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Attention Children! DO NOT allow adults to “TASTE TEST” your Halloween candy. This is a trick for them to eat all your best stuff. Save your peanut butter cups for you!
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orking out is hard. Really hard. And But how is he so sure he can whip you back that’s true whether you’re into building to your college waistline and have you feeling up your biceps or whittling down your like you could climb Everest? “It all goes back waistline. So, if you’re going to put so much to our knowledge base,” he says. “Our staff of energy into something, you want the maximum trainers are all degreed in exercise science and results. Which is why many people CPR qualified, and required to do turn to a personal trainer. a minimum of five hours a week of “Most people get a trainer study to stay current.” Their role, as because they’re frustrated,” says far as you’re concerned, is to: One, Colt Thompson, founder and CEO prevent injury; two, attain desired of Desert Trainers (480-526-3727). results in the shortest possible time. “They work out a lot, they use all Thompson doesn’t take that task the latest, greatest equipment, lightly; he sees too many trainers but they don’t get the results they working the gyms in a “pump ‘em Colt Thompson, founder want.” up, pump “em out” mode, which of Desert Trainers The problem, of course, is is not only less efficient for the knowledge. In order to get the best results, client, he says, but potentially dangerous. “That you not only have to work yourself into a nice approach doesn’t take each individual’s specific juicy sweat, you have to do it in the right way. needs into account,” says Thompson. Since each Thompson prides himself on the results he gets body is different, Thompson takes vital signs for clients; so much so that he offers something on every client and has retained the services unheard of in the personal training field - a of a cardiologist, cardiac care nurses and 100% money back guarantee if you’re not nutritionists to consult for any unique concerns. happy with the new you in three months time. As a former graduate of the United States And it doesn’t matter if you look like Arnold Army Academy of Health Sciences and a Special Schwarzenegger and have lost 20% body fat; Forces paramedic, you can rest assured you’re if you don’t feel better, Thompson writes you in capable hands. And don’t think you’ll get a check. away with slacking off, either.
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