The Weekender 12-28-2011 by The Wilkes-Barre Publishing Company

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In 2012, I resolve to …

Rachel A. Pugh

Nikki M. Mascali

“… not adopt any more cats ... unless they’re cute ... and lonely ... and need a home ...”

“… to make 2012 even better than 2011.”

Steve Husted

John Popko

General manager • 570.831.7398 rpugh@theweekender.com

Creative director • 570.970.7401 shusted@theweekender.com

“… not put off doing anything and ask for help when I need it.”

Editor • 570.831.7322 nmascali@theweekender.com

Sr. account executive • 570.831.7349 jpopko@theweekender.com

“… try and live a healthier lifestyle.”

Alyssa Baldacci

Mike Golubiewski

“… face each morning with optimism and ﬁnd good in every situation.”

“… use all my vacation days.”

Account executive • 570.831.7321 abaldacci@theweekender.com

Letter from the editor

Stephanie DeBalko Staff Writer • 570.829.7132 sdebalko@theweekender.com

“… spend a little less — or at least make a valiant effort.”

Shelby Kremski

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“… be all around better than last year — my resolution every year.”

Tell @wkdr your 2012 resolution

Production editor • 570.829.7209 mgolubiewski@theweekender.com

Contributors Ralphie Aversa, Justin Brown, Marie Burrell, Caeriel Crestin, Pete Croatto, Dale Culp, Amanda Dittmar, Janelle Engle, Michael Irwin, Amy Longsdorf, Jayne Moore, Mystery Mouth, Kacy Muir, Ryan O’Malley, Jason Riedmiller, Jeff & Amanda from 98.5 KRZ, Jim Rising, Lisa Schaeffer, Alan Sculley, Chuck Shepherd, Mike Sullivan, Bill Thomas, Noelle Vetrosky

ow, what a year. When I look back on 2011, I’ll remember so many things including, but not definitely not limited to, becoming editor of this newspaper, having some great personal-life changes that I wouldn’t trade for the world, going to the awesome side by becoming an iPhone user, being in the Weekender building while it was shaking from an earthquake and watching with bated breath all the coverage of the September flooding here in Northeastern Pennsylvania. With this, our final issue of 2011, as we have for the past few years now, we take a look back to give our Top 5 favorites in pop culture from the past 12 months. It’s a backward glance that has become one of my favorite issues of the year.

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I’ve been compiling my concerts and albums list for months, constantly changing it as other albums I found myself unable to live without popped up or remembering more snippets from an unforgettable concert. One of the biggest surprises for me was having George Thorogood and The Destroyers’ concert at the F.M. Kirby Center make it into my Top 5. Though my mom always was a big fan of his, I’d never been, but that rocking, strumming cat really blew me out of the water. Rounding out this annual Staff Picks issue are lists of the best books by Staff Writer Stephanie DeBalko and correspondent Kacy Muir, movie reviewers Pete Croatto and Mike Sullivan share their best and worst, correspondent Michael Irwin names his best albums and Janelle Engle, aka the Barbie Chick, recalls her favorite trends in fashion. The lists begin on p. 21. I hope you enjoy reading them as much as we enjoyed remembering the best of the best from 2011. Email letters@theweekender.com to tell us what you loved this year. -- Nikki M. Mascali Weekender Editor

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@danecook 2012 will be a deﬁning year in your life. You will either change or you won’t.

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MOVIE REVIEW: ‘Tintin’ is a little shy of a home run.

DEC 28, 2011-JAN 3, 2012

GREEN PIECE: Resolve to change the world instead of yourself in 2012.

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14 ALBUM REVIEWS

We listened to new ones from Snow Patrol, Mya and My Dying Bride.

41 BITCH & BRAG

STYLE FILES: Dress for the year you want, not for the year you had.

Jeff complains about junk mail while Amanda touts the kindness of strangers.

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COVER STORY 21-24

LISTINGS

THIS JUST IN ... 10 LIVE ENTERTAINMENT ... 18 CONCERTS ... 28-29 THEATER ... 31 AGENDA ... 34-36, 38, 40, 42, 44-46 SPEAK & SEE ... 48

MUSIC

ALBUM REVIEWS ... 14 CHARTS ... 14

STAGE & SCREEN MOVIE REVIEW ... 26 RALPHIE REPORT ... 30 STARSTRUCK ... 30 NOVEL APPROACH … 31

FOOD & FASHION NEWS OF THE WEIRD ... 13 GREEN PIECE … 25 PUZZLE ... 34 BITCH & BRAG … 41 STYLE FILES ... 47 WHO IS … 50

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TECH TALK … 35 MOTORHEAD … 51 SHOW US SOME SKIN … 51 SIGN LANGUAGE ... 53 SORRY MOM & DAD ... 54 WEEKENDER MAN ... 69 WEEKENDER MODEL ... 70

ON THE COVER DESIGN BY ... STEVE HUSTED VOLUME 19 • ISSUE 06

By Rachel A. Pugh Weekender General Manager

My two cents

believe part of my core involves this intense desire to improve upon that which is not perfect in my life. And after a lifetime of attempting to somehow improve what I have felt is broken, I began to learn that often, I am trying to fix things that may not be the best for me in the end anyway. It took about 32 years, but after a very wise woman told me, “Rachel, just always try to keep your side of the sidewalk clean,” I decided I should change. Although cliche, I learned things really do happen for a reason. • Love life In 2010, when a three-year relationship needed to end, I fought for it, most likely longer than I should have. Looking back, I’m not convinced I was that upset about the relationship ending, but rather that I couldn’t fix it. Finally, when I took off the tool belt and simply let it end without any animosity, I allowed the change to occur. And it did. Six months later, I met someone I love. Eleven months later he proposed. Things happen for a reason. • Friendship I’ve had a lot of friends at different stages in my life. Personalities evolve. I believe it is not until our more mature adulthood that we often gain the best friends we will have for life. I had some friends for more than a decade, but this year began to discover our interests were going in different directions. Things just didn’t seem the same among us — because they weren’t. I was now 33 and not the crazy party

girl I was in my twenties. I was a little sad about the realization, but I also didn’t want to feel as though I was trying to change anyone or force anyone into my evolved interests. No hard feelings or anger on my behalf, but rather a mere shift in direction and, overall, in life. I wish I could say I received the same respect in return. Regardless, I kept the tool belt off, thought only positive thoughts and focused on some of my other friendships. I’ve enjoyed more lunches with Ed. I’ve shared tears and dinner and wine with Lynn. I’ve watched Iliana’s little boy, John, grow and walk and dance. Things happen for a reason. • Career I have been at the Weekender for nearly 11 years and have spent some of those years with dual duties at The Times Leader. My titles have changed. I’ve taken on different responsibilities. And in 2011, I witnessed a good portion of the Weekender staff coming and going. We have a new editor, Nikki M. Mascali, two new sales reps, Alyssa Baldacci and Shelby Kremski, and a new staff writer, Stephanie DeBalko. In a tough economic climate and in an industry that is constantly changing, turnover is never thought about favorably. This would mean that we would have to work harder and even more closely together. This also meant that we would have more office arguments, but even more office laughter. We witnessed “firsts:” Seeing Nikki find a new love for children, which we discovered when she pulled into Grotto Pizza for a

promotion with her boyfriend and his two children in a top-down convertible. Senior sales rep John Popko and I stood in shock, saying, “We never thought we’d see the day.” Creative director Steve Husted getting threatened by fans that his tires would get slashed when he didn’t choose their band as the winner for a contest. Or John getting glasses and accepting the whole “aging” process. Or quiet Stephanie having to read racy romance novels and quote them in a cover story. Or Alyssa bringing her dog, Sarge, to the office when I thought consultants were visiting the building. Or Shelby running a provocative staff photo despite our warnings she would get interesting phone calls the next day (she did). It’s been a year of good old-fashioned belly laughs with people I genuinely respect and have worked closer with than ever before because the Weekender changed. Things happen for a reason. I believe all the developments in my personal and professional life have taught me something. Things happened without me panicking and trying to fix them … for the better. There are so many changes in life that are inevitable, and we can’t control it, so why exhaust ourselves being the perpetual handyman, tinkering with every element? In a way, my love life, friendships and work have been a form of therapy, showing me just how good things can be when you simply leave them alone. I guess they have all given me some nickel-and-dime psychology. I say to that, thanks. I’ll keep the change. W

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will start Sunday, Jan. 15 at 5:30 p.m. and run every week until Feb. 19. The series, which is open to all levels, will introduce beginners to power vinyasa yoga in six 75-minute sessions. Cost is $99 or $79 if you register by Sunday, Jan. 8. Space is limited, so preregistration is required. You can find out more info or register for the training or sixweek series by visiting missionyoga.com or calling 570.346.9642.

STRIKE A POSE Scranton’s newest yoga studio, Mission Yoga (inside the Scranton Life Building at 544 Spruce St.) will host two donation-based classes this upcoming weekend before its full schedule begins Monday, Jan. 2. Instructor Alex DuBois will host New Year’s Eve Yoga Saturday, Dec. 31 from 10:30 p.m.midnight, featuring an all-level asana practice and meditation. A New Year’s Eve celebration follows the class. Kelly O’Brien will host an all-level 90-minute New Year’s Day Detox flow Sunday, Jan. 1 from noon-1:30 p.m. All proceeds from both classes will benefit the Indraloka Animal Sanctuary in Mehoopany. Visit indraloka.org for more info on the sanctuary. The studio’s first 200-hour teacher-training program will begin Friday, Jan. 13 from 6-9 p.m. at Always-At-Aum Yoga school inside Symmetry Studio (3rd floor, 206 N. Main Ave., Scranton). The six-week beginner series

SOLO EFFORT Bayside’s Anthony Raneri is set to release a solo EP next month as a companion piece of sorts to his “Where’s the Band? Tour,” an annual jaunt that features acoustic sets of likeminded frontmen that will kick off Thursday, Jan. 19 at 7 p.m. at The Sherman Theater (524 Main St., Stroudsburg). The tour also features Ace Enders (The Early November), Chris Conley (Saves the Day), Evan Weiss (Into It. Over It.) and Matt Pryor (The Get Up Kids). “I have been playing solo acoustic shows for about four years now,” Raneri stated in a press release. “I always toyed with the idea of actually releasing some music, but never really had the time. It seems like people that have been coming to the solo shows are really interested in a release, so I figured I’d give it a shot.” Tickets, which are available at shermantheater.com or at the box office, are $13 in advance or $15 W day of.

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FINE POINTS OF THE LAW -- The law of child support changes only slowly in the U.S., but maybe less so in Australia. American courts are reluctant to end payments even if the man later disproves paternity (citing the harm to the child if the payments stop). However, in October, the Federal Magistrates Court in Melbourne, Australia, acting on fertility-test results, ordered a mother to reimburse the man she swore was the father after he proved he had been sterile. The woman also “recalled,” after extensive therapy, that she might have had a one-night stand with a stranger around the time of conception. -- Perversion Du Jour: The 10-year-old law-enforcement crackdown on Internet child pornography has lately hit a technicality-based roadblock. Several times recently, perverts have beaten charges after creating “child pornography” that consisted of nude adult female bodies onto which facial photos of young girls had been pasted. This handiwork was apparently arousing to two Lakeland, Fla., men, Danny Parker, convicted in 2011, and John Stelmack, convicted in 2010, but both ultimately had their convictions overturned because no actual child was involved in sex. -- Forgetting to pay the monthly rental fees on a storage locker can have serious consequences if the locker was used to store embarrassing or even incriminating materials. News of the Weird reported one such hapless client in 2007: a central Florida political activist under investigation whose locker yielded a rich trove for a local reporter. Similarly, perhaps, Dr. Conrad Murray (then under suspicion in the death of Michael Jackson) reportedly missed three payments on a Las Vegas storage locker, and prosecutors recovered items that appeared to contribute to their case (although it is not clear that any of the items were ever presented in court). -- Hospital protocols may be changing, but too slowly for Doreen Wallace, who fell in the lobby of the Greater Niagara

General Hospital in Ontario in October and broke her hip. Though it was less than 150 feet from the lobby to the emergency room, hospital personnel, following rules, instructed her to call an ambulance to take her around to the ER, though the nearest such ambulance, in the next city, did not arrive for 30 pain-filled minutes. Hospital officials said they would handle things better in the future. UPDATES -- In October, Colorado state Sen. Suzanne Williams settled more-serious 2010 traffic charges by pleading no contest to a misdemeanor and paying $268 to a court in Amarillo, Texas. State troopers had accused Williams of driving with unbelted grandchildren in her SUV when it drifted across a center line and hit another vehicle, killing the driver and ejecting the kids. The Texas troopers suggested that Williams scooped up the worse-injured grandchild, returned him to the SUV and belted him into a child seat, which was especially significant because Williams had sponsored a mandatory child-safety belting law in Colorado in 2010. However, the grand jury declined to indict her, and she refused to discuss the case further. -- No Longer Weird: Some Recurring Themes appear so frequently as to be boring even to the creator of News of the Weird. For instance, people steal scrap metal for sale to recyclers, even if it winds up disrupting the infrastructure. Two brothers, Benjamin and Alexander Jones, of New Castle, Pa., were charged in October with having dismantled an entire, little-used, 15-ton bridge in the area, anticipating a big payday, but ultimately clearing only about $5,000 from laborious work with blow torches. (But Kirk Wise, 45, told the Phoenix New Times in August that he had earned about $95,000 in the previous year and a half selling scrap metal — though he admitted blowing most of it on methamphetamines.) W Handy Addresses: NewsoftheWeird.blogspot.com, WeirdUniverse.net, WeirdNews@earthlink.net, NewsoftheWeird.com and P.O. Box 18737, Tampa FL 33679.

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Most artists have at one time or another struggled with a form of writer’s block, and Gary Lightbody of Snow Patrol is no exception. The singer/guitarist admits to suffering from multiple bouts of this while composing “Fallen Empires,” the band’s sixth studio album and arguably its most ambitious work to date. While the past two years may have been difficult at times for the band, the end result seems to be more than worth it. “Fallen Empires” gets off to a quick jumpstart with “I’ll Never Let Go,” “Called Out in the Dark,” and “The Weight of Love,” an energetic trio of

songs that pull the listener in for the nearly hour-long journey to the end of the album. The band takes a bit of a breather next with “This Isn’t Everything You Are,” and from there the album continues with a deeply emotive set of songs that explore many different subjects that the majority of listeners should easily be able to relate to. Music and lyrics are woven together extremely well throughout the length of “Fallen Empires,” with a mix of quiet, tender moments (such as “Lifening,” “Those Distant Bells” or “The Garden Rules”), which are occasionally

My Dying Bride “The Barghest O’ Whitby” Rating: W W

A frightening fable Earlier this year, U.K. gloom-metal icons My Dying Bride marked its 20th anniversary with the release of “Envinta.” The album contained revamped renditions of much of the band’s catalogue, and the band reworked the songs to include new vocals and arrangements, resulting in a symphony of melancholy metal.

punctuated by tracks with more energy and urgency (“In the End”). The extent to which the two complement one another is exceptional — even amazing at times — and a feat which is impressive enough on a single song, yet alone throughout an entire album. With “Fallen Empires,” Snow Patrol has created a composition that is equally moving at the points when it is epic as well as when it is simple. While the flow from song to song is occasionally a bit disjointed, each of the album tracks is an integral part of the overall piece. From beginning to end, the album sounds a lot like an epic tale that tells the listener a story that goes not just from place to place, but through life and time as well. -- Michael Irwin Weekender Correspondent

Less than a year later, My Dying Bride released “The Barghest O’ Whitby,” an EP released via Peaceville Records on CD and limited vinyl in November. Even though it literally comes right on the heels of “Envinta,” the EP is very different than the band’s last release. “The Barghest O’ Whitby” is a single 27-minute track based on a chilling story about a menacing spirit on a quest for revenge, and it definitely plays more like a frightening fairy tale than a metal album. The release begins with a slow and somewhat daunting instrumental before lead vocalist Aaron Stainthorpe begins telling this gothic tale. Although Stainthorpe maintains the gloomy metal vocals that the band is known for, he is more of a storyteller on this one than a singer. He methodically takes listeners through the details of this plot. “The Barghest O’ Whitby” retains some of the symphonic undertones that the band included heavily throughout “Envinta,” however, this one is definitely more reminiscent of the band’s doommetal background. No matter what form it comes in, listeners know that they are always going to get a somewhat scary and dark work of fiction from this band. Fans of My Dying Bride will find this latest release to be no exception. -- Lisa Schaeffer Weekender Correspondent

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Mya's surprising return Where, exactly, has Grammy-award winner Mya been since her 2003 release of “Moodring?” Musically, she’s been taking on the Japanese market, where her latest studio album, “K.I.S.S. (Keep It Sexy & Simple),” was released in April. Mya finally brought the deluxe version of the album stateside earlier this month, and not a moment too soon, as it’s an

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Snow Patrol “Fallen Empires” unexpectedly vibrant, peppy outing. The title track starts the record off on a punchy high note, giving the first taste of the surprising talent Mya’s been keeping from her American fans for the past few years. The album’s collaborations are mostly sublime, especially in the case of the menacing, unshakable “Earthquake,” featuring Trina, and the chaotic, reggaeinspired “Take Him Out,” featuring Spice. A lot of the songs have an ’80s flavor to them, with jingly effects and forthright lyrics. Sometimes this method works, like on the emotional “Can I,” and sometimes it falls flat. In fact, the record takes a bit of a nosedive near the end, with the garish “It’s My Birthday” and “Somebody Come Get This Bitch,” featuring Stacie & Lacie, acting as the dated antitheses to the album’s best tracks. There are a few gems that surface at the tail end, like the delicate “Love Comes, Love Goes,” but one has to wonder if the album as a whole would have been tighter and more fluid with less than its 17 tracks. “K.I.S.S.” veers more to the pop end of the spectrum than the r&b side, but for the former “Lady Marmalade” collaborator, it’s a decent platform for jumping back into the American market. This album shows she’s still got a few tricks up her sleeve. -- Stephanie DeBalko Weekender Staff Writer

Billboard 200 Bestselling Albums of 2011 1. Adele: “21” 2. Taylor Swift: “Speak Now” 3. Lady Gaga: “Born This Way” 4. Jason Aldean: “My Kinda Party” 5. Susan Boyle: “The Gift”

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I really enjoyed the last “Super Bowl Halftime Show” performance by the Black-Eyed Peas. Any word on who is performing this time? -- Denise M. via e-mail

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Pop diva Madonna has been tapped to lend her superstar status to Super Bowl XLVI, which will air on Sunday, Feb. 5, on NBC. No word yet on what surprises she has in store, but I am counting her show to be a doozy!

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Among many, many other notables, 2011 was the year that saw Wall Street — and cities across the country — occupied, a royal wedding, the passing of Steve Jobs, arguably the Thomas Edison of our time, the end of NASA’s space-shuttle program, terrible natural disasters both near and far and the end of the Iraq War. Some of us here at the Weekender will never forget the day we stood in our offices on a bright and sunny August day looking at

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each other in wonder as an earthquake shook our building, and then, just a few weeks later, being evacuated from downtown Wilkes-Barre as the September flooding loomed — the same flooding that devastated the lives of so many people here in NEPA. We’re ready to send 2011 on its way, as we’re sure many people are, but first, let’s take a look back at some of the great things that came out of MMXI, as we present our Staff Picks in music, concerts, fashion, books and movies on pages 21-24.

best fashion trends By Janelle Engle Weekender Correspondent

either. 3. Platform heels Wearing heels is not always a comfortable experience, and this year it seemed like the more uncomfortable and harder to walk in, the better. In particular, celebrities like Lady Gaga had brought back the Spice-Girl platform-heel trend. Designer Jeffrey Campbell was the ruler of this trend; he takes a seemingly outlandish heel and somehow makes it practical for everyday. Once you got used to being a whole new height, not to mention the stares from the less fashion savvy, they were a fun fad. 4. Oversized jewelry Just like with shoes, the philosophy this year was the bigger the better in jewelry as well. Designers focused on keeping things minimalistic and letting the accessories take center stage. In particular, feather earrings that almost touched the shoulders and bold layered necklaces were favorites of mine. The

Jenelle and friends don some of 2011’s most fashionable attire. best part of the trend was it broke up an outﬁt, since your jewelry didn’t have to perfectly match everything you had on. In fact, it worked better if it didn’t. 5. Color blocking A fashion not for the wallﬂowers, color blocking incorporates obnoxious loud shades and tones and pairs them in an

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unexpected but yet still chic way. Edgy celebrities like Rihanna started this trend in the summer with a ﬂashing combination of pinks and oranges. The easiest way to color block is by pairing colorful tights with a skirt in a contrasting and still complementary color.

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1. Studs This trend was my personal favorite because it was completely D-I-Y. Once I realized how easy it was to glue studs on an old bag or pair of shoes, I went stud crazy and tried to stud everything in my closet to give it a new, edgy look. It didn’t matter if it was pyramid studs on a vintage band T-shirt or spiked studs on a beat-up leather jacket, whatever you had studded would look rebellious and chic at the same time. 2. Animal print Whether it was leopard, giraffe or tiger, animal print was a strong pattern for 2011. Usually you’d find this trend on party dresses as a great way to show off your wild side, but I also liked using an animal-print accessory to complement a plain outfit. While animal print is nothing new in the trend department, this year it was at its best with flowing fabrics and in all sorts of colors and shades. It likely isn’t going to go away any time soon

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best albums By Nikki M. Mascali Weekender Editor

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Foo Fighters’ ‘Wasting Light’ topped both our reviewers Best Of lists. 1. “Wasting Light,” Foo Fighters In some ways, the Foo Fighters are the rarest of the rare: A band with universal popularity that still has its integrity, pleasing everyone and catering to no one. “Wasting Light” had a perfect mix of energy and emotion, was loud and angry when it needed to be (“Bridge Burning” or “White Limo”) and was quiet and peaceful when it didn’t (“Dear Rosemary” or “These Days”). The entire album is made up of music that either seems plucked out of the sky note-bynote or torn from the ground by its roots, and listening to it makes for one amazing ride. 2. “Worship Music,” Anthrax Metal bands are remarkable for a longevity which seems unexpected given the nature of the music they make, and Anthrax is no exception. The release of “Worship Music” was cause for celebration, but this album was remarkable in its own right and not just due to the reunion with Joey Belladonna. While plenty of bands like to say “We’re back,” Anthrax used heavy-hitting tracks like “Earth on Hell” and “The Devil You Know” to also say “... and we’re as good as we ever have been.” 3. “Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds,” Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds After ﬁnally breaking away from Oasis (and younger brother Liam’s antics), Noel Gallagher uses this debut album to

stand on his own and write the kind of music that most fans only occasionally caught a glimpse of. While the album is a little light on the tempo and loud guitars, tracks like “If I Had a Gun” or “(I Wanna Live in a Dream in My) Record Machine” really are high flying and showcase Noel’s talents as one of the best songwriters of the last 20 years. 4. “Complete Control Sessions,” Scream Hardcore punk personified the “Live Fast, Die Young” mantra, including Washington, D.C.’s Scream. After disappearing for nearly 20 years, the band broke the mold with the release of this EP. Songs like “Stopwatch,” “Get Free” and “The Year Bald Headed Singers Were In” blend teen angst with adult retrospection and have a perfect balance of fury and emotion, leaving the listener begging for more. 5. “Angles,”The Strokes In a very short time, The Strokes cemented itself as beloved indie-rock icons and its music became embedded in pop culture. The downside of that, however, is that the band would start to be compared to itself (and usually fall short). “Angles” is the album that puts the band back on track after a long hiatus. A mix of pop, synth and rock sounds on tracks such as “Games,” “Metabolism” and “Gratisfaction” is hardly groundbreaking, but shows that the Strokes are no flash in the pan either.

The Barr Brothers’ debut, Nikki’s No. 2 pick, is the best album you probably haven’t heard yet. 1. “Wasting Light,” Foo Fighters As a longtime casual listener of the Foo Fighters, this Grammy-nominated album made me a fan. From “Bridge Burning’s” crunchy guitar, pounding drums and Dave Grohl’s in-your-face singing to the last note of “Walk,” “Wasting Light” is utterly phenomenal in every way. “Arlandria” arguably is the best damn song of 2011, hands down. 2. “The Barr Brothers,”The Barr Brothers This Montreal-based quartet, which I’ve never heard before until it recently played here in NEPA, put out one of the most reﬁned, haunting albums I’ve ever heard. From the intimate and lush “Beggar in the Morning” and somber “The Devil’s Harp” to the soulful “Let There Be Horses” and the searing blues of “Lord, I Just Can’t Keep From Crying,” this is truly an ensemble to keep your eyes — and ears — on. 3. “The Whole Love,” Wilco It may be safe to say that I’ll love pretty much anything these Chicagoans put out, but their Grammy-nominated eighth outing is truly full of greatness. All 12 songs reiterate not only that frontman Jeff Tweedy is a proliﬁc songwriter, but

that every member is an amazing musician, especially lead guitarist Nels Cline, whose sometimes subtle, sometimes riotous nuances always add that extra something to leave a lasting impression. 4. “El Camino,”The Black Keys Slightly more polished than its predecessor, “Brothers,” but still capturing the Keys’ basement-recording vibe, “El Camino” is another dynamite ride from this Ohio duo. With highlights including fantastic ﬁrst single, “Lonely Boy,” the fuzzy, rollicking “Gold On The Ceiling” and ’70s-sounding “Stop Stop,” Dan Auerbach and Patrick Carney prove yet again that they’re in a genre all their own. 5. “Th1rt3en,” Megadeth Dave Mustaine and company’s aptly named 13th assault proves that the band is still worthy of being one of thrash metal’s “Big Four.” The album ranges from violent (standout “Sudden Death”) and swift and dirty (Grammy-nominated “Public Enemy No. 1”) to epic (“Millennium Of The Blind”) and noisy (“Wrecker”). Megadeth hasn’t mellowed with age, it’s remained as metal as it was in 1983.

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best movies By Pete Croatto Weekender Correspondent

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best movies

Rainn Wilson goes to the dark side in ‘Super.’ 1. “Super” Rainn Wilson’s lifelong sad sack unexpectedly finds redemption as a homemade superhero in this very dark, very violent comedy. James Gunn’s masterful heartbreak of a film is about discovering Tilda Swinton and John C. Reilly star in ‘We Need to Talk About Kevin.’ who we are — for better or for worse. Original and daring, of course it barely 1. “We Need to Talk About Kevin” cally “Carnage” is the sitcom adaptation played in theaters. An enjoyably bleak exercise that lacks of “We Need to Talk About Kevin,” and I 2. “Hugo” any trace of warmth and doesn’t offer Director Martin Scorsese, that insamean that in the best way possible. any easy answers. Plus, it’s hard to hate tiable film buff, enchants us with an un4. “Hobo With A Shotgun” forgettable lesson: No matter how big the any film that points out that maybe your To make a good exploitation movie special effects get, regardless of whose shitty little kid was just born shitty. you have to find a balance between gritty name is above the title, what entertains 2. “Young Adult” thrills and tongue-in-cheek silliness. us and romances us at the movies is timeIt kills me deep inside to write this, but Most films never really find that balance. less. Don’t believe me? Watch it without I loved this Diablo Cody movie. Howthe 3-D glasses. ever, its success mostly lies with Charlize Thankfully this film does. 3. “The Descendants” 5. “Rango” Theron, who seems to have a knack for Alexander Payne’s drama centering on Weird, surprisingly smart and probably playing thoroughly vile yet sympathetic a beleaguered father (George Clooney) still serves up a potent dose of nightmare living in Hawaii uses tiny strokes to paint figures. fuel to most of the children that saw 3. “Carnage” Although it eventually becomes almost it back in March. “Rango” has all the makings of a future cult hit. Enjoy it now unbearably shrill in its final act, this pitch-black comedy earns points for its before it’s co-opted by the Hot Topic hopelessly bleak view of humanity. Basi- crowd.

worst movies

1. “Kaboom” I’ve complained enough about Gregg Araki’s rudderless piece of sci-fi college-themed apocalyptic insultingly ironic camp. I’ll just add this: I was so mournful about the time I lost watching “Kaboom” that I considered holding a memorial service. 2. “Larry Crowne” This brainless effort about a downsized dope (played by Tom Hanks, who also directed and served as a co-writer) who finds redemption at a community college failed resoundingly. It wasn’t funny. It was devoid of conflict. Worst of all, Hanks’ vision of how regular people cope with adversity was pathetic in its lack of awareness. In reaching out to the common man, Hanks ends up slapping him in the face. 3. “War Horse”

Send it to the glue factory. Steven Spielberg’s ode to a brave, vaguely human equine is the worst kind of feel-good movie, where non-stop gooey sentiment is passed off as credible, wholesome entertainment. 4. “The Art of Getting By” Here’s the teenage version of “Larry Crowne,” a movie with absolutely no clue as to how the real world works. Director/ writer Gavin Wiesen’s complete contempt for his characters — Freddie Highmore’s lead ranks as among the most obnoxious in recent memory — and the young audience — who won’t relate to the world-weary moping of trust-fund babies — turned it into a featurelength insult. 5. “Crazy, Stupid, Love.” Audiences ﬂocked to this disingenuous, shallow romantic comedy (improbably starring Steve Carell, Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling). Why? Because it packaged the rough side of romance for those who adored the sanitized antics of “Valentine’s Day.” To see divorce, adultery and intimacy issues get the same treatment, especially with such a talented cast available, was jarring. What’s next? A musical version of “Shame”? “Kinsey” remade as a screwball comedy? -- P.C.

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3. “The Help” Even if you could overlook its severe historical inaccuracy or the fact that all of the characters are reductive stereotypes, you’re still left with an insulting film that repeatedly insists the civil rights movement would be lost without the efforts of a spunky, white do-gooder and her magical book. 4. “Bucky Larson: Born to Be a 1. “Cars 2” Star” It could be argued that “The Smurfs” The most depressing aspect behind this and “Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipmovie is that it just may be the best film wrecked” were worse, but everybody Christina Ricci has appeared in within expected those movies to be terrible. the past 12 years. Granted, “Cars 2” wasn’t the first Pixar 5. “Apollo 18” cash-in, but it was the first Pixar cash-in M. Night Shyamalan can finally to feel more calculated and cynical than a breathe a little easier knowing that late-period “Shrek” sequel. “Apollo 18’s” sentient moon rocks have 2. “Sucker Punch” replaced “The Happening’s” killer wind So who was this for exactly? Selfas cinema’s least threatening, most uninloathing nerds who wanted to watch “In- tentionally hilarious monster. ception” but also wanted to masturbate? -- M.S.

a grand portrait of a man burdened by the past and the expectations of others. 4. “Super 8” J.J. Abrams, in his wonderful, Steven Spielberg-inﬂuenced follow up to “Star Trek,” goes beyond tickling the imagination. Taking place in the late 1970s in a small Ohio town, “Super 8” captures that sliver of childhood when the real world starts to reveal itself, whether we’re ready for it or not. 5. “Bridesmaids” Enough with the women-are-crass-too praise or how refreshing it is to see ladies bringing the funny. That’s a slap in the face to Amy Sedaris, Madeline Kahn and even Katharine Hepburn. Strip away the hype, and you’ll ﬁnd a very funny, very honest movie about the tenuous nature of friendships. That’s why it should be lauded.

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best books By Stephanie DeBalko Weekender Staff Writer

‘Rules of Civility’ is one book you’ll read more than once. 1. “Rules of Civility” by Amor Towles A love affair with vintage Manhattan. If one were to sum up Towles’ rapturous debut in a single sentence, this would be it. The bookish Katey Kontent is marvelously ﬂawed and perversely intelligent, and Towles’ voice is one of thoughtfulness that translates to the female perspective without a hint of condescension. “Rules of Civility” is as much about the city that never sleeps as it is about its protagonists, and its quiet disentanglement promises to make it more than a one-time read. 2. “The Weird Sisters” by Eleanor Brown An ode to the Bard and sisterly provocation, Brown’s ﬁrst novel is warm, funny and

full of literature. Though the nature of the plot has schmaltzy potential, Brown dodges cliches and creates a world the reader wants to be a part of, problems and all. The tale weaves in and out of each sister’s story, connecting them seamlessly and with great affection. 3. “Ordinary Beauty” by Laura Wiess Wiess crafts a repentant tale of selfexploration and abuse with this gem. Sayre Bellavia is a heroine with whom the reader earnestly and immediately feels a kinship, and Wiess’ sharp writing pulls one in instantly — I recently opened it to a random page, started reading and couldn’t put it down. Wiess isn’t afraid to ask the tough questions, and the book is a young-adult piece that is easily poignant and enjoyable to a reader of any generation. 4. “Hard Spell” by Justin Gustainis “Law & Order” meets “True Blood” in the familiar streets of Scranton in “Hard Spell.” Detective Stan Markowski is up against vampires who do anything but sparkle and other supernatural beings with dark secrets. Gustainis creates his own version of a world where these beings coexist with humans, and he does it without mirroring too closely his contemporaries in the genre. Ultimately, what he does is create a page-turner that leaves the reader hungry for more (which it seems we may get early next year). 5. “The Sixes” by Kate White Even as an avid reader, I rarely begin and ﬁnish an entire 400-page book in one day. With “The Sixes,” though, I had no choice. From beginning to end, White eloquently spins a web of mystiﬁcation, casting doubt on almost every character in such a way that the resolution is about as clear as the murky river water that’s front and center in her plot. Her writing is familiar, yet glamorous, and has an ineffable quality that keeps the reader hanging on her every word.

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By Nikki M. Mascali Weekender Editor

1. Paul McCartney, Yankee Stadium, Bronx, N.Y., July 15 My first Sir Paul show was the best concert I have ever seen. It wasn’t just because I was seeing a Beatle in the flesh or because I was so moved during the show that I cried five times or that I got to hear 35 fantastic songs — including an explosive “Live and Let Die,” a hardand-heavy “Helter Skelter,” a powerful “Let It Be” and a tender “Maybe I’m Amazed.” It was the whole under-thesummer-stars shebang. 2. Bob Dylan, Toyota Pavilion at Montage Mountain, Scranton, Aug. 10 He can be as elusive as he wants to be, but Dylan will always be pure magic

live. He delivered a bluegrass-y “Things Have Changed,” a rockabilly “Summer Days” and a magnificent — and devilish — “Ballad Of A Thin Man.” Encoring with “Like A Rolling Stone” and a searing “All Along The Watchtower,” Dylan once again proved why he’s “The Poet Laureate of Rock ’n’ Roll.” 3. Weezer/Flaming Lips, PNC Bank Arts Center, Holmdel, N.J., July 28 My first Weezer show was also my first Flaming Lips show. While Weezer gave fun milk-and-honey, with great versions of “Buddy Holly” and Radiohead’s “Paranoid Android,” the co-headlining Flaming Lips stole the show. Frontman Wayne Coyne is unforgettable, as were

best books By Kacy Muir Weekender Correspondent

with this revisionist western that has a little bit of everything for everyone. His division between good and evil is an ever-present theme that readers cannot help but pursue — especially when the bad guys are just as alluring as the good. With flawless dialogue and a wellresearched historical backdrop, DeWitt takes readers on a path of vengeance with two brothers against the world. 3. “Pulphead: Essays” by John Jeremiah Sullivan In this tenacious book of literary nonfiction essays, Sullivan takes readers through his understanding of pop culture intertwined with his personal life. The book is a non-stop ride full of candid and witty monologues that is sure to leave the reader going back for seconds. 4. “The Night Circus” by Erin Didion turns a heartbreaking loss Morgenstern into one of the year’s best reads. Morgenstern enraptures readers through the world of magic, mystery 1. “Blue Nights” by Joan Didion and unforgettable imagery. One of the After reading her 1979 book of essays, best aspects about the novel is her ability “The White Album,” I immediately fell to write fiction that adults and young in love with Didion and her writing. adults could equally enjoy. All the while, Similarly, that love has grown into respect for her courage to write and publish she creates a striking work built on a multidimensional plot chockfull of wellher most recent account following the death of her only child. Lines such as: “I developed characters. 5. “Someday This Will Be Funny” no longer want reminders of what was, by Lynne Tillman what got broken, what got lost, what got This collection of short fiction stowasted,” run through readers’ minds like ghosts of the written word. Even through ries was memorable and quirky. While I enjoyed the first read, after a second catastrophe and mourning, this book is confirmation that Didion remains one of observation, I have come to appreciate the best nonfiction authors for her ability Tillman’s writing even more. Her tangential but poignant thoughts, dark humor to survive loss through writing. 2. “The Sisters Brothers” by Pat- and unapologetic attitude may not be for rick DeWitt everyone, but her unfiltered imagination DeWitt shocked the world into awe is why she made the list. “What is the Light?,” “Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots, Pt. 1” and the encore with Weezer of “She Don’t Use Jelly” and “Undone — The Sweater Song.” 4. Matt & Kim, Music Hall of Williamsburg, Brooklyn, May 25 This is the second year in a row the Brooklyn-based drummer/keyboardist made my list and with good reason: They give one hell of a show. The energy of the duo and the crowd is incomparable, and you have to move and bounce and dance or else you could very well get yourself trampled. As always, set-closer “Daylight” was a blast. 5. George Thorogood and The Destroyers, F.M. Kirby Center, Wilkes-Barre, Oct. 4 Blasting into his hour and a half set with Chuck Berry’s “Sweet Little Rock ’n Roller,” Thorogood and company gave the receptive audience a stellar night of rock ’n’ roll. The show included standout versions of “I Drink Alone,” “Bad to the Bone” and “Tail Dragger,” and saxophonist Buddy Leach was excellent. W

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‘The Adventures of Tintin’ revolves around a fictional character that has gained acclaim in Europe.

Tintin comes stateside and enthralls I s anyone else shocked that “The Adventures of Tintin” is playing in a theater near you? Because there was a time in this country when the only way anyone could watch a Tintin movie was if they tracked down a blurry, bootleg DVD copy or were resourceful enough to buy an AllRegion DVD player. Although an iconic figure in Europe, Tintin wallows in near obscurity in America. Which is why the idea of basing a multimillion dollar blockbuster around a comic character that, to most Americans, is less recognizable than Sunday funnies stalwart

Mary Worth seems inexplicably odd. But whatever rationale director Steven Spielberg had for cramming Tintin down all of our throats, please understand he did it for all of the right reasons, and this is why we as a nation have to suppress our gag reflex and just allow the cramming to happen. Because even though “The Adventures of Tintin” may seem foreign and vaguely unsettling, we’re all going to enjoy it by the time it’s through. And that’s a promise (or a threat. It’s up to you). Loosely adapted from a trio of Tintin stories (“The Crab with the

Golden Claws,” “The Secret of the Unicorn” and “Red Rackham’s Treasure,” respectively) “The Adventures of Tintin” opens with the titular boy reporter, who in the film is voiced by Jamie Bell (and for the uninitiated, Tintin is kind of like Nancy Drew if Nancy Drew carried a gun around and wasn’t afraid to use it), as he buys a model ship at a street market. Although nonplussed when two men immediately attempt to buy the ship from him, Tintin realizes that something is up when he finds his apartment ransacked and the model ship missing. Apparently, the ship contains a

mysterious scroll that seems to be a part of a larger puzzle and leads Tintin on an exotic globetrotting adventure. Along with the perpetually soused Captain Haddock (Andy Serkis), Tintin will track down the clues and solve the mystery. Watching human characters in any CGI animated film is always creepy but in “The Adventures of Tintin,” that creepiness is damn near overwhelming. It’s a little difficult watching these nearly human monstrosities wander around with their ruddy Plasticine skin and grotesquely bulbous noses. Tintin creator Herge’s clean, distinctive draftsmanship doesn’t completely translate to the over-rendered, hyper-real world of CGI. Ironically, the look of the original comics is expertly captured in the very Saul Bassinspired opening credits sequence and makes you wonder why they just didn’t take a more traditional animated route with this material. But even though Spielberg

didn’t fully capture the look of the comic, he manages to capture the feel. With plenty of loving nods to Tintin’s printed exploits and a somewhat obligatory but fun posthumous cameo from Herge himself, there’s an obvious love for the source material. Whatever shortcomings this movie may have are instantly forgotten once you get caught up in the increasingly dazzling set pieces (such as the one that finds Haddock and Tintin chasing down a bad guy as they’re quickly consumed by a flash flood), and its surprisingly smart and grizzly sense of humor (there’s a character that sleeps with their eyes open because they lost their eyelids in a poker game). If anything, “The Adventures of Tintin” represents what “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull” might have been if Spielberg had enough foresight to keep George Lucas locked deep within the bowels of Skywalker Ranch where he belongs.

The CGI animation overwhelms the rest of the film.

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Opening this week: “The Darkest Hour” “War Horse” “Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close” Coming next week: “The Devil Inside”

Things don’t look all that dark …

Well, that can’t be too comfortable.

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44 Woodland Rd., Mount Pocono Phone: 877.682.4791 www.mountairycasino.com - CJT Duo: Dec. 30, Red’s, Dec. 31, Glass Bar - Jerry Kozic: Dec. 31, Red’s - DJ K: Dec. 30, Gypsies - Studio 44 Disco Tribute w/ DJ Joel: Dec. 31, Gypsies - MRO Band: Dec. 31, Event Center - Tony Roi-The Elvis Experiences: Jan. 7, 8 p.m., $10, Gypsies - Tavares: Jan. 14, 8 p.m., $25-$40, Gypsies - Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling: Feb. 4, 8 p.m., $20-$30, Gypsies - Ed Kowalczsyk of Live: Feb. 18, 8 p.m., $25-$40, Gypsies

- Gilbert Gottfried: March 3, 8 p.m., $20-$30, Gypsies - Unforgettable Fire (U2 tribute) March 17, 8 p.m., $10, Gypsies - Gloriana: April 14, 8 p.m., $25-$40, Gypsies

PENN’S PEAK

325 Maury Road, Jim Thorpe 866.605.7325 or visit pennspeak.com. - The Fabulous Greaseband: Dec. 30, 8 p.m., $25 - Live Wire (AC/DC tribute): Dec. 31, 9 p.m., $30 - Air Supply: Jan. 29, 8 p.m., $38.75$43.75 - Parrotbeach (Jimmy Buffet tribute): Jan. 28, 8 p.m., $25 - Edgar Winter & Rick Derringer: Feb. 4, 8 p.m., $35.75 - Rubix Kube (’80s tribute): Feb. 17, 8 p.m., $28 - Tesla: Feb. 18, 8 p.m., $33 - Blackberry Smoke: Feb. 24, 8 p.m., $25 - Bruce In The U.S.A.: Feb. 25, 8 p.m., $25 - The Saw Doctors: March 2, 8 p.m., $32 - Three Dog Night: March 31, 8 p.m., $43.75-$49.25 - The Music of Bill Monroe Featuring Peter Rowan & The Travelin’ McCourys: April 22, 8 p.m.

PENNSYLVANIA BLUES FESTIVAL

Blue Mountain Ski Area, Palmerton 610.826.7700 www.skibluemt.com - July 27, 8 p.m.-midnight; 28, 1 p.m.-1:30 a.m.; 29, noon-9 p.m. Michael “Iron Man” Burks / Joe Louis Walker / Big Sam’s Funky Nation / more. Advance on-site camping: Up to 3 nights w/ 2 days of festival tickets, $80/adult, $45/kids 6-12. Increase by 20 percent as of April 2. Advance festival day: 1 day, $30/adult, $9/kids 6-12; 2 day, $50/adult, $15/kids 6-12. Increase by 10 percent as of April 2.

REDWOOD ART SPACE

740 Jumper Road, Plains Twp. - Another Mistake / Black Feathers / Sawed Off: Jan. 3, 8 p.m. - The World Is a Beautiful Place / Slingshot Dakota / Daylight / Halfling: Jan. 5, 8 p.m. - Tigers Jaw / Balance & Composure / Captain We’re Sinking / Three Man Cannon / Pheramones / American War: Jan. 8, 7 p.m. - Empire! Empire! (I Was A Lonely Estate / One Hundred Year Ocean: Feb. 2, 8 p.m. - Disengage / Mindset / Praise / Peace: Feb. 17, 7:30 p.m. - The Ataris / The Queers: Feb. 20, 8 p.m.

RIVER STREET JAZZ CAFE

667 N. River St., Plains Phone: 570.822.2992 - Village Idiots ft. Freeman White / Jami Novak: Dec. 29, 8 p.m. - Rubblebucket: Dec. 30, 8 p.m. - Cabinet: Dec. 31, 7 p.m. - The Big Dirty: Jan. 6, 8 p.m. - Jack Grace Band / Drew Kelly: Jan. 7, 8 p.m. - Poogie Bell band / Woody Browns Project: Jan. 13, 8 p.m. - Brothers Past / Beard O Bees: Jan. 14, 8 p.m. - Se Acabo (Santana tribute): Jan. 20, 8 p.m. - Donna Jean Godchaux Band / Mike Miz: Jan. 26, 8 p.m. - Miz: Feb. 24, 8 p.m. - Miss Melanie & the Valley Rats: Feb. 25, 8 p.m.

SCRANTON COMMUNITY CONCERTS

Mellow Theater, 501 Vine St. Scranton Phone: 570.955.1455, www.lackawanna.edu, etix.com Prices vary, student and group rates available - Chamber Music Society of Lincoln Center: Feb. 23, 7 p.m., $25-$30 - Yesterday & Today, an interactive Beatles show: March 23, 8 p.m., $25$30 - The Kingston Trio: April 20, 8 p.m., $25-$30

SCRANTON CULTURAL CENTER

420 N. Washington Ave., Scranton Phone: 888.669.8966 - Listen Local ft. Nowhere Slow / Jeanne Zano Band: Jan. 13, 8 p.m., $12.50 - The Amazing Kreskin: Jan. 29, 2 p.m., $18 - NEPA Philharmonic Broadway Love Songs Pops II: Feb. 11, 8 p.m., $34.50$73.15 - Rain, A Tribute to the Beatles: Feb. 24-25, TIMES VARY, $46.25-$65.25 - NEPA Philharmonic Haydn / Brahms, A German Requiem: April 27, 8 p.m., $34.50-$73.15

SCRANTON HARDWARE BAR

519 Linden St., Scranton 570.346.8465 - Rusted Root / Nowhere Slow / Kriki: Dec. 28, 6 p.m., $24 advance, $20 day of, 18+

SHERMAN THEATER

524 Main St., Stroudsburg Phone: 570.420.2808, www.shermantheater.com - Wu-Tang Clan / Gino Lispi and The

Clever Gents / Track Masons, more: Dec. 29, 8 p.m., $40 - Set Phasers To Stun / This Condition / Pull The Pin / Brookline Drive, more: Dec. 30, 6 p.m., $10 - Big D and the Kids Table: Jan. 6, $12 - Where’s the Band?: Jan. 19, 7 p.m. - Raymond the Amish Comic: Jan. 21, 8 p.m., $18 - Mountain Dance Concert: Jan. 22, 2 p.m., $10 kids, $12 adults - Phil Vassar: Feb. 24, 8 p.m., $26-$36 - moe.: March 4, 7 p.m., $27 - Hammer of the Gods: March 31, 8 p.m., $28

VINTAGE THEATER

119 Penn Ave., Scranton 570.589.0271 - Eulalia / The Balloon Corps / Rooks: Dec. 28, 7:30 p.m., $5 - The Taste: Jan. 6, 8 p.m., $5 - Chet Williams CD release / Roofdoctor / Skeleton Equation: Jan. 7, 8 p.m., $7 PHILADELPHIA

ELECTRIC FACTORY

3421 Willow St., Philadelphia Phone: 215.LOVE.222 - Valencia / Every Avenue: Dec. 28, 7:30 p.m. - Dark Star Orchestra: Dec. 29, 8:30 p.m. - Third Eye Blind / U.S. Royalty: Dec. 30, 8:30 p.m. - Rebelution / The Grouch / Pep Love: Jan. 14, 8:30 p.m. - SOJA: Feb. 4, 8 p.m. - Umphrey’s McGee: Feb. 11, 8:30 p.m. - Big Gigantic / Adventure Club: Feb. 18, 8:30 p.m. - The Pink Floyd Experience: Feb. 25, 8:30 p.m. - moe.: March 9, 8:30 p.m. - Young the Giant / Grouplove: March 10, 8:30 p.m. - Justice: March 20, 8 p.m. - Dr. Dog: March 24-25, 8:30 p.m. - Needtobreathe / Ben Rector: April 20, 9 p.m.

THE FILLMORE AT THE TLA

334 South St., Philadelphia Phone: 215.922.1011 - The New Deal / Sonic Spank: Dec. 28, 8 p.m. - Thursday / Mewithoutyou / Screaming Females / Make Do And Mend: Dec. 30, 6 p.m. - Good Old War / River City Extension, more: Dec. 31, 9 p.m. - Steel Panther / Sinners Saints: Jan. 5, 7 p.m. - Big Head Todd & The Monsters: Jan. 19, 7 p.m. - Where’s The Band: Jan. 20, 7 p.m. - Collie Buddz: Jan. 21, 8 p.m. - Augustana: Feb. 3, 8 p.m. - Jack’s Mannequin: Feb. 6, 6 p.m. - Allstar Weekend: Feb. 16, 6 p.m.

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Rusted Root returns to the area with a performance at Scranton Hardware Bar (519 Linden St., Scranton) Wednesday, Dec. 28 at 6 p.m. Known for its fusion of bluegrass and rock, the band has been touring for the past few years in support of its most recent album, “Stereo Rodeo.” The band is also working to fund its upcoming album, slated to be released in March, by encouraging fans to donate in exchange for special perks, like signed memorabilia and private online shows. Locals Nowhere Slow and Kriki will open the show. Tickets for the 18+ show are $24 in advance and $20 at the door and are available through Ticketfly. For more info, call the venue at 570.346.8465, or visit rustedroot.com.

KESWICK THEATER

Easton Road-Keswick Ave, Glenside, Pa. Phone: 215.572.7650 - Cinematic Titanic: Dec. 30, 8 p.m. - Burton Cummings: Jan. 18, 8 p.m. - Demetri Martin: Jan. 21, 8 p.m. - Jeanne Robertson: Jan. 27, 8 p.m. - Kathleen Madigan: Jan. 28, 8 p.m. - Vanilla Fudge / The Yardbirds: Feb. 4, 8 p.m. - Javier Colon: Feb. 10, 8 p.m. - Bruce Hornsby: Feb. 11, 8 p.m. - Jeffrey Osborne: Feb. 12, 7:30 p.m. - George Clinton: Feb. 18, 8 p.m. - 1964 The Tribute: Feb. 24-25, 8 p.m. - Hot Tuna: March 2, 8 p.m.

- Cowboy Junkies: March 9, 8 p.m. - The Irish Rovers: March 15, 8 p.m. - Zoso: March 17, 8 p.m. - The Fresh Beat Band: March 30, 3 & 6 p.m. - The Fab Faux: March 31, 8 p.m.

MANN MUSIC CENTER

52nd and Parkside, Philadelphia Phone: 215.893.1999 - Foster the People: June 14, 7:30 p.m.

TOWER THEATER

69th and Ludlow Sts. Upper Darby Phone: 610.352.2887 - Rickey Smiley & Friends: Dec. 30, 8 p.m.

10th & Arch St, Philadelphia Phone: 215.336.2000 - Feed Me / Khadafi Dub / BHB: Dec. 29, 9 p.m. - Clutch / Corrosion of Conformity / Kyng / Earthride: Dec. 31, 8 p.m. - Brotherly Breakdown Fest: Jan. 7, 6 p.m. - Jim Breuer: Jan. 14, 9 p.m. - In Flames / Trivium / Veil of Maya / Kyng: Jan. 15, 7 p.m. - The Legwarmers (’80s tribute): Jan. 21, 9 p.m. - D.R.U.G.S. / Hit the Lights, more: Jan. 25, 6:30 p.m. - Lamb of God / Too Late The Hero / The Acacia Strain: Jan. 26, 8 p.m. - Dark Funeral, more: Jan. 31, 7:30 p.m. - Iced Earth / Symphony X / Warbringer: Feb. 1, 7 p.m.

SUSQUEHANNA BANK CENTER

1 Harbour Blvd., Camden, NJ. Phone: 609.365.1300 - Megadeth / Motorhead / Volbeat / Lacuna Coil: Jan. 26, 6:30 p.m. - Tool: Jan. 29, 8 p.m. - Rise Against: Feb. 4, 7 p.m.

WELLS FARGO (WACHOVIA) CENTER

Broad St., Philadelphia Phone: 215.336.3600 - The Black Keys: March 10, 8 p.m. - Rammstein: April 26, 8 p.m. ELSEWHERE IN PA

BRYCE JORDAN CENTER

Penn State University, State College, Pa. Phone: 814.865.5555 - Jeff Dunham: Jan. 13, 8 p.m.

- Rise Against: Jan. 29, 7 p.m. - Lady Antebellum: Feb. 4, 7 p.m.

- Big Head Todd & The Monsters: Jan. 21, 8 p.m.

CROCODILE ROCK

IZOD CENTER

520 Hamilton St, Allentown Phone: 610.434.460 - Noctura: Dec. 29, 6 p.m., $12 advance, $15 door - Taking Back Sunday: Dec. 30, 8 p.m., $25 - Halestorm: Dec. 31, 8 p.m. - Nick Carter: Feb. 8, 8 p.m., $25-$27 - Attack Attack!: Feb. 23, 6 p.m.

GIANT CENTER

950 Hersheypark Dr., Hershey Phone: 717.534.3911 - Rascal Flatts / Sara Evans / Hunter Hayes: Jan. 14, 7:30 p.m. - Miranda Lambert / Chris Young / Jerrod Niemann: Feb. 17, 7:30 p.m. - Casting Crowns: March 30, 7:30 p.m.

WHITAKER CENTER

222 Market St., Harrisburg Phone: 717.214.ARTS - Get the Led Out: Dec. 28, 7:30 p.m. - Hot Tuna: March 3, 8 p.m. NEW YORK / NEW JERSEY

BEACON THEATER

2124 Broadway, New York, NY. Phone: 212.496.7070 - Gov’t Mule: Dec. 30-31, 8 p.m. - David Garrett: Feb. 4, 8 p.m. - Cedric The Entertainer: Feb. 14, 7:30 p.m.

50 State Rt. 120 East Rutherford, N.J. - Miranda Lambert / Chris Young / Jerrod Niemann: Jan. 28, 7:30 p.m. - Rascal Flatts / Sara Evans / Hunter Hayes: Feb. 18, 7:30 p.m.

MADISON SQUARE GARDEN

7th Ave., New York, NY Phone: 212.465.MSG1 - Phish: Dec. 28-31, TIME VARIES

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RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL

1260 Ave. of the Americas, NY, NY Phone: 212.307.717 - Radio City Christmas Spectacular: through Jan. 2, TIMES VARY - Antony & The Johnsons: Jan. 26, 8 p.m.

ROSELAND BALLROOM

239 52nd Street, New York, NY. Phone: 212.777.6800 - Afrojack / Bobby Burns: Dec. 30, 9 p.m.

THE THEATRE AT MSG

7th Ave., New York, NY Phone: 212.465.MSG1 - Megadeth / Motorhead / Volbeat / Lacuna Coil: Jan. 28, 6:30 p.m.

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THE FILLMORE AT IRVING PLAZA

17 Irving Place, New York, N.Y. Phone: 212.777.6800 - Chris Webby: Dec. 29, 7 p.m. - New York Dolls: Dec. 30, 8 p.m. - Steel Panther: Jan. 4, 7 p.m. - Robert Earl Keen: Jan. 20, 7 p.m.

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ason Derulo said on “The Ralphie Radio Show” that he is never discouraged when an artist doesn’t want him to use a sample or portion of their original song for a track he’s working on. His attitude is relatively laidback on the issue, and a piece of body art on his back may explain his disposition. “The tattoo is a feather pen, and it goes in to birds,” he described. “The meaning behind it is basically, I write all these songs, and after I’m finished writing the song, it just goes out and does its own thing. Whether that bird goes all the way to Japan or whether that bird just does a little flap and then drops on the floor, it doesn’t matter, because there’s more birds.” He continued that his outlook on songs is similar to my outlook on women. Not true, but point made. “If I go to you and I’m like, ‘Here’s this joint, let me know if you like it, let me know if you’re in love with it,’” Derulo said of how he goes about asking for and receiving artists’ blessings to use their work. “And if you’re not, then that’s totally fine, then I’ll do my own thing.” Derulo’s debut LP linked him to both the approval and denial of sample usage. His first hit, “Whatcha Say,” used Imogen Heap’s “Hide and Seek.” His third hit, “Ridin’ Solo,” initially used a sample of The Verve’s “Bittersweet Symphony,” which itself is borrowed from The Rolling Stones. It wasn’t until after the song leaked on to the Internet that the sample did not clear. Derulo went back to the lab with producer J.R. Rotem, switched out the sample and released the record. The song cracked the Top 10 in five countries and sold about 5 million copies worldwide. On Derulo’s latest album, “Future History,” the beat on Robyn’s “Show Me Love” was reworked for

the lead single, “Don’t Wanna Go Home.” In “Fight For You,” which Derulo recently released a video for, portions of Toto’s “Africa” are borrowed. “There’s different markets around the world that move faster than America does,” explained Derulo of why there are already four videos for songs from his last LP despite only two singles hitting radio here in the States. “Right now, ‘Breathing’ is Top 5 in Australia. In different areas, there are different singles, so it is kind of confusing.” A representative for Warner Brothers Records said “Breathing” would probably be the next single for radio off of “Future History.” Derulo wrapped up his year with more radio commitments, before he returned home to his family in Miami for the holidays. SELENA REIGNS SUPREME Looking back on web hits, retweets and YouTube views, it seems that perhaps the most popular story I produced in 2011 stemmed from my one-on-one interview with Selena Gomez. It was an eventful year to say the least for Gomez, who spent a majority of time in the headlines due to her romance with Justin Bieber. But Gomez kept busy herself with her TV show, Disney’s “Wizards of Waverly Place,” and her music project, Selena Gomez and the Scene. During our chat, the 19 year old talked about missing a party for her friend, Demi Lovato. “She’s having a big birthday party, and unfortunately I have a show, so I can’t go,” Gomez said. “But she’s going to have the best time and she’s going to go with one of her other really good friends. It’s going to be a good birthday.” W Listen to “The Ralphie Radio Show” weeknights from 7 p.m.-midnight on 97 BHT.

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ACTORS CIRCLE AT PROVIDENCE PLAYHOUSE

(1256 Providence Rd, Scranton, reservations: 570.342.9707, actorscircle.org) • “The 39 Steps:” Feb. 2-5, 10-12, 17-19. Fri.-Sat., 8 p.m., Sun., 2 p.m. $12/general, $10/seniors, $8/students. From the novel by John Buchan and movie by Alfred Hitchcock. A small cast plays more than 150 roles, recreating the classic tale of an ordinary man caught up in a spy story. Reservations suggested, call. • “Crimes of the Heart:” March 22-25, 30-31, April 1. • “’Night Mother:” May 10-13, 18-20.

BLOOMSBURG THEATRE ENSEMBLE

(Alvina Krause Theatre, 226 Center St., Bloomsburg, 570.784.8181, 800.282.0283, bte.org) Ticket prices: $9-$25 • “Holiday Memories:” Dec. 29-30, 7:30 p.m. Dec. 29 performance, admission free with donation of one computer item. For info, to reserve, contact 570.458.4075, phenry@bte.org. • “Julius Caesar:” Jan. 27-28, also touring regional high schools. • “Murder at the Howard Johnson’s:” March 2-25. Set in the late ’70s, spoiled Arlene and her lover check in to a cheap motel and plot to kill her husband. • “In the Next Room, or The Vibrator Play:” May 3-20, parental discretion advised.

COUGHLIN HIGH SCHOOL DRAMA CLUB

(80 N. Washington St., WilkesBarre, 570.406.3976) • “Legally Blonde-The Musical:” March 1-3, 7 p.m., March 4, 2 p.m. $10/all ages, senior citizens’ discount night March 1, 55+, $5. Tickets day of show only at door. For info, call.

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MISFIT PLAYERS

(iluv2act@aol.com) • Annual Staged Musical Revue ‘The Songs of Webber and Sondheim:’ Jan. 13-15, 2012.

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F.M. KIRBY CENTER

(71 Public Square, Wilkes-Barre, 570.826.1100) • “Charlotte’s Web:” Jan. 29, 2 p.m., Jan. 30, 10 a.m., $14.50 • “La Boheme:” Feb. 3, 7:30 p.m., $29-$58 • “Fiddler on the Roof:” Feb. 15-16, 7:30 p.m., $30-$60 • “Proof:” Feb. 25, 8 p.m., $17-$37 • “Fish Face (The Kids of Polk Street School):” March 27, 10 a.m., $6.50 • Treasured Stories/The Best of Eric Carle: April 11, 10 a.m., $6.50

LITTLE THEATRE OF WILKES-BARRE

(537 N. Main St., Wilkes-Barre: 570.823.1875, ltwb.org) • NEPA Premiere Production of William Shakespeare’s “Titus Andronicus:” Feb. 10-11, 8 p.m., Feb. 12, 3 p.m. $10. In association with Oblivion Productions. Call to reserve.

MELLOW THEATER AT LACKAWANNA COLLEGE

(501 Vine St., Scranton, 570.342.4137) • Gaslight Theater Company presents Arthur Miller’s “Death of a Salesman:” Jan. 5-7, 7:30 p.m., Jan. 8, 2 p.m. $10/person, $8/students & seniors. $8/person/group rate (10+). To reserve, call 824.8266 or visit etix.com. Info: gaslighttheatre@gmail.com, gaslight-

(409-411 Main St., Duryea, 570.457.3589, phoenixpac.vpweb.com, phoenixpac08@aol.com) • “Rent:” April 20-May 6. Fri.Sat., 8 p.m. Sun., 2 p.m.

SCRANTON CULTURAL CENTER

(420 N. Washington Ave., Scranton) • “The Amazing Kreskin” Legendary Mentalist: Jan. 29, 2 p.m. $15. $35/ticket & Meet & Greet, $50/4 ticket package. Tickets at box office, by calling 570.344.1111, via Ticketmaster, at participating Wal-Mart, Boscov’s, Gallery of Sound.

SHAWNEE PLAYHOUSE

(570.421.5093, theshawneeplayhouse.com) • “Kids Kabaret-Back to the ’80s:” Dec. 29-30, 7 p.m. All tickets $10. • New Year Show: Dec. 31, 8 p.m., Jan. 1, 2 p.m. $18/adults; $15/seniors, AAA Members, military; $10/12 and under. Amy Hayakawa, Luke Swierczek, Michelle Handy, Stacey Mattern, Joey Ambrosia, Shannon Christmann. Some content may not be suitable for children. Call to reserve. W -- compiled by Stephanie DeBalko Send your listings to: weekender@ theweekender.com, 90 E. Market Street Wilkes-Barre PA 18703 or fax to 570.831.7375. Deadline for publication is Mondays at 2 p.m.

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n Jo Nesbo’s latest novel, “The Leopard,” series protagonist Harry Hole enters the picture in a smoke-filled haze attempting to heal his wounds through evading his past as a former crime-scene detective. These days, Harry is as reckless as ever — beat up, addicted to drugs, and hell bent on staying away from his former employment. But, somehow, Harry’s past refuses to let go. While the novel was originally published in Nesbo’s native Norwegian language in 2009, the book was not translated into English and republished until this year. Translator Don Bartlett, who has previously worked with Nesbo, manages to preserve the story without loss in translation along the way. The novel opens with an inner monologue from a woman. We have no idea who she is, but there is a sense of impending doom as she awaits her next torture. While readers follow

along hoping for the best outcome, sadly for the woman, her future is already written. Now, only a short while later, the woman has made history as becoming part of a string of unsolved murders that leaves Harry’s former investigative department baffled. A group of those colleagues enlists to find Harry with hope that he will solve the crime before the next murder is committed. After taking a momentary leave of absence, his colleagues find Harry consumed by an opium addiction — failing to put the pieces of his life back together from where readers last left off in “The Snowman.” While much of Nesbo’s novels chronicle life in Norway, “The Leopard” takes a brief interlude in the opening when Harry is found isolated in Hong Kong. The plot focuses on a series of murders that are all seemingly unrelated. However, Harry refuses to accept that disconnection, urging him further into the crime. Two brutal murders of women have already taken place, but following the third, Harry realizes that without his instincts, the killer, now dubbed Prince Charming, may never be found. While the name of the killer may elicit some raised eyebrows due to the graphic nature of how each woman is killed, Nesbo’s dark emphasis creates strong lines between good and evil. The most enjoyable aspect about Nesbo is his ability to write in mind of the reader. Even more excellent, is his nature to often do the complete opposite of readers’ expectations — a technique that has led to his acclaim. While the conclusion of the novel manages to tie up loose ends from the previous novel, it also leave ones at large for future works.

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American Lung Association • Fight for Air Climb: March 24, Mohegan Sun Arena, Wilkes Barre. Climb one entire floor of steps, both up and down. Call or email for sponsorship or participant info. Judi H Rock On 2 Feb. 4, 7-11 p.m., doors 6 p.m., Scranton Cultural Center (420 N. Washington Ave., Scranton). All proceeds from dance party benefit Northeast Regional Cancer Institute in memory of Judi H. Perry Hartridge, who succumbed to cancer in 2007.Music by Paul LaBelle and the Exact Change, Jack Bordo with Old Friends. Refreshments, cash bar. $40, includes raffle for pink Fender Stratocaster Mexican guitar, Roland 60 Watt Amplifier. Info, tickets: judihrockon.com, 1.800.424.6724. Long John Silver’s Canned Food Drive through Dec. 31, Rte. 11,

Edwardsville. Benefits Weinberg Northeast Regional Food Bank. Each person who donates receives LJS coupon. ∝ Lupus Foundation of Pennsylvania • 15th Annual Ski for Lupus Day: Jan. 8, Elk Mountain. $25/half day lift ticket, may be used 12:30-4:30 p.m. or 4:30-10 p.m., must be purchased in advance, call 888.99.LUPUS, 570.558.2008. Proceeds support awareness, education service, research.

EVENTS 3rd Annual Heart to Heart Luncheon hosted by Action Health Task Force Feb. 10, 11 a.m.-2 p.m., Danville Elks Club. Keynote Dr. Bradley David Fenster. Red Fashion Show, door prizes. Red dress attire encouraged, not required. $20/adults, $10/kids. All proceeds benefit Action Health Task Force. For info/tickets, call 570.275.9150.

American Legion Mountain Post 781 (1550 Henry Dr., Mountain Top) • Annual Children’s “Special Christmas Bicycle” Program along with Toys for Tots: through holidays. Asbury United Methodist Church (720 Delaware St., Scranton, 570.343.1035) • Hoagie Sale: every third Thurs. $4, includes chips. Call to place orders, pick up church kitchen 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Chicory House and Folklore Society (www.folkloresociety.org, 570.333.4007) events: • New England Contra Dance: Jan. 7, 7-10 p.m., Church of Christ Uniting, Kingston. Light refreshments. $4/ students, $9/adults, $24/families. Community Medical Center • Asthma Ski Day: Jan. 29, noon-5 p.m., Sno Mountain Ski Resort, Scranton. To register, call 570.969.8986. Dietrich Theater (60 E. Tioga Street, Tunkhannock, 570.996.1500,

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www.dietrichtheater.com) calendar of events: ❏ Kids Classes: • Holiday Camp: through Dec. 29, 9:30-11 a.m. Ages 6-12. $35. Create pottery, drawings, paintings, more. Call to register. Eastern Pocono Animal Alliance Spay/Neuter Clinic in need of volunteers, one day/week to check in clients, more; arrive by 8:15 a.m., commit to every week. Positions to help w/ vaccination clinics, substitute desk work. Stop in to office in back of Rainbow Plaza, Route 209, Brodheadsville, visitepaaonline.com, call 570.994.5846. Exaltation of the Holy Cross Church (420 Main Rd., Hanover Twp., 570.823.6242) • Soup, Bake and Book Sale: Jan. 12, 8 a.m.-6 p.m. Take outs only. $7/ quart. Soup of month: piggie soup. Pre-order appreciated, call Judi at 570.825.6914, Barry at 831.5593. Faith and Family Day:

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Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins with Making a Difference Ministries: Christmas with a Twist: Jan.7, Watersedge concert 2 p.m., game 7 p.m., Mohegan Sun Arena at Casey Plaza (255 Highland Park Blvd., Wilkes-Barre). $18-$23, for tickets, contact 570.970.3607, csipsky@wbspenguins.com. No tickets at door. A Festival of Choral Works by Zoltan Kodaly Jan. 22, 3 p.m., East Stroudsburg Methodist Church (Cortland St.); Jan. 29, 3 p.m., Our Lady of Mercy Catholic Church (Davis & St. Joseph Sts., Easton). Singing Boys of Pennsylvania, Keystone Girls Choir, Alumni Chorus, Soloists, Chamber Orchestra. First Friday Mixer Jan. 6, 6-8 p.m., Posh at the Scranton Club (404 N. Washington St., Scranton). Complimentary hors d’oeuvres, cash bar. Info: firstfridayscranton.com.

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ACROSS 1 Ballet skirt 5 “A pox upon thee!” 8 Sore 12 Microwave, for one 13 Praise in verse 14 Comrade of Mao 15 Clothing store section 16 Attendance check 18 Wolf in the henhouse? 20 “Yes” or “no” follower 21 Settled down 23 - generis 24 Com-mand to Fido 28 Being, to Brutus 31 Historic time 32 Elaine’s surname on “Seinfeld” 34 Wire measure 35 Air outlet 37 Price reduction 39 Baseball hat 41 Actor Julia 42 Antarctic volcano 45 Now 49 Race drivers’ protectors 51 Lumber 52 Reed instrument 53 Fish eggs 54 “Do - others ...” 55 Collections 56 Do sums 57 Equal

DOWN 1 Grant’s 2 Eye layer 3 Be inclined (to) 4 Open 5 Let-bygones-bebygones type 6 Wedding words 7 Morays and congers 8 Accumulate 9 Special appeal 10 Aperture 11 Christmas 17 Fleur-de- 19 Amorphous mass 22 Male voice 24 Churchly title (Abbr.) 25 Raw rock 26 Trusted knight 27 Got sick again 29 Bracketed notation 30 Wapiti 33 Insult 36 Restaurant furniture 38 Enlarge a photo 40 Saloon 42 Love god 43 Pajama cover-up 44 Poet Teasdale 46 Zilch 47 Carry 48 Smell 50 Scepter

First Night Hazleton Dec. 31, 5:30 p.m., downtown Hazleton. $10, $5/kids 8-14, $5/65+. 7 and under free when with button-wearing adult. Info: firstnighthazleton.com. First Night Scranton Dec. 31, 6 p.m., Courthouse Square, Scranton. $10, $5 seniors, under 5, free. For full schedule/list of entertainers, visit firstnightscranton.com. Greater Hazleton Chamber of Commerce events (20 W. Broad St.): • Tour of Canyon Country: April 19-27, featuring Arizona & Utah. Info on trip: hazletonchamber.org, contact Destiny Travel, 788.2771, destinytravel7@hotmail.com. Lackawanna College events (Mellow Theater, 501 Vine St., Scranton, 570.955.1455) • Chamber Music Society of Lincoln Center: Feb. 23, 7 p.m. $25-$30, $15/students. Misericordia University events (www.misericordia.edu, 570.674.6400, box office 674.6719): • Entries accepted for Sister Anne Paye Student Media Competition

through Jan.6. Grades 10-12 can submit entries addressing issues of social justice. Awards ceremony, reception April 20. For guidelines, entry form, visit misericordia.edu/ communications. Info: 570.674.6744, msgroi@misericordia.edu. • Open House for Adult Learners: Jan. 5, 4-7 p.m., Huntzinger Room 218, Sandy and Marlene Insalaco Hall. Info: 674.6791, misericordia.edu/ adulted. • Christian Artist Barry Wilson Performs Negro Spirituals in Honor of Martin Luther King Jr. Day: Jan. 16, 6-8 p.m., Lemmond Theater, Walsh Hall. Free. Info: 674.6247, srichard@misericordia.edu. • 21st Annual Diversity Institute Dinner: Feb. 16, 5:30 p.m., Dudrick, Muth and Huntzinger Rooms 216-218, Sandy and Marlene Insalaco Hall. Keynote speaker Crystal Kuykendall, J.D., Ed.D. To register, call 674.1483. For info, visit misericordia.edu/ diversity. • “Gala Vocal Chamber Concert:” Feb. 16, 8:30 p.m., Lemmond Theater, Walsh Hall. $5/GA, $3/seniors, free/ Misericordia students w/ ID. Featuring D’Anna Fortunato. For tickets, call box office, go to box office, Mercy Hall Room 226. New Year’s Eve Party Dec. 31,

doors 7 p.m., meal 8 p.m., music 9 p.m.-1 a.m., B.P. Catering at St. Joseph’s Reception Hall lot #3, May St. Jenkins Twp. Flashback, DJ Joe Limongelli. BYOB. $40, call 570.457.7665. Northern Tier Symphony Orchestra (570.289.1090, northerntiersymphony@yahoo.com, northerntiersymphony.org) • Auditions: Jan. 18, 25, 5-9 p.m., Jan. 28, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Tunkhannock. Principal clarinet, clarinet III, bass clarinet, bassoon II, contrabassoon, violin I & II, viola, bass, percussion, substitutes. • Concerts: March 24, 8 p.m., Tunkhannock Middle School, April 1, 3 p.m., Towanda High School. Advance: $8/adult, $4/student; door, $9/adult, $5/student. The Osterhout Free Library events (71 S. Franklin St., WilkesBarre, www.osterhout.info, 570.821.1959) • Open Computer Lab: Mon./Wed., 5-8 p.m.; Sat., 1-4 p.m. Pennsylvania Music Educators Association District 9 Orchestra Festival Feb. 8-10, Northwest Area High School. Concert Feb. 10.

Robert Dale Chorale (570.586.3921, robertdalechorale.org) • 27th Annual NEPA Bach Festival: March 17-18 Safe Haven Dog Rescue (www.SafeHavenPa.org, SafeHaven@epix.net) • 2012 Safe Haven Calendar now available. Send check for $16/each calendar, plus S& H charge of $2/1, $3/2, $4/3, $5/4 or more to: Safe Haven Calendar, RR1, Box 289-A, Effort, PA 18330. Proceeds help SH rescue, care for dogs from overcrowded and high kill shelters. • Adoption Day: Jan. 15, 11 a.m.-3 p.m., Tractor Supply (Rte. 209, Brodheadsville). Pre-adoption application with references, home visit required prior to adoption. • Volunteer Meeting: Jan. 17, 6:30 p.m., Cherry’s Restaurant (Rte 209, Kresgeville). Meet volunteers. Volunteers (adoption days, dog transport, fundraising, clerical help, home visits, more), fosters welcome. Spay/Neuter Discounts Available for Pitbulls during Jan.-Feb. Females: $75. Males: $50. Call 570.994.5846 to schedule. Sponsored by Eastern Pennsylvania Animal Alliance Spay/Neuter Clinic. Dog/cat food to anyone who needs

it. Stop by EPAA office, back of Rainbow Plaza, Rt. 209, Brodheadsville. St. Faustina’s Stuffed Chicken Breast Dinner Fundraiser Jan. 15, noon-3 p.m. (eat in or take out), St. Faustina’s alternate site (1030 S. Hanover St., Nanticoke). $8. Also includes mashed potatoes, vegetable, drink, dessert. For info, call 570.417.3878. St. Michael’s Ukrainian Orthodox Church (540 N. Main Ave., Scranton, 570.343.7165) • Pierogi Sale every Fri., 11 a.m.-5 p.m.

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St. Stephen’s Episcopal ProCathedral (35 S. Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.346.4600) • Food Pantry open Mon.-Fri., noon-4 p.m. • Clothing Closet: free clothing for men, women, children. Open Tues., 4-6:30 p.m., Wed., noon-3:30 p.m. St. Thomas More Society (St. Clare Church, 2301 N. Washington Ave., Scranton, 570.343.0634, stthomasmoresociety.org) • Guardian of the Redeemer Fellow-

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By Nick Delorenzo

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With everyone so connected, what would we all do if the Internet ever went down? ably don’t have much to worry careers. about. If there are no searches to optiAs a whole, the Internet is one of mize for, no sites to build, they’d the most reliable (from the standjust have to start from scratch, I point of “uptime”) networks there suppose. is, and when looked at as a “maBut when you think how the chine,” it’s pretty redundant. Internet is put together, they prob-

I can take all of Asia offline, and America will, for the most part, be unaffected. Even when a large data center is physically eliminated, automated re-routing can usually get things back up quickly. There are certain vulnerabilities — a ship anchor knocked out large portions of the Middle East, but that situation was resolved relatively quickly. Nations can also (and this is actually quite problematic from a practical standpoint) turn off or block Internet access, as we’ve seen in Egypt during the recent unrest. Cyber-terrorism is a different matter: Junk traffic or server problems caused by attacks can cause outages and all sorts of other mayhem. But even then, as long as the physical infrastructure remains, things usually recover fairly quick-

The Internet is a network with vulnerabilities, like any other, but no single point of failure. Businesses and individuals will lose (and have lost) money if there is a temporary outage, to be sure, and people will be greatly inconvenienced, but the network will return eventually. And we’re increasingly putting more and more of our electronic eggs in the proverbial basket of the Internet. And there’s one thing you can’t change about the Internet: You have very little control over what you don’t have physical access to. Once you put your stuff in the cloud, you’re putting your security and money in someone else’s hands, and you can’t just pull the plug if the hackers start to play. I guess the moral of the story is that it pays to keep it real. W Nick DeLorenzo is director of interactive and new media for The Times Leader. E-mail him at ndelorenzo@timesleader.com.

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friend recently posed an interesting question: “What would you do,” he asked, “if the Internet went down?” I thought about it for a minute before I responded. “Go home and go to sleep for a while, I guess.” There wouldn’t be much left for me to do, I reasoned, and the paper would still get out. If things stayed down for a while, so what? In a previous career, I was partially responsible for laying out The Times Leader every day, and I know a thing or two about print production. In a pinch I’m pretty good with mechanics as well. I like to think that I can write. In short, I could make myself useful doing something else. That’s not so true of everyone, particularly those who have done only “The Internet” for their entire

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AGENDA, FROM PAGE 35 ship: First, third Mon. of month for men interested in adult discussion of Catholic faith. • YOUCAT Teen Group welcomes post-Confirmation youth from all parishes for discussion of Theology of the Body for Teens. Meets first, third Thurs. of month, 5:30 p.m. • Festival of Nine Lessons & Carols: Jan. 8, 5 p.m., St. Paul Church, Scranton. All welcome, Three Kings celebration supper follows. • Little Flowers/Little Women/Blue Knights Meeting: Jan. 8, 1 p.m. Instruction on Catholic beliefs, social interaction. Planning joint bus trip to Shrine of St. Frances Cabrini and the Cloisters, April. • Women’s Bible Study Group Meeting: Jan. 8, 12:30 p.m. Discussion of Biblical topics relevant to women’s issues. Unity: A Center for Spiritual Living (140 South Grant St., WilkesBarre, 570.824.7722) • A Course in Miracles / Holistic Fitness-Yoga Sessions: Tues., 6:308:30 p.m. • Meditation Chakra Clearing Deeksha: 2nd, 4th Mon., 7-8:30 p.m. $8. Oneness meditation, chakra clearing/energization, transfer of Divine Energy. Welcome beginning, experienced meditators, all paths.

Info: 587.0967, ernie@divinejoyministry.com. Valley Lodge #499 Roast Beef Dinner Jan. 14, 4-7 p.m., St. John’s Lodge (Yatesville Road, Yatesville). $8/adults, $4/kids under 12. Waverly Community House (1115 N. Abington Rd., Waverly, 570.586.8191, www.waverlycomm.org) events: • Ballroom Dancing Lessons: Wed., 7:15 p.m., Comm auditorium. Basic & advanced ballroom, swing. $15/ person. For info, call Vince Brust at 489.3111. Zack Glass Performance Dec. 30, 9-11:30 p.m., State Street Grill (114 S. State St., Clarks Summit). Visit zackglass.com for info.

HISTORY Electric City Trolley Museum and Coal Mine Tour (Cliff Street, Scranton 570.963.6590) Museum open 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Excursions: Wed.-Sun. 10:30 a.m., noon, 1:30 p.m., 3 p.m. Rides: $10 adults, $9 seniors, $7.75 ages 3-12. Mine open daily 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Tours hourly, $8 adults, $7.50 seniors, $5.50 ages 3-12. Lackawanna Historical So-

ciety (The Catlin House, 232 Monroe Avenue, Scranton, 570.344.3841) • Looking for teams for 3rd Annual You Live Here You Should Know This Local History Quiz Show: Teams of 3. To apply send list of team members, organization affiliation, short bio for each person to: The Lackawanna Historical Society, Catlin House, 232 Monroe Ave., Scranton, by Jan. 13. Lycoming County Historical Society Thomas T. Taber Museum (858 W. Fourth St., Williamsport, 570.326.3326, www.lycoming.org/lchsmuseum) • Doll exhibit: through Jan. 27. Pennsylvania’s Anthracite Heritage Museum (McDade Park, Scranton: 570.963.4804, www.phmc.state.pa.ust) Open year round, Tues.-Sat. from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. and Sun., 12 p.m. to 5 p.m. Scranton Iron Furnaces (159 Cedar Ave., Scranton, www.anthracitemuseum.org) For guided tours, call Anthracite Heritage Museum at 570.963.4804 for schedule/fees. St. Ann’s National Basilica Shrine and Monastery (Scranton: 570.347.5691) Group tours available by appointment. Open 9 a.m.-8 p.m. daily.

Steamtown National Historic Site (I-81 to Exit 53, Scranton: 570.340.5200 or 888.693.9391, www.nps.gov/stea) • Ongoing: Interpretive programs, visitor center, theater, a history museum. Open daily, 9-5 p.m. $7 adults, $6 senior citizens, $2 children ages 6-12. Tripp House (1011 N. Main Ave., Scranton: 570.961.3317). The oldest structure in Lackawanna County. Tours are conducted by appointment.

LEARNING A.C. Moore (2190 Wilkes-Barre Twp. Marketplace, 570.820.0570) • Mom and Me art classes: every Fri., noon-1 p.m. $15, includes supplies. Sign up 24 hours in advance, call to register. Academy of Northern Martial Arts (79 N. Main St., Pittston) Traditional Kung Fu & San Shou. For Health and Defense. Adult & Children’s Classes, Mon.-Thurs., Sat. First class free. Walk-ins welcome, call 371.9919, 817.2161 for info. Adult Kung Fu (Kung Fu & Tai Chi Center, Wilkes-Barre: 570.829.2707)

Ongoing classes. Tues./Thurs., 6:30 p.m. Study of Chinese Martial Art open hand, weapons sets. Mon., Wed., 6:30 p.m. Covers Chinese style theories, concepts, applications. “Sport” fighting concepts explained, practiced. ArtWorks Gallery & Studio (502 Lackawanna Ave., Scranton. 570.207.1815): • Children’s Art Start: Sat., Jan. 7-Feb. 18, 12:30-1:30 p.m. $80, supplies included. Sign up with friend, save $5. Pre-registration encouraged. Aikido of Scranton, Inc. (1627 N. Main Ave., Scranton, 570.963.0500) • Self-Defense Class taught by Aikido Master Ven Sensei, every Mon. & Wed., 7-9 p.m. $10. • Traditional Weapons Class, Thurs., 7-9 p.m. $10. Art Classes at the Georgiana Cray Bart Studio (123 Brader Dr., Wilkes-Barre, 570.947.8387, gcraybart-artworks.com) • Adult (Ages 13+): Mon., noon-4 p.m. (3 hrs painting, 1 hr group critique), $30/class payable monthly. Wed., 6-9 p.m. (student chooses length of time), $15/1 hr, $18/1 1/2 hrs, $20/2 hrs, $25/2 1/2 hrs, $30/3 hrs, per class payable monthly.

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Core Chiropractic Center (180 United Penn Plaza, Kingston, 570.718.1672) • The Empowered Heart Workshop: Jan. 9, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Healing workshop uses IET energy, sacred geometry to create an Atlantean Healing Temple. No prior experience. $35. Pre-registration required, call 417.9662. Dance Contours (201 Bear Creek Blvd., Wilkes-Barre, 570.208.0152, www.dancecontours.com) • Adult classes: ballet, tap, lyrical, CardioSalsa, ballroom dance. • Children/teen classes: ballet, tap, CheerDance, HipTech Jazz, a form of dance blending basic Jazz Technique with styles of street dance, hip hop. • Zumba classes for adults: Tues., 6 p.m., Sat., 10 a.m. First class free. • Adult ballet: Sat. morn. Danko’s Core Wrestling Strength Training Camp (DankosAllAmericanFitness.com) • Four sessions/week, features two clinics, two core strength. 4 sessions/week. Increase power, speed, agility. Group discounts, coaches, teams, clubs, free stuff. Visit website or call Larry Danko at 570.825.5989 for info. Downtown Arts at Arts

YOUniverse (47 N. Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.970.2787, www.artsyouniverse.com) • Kids Craft Hour with Liz Revit: Sat., 10:15 a.m.-11:15 a.m. Make jewelry, paper mache, more. $15, includes supplies. For info or to register, call 817.0176. • Traditional Egyptian Belly Dance: Wed., beginners 6-7 p.m.; intermediate 7-8 p.m. intermediate. $10. Call 343.2033 for info. • Tribal Fusion Dance: Thurs., beginners 6-7 p.m.; intermediate 7-8 p.m. $10. Call 836.7399 for info. • Cabaret with Helena: Sat., 4:30 p.m. Pre-registration required. Call 553.2117 for info. • African Dance: Wed. & Sun., 1 p.m. Traditional African moves with jazz and hip-hop. $10, registration required, call 212.9644 or visit hipbodysoul.com for info. Downtown Dojo Karate Academy (84 S. Main St., WilkesBarre, 570.262.1778) Offering classes in traditional karate, weapons, self defense. Mon-Thurs., 5:30-8:45 p.m.; Sat., 9 a.m.-noon. • Zumba Classes: Tues., Thurs., 7-8 p.m.; Sat., 12:30-1:30 p.m. $5/class. Call for info. Drawing and Painting Lessons: Realist painter teaches techniques of old masters. Private les-

sons Fri.-Sun. To schedule, call 570.820.0469, e-mail bekshev@yahoo.com or visit www.artistvs.com. Everhart Museum (1901 Mulberry St., Scranton, 570.346.7186, www.everhart-museum.org) • “Everybody’s Art” New Series of Adult Art Classes: $25/workshop members, $30 non-members. Preregistration required. • Rosen Method easy movement program, Thurs., 2-3 p.m., Folk art gallery, $5/class, free to members. Must pre-register. • Early Explorers: Mon., 1-1:45 p.m. Free, suitable for ages 3-5. Preregistration required, groups welcome. For info, to register, call or e-mail education@everhart-museum.org. • Everhart Razzle Dazzle: through Dec. 29, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. daily. $25/child. Songs, stories, puppets, museum activities, exploration. For info, call or e-mail education@everhart-museum.org. The Exercise Lady, Doreen Rakowski (Theeexerciselady0@aol.com, 570.287.9801) • Yoga, Pilates, Thai Chi Classes Extreme M.M.A.(2424 Old Berwick Rd., Bloomsburg. 570.854.2580) • MMA Class: Mon., Wed., 6-7 p.m.

First visit free. Wrestling fundamentals, basic Brazilian Ju-Jitsu No Gi. Call for info. • Boxing/Kickboxing Fitness Class: Mon., Wed., 7-8 p.m. First visit free. Non-combative class. • Personal Training: Call 317.7250 for info. Fazio’s Hapkido Do Jang (61 Main St., Luzerne, 570.239.1191) Accepting new students. Children (age 7-12) Mon./Wed., 5:30-6:30 p.m. Teen/adult Mon./Wed., 6:45-8:15 p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., 6:30-8 p.m. Private lesson also available. Learn Hapkido. Self defense applications. $50 monthly, no contract. GreenBeing (334 Adams Ave., Scranton, info@shopgreenbeing.com) • Not Your Granny’s Sewing: one-onone lessons: $40/lesson, $140/4 sessions, 2-3 hour sessions. Tailored to individual needs. GregWorks Professional Fitness Training (107 B Haines Court, Blakely, 570.499.2349, gregsbootcamp@hotmail.com, www.vipfitnesscamp.com) • Beach Body Bootcamp: Mon.-Fri., 6:30 & 8 p.m.; Sat., 1 p.m. • Bridal Bootcamp: Mon.-Fri., 6:30 &

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AGENDA, FROM PAGE 38 8 p.m.; Sat., 1 p.m. Bridal party group training, couples personal training available. • Fitness Bootcamp: 4-week sessions, Mon.-Fri., 6:30 & 8 p.m.; Sat., 1 p.m. • New Year’s Resolution Flab to Fab Bootcamp: Mon.-Fri., 6:30 & 8 p.m., Sat., 1 p.m. Guaranteed results. • Private/Semi-Private sessions available, e-mail for info. ∝ Harris Conservatory for the Arts (545 Charles St. Luzerne, 570.287.7977 or 718.0673) • Instrumental Music Instruction • Private Ballroom Lessons • Private Vocal Instruction: Tues. evenings. • Private Guitar Instruction: Classical, acoustic, electric for all ages. • Dragons’ Tale Karate: Mon., 5:30-7 p.m.; Wed., 6-7:30 p.m. Ages 5+. • Tumbling: Fri., 5:30-6:30 p.m. Ages 5+. $30/month. Horse Back Riding Lessons Elk Stables, Uniondale, by appointment only. All levels welcome. Call 570.575.8649 to schedule.

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❏ Spring/Summer 2012 workshops: • Winnie the Pooh: Sat., 10 a.m.noon, starts Jan. 14. Ages 4-10. Performances in March. $250 + $50 admin fee. • Once on this Island: Mon., Thurs., 6-8:30 p.m., starts Feb. 20. Ages 9-16. Performances in May. $300 + $50 admin fee. • Footloose: Tues., Sun., 6-8:30 p.m., starts March 4. Ages 12-18. Performances in June. $300, $50 admin fee. Kwonkodo Lessons – by reservation at The Hapkido Teakwondo Institute (210 Division St., Kingston). $40/month. Call 570.287.4290 for info. Moscow Clayworks (moscowclayworks.com) • Focus on hand-building techniques: Adults, Tues., 6-8 p.m.; kids, Thurs., 6-8 p.m. $125/5 sessions. Reservations required. • Potters Wheel for Beginners: Mon., Wed., 6-8 p.m. $125/5 sessions. Reservations required. NEPA Bonsai Society (Midway Garden Center, 1865 Hwy. 315, Pittston, 570.654.6194, www.myspace.com/nepabonsai). • Monthly meeting last Wed., 7 p.m. Features business sessions, demonstrations/programs/workshops.

Eternal slumber Indianapolis-based rock band Noctura will perform at Crocodile Rock (520 Hamilton St, Allentown) Thursday, Dec. 29 at 6 p.m. Noctura has performed as part of the Rockstar Energy Drink Uproar Festival and as support for rock band Fuel. Noctura’s full-length album, “Surrender the Sun,” was released in June. ∝ Tickets are $12 in advance, $15 at the door and are available at nocturamusic.com/tickets. For more info, call the venue at 610.434.460. Northeastern Ju-Jitsu (1047 Main St., Swoyersville, 570.714.3839, nejujitsu.com) Open 7 days/week, offers training in

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Most days, Jeff’s mailbox looks a lot like this. nies, maybe our anemic economy will simply make it too expensive to continue to do repeated mass mailings? Oops, gotta run. My mailman is halfway up my steps and looks like he’s about to have a stroke. Must be catalogue day! Amanda’s Brag: I hope you have had a wonderful holiday season so far and plan to ring in the new year with lots of love and laughter surrounding you. Reflecting on this past Christmas makes me feel so warm inside. It might have something to do with getting older, but this was the first year that I personally took the time to soak it all in, appreciate the time spent with family and friends, give back to others and recognize memories in the making. The one thing that really hit me this year more than ever before is

Lobster Your Way Here are a few suggestions from our executive chef: Fra Diavolo (Hot and Spicy) Stuffed with Crabmeat Traditional broiled with butter

We wish everyone a happy and successful 2012!

NEW YEAR’S EVE PARTY IN LA CANTINA NO COVER Live Entertainment by BETTER WITH BEER Some people closed out 2011 with an act of kindness, and Amanda hopes that carries over to 2012.

how much need there is around us and just how much people step up to give back. Seeing as the economy is down and more and more people are struggling, this year could have been a year that wishes went unfulfilled and those who need, went without — but it just wasn’t that way. The whole Kmart layaway angel story that began across the country and ended up here in NEPA is just remarkable. People who reach out to help others when they need it the most are truly angels. I first read about someone walking into a Kmart in Michigan to pay off the layaway of a family with lots of toys for young kids and thought about how generous that gesture was. It didn’t even cross my mind that that one pay-itforward action would catch on to the point that it started happening right here in our neighborhoods. We read so much bad news and hear about so many negative things in our communities that stories of life happenings like this are so big — and a perfect reminder that there are good people around us, too. In whatever way you chose to give back this holiday season, thank you for making a difference and reminding those around you that there are good hearts in NEPA. Wishing you a happy holiday season, a memorable New Year’s Eve and a blessed and happy 2012! W

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AGENDA, FROM PAGE 40 club.org) meets first Wed. of month 7 p.m. in boardroom of Prime Med (old Wes Freedman Building) off Morgan Hwy. Variety of topics, monthly contest, guest speakers. Membership open. Olympic Style Fencing classes at The Fencing Exchange, above AFA Gallery, 514 Lackawanna Ave., Scranton, Mon.-Thurs. Foil, saber, epee taught. For info, call 570.969.1224. Phoenix Performing Arts Centre (409-411 Main St., Duryea, 570.457.3589, phoenixpac.vpweb.com, phoenixpac08@aol.com) • Dimensions in Dance w/ Lee LaChette: Jazz, tap, ballet for adults & kids. $10/hour, $5/second class. E-mail or call 991.1817. • Vocal lessons w/ Joelle Colombo Witner: Wed., Sun. E-mail or call 991.1817. Private Voice Lessons Mon.Thurs. by appointment. Learn proper singing technique in downtown Wilkes-Barre studio. Specializing in opera/classical/musical theater. Hour, half-hour lessons. Student discounts available. Please call 824.5428 or visit www.katrinalykes.com for info.

Royce Gracie Jiu-Jitsu Network, Scranton. Day, evening classes for men, women, children. Ongoing classes 6 days/week. Covers sport, combat, self-defense aspects of Gracie Jiu-Jitsu. For info visit gracie-nepa.com or call 570.347.1107. Shaolin White Crane Fist (Wyoming) Teaching traditional Chinese martial arts of Shaolin White Crane Fist, Wing Chun Gong Fu, Yang Style Taijiquan, Qigong-Energy work, ShauijiaoChinese Wrestling, more. $35/week, first week free. Three levels of training, ages 15+. Contact Master Mike DiMeglio 570.371.8898. Sil-Lum Kung-Fu & Tai-Chi Academy (509 Pittston Ave., Scranton) Specializing in traditional Chinese Martial Arts as taught in The Central Guoshu Institute. • Instruction in classical Shaolin styles: Sil-Lum Hung-Gar Tiger Claw, Shaolin White Crane Boxing, Northern Long Fist Kung Fu & Yang Style Tai-Chi. 2 classes/week, $75/month. For info, call Master Mark Seidel, 570.249.1087. • Children’s classes now forming, Sat., 11 a.m.$50/month. For info, call 570.249.1087. • Classes now forming for tradition-

al Yang Style Tai-Chi:Taiji Qigong, Taiji Sequence, Taiji Stationary Pushing Hands, Taiji weapons, more. For info, contact Master Mark Seidel 570.249.1087. Something Special: (23 West Walnut Street Kingston, 570.540.6376, angietheartist@aol.com, www.angelademuroart.com) • MANGA Art Class: (Japanese Cartooning) Wed., 4-5 p.m. Learn the art of Japanese cartooning. 4-week session, supplies included: $60 per child. Call or e-mail to register. Southside Senior Center (425 Alder St., Scranton, 570.346.2487) • Language Partnership English & Spanish Classes: Fri., 10 a.m. Free, open to all. For info, call 346.0759. St. Joseph’s School classes (1627 N. Main Ave., Scranton, 570.963.0500): • Traditional Weapons Class: Thurs., 7-9 p.m. Self-defense techniques using cane, club, short stick, wooden sword, escrima sticks, more. Learn history principles, practical use. No prior martial arts experience. $10/ class. • Women’s Self-Defense Class: Sat., 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Self-defense techniques to protect from variety of

attacks. No prior martial arts experience. Wear loose fitting clothes. $10/class. World Class Boxing (239 Schuyler Ave., Kingston, www.wcbboxing.net, 570.262.0061) • Boxing & Kickboxing Fitness Bootcamp: Mon.-Sat. non-contact program Programs include Kids & Teen Boxing programs, striking for MMA & competition training, women’s-only kickboxing Boot Camp, Zumba, more. Wyoming Valley Art League • Painting with Irina Krawitz: $15/ hour, $120/4-weeks. Call 570.793.3992 for info.

MIND AND BODY Absolute Pilates with Leslie (263 Carbondale Rd., Clarks Summit, www.pilateswithleslie.com) • Classes: Mon., Wed., Fri., 9-10 a.m. Private training on Cadillac, Reformer and Wunda Chair, along with Pilates mat classes, stability ball core classes, more. Check website for updates. Arts YOUniverse (47 N. Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.970.2787, www.artsyouniverse.com)

❏ Studio J, 2nd floor • Meditation in tradition of Gurdjieff, Ospensky: Sun., 12-1 p.m., $5 • Children’s Meditation: Thurs., 6-7 p.m. Ages 9-14, $5 • Tarot Card Readings, by appointment. $20 first half hour, $10 additional half hours. Awakenings Yoga (570.472.3272) • PrivateYoga Instruction w/ certified senior Instructor of Himalayan Institute. 24 years experience. Learn secrets of Himalayan Masters. Lessons include asana, pranayama, meditation, relaxation, ayruveda, holistic nutrition, tantra. $75/session Bellas Yoga Studio (650 Boulevard Ave., Dickson City, 570.307.5000, www.bellasyoga.com, info@bellasyoga.com) All workshops $15, pre-registration suggested. • Sun. Class: 10-11:15 a.m. Features Alternating Vinyasa style yoga w/ yoga fusion. Club Fit (1 West Broad St., Hazleton, 570.497.4700, www.clubfithazleton.com) • Boxing classes w/ Rich Pastorella (pastorella.net26.net). Mon., 7-8 p.m. $40/month.

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AGENDA, FROM PAGE 42 Dietrich Theater, Tunkhannock (60 E. Tioga St., Tunkhannock: 570.996.1500) • Yoga for You: Wed., 10-11 a.m. $15/ lesson. Bring yoga mat or beach towel. Call for details. Endless Mt. Zendo (104 Hollow Rd., Stillwater, 570.925.5077, www.endlessmountainzendo.org) • New Year’s Eve Zen Meditation & Candlelight Ceremony: Dec. 31, 8:30 p.m.-2 a.m. Public welcome. Zen meditation, instruction for beginners, walking Zen, Buddhist chanting, New Year’s address by Genro Milton Sensei, matcha powdered green tea, sweets, Japanese noodles served. Wear loose pants or long skirt for zazen, warm clothes for outdoor chanting. Open donation basket. Vegetarian snacks welcome. Call or e-mail endless@epix.net to attend. Exhale Yoga Studio (900 Rutter Ave., 2nd floor, Forty Fort, behind Beer Deli in the “big brick building,” 570.301.3225) • Free style Vinyasa: Tues., 10 a.m.-11:15 a.m., Thurs., 2-3:15 p.m., Fri., 6-7:15 p.m. All levels, breathing, aromatherapy, guided meditations. $10/class. Goddess Creations Shop &

Gallery (214 Depot St., Clarks Summit, 570.575.8649, info@goddesscreations.net) • Tarot Card Readings by Rev. Whitney Mulqueen by appointment. Call. • Tarot Readings: Thurs., 6-9:30 p.m. at Montrose Inn, Restaurant & Tavern (26 S. Main St., Montrose). $25 for 15-20 min. • Monthly astrology workshop with Holly Avila: first Sun., $45. Call. Haifa Belly Dance (Haifabellydance.com, 570.836.7399) • Mon., 5:15 p.m., Serenity Wellness & Dance Center (135 Main St., Luzerne) • Wed., 6 p.m., Holistic Health Center (Route 6, Tunkhannock) Harris Conservatory for the Arts (545 Charles St. Luzerne, 718.0673) • Cardio Kickboxing: Wed., 7-8 p.m.; Sat., 9-10 a.m. $5/class. Call for info. • Hoop Fitness Techniques: Mon., 7:30-8:30 p.m. $5/class. Call for info. Hoop Fitness Classes (whirligighoopers.com) • Beginner/Intermediate: Mon., 7:30 p.m., Harris Conservatory (545 Charles St., Luzerne). $5. Call 718.0673 to reserve. • Beginner/Intermediate: Thurs., 5:30 p.m., Studio 32 (32 Forrest St., Wilkes-Barre) $5.

Inner Harmony Wellness Center (Mercy Hospital General Services Bldg., 743 Jefferson Ave., Scranton, 570.346.4621, www.innerharmonywellness.com, peteramato@aol.com) • Meditation Technique Workshops: Wed., 6:30 p.m. $15/session. Goal setting/stress reduction, more. Call for info/reservation. Jeet Kune Do Fighting Concepts Teaches theories of movement in Martial Arts. $100/month. Call instructor Mike DiMeglio for info, 570.371.8898. Kwon Kodo Lessons: Learn self-defense system that combines Korean Martial Arts such as Hapkido, Taekwondo & Kuk Sool. Lessons held at Hapkido Taekwondo Institute (150 Welles St., Forty Fort). $40/month. For info, call 570.287.4290 or visit htkdi.com. Leverage Performance Training Studio (900 Rutter Ave., Forty Fort, 570.388.2386, www.leveragetrainingstudio.com) • Morning Wake-up Workout: Full body metabolic workout. Mon., Wed., Fri., 7-7:45 a.m. • Primal Scream Classes, Tabata Circuit Training: Tues., Thurs., 7-8 p.m. All classes free to members, $10

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Mon., 7:15 a.m.; Tues., 7 a.m., 5 p.m.; Wed., 8 a.m., 6:30 p.m.; Thurs., 6:30 p.m.; Sat., 10:30 a.m. All levels welcome. • ZumbAtomic: Lil Starz, ages 4-7: 5:30 p.m.; Big Starz, ages 8-12: 6:15 p.m.

Maximum Health and Fitness (310 Market St., Kingston, 570.283.2804) • Ab Lab with Amy: Sat., 8:30 a.m.; Mon., 7:30 p.m. Call for info. Meditation/Yoga classes at Spectrum Health & Racquet Club (151 Terrace Dr., Eynon). Meditation: Fri., 7-8 p.m. Yoga: Sat., 9:45-10:45 a.m. $5 each class, bring mat. Call 570.383.3223 for info. Motivations Fitness Center (112 Prospect St., Dunmore. 570.341.7665) • Sandstorm Fitness with Rachel “Kali” Dare: Learn various techniques and shed pounds. Call for info. NutriFitness Boot Camp (311 Market St., Kingston, 570.288.2409) • Free week of Boot Camp for new members: Mon.-Fri., 8:30 a.m., 5:30 p.m. • Zumba: Tues. 6 p.m.; Thurs., 7 p.m.; Sat., 9 a.m. $5. • Tang Soo Do Karate Classes: Mon., Wed., 6:45 p.m.; Sat., 10 a.m. Call to register. Odyssey Fitness (401 Coal St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.829.2661, odysseyfitnesscenter.com) • Yoga Classes: Sun., 12:30 p.m.;

Open Your Eyes To Dream (143 W. Main St., Bloomsburg, 570.239.7520, www.oyetd.com) ❏ Open-Eyed Yoga. Call 394.2251 or go online for current updates/cancellations. E-mail: yoga@oyetd.com • Beginner Vinyasa: Mon., 5:30-6:30 p.m. • Level II Vinyasa: Mon., 7-8:30 p.m. • Mixed Level Vinyasa: Tues., 9-10:30 a.m., Wed., 6:30-7:45 p.m. Mats & props available. Student/ package discounts available. Bring friend to first class, get two for price of one. Pocono Yoga & Meditation Classes (570.472.3272, www.PoconoYoga.com) Classes with Suzi, certified yoga instructor • Gentle Yoga: Thurs., 6:30 p.m., East Mountain Apartments. Free to residents. • Private Yoga Instruction: Only by appointment. $35 per hour. Call. • Private Meditation Instruction: Only by appointment. $35 per hour.

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Sandy Seyler Studio (House of Nutrition, 2nd floor, 50 Main St., Luzerne, 570.288.1785, SandySeyler.com) • Holiday Refresher: Jan. 10, 7-9 p.m. Revive body with simple restorative yoga stretches, relaxation, breath techniques. $20. Call to reserve. ❏ Dec. Schedule • Yoga: Mon., 6:30 p.m.; Wed., 10:30 a.m.; Thurs., 7:15 p.m.; Sat., 9:30 a.m. No classes Dec. 31, Jan 2. Hatha Yoga postures, Pranayam, deep relaxation. $10. Holiday gift certificates available. • Meditation: Mon., 10:30 a.m.; Thurs., 6 p.m. No classes Jan, 2. Pranayam, mantra. $10. Holiday gift certificates available. ❏ Jan. Schedule • Yoga: Mon., 6:30 p.m.; Wed., 10:30 a.m.; Thurs., 7:15 p.m.; Sat., 9:30 a.m. No class Jan. 2. Hatha Yoga postures, Pranayam, deep relaxation. $10. Just drop in. Check web calendar for weather cancellations. • Meditation: Mon., 10:30 a.m.; Thurs., 6 p.m. No class Jan. 2. Pranayam, mantra. $10. Just drop in. Check web calendar for weather cancellations. Sheri Pilates Studio (703 Market St., Kingston, 570.331.0531) • Beginner mat class: Tues., 5 p.m. $50/10 classes. • Equipment classes on reformer and tower: $150/10 classes.

Spine & SportCare (Old Forge, 570.451.1122) • Pilates Mat Classes: Mon. 9:30 a.m.; Wed. noon; Thurs. 5:30 p.m.; Yoga Flow: Tues. 5:30 p.m. $10/class, $45/5 classes. • Small Group Personal Training: Personalized program changes w/ every session, similar to P90X crossfit. All levels, call for details. Symmetry Studio (206 N. Main Avenue, 3rd Floor, Scranton, 570.290.7242) • Mon.: Gentle Yoga 5:30 p.m.; Core Yoga 6:30 p.m. • Tues.: Beginners Yoga 5 p.m.; Yoga Strength and Flexibility 6 p.m.; Cardio Kickboxing 7:30 p.m. • Wed.: Slow Flow 5:30 p.m.; Core Yoga 6:30 p.m. • Thurs.: All Levels Vinyasa 5:30 p.m.; Cardio Kickboxing 7:30 p.m. • Fri.: Community Ballroom (call for registration details) • Sat.: Prenatal Yoga 9:30 a.m.; Essential Yoga All Levels 11 a.m. • Sun.: Slow Flow 11 a.m. Tarot Readings every Sun., 11 a.m.-5:30 p.m., Shambala, Scranton, located at Mall At Steamtown, first floor outside Bonton. By Whitney Mulqueen. Walk-ins welcome. Info: 570.575.8649, 344.4385, find Shambala on Facebook. Thetravelingyogi@yahoo.com Individual attention for physical/spiritual advancement. All levels welcome. Call 570.709.2406 for info. Classes held at The Studio at 32 (32 Forrest St., Wilkes-Barre) Sat., 10:30 a.m.-noon. Waering Stained Glass Studio (336 N. Washington St., WilkesBarre). • Tarot Card Readings: $50/first half hour, $10 additional. Appointment only. Call 570.417.5020. White Dragon Internal Strength Chi Kung (330 Sandra Dr., Jefferson Twp & Scranton, 570.906.9771) Tai chi, yoga, meditation, chi kung, white lotus, pai lum, flowing water, inner tiger. Beginnersadvanced. Mon.-Fri., open 6 a.m.-10 p.m. Sat. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Sun 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Private and group. Any ages. The Yoga Studio (210 Wyoming Ave., Wyoming, 570.301.7544) • Yoga: Mon., 9:30 a.m., 6:30 p.m.; Wed., 10:30 a.m.; Thurs., 9:30 a.m., 6:30 p.m.; Sat., 10:30 a.m.

• Zumba: Tues., 5:30 p.m.; Wed. 9 a.m., 7 p.m.; Fri., 5:30 p.m. Zumba Fitness Classes • Mon./Wed., 5:15 p.m.; Sat., 11 a.m., at TLC Fitness Center (bottom of Morgan Hwy., Scranton). $5/class. Call 570.558.7293 for info. • Adult classes held at Fitwize 4 Kids Tues./Thurs., 7:15, Sun., 11 a.m. on Keyser Ave. across from Keyser Oak Shopping Center Call 348.9383 for info.

OUTSIDE Lackawanna Audubon Society • Annual Membership Meeting: Jan 15, 2:30 p.m., Anthracite Museum. Info, to bring photos to show: 570.586.8343. • Delaware River Eagle Watch: Jan. 21, meet I-84 rest stop, 8:30 a.m. or Milford Beach, 9 a.m. Info: 570.586.5156. • Eagle Watch Snow Date: Jan. 28 • Harvey’s Lake/Sordoni Farms Field Trip: Feb. 18, meet Perkins Restaurant, Dallas, 8:30 a.m. for breakfast or arrive 9 a.m. for trip only. Info: 570.586.8343, 945.5226. • Harvey’s Lake Snow Date: Feb 25 Nescopeck State Park (1137 Honey Hole Rd., Drums, 570.403.2006) All events free, unless noted otherwise. Reservations required. • New Year’s Hike with Audubon Society at Hickory Run State Park: Jan. 1, 1:30-3:30 p.m., meet Union Pacific Caboose by White Haven Shopping Center. 3 miles. To register, call 570.474.5884. • Winter Trails Day: Snowshoeing for Beginners: Jan. 7, 9-10:30 a.m., meet Park Office. If not enough snow to snowshoe, program will be held indoors, cover basics of snowshoeing. Registration required, call. Free. • Winter Trails Day: Snowshoeing Hike: Jan. 7, 1-3 p.m., meet Park Office. 2 miles. If not enough snow to snowshoe, hike instead. Bring snowshoes or reserve when registering. Registration required, call. • Junior Bird Club: Eagle Watching: Jan. 14, 9 a.m.-3 p.m., meet Park Office. Ages 9+. Dress warmly, bring lunch, drink, snacks. One-time materials fee of $5 for new members. Registration required, call. Northeastern PA Chapter of the Sierra Club • Cross-Country Ski Bruce Lake Natural Area at the Promised Land State Park: Jan. 15, meet at Dunmore Y, 10 a.m. Free. 4 mile total out/back in 3 hours. Moderate rolling terrainhike if no snow. Call Dave at

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570.388.2338 for info. • X-Country Ski at Lackawanna State Park: Jan. 29, meet 10 a.m., first parking area off Lake View Dr. (the park’s main road) after you turn into main entrance of park off PA 407. Free. 2.5 miles total, 3 hours. Some upward grades, mostly flat skiing-hike only if no snow. Call Dave Byman at 570.586.1930 for info.

SOCIAL GROUPS The Anthracite Hi-Railer’s Model Railroad Club (Bill’s Shop Rite Plaza, Rts. 435 & 502 in Daleville) • Christmas Train Display: Jan. 1, 7, 1-5 p.m., Bill’s Shop Rite Plaza (Rts. 435 & 502, Daleville). 500 sq. ft. O-Gauge modular layout features Lionel Legacy, MTH’s DCS control systems. Free, donations accepted: bathroom tissue, bath soap, facial tissues, laundry detergent, toothpaste, more to benefit North Pocono Dry Goods Pantry. Beehive Area Narcotics Anonymous (Wilkes-BarreKingston-Nanticoke-Mountaintop) 24 hour phone line: 570.654.7755 or 1.866.935.4762. Building Industry Association of NEPA • Accepting entries for Outdoor Theme Project from builders, trade schools, Vo-Techs, Job Corps. For info, call 570.287.3331. Food Addicts Anonymous Meetings (St. Vincent DePaul Church, Scranton: 570.344.7866) Meetings every Fri. night, 8 p.m. Geisinger Wyoming Valley (Kistler Learning Center Specialty Clinic, 1000 E. Mountain Blvd., Wilkes-Barre) • Bariatric Support Group: Jan. 4, 3-4 p.m., GI Nutrition Conference Room at Geisinger Specialty Services (675 Baltimore Dr., Entrance A, Plains Twp.). Registration not required. All invited. • Empty Arms Support Group: Jan. 4, 7 p.m., sixth floor dayroom at GWV. For families recovering from the loss of newborn or infant. Call 570.808.7920 to register.

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Nar-Anon Family Group Meetings Sun. 7 p.m. Clear Brook Bldg. (rear), Forty Fort; Wed., 7 p.m. United Methodist Church, Mountaintop. 570.288.9892. Narcotic Anonymous Meetings every Tues. at 7 p.m., downstairs in the Methodist Education

That’s a ‘rap’ Hip-hop group Wu-Tang Clan will perform at Sherman Theater Thursday, Dec. 29 at 8 p.m. The group is comprised of eight MCs: RZA, GZA, Method Man, Raekwon, Ghostface Killah, U-God, Inspectah Deck and Masta Killa (the ninth original member, Ol’ Dirty Bastard, passed away in 2004). Locals Gino Lispi and The Clever Gents and Track Masons will join the show as openers. Tickets are $40 and can be purchased through Ticketmaster. For more info, call the venue at 570.420.2808. Building, located off Courthouse Square, on the corner of Marion and Warren Street in Tunkhannock. There are no fees or dues. Newcomers always welcome. The NEPA Rainbow Alliance (www.gaynepa.com) • As part of the NEPA SafeZone Project, the NEPA RA is creating an “It Gets Better” video. Set to launch in Jan., the video features local representatives from the LGBT community, allies and more offering words of encouragement. To be a sponsor, e-mail itgetsbetter@gaynepa.com; to be in the video, visit gaynepa.com for details/application. Overeaters Anon. meetings Mon., Tues., Thurs., 7 p.m.; Wed., 7:30 p.m.; Sat., 10 a.m. No fee, newcomers welcome. Call 570.829.1341 for details/meeting locations of visit www.oa.org. Pride of NEPA meetings on the second Tue. of each month, 6:30 p.m., The Naked Grape Restaurant (15 N. River Street, Plains). All are welcome. For info visit facebook.com/prideofnepa. Scranton Tomorrow (scrantontomorrow.com, The Tripp House, 1011 N. Main Ave., Scranton) • Winter in the City: Jan. 13, Feb. 10, 5:30-8 p.m. at Electric City Trolley

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of positive change in my personal life. I think my grand entrance had something to do with that. I understand you can’t be grandioso every New Year’s Eve, and you need to balance the crazy parties with quiet time with loved ones while watching the ball drop at home. I think it’s healthy to do both. But one thing remains important: Look good, feel good. I think if you’re lying around in dirty sweatpants when the ball drops, this sets the tone for the year. And although you don’t need to be decked out with diamonds and mink coats on New Year’s Eve, I do think if you change it up from your regular attire on this special occasion, you’ll have a different outlook From animal print to sequins, when it comes to a New Year’s Eve party, it’s all about the party dress. on the upcoming year. Whether it’s brand-new New Year’s Eve pajamas, freshly dry-cleaned clothes or even throwing on some of your better jewelry, go the extra mile this night and kick off the year feeling good about Year’s Eve traditions and superstitions, ome superstitious people say but one that I stand by is simply kick off yourself. they have to clean their house And if the party route is the one you the new year looking good — even if this thoroughly before midnight on decide to choose, you can look ready for means you’re sleeping. Dec. 31 or they’ll be cursed to disco balls and confetti without breaking Last year I wanted to say, “See ya have a dirty house for the entire year. the bank. When it comes to the party, it’s 2010,” and welcome 2011 with open Others have to kiss someone in order all about the party dress. arms. I threw a big party, bought an to ensure love within the upcoming Have fun with it. Buy something year. Others even make sure each wallet amazing dress, drank Marilyn Monroe a little daring, a little different than within the house has money in it to bring cocktails and literally entered the year your run-of-the-mill style. If you can dancing. And 2011 proved to be a year prosperity. There are plenty of New

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speak and see POETIC Anthology Books (515 Center St., Scranton, above Outrageous, 570.341.1443, scranthology@gmail.com) All events free, unless otherwise noted. ❏ Book Groups • Scranton Interplanetary Literary Agency, a classic science fiction discussion group: 2nd Tues., 6:30 p.m. ❏ Writing Groups • Open writers group: Sat., noon led by KK Gordon and Leslee Clapp. Bring piece of original writing to discuss and critique. Barnes & Noble Booksellers (Arena Hub Plaza, WilkesBarre, 570.829.4210) ❏ Special events: • Annual Holiday Book Drive: through Jan. 1. Books will be donated to West Pittston Library. For info, call. Barnes & Noble WilkesKing’s Booksellers (7 S. Main St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.208.4700) ❏ Monthly Book Clubs, all 6:307:30 p.m. • Teens: third Mon. 6:30-7:30 p.m. Ages 14-18. • New Age: last Thurs., 6:30-7:30 p.m. • “The Slug Club,” an all-ages club about Harry Potter: first Wed., 6:30-7:30 p.m., led by Charles Moore. Costumes encouraged, not required. ❏ Children’s Events: • Young Readers Monthly Activity Night: first Thurs., 6:30-7:30 p.m. Ages 8-12. • American Girl Doll Give-A-Way: first Thurs., 6:30-7:30 p.m. • Weekly Sat. morning story time, 11 a.m.-noon.

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Dietrich Theater (60 E. Tioga St., Tunkhannock: 570.996.1500) • Writers Group Thurs., 7-8:30 p.m. Celebrates all types of writing styles, formats. Join anytime. Free. Call to register. Pittston Memorial Library (47 Broad St., 570.654.9565, pitmemlib@comcast.net) • Crochet Club: Tues. 10 a.m.noon, Thurs. 6-7:45 p.m., 12+, registration required. Participants bring their own crochet hook, yarn. Call, stop to register. • The Friends Meetings: 4th Thurs. of month, 7 p.m. New members always welcome.

Pocono Arts Council (18 N. Seventh St., Stroudsburg. 570.476.4460. www.poconoarts.org) • Poems of Noreen Robbins: through Dec. The Vintage Theater (119 Penn Avenue, Scranton, 570.589.0271, www.scrantonsvintagetheater.com) • Writer’s critique group: Sat., noon-2 p.m. Bring work samples. Free and open to public, donations encouraged. West Pittston Library (200 Exeter Ave., www.wplibrary.org, 570.654.9847) • Book Club: First Tues., 6:45 p.m. Free. Informal discussion of member-selected books. • Weekly story time for children: Fri., 1 p.m. Free.

VISUAL AFA Gallery (514 Lackawanna Ave., Scranton: 570.969.1040 or Artistsforart.org) Gallery hours Thurs.-Sat., 12-5 p.m. • Life Drawing sessions: every Mon., 7-9 p.m. Contact ted@tedmichalowski.com for info. • Drawing Socials: Sun., 6-9 p.m. $5 GA, $2 student. • 2011 Holiday Members Exhibit: through Dec. 30. • Sally Wiener Grotta & Niko J. Kallianiotis: Jan. 6-28. Opening reception Jan. 6, 6-9 p.m. Artspace Gallery (221 Center St., Bloomsburg, 570.784.0737) Gallery Hours: Wed., noon-8 p.m. after Thanksgiving, Thurs.-Sat., 12-8 p.m., Sun., 12-5 p.m., or by appointment. • Holiday Member Show: through Jan. 8. ArtWorks Gallery (502 Lackawanna Ave., Scranton. 570.207.1815, artworksnepa.com) Gallery hours: Tues.-Fri., 11 a.m.-5 p.m., Sat., 11a.m.-2 p.m., or by appointment. • “A Visual Feast:” through Jan. 27. Works from Verve Vertu artists. Talents, special visions of Wed. night painters.

The Butternut Gallery & Second Story Books (204 Church St, 2nd Floor, Montrose) Gallery hours: Wed.-Sat., 11a.m.-5 p.m., Sun., 12 p.m.-4 p.m. • Fractured: Michael Poster, Rodrica Tilley and Melissa Whalen Haertsch: through Dec. 31. Photographs, pastel paintings, writing exploring social ramifications of gas drilling in Susquehanna County. Camerawork Gallery (Downstairs in the Marquis Gallery, Laundry Building, 515 Center St., Scranton, 570.510.5028. www.cameraworkgallery.org, rross233@aol.com) Gallery hours Mon.-Fri., 10 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sat., 10 a.m.-5 p.m. • Accepting submissions for new shows during 2012 & 2013. Photography only; all photographic methods considered. Check out

Dec. 31, Maslow Galleries. Gallery at the Pocono Community Theater (88 S. Courtland St., East Stroudsburg, 570.421.3456. poconocommunitytheater.org) • “Color, Pattern & Design:” through Jan. 8. Local artist Marcos Oksenhendler of Monroe County. MacDonald Gallery (Misericordia University, 570.674.6250, misericordia.edu/art) Gallery hours: Mon.-Thurs. 10 a.m.-8 p.m., Fri., 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sat./Sun., 1-5 p.m. • “Winslow Homer: Woodcut Prints,” and display of recent paintings by Pennsylvania artist Michael Molnar: Jan. 21-Feb. 11. Opening reception Jan. 21, 5-8 p.m., in conjunction with Pauly Friedman Art Gallery’s “Edward Hopper: Early Impressions.” Mahady Gallery (Marywood University, 570.348.6211 x 2428, marywood.edu/galleries.) Gallery hours: Mon., Thurs.-Fri., 9 a.m.-4 p.m.; Tues.-Wed., 9 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sat.-Sun., 1-4 p.m. • 2012 Northeast PA Scholastic Art Awards Exhibition: Jan. 21Feb. 12. Award-winning work by junior, high school students. Awards presentation Jan. 21, 1 p.m.

submissions procedure on website for details. • “Excavation” Photographs by Gary Cawood: through Jan. 31. Everhart Museum (1901 Mulberry St., Scranton, PA, 570.346.7186, www.everhart-museum.org) Admission $5 adults; $3 students/ seniors; $2 children 6-12; members free. • Buds, Blooms & Berries: Plants in Science, Culture & Art: through

Marquis Art & Frame (122 S. Main St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.823.0518) Gallery hours Mon.-Sat., 10 a.m.-5 p.m. • “The Language of Nature” works by the Verve Vertu Art Studio: through Jan. 7, Second Floor Gallery. New Visions Studio & Gallery (201 Vine St., Scranton, www.newvisionstudio.com, 570.878.3970) Gallery hours: Tues.-Sun., noon-6 p.m. and by appointment. • “Give the Gift of Art” Exhibit & Holiday Sale: through Dec. 28. Every piece $50 & under. Paintings, photographs, ornaments, home decor, jewelry, clothing, more.

Pauly Friedman Art Gallery (Misericordia University, 570.674.6250, misericordia.edu/ art) Gallery Hours: Mon. closed, Tue.Thurs. 10 a.m.-8 p.m., Fri. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sat.-Sun. 1-5 p.m.• “Edward Hopper: Early Impressions:” Jan. 21-Feb. 11. Opening reception Jan. 21, 5-8 p.m., in conjunction with MacDonald Art Gallery’s “Winslow Homer: Woodcut Prints” and Michael Molnar’s work. Collection of Hopper’s early works in charcoal, pen and ink, pencil and graphite. Schulman Gallery (2nd floor of LCCC Campus Center, 1333 S. Prospect St., Nanticoke, www.luzerne.edu/schulmangallery, 570.740.0727) Gallery hours: Mon.-Fri., 9 a.m.-5 p.m. • “Faculty and Alumni Art Exhibit:” through Jan. 7. • “Colors of the Season Exhibit:” Jan. 13-Feb. 23. Opening reception Jan. 13, 6-8 p.m. Features landscape paintings by Earl W. Lehman, Jack Puhl, Bill Teitsworth, Brooke Wandall, Mark T. Malak, Wes Bulla. STAR Gallery at the Mall at Steamtown (570.969.2537/ 343.3048) • “Biggest Art Christmas Party in Town:” through Dec. 31. Widmann Gallery (Located in King’s College’s Sheehy-Farmer Campus Center between North Franklin and North Main Streets, Wilkes-Barre, 570.208.5900, ext. 5328) Gallery hours: Mon. through Fri. 9 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. Free and open to the public. • “Small Side of Life:” Jan. 9Feb. 23. Artist discussion Jan. 20, 6-8 p.m. Scenic landscapes, wildlife, macro photographs by Crystal Wightman of Swoyersville. Info: kings.edu, crystalwightman.com. W -- compiled by Stephanie DeBalko Send your listings to: weekender@ theweekender.com, 90 E. Market Street Wilkes-Barre PA 18703 or fax to 570.831.7375. Deadline for publication is Mondays at 2 p.m.

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uke Matthews of Gavlick Personnel is a man of the community, volunteering for such groups as POWER!, Leadership Wilkes-Barre and more. A Times Leader 40 Under 40 alumnus, Luke has achieved great success in his career, community and at home. A proud father of ﬁve with another little girl on her way, Luke is known for his passion for family and Northeastern Pennsylvania. His positive outlook and contributions make him someone you should want to get to know. Community involvement: Warrior Run councilman-elect, Special Spaces, a Leadership Wilkes-Barre project. Hobbies: Fishing that beautiful Susquehanna River, traveling with Team Matthews in the “Bus.” Favorite quote: “Accept the challenges so that you can feel the exhilaration of victory.” — George S. Patton Favorite thing about the area: The restaurants and the river. Favorite movie: “Casablanca!” One thing most people don’t know about me: I attended Valley Forge Military Academy through my high school years, and I miss it there every day of my life. One thing I’ve always wanted to do: Take on a bear with only a knife like Tristan from “Legends of the Fall.” What I wanted to be when I grew up: An elementary music teacher. Current passion: Special Spaces Leadership Wilkes-Barre project. Our team’s project is working with a newly formed Chapter of Special Spaces in NEPA to create Dream Bedrooms for children dealing with illness on a daily basis. Having ﬁve children and a little girl due in April, I am very passionate about helping children.

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Weekender Correspondent CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) Respecting someone’s decision means abiding by it even if you strongly disagree with it. Undermining or contradicting it (secretly or otherwise) is about as disrespectful as you can get, so if you’re determined to go that route, do so openly rather than sneakily. You are allowed to speak out against someone’s decision while allowing them to make it; just shut up once your point’s been made — harping on it won’t accomplish anything. Got it? Speak your piece, then either dig in your heels and stick to your guns, or shut up and let things play out. Anything else would just be pointless and annoying. AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) People are naughty; by nature, most of us tend to at least occasionally enjoy breaking or bending the rules. It can be thrilling great fun and very satisfying when those rules are nonsensical or purely arbitrary anyway. Don’t be too much of a stickler this week; that’s not really the best role for you, and we both know you’ll have much more fun flouting authority than sticking up for it. Stand aside or join in, whichever you’d enjoy more. Trying to be the enforcer is just a sad, tedious and ultimately pointless task; skip it. PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) Setting boundaries with unreasonable people is no fun; perversely, those are the people who most require them. Therefore, you’ve got to be courageous and firm, regardless of the drama that may ensue, when illuminating and enforcing the lines you’ve drawn. This duty rests entirely on your shoulders; no one else is going to step in to make sure you’re respected and valued (and even if they did, it wouldn’t be worth nearly as much as you doing that for yourself). Let 2012 be the year where hardly anyone steps on your toes — starting right now.

will feel if you make a point of taking advantage of them. TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) It’s funny how something you find tremendously enjoyable could be torturous to someone else. Whether it’s attending a cocktail party, watching a football game, or going to a fancy restaurant, one person’s bag is another’s drag. When you’re in a relationship, sometimes you have to just suck it up for the sake of the other person, but occasionally it’s nicer to simply accept the other’s differences and let them off the hook. That’s your best bet right now. Sure, it doesn’t fit the story you had in your head, but since that was never actually going to happen, realistically, why not make the best out of the situation at hand? GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) Who said you couldn’t take a break? You did. Most everyone else would actually like it if you chilled for a bit, because persisting as you have is only likely to make you jaded or burnt out, if it hasn’t already. Your dual nature means you’ll always see the good and bad in everything, but when your exhausted frustration with the negative aspects of your situation starts to outweigh your sincere appreciation for all the good things in your life, you know you’ve pushed yourself too far. Since keeping an optimistic, mostly happy outlook on life is the key to success this week (and in general), do what you’ve got to do to recharge yours — even if that means taking yourself out of the picture for a while.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Many people make the mistake of imagining grand, life-changing New Year’s resolutions, ones that would be nearly impossible to live up to. Although aspiring to evolve and change is laudable, I’d counsel you to choose something small but significant that would still have a powerful impact on your day-to-day life. It needn’t even be a tremendous challenge to achieve, just something that, for whatever reason, you’re not doing already. Taking one huge leap from here to the finish line isn’t realistic. Challenging yourself to complete one hundred baby steps that’ll get you there just as well — now, that’s more like it. LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Being honestly authentic means acknowledging that you’re not fully evolved and enlightened yet, and yes, you’re sometimes downright shallow when it comes to your desires and opinions. Denying what you’re actually feeling or thinking isn’t necessarily the answer, but consider keeping it to yourself for now, and allowing for (or inventing) the possibility that forthcoming, as-yet undiscovered information could end up altering or overwriting your current attitudes. That’s more likely right now than it’s been in the past, so be openminded. Expanding your world and what (or who) you let into it would be a good thing; do your best to try to stop resisting it. VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) You’re a giver by nature, but sometimes it feels like you don’t necessarily have a lot to give. Regifting is your answer. You don’t

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Turn up the sensitivity, Libra. Often, it’s the words behind the words that matter most. Figuring out where someone’s coming from is much more important than your immediate knee-jerk reaction to whatever they’ve said or done, no matter how compelling it is. Since that knowledge is sure to powerfully influence your response, arming yourself with it is of paramount importance right now. Failing to consider someone’s intentions will surely lead to you saying or doing something you’d later regret. Try to start this year on the right foot, instead of sticking your foot in your mouth, okay? SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Here’s my New Year’s gift to you: Being close to you is what many people desperately (if secretly) want. They want to be close to anything exciting and dangerous — but might not have the courage to step up themselves or say anything about it. They will, however, be pretty thrilled if you’re adventurous enough to make that move (if also slightly frightened). So discard any traces of shyness or coyness you might still be clinging to and own your own exciting (and slightly scary) nature. You’ll be surprised at how swiftly your world expands once you do. SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) When someone who trusts you asks you a question, you have an obligation to tell them the truth. However, much may rest on the way you word and present your honest perspective. There’s a way to do so without lying or omitting anything important, but also without dispensing an unnecessary load of hurt or embarrassment. Instead of impetuously blurting out the blunt, uncensored truth, please try to find the words that will help you deliver your message as kindly and respectfully as possible. Tact is overrated, most of the time, but this week it will serve you very well. W To contact Caeriel, e-mail sign.language.astrology@gmail.com.

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ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) Sometimes the story doesn’t play out in a way you find satisfying or pleasing. Loose ends do not necessarily get tied up, villains don’t get their comeuppances, and the good people don’t come out on top or get rewarded for their virtuous behavior. That’s life, which is a far cry from your average movie or novel. However, occasionally you have a chance to at least nudge the tale in the right direction, closer to the conclusion you’d have wished for it — this week is one of those times. In fact, 2012 is likely to be rife with such opportunities. Imagine how wonderfully rich and fulfilling your life

SIENNA MILLER December 28 1981 JUDE LAW December 29 1972 ELIZA DUSHKU December 30 1980 DIANE VON FURSTENBURG (pictured) December 31 1946 FRANK LANGELLA January 1 1938 TAYE DIGGS January 2 1971 JOHN PAUL JONES January 3 1946

necessarily need everything that you’ve received (or already had), so count yourself lucky and expend a little energy this week to figure out who might enjoy or need some of this stuff more. Obviously, those who’d be prickly about such a gesture aren’t the right people for your generosity — but the right people are out there. Even if you have to venture a little outside of your immediate social circle to find them, please try to do so. The holidays may be over, but generosity can and should be a yearlong value, don’t you think?

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sorry mom & dad By Justin Brown

Weekender Correspondent

The year of shits and giggles

2011 turned out to be a year of unexpected shenanigans for Justin.

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ear Mom and Dad, I really thought 2011 was going to be my year. Instead, it turned out to be the year of shits and giggles! However, as Marilyn Monroe once said: “It’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.” My year kickstarted with a trip to Los Angeles. Rather than paying on my defaulted student loans so I could go back to school, I decided to fly across the country to present Michael Lohan with a “Father of the Year” award. I later learned if you want to be mentioned on Perez Hilton’s gossip blog, all you have to do is listen to a Lohan’s life story as they smoke an entire carton of Marlboro Reds. With such a high start to the new year, I was deeply discouraged when I couldn’t find a job anywhere. I spent the next five months depressed, sitting on my ass all day watching daytime talk shows, and gained 40 pounds! Then, after watching an episode of “Dr. Phil,” I realized I needed to take control of my life and tracked down Mark Ballas to help me petition to compete in a local version of “Dancing with the Stars.” My tenacity paid off as I competed in the dance event all summer long and personally raised

thousands of dollars to keep the arts alive in my community. Not to mention, I also lost 20 pounds in the process. With my local celebrity status at an all-time high, I decided to strike while the iron was hot and recorded a cover of Rebecca Black’s “Friday” at a studio in a preacher/tackle shop owner’s basement, which debuted at Club Evolution inside The Woodlands. The song never played anywhere else again. After a failed attempt at becoming a pop star, I was busier than ever. I started working two jobs: One as a bartender, another waiting tables at a steak joint. Formerly on an ABC reality show, I went from prime time to prime rib! On top of that, I started producing my own weekly TV segment on WBRE’s “PA Live” and ended the year directing a charity Christmas show. Looking ahead to 2012, should old acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind? Should old acquaintance be forgot, and auld lang syne? Hell no! Reflect on the year you’ve lived, and as Albert Einstein said: “Learn from yesterday, live for today, and hope for tomorrow.” Happy New Year, Justin W

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NEW!! Full size adult ATV. Strong 4 stroke motor. CVT fully automatic transmission with reverse. Electric start. Front & rear luggage racks. Long travel suspension. Disc brakes. Dual stage head lights. Perfect for hunters & trail riders alike. BRAND NEW & READY TO RIDE. $1,695 takes it away. 386-334-7448 Wilkes-Barre

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HONDA`09 REKON

TRX 250CC/Electric shift. Like New. REDUCED $3,650. (570) 814-2554

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DODGE `00 STRATUS

Running condition. Inspected. $1,000. (570) 706-1186

DODGE `95 DAKOTA

2WD V6. Regular Cab/6Ft. 5 speed. 113,000 miles. Runs like a champ. Needs some work. $1,400. 570-814-1255

BMW `07 328xi

Black with black interior. Heated seats. Back up & navigation systems. New tires & brakes. Sunroof. Garage kept. Many extras! 46,000 Miles. Asking $20,500. 570-825-8888 or 626-297-0155 Call Anytime!

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BMW `99 M3with Convertible

Hard Top. AM/FM. 6 disc CD. 117 K miles. Stage 2 Dinan suspension. Cross drilled rotors. Cold air intake. All maintenance records available. $11,500 OBO. 570-466-2630

CHRYSLER `04 SEBRING LXI CONVERTIBLE

Low miles - 54,000. V6. FWD. Leather interior. Great shape. A/C. CD. All power. $7,200. Negotiable (570) 760-1005

DODGE `02 STRATUS SE PLUS 100,000 miles, auto-

matic, front wheel drive, 4 door, antilock brakes, air conditioning, power locks, power windows, power mirrors, power seats, all power, cruise control, CD player, keyless entry, rear defroster, new 2.7 engine.timing set, water pump, oil pump, $2,999. (570) 604-5277

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BUICK `05 LACROSSE A GREAT DEAL... Metallic Gray. Heated leather seats. Traction control, 6 way power front seats, remote start. Rear park assist. New tires. 41,400 miles. $11,000 570-696-2148

CADILLAC `05 SRX All wheel drive,

traction control, 3.6 L V-6, power sunroof, autostick, leather interior, auto car starter, factory installed 6 CD disc changer, all power, memory seat. 39,000 miles. $21,000 570-453-2771

CHEVROLET `04 CORVETTE COUPE Torch red with

black and red interior. 9,700 miles, auto, HUD, removable glass roof, polished wheels, memory package, Bose stereo and twilight lighting, factory body moldings, traction control, ABS, Garage kept - Like New. $25,900 (570) 609-5282

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EAGLE `95 TALON

Only 97,000 Miles. Full custom body kit, dark green metallic with gray interior. Dual exhaust, 4 coil over adjustable struts. All new brakes, air intake kit, strut brakes, custom seats, custom white gauges, 2 pillar gauges, new stereo, alarm, custom side view mirrors. 4 cylinder automatic, runs excellent. $8,500. Call 570-876-1355 or 570-504-8540 (evenings)

FORD `07 MUSTANG CONVERTIBLE

34K. V6. 17” wheels. Shaker. 6 disc. Satellite. Mileage computer. New winter tires. Power seat/leather. $16,750. (570) 474-0943

FORD 02 MUSTANG

GTRedCONVERTIBLE with black top. 6,500 miles. One Owner. Excellent Condition. $17,500 570-760-5833

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700 Sans Souci Highway WE SELL FOR LESS!! ‘10 Dodge Caravan SXT 32K. Silver-Black. Power slides. Factory warranty. $17,499 ‘09 Jeep Libery Limited Power sunroof. Only 18K. Factory Warranty. $19,899 ‘09 DODGE CALIBER SXT 2.0 Automatic, 24k Factory Warranty! $12,099 ‘08 CHEVY IMPALA LS Only 18K! One Owner - Estate Sale. Factory Warranty. $13,799 ‘08 SUBARU Special Edition 42k, 5 speed, AWD. Factory warranty. $13,299 ‘08 CHEVY SILVERADO 1500 4x4, Regular Cab, 63K, Factory Warranty $13,299 ‘08 CHEVY IMPALA LS 4 door, only 37K! 5 Yr. 100K factory warranty $11,699 ‘08 CHEVY IMPALA LS 60k. Factory warranty. $9,699 ‘05 BUICK CENTURY Only 48K. $5,699 ‘05 HONDA CRV EX One owner, just traded, 65K. $12,899 ‘05 Suzuki Verona LX Auto. 64K. Factory warranty. $5,399 ‘01 LINCOLN TOWN CAR Executive 74K $5,799 ‘99 J EEP G RAND C HEROKEE Limited. 74K. Estate Sale. $5,999 TITLE TAGS FULL NOTARY SERVICE 6 M ONTH WARRANTY

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HONDA `07 ACCORD

V6 EXL. 77K miles. 1 owner with maintenance records. Slate blue with leather interior. Sunroof. Asking $12,500. Call 570-239-2556

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HONDA `09 CIVIC LX-S

Excellent condition inside & out. Garage kept. Regularly serviced by dealer, records available. Option include alloy wheels, decklid spoiler, sport seats, interior accent lighting (blue), Nose mask and custom cut floor mats. Dark grey with black interior. 56K highway miles. REDUCED! $13,300. Call 570-709-4695

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JAGUAR 94 XJS CONVERTIBLE

Mint Condition Magnolia red, with palomino beige leather interior. This car rates a 10 in & out. 4 new tires and services. Florida car. $13,300. 570-885-1512

VOLKSWAGEN 00 BEETLE

2.0 automatic, air 67k miles $6400. 570-466-0999

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LEXUS `98 LS 400

Excellent condition, garage kept, 1 owner. Must see. Low mileage, 90K. Leather interior. All power. GPS navigation, moon roof, cd changer. Loaded. $9,000 or best offer. 570-706-6156

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58K miles. 4 cylinder, 6 speed manual. Great condition. All power. A/C. Cruise. Reduced $9,800. Call 570-333-4379

VOLKSWAGEN `04 Beetle - Convertible

GREAT ON GAS! Blue. AM/FM cassette. Air. Automatic. Power roof, windows, locks & doors. Boot cover for top. 22k. Excellent condition. Garage kept. Newly Reduced $14,000 570-479-7664 Leave Message

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CHEVY 30 HOTROD COUPE $49,000

FORD 76 THUNDERBIRD All original $12,000

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3 on the tree with fluid drive. This All American Classic Icon runs like a top at 55MPH. Kin to Chrysler, Dodge, Plymouth, Imperial Desoto, built in the American Midwest, after WWII, in a plant that once produced B29 Bombers. In it’s original antiquity condition, with original shop & parts manuals, she’s beautifully detailed and ready for auction in Sin City. Spent her entire life in Arizona and New Mexico, never saw a day of rain or rust. Only $19,995. To test drive, by appointment only, Contact Tony at 570-899-2121 or penntech84th@ gmail.com

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STATION WAGON V8, automatic, 8 passenger, 3rd seat, good condition, 2nd owner. REDUCED TO $6,500. 570-579-3517 570-455-6589

FORD SALEEN 04 281 SC Coupe

1,000 miles documented #380 Highly collectable. $28,500 570-472-1854

MAZDA `88 RX-7 CONVERTIBLE

1 owner, garage kept, 65k original miles, black with grey leather interior, all original & never seen snow. $7,995. Call 570-237-5119

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MERCURY `79 ZEPHYR

6 cylinder automatic. 52k original miles. Florida car. $1500. 570-899-1896

OLDSMOBILE `68 DELMONT

Must Sell! Appraised for $9,200 • All original

45,000 miles • 350 Rocket engine • Fender skirts • Always garaged Will sell for $6,000 Serious inquires only 570690-0727

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Commercial Trucks & Equipment

CHEVY 08 3500 HD DUMP TRUCK 2WD, automatic.

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96 HONDA American Classic

Edition. 1100 cc. 1 owner, under 20,000 miles. Yellow and white, extra chrome, VNH exhaust, bags, lights, MC jack, battery tender, helmets. Asking $3500 570-288-7618

BMW 2010 K1300S

Only 460 miles! Has all bells & whistles. Heated grips, 12 volt outlet, traction control, ride adjustment on the fly. Black with lite gray and red trim. comes with BMW cover, battery tender, black blue tooth helmet with FM stereo and black leather riding gloves (like new). paid $20,500. Sell for

$15,000 FIRM. Call 570-262-0914 Leave message.

DAELIM 20064,700 150 CCs.

miles. 70 MPG. New battery & tires. $1,500; negotiable. Call 570-288-1246 or 570-328-6897

HARLEY 2011 HERITAGE SOFTTAIL

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HARLEY DAVIDSON `03

TRAVEL TRAILER 33 ft Rear queen master

100th Anniversary Edition Deuce. Garage kept. 1 owner. 1900 miles. Tons of chrome. $38,000 invested. A must see. Asking $18,000. OBO 570-706-6156

Kawasaki` 93 ZX11D NINJA LIKE NEW 8900 Original

HARLEY DAVIDSON 03 Dyna Wide Glide

Excellent condition garage kept! Golden Anniversary - silver/black. New Tires. Extras. 19,000 miles. Must Sell! $10,000. 570-639-2539

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HARLEY DAVIDSON 80 Soft riding FLH.

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CHEROKEE 10

Travel trailer. 39 ft., 4 slide outs, 3 bedrooms, 2 bath rooms, microwave, awning, tinted windows, Brand new. Have no pets or smokers. Much more!!!!! $33,000 (cell) 682-888-2880

FLAGSTAFF `08 CLASSIC NOW BACK IN PA.

King of the Highway! Mint original antique show winner. Factory spot lights, wide white tires, biggest Harley built. Only 28,000 original miles! Never needs inspection, permanent registration. $7,995 OBO 570-905-9348

Super Lite Fifth Wheel. LCD/DVD flat screen TV, fireplace, heated mattress, ceiling fan, Hide-a-Bed sofa, outside speakers & grill, 2 sliders, aluminum wheels, , awning, microwave oven, tinted safety glass windows, fridge & many accessories & options. Excellent condition, $22,500. 570-868-6986

HYOSUNG `04 COMET

250. 157 Miles. Excellent Condition. $1,200. Call 570-256-7760

KAWASAKI 05

Black. 1,800 miles. ABS brakes. Security System Package. $16,000 firm. SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY 570-704-6023

NINJA 500R. 3300 miles. Orange. Garage kept. His & hers helmets. Must sell. $2400 570-760-3599 570-825-3711

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SUNLINE SOLARIS `91

25’ travel trailer A/C. Bunk beds. New fridge & hot water heater. Excellent condition. $3,900. 570-466-4995

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bedroom, Walk thru bathroom. Center kitchen + dinette bed. Front extra large living room + sofa bed. Big View windows. Air, awning, sleeps 6, very clean, will deliver. Located in Benton, Pa. $4,900. 215-694-7497

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BUICK `05 RENDEZVOUS BARGAIN!!

AWD, Fully loaded, 1 owner, 22,000 miles. Small 6 cylinder. New inspection. Like new, inside & out. $13,000. (570) 540-0975

HONDA `10 ODYSSEY

Special Edition. Maroon, Fully loaded. Leather seats. TV/DVD, navigation, sun roof plus many other extras. 3rd seat . Only 1,900 Miles. Brand New. Asking $37,000 (570) 328-0850

JEEP `02 GRAND CHEROKEE LAREDO

cab. Fully loaded. Low miles. Extra set of tires & rims. Leather interior. $32,000. (570) 357-1383

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CHEVROLET `07 EQUINOX AWD LT Maroon with gray

interior. Remote start, cruise, AC, tilt wheel, power windows & locks, AM/FM/CD. New inspection. New tires, brakes and routers. Well maintained car. Will provide CarFax & maintenance records. $9,500 (570) 332-6728

CHEVY 99 BLAZER

Sport utility, 4 door, four wheel drive, ABS, new inspection. $4200. 570-709-1467

DODGE `00 CARGO VAN 1500

Triple black, economical 6 cylinder. 4x4 select drive. CD, remote door opener, power windows & locks, cruise, tilt wheel. 108k highway miles. Garage kept. Super clean inside and out. No rust. Sale price $6,495. Scranton. Trade in’s accepted. 570-466-2771

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JEEP `03 LIBERTY

SPORT. Rare. 5 speed. 23 MPG. 102K highway miles. Silver with black interior. Immaculate condition, inside and out. Garage kept. No rust, maintenance records included. 4wd, all power. $6,900 or best offer, trades will be considered. Call 570-575-0518

JEEP `04 CHEROKEE 135,000 miles, automatic, four wheel drive, $6,500. (570) 237-6979

MITSUBISHI `11

OUTLANDER SPORT SE AWD, Black interi-

88,500 miles. V6. Automatic. Good Condition. $2,300 (570) 793-6955

THE 695CC ENGINE OF THE 700i IS THE ULTIMATE CALL OF THE WILD. REV IT UP, HIT THE TRAILS AND CHECK OUT THE SMOOTH RIDE-IN SUSPENSION, 11 INCHES OF GROUND CLEARANCE, ELECTRONIC POWER STEERING (GT AND LTD ONLY) AND THE ON-THE-FLY 2WD/4WD FEATURE. COME IN NOW OR VISIT ARCTICCAT.COM.

FORD `04 EXPLORER

Eddie Bauer Edition 59,000 miles, 4 door, 3 row seats, V6, all power options, moon roof, video screen $12,999. 570-690-3995 or 570-287-0031

TEAM EFFORT CYCLE, DIVISION OF FRED SCHULER INC 1280 SANS SOUCI PKY, HANOVER TWP PA 18706 570-825-4581

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CADILLAC `07 ESCALADE ESV Black with extended

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Only ride an ATV that is right for your age. Supervise riders younger than 16. Arctic Cat recommends that all riders take a training course, and that they read and understand their owner’s manual before operation. For safety or training information, see your dealer or call the ATV Safety Institute at (800) 887-2887. ©2011 Arctic Cat Sales Inc., ® ™ Trademarks of Arctic Cat Inc., Thief River Falls, MN 56701.

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1500 Cargo Van. AWD. V8 automatic. A/C. New brakes & tires. Very clean. $10,750. Call 570-474-6028

or/exterior, start/ stop engine with keyless entry, heated seats, 18” alloy wheels, many extra features. Only 4,800 miles. 10 year, 100,000 mile warranty. $23,500. Willing to negotiate. Serious inquires only - must sell, going to law school. (570) 793-6844

NISSAN `10 ROGUE SL AWD. Gray. Sunroof. Bose stereo system. Black, heated leather seats. Sunroof 6,800 miles. $24,000 (570) 696-2777

Trucks/ SUVs/Vans

SUZUKI4x4. `03 XL-7 85K. Auto.

Nice, clean interior. Runs good. New battery & brakes. All power. CD. $6,800 570-762-8034 570-696-5444

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VOLVO `08 XC90 Fully loaded, moon

roof, leather, heated seats, electric locks, excellent condition. New tires, new brakes and rotors. 52,000 miles highway $26,500/ best offer. 570-779-4325 570-417-2010 till 5

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Auto Parts

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Auto Services

$ WANTED JUNK $ VEHICLES LISPI TOWING All Junk Cars & Trucks Wanted Highest Prices Paid In CA$H

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Adecco has Various Shifts with Pay Rates up to $9.75/hour TEMP TO HIRE

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Please forward your resume and salary requirements to: iwanttowork@unitedoneresources.com

United One Resources, Inc. 270 North Sherman Street Wilkes-Barre, PA 18702 EOE M/F/D/V 533

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For Large Trucking Company We are looking for a hard working, loyal, dedicated individual to come join our team

570-574-1275 Collect cash, not dust! Clean out your basement, garage or attic and call the Classified department today at 570829-7130!

TITLE PROCESSOR United One Resources is seeking candidates for full-time Real Estate Title Processors. The successful candidates must be able to work in a fast pace environment, have excellent organizational, communication and customer service skills. Prior experience in title insurance, real estate, banking, or customer service is preferred. We offer a competitive salary and comprehensive benefit package.

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Distribution Clerks Wilkes-Barre

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Auto Parts

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Accounting/ Finance

BOOKKEEPER Part time for

accounting office. Knowledge of QuickBooks, and payroll preparation necessary. Send Resume to: 561 N. Main St. Suite 2, Pittston, PA 18640

TAXWANTED PREPARERS

Part time. Knowledge of individual - partnerships - corporation tax returns. Send Resume to: 561 N. Main St. Suite 2, Pittston, PA 18640

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INDUSTRIAL ELECTRICIAN I MAINTENANCE MECHANIC II Fabri-Kal Corporation, a major thermoforming plastics company is seeking motivated candidates for full time benefitted Industrial Electrician I and Maintenance Mechanic II. 12 hours shifts. HS/GED required. Vocational or trade school preferred. 3 years experience required. Availability for overtime required. Skills & knowledge must include: For Electrician Conduit, emt and ridged pipe; Equipment testing; AC/DC motors & drives; PLC systems. For Mechanic Troubleshooting, hydraulic/pneumatic, machine shop, plumbing, welding, rebuild mechanic devices, schematics, test equipment, basic electrical systems. Competitive wage and comprehensive benefits package: Health Insurance, Dental & Vision, Prescription, Disability, 401K, Tuition Reimbursement, Paid Leave and Holidays. Drug screening and background checks are conditions of employment.

Applications are accepted Monday-Friday 8AM-5PM; or forward resume to:

Fabri-Kal Corporation

EOE/All inquiries will be kept confidential.

Please send resume to: Careeropportunity17701@gmail.com

Come join the growing Marcellus Shale Industry We are looking for a hard working, loyal, dedicated individual to come join our team. Immediate opening for Hydraulic Crane Mechanic to work at a growing crane company in Williamsport, PA.

Minimum (5) years experience Must be willing to relocate to the Williamsport area Company Service truck will be provided Must be willing to work on call and overtime when needed Class A or B a must Top pay and excellent benefits EOE/All inquiries will be kept confidential.

Please send resume to: Careeropportunity17701@gmail.com

DIESEL MECHANIC

Full Time 2nd or 3rd Shift Position Available. Weekend Rotation Required Requirements: Electronic Engine Diagnostics & Repair CDL Class A License PA Inspection License Class 7 Own Hand Tools Experience in Refrigeration & A/C Full Benefit Package

CDL CLASS A TRACTOR-TRAILER DRIVERS FULL-TIME POSITION CDL Class A License Required Must meet all D.O.T. requirements Must have a safe driving record

Minimum Experience 1Year or 40,000-50,000 miles

Full Benefit Package

Apply @ Schneider-Valley Farms Dairy 1860 East Third Street, Williamsport, PA or Call 570-326-2021 ext 102 Monday-Friday 9:00am to 4:00pm E.O.E.

HVAC CONTRACTOR Looking for an HVAC contractor to work with startup. Ideal candidate will have 5+ years experience. Geothermal a plus! For more information, contact 855EARTH-75 or email j.broscious@earth wellenergies.com

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DIETARY AIDE Part time

3pm-7:30 pm Apply at: Highland Manor Nursing Home 750 Schooley Ave. Exeter, PA. Monday-Friday 9am-5pm

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Production/ Operations

MANUFACTURING

KMS FAB LLC has immediate openings for the positions listed below. -Laser and Turret Operators -MIG and TIG Welders Please email your resume to: kbrunges@kmspa. com or fill out an application at KMS, FAB, LLC. 100 Parry St. Luzerne, PA. 18709 E.O.E.

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Other

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Business Opportunities

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Other

Immediate openings for part-time work in Dallas and Laflin Local manufacturing plant Up to 22.5 hours per week Flexible shifts and days Shifts pay $10.15/$10.40/$10.46 per hour Must be a minimum of 18 years of age

Employment applications can be obtained at:

Offset Paperback Mfrs., Inc. 2211 Memorial Hwy. Dallas, PA 18612

Antiques & Collectibles

CUCKOO CLOCK with bird-rabbit 13” $55. Wall clock needs little work $40. 570-735-1589 HESS trucks in boxes, $16.00 each. 10 HO Trains $50 for all. 570-735-1589 HOOSIER CABINET with pull out baking table. $850. 570-817-6479 SEWING MACHINE. (1) Singer Vintage factory with sewing table $50. OBO. (1) Singer touch & sewing machine with sewing table $25. $50. OBO. 570-824-7314

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Appliances

MICROWAVE. GE. Countertop, white. 1.4 cf, 1100 watts. Like new $40 570-474-6028

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Baby Items

BASSINET ivory & green 3 in 1 with musical mobile, excellent condition. $35. 570-899-5852

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Building Materials

SHOWER UNIT 32” standup $70. Panel box with breakers 100 amp $100. 570-687-3465

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Cemetery Plots/Lots

MEMORIAL SHRINE CEMETERY 6 Plots Available

May be Separated Rose Lawn Section $450 each 570-654-1596

MEMORIAL SHRINE LOTS FOR SALE

6 lots available at Memorial Shrine Cemetery. $2,400. Call 717-774-1520 SERIOUS INQUIRES ONLY

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(5) Years minimum experience Heavy Duty Truck Shop Experience a must Willing to work as needed Management skills are necessary Computer knowledge is necessary Must be able to prioritize and multi task Excellent Pay & benefits Class A CDL is a plus

Installation/ Maintenance/ Repair

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Furniture & Accessories

FURNISH FOR LESS

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Clothing

COAT

KENNETH COLE Beige, size 6, hardly worn. $75. 570-855-5385 WOMEN’S. Size 143 pair slacks & 2 skirts, $10. Large, 10 tops and 1 skirt, $20. Like new. 570-474-6028

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Computer Equipment & Software

APPLE MACBOOK with built in HD camera M#A1342 October - 2009, white, mint condition. Paid over $1,000. sell for $600. OBO. 570-457-6432 COMPUTER: Sony desktop computer $200. 687-3465 COMPUTERS (3) with monitor, mouse, keyboard $125. each. 1 Compaq computer with color printer & scanner $100. HP 2100 laser printer with network $35. HP 7330 inkjet photo smart printer $35. ATI All In Wonder 9000 pro video card, new with remote $30. Call 570-592-5636 or 570-592-5635

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Furniture & Accessories

BED: Single complete, nightstand, real wood! Excellent condition. $50. Antique victorian lamp, sacrifice $100. Wooden high chair $20. Kids wooden rocker antique $15. 570-740-1103 COUCH :FREE blue needs to go asap!! must pick up in Ashley. Call 829-3060!!

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CURIO CABINET corner, all oak, 6’ 4”hx26” round. 3 adjustable glass shelves, mirrored back,overhead light, storage cabinet below. Excellent condition. $150. 570-336-6958

* NELSON * * FURNITURE * * WAREHOUSE * Recliners from $299 Lift Chairs from $699 New and Used Living Room Dinettes, Bedroom 210 Division St Kingston Call 570-288-3607

752 Landscaping & Gardening LAWN SPREADER $10. Excellent condition. 899-5852

758 Miscellaneous

All Junk Cars & Trucks Wanted Highest Prices Paid In CA$H FREE PICKUP

570-574-1275 BOOKS. Hardcover and paperback. King, Grisham, etc. 2 boxes, $25 each 570-474-6028 FABRICS assorted $10. Moving, must sell 570-313-5213 FIREPLACE DOOR: Beautiful beveled glass fireplace door, antique brass finish, bi-fold bay style doors, 4” “easy grip” handles. List price $429., paid over $300., Asking $175.

FREE AD POLICY

The Times Leader will accept ads for used private party merchandise only for items totaling $1,000 or less. All items must be priced and state how many of each item. Your name address, email and phone number must be included. No ads for ticket sales accepted. Pet ads accepted if FREE ad must state FREE. One Submission per month per household. You may place your ad online at timesleader.com, or email to classifieds@ timesleader.com or fax to 570-831-7312 or mail to Classified Free Ads: 15 N. Main Street, WilkesBarre, PA. Sorry no phone calls. KNIVES Kitchen Worthy the premium collection 10 total including cleaver— $40. 570-489-2675 SNOW TIRES (2) Trazano, 175/65 R14 $25. each. Used once like new. 570-655-4680

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Personal Electronics

GARMIN NUVI 265T Works excellent. Includes: wall & car chargers, suction cup & dashboard mounts USB cable $60. 570-824-9831

776 Sporting Goods BOOTS Millennium 3 with binding & burton snow board boots, size 9. Excellent condition $199 Nike Mercurial’s soccer spikes size 10 paid $159 will sell $50. Great condition. 570-301-3484 or 570-631-6635. PING PONG TABLE $25. 570-817-6479

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Tools

SNOWBLOWER. 8 HP, heavy duty, Simplicity, electric start & light. Paid $1300 sell $550. Shovels 2 heavy duty scoop $7. each. 570-474-6028 WOODCHIRPER 8.5hp $325. Troybuilt snowthrower $225. 687-34650.

Too many baby toys? Pass them on, sell them with an ad! 570-829-7130

786 Toys & Games TRAINS, (3) Lionel, Brand New, Harry Potter, Polar Express & American Flier, $200/each. 570-239-4864

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VITO’S & GINO’S Wanted: Junk Cars & Trucks Highest Prices Paid!! FREE PICKUP

288-8995

Televisions/ Accessories

TV Olevia 20”, hardly used, silver, excellent condition $60. Not HD. 570-899-5852

Video Game Systems/Games

Wii FIT, (1) brand new in sealed box, duplicate gift. $60. 570-262-9483

796 Wanted to Buy Merchandise

PAYING TOP DOLLAR for Your Gold, Silver, Scrap Jewelry, Sterling Flatware, Diamonds, Old High School Rings, Foreign & American Paper Money & Coins. WE WILL BEAT PRICES! We Buy Tin and Iron Toys, Vintage Coke Machines, Vintage Brass, Cash Registers, Old Costume Jewelry, Slot Machines, Lionel Trains & Antique Firearms. IF YOU THINK IT’S OLD BRING IT IN, WE WILL GIVE YOU A PRICE. COME SEE US AT 134 RTE. 11, Larksville 570-855-7197 570-328-3428

906 Homes for Sale

796 Wanted to Buy Merchandise

800 PETS & ANIMALS 815

FALLS/MILL CITY

900 REAL ESTATE FOR SALE 906 Homes for Sale Having trouble paying your mortgage? Falling behind on your payments? You may get mail from people who promise to forestall your foreclosure for a fee in advance. Report them to the Federal Trade Commission, the nation’s consumer protection agency. Call 1-877FTC-HELP or click on ftc.gov. A message from The Times Leader and the FTC.

BACK MOUNTAIN Centermorland

Dogs

PAWS TO CONSIDER.... ENHANCE YOUR PET CLASSIFIED AD ONLINE Call 829-7130 Place your pet ad and provide us your email address

529 SR 292 E For sale by owner Move-in ready. Well maintained. 3 - 4 bedrooms. 1 ¾ bath. Appliances included. 2.87 acres with mountain view. For more info & photos go to: ForSaleByOwner.com Search featured homes in Tunkhannock. $275,000. For appointment, call: 570-333-4024

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This will create a seller account online and login information will be emailed to you from gadzoo.com “The World of Pets Unleashed” You can then use your account to enhance your online ad. Post up to 6 captioned photos of your pet Expand your text to include more information, include your contact information such as e-mail, address phone number and or website. DACHSHUND PUPPIES 2 males, 1 female. $200 each. Call 570-262-5313

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SHIH-TZU PUPPIES

Parents on premises Shots Current. $500 570-250-9690

OPEN HOUSE Sunday 12pm-5pm

362 Susquehanna Ave Completely remodeled, spectacular, 2 story Victorian home, with 3 bedrooms and 1.5 baths, new rear deck, full front porch, tiled baths and kitchen, granite countertops, all Cherry hardwood floors throughout, all new stainless steel appliances and lighting, new oil furnace, washer dryer in first floor bath. Great neighborhood, nice yard. $174,900 (30 year loan, $8,750 down, $887/month, 30 years @ 4.5%) 100% OWNER FINANCING AVAILABLE Call Bob at 570-654-1490

10 acres with gas lease. Out of flood zone. 3 bedrooms. 2 baths. Living room. Dining room. Family room. Kitchen. $130,000. 570-333-1456 Leave a Message

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PLAINS

KEYSTONE SECTION 9 Ridgewood Road

TOTAL BEAUTY 1 ACRE- PRIVACY Beautiful ranch 2

bedrooms, huge modern kitchen, big TV room and living room, 1 bath, attic for storage, washer, dryer & 2 air conditioners included. New Roof & Furnace Furnished or unfurnished. Low Taxes! Reduced $115,900 FINANCING AVAILABLE

906 Homes for Sale WEST WYOMING

HAPPY NEW YEAR! OPEN HOUSE Sunday 12pm-5pm

Completely remodeled home with everything new. New kitchen, baths, bedrooms, tile floors, hardwoods, granite countertops, all new stainless steel appliances, refrigerator, stove, microwave, dishwasher, free standing shower, tub for two, huge deck, large yard, excellent neighborhood $154,900 (30 year loan @ 4.5% with 5% down; $7,750 down, $785/month) 100% OWNER FINANCING AVAILABLE Call Bob at 570-654-1490

Apartments Available KINGSTON, 1 & 2 bedroom units PLAINS, large 2 bedroom with bonus room PLAINS, efficiency 1 bedroom WILKES-BARRE, 1/2 double with 4 bedrooms WILKES-BARRE, 2 bedroom duplex building All Include: Appliances, Carpeting, Maintenance. Lease, Credit Check & References Required.

570-899-3407 Tina Randazzo Property Mgr

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KINGSTON

SWOYERSVILLE

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52 Barber Street Beautifully remodeled 3 bedroom, 1 bath home in the heart of the town. With new carpets, paint, windows, doors and a modern kitchen and bath. Sale includes all appliances: refrigerator, stove, dishwasher, washer and dryer. Nice yard and superb neighborhood. Priced to sell at $89,900 or $433.00 per month (bank rate; 30 years, 4.25%, 20% down). Owner also willing to finance 100% of transaction with a qualified cosigner Call Bob at 570-654-1490

Apartments/ Unfurnished

438 Tripp St

570-885-1512

OPEN HOUSE Sunday 12pm-5pm

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Apartments/ Furnished

PITTSTON TWP.

Attractive weekly & monthly rates for single and double rooms and suites. Water, heat, cable & maid service included. AMERICA’S BEST VALUE INN 570-655-1234

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Apartments/ Unfurnished

HANOVER TOWNSHIP

Great location, 1 bedroom apartment in residential area, all utilities included. $600/month + security. 908-482-0335

796 Wanted to Buy Merchandise

139 W Dorrance St 2nd floor, 2 bedroom, living room, kitchen & bath. Heat and hot/cold water included. $650 + security. No pets. 570-899-4914 or 973-768-3801 KINGSTON MODERN!

PARKSIDE APARTMENTS on the park

between Market & Pierce Bridges. 1 Bedroom Available Now $555/mo + electric 2 Bedroom Available March $600 Mo + electric Washer/dryer Air, Dishwasher, Parking, Storage. We allow pets! Call Jeff at 570-822-8577

NANTICOKE

603 Hanover St 2nd floor, 1 bedroom. No pets. $500 + security, utilities & lease. Photos available. Call 570-542-5330

796 Wanted to Buy Merchandise

570-735-1487

WYOMING

WE PAY THE MOST IN CASH

BUYING 11am to 6pm

Brick home for sale. 2 Car Garage. For more info, call 570-856-1045

39 Prospect St • Nanticoke

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PITTSTON

2nd floor, 2 bedrooms, 1 bathroom, refrigerator & stove provided, washer/ dryer hookup, pets negotiable. $545/ month, water and sewer paid, security and lease required. Call 570-237-6277

WILKES-BARRE

Mayflower Crossing Apartments 570.822.3968 2, 3 & 4 Bedrooms - Light & bright open floor plans - All major appliances included - Pets welcome* - Close to everything - 24 hour emergency maintenance - Short term leases available

Call TODAY For AVAILABILITY!!

Apartments/ Unfurnished

WILKES-BARRE HEIGHTS

57 Carbon Lane 1 bedroom, 2nd floor. Wall to wall carpet, eat in kitchen with appliances, off street parking, rear porch. $395 + utilities & security. 570-814-1356

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Half Doubles

PLYMOUTH

Take your pick. 2 houses for rent. One $625 + utilities. Other $650 + utilities. Water and sewer included & all appliances included. Fenced back yard. One month security up front, no partial payment. Section 8 OK. Call Steve at 570-592-5764

Line up a place to live WILKES-BARRE/NORTH in classified! by General Hospital

3 bedroom apartment. All renovated. 1,200 sf. Parking space. $730/month + utilities. Call Agnes 347-495-4566

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Commercial Properties

DOLPHIN PLAZA

Rte. 315 1,200 - 2,000 SF Office / Retail Call 570-829-1206

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WEST PITTSTON

MAINTENANCE FREE! 2 bedroom. Off street parking. No smoking. $550 + utilities, security & last month. 570-885-4206

WILKES-BARRE

176 Charles St TOWNHOUSE STYLE, 2 bedroom, 1.5 bath, Not Section 8 approved. $550/ month + utilities. References & security required. Available now! 570-301-2785

953 Houses for Rent

www.mayflower crossing.com Certain Restrictions Apply*

WILKES-BARRE

151 W. River St. NEAR WILKES 1st floor. 2 bedrooms, carpet. Appliances included. Sewer & trash paid. Tenant pays gas, water & electric. Pet friendly. Security deposit & 1st months rent required. $600. 570-969-9268

WILKES-BARRE

155 W. River St. 1 bedroom, some utilities & appliances included, hardwood floors, Pet friendly. $600/month. Call 570-969-9268

WILKES-BARRE

264 Academy St 1.5 bedrooms, newly renovated building. Washer & dryer available. $600/per month includes heat, hot water and parking. 646-712-1286 570-328-9896 570-855-4744

WILKES-BARRE

EAST END. Clean, 1st floor, 2 bedroom apartment. Heat & water included. $600/month (570) 606-5350

WILKES-BARRE SOUTH SECURE BUILDINGS 1 & 2 bedroom

750 & 1750 square feet and NEW SPACE 3,500 square feet OFFICE/RETAIL 570-829-1206

950

Half Doubles

KINGSTON

3 bedrooms, 1.5 baths, new wall to wall carpeting, freshly painted, partial A/C, gas heat, large fenced in yard, walking distance to Kingston Corners. All appliances, off-street parking, no pets. $700/month, plus utilities, & 2 months security. Application & references. Call 570-639-4907

KINGSTON

Sprague Ave. Charming, Spacious 6 room, 2 bedroom duplex, includes 2nd and 3rd floor. Convenient to Wyoming Ave. Washer/dryer hook-up, basement storage, $550 / month + utilities, security & lease. NO PETS.570-793-6294

SWOYERSVILLE Completely remodeled Large 2 story, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, single family home including refrigerator, stove, dishwasher & disposal. Gas heat, nice yard, good neighborhood,. Off street parking. Shed. No pets. $995. month. 570-479-6722

WEST PITTSTON TOWNHOUSE

2 bedrooms, 1.5 baths, wall to wall carpeting, living/dining combo, refrigerator & stove, washer/dryer hookup, off-street parking, no pets. Front and back porches, full basement. $625/ per month + utilities & security deposit. Call 570-655-8928

WHITE HAVEN

Home for rent, new construction. 3 bedroom, 2 bath. Full basement. 1 acre lot. 5 minutes from I-80 & Pa Turnpike. $1,250 + utilities. Call 609-929-1588

GET THE WORD OUT with a Classified Ad. 570-829-7130

959 Mobile Homes

DALLAS

room, 1 bath Ranch with appliances, washer/dryer, oil heat, large yard. No pets, no smoking. References. Criminal/credit check. $850/mo plus utilities and security. 570-379-3232 leave message

Small 1 1/2 bedroom trailer. Private fenced lot with shed. Appliances included. $500 month + 1 month security. Tenant pays electric & gas. Available immediately. No pets. 570-477-5747

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Apartments/ Unfurnished

IN THE HEART OF WILKES-BARRE

Immediate Occupancy!!

Efficiencies available @30% of income

MARTIN D. POPKY APARTMENTS

61 E. Northampton St. Wilkes-Barre, PA 18701 Affordable Senior Apartments Income Eligibility Required Utilities Included! Low cable rates; New appliances; Laundry on site; Activities! Curbside Public Transportation

Please call 570-825-8594 D/TTY 800-654-5984

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Rooms

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PLAINS

Roommate Wanted

WILKES-BARRE

To share 3 bedroom apartment. All utilities included. $300/month 570-212-8332

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1000 SERVICE DIRECTORY 1039

Chimney Service

A-1 1 ABLE CHIMNEY Rebuild & Repair Chimneys. All types of Masonry. Liners Installed, Brick & Block, Roofs & Gutters. Licensed & Insured 570-735-2257

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Rooms starting at Daily $39.99 + tax Weekly $169.99 + tax WiFi HBO Available Upon Request: Microwave & Refrigerator

(570) 823-8027

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A.S.A.P Hauling Estate Cleanouts, Attics, Cellars, Garages, we’re cheaper than dumpsters!. Free Estimates, Same Day! 570-822-4582

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Painting & Wallpaper

M. PARALIS PAINTING Int/ Ext. painting, Power washing. Professional work at affordable rates. Free estimates. 570-288-0733

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Snow Removal

SNOW

PLOWING Rooms

PLACE YOUR OWN CLASSIFIED AD ONLINE!

Hauling & Trucking

Commercial Industrial

Residential

Bear Creek Township

3 bedroom, fresh paint, new hardwood/tile/carpet, gas heat, new bath. Includes stove and fridge. $695/month plus utilities, security deposit and references Call Scott 570-714-2431 Ext. 137

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