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I still can’t believe I talked to Bill Cosby, though that may be due to the fact that my head has been in a fog for weeks. He is a man who needs no introduction, so I won’t go on and on about this man’s storied career. He’s overcome adversity and triumphed against all odds using the most universal language next to love – comedy. Making people laugh isn’t always easy, but Mr. Cosby makes it appear so. When I talked to him last week from his hotel in Hawaii, one would assume that he was on vacation, relaxing on the beach and sipping margaritas, but he was
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….is David Draiman of heavy metal group Disturbed up to? He’s playing with his new industrial band, Device, and the group will come to the Sherman Theater (524 Main St., Stroudsburg) May 7 at 8 p.m. Tickets go on sale April 5 at noon and are $20 in advance, $22 at the door. Tickets are available at ticketmaster.com, all Ticketmaster outlets, at the Sherman Theater box office, or charge by phone at 800.745.3000.
When Photos by Jason Riedmiller Mykki Blanco’s edge is not for the faint of heart.
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Rapper Mykki Blanco makes the kind of hip-hop that frightens people. Like Black Power rappers KRS-1 and Chuck D, Blanco challenges the white establishment. Like violence-glorifying gangster rappers N.W.A. and 2Pac, Blanco may be considered a bad influence. This is, however, the new millennium, and hip-hop is the new mainstream. Hip-hop is Top 40 and big business. The typical white American teen tends be a hip-hop fan and most likely inherited the genre from their parents’ CD collection. So what is it about Mykki Blanco that frightens people in 2013? There were no pronoun typos in this paragraph: Blanco’s gender identity provokes people of all ethnicities. Drag and gender identity are among the last surviving taboos in American pop culture, and performance artist
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….will the local ladies be fortunate enough to watch Adam Levine strut his tattooed self on stage right in front of their eyes? It was just announced that Maroon 5 and Kelly Clarkson will hit the stage at Toyota Pavilion at Montage Mountain on Sept. 1 as part of the 2013 Honda Civic Tour presented by American Honda Motor Co. For the Montage show, artist Rozzi Crane will also lend musical talent. Tickets to see the Grammy Award-winning artists go on sale April 6 at 10 a.m. and will be available at the Toyota Pavilion Box Office, ticketmaster.com, Ticket Master outlets, or by phone at 800.745.3000. “We are very excited to team up with the Honda Civic Tour,” Levine said in a press release. “Kelly, PJ, Rozzi and Tony are all such unique and amazing artists. I’m really looking forward to hitting the road with them. Each night will be a great night of music.”
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Michael David Quattlebaum, Jr. defies taboo as Mykki Blanco. The rapper brought his edgy rhymes about sex and alternative lifestyles to Wilkes-Barre on Friday, March 29. Downtown Arts, the former First United Methodist Church, was an ironic setting for Blanco’s NEPA debut. EDM DJs started the evening as the enthusiastic and seemingly chemically-enhanced scene kids filled up the small venue. Many came to see the first solo performance of former Tiger’s Jaw singer Adam McIlwee. And then there was… nothing. Mykki Blanco was nowhere to be found, unless, of course, you had a smart phone and Twitter account. As the hour approached midnight, Blanco was still getting ready in the hotel room and posting glam shots of herself to Instagram. At 12:30 a.m., the nervous tension of Blanco’s absence was beginning to dissipate and a few of the college-aged kids began to filter out before the bars closed. Just when it seemed she would be a no-show, the fog machine kicked on. The room filled with an eerie green light and raveheavy beats. Mykki took the stage dressed in a hoody and skirt combo, adorned with anime characters. The small but lively crowd soaked up the kind of rage only a transgendered rapper could spit. Mykki Blanco expressed her mélange of angst and joy with rap. S/he is the American dream/ nightmare, and that is how you frighten people with hip-hop in 2013.
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We have been pretty busy at Camp Title Fight for over the past couple of months. We started off the year touring right away, and as this is being published, we are flying home from the last show of a threeweek stint, which ended in Japan. Aside from playing, we have been very busy keeping up with some other projects that were announced over the last two weeks. Firstly, I’m finally able to talk about the mystery show that I alluded to in my last article. Title Fight will be playing on June 14 at the Underwood Skatepark in Taylor with Merchandise, Milk Music, and Destruction Unit. I think this is one of the coolest, most interesting tours of the year, so I’m very happy to announce its stop in Northeast Penn. I used my own advice and didn’t stop looking for a venue, and fortunately, it finally panned out in my favor. Merchandise, from Tampa, Fla., put out my possibly favorite record of last year called “Children of Desire.” They play a synth-laced form of pop which is also loaded with feedback, but it doesn’t hide their amazing musicianship. Milk Music of Olympia, Wash., put a modern twist on the classic sound from their area. They released a record entitled “Beyond Living” in 2010 and are just now following it up with “Cruise Your Illusion,” released via Fat Possum (and vinyl released by the band themselves) on April 2. Destruction Unit play a very riff-heavy rock sound and round out the tour package, adding even more diversity. This is also Title Fight’s first show
“Mindfire,” the snarling power/ thrash amalgam that helped break Weekender Correspondent Beyond Fallen further internationally, is still held in high regard by Beyond Fallen was a fire-breathfans as well as the band. Reviews ing metal machine for a while. for the record, like “it constantly atUpon the Northeast Penn. metal tracts you and kicks you in the nuts band’s formation in 2003, the guys by releasing anger and fury at the hit the world metal community same time,” were no idle wordplay. hard with an iron-fisted work ethic “When we wrote and recorded as heavy as their music, eventually the album, we worked hard,” began resulting in career milestones like Karavis, “and really, by the end of securing a record deal with Dutch the sessions, we didn’t know how label Melissa Records and supportit was going to go over. I’m really ing slots at festivals like Germany’s proud of it and happy with how it Headbangers Open Air and Ohio’s came out.” Warriors of Metal. Currently split from the one-alThe band, which entered into bum deal they had with Melissa Rea self-imposed hiatus a few years cords, the band is undaunted. While ago, is back to celebrate its tenth Karavis says they are still optioning anniversary on April 6 with a show record labels, they don’t necessarily at Diane’s Deli in Pittston. Acneed one to push their music. cording to band members, Beyond “The way things are now in Fallen is recharged and ready to music, artists may not even need a melt faces again. label, so we are going to keep going “We never broke up or called it with or without a label,” Karavis quits,” explained vocalist Joe Kara- stated. “Everyone is simply trying vis. “Some of the members had to do what they can to keep creatother obligations and things outside ing and putting music out there – it of music happening. As of the first is expensive to do it right.” of the year, everyone was available, Regardless of the record label focused, and ready to go, and the situation, fans of Beyond Fallen pieces simply fell into place.” can count on the band’s live show Guitarist Steve Jasuilewicz delivering the goods. The band’s echoes that sentiment. “Joe got in members recall some of their live touch with me and we had a few high water marks, notched by discussions about Beyond Fallen,” shows in Germany with bands from he said. “We knew we left too all over the globe, as well as gigs much on the table to just walk closer to home opening for estabaway. I was already playing in lished metal acts. another project with Butch (Frable, “Playing in Germany was Beyond Fallen co-lead guitarist) fantastic; the fans there are second when I approached him about play- to none,” remembered Steve ing again. A few phone calls later Jasuilewicz. “We hope to have the and everyone was ready to go.” opportunity to go back in the near Beyond Fallen is seemingly pick- future.” Karavis’ experience was ing up right where it left off. The similar. “It was one hell of a party,” band’s last studio album, 2007’s he said. “When you are on stage in “Mindfire,” arguably the band’s front of a huge crowd in another defining statement, was its third recountry and they are singing along, lease, and first on Melissa Records it’s a great feeling.” – that album garnering acclaim Jasuilewicz notes that a show from metal fans and publications opening for thrash legends Overkill in Belgium, France, Greece, and at Allentown’s Crocodile Rock beyond. Karavis notes that the band Café in 2006 was one his most has new material they’ve worked memorable stateside gigs. “The on since, which he’s optimistic will crowd was huge and really getting see the light of day soon, “hopeinto our music. You can’t beat the fully this year.” feeling of a big crowd going nuts for your music. We’ve been well-received by fans of those larger bands.” Joe Karavis says that Courtesy Photo while the The metal group Beyond Fallen is back and atmosphere picking up right where it left off. locally for
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around home since our record release last October, so it should be a fun show on all accounts. Secondly, in the last two weeks, we were relieved to finally be able to talk about our split with Touché Amoré set to be released on Record Store Day 2013 (Don’t worry, I will discuss RSD in the next article). Touché recorded their side of the split over a year ago, and we recorded ours only a couple months later when we were tracking “Floral Green” but have kept it a secret ever since. Somehow, some information leaked out through the Internet and slowly everything came out, which lead to a proper announcement last week. The record will be released by the brand new label Sea Legs, which is headed by our great California-by-way-of-New England friend Merrick Jarmulowicz, who also books both Touché and us. This has been over a year in the making at this point, so we are happy that we don’t have to keep it a secret anymore. Also, last but not least, there is a show happening on April 7. I mentioned it before, but to make sure no one forgets, I have made sure to mention it again. Hostage Calm will be playing in Nanticoke with Turnover and The World Is a Beautiful Place and I Am No Longer Afraid to Die. This is Hostage Calm’s first time back to W-B since releasing their latest LP on Run For Cover Records, “Please Remain Calm.” Scranton’s Shorthand will also be playing the show.
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heavy bands is less stifling these days, with bands like The Curse of Sorrow finding club success, there is still a ways to go. “It’s nice to see people in bands I’ve known for years still out there doing it,” Karavis admitted. “I’ve got many friends that are in bands locally, not only metal.” He speaks of metal, still being the true “outlaw genre,” and that’s one thing that won’t change. “There’s such a great diverse scene of players around here that play their own music, but it’s always been an uphill battle gaining acceptance locally for these artists.” Karavis, a veteran of local heavy music pioneers like Anger Reign, recalls a time in NEPA when metal was truly dangerous. “We (Anger Reign) were banned from a few local venues due to the moshing, which bar owners here had never seen before,” he recalled. “Those were some good times.” While Anger Reign are viewed as local heavy music pioneers, Karavis is forward-thinking, championing his current work in Beyond Fallen as a true engine of creation. “Metal is such a diverse genre, with sub-genres and so on,” explained Karavis. “It’s an exciting style of music that affords limitless creativity and plenty of room to experiment.” With new drummer John Jesuele in tow, for whom the Diane’s Deli show will be his first with the band, Beyond Fallen looks forward to a great night. “It will be great to be out there again playing live,” Karavis said. “The band has been working hard, and we put together a killer set for everyone.” When it comes down to the music, Beyond Fallen may have classic metal overtones, but it’s essential to the band to have a contemporary feel. “It’s important to us to write music that is timeless,” Karavis said. “I want people to be able to listen back to our stuff 20 years from now and still really enjoy it. It’s 10 years after we wrote our first songs. We are here still playing them live, and people still like hearing those songs.” For more info on the band, visit beyonfallenmetal.com.
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album reviews ‘Comedown’ a letdown There are quite a few moments when listening to the new Strokes album when you’re left wondering whether the band will ever recapture the wild and joyous delight of songs like “Last Nite” and “The Modern Age.” Those were tunes that Strokes’ fans fell in love with when the band released their classic debut record “Is This It” in 2001. The band continued to please fans and with follow-up records. Tracks like “12:51” and “Reptilla” proved they could evolve their sound without straying too far from the original sound everyone fell in love with. They were able to keep fans interested and give them something fresh. “Comedown Machine,” The
Strokes’ fifth album, sounds unlike anything written before it. For starters, singer Julian Casablancas took a more dynamic approach, moving from soothing and metallic to dancy and groovy. Musically, the sound is more diverse. “Comedown Machine” is very preoccupied with a ‘70s and ‘80s vibe. One of the album’s best tracks, “Welcome to Japan,” hardly sounds anything like the Strokes of the past as they get all moochy, toe-tapping, and hip-swaying. As the 11-track record progresses, it’s almost as if Casablancas wrote a solo album with the rest of the members backing him. He shows his passion for ‘80s new wave, and it seems as the rest of the band was dragged in with no
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choice. “One Way Trigger,” although another dance/new wave tune, is solid for what it is and may be the standout on the record. “All the Time” should sound more familiar to Stroke fans and is the most obvious single. A little over ten years ago, The Strokes were credited for “saving rock and roll” with their guitar driven sound. Now, in 2013, the band is more driven by fashion and playing vintage synthesizers. Strokes fans of old will not be pleased, and fans of new wave/ dance will be able to point out much better songs in the genre than those comprised on this record. The band is at a crossroads, and it will be interesting to see where they go from here, but this record is definitely a surprising effort that no one, maybe not even The Strokes, expected. -Matt Morgis, Weekender Correspondent
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frustrated, angry-with-society vibes as their first album, but just as many of their original fans have grown up a little since then – they have to. The lyrical content still wants to make you scream lines like, “Head on the wall / Tell me why I feel so small,” but it also contains a more mature tone, questioning life rather than simply yelling and expecting results. Five songs in, “Right Here” is the climax of the depression the album exhibits and the line, “All I really want is to stay right here right now / There’s so much more to talk about,” creates a transition into the rest of the album, deconstructing the issues presented in the first half. The most powerful, haunting line in the album, “Swear all the pain’s done / No trace or tremor here / Or The Story So Far am I still numb? / Have I been this whole ‘What You Don’t See’ year?” comes along in “The Glass” and shows the underlying confusion and uncertainty that will not wane easily. The rest of Rating W W W V the album finishes off strong with catchy riffs and strong instrumental punches, concluding with the realization and identification of the personal faults of the lyricist rather than placing the blame on others. Although the impact of “What You Don’t See” may not be as powerful and distinct as “Under Soil and Dirt,” the two albums together create a very pure context for the band After an incredible first release with as a whole. They stuck with their raw but “Under Soil and Dirt,” several successful well-produced instrumental sound and laid tours with pop punk powerhouses such as their conflicted emotions out on the table for The Wonder Years and Man Overboard, and a pop punk lovers who find themselves leaning recent appearance on the cover of Alternative more towards punk to dig into and fill up. Press, The Story So Far had a lot to live up to on their sophomore album. -Erika Firestone, Weekender Fans were nervously crossing their fingers Correspondent an“What You Don’t See” gives off the same W
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“G.I. Joe: Retaliation” has nothing in common with 2009’s “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra,” an energy drink commercial with explosions and late 1990s special effects. There is even a closing song by the Black Eyed Peas – the lit wick on a perfect bomb. Jon M. Chu’s sequel passes on the high-tech, cartoonish weaponry and the caffeinated action scenes that obliterated the senses and dulled the intellect. Knowing, apparently, is half the battle, especially when creating a solid action movie. The “let’s pretend the first film didn’t happen” attitude starts immediately. Say goodbye to Dennis Quaid and Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s “Am I getting
paid in cash?” line readings, Sienna Miller’s manufactured sexiness, and Marlon Wayans’ deadly interpretation of comic relief. Channing Tatum is the only star remaining from the first movie. His Duke now leads G.I. Joe, though not for long. The super soldiers are ambushed after successfully retrieving a warhead in Pakistan. The U.S. government says it was retribution for the Joes going rouge. But they were following orders. Something is up. The evil Cobra – the terrorist group, not the health insurance goons – has secretly infiltrated the White House, so G.I. Joe is history. A few patriots remain, including Roadblock (Dwayne Johnson) and Snake Eyes (Ray Park). Their plan to save the world from nuclear disaster involves mounds of casualties, Bruce Willis, and Adrianne
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like Super Balls. Chu (who honed his chops on the “Step Up 2” and “Step Up 3D”) realizes that it’s OK to take a breath so audiences can follow the excitement. “G.I. Joe: Retaliation” has its share of issues, namely a few useless characters (like Palicki’s, whose sole purpose is to satisfy the “Maxim” crowd) and subplots that serve as padding. What sticks out about “G.I. Joe: Retaliation” is that it entertains us without insulting us. It is an indulgence you don’t instantly regret. -Read more of Pete’s cinematic musings at whatpeteswatching. blogspot.com or follow him on Twitter, @PeteCroatto.
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Palicki in a lap dancer’s idea of workout gear. Plot isn’t why you watch “G.I. Joe: Retaliation.” It’s for stars and stunts – and possibly sex. That’s why having Johnson and Willis this time around is crucial. No one roots for the FX crew to save the day and these stars have time-tested, likable personalities. Johnson is Schwarzenegger with charisma; Willis has been delivering humor-infused bluster since “Die Hard 2” was announced. They, along with Tatum (who is polishing his self-effacing routine to a high gleam), put a face on the action. And even the mediocre actors here, such as Palicki and D.J. Cotrona, are light years better than the irritants and time-wasters in “Rise of Cobra.” Their presence contributed to that movie’s almost clinical feel. The effort extends to the action scenes. One featuring Jaye (Palicki) getting close to the President (Jonathan Pryce) has beatthe-clock pacing that was missing in the original, which favored an eat-from-the-trough approach of visceral onslaught. Snake Eyes and his accomplice (Elodie Yung) escape goons while zip-lining across the face of a mountain. The slow-motion highlights the gymnastics of Park and the countless, anonymous red-clad ninjas who bounce around the crevices
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Farley carves own path with ‘Squaring Circles’ By Rich Howells Weekender Editor
When Tim Farley released his first record as “Farley” in 2011, he felt like he was still finding his footing as a solo artist. As he prepares to release his sophomore album, “Squaring Circles,” he sounds much more confident in his work. “‘Squaring the circle’ is the term given to doing the impossible, or trying to do something that’s never been done before or that is seemingly impossible. So I modified it to ‘Squaring Circles’ because I think that’s basically what we’re all doing nowadays in one way or another. All of us are trying to do the impossible, whether it’s finding a job in the economy or trying to send our kids to school or trying to get from point A to point B or keeping your relationship alive,” Farley explained. “Within each of these songs, there could be found an example of struggle or loss or trying to write a wrong or trying to come to terms with something, all of which are squaring circles in their own right.” This is not to say that the first CD, “A Good Problem to Have,” wasn’t well-received. It reached No. 1 on the regional Gallery of Sound charts in its second week of sales, and the single “Hindsight” is currently in the finals of the AAA category of the International Songwriting Competition. Farley was also selected as one
of 32 emerging artists in Sony’s Sound and Image Showcase. This may be because it was the product of a lifetime of experience. “My dad was a singer in a band, and they practiced in my basement when I was like five. And I fell in love with the drums at that point, so then by the time I turned eight, my parents bought me my first drum kit and I started taking drum lessons. I started my first band when I was 12; I was playing drums and singing, and then at 13, we got a drummer and I moved out to vocals, and then I taught myself how to play guitar and keyboards, and the rest is kind of history,” he recalled. With his father encouraging him to be a singer and his mother getting him into professional theater from the age of nine, Farley was already fronting his own band, Crooked Halo, as a teenager and later studied sound audio engineering. He made his biggest splash locally as the singer for alternative rock group Pan.a.ce.a, but as the popular band began to dissipate after nine years, he took some songs that didn’t work for them and formed his current project. “Music is just as necessary to me as breathing. I don’t know who I would be without it, so there was no option of walking away,” Farley emphasized. “If I wasn’t actively performing and writing records, that kind of thing, I could do any number of things with that – write songs for other people or just write songs for me to have.
I’m also trying to get more active in producing other bands and helping them out in the studio, and then I’m doing a lot more composing for film and commercials and television.” The transition from hard to indie rock was simpler than one might think, as the 32-year-old said he is a fan of all musical genres and wasn’t trying to reinvent himself as a songwriter. “I, quite frankly, try to bring as many different influences into my writing as I can. Now I’m not going to go out and try to be a rapper; that’s not who I am. However, a lot of times there might be like some kind of rap song I’m listening to and I’m like, ‘That beat is just fantastic,’ or, ‘That production is really great. How did they do that?’ and sort of pick apart different types of music and different styles so I can understand it a little bit better. Be a student of music first, and then you can create.” Friend, producer, and co-writer Bret Alexander, who worked with Farley on Pan.a.ce.a’s records, has played an instrumental role in Tim’s solo career, helping him record and master both Farley albums, the latest funded by a Kickstarter launched last spring. “The last one was a little more guitar, bass, and drums, and this one has got a lot more pop production value in it,” Alexander described. “I just find his songwriting really unique. It’s kind of like this big rock pop record; there’re really not a lot of those around. In this area, you
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see a lot of people that are in the jam band camp or they’re in the metal camp, and so there’re not as many all-points-inbetween bands. I haven’t made too many records like the Farley record. “It’s a breath of fresh air, and I’m really excited to see what happens when it gets out there in the world.” “We’re on the same f——-g page, and I think the music definitely, definitely shows that,” Farley added. “It’s coherent, it’s cohesive, it’s f———g rock. It sounds great – I never would have gotten there without him. And I wouldn’t be who I am today as a songwriter and as a person without him.” “Squaring Circles’” six tracks continue to expand upon Farley’s personal and introspective songwriting, such as “Don’t Go,” which he started writing while touring in Ireland and thinking about his supportive wife back home in Danville. “The whole premise of that song is having to be away from my wife because there’s also times where I’m at home and she has to go away. She was just in Texas for an entire month,” he shared. “You kind of know that throughout life, people take their own way. People take their own road, even if it’s a child or someone that’s been very, very close to you, but they’re still walking their own path. That song is basically about, ‘Who am I if you’re not here?’ but also understanding that we can’t always be together.” “12 O’clock” is another relatable tune that is topical as well. “I’ve been thinking a lot about the fact that we have been at war for the longest period in time in American history and how a lot of people that I know, a lot of friends of mine, have been doing multiple tours… There’s thousands who
are just away from their families,” Farley said. “It’s sort of a longing to return when life was easier, maybe like when a soldier and his or her spouse first met. When they were young, things were kind of exciting and not so difficult… Some of these people have been away from their kids for so long that they’re all grown up when they get home. You’re missing all that time. You’re missing all that life, and for what?” Farley will be joined live by drummer Matt Jaffin, who also played bass and drums on “Squaring Circles,” Jim Reynolds of The Push on guitar, and Mike Krebs of Kinsey on bass at TwentyFiveEight Studios, where he recorded his latest video for “Eyes Wide Open,” for an all-ages CD release party on Saturday, April 6 before it hits local Gallery of Sound stores on Tuesday, April 9. His future goals include winning a Grammy and an Oscar and touring the world as a working musician, but for now, his mission remains simple. “I hope (people) listen to the record and it was worth their while. That’s basically it. That’s enough for me… I’m not trying to change the world. I’m not trying to save anybody; I’m not even trying to save myself,” he insisted. “I just want people to enjoy it… and maybe tell a friend.”
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Shins, Sharpe heat up Arizona stage “What a beautiful night!” cried James Mercer, gazing across the site of the 10th Annual McDowell Mountain Music Festival. The frontman for Grammy-nominated indie icons and Friday (March 22) night headliners, The Shins, shared in the awe of the locale. For the past decade, bands have flocked to Arizona’s arts oasis. The MMMF, which donates 100 percent of its income, is run as a nonprofit organization produced and operated by Wespac Construction. Since its establishment, the festival has raised over $500,000 for family-based charities in Arizona. 2013 donations benefit Phoenix Children’s Hospital, Ear Candy Music Charity, and family shelter service provider UMOM. According to Phoenix Children’s Hospital’s Patricia Barney, the festival’s philanthropy resonates in the community long beyond the weekend’s festivities: “The people at Wespac have been great to work with. Last year they raised $43,000 for Phoenix Children’s Hospital.” And that was just one-third of the charitable donation. “You know that their heart’s in the right place,” Barney smiled, “That’s why they put this on.” Wespac Project Manager Chris Hundelt explained that the festival began on a much smaller scale as “more of a company party that grew as people were willing to donate.” On its 10th anniversary, the festival boasted a sensational array of vendors – including Deschutes craft brewery – and an incredible lineup playing the stunning site just off of downtown Phoenix’s cultural hub, Roosevelt Row, during March’s perfect tourism weather. Still taking in the scene, Mercer continued, “I don’t think I’ve ever been here when it was this gorgeous.” The Shins played an engaging 18-song set, pulling from each of their four LPs, with emphasis on the most recent, “Port of Morrow,” starting with
the album’s feedback-rich opening track, “The Rifle’s Spiral.” Drummer Joe Plummer (Modest Mouse) thundered through 2001’s breakout hit “Caring is Creepy.” Mercer’s kite-like tenor soared over the allured crowd for single “Simple Song,” dipping low for a few emphatic line deliveries in time to the crowd’s clapping hands. The band bounced along to the “la-lala-las” of “Australia” and shook maracas and hips during “Bait and Switch.” Among others, the group played fan favorites “Phantom Limb,” “Saint Simon,” and “Kissing the Lipless.” They blazed through an up-tempo “So Says I,” omitting the title phrase but compensating with twice the rock. Richard Swift’s keys and Mark Watrous’s slide guitar carried the slow, western rendition of “Port of Morrow” ballad “September.” The album’s title track chimed with Nick Teeling’s glockenspiel, soulful vocals, stunning harmonies, delicate keys, and somber strings that buzzed into the beloved “New Slang.” The audience echoed Mercer’s celestial delivery, and a swelling interlude led to “Sleeping Lessons” off “Wincing the Night Away.” Mercer plucked into the 2008 hit, then casually slung the guitar over his shoulder for some hushed vocals. Like Chekhov’s gun trope, bells hung from the fingers of a statue atop the kick drum; Mercer’s mic picked them up as Strummer shook them downstage and the band erupted into a dreamy jam. Yuuki Matthews kicked off the encore with a bass-laden “No Way Down,” followed by the beautifully muted “Girl Sailor” and an elastic instrumental into a pedal-fed, haunting, “One by One All Day.” Three sensational acts warmed up the main stage. SoCal decimette Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros played an enchanting set, scattering crowd pleasers from their debut album, “Up From Below,” and their
more recent LP, “Here,” including “That’s What’s Up,” “I Don’t Wanna Pray,” and the chart-topping “Home.” During the latter, singers Alex “Edward Sharpe” Ebert and Jade Castrinos – who bellowed so loudly that she clapped her hand over her mouth, giggling – playfully exchanged stories and opened the mic up to the crowd. The folk pop ensemble shared the love, wading into the audience and serenading swaying fans. Balkan Beat Box and Arizona’s favorite gypsy-tinged collective, Dry River Yacht Club, filled the afternoon with world music. BBB brought passionate political lyrics, reggae beats, and an array of Israeli instruments. Dry River Yacht Club – think Amanda Palmer meets The Decemberists at a poetry reading – stomped, plucked, strummed, and warbled their way across the stage. The band’s nine performers each played somewhere between the homegrown vaudeville of NEPA’s And the Moneynotes and the Brechtian theatre rock of Gogol Bordello; each member was a different gem glimmering under the same desert sun. The array of local, national, and international bands drew an eclectic crowd to the festival’s new downtown home. “This is my fourth year,” asserted Phoenix resident Jeff Watkins, formerly of Wilkes-Barre, “but it’s the first they’ve had it downtown.” Watkins was thrilled that the festival was moved from Scottsdale to the metropolis. “Downtown is booming,” he added, hoping that the festival, and its patrons, would continue to celebrate in music and philanthropy in downtown Phoenix.
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Look for part two of SixteenHundred’s coverage of the 2013 McDowell Mountain Music Festival in next week’s Weekender.
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Morgan gets personal By Rich Howells Weekender Editor
Kyle Morgan grew up singing in church, picking up a guitar when he was 12 and writing songs by 13. He was naturally drawn to folk music, but his biggest influence, by far, was Michael Piatt, a Tennessee blues singer known as “Rotten Belly Michael” in Rotten Belly Blues. “He writes really authentic blues. He plays a lot of slide guitar. He’s kind of a mentor in that blues tradition for me,” Morgan described. “That’s what really propelled me in that world.” It didn’t matter that Morgan was based in Harrisburg; in this day and age, country music is no longer confined to just the South. “It’s much less regional than it was before, recorded music in general. I can listen to the recordings of people in the South from the 1920s, so in a way, it transcends time and place,” he explained. “Its origins are in certain music, but I think it’s universal in the way that it reaches people anywhere in the country, or in the world, really. And also it has its roots in the British Isles and West Africa and all over the world, really, so like America, it’s a conglomeration of traditions.” Also a member of Cold Front, a pop garage rock band from Philadelphia, and traditional folk group Tumbling Bones from Portland, Maine, the now 24-year-old is carving his own personal niche with his solo work, which has produced an
experimental folk rock record called “Starcrossed Losers.” “It’s the kind of longing for the life I would like to live but am, as of yet, unable to attain. The songs kind of reach forward into the future towards the kind of person I’d like to be, anticipating it,” Morgan said of the 10 tracks on the album. “Some of the songs go back a number of years. This was the first one I was able to pick from about 80 songs I’ve composed… Half of them are new songs, half of them were older.” Many of those songs began with a single line and a melody that “sets the mood” for the rest of the tune, crafting a “very personal” record in the process. “I tend to write either external narrative songs about other people or things, but then I write personal songs, and I decided for this first (record) to choose songs that were taken, for the most part, from my life. It’s in a way typical love relationship (songs), but I think it goes beyond that… There are darker and lighter parts of the album, more feel-good songs and reflective, introspective songs,” Morgan noted. “I think it’s a good variety of things. If you’re a classic rock fan, you’ll find things that you can latch on to, but if you’re more of a mellow folk fan, you’ll find that, too.” The title, “Starcrossed Losers,” simply ties the subject matter of whole album together. “A lot of the songs are kind of examining past relationships and trying to wrestle with how they failed, trying to reconcile useful revelations of love and of
life and trying to come to terms with how they don’t work out quite that way, moving from an idealistic perspective to a realistic perspective,” he said. “Coming of age – growing up, you’d call it.” He began recording in May of 2012, getting as many of his musician friends involved as possible, giving it a live and improvisational vibe – another Rotten Belly influence, he admits. “A lot of it I kind of preorchestrated with horns and whatnot. I had specific parts I wanted, but then I had areas that I relegated to improvisation where I just let the musicians free to create on their own, and that really brought more life to just what my ideas would be,” he continued. “You may be sacrificing some of the perfection of it, like I have to sing and it’s hard to really sing the whole take perfectly, but what you gain is the honesty and authenticity of being right there in the moment and not sacrificing that for perfection. There’s a balance between that.” In between Cold Front and Tumbling Bones tours, Morgan will be showcasing the new record during several upcoming performances, most notably at a CD release party on Friday, April 5 at Sign of the Wagon (154 East Philadelphia St., York), where he’ll reunite with many of his friends who played on the recording, and during a performance with his band at the River Street Jazz Cafe (667 N. River St., Plains) on Saturday, April 6. “It’ll be great just to have all the friends who contributed to it all together in one place, and it’ll be kind of like a celebration in that way,” Morgan said of the York performance. “I didn’t want it to just be my project; I wanted to give it to other people and have them share it, and it’s as much their project as my own.”
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Kyle Morgan CD Release Party: April 5, 9:30 p.m., Sign of the Wagon (154 East Philadelphia St., York). $5-10. Kyle Morgan + Band opening for Suze: April 6, 10 p.m., River Street Jazz Cafe (667 N. River St., Plains). $5.
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‘Recalculating’ life “Fate makes us who we are / Just as we make it what it is / But the sadness overwhelms.” The above lines originate from the poem, “The Truth in Pudding” by Charles Bernstein, which can be found in his latest poetry collection “Recalculating.” The poem, much like the entirety of the work, reverberates and sticks like tar to skin. Instead of removing the mess, we let it set, becoming a part of us as we gracefully move from one introspection to the next. Bernstein first gained attention in 1975 with the publication of his first poetry collection, “Asylums.” In 2010 an anthology, “All the Whiskey in Heaven,” was published, which encompassed over 30 years of Bernstein’s work. An aspect of Bernstein’s life that also went public was the tragic loss of his daughter, Emma Bee Bernstein, in 2008. “Recalculating” is the first full-length collection since her death. The work, in a loving ode, begins with Emma’s words: “The road tells you what to do. Throw on some shades, pump up the radio, put your hands on the wheel. Retrace your route in reflection, but look only as far as the blur of passing yellow lines to see the present. Race your future to the finish line.” These words set the tone for the poetry that follows: a pursuit of brilliance and heart. Each of the poems stylistically varies, making it easy for readers to remain captivated. Though there exists a great heaviness to the compilation, readers can still laugh with pieces like “Poem Loading.” Interestingly enough, the front cover of Bernstein’s collection also holds special meaning. The oil-based painting, created by his wife, artist Susan Bee, was a piece of an overall May 2011 collection also entitled “Recalculating.” Bernstein’s titled piece “Recalculating,” which can be found
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towards the end, makes his collection fully circular by beginning and ending with thoughts regarding his beloved Emma: “I think of Emma climbing the icy rocks of our imagined world and taking a fatal misstep, one that in the past she could have easily managed, then tumbling, tumbling; in my mind she is yet still in free fall, but I know all too well she hit the ground hard.” As expected, the collection is not without sadness. However, Bernstein takes readers on a journey of introspection that not only deals with mourning, but also his personal transformation following immense tragedy. The difference between good and great poetry is its ability to make the reader feel. Some poets may be good, but Bernstein is perhaps one of the best contemporary poets alive. Bernstein, in all vulnerability, offers readers every emotion. In return, we complete the work, feeling ready for the race ahead.
Books released the week of April 8: • ‘My Way: An Autobiography’ by Paul Anka •‘The Art of BioShock Infinite’ by Ken Levine • ‘Don’t Go’ by Lisa Scottoline • ‘The Interestings: A Novel’ by Meg Wolitzer • ‘Secrets from the Past’ by Barbara Taylor Bradford
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BENEFITS/CHARITY EVENTS American Cancer Society Relay foR life events spRing CRaft faiR team fundRaiseR: apRil 6, 10 a.m.3 p.m., CRestwood HigH sCHool (281 s. mountain Blvd., mountain top). ameRiCan lung assoCiation aRena ClimB: apRil 6, RegistRation Begins at noon, ClimB staRts at 1 p.m., moHegan sun aRena, wilkes BaRRe. to RegisteR online visit www.lunginfo.oRg/aRenaClimB. figHt foR aiR walk: June 8, king’s College BetzleR fields, wilkes-BaRRe. foR moRe info visit www.lunginfo. oRg/wBwalk Blue Chip Farms Animal Refuge (974 loCkville Rd., dallas, 570.333.5265, www.BCfanimalRefuge. oRg) • 1st AnnuAl Motorcycle run, “Hogs foR dogs:” may 12, staRt and ends at tHe getaway lounge, plymoutH. RegistRation 11 a.m. to noon, staRts 12:15, Rain oR sHine. $20, RideR; $10, passengeR. • DArt tournAMent: MAy 26, noon, muRpHy’s puB, swoyeRsville. $90 peR tHRee-peRson team. sign-ups fRom
10:30 to 11:45 a.m. foR moRe infoRmation ContaCt mdima72000@yaHoo. Com. • HAircut funDrAiser: MAy 19, 11 a.m.- 4 p.m., spoRts page (twin staCks CenteR, 1100 memoRial HigHway, dallas and 160 Boston ave., west pittston). Call foR an appointment at 570.675.2466 oR 570.654.6114. Breathe Deep NEPA (www.lungevity.Com) • “BreAtHe Deep & JAM out!” Benefit ConCeRt: apRil 12, 7 p.m.-1:30 a.m., RiveR stReet Jazz Cafe (667 n. RiveR st., plains townsHip). $8. featuRes musiC By BaCk mountain, Jennie gold, RiCH paRtington, got u CoveRed, paulsko, 20 lB Head and esta Coda. “Have a Heart for Autism: A Spectrum of Love” benefit show pResented By paRents loving CHildRen tHRougH autism foundation and JoHn and eRin CaBaRet pRoduCtions: apRil 6, 7 p.m., gRaCe episCopal CHuRCH (104 lauRel dRive sCRanton). autism awaReness and eduCation faiR Beginning at 5:30 p.m. tiCkets aRe $15 and Can Be puRCHased online at ouRCaBaRet.Com oR By pHone at 1.800.838.3006.
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raising four daughters and one son with his wife, Camille, who he married in 1964 and still checks in with at least three times a day during his travels. “Three times a day because I really very, very, very much love her and appreciate her,” Cosby emphasized. “Mrs. Cosby and I talk about this often, and she believes the most important thing is integrity, respect, honesty. Love is there, you can love, but love needs work many times. This is
why a child is behaving the way it’s behaving when, in fact, you used to be that.”
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decades since the final episode of his groundbreaking NBC hit “The Cosby Show” aired after eight successful seasons, but Cosby’s popularity has yet to peak as he continues to write best-sellers, his latest being “I Didn’t Ask to Be Born (But I’m Glad I Was),” and pack theaters, as he did four previous times at the F.M. Kirby Center for the Performing Arts, including twice in 2009. He makes his one-night-only return to the downtown Wilkes-Barre venue Friday, April 5. He remembers the area fondly, as Wilkes University made him “an honorary pharmacist” in 2004 during the school’s 57th Annual Spring Commencement, a title he says he wears proudly. “Every day! Every day!” he enthused. “Now I must warn you, I’m homeopathic.” This must have served him well, as Cosby continues to fly all over the country regularly and is booked through most of the year. Talking to The Weekender from
“STORYTELLING, UNLIKE A QUICK TWO LINES AND THEN THE LAUGH, IS MAKING A GREAT SOUP. YOU BUILD ON THINGS. YOU PREPARE IN A GOURMET STYLE OR YOU PREPARE IN A DINER STYLE...AND THEY’RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADD SALT OR HOT SAUCE; I DO THAT. BUT I PUT IN THE FLAVORS, THE HERBS.... SO THE LAUGHS COME WITHIN THE SOUP.” -BILL COSBY
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It has been over two decades since ‘The Cosby Show’ ended, but Bill Cosby hasn’t slowed down, finding new generations of fans through his best-selling books and live appearances.
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orn in Philadelphia and currently living in New England, William Henry Cosby Jr.’s clean, relatable humor not only comes from his unique perspective on life, but his love for his family,
what she believes – loves needs work, it needs a consistency to it, which is perpetuated by reinforcing the strengths: integrity, respect, honesty. You add that with love, it’s going to work.” A grandparent as well, Cosby notes that as his children grow older, they have moved from a “confused stun” when he brings them up in his act to an experienced understanding. “Our children who have children are no longer negative about what I’ve said. They’re more or less really looking for more information because they see the truth, but they see it with the children they’re raising,” he pointed out. “The statement or quote (is), ‘Experience is the best teacher,’ and then you have to follow it up with, ‘Well, if it is, I can only make so many mistakes parenting,’ mistakes in the fact that you will openly contest to people that you have no idea
Hawaii, he said that for the last 27 years, he flew in his own G4 to concerts, but when the plane became corrosive, he found a distinct advantage to traveling with his adoring public. “I went back with the normal people because I’m abnormal. 27 years is interesting because of what they didn’t have 27 years ago. I don’t recall cell phones and the ability to take your picture and the ability to send a picture to about 100 to 150 relatives and friends, and I noticed that within the past two months, this is kind of great,” he acknowledged. “If I have about 30 people as I’m sitting and waiting for the plane come up and take a picture with me – husband and wife, man by himself, woman by herself, high school kids, college kids, spring break people – and they send it to at least 100 people, that’s not bad, man. “It’s good publicity because there I am with a normal person, an abnormal person with a normal person, and we’re smiling, and they send it and they comment on it. This is almost as good as having my own photo show.”
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hen asked if he considers himself a comedian or a storyteller, Bill Cosby’s answer is simple and clear. “Yeah,” he responds dryly. “There is no ‘or.’” Indeed, there is no separation between the two for the 75-yearold funnyman, as evidenced by his memorable and awardwinning careers in both stand-up and television. Even when he is describing his routine before a performance, he can’t help but tell a story, which tends to lead into other stories. After getting off the plane two hours before show time, Cosby said he heads straight to the venue, autographs three albums in his dressing room and anything else for the promoter, closes the door, and begins going over his material, which he refers to as “Yeah, right.” “It’s called ‘Yeah, right’ because I’ve done this a number of times, but it’s never come out the way it was on paper… It keeps things very entertaining for me,” Cosby began in a phone interview with The Weekender last week. “The other night, I appeared in Florida. I was in Sebring and I started a story, and then I would go into another story within that story. And then I did another one within that story, and then I decided, ‘Look, I’ve got to have some closure in these things,’ so I stopped in the middle of the third thing that was piled on top of the second and the first, and I went back to the first thing, which the people were very happy with because they wanted to know what happened. “But then I cut that because I thought of something else and I made a run on that and finished it, and then I went back to the second story, which connected better to the ad-libs I was doing. Then I finished that up and I went back to the first one because I thought, ‘Order of the day is better,’ so I finished that and I went to the third one and I finished that up, and then I said to a person that I was pointing to, ‘What time is it?’ and sure enough, it was seven minutes before it would be an hour and a half.” And like any good raconteur, the author, actor, producer, musician, and activist was prepared with a metaphor to
explain his creative process. “Storytelling, unlike a quick two lines and then the laugh, is making a great soup. You build on things. You prepare in a gourmet style or you prepare in a diner style so that your customers taste, and they’re not allowed to add salt or hot sauce; I do that. But I put in the flavors, the herbs. The only thing I can’t do is the odor of something. So the laughs come within the soup,” Cosby said. “That is, in itself, one of the most wonderful things, and one of the most wonderful forms in art. For instance, if you go to a play, you see actors, and these actors transform themselves into the characters, so it’s an actor’s interpretation of something. “When you see them, you see them in their costumes, so the visual is there. When I perform as a storyteller, you will hear, you will see this person – that’s Bill Cosby – transform himself in the same clothes, same face. At one instant, he’s a father, and the next instant he’s a teenage boy, and the next instant he’s a father, then he’s a teenager, so that you are able to look and see that the magic of all of this even with your eyes and even with this man using almost the same voice, but not necessarily the same inflections and emotions. You get from this one person a performance so that these people may very well, with your assistance, (find) meaning to go along with it. “You may see yourself. You may see something…so when you hear what I’m doing, you might also respond… Here they are, people in their 80s, 40s, 20s…together understanding the story and going, ‘Oooooo.’ It’s wonderful.”
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AGENDA, FROM PAGE 27 570.333.4007) • New eNglaNd CoNtra daNCe: april 6, 7 p.m., ChurCh of Christ uNitiNg (776 market st., kiNgstoN). $9. Choral arts of luzerNe CouNty (www.ChoralartslC.org) • spriNg CoNCert/fifth seasoN CelebratioN: april 27, 7:30 p.m., first presbyteriaN ChurCh (97 s. fraNkliN st., wilkes-barre); april 28, 4 p.m., Christ lutheraN ChurCh (467 maiN st., CoNyNgham). $15, adults; $10, studeNts aNd seNiors. Choral Society of Northeast Pennsylvania • rummage sale: april 6, 8 a.m.-NooN, abiNgtoN height high sChool (222 Noble road, Clarks summit). • ChildreN aNd youth eNsembles midwiNter program: april 7, 3 p.m., st. luke’s episCopal ChurCh, sCraNtoN. $10, adults; 18 years aNd youNger, free; $2 disCouNt for seNiors, studeNts, laCkawaNNa library system Card holders, members of wVia, aNd members of the raymoNd hood room at the sCraNtoN Cultural CeNter. The Commonwealth Medical College (525 piNe st., sCraNtoN, 570.504.7000, theCommoNwealthmediCal.Com) • obesity symposium: april 6. registratioN begiNs 7:30 a.m. with speakers to follow at 8. Dietrich Theater (60 e. tioga street, tuNkhaNNoCk, 570.996.1500, www.dietriChtheater. Com). • spriNg 2013 film festiVal opeNiNg Night gala: april 5, 5:30 p.m. $35. • spriNg 2013 film festiVal: april 5-8. $9, eVeNiNg (after 6 p.m.); $8, matiNee. • philadelphia bus trip to the barNes: april 11, bus departs 7 a.m., returNs approximately 10 p.m. $135 • tom kNight puppet show: april 17, 1:30 p.m. • philadelphia bus trip to the barNes: april 11, departs 7 a.m. returNs 10 p.m. $135. kids Classes: • moVemeNt aNd storytelliNg for presChoolers: ages 4 aNd 5. series 2, april 3, 10, 17, 24, 10-10:45 a.m. iNtergeNeratioNal Classes: • QuiltiNg for eVeryoNe: “atlaNtiC star:” ages 13 aNd up. wedNesdays, through marCh 27, 6-7:30 p.m. $6 per Class, iNCludiNg materials. adult Classes: • kuNdaliNi yoga: ages 16 aNd up. 1011:30 a.m., series 3 april 27, may 4, 11, 18. $40, four Classes; $15, drop-iN. • eighth aNNual mothers day iNtertribal powwow: may 11, NooN-6 p.m., may 12, NooN-5 p.m., NoxeN fire Co. fouNds (stull road, NoxeN, wyomiNg CouNty). free. for more iNformatioN CoNtaCt Natalie “wisteria” at 570.947.2097 or Via email at wisteria18704@yahoo.Com. Everhart Museum (1901 mulberry st., sCraNtoN. 570.346.7186, geNeral.iNformatioN@ eVerhart-museum.org) • the greeN hour: absiNthe at the eVerhart: april 24, 7-9 p.m. • “bats iN my belfry, diNgbats iN
yours?:” may 1, 6-8 p.m., JaCk’s drafthouse • stoker oN stoker: may 15, 6-8 p.m. • steampuNk Jewelry: JuNe 5, 6-8 p.m. $25, museum members; $30, NoN-members. ages 16 aNd older. pre-registratioN reQuired. The Greater Scranton Chamber of Commerce (222 mulberry st., sCraNtoN) • ladies Night at the CouNtry Club: april 3, 5-8 p.m., gleN oak CouNtry Club (250 oakford road, Clarks summit) • deVelop key aCtioNs to Create more meaNiNgful CoNVersatioNs: april 10, 8 a.m. • leadership laCkawaNNa alumNi reuNioN: april 10, 5:30 p.m. • employmeNt expo: april 11, 11 a.m. hazletoN fuNfest • 80s throwbaCk prom, hazletoN fuNfest fuNdraiser: april 27, Capriotti’s palazzo, mCadoo. . tiCkets aVailable at fuNfest, 20 w. broad street, or at metallo’s formal wear, 310 w. broad street, hazletoN. iNformatioN CaN also be fouNd at www.fuNfestpa.org or by CalliNg 570.455.1509. Holistic Moms Network • “boostiNg ChildreN’s self esteem:” april 6, 10:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m., hoyt library (284 wyomiNg aVe., kiNgstoN). irem Clubhouse (64 ridgeway driVe, dallas) • health agiNg semiNar: miNdiNg the miNd: april 10, 2-3 p.m. Jim thorpe eVeNts: • baCh aNd haNdel Chorale easter CoNCert: april 6, 3 p.m., st. mark’s episCopal ChurCh (21 raCe st., Jim thorpe). $18, adults; $15, seNiors aNd studeNts; free, ChildreN 10 aNd uNder. Johnson College (3427 N. maiN aVe., sCraNtoN, 570.342.6404, JohNsoN.edu) • 21st aNNual golf tourNameNt: may 17, blue ridge trail golf Club, mouNtaiN top. iNfo: stephaNie orzalek, CoordiNator of iNstitutioNal adVaNCemeNt, 570.702.8908 or sorzalek@ JohNsoN.edu. King’s College (133 North riVer st., wilkes-barre, 570.208.5957 or kiNgs.edu) • CaNtores Christi regis spriNg CoNCert: april 19-20, 7:30 p.m. J. Carroll mCCormiCk Campus miNistry CeNter. free. iNfo: 570.208.6044. Lackawanna College (501 ViNe st., sCraNtoN, 1.877.346.3552, laCkawaNNa.edu) eNViroNmeNtal iNstitute (10 moffat dr., CoViNgtoN twp.) • oN exhibit: a walk through Natures glory: through april 19. • liVe NatiVe aNimals: april 3, 6:30-8 p.m. $5. • amphibiaN walk: april 17, 6-8 p.m. $5. pre-registratioN reQuired. • art iN Nature: Clay pot wreaths: april 20, 9 a.m.-NooN. $25. pre-registratioN reQuired. • art opeNiNg: three artists from elmhurst: april 26, 5-7 p.m. ruNs through JuNe 3. Lake-Lehman Last Knight 2013 Graduation Night Lock-in Vera bradley/CoaCh biNgo fuNd-
raiser: april 6, 1 p.m., doors at NooN. lake lehmaN high sChool (old route 115, lehmaN). $20, 20 games of biNgo. for adVaNCe tiCkets CoNtaCt amy, 570.239.0737. Mid-Atlantic Region of the American Music Therapy Association • aNNual CoNfereNCe: april 4-6, hiltoN sCraNtoN CoNfereNCe CeNter. to register aNd see program offeriNgs Visit www.mar-amta.org. Misericordia University (www.miseriCordia.edu, 570.674.6400; box offiCe, 674.6719, miseriCordia. edu) • adult learNer opeN house for expressway aCCelerated degree program: april 9, 4-7 p.m., room 405, buildiNg 4, lCCC (1333 s. prospeCt st., NaNtiCoke); april 10, 4-7 p.m., laCkawaNNa College boardroom (145 e. broad st., hazletoN); april 18, 4-6 p.m., laCkawaNNa College-hazletoN CeNter (145 e. broad st., hazletoN). • “importaNCe of keepiNg reCords for libraries aNd NatioNal arChiVes” preseNtatioN: april 16, 4:30 p.m., mary kiNtz beVeViNo library. • beyoNd harmoNy performaNCe:
Send your listings to WBWnews@ civitasmedia.com, 90 E. Market St., Wilkes-Barre, Pa., 18703, or fax to 570.831.7375. Deadline is Mondays at 2 p.m. Print listings occur up until three weeks from publication date. april 19, before the wilkes-barre/ sCraNtoN railriders game. • easterN peNNsylVaNia philosophiCal assoCiatioN meetiNg: april 20, registratioN 8:30 a.m., sessioN beiNgs at 9:30, huNtziNger room 218, saNdy aNd marleNe iNsalaCo hall. $25; $10, studeNts with a Valid id. • baCk mouNtaiN Chamber, busiNess & CommuNity expo aNd spriNg meetiNg of the baCk mouNtaiN historiCal assoCiatioN: april 17, expo 4-7 p.m., meetiNg 7-9 p.m. modified k9 • VoluNteer reCruitmeNt iNitiatiVe: april 6, 6:30 p.m., Valley dog (213 e. luzerNe aVe., larksVille). moNroe CouNty gardeN Club • meetiNg: april 10, 11:30 a.m.. moNroe CouNty CoNserVatioN distriCt eNViroNmeNtal eduCatioN CeNter (8050 ruNNiNg Valley rd., stroudsburg). free, members; $5, guests. mouNt aloysius College (7373 admiral peary highway, CressoN. 814.886.4131.) • bieNNial studeNts of iNterpretiNg CoNfereNCe: april 13-14. $50. mouNtaiN graNge No. 567 • moNthly fleamarket: seCoNd saturday of eaCh moNth. 9 a.m.-2 p.m., mouNtaiN graNge hall (1632 w. 8th st., CarVertoN). • aNNual spriNg luNCheoN aNd fuNdraiser: may 8, 11:30 a.m., shawNee iNN aNd golf resort (100 shawNee oN delaware lodge, shawNee). $28. Nepa philharmoNiC • “aNN hamptoN Callaway siNgs the streisaNd soNgbook:” april 12, 8
p.m., f.m. kirby CeNter (publiC sQuare, wilkes-barre) aNd april 13, 8 p.m., sCraNtoN Cultural CeNter. $29, adults; $15, studeNts. tiCkets are aVailable by CalliNg 570.270.4444. Nescopeck State Park (1137 hoNey hole rd., drums, 570.403.2006) • plaNt for CoNserVatioN: trees proteCt water Quality: april 17, 6-8 p.m. registratioN is reQuired by CalliNg 570.403.2006. • fishiNg taCkle loaNer day: april 20, 9 a.m.-NooN. kids uNder 16 CaN borrow a fishiNg pole for use at lake fraNCes iN the morNiNg. a pole aNd limited taCkle is supplied for free, but briNgiNg your owN bait is a must. aN adult with a driVer’s liCeNse is Needed to sigN out eQuipmeNt. • guided bird walk: april 21, 8-10 a.m. registratioN is reQuired by CalliNg 570.403.2006. • moVe it outside day guided hike: april 24, 6-7:30 p.m. registratioN is reQuired by CalliNg 570.403.2006. • spriNg iNto aCtioN park CleaNup: april 27, 9 a.m.-NooN. registratioN is reQuired by CalliNg 570.403.2006. Northern Tier Symphony Orchestra (570.289.1090, NortherNtiersymphoNy@yahoo.Com, NortherNtiersymphoNy.org) • performaNCes: april 6, 8 p.m., hoNesdale high sChool (459 terraCe st., hoNesdale); april 13, 8 p.m., tuNkhaNNoCk middle sChool (200 fraNkliN aVe., tuNkhaNNoCk). $8, adult iN adVaNCe; $4, studeNt iN adVaNCe; $9, adult at the door; $5, studeNt at the door. The Osterhout Free Library (71 s. fraNkliN st., wilkes-barre, www.osterhout.iNfo, 570.821.1959) • dowNtoN abbey CelebratioN: april 16, 6-8 p.m. • mark piazza, extremely meNtal: april 17, 7 p.m. • “for me, for you, for later” moNey workshop: april 25, 6-7 p.m. • how to start a NoN-profit” april 8, 12:15-12:45 p.m. • market researCh with bill CorCoraN: april 15, 12:15-12:45 p.m. • startiNg a busiNess: april 22, 12:1512:45 p.m. • 29th aNNual george ralstoN golf ClassiC hosted by the rotary Club of wilkes-barre: april 26, mill raCe golf Course, beNtoN. registratioN begiNs 11 a.m., shotguN start at NooN. $100 per persoN. to register, be a spoNsor, or doNate a prize, CoNtaCt Christopher kelly at 570.823.0156, ext. 218 or Ckelly@osterhout.lib.pa.us. Penn State Wilkes-Barre (rte. 115, lehmaN, 570.675.2171, wb.psu.edu) • spriNg film aNd disCussioN series – “the uNCoNQuerable humaN spirit: fiVe degrees of diVersity:” thursdays through april 18, 7 p.m., r/C wilkesbarre moVies 14 (24 e. NorthamptoN st., wilkes-barre) frieNds of salt spriNgs park (po box 541, moNtrose. 570.967.7275, iNfo@frieNdsofsaltspriNgspark.org.) • ChaiNsaw day: april 13, 9 a.m. preregister: 570.967.7275.
• trail CleaN up day: april 20, 11 a.m. pre-register: 570.967.7275. • CyCle & reCyCle - Celebrate earth day: april 21, 12:30-5 p.m. raiN date, april 28. • egg huNt: april 27, 1-4 p.m. Salvation Army • aNNual awards diNNer: may 16, 5:30 p.m., best westerN geNetti hotel aNd CoNVeNtioN CeNter (77 east market street, wilkes-barre). reserVatioNs by CoNtaCtiNg lieuteNaNt sharoN tressler at the salVatioN army at sharoN.tressler@use.salVatioNarmy. org or 570.824.8741. sCraNtoN Cultural CeNter (420 N. washiNgtoN aVe., sCraNtoN, 570.346.7369, sCraNtoNCulturalCeNter.org) • “the View” with a sCraNtoN attitude: april 5, 7 p.m., CoCktail hour at 6. $6. Sons of the American Legion Post 781 (ChurCh rd. mouNtaiN top, 570.474.2161, alpost781.org) • 5th aNNual flea market: may 5, 7 a.m.-5 p.m. $10 uNder CoVer with table or $5 iN yard, byot. registratioN by phoNe, 570.474.2161. The University of Scranton (800 liNdeN st., sCraNtoN, 570.941.7400, sCraNtoN.edu) • alumNi day of serViCe, CleaN-up of laCkawaNNa riVer heritage trail: april 13, 10 a.m. to VoluNteer Call 570.941.4263. • hill seCtioN street sweep aNd alumNi day of serViCe: april 14 1 p.m. to VoluNteer Call 570.941.4263. • performaNCe musiC preseNts “iN CoNCert” featuriNg the uNiVersity of sCraNtoN siNgers with the maNhattaN sChool of musiC brass orChestra: april 7, 7:30 p.m., houlihaN mCleaN CeNter. • “federal aNd iNterNatioNal guN CoNtrol: aN historiCal perspeCtiVe” leCture: april 8, 4:30 p.m., rose room, breNNaN hall. • browN bag luNCh: “eQual pay day” a publiC awareNess eVeNt to illustrate the gap betweeN meN’s aNd womeN’s wages: april 9, 11:45 a.m., mCdoNNell room, deNaples CeNter. Waverly Community House (1115 N. abiNgtoN rd., waVerly, waVerlyComm.org) • 21st aNNual house, gardeN aNd gift show: april 27, 10 a.m.-5 p.m.; april 28, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. • begiNNer’s italiaN: eight weeks begiNNiNg april 9, 7-8 p.m. wayNe CouNty builders assoCiatioN (www.wayNeCouNtybuilders.Com ) • home aNd gardeN festiVal: april 27, 9 a.m.-5 p.m.; april 28, 9 a.m.-4 p.m., ladore Camp retreat aNd CoNfereNCe CeNter (off owego turNpike, waymart). free to the publiC. • lego buildiNg CoNtest: april 27 at the wbCa home aNd gardeN festiVal, ladore lodge Camp retreat aNd CoNfereNCe CeNter (waymart). pre-registratioN reQuired, 40 spots aVailable, by april 1. (570.829.1341 for details/meetiNg ExPANDED LiSTiNGS AT THEWEEKENDER.COM. W
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rich Howells | Weekender Editor
Nick delorenzo | Special to the Weekender
MiiPC makes computing child’s play – and child safe Parents with small children face an interesting set of problems when it comes to technology: How do you allow your child the use of a computer without constantly worrying what he or she is getting into? Most children are perfectly capable of getting a computer connected to a Wi-Fi network, and parental controls built into existing PCs are either overly complex, too easy to bypass, or aren’t flexible enough to be practical. Almost as important: How do you allow that child to use devices that are sometimes fragile or cost hundreds or even thousands of dollars without worrying that it’s going to be broken? A startup company called “ZeroDesktop” aims to solve these problems with its $99 MiiPC. MiiPC is a mini-computer based on Google’s Android operating system and can be connected to either a computer monitor or a regular TV. It includes all of the basic functionality you’d expect from a computer – you can browse the web, create and edit files, watch movies, or play games. What’s different about MiiPC is that it’s been designed from the ground up to provide a safe computing environment for children. Each child has a separate account that she can log into, and controls can be set on a case-by-case basis for what websites, programs, and activities she can use, even down to what time she’s allowed to use the device. Parents have the ability to remotely monitor what’s going on with the MiiPC: whether or not the device is on, who’s using it, who recently used it, and what programs have
been used, via an Android or iPhone app or over the web. They also can remotely change permissions on the MiiPC to allow or remove access to programs or websites. Time limits can be set up for individual websites as well as apps, so if your child has been playing “Angry Birds” for the past four hours instead of doing homework, you can cut them off. MiiPC also has full access to the Google Play app store, so just about ANY Android app can be added to the MiiPC. The Android OS is a bit more tamper-proof than a typical PC environment, and because each child has his own account, the amount of trouble he can cause is limited. While there are a lot of other cheap Android-based devices, and relatively cheap PCs out there, I don’t think I’ve seen anything that integrates the “family-friendly” features offered by the MiiPC nearly as well. And frankly, the target audience could just as easily constitute adults and the elderly. I know a lot of people who would love to play “Angry Birds” on their TV, or who want their parents to surf the web, without having to fix their computer every time they download spyware. The MiiPC is powerful enough to handle either of those tasks without a problem. The MiiPC will cost $99 and should be available by September 2013. -Nick DeLorenzo is director of interactive and new media for The Times Leader. E-mail him at ndelorenzo@timesleader.com.
Photo by Jason Riedmiller This particular StorySlam tale was one to encourages others to be whoever they want to be, without hesitation.
ing random show tunes. It didn’t make sense then, and it doesn’t make sense now. I joined anyway and did many of these terrible “shows” until one time they were performing a song from “The Phantom of the Opera.” I thought this was the coolest thing in the world because I loved musicals (another reason why nobody liked me) and I thought the Phantom looked badass. He didn’t have any lines; all he had to do was come out while Christine was singing, do an evil laugh, drape his cape over his face, and leave the stage. It was very, very hard for me to talk to anyone, but I went right up to the music teacher and begged her for this part. She gave it to the richest, bestlooking kid in the class who was already a basketball star instead, a guy who could never understand the Phantom’s secret pain and inner torment like I could! For the first time in my life, I stood up for myself and quit Show Choir, but it didn’t make me feel any better. The only one I could really identify with in that school was this guy named John, who was the bus driver, the janitor, a music teacher, and the piano player for all the “shows.” Again, where was all that tuition money going that this one guy had to take on so much? Our nasty old principal was always so mean to him, so we got along great. The next year, he was our music teacher and was in charge of doing a live Nativity scene outside in the parking lot in December. This seemed like a really poor idea until he came up to me after class and asked me to play Joseph. I didn’t have any lines – it was just me, Mary, and a baby standing out in the freezing cold while someone narrated the story, but the fact that he asked me to play any part in anything meant so much to me. The most popular girl in school was playing Mary; she would not
look at me in my stupid spirit gum beard the entire time. Afterward, I walked up to her and mustered up the courage to say, “Nice job.” She went, “Humph!” and walked away from me. Thankfully, my parents let me choose where I wanted to go to high school, so of course I chose West Side because it was my chance to start over. No one knew me there, so I could be the person I always wanted to be. I immediately started taking theater classes and loved getting up in front of people and making them laugh every day. Granted, I still had to be a character to do that, but at least when I got offstage, I could be myself around my close friends. My senior year, I earned the lead role of Henry Higgins in “My Fair Lady.” I dived into this role – I talked with a British accent every day and read the play and watched the movie over and over. That first night, I went out there and I gave it my all – the show went great, we got a standing ovation, and everyone talked about it for weeks after. I felt like I had finally made it, like I was the person I was always striving to be, at least vicariously through this character. I went out the back door to greet people in the hallway afterward and there he was; John was just standing there, smiling. I hadn’t seen him in four or five years, but he knew exactly who I was, except now I could grow my own facial hair. He said, “Good job,” and of course I didn’t say, “Humph!” and walk away. I replied, “Thank you,” but I meant that in more ways than one. And I said it, without accent, in my own voice. -Rich Howells is a lifelong Marvel Comics collector, wannabe Jedi master, and cult film fan. E-mail him at rhowells@theweekender.com.
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The Scranton StorySlam, a unique storytelling competition introduced to our community last year by Madeline Zoë McNichols and her mother, Pamela McNichols, has been a breath of fresh air in an area where people often (unjustifiably) complain that there is nothing to do around here. It has been written about many times in this publication, including last week, so I won’t bore you with background details. Instead, I’d like to say that I felt honored and privileged to be asked to participate in the last StorySlam at Haggerty’s Pub (421 N. Main Ave., Scranton), where I had five minutes to relate my own story of growing up in West Side, and I wholeheartedly encourage you to attend the next event if you can. All my fellow storytellers were excellent, so while I did not win, I did get a lot of people recalling their Catholic school days (not fondly, I might add). Since my story is about a reserved little nerd and this column is about all things nerdy, I’d thought I’d share a shortened version of my true tale below and hopefully encourage others to be the dorks they want to be. Enjoy. Those who know me now probably don’t believe this, but I was once a really quiet kid. I never wanted to be, but when you go to private school, they don’t exactly encourage you to be yourself. I was picked on pretty badly at St. Patrick’s School, and I tried anything to get those kids to like me. I begged my parents to buy me an expensive pair of Nike sneakers so I could fit in; that didn’t work. I tried being the super nice guy to everyone, loaning out pencils like a supply shop, but that got me nowhere. Then I thought, “Maybe if I can entertain people and make them laugh, then they would like me.” Spoiler warning: it didn’t work, but I had a hell of a time trying. I would do impressions and make up voices and characters – anything to not have to be myself. I wanted to be in theater so badly. They always tell parents that your kids will get a much better education in private schools over the public system, but we had outdated books, clunky computers with green screens that could barely run “Oregon Trail,” and most importantly, no music, theater, or other art programs whatsoever. If you weren’t a sports star, apparently you didn’t matter. Where did all that tuition money go? What they did offer was “Show Choir,” which was basically a bunch of kids standing on bleachers sing-
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A new girl group is in town There hasn’t been a girl group to take over the United States since a void was left by the Pussycat Dolls and Danity Kane. UK quartet Little Mix is looking to change that. “I do find it really strange,” responded singer Jesy Nelson to the idea that there hasn’t been a popular girl band in the States since the aforementioned groups. “Yanno what, it’s time to change it up. Little Mix is here!” Nelson’s comment elicited laughter from her bandmates. The girls were in a great mood as they walked the red carpet at their performance with J-14 Magazine inside the Hard Rock Café in Times Square. Little Mix’s debut single “Wings” just cracked the Top 40 on the Billboard Pop Songs chart this month. “We just feel incredibly lucky,” said Perrie Edwards who, by the way, is romantically linked to One Direction’s Zayn Malik. “We didn’t know what the response was going to be like, and so far so good.” “Wings” will serve as the first single from the band’s album “DNA,” which will be released in the U.S. this May. The girls wouldn’t reveal if the American version would feature any new collaborations with artists from the States. Jade Thirlwall did divulge some advice received from the 1D fellas about making the media rounds across the pond. “We did obviously ask them and they just said, ‘The main thing is to be yourself and just be confident with everything, and believe in yourself,’” she recalled. “And we believe in us, so hopefully it all goes well.”
Little Mix won “The X-Factor” overseas back in 2011. The singers are signed to Simon Cowell’s SYCO Music and their music is distributed in the States by Columbia Records, which is also the U.S. home for One Direction and Olly Murs. BOYZ II MEN’S STOCKMAN CALLS ‘PACKAGE’ TOUR REACTION ‘CRAZY’ Shawn Stockman admits that when plans were finalized for “The Package” tour, he didn’t know what to expect. “Donnie (Wahlberg) and me had been talking about it for a long time, as far as putting it together,” Stockman told “The Ralphie Show” of the summer tour, which features the Philly singers along with New Kids on The Block and 98 Degrees. “Once it was released, I was nervous.” No one involved with the tour has any reason to be nervous now, unless they’re uncomfortable with big crowds. Dates sold out quickly, and second shows along with new venues were quickly added to an itinerary that has swelled to over 30 performances. “It’s exciting,” Stockman noted. “I really can’t wait. It’s something that we’ve been wanting to do for a long time.” “The Package” tour kicks off with three sold-out shows this May at Mohegan Sun Arena in Uncasville, CT.
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The 14th Annual Lackawanna Dress for Success fashion show and luncheon was held at the Lackawanna Radisson Hotel in downtown Scranton on March 20. This amazing organization has dressed an astonishing 5,000+ women for jobs and career interviews since 1999. The Lackawanna Dress for Success fashion show opened up with an emotional and inspiring speech from keynote speaker Lori Wolf, who was also a client of Dress for Success. She overcame some pretty intense health and family challenges and graciously shared her story with the help of Dress for Success. The show was emceed by Laurie Cadden of Laurie Cadden Enterprises, LLC, who told us a bit about the organization that provides suits for disadvantaged women returning or entering the workforce; it has dressed more than 650,000 women in more than 125 cities worldwide. Raffle tables lined the halls outside of the ballroom with more than 35 vendors for over 400 guests to purchase tickets for their chance to win some incredible prizes. After the initial speeches and greetings, the fashion show was underway with some spring trends from local stores like Hansel & Gretel, Pierre’s Boutique, Suburban Casuals, and White House Black Market. Presenting sponsors for this year’s fashion show were the evergenerous Pennstar Bank; Gertrude Hawk Chocolates; Suma & lezzi, Inc.; Knowles Associates; McGrail Merkel; Quinn & Associates P.C.; and Pennsylvania Power & Light. The beautiful models, who
ranged from school kids to the mayor’s wife, Donna Doherty, had their hair and makeup done by the pros at Alexander’s Salon and Spa. My “Best Dressed Guest” award goes to Scranton mayoral candidate Elizabeth Randol, who rocked a high waist hounds-tooth pencil skirt lightened up with a lavender scarf. Feeling inspired and want to donate to the Lackawanna branch of Dress for Success? They are always looking for all sizes, especially plus-sized suits or separates less than three years old; black, khaki or solid color pants; blouses and tops; gently worn shoes; handbags and jewelry; and office and storage supplies. Donations are accepted at their Scranton boutique (431 N. 7th Ave. Suite B) on Tuesdays from 9 a.m.-4 p.m.
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When talking with Jeff Boris, executive director of the First Friday Auction, during a short interview with The Weekender, it was clear just how much First Friday helps the arts of Scranton flourish. Each month, the Scranton community gathers together to display and celebrate the creativity of its artists. The First Friday Auction is held each year and collects donations to fund First Friday events year round. This year will be the fourth annual auction and will take place at the Scranton Cultural Center (420 N. Washington Ave., Scranton), a place that Boris feels is a great building to display the community’s art in. “Highlighting the artists and the Cultural Center makes it a unique event,” Boris said. “The building itself is very historic, so it’s nice to have the auction in there. We get all the people there for the auction, and all the different artists have their art there. It makes a nice impact and reflects nicely on what Scranton has to offer.” Each month, multiple venues, organizations, sponsors, donors, and artists get together to celebrate the unique diversity that Scranton has to offer. This celebration keeps a sense of unity within the city and shows the amount of pride that people have for their community. “Art is just a way to communicate ideas. Scranton itself is filled with ideas, and a lot of times, it’s hard to get those ideas out there,” Boris explained. “Art is a way to put ideas out there, especially if they are very tough ideas: ideas that can’t be
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First Friday Auction: April 12, 6 p.m., Scranton Cultural Center (420 N. Washington Ave., Scranton).
passed on in words.” This year’s First Friday Auction will take place on April 12 from 6-9 p.m. on the second floor of the Scranton Cultural Center. Over fifty local artists will be displaying and auctioning off their creations with most of the money collected going toward the First Friday fund. There will also be a silent auction with items donated by the community and sponsors of First Friday, as well as a wine pool and musical entertainment by the Coal Town Rounders. “We do have a lot of great sponsors, and I think the auction itself and First Friday help to highlight the way that the community supports Scranton,” added Boris. “It’s the community that comes out and puts their best foot forward, especially at the auction. The people are really into making Scranton worth it.” Between over 50 pieces of art, the silent auction, and the wine pool, Boris said there is something for everyone at this event, no matter what their age is. “At some point during the auction, you should walk away with something. If you walk away empty handed, I would be surprised. “First Friday itself, I think, helps as a way for the arts to become a little more visible in the area.” Additional information about First Friday Scranton and the art auction can be found at firstfridayscranton.com.
Courtesy Photos Allison LaRussa’s art will be featured at the First Friday event, with one sculpture utilizing broken cell phones.
O’Connor said. “A part of our mission is to be involved with community, and we’ve just been approached so many times to do a benefit. A lot of our organizations can be spotlighted through art, so it works really well in our location.” The night of revived art will feature artwork from five local artists, including a sculpture made out of broken cell phones by Allison LaRussa. Along with selling artwork, The Vintage will have a basket raffle to col-
Revived! Lost, Found, and Reinvented Objects of Art: April 5, 6 p.m., The Vintage Theater (326 Spruce St., Scranton). Donations accepted.
lect additional funds to donate to the LVC. “We usually get between 200 and 400 people in the door. A lot of times it’s new people, but we definitely have regulars that come in. It just helps to get new people in to see our space and see what we’re all about. It gets artists shown, and it gets the cafe business,” O’Connor added. In addition to hosting a night of revived art projects, The Vintage will be having a second fundraising night for the Lackawanna Valley Conservancy. On Saturday, March 30, they will be hosting a benefit concert featuring Ed Cuozzo of A Social State, Katie Kelly, and Ed Zaleski. The show will start at 8 p.m., and a donation of $5 will be taken at the door.
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First Friday is certainly not something that is new to The Vintage Theater. It is a night of displaying everything that the theater celebrates, including art and music. In the past, the Vintage has hosted everything from traditional painting shows to photography shows. “First Friday pretty much involves everything we do at The Vintage,” said owner Theresa O’Connor. “We’ll have a musician playing in the background. It brings what we do all month together in one day.” For this month’s First Friday, The Vintage has decided to host a night of recycled art projects. Five artists will be competing head-to-head to see who has come up with the best piece of collaborative art. The only challenge is that their artwork must consist of at least 75 percent recycled materials that would normally be discarded if they didn’t have any other use. The art will be displayed throughout the entire month of April. After being approached by the Lackawanna Valley Conservancy to do a fundraiser for the organization, The Vintage has decided to donate half of the proceeds collected from any recycled art that is sold to the LVC. In partnership with The Vintage, the Morning Glory Cafe has also decided to donate to the LVC. They will be giving 10 percent of their sales to the LVC throughout the month of April as long as people bring their own coffee cup to fill. “We actually do a lot of benefit shows working with nonprofit organizations in the area,”
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After a few nights on the town, the guy I was dating, Adam, had invited me over his place to watch movies. I have been in my fair share of bachelor pads, but this one should have come with a warning label. In addition to the house being a filthy mess, his fridge was completely empty except for a bottle of expired ranch dressing and some cheap beer. This should have been my red alert signal to bail, but my maternal instincts went into overdrive. I wanted to help. He drifted to sleep mid-movie, so I decided to surprise him. I went to the grocery store and bought a food order for the house. Then, being the Susie Homemaker that I am, I went back to his apartment and threw dinner in the oven. I straightened up the house while it was cooking. The aroma of dinner in the air woke him from his slumber. He devoured the food and said it was a nice change from the Ramen Noodles and hot sauce he was accustomed to eating. He picked up a pile of bills that were scattered about the table. As he turned, an ultrasound picture fell to the floor. I asked if he had a child because he had never brought this up before. He said, “No,” it was his cousin’s baby, and he quickly put it in a drawer. Adam started getting used to having someone mother him. One night, he called and said his friends took off and he needed a ride home. The week after that, he needed gas money. The week
after that, the house was filthy again and he asked if I could help clean up because his mom was coming over and wanted the place presentable. The next night, I realized I had left my phone at his house. I had met his mom a few times before, so I knew it wouldn’t be awkward if I stopped quickly to pick it up. I knocked on the door and a pregnant girl answered. I assumed it was his cousin; perhaps she was joining his mom for dinner? I was wrong. She asked who I was. I apologized for interrupting the evening. I told her I was Adam’s girlfriend and just needed to get my phone. Her eyes glared, and like a grizzly bear, she growled that she was also his girlfriend – his very pregnant girlfriend. Apparently, I had confirmed her suspicions of infidelity. The house was uncharacteristically clean and had food in it. She hoped this was a sign that he was making a lifestyle change and growing up because of his oncoming fatherhood, but she should have known better. Adam came strolling in from the other room and his face went pale when he saw us talking. I told him I would be picking up my phone and deleting him from it. I left and never looked back. I don’t know whatever happened with the baby’s mother. I hope for her sake that her maternal instincts are directed at the new baby and not Adam.
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New martial arts studio offers health, peace, and a new culture By Sara Pokorny
Weekender Staff Writer Martial arts are often portrayed through aggressive moves and insane-looking fights, a way to skillfully beat the other guy down. At Wudang Swordsmen Academy, all clichéd notions are cast aside, as the teachings of the brand new Wilkes-Barre school fall more in line with peace, health, and selfprotection and preservation. “It’s definitely unique as far as martial arts goes,” said sole instructor Xia Chongyi. “Everything is about being gentle and supple in a martial situation, not being stronger, bigger, faster.” The Wudang Swordsmen Academy is the first officially recognized brick and mortar Western school of its kind, and through it, students can learn traditional Wudang Daoist internal martial arts as well as the ways of health and longevity. Wudang refers to a mountain region in South-Central China’s Hubei province, where Daoism and martial arts intertwine. The mountain range harbors Daoists, doctors, martial artists, philosophers, and scholars, and the martial arts practiced there are also of a wide range, allowing students to choose individualized paths. The Wudang studio reflects the range, a place Chongyi is very familiar with. There is an altar from China inside as well as rich reds and grays that Chongyi said are a strong theme within Wudang. The atmosphere is one of serenity,
concentration, and a willingness to accommodate any individual. Though “swordsmen” is part of the school’s moniker, it doesn’t necessarily mean sword usage is the main focus. It represents the idea of swordsmanship and its principles, something that can be built up to through study at the school. The school utilizes a tree system to allow maximum potential for studying individuals. Programs are categorized into Disciplines, which are made up of Gates. The Wudang way There are several categories to the type of martial studies students can undergo, but it all boils down to one thing. “The way we teach is unique from other martial arts in that when you attack it comes from defending,” Chongyi said. “This keeps a calmness in your heart. Other styles are more aggressive and ‘go, go, go,’ but we teach you to wait for things, which gives a different attitude to what it means to be in a fight. My teacher always said that a fight goes until one person feels fear, and that’s that person retreating or quitting. I want to prevent someone from hurting me and to also make them not want to hurt me anymore. Our sword cuts are designed to cut ligaments, not to cut heads. We cut the hand that holds the sword so they can’t attack us anymore.” The physical benefits are many. “Everything we do is in line with the body,” Chongyi pointed
WSA is open to students ages 10 and older. Chongyi encourages anyone that would like to try it to come for a free trial period. Classes vary and a full schedule can be found at wudangswordsmen.com. Wudang Swordsmen Academy, 269 S Washington St., WilkesBarre. Contact 570.630.0088 or by e-mail at info@WudangSwordsmen.com.
out. “We build the strength inside the ligaments and the joints to help sustain health.” And yet, the health benefits are just a bonus to all the Daoist philosophy Wudang offers. “We allow people to pick and choose if they want to add things to their life by way of a Daoist mindset,” Chongyi said. Daoism is a mindset that has been developing in China for over 4,000 years, one that focuses on the development of health and medical practices and studies, laws of physics and nature, cosmological focuses, and martial arts. “You might learn divination, how to read the constellations, internal alchemy, external alchemy, herbalism; there are many different ways to go,” Chongyi said. “You learn a little about each and pick what you like, tailoring it to your personal likes and needs.” Mastering the art Chongyi began his foray into martial arts at the age of seven, branching out into other entities
Photos by Rich Howells Wudang Swordsmen Academy owner Xia Chongyi demonstrates just a fraction of the skills students can learn at the brand new martial arts school.
Instructor Xia Chongyi unsheathed a sword, a weapon used as students progress farther into their studies at the Wudang Swordsmen Academy.
that utilized the art, such as film. But then he came across Daoist Priest Zhou Xuanyun. “I met my teacher and I just quit everything. I dedicated my life to him.” Chongyi has garnered experience in temple, military, family, and health martial arts throughout the years, allowing him to partake in full contact fighting to selfdefense training. In 2010, Chongyi and his training brother Mei Chongzheng were the first ever non-Chinese inducted into the Wudang Dragongate Doaist lineage in a ceremony that hasn’t been performed since the 1940s. Chongyi also carries two other
lineages: Zhengyi Dao, a non-monastic Doaist lineage, and Sanfeng Pai, the primary Wudang martial arts lineage taught at the mountain. His love for what he does is apparent in nearly every move he makes and word he speaks, and this goes even further as he strives to pass such feelings onto others. “I want people here that fall in love with the art,” he said. “Our goal is to give the art to the next generation. In every generation, it grows to fit the time and the environment. My goal is to get you hooked on Wudong, to get you hooked on these arts that make you healthier and happier.”
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That’s Reverend Justin to you! When I was a little kid spending time with my Nana in the Catskills, I would always beg her to tell me the story of how my parents met and got married. “Again, Nana! Tell me the story!” I would beg. “Tell me how my Mommy and Daddy got married.” “Well, it was the summer when your mother was 16,” she would start in a gentle, soft tone. “We were supposed to go to Costa Rica until Papa’s pavement company landed a big deal paving a highway for the summer in Pennsylvania. A boy working construction for Papa mentioned that his mother was renting out their lake cottage for the summer, so we decided to rent it and stay there. Your mother was not interested in staying at the lake because she wanted to be in Costa Rica for the summer.” My Nana would then go on to tell stories of how my father, a young 17-year-old boy at the time, would come to the lake house to cut the grass or fix things around the cottage, looking for reasons to come around just to get a glimpse of my mother. “They eventually fell in love,” she’d continue. “When your mother went back to New York, they stayed in touch. Your father would drive to visit her every weekend. Young and head over heels in love, they married as soon as your mother turned 18. They’ve been together ever since.” It was a magical story to hear
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when I was a little kid, but the older I got, the more it sounded like a disgustingly sappy Nicholas Sparks book that makes you want to vomit! I think it’s outrageous to think that somewhere there is a little boy who can’t ask his grandparents to tell him the story of how his parents met and got married because it’s not legal for everyone’s parents to even get married! It’s 2013! If Casey Anthony could get away with murdering her daughter, then two men or two women should be able to get away with saying, “I DO!” The way I look at it, if you don’t believe in gay marriage, then don’t marry a gay person. To show my support for samesex marriage, I decided to marry a gay person. Literally. I recently became an online ordained minister with the Universal Life Church Monastery at themonastery.org – for free! It was so quick and easy that I did it while I was on the toilet taking my pre-shower dump! That’s right! I’m here, I’m looking to marry a queer – get used to it! Get with it, America! Love is love; let it be! Show your support for same-sex marriage by becoming ordained online so that you can marry a gay couple and maybe one day you can be a part of a story a grandparent tells a little boy about how his parents met and got married.
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Wait… What? A startup company in Austin, Texas, also serving San Francisco, promises to take its customers’ incoming U.S. mail three times a week, photograph it and deliver it back to the customers via mobile phone app, for $4.99 a month. The company, Outbox, provides some valueadded services, removing the customer from junk-mail lists and paying bills. Still, Outbox’s unorthodox business model assumes that a growing number of people absolutely hate opening, filing or discarding pieces of paper. Cofounder Will Davis told CNN in February that at least he does not fear competition: “No one is crazy enough to do what we’re doing.”
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has romantic intentions toward the other. Their relationship is likened to a business one, according to a February New York Times profile, in which they do their respective biological duties, separately, and then each basically outsources half the subsequent child-rearing to the other. Said another parent in a similar relationship: “When you think about the concept of the village, and how the village was part of child-rearing for so many cultures … it makes total sense.” — Robert Burton, 34, got a 15year prison sentence in February for forcing women into prostitution, with evidence including a police report quoting Burton’s 7-year-old son, who was in the car with Burton and two women when Miami police stopped them. The kid had earnestly identified the women: “Those are my daddy’s hoes.”
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— Professor Peter Froehlich, who teaches computer science classes at the highly competitive Johns Hopkins University, contractually grades “on a curve,” automatically marking the highest grade an A, with other grades trailing based on their proximity to the class’s best. One clever student tried to organize the entire class for December’s final exam, to persuade everyone to do no work at all — thus rendering the “highest” grade a zero, meaning an A for everyone. (Of course, if a single student broke ranks, everyone except that student would receive an absolute zero.) Fortunately for the students, according to InsideHigherEd.com, the class held together, and a shocked professor Froehlich nonetheless honored his contract, giving everyone an A (but subsequently closing the loophole). — Thieves broke into the home of Earlie Johnson in Muskegon, Mich., in February and made off with several flat-screen TVs, but
what really irked him was that they also stole his entire DVD pornography collection, consisting, he said, of the films of every African-American porn star since the 1970s. (“I’m not no scum bag guy, pervert, or nothing like that,” he told WZZM-TV. “I just thought it was cool to own my own porn collection. It keeps my relationship (with his fiance) fresh and tight.”) As soon as the news of Johnson’s misfortune spread, several adult video companies donated DVDs to help restore the collection. — Sex Is Dangerous: (1) Officers from the Zimbabwe Parks and Wildlife Management Authority reported in March that a lion had attacked a couple having sex in the bush, killing the woman and sending the man dashing down a road wearing nothing but his condom (which reduced his chances of receiving help from motorists). (2) Near Daytona Beach, Fla., in February, Ms. Asia Walker, 30, driving her boyfriend around, could not resist his amorous advances and soon lost control of the car. It left the road and plowed completely through a vacant house. She was briefly hospitalized, but her boyfriend was not hurt.
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Even though the British government refused to grant trademark protection to the Italian maker of “Jesus Jeans” because it would be “morally offensive to the public,” the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office had no such qualms and approved the application in 2007. Since then, according to a February Wall Street Journal story, the company has prevented a dozen other companies from using such clothing names as “Jesus First,” “Sweet Jesus,” “Jesus Couture” and, most recently, “Jesus Surfed.”
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PEOPLE DIFFERENT FROM US A persevering Brooklyn, N.Y., high school teacher, Ronald Grassel, finally relented and submitted himself to a psychiatric evaluation that had originally been ordered in 1997 after he angrily and overenthusiastically dumped teachers’ union literature in his principal’s office. Grassel had refused the exam and been benched, and for 14 years was neither fired nor paid while he filed a series of unsuccessful legal actions to overturn the decision. According to a March New York Post report, when he finally submitted to an exam in 2011, he was declared fit (his world-class obstinacy apparently not counting against him) and in September 2012 was back on the job.
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— College basketball player Shanteona Keys makes free throws at a 78 percent rate for her career, but on Feb. 16, she weakly shanked one of those 15-foot shots, causing it to thud to the floor about eight feet short of the rim — the worst collegiate free-throw attempt of all time, according to several sports commentators who viewed the video. Keys explained to Deadspin.com that she always brings the ball close to her face when she shoots, “and my fingernail got caught on my nose, so I couldn’t follow through correctly.” Her Georgia College (Milledgeville, Ga.) team lost to rival Columbus State, 70-60. — Research Hurts: Between 2002 and 2010, according to the March BJU International (formerly British Journal of Urology), an estimated 17,600 patients came to U.S. hospital emergency rooms reporting genital injuries from trouser zippers (presumably by accident, but researchers took no position on that). Seven authors (six from University of California, San Francisco) took credit for the report, funded by a National Institutes of Health grant, and found that “zip” wounds were only about one-fifth of emergency penile injuries.
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Courtesy Photo It might be a little scary, but it’s no joke: Justin can now marry people, and he’s using his license to do good.
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Latest ‘Gears of War’ passes ‘Judgment’ about some of the back-story of the 2013 seems to be the year of preother characters as they fight to save quels and reboots. Last week, it was the city of Halvo Bay. “God of War 3,” “Tomb Raider,” One of the most immediate things and “Devil May Cry” – this week is you notice when you first dig into “Gears of War: Judgment.” the campaign is the tone is very When “Gears of War” came out different; the Kilo Squad is not as it in 2006, was very innovative and grizzled and battle-hardened as original. The “Gears” series is a the crew of later games. They are third-person military action game young, brash, and full of attitude. that set the standard for games of It’s nice seeing these characters in its kind. Despite being exclusive to their formative years and watching the Xbox, “Gears of War” has gone their first reactions to the overon to be one of the top best-selling whelming circumstance of the new games of all time, and with good invading Locust Horde. reason. “Gears” is one of the hallAnother thing that is interesting to marks of the action shooter genre see is the story of the other characwith its polished controls, epic ters in the squad that where involved cinematics, gory kills, breathtaking in the conflict. “Judgment” intrographics, and great story. duces Garron and Sofia, and they The story is about war between a seemingly unstoppable subterranean couldn’t be more opposite. Garron is a former enemy of the Cog that has enemy known as the Locust and the joined to fight the Locust, and Sofia human army called the Cogs. The is young disobedioriginal trilogy ent girl that wants revolves around a Upcoming game releases: military success. specific group of April 16: Injustice: Gods Among Their constant Cogs called Delta Us bickering adds Squad as they April 16: Shin Megami Tensei: some levity and launch a last-ditch Devil Summoner – Soul Hackers helps set the effort to save the April 23: Dead Island: Riptide tone for the Kilo human race. If Squad. you have played The story starts “Gears of War,” with the Kilo Squad under arrest and you know the story of Marcus Fein military court. The game is retold nix, Dom, and the rest of the crew, through their accounts of how and but with “GOW: Judgment,” we get why they are in trouble. The story to hear the tale of what happened has always been pretty good, but before the events of the original where the game really shines is the trilogy to leading up to Emergence gameplay. This is an interesting way Day, or the first appearance of the to tell a story, but it loses some of Locust Horde. the grand appeal of the other games In “Judgment,” you play as the because you don’t have a sprawling Kilo Squad, telling the story of adventure; it’s just a bunch of misBaird and Cole Train before we sions strung together. It’s cool, but meet Marcus and Dom in the events it doesn’t have the punch the other of “Gears 1.” The action in “Judggames have had. ment” is just as intense as the older Something new in this addition games, and it’s really cool to learn
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is the Declassification System, which changes the gameplay by adding conditions to each fight that you have to meet, such as impaired vision, stronger enemies, or another array of extra challenges that dramatically alter the standard game we have come to know. One thing that is good about Declassification is you receive a ranking on each level and you can compare it to leaderboards and also replay missions on the fly to get better scores, adding a lot of replayability to the game. Even though the main campaign is pretty good, most people play “Gears” for the multiplayer. As always, the multiplayer is a cut above the rest of the other shooters on the market. The popular Horde and Beast modes aren’t here anymore, which is a bummer, but the new OverRun mode is an interesting hybrid of the two. OverRun is the most entertaining multiplayer so far in my opinion. On one side, you are defending an onslaught of Locust, or you can take control of the Locust, which is a blast. Another interesting mode is Survival, which has you and AI partners defending generators from the Locust; it’s very similar to Horde Mode, but not quite as good. The old matches, like Deathmatch and Domination, are also available if you are looking for classic gameplay. In some ways, “GOW: Judgment” is better than the old games, even though it doesn’t feel as epic. The game is just as polished as ever and creates a ton of replay value, especially if you want to play online multiplayer. Even if you don’t buy any DLC, the game has enough content to keep you slaying Locust for a long while to come and is a fitting end to the “Gears” saga on this console generation. -Robbie Vanderveken is the digital operations specialist at The Times Leader. E-mail him at rvanderveken @timesleader.com.
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All Day… and night Beer: All Day IPA Brewer: Founders Brewing Company Style: American IPA ABV: 4.70% Why the Low ABV? Founders All Day IPA is considered a “session beer.” These are beers that tend to be lower in ABV, typically between 3.5 percent and 5 percent, and are “sessionable” in that they can be drunk in higher quantities than other beers; think having four Coors or Budweiser pints versus four Dogfish Head 90 Minute IPA pints and you will have a good understanding.
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SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Kill the overkill. It’s all about subtlety. Release your crash of assault rhinoceri, give your bevy of sexy girl ninjas a week off, and plug in your laser-equipped, mind-controlled robots for a long overdue recharge. Entering this week’s peace talks with that kind of firepower would only count against you. Of course, if having all those ferocious resources go to waste is too galling, you can put them to work in other ways: Set up the robots to calculate your buddy’s taxes. Get your beasts to come up with a better aphrodisiac than the groundup rhinoceros horn that’s put their species in danger (ninjette sweat, bottled, might just do the trick). Just make sure you enter the conversation ready to negotiate, not attack, and you’ll do just fine. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Wearing the clothes you wore decades ago might be retro tongue-in-cheek chic, or it might just be tragic. Before you start reliving a second (or third, or fourth) childhood through your wardrobe, make sure you really have the impudence to pull it off properly. It takes a certain innate hipness to get away with it and not look ridiculous. It’s okay if you don’t have it; it’s overrated, anyway. Get with the times, but remember that you’re not the kid you once were. There’s nothing wrong with staying young-at-heart; simply make sure it’s not at the expense of the wisdom that’s supposed to come with age. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) In so many beautiful ways, you’re virtually unchanged from the daring, innocent, and fearless little boy or girl you once were. Of course, like everyone else on the planet, you’ve been altered by the wounds you’ve suffered, hindered by the scars that resulted, and handicapped by fears you’ve learned to have. When the very foundation of your happiness is besieged by cement-cracking stresses of the screwed-up grown-up world, please don’t forget your one superpower that can turn aside any flood, the supremely childlike skill you’ve managed to preserve most fruitfully: the ability to play. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) Buddhist philosopher and writer Thich Nhat Hanh recommends coping with anger as you would a howling baby. Although you might be tempted to pile blankets on top of it until you can’t hear it anymore, you’d never actually do that to a real infant. Why have you confined your rage to an internal red-light realm of grudges you can barely acknowledge, let alone release? Don’t lock away your fury. Gently pick up
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your anger. Figure out what’s making it cry. It’s been too long since you tenderly gave yourself the space to identify the obstacles (mostly incensed emotions) that are keeping you from greater happiness. Once you actually take a good look at them, you’ll be surprised at how easy it is to climb over or around them. ARIES (March 21-April 19) We all need filters; they help us cope with our world, which is often overstimulating. Unfortunately, when they get too intense, it’s like wearing dark sunglasses at night. For months at a time, no one penetrates the self-induced haze except the tiny minority you find cute or compelling at a glance. That’s why it’s important to periodically shed those protective layers, like a crab molting an outgrown shell. If you choose this week to disencumber yourself of those handicapping barriers, you may be surprised with how effusively the world responds to you noticing it, sending blessing after disguised blessing your way—something it’s likely to keep doing as long as you stay alert and awake enough to catch them. TAURUS (April 20-May 20) Duck! Take cover! Hide! Only, don’t. What looks like a menacing gang of asskicking thugs hurling rocks is actually a bevy of tough, beautiful people tossing candy. The universe isn’t out to get you— it’s just giving you most of the things you want—all at once. Those delicious projectiles do have the power to knock you down for the count—or they could make you fabulously wealthy. It depends on whether you’re going to run for it (and get nailed) or hold your ground and catch as many of the hard-hitting goodies coming your way as you can.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20) You’re not an elitist; you’re just discriminating. You’re hardly judgmental; you have standards. Believe me, I’m not here to pooh-pooh your shi-shi attitude (I’m probably a bigger snob than you, anyway). And I’m not going to counsel you to hang out with the lowbrow idiots you usually avoid “because you might learn something from them.” Even though that might be true, I’d rather you do exactly as you please—as long as you cop to it. Go ahead and be a snooty smartass if it makes you happy—just be sure it actually does make you happy before you pass up on the Neanderthals who just might know something you don’t. CANCER (June 21-July 22) You don’t usually like disturbing the sanctity of an untouchable crush. You prefer those unattainable lovelies stay in that beautifully pure, unrequited state, so you can project all your lofty ideals onto the unknowable cute stranger. But let’s just suppose for a second that you might someday risk rocking your fantasy boat by actually making a move on your dreamy object of desire. If that’s the case, this is your week. I’m not saying she’ll go for it—so think hard before you catapult your crush off her pedestal and into your life— but your chances are better this week than they will be for months—maybe years—to come. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) There’s an intruder in your emotional house. He probably snuck in through an upper-story window you thought was inviolate, while you were purring in the sunshine downstairs. Later, of course, you’ll have to consider new ways to make your spiritual sanctuary more impregnable, but your top priority right now is getting rid of your unwanted visitor, using
whatever’s on hand—fire extinguisher, frying pan, knitting needles. In the future, remember this week’s important lesson: Although it may be simpler to separately invoke the ferocious predator and cuddly kitten parts of you, one can’t exist without the other. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Most people would be astonished at the secret pockets of corny sentimentality that lurk beneath your hard, outer pragmatism; soggy little valleys of perplexing emotion sunk between treeless peaks of magnificent ambition and achievement. Yet, would you be surprised to learn that those who are most drawn to you suspect—and hope for—these sweet bogs of feeling? They dream of being the fearless discoverers who’ll map these uncharted territories. Before the latest slightly-less-than-intrepid explorer turns back at the sight of the seemingly insurmountable mountains of your outer edges, send her a hint (of the dove-with-olive-branch variety) of the wetland paradise hidden within. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) It’s not too late to catch spring fever (especially for you Libras, who are usually quite susceptible). You may think last year’s events somehow inoculated you against the pleasurable lack of judgment that often accompanies this “ailment,” but it didn’t do more than up your resistance. Why would you want to keep from contracting this bit of intoxicating madness? Since you’ll need a little of that wild and crazy energy to get off the sidelines finally, and into the game, you’d better figure out how to come down with a serious case, and fast, or resign yourself to being an alternate the whole season. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Ditch the damn skull-and-crossbones label. You’ve been letting all this darkScorpio-demigod hype go to your head. Just because people make the sign of the cross when they find out you’re a Scorp doesn’t mean you’re all that (it just means they’re idiots). I wouldn’t object to the roguish ‘tude if it weren’t for the seriously good s—t circling overhead, looking for a soft place to land. I can’t tell you what it is (only that it’s amazing, along the lines of your own TV show or fabulous inheritance), but you’re never going to find out unless you let your gooey, tender side outshine the stupendous badass side for a while. -To contact Caeriel, send mail to sign. language.astrology@gmail.com.
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4x4, 5-speed $3,495
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‘99 CHRYSLER CIRRUS......$1,999
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‘03 DODGE GRAND CARAVAN SE .............$3,999
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VITO’S & GINO’S Auto Sales 949 Wyoming Ave, Forty Fort
288-8995 93 UD Tow Truck with wheel lift. 64k. $8,995 ‘94 Jeep V8. Cherokee Runs great. Power windows & doors. $2,995 ‘96 F150 Pickup. auto, runs good. $2,495 Pontiac ‘96 Grand Prix. White, air, power windows & brakes, 4 door, runs good, 106K. $2,995 ‘01 Ford Taurus SES 4 door, air, power doors & windows. $2,995 ‘99 Chevy S10 Blazer 4 door, power windows, doors & seats. 126,000 miles. $3,995 ‘03 Ford Windstar 4 door, all power options. 96,000 miles. $4,300 ‘04 Nissan Armada, 7 passenger. 4wd. Excellent condition. $10,900 ‘09 Mercedes GL450, 7 passenger. Too many options to list. 30K miles. Garage kept. Cream puff. $42,500
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TOYOTA 04 CELICA GT
112K miles. Blue, 5 speed. Air, power windows/locks, CD/cassette, Keyless entry, sunroof, new battery. Car drives and has current PA inspection. Slight rust on corner of passenger door. Clutch slips on hard acceleration. This is why its thousands less than Blue Book value. $6,500 OBO. Make an offer! Call 570-592-1629
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MAZDA `88 RX-7 CONVERTIBLE
1 owner, garage kept, 65k original miles, black with grey leather interior, all original & never seen snow. $7,995. Call 570-237-5119
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Motorcycles
SUZUKI 01 VS 800 GL INTRUDER Garage kept, no rust, lots of chrome, black with teal green flake. Includes storage jack & 2 helmets. $3600 570-410-1026
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BEN S AUTO SALES RT 309 W-B Twp. Near Wegman’s 570-822-7359
FORD ‘07 FOCUS 4 DOOR SE 52K MILES 4 Cylinder, Auto, Air, Power Steering, Power Brakes, Power Windows, Power locks, Sunroof, Cruise, Tilt, CD. EXCELLENT GAS MILES. ONE LOW PRICE! $8,995 Full Notary Service Tags & Title Transfers
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1518 8th Street Carverton, PA Near Francis Slocum St. Park
DODGE 06 DAKOTA CLUB CAB 6 speed. EXTRA SHARP! $5,995 570-696-4377
FORD 04 F150
FORD ‘08 RANGER 4 cylinder, auto, air, PS, PB, ABS, AM/FM. New Bedliner. Excellent Condition, Gas Saver. ONE LOW PRICE $6,995 Full Notary Service Tags & Title Transfers
4x2. Nice Truck! $11,999
KELLY
875 W. Market St. Kingston, PA. 570-287-2243
1518 8th Street Carverton, PA Near Francis Slocum St. Park
GMC 06 ENVOY
4X4, V6, sunroof. LIKE NEW! $5,995. 570-696-4377
FORD 95 F150
4x4. 1 Owner. 91K. 4.9 engine, auto. Runs great. New paint, stake body with metal floor. 570-675-5046. Leave message, will return call.
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Trucks/ SUVs/Vans
1518 8th Street Carverton, PA Near Francis Slocum St. Park
GMC 03 ENVOY 4X4. V6. DVD.
3rd row seat. EXTRA CLEAN! $5,995 570-696-4377
HONDA 09 CIVIC
Low miles, 4 door, 4 cylinder, auto. $14,400
Leather. Like New! $3,995 570-696-4377
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MERCEDES 01 BENZ CLK 320 Coupe. Extra clean & sharp. $10,999
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TOYOTA CAMRY
One owner, auto, air. Warranty. $6,900
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JEEP 04 WRANGLER
6 cylinder. 5 speed 4x4 $9,999
4X4. V8. 1 owner. LIKE NEW! $5,995 570-696-4377
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WORK FOR THE BEST !! We are GROWING and need Drivers NOW to service our customers. We are a National Convenience Store Distribution Company hosting an OPEN HOUSE on: Wednesday 4/3/13 and Saturday 4/6/13 from 9 am until 4 pm.
Show up and be interviewed!
We are looking to fill the following Full-Time Positions:
PAYROLL
Seeking a full time payroll person located in Wilkes-Barre, Pa. Candidate must have experienced payroll administration using an inhouse payroll system to process payroll, quarterly reports, yearly tax returns and annual W2 forms. Must maintain a high level of confidentiality. Please send resume to: The Times Leader BOX 4340 15 N. Main Street Wilkes-Barre, PA 18711
CLASS A CDL DRIVERS & DRIVER CHECK-IN
Competitive Salary, Generous benefit package to include Medical/Dental/Vision/STD/LTD and 401k. $1,500 sign on bonus as well as Attendance/Safety and Performance Bonus programs available. Annual and merit increases. Designed Route Deliveries with great equipment and company provided uniform and work boots. Guaranteed 40 hours per week! We also have Part-Time opportunities available for drivers, if you are looking to supplement your income. Apply @
100 West End Rd Wilkes-Barre, PA 18706
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527 Food Services/ Hospitality
MANAGER TRAINEES SEND US YOUR RESUME Expanding Burger King Franchise in the area needs enthusiastic, aggressive people for Management Positions. Benefits Include: Health Insurance Plan 401 (K) Dental And Life Insurance Available Bonus Plan Paid Vacation Paid Sick Days 45 Hour Work Week Competitive Salary If You Have Pride In Your Own Ability Send Your Resume To: Burger King Attn: Personnel Dept. 185 Ferguson Avenue Shavertown, Pa 18708 E-Mail: Hr@Pdmco.Net E.O.E.
Building/ Construction/ Skilled Trades
EXPERIENCED ROOFING INSTALLER Reliable person only
need apply. Carpentry skills a plus. Opportunity for full time employment. Call for interview. Leave information. References helpful. 570-823-5368
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Education/ Training
CENTER DIRECTOR Hildebrandt Learning Centers at King’s College Early Learning Center, WilkesBarre has a position available for a FT Child Care Center Director. A 4 year early Childhood Education degree, EL ED degree or BA/BS equivalent with exp, knowledge of Keystone Stars and NAEYC, exp. working with adult learning beneficial. Generous Benefit Package. To apply visit www. hildebrandtlc.com and select careers. EOE
527 Food Services/ Hospitality
FRONT DESK
The Hampton Inn & Suites,Wilkes-Barre Full–Time & PartTime Evening positions available Currently seeking friendly, outgoing and responsible people to join our Front Desk team. Responsibilities include: *handling of guest registration procedures. *Answering phones in a professional manner *Providing top quality customer service *Clean driving record Please apply in person 876 Schechter Drive Wilkes-Barre, PA
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AUTO BODY TECH & AUTO PAINT PREP Now taking
applications for Auto Body Tech (5+yrs exp) & Auto Paint Prep (3+yrs exp) Must have Valid PA Driver’s License. Call for interview 823-2211 M-F 8:30-5
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AUTO TECHNICIANS Currently looking for Auto Technicians with two plus years of experience for full & part time positions. We are a very fast paced shop and candidates must have experience in complete auto mechanic repairs and diagnostics. Safety & Emission licenses are a must! ASE certifications are helpful but not required. Health insurance, holiday pay and other benefits available. Salary is based on experience. Please send resume to: Times Leader P.O. Box 4345 15 N Main St. Wilkes-Barre, PA 18711-0250
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Logistics/ Transportation
Delivery Drivers/ Independent Contractors. Need reliable cars, vans or SUV’s for same day delivery. Call 800-818-7958
548 Medical/Health
OPTICIAN
We are currently looking for experienced forklift operators with at least one (1) year of experience with picking, receiving, loading, unloading and use of a scanner. Stand-up forklift experience a plus. Must have a valid Driver’s license and your own transportation. Apply in person Monday through Thursday 9 A.M. to 2 P.M. at:
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570-714-5955
Project/ Program Management
Experience in all aspects of lawn care is preferable. Full time position with seasonal overtime available. Please Apply To: Green Valley Landscaping, Inc. 52 Reese St., Plains, Pa. 18702
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CERTIFIED MASSAGE THERAPIST Hiring Part-time and full time. For our Scranton & Wilkes Barre locations. For interview call 570-817-1070.
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Production/ Operations
EXPERIENCED FOREMAN AND EQUIPMENT OPERATOR A team leader who can oversee commecial/residential projects.Wages commensurate with experience. Available benefits include 401k plan, and health & dental plan. If you are looking to join a quality workforce of a long-standing landscaping company in business for forty years, we would like to meet you. Please Apply To:
Green Valley Landscaping, Inc.
52 REESE ST., PLAINS, PA. 18702
PRODUCTION WORKERS Local window mfg.
Company is seeking experienced line operators. Starting rate depends on experience. Attendance and Productivity Bonus are potential. Health, Dental, Vision & 401K Plan available upon full time stats. Don’t miss out on an opportunity to join a great team! Apply in person to:
Interstate Building Materials, Inc.
Attn: Director of HR 322 Laurel St. Pittston 18640
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LAWN MAINTENANCE CREW FOREMAN
Full time position for busy eye doctors office in Berwick. Experience preferred or will train the right person. Benefits available with 401K. Send resume to: The Times Leader Box 4355 15 N. Main Street Wilkes-Barre, Pa 18711
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Sales/Retail/ Business Development
CUSTOMER SERVICE/ SALES AN INVITATION TO JOIN OUR ADVERTISING SALES TEAM!
ARE YOU A TELEPHONE PROFESSIONAL? The Times Leader
an Impressions Media property has a part time position available in our Classified Dept. Qualified applicant will be goal oriented, able to work within daily deadlines, have solid computer and internet knowledge, superior verbal and written communication skills, excellent typing and grammar skills, a high energy level and an eagerness to learn. Compensation includes base pay plus monthly commission up to $500. If you meet these requirements and want to start an exciting new career send your resume by April 9, 2013 to: lbyrnes@ civitasmedia.com or mail to Linda Byrnes 15 N. Main St., Wilkes-Barre, PA 18711 NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE
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SALES
Commission shed sales in Scranton. Our busy season is here; need a self-motivated commission-driven salesperson with experience who is local. Experience preferred but will train the right person. Phone: 570725-3439 or Fax: 570-725-3309 or email ekvs@pcfreemail.com
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700 MERCHANDISE
SALES POSITION
Looking for a person familiar with the restaurant and janitorial industry. We are an equipment and sales company looking to further our customer base in the Wilkes-Barre, Poconos & surrounding areas. Requirements are: valid drivers license, vehicle, self-motivated, good communication skills, and professional attire. We offer an excellent benefit package: including 401K, health insurance, paid vacation & holidays. This position has a base salary and opportunity to grow. Send resume to: c/o Times Leader Box 4350 15 N. Main St. Wilkes-Barre, PA 18711-0250
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600 FINANCIAL 610
Business Opportunities
Northeast PA sales route for sale. Ten year established customer base. 147K in sales in 2012. One man operation. Unlimited growth potential. Retiring, priced to sell. Serious Inquiries Only. 570-855-5170
630 Money To Loan “We can erase your bad credit 100% GUARANTEED.” Attorneys for the Federal Trade Commission say they’ve never seen a legitimate credit repair operation. No one can legally remove accurate and timely information from your credit report. It’s a process that starts with you and involves time and a conscious effort to pay your debts. Learn about managing credit and debt at ftc. gov/credit. A message from The Times Leader and the FTC.
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Antiques & Collectibles
ATTENTION VENDORS Accent items,
ceramics, baskets, holiday items, glasses, much more. ALL EXCELLENT PRICES AND IN EXCELLENT CONDITION. 570-675-5046 after 5:30 P.M.
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CONTAINERS, SIZE 40’ X 7’9” X 7’9”, LOADED WITH VARIOUS MATERIALS LEFTOVER FROM HOME CONSTRUCTION. MATERIALS INCLUDE MOLDING, DOORS (SOME NEW SOME USED) CABINETS, GARAGE DOORS, HARDWARE, FIRESTOP, TILE, WOOD COLUMNS, MISCELLANEOUS ELECTRICAL AND MORE ITEMS TOO NUMEROUS TO LIST. BUYER MUST COME SEE BEFORE BIDDING. BUYER RESPONSIBLE FOR REMOVAL OF THE CONTAINERS AND ALL COSTS INCURRED IN MOVING CONTAINERS. BUYER WILL NEED TRAILER AND TRUCK TO TOW AWAY. CALL JOHN FOR INFORMATION (570) 233-6156. ALL REASONABLE BIDS ACCEPTED.
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566 Sales/Business Development
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LEG EXTENSION MACHINE Hammer Strength ISO-Lateral. 4 years old, plate loaded, platinum frame, navy upholstery. New condition. $1000. SEATED L E G C U R L MACHINE, Hammer Strength ISOLateral. 4 years old, plate loaded, platinum frame, navy upholstery, New condition. $1000. Call Jim 570-855-9172
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Furniture & Accessories
CHAIRS, (2) Genuine leather, custom made recliners. Taupe color, like new. $550 each. 570-675-5046
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* NELSON * * FURNITURE * * WAREHOUSE * Recliners from $299 Lift Chairs from $699 New and Used Living Room Dinettes, Bedroom 210 Division St Kingston Call 570-288-3607
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INSIDE SALES ASSOCIATE
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Full time position created for busy officewarehouse setting in Scranton. 8am-5pm Mon-Fri. Parking is free. Person must have the following skill set: Professional, ability to multi task and take initiative working with customers and sales team. -Inbound Call handling orders, product information, availability, pricing -Client proposals set pricing - Handling of order changes / returns - Monitoring of all queues and identification and handling of all issues related to in-process orders - Service call and request handling - Complete administrative support of outside salespersons - Handling of walk-in and new / unassigned phone clients - Excellent computer entry MS Office and database. Other duties will be reviewed. 2-4 years in high level customer oriented position and Associate Degree in Business is preferred. Salary is pending experience. Benefits after 90 days with paid time off after 6 months. Apply online with application at: www.papaper.com Application must be completed to be considered for phone interview. EOE and Drug Free Workplace
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Mental Health Professionals
to join our School Based Behavioral Health Teams in Scranton!! The MHP will provide therapy as a part of a multi-disciplinary team for children and their families using individual, group and family therapy. Qualifications include MSW/LSW/LCSW/NCC or license in related field required. Clinical experience with children strongly preferred. Full Time Positions Currently Available!! Please reply to: recruiter@friendshiphousePA.Org Visit us On-Line at www.friendshiphousepa.org E.O.E/L.E.P
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Musical Instruments
906 Homes for Sale
796 Wanted to Buy Merchandise
WANTED JEWELRY
NANTICOKE
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London PM Gold Price
April 2 - $1,583.50 We Pay At Least 80% of the London Fix Market Price for All Gold Jewelry
GUITAR, Fender, 1983 USA Precision Bass. Nice condition. Comes with original case. Serious inquiries only, will consider offers. $950. 457-4084
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Income & Commercial Properties
900 REAL ESTATE FOR SALE 906 Homes for Sale
WILKESBARREGOLD
909
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1472 S. Hanover St. Well maintained bi-level house features 2 bedrooms, 1 3/4 baths, recreation room with propane stove. 3 season porch. Professionally landscaped yard. 1 car garage, storage shed, new appliances, ceiling fans. Close to LCCC. $153,900. Call 570-735-7594 or 570-477-2410
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Income & Commercial Properties
WILKES-BARRE Owner Retiring Turn Key Night Club For Sale. Two full bars, game area. Four restrooms. Prime Location!!! Creative financing Available $80,000, Dave Rubbico, Jr.
Rubbico Real Estate 826-1600
COMMERCIAL PROPERTY for lease. Units
ranging from 6002700 sq ft. prime Mountaintop area, great for business!!! High traffic area for retail or office space. Prices ranging from $500.00/ month for smallest off street unit to $2700.00/month for large 2700 square foot building. call Amanda Colonna 570-714-6115 CENTURY 21 SMITH HOURIGAN GROUP 570-287-1196, for details and to view units.
912 Lots & Acreage
DALLAS
GREENBRIAR RETIREMENT COMMUNITY Only eight lots left. Custom design you home the way you want it. Call 570-675-1300
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1 mile south of L.C.C.C. Established developement with underground utilities including gas. Cleared lot. 100’ frontage x 158. $35,000.
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Neiman Marcus offers paid training, a generous employee discount & competitive benefits package
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GLEN LYON
1st floor, NEW & Appliances Floors. 4 room apt. Electric & propane gas heat. Off street parking. Washer /dryer hookup, refrigerator, garbage included. No dogs. $400/month references required, 1 year lease + 1 month security. 570-714-1296
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HANOVER TOWNSHIP 3029 South Main
1st floor, 3 bedrooms, wall to wall carpeting and freshly painted, central air, eat in kitchen with appliances. Off street parking. Laundry room with bonus washer and dryer. Heat & cooking gas included. Tenant pays electric & water. $640 + security. No Pets. 570-814-1356
HARVEY S LAKE Knotty pine, 1 bed-
room lakefront house. W/D, range, fridge included. Parking, nice view of sunset. near Grotto Pizza $645. mo utilities by tenant. Security, references, lease, no pets. 570-287-5775 570-332-1048
HARVEYS LAKE
2 bedroom , wall to wall carpet, appliances, Lake rights. Off street parking. No pets. Lease, security and references. 570-639-5920 KINGSTON
EATON TERRACE
317 N. Maple Ave. 2 story 2 bedroom, 1.5 bath @ $850. + utilities. Two story 3 bedroom, 2.5 baths @ $1,110. + utilities. Central heat & air, washer/dryer in unit, on site parking. 1 mo. security
Mayflower Crossing Apartments 570.822.3968 1, 2, 3 & 4 Bedrooms - Light & bright open floor plans - All major appliances included - Pets welcome* - Close to everything - 24 hour emergency maintenance - Short term leases available
Call TODAY For AVAILABILITY!! www.mayflower crossing.com Certain Restrictions Apply*
WILKES-BARRE 2 bedrooms, living
room, kitchen, finished attic off street parking. 1st & last months rent + security. Leave message 570-817-0601
MOUNTAIN TOP WOODBRYN 1 & 2 Bedroom.
No pets. Rents based on income start at $405 & $440. Handicap Accessible. Equal Housing Opportunity. 570474-5010 TTY711 This institution is an equal opportunity provider and employer.
SWOYERSVILLE
Swoyersville, First floor, very energy efficient and very clean, 1 bedroom, new wall to wall carpet, stove and refrigerator furnished, shared washer/dryer. Utilities by tenant. Good location, off street parking. No pets or smoking. One year lease and security. $550 (267) 872 4825
WILKES-BARRE 447 S. Franklin St.
1 bedroom with study, off street parking, laundry facility. Includes heat and hot water, hardwood floors, appliances, Trash removal. $580/mo Call (570)821-5599
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VICTORIAN CHARM
On S. Franklin St. 1st floor, 1 bedroom, wood floors, eat-in kitchen with stove & refrigerator, modern bath, coinop washer & dryer. Off street parking. Secure building. $550/ month includes everything except phone & cable. 570-822-7670
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AMERICA REALTY APARTMENTS The General
Hospital neighborhood is home to brick Victorian. Remodeled 1st floor 1 bedroom with aesthetic fireplace adorning, new maple kitchen with built -in appliances, plusH carpets. Parking, Services managed & provided AMERICA REALTY. $700 + utilities. NO PETS, 2 YEAR SAME RENT, EMPLOYMENT VERIFICA TION.
570-288-1422 WILKES-BARRE/NORTH By General Hospital Large 1 bedroom, hardwood floors, appliances. Eat in kitchen. Parking space available. $500/month + utilities. No pets. 570-540-5312
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307-309 South St E. 2 bedroom, available early April. 1st floor. New windows & carpet. Ceramic tile in kitchen & bath. 6 x 8 porch. $650/month. Landlord pays heat & water. No hook ups. No Pets. 1 month security & 1 month rent. Call Manny 718-946-8738 or 917-295-6254
570-262-6947
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COMMERCIAL RETAIL PROPERTY FOR RENT: 900 Sq. Ft. STORE RETAIL SPACE Will be vacant as of January 1, 2013 200 Spring St. Wilkes-Barre Great for a Barber Shop! Call Michael at 570-239-7213
DOLPHIN PLAZA
Rte. 315 2,400 Sq. Ft. 1,200 Sq. Ft. Professional office space. Will divide office / retail Call 570-829-1206
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WANTED GARAGE Duryea & surrounding area. Wanted garage to rent for boat storage. Easy access. 570-760-1548
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HANOVER TWP.
#5 and #7 Regina St. 3 bedrooms 1 bath, off street parking, washer and dryer included. #5-$750 Plus utilities, #7$800 plus utilities. Background and credit check. 570-765-4474
ASHLEY
3 bedrooms. Available now! fenced in yard. Wall to wall carpet, 1st floor, large separate laundry room. Hanover School District. $650. 570-851-2929 leave message
KIINGSTON
67 Pulaski St. fully renovated 2 bedroom 1 bath, large living room, new carpet, washer and dryer included, credit and background check. $750 + utilities. 570-765-4474
WEST PITTSTON
5 bedroom, 1.5 baths, living & dining rooms, kitchen with stove, refrigerator & dishwasher. Gas heat & off street parking. $800/month + utilities, security & references. 570-237-5478
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WEST PITTSTON Century home,
great neighborhood, recently renovated, 3 bedrooms, 1 bath, refrigerator and stove included. Offstreet parking, $800+ utilities, one year lease and security. No Pets. Call (570) 283-3086
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953 Houses for Rent
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OLD FORGE LUXURY TOWNHOUSE Built in 2003 this
Good location, excellent schools. Modern, 4 bedrooms, office, 2 full baths. Living, dining rooms. Finished family room, granite kitchen with ceramic tile. Large wrap around deck, out door Jacuzzi, in ground heated pool. Gas heat. Four car off street parking. $1,500/month + utilities, security + last month deposit. Includes fridge, stove, washer/dryera, sewer & trash. Available July 1st. Pictures available through e-mail. Call 570-545-6057.
luxurious 3 bedroom townhome features hardwood floors on main floor, finished basement, large master suite, private outdoor deck and back yard, off street parking, granite countertops, stainless steel appliances, DirecTV, highspeed internet, garbage, sewer, gas heat with brand new furnace, central air conditioning with brand new compressor, brand new carpeting on 2nd floor in all bedrooms, extra closet space, large basement storage room, wood blinds in aLL rooms, all yard maintenance and snow plowing included. This is an end unit with only one other unit attached. Rent is $1,400. per month & requires $1,400. security deposit. Minimum one year lease required. Must fill out credit application. NO PETS. 570-840-1960
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Building & Remodeling
1ST. QUALITY CONSTRUCTION CO.
To place your ad call...829-7130
Roofing, siding, gutters, insulation, decks, additions, windows, doors, masonry & concrete. Insured & Bonded.
A-1 ABLE CHIMNEY Rebuild & Repair Chimneys. All types of Masonry. Liners Installed, Brick & Block, Roofs & Gutters. Licensed & Insured 570-735-2257
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Excavating
All Types Of Excavating, Demolition & Concrete Work. Lot clearing, pool closing and retaining walls, etc. Large & Small Jobs FREE ESTIMATES (570) 760-1497
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FREDERICK FENCE CO. Locally Owned Vinyl, Chain Link, Aluminum, Wood. 570-709-3021
Estimates. Masonry & concrete work. Specializing in foundations, repairs and rebuilding. Footers floors, driveways. 570-840-9913 570-346-4103 PA084504
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D. PUGH CONCRETE
20 YEARS EXPERIENCE
All phases of masonry & concrete. Small jobs welcome. Senior discount. Free estimates. Licensed & Insured 288-1701/655-3505
STESNEY CONCRETE & MASONRY
Brick, block, walks, drives, steps, stucco, stone, foundations, floors, etc. Lic. & Ins. 570-283-1245 or 570-328-1830
1057Construction & Building FATHER & SON CONSTRUCTION Interior & Exterior Remodeling Jobs of All Sizes 570-814-4578 570-709-8826
State Lic. # PA057320
2,100 sq, ft., 3 bedroom, 2 baths. Master bedroom walk in closet. Living, family & other rooms. New carpet & paint. 2 car garage. Laundry room, patio, large yard. One minute from turnpike 2014 slip ramp on 903. Pool & lake rights. $1,450/month. 570-657-0073
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C&C MASONRY & CONCRETE Absolutely Free
Senior Citizens Discount!
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Licensed, insured & PA registered. Kitchens, baths, vinyl siding & railings, replacement windows & doors, additions, garages, all phases of home renovations. Free Estimates 570-287-4067
Electrical
ECONOLECTRIC No Job Too Small. Generator Installs. Residential & Commercial Free Estimates Licensed-Insured PA032422
(570) 602-7840
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All types of home repairs & alterations Plumbing, Carpentry, Electrical No job too small. Free Estimates. 570-256-3150
1162 Landscaping/ Garden
JAY S LAWN SERVICE Spring clean-ups,
mowing,mulching, power washing and more! Free Estimates 570-574-3406
NEED HELP
LAWN CUT? LEAVES RAKED? GENERAL YARD WORK? MULCHING? Responsible Senior student. Mountain Top, White Haven, Drums & Conygham area.
Call Justin 570-868-6134
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Painting & Wallpaper
MARTY S PAINTING
Interior & Exterior Top Quality Work 570-468-9079
CNA s Join our outstanding team of dedicated caregivers! Full-Time positions- evening & night shifts Part Time positions - all shifts
Competitive Pay Rates & Benefits Package We are looking to fill these healthcare career opportunities immediately! To apply please visit Birchwood Rehab & Nursing Center to complete an application. We are located at 395 Middle Road, Nanticoke PA or call 570-735-2973
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