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WHY ARE WE LEFT TO FEEL AFRAID?

‘Red tape’ holds up rape park CCTV CASSIE DONEY

POSTER BOY: With his model looks and piercing eyes, it is little wonder that Zander Murray has been chosen as the face of Edinburgh Napier University. But what lies beneath the smouldering looks? According to his football teammates, a crackpot, apparently read our full interview p38

CAMPAIGNERS �ighting for safety measures at a park where a 19-year-old girl was raped say red tape and conservationists are putting people at risk of further attacks. They want to see CCTV and better lighting introduced at The Meadows, which is surrounded by university halls. But the council says it does not have the funds and green supporters are concerned about damaging trees. An online petition calling for improved lighting and CCTV attracted more than 3,000 signatures in a month. It follows the attack on the teenager, as

well as two similar sex attacks in the park two years ago. Petition organiser Elizabeth Kerry, a student accommodation manager, said: ‘It’s not just signing it, it’s the testimonials that people – a lot of them students – have put, explaining why they feel unsafe walking through The Meadows.’ Lidia, a fourth-year English student at Napier’s Merchiston campus, said: ‘Why should women, or anyone, feel scared to walk the streets, regardless of the time?’ But some are not keen on the proposal. ‘A lot of the people living in the area are worried about conservation, and I’m all for conservation, but

not at the detriment of safety,’ said Ms Kerry. ‘We’re not talking about building a drivethrough Starbucks there. ‘I’ve been told the council has issues with funding. ‘They’re taken light readings, but they’ve done this twice previously. ‘My worry is this will all fall by the wayside again.’ Cllr Cammy Day, from Edinburgh City Council, said he had met Police Scotland to discuss the issue, adding: ‘It is of the utmost importance that residents and visitors feel safe.’ A 22-year-old man has appeared in court charged with rape and is currently on remand in custody.


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SWEAT, blood and tears went into Edinburgh Napier badminton team’s first term. So, by the time their Christmas night out came round, they were ready to let off steam. But calamity struck and their evening hung in the balance when, on their way out to town, they got stuck in a lift at captain Rhian Mackay’s flat. ‘The lift, which apparently had the capacity to hold eight people, didn’t really cope and broke down,’ said society president Kayvon Arabshahi. As the team realised they were trapped, emotions ran high and screams of ‘shut up’ and ‘I’m claustrophobic’ could be heard. Eventually, a ‘put your hand up if you want to

speak’ rule was implemented to avoid a Lord Of The Flies-style situation. Things became even worse when poor phone reception meant the players had to shout for help – although, thankfully, they managed to prise the door open a few centimetres to see the light and breathe more easily. Outside, their teammates called the fire service and, within 15 minutes, the eight were freed. But, in a final twist, the taxi drivers that had been waiting to take the team into town left, meaning they had to endure yet another hardship – the cold walk to George Street. Kayvon reasoned: ‘We did learn never to trust the numbers that lifts recommend, something seconded by the firemen, and always use the stairs – much healthier and safer.’ Trapped: The players reach out and, inset, the fire brigade arrives

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Coolest cat on campus now has ID card THERE’S nothing like getting your claws into a good book... especially for Edinburgh University library’s latest member. Jordan, a black-andwhite cat, has been handed an official library card after becoming a popular face on campus. The eight-year-old moggy has become such a hit with students that a Facebook page set up in his honour has garnered more than 7,000 likes. The feline is said to like nothing more than being stroked by students. Paul Gorman, helpdesk duty manager, said: ‘I think for international students in particular he is comforting – but he is therapeutic for everyone.’

Ignorance is bliss: The students party, unaware of the dramas to come

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Famous face: Jordan PICTURES: KAYVON ARABSHAHI


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Research rank ‘shows we are world-beaters’ JENNY MONAGHAN THE University of Edinburgh is one of the nation’s top five centres for research, a major review has shown. More than 80 per cent of the projects carried out at the university are classified as world-leading or internationally excellent. The peer-review study puts Edinburgh fourth among British universities for the quality, breadth and depth of its research. There was a similar picture of success for both Napier and Heriot-Watt, as ranked by the respected Research Excellence Framework. But it is Edinburgh that continues to set the standard. Prof

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Sir Timothy O’Shea, principal, said: ‘Research at the university is constantly expanding the depth of human knowledge and making an impact on the wider world – whether it be improving the effectiveness of youth justice policy and practice, or shaping the technologies used to manage the world’s data.’ Edinburgh research in sociology, in Earth systems and environmental sciences and in computer science and informatics was rated the best in Britain. Meanwhile, more than half of the research undertaken at Edinburgh Napier was assessed as world-leading or internationally excellent. The university also fared

well for the ‘reach and significance’ of its research in terms of the impact it has had on society. Examples included a project in Kenya that has protected more than 100 hectares of tropical forest. Heriot-Watt University has risen to 33rd in Britain under the REF review. ‘The REF results for Heriot-Watt University are truly excellent – we have made major progress and we are now firmly placed with the UK’s best in our core disciplines,’ said principal Prof Steve Chapman. In general engineering, a joint submission by Heriot-Watt University and the University of Edinburgh came first nationwide.

READY, AIM, FIRE: What better way to beat exam stress than by bursting balloons with a bow and arrow? Edinburgh University students’ union invited people to channel their inner Katniss Everdeen to relieve tension, just one of many ideas to beat stress. Others included bringing dogs to uni and boxing PICTURE: EDINBURGH UNI SU

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Happy with top nights and a dash of politics HOW WE SCORED THEM... UNION ACTIVITIES 79%

CREATIVITY 69%

THIRD-year maths student at UofE Izzy Bogle said the students’ union deserved its high score in the Which? survey. ‘It has so much going on,’ she said. ‘There are so many diverse societies. I’m involved in three of more than 200 – the modern dance society, MathSoc and Best Buddies, where students befriend local members of the community who have learning and developmental disabilities. All three societies are a massive part of my uni life. And, of course, the union organises the best student night of the week – the Big Cheese at Potterrow.’ DIVERSE NIGHTLIFE 79%

THE UofE was rated highly by students for creativity in the survey. First-year performance costume student Mary Walsh said: ‘The sense you get is that you are part of an interconnected network of creative minds and you feel supported by the people around you. There are so many different creative opportunities, both in the university and in the city in general. My interests and skills have grown massively since I started here. I can really feel myself evolving as an artist. I’ve been given the chance to work with industry professionals, which is invaluable.’ POLITICS 70%

SECOND-year philosophy student Blythe Lewis said while there is a wide range of bars and clubs in the buzzing capital city, the way they are spread out means ‘a night out in Edinburgh can often double up as a cardio workout’. But she added: ‘Although you might wind up groaning at the prospect of yet another night in WhyNot, overall – whether you want to get your eardrums blasted in a club or talk quietly in a pub – there’s always somewhere safe, close and relatively inexpensive to go in Edinburgh. The range of options leaves any student satisfied.’

STUDENTS at the UofE are divided into two opposing camps when it comes to campaigns and issues, according to Ellie Wiedensmith, who fought a successful battle for Briana Pegado to be elected as union president last year. ‘They are either very engaged in politics or couldn’t care less,’ she said. ‘It becomes a problem when you’re trying to convince people that they have the ability to change their future at the university. That ability only comes into play when students take a second to care about policies affecting them.’

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Find a use for tech specs THEY are the coolest of the cool in wearable tech and Edinburgh University has 20 pairs of them lying around. Now, it just needs some ideas on what the heck to do with its Google Glasses. So, it is asking students to come up with their suggestions for the gizmos and put them into a threeEyes down: Google Glass minute video. The best will be picked and PICTURE: KĀRLIS DAMBRĀNS/FLICKR

used for research projects. Students have already been using the glasses – which lets the wearer record what they see and has the ability to link to mobile apps – to measure the stress levels of cyclists in the city. They used the glasses to record what bikers saw and said during a 15-minute ride and hope to use the data to develop a road safety app.

FRANCESCA STREET IT has never been in doubt that the University of Edinburgh is among the world’s best in terms of quality of education. But, when it comes to student life on and off campus, something has never quite hit the mark, if statistics and surveys are to be believed. Now, vindication has arrived thanks to a Which? survey of thousands of students which has put the institution right up there with the best. It was rated high in four out of �ive categories, including 79 per cent approval for nightlife and its students’ union offering. Satisfaction with nightlife at Edinburgh Napier University was second among the city’s unis with 75 per cent, while Heriot-Watt scored 67 per cent. The UofE also scored highest for its political activity at 70 per cent – making it one

of the nation’s top universities for politics, along with ten others, including the University of Oxford and the University of Glasgow. Napier and Heriot-Watt, on the other hand, trailed behind on the political front, with 36 per cent and 38 per cent respectively. Heriot-Watt got its highest score in sport, where it was given a rating of 71 per cent, equal with UofE and way ahead of Napier’s 60 per cent. Which? also attempted to measure universities’ creative vibe, asking about music venues and exhibitions as well as artistic clubs on offer. The UofE scored highest in this area, with 69 per cent, while Napier got 62 per cent and Heriot-Watt 47 per cent. However, too few students at Queen Margaret University responded to the survey for Which? to list its results.

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Boom for flats as builders move in THE city is poised for a student building boom after plans for a £23million complex in Leith Walk, New Town, were approved by Edinburgh City Council. More student �lats are also on the cards at the foot of Edinburgh Castle in King’s Stables Road, where developers are bidding to transform an empty of�ice block. And, across the city, next to Meadowbank sports centre in London Road, property company Caledonian Trust wants to replace more empty of�ices with a block housing 350 student bedrooms – but it must get the nod from the council �irst. Cassie Doney

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I love the smell of whisky at the morning lecture n RESEARCH into 3D-printed tweed saw three Edinburgh College of Art students win a prestigious business ideas competition. PhD student Diego Zamora worked with ECA graduates Ross Johnston and Lucy Boermans to design this new take on tweed, which would be first of its kind within the 3D printing industry. They won iPad minis, smart watches and a chance to get invaluable advice at a business boot camp, courtesy of the LAUNCH.ed competition. About 50 students from all colleges across the university took part.

CASSIE DONEY MANY students do their best to cover up the smell of alcohol at early lectures. But fashion designers could soon be incorporating the scent of whisky in their clothing. Scientists and students at Heriot-Watt have been working with Harris Tweed to develop a ‘smart fabric’ that features the aroma of Johnnie Walker whisky. It’s going to be used in Italian fashion designer Angelo Bratis’s next collection. Featuring ‘microencapsulation technology’, the tweed reflects the colours of whisky while the fabric carries a unique scent – named Aqua Alba – designed to replicate aromas released from a glass of whisky, known as the nose.

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Jim McVee, business development manager at HeriotWatt’s School of Textiles and Design, said: ‘Smart textiles are a fast-developing sector that offers enormous potential. ‘Our year-long collaboration with Harris Tweed Hebrides is a great example of the ways in which we can help Scottish textile companies to develop their business, add value to their textiles and bring exciting new products to market.’ Two years ago, the technology was used in a therapeutic context, for a producer of headwear for cancer patients. Brian Wilson, chairman of Harris Tweed Hebrides, said: ‘This is a natural partnership of two great Scottish brands with input from one of our cutting-edge academic centres.’

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Living out of a case: The Napier Collective sold prints at a pop-up market THE baton has been passed – the Napier Photo Collective ‘14 has handed over to the class of 2015. And the new breed of Edinburgh graduates sold some of their work at Cowgate’s first pop-up market. The market, led by Callan Skye Anderson, brought together a mix of the city’s creative

minds, featuring arts and crafts, vintage clothing, music and food stalls. The Napier Collective will be exhibiting their work at the Free Range creative graduate show in London in June. They will be setting up a crowd-funding campaign to fund their trip. A similar effort raised Looking up: A work by £877 last year. collective member Jola Sopek

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YOUTH justice expert Prof Bill Whyte was among many University of Edinburgh staff awarded gongs in the New Year honours. Prof Whyte, a former social worker who has

worked extensively in the field of young people at risk of crime, was made a CBE. Anne Richards, viceconvener of the University Court, has been made a CBE for services to the financial

services. Prof Stephen Hillier receives an OBE for services to international higher education. And Prof Nanette Mutrie, chair of physical activity for health, was made an MBE.


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Students urged to be donors BLOODY students, all they’re good for is getting drunk and causing trouble, right? Well #bloodystudents will be out to smash that myth as hundreds are expected to once again help save lives by giving blood. The Napier Students’ Association is holding a threemonth drive to get students to donate. Last year, 200 gave blood for the first time. The donations take place at the blood donor centre in Lauriston Place. There are also cards to help students who cannot donate nominate someone. Share donation pictures on Twitter at #bloodystudents

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A TRAIL has been set up to point out some of Queen Margaret University’s green credentials. Signs guide walkers around nine eco-friendly points on campus, such as buildings designed to be energy efficient. Former vice-principal Rosalyn Marshall funded the project.

BOOKING a taxi should be as easy as ordering a pizza… But with controversy around the Uber app, things seem to have got trickier. Now five entrepreneurs at the University of Edinburgh have waded into the crowded taxi booking market with the relaunch of the YourTaximeter service. The brainchild of Tom Macmichael, YourTaximeter offers punters the opportunity to connect with legitimate taxi companies. Co-creator Michael Lotkowski said: ‘We want to offer an alternative to companies such as Uber. ‘We believe in the local taxi companies and we want to help them thrive and develop in the modern times, where everything is done via your smartphone.’ YourTaximeter was originally a website providing

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worse. ‘I proceeded to push him off and told him not to touch me,’ Francesca said. ‘He then asked me if I was foreign and I replied with a tart “No” and reiterated that I wanted him to leave me alone. ‘This seemed to enrage him because the next thing I knew he had me in a tight bearhug so I couldn’t move, and he proceeded to tell me that I “Should be foreign because I was f***ing hot”.’ The man then told Francesca he hated her before physically attacking her. ‘He let go and I turned round to confront him,’ she said. ‘But he aggressively groped my right breast and proceeded to run out of the club when I EDWARD JONES the north-east for a few exposed lunged after him. I had to leave weeks both TWO universities were at with when she went down alert, althoughwere put on the Hive after that because theI centre of a meningitis a fever and vomiting. no other cases have been reported. was so distressed.’ Her brother, Jeffrey scare after a student Elvin, Newcastle Francesca said felt ‘quite from the infection died claims the 22-year-old University Nor- said every within thumbria depressed for a week after year meningitis days of being taken Uni law degree ill. awareness events the assault’ but reported the student was sent Nine people who were held home came from into contact with hospital with only for new students. Rebecca turn toEdward p5 Housemate Venothani were offered anti- medication to treat �lu. She Rajagopal was dead within two said: ‘Rebecca biotics in case they days. had had many dreams With large numbers tracted the condition. conand one of of them was students and staff Ms Edward, from at both icient money to save suffMalay- Northumbria sia, had only been to get an air and Newcasback in tle universities potentially

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Caught by curse of social media BEN SAUNDERS-COURT SOCIAL media is as much a defining characteristic of our generation as the ‘war on terror’, Banksy and X Factor. In 20 years when you’re watching Liam Payne and Alex Turner on I Luv 2017, reminiscing over the birth of Facebook you will understand its scope. Your grandchildren will look up at you with their cherubic faces and ask: ‘Nana, did you really store all your personal information in the cloud and willingly put your photographs, birth date, phone number and address on a public forum?’ and you’ll reply, ‘Yes my little love’. ‘But why Nana?’ they’ll ask, and you’ll think about it and sigh. ‘Because they told us it

would be fun.’ That’s the truth, isn’t it? We post our most personal secrets online for everyone to see because we believe it is fun. We are told that it is the future. But this idea has worked a little too well. It has become ingrained in us. A couple of years ago people would talk about how beneficial it was to leave your phone off for a few days and have a little technological holiday. Nobody says that any more. We panic if they we haven’t checked Facebook for a couple of hours. Factor in Twitter, Instagram and WhatsApp and you realise that something fundamental about our relat­ ionship with social media has changed. We have lost our sense of perspective. We have

closed off the emergency exits and wholeheartedly bought into the information age. We can’t even pin the badge of blame on the anonymous ‘they’. If ‘they’ jumped off a cliff would you follow? Maybe if it would get you a couple of extra levels on Angry Birds? The truth is that ‘they’ are, in fact, us. Facebook, Twitter, Instagram is all just software. We have lapped it up. You use these sites because your friends do. You got rid of Myspace is because your friends did. We are changing our own constitutions, altering our physiology. That’s why you panic when you can’t feel your phone in your pocket or Instagram won’t refresh. We have blinded ourselves into believing that this is for the best.

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talkingPOINTS WRONG IMAGE: How much of your food intake is dictated by how it makes your body look? How many desserts do you dismiss because they’ll only taste like guilt? How much of your time and energy is taken up thinking about how you look, what you look like and how you can change it? This attitude has become the infectious disease in our society that the NHS has yet to immunise against. It is the black plague of the 21st century Kathryn Thomson

JOIN THE FRAT PACK: Many of us have heard of frats and sororities through films such as American Pie. They have mad names such as kappa phi delta, throw toga parties, cause havoc across the campus and drink beer like it’s water. The bit the movies leave out is the good that fraternities do for their universities. Members have to do at least ten hours’ charity work, they need to get above average grades and the fraternity is expected to compete in a sporting league. Fraternities are much more than just parties – they are a way to make great contacts and, once you are in, you are in for life Elliot DaCosta

STAY HAPPY: Even if organised clubs aren’t your thing, then it is important to ensure you spend time with your friends. Just watching a movie or going for a pint not only means you catch up on the latest gossip but also gives you an opportunity to relax from the stress of university work. Having a social life is one of the most important parts of university. Humans are social animals; we need each other’s company to stay happy and healthy Tilda Gregg-Smith

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MEDIA MYTHS: Being a media student is tough. It really is. There’s this stigma with being a media student because people think it’s a joke subject where we are ‘glorified camera operators’. It’s as if we all congregated together to do a media degree for lack of something better and that we probably wouldn’t be intelligent enough to be lawyers, doctors, teachers or physicists anyway Anna Landi

HOLD THAT THOUGHT: If there is a skill which I have honed throughout my time at university it is procrastination. There have been many times when I elected to clean my bathroom mirror instead of doing an essay. But the biggest source of procrastination is Facebook. About 640million minutes are spent on the site by its users every month and most of them are when they are procrastinating. A seven second video of a man falling will never be funnier than when you have 200 words due in eight hours. Twitter and YikYak are becoming more popular too. Social media make procrastination a way of life. On many occasions, I have been late for university because I was repeatedly refreshing YikYak to check if my anonymous self was popular Brogan Howie

NO TO RESOLUTIONS: ‘New year, new you’? Not quite. Making a resolution does not guarantee you will stick to it and it’s impossible to change overnight. It takes about 21 days to build a habit and most of the habits we accumulate are years in the making Laura Hayes YES TO RESOLUTIONS: Resolutions are not old-fashioned; they are relevant to making our society a better place and making us feel more fulfilled Lucy Shiels

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EIL AMIN-SMITH has to apologise for being late. It is the day after the night before, when Clean Bandit proved one of the highlights at the BBC Music Awards, winning another legion of fans with an orchestral version of Rather Be and breakthrough hit Mozart’s House. All is forgiven, though, as he laughs it off, explaining he was at an afterparty in Mayfair: ‘Sorry about that – I’m actually usually really good at getting up.’ We feel his pain. After all, he’s talking to students; we’ve all tried this little white lie when we’ve stumbled into a lecture an hour late smelling of the SU. Amin-Smith, 25, is still on a high after being nominated for song of the year, despite being pipped by Pharrell Williams’ ubiquitous

THEY are the breakthrough act of 2014, a year crowned with No.1 hit Rather Be. Clean Bandit’s fusion of classical and electronica has won them adoring fans worldwide and a nod at the BBC Music Awards. Violin player Neil Amin-Smith tells CAVELLE SIMPSON and JOSHUA EVANS about the slog to the top and surviving university ditty Happy. ‘It was amazing to be nominated,’ he says. ‘The list of songs and the list of artists to have been nominated are so huge.’ Since entering the spotlight with Mozart’s House, his band – Jack Patterson, 28, on beats, synths, and midi-saxophone; his little brother, Luke, 22, on drums; and Grace Chatto, 29, on cello – have been unstoppable. The story of the Cambridge undergrads who went from classical quartet to dance floor darlings is becoming familiar as they sweep up the accolades, including for their No.1 hit Rather

Be, featuring Jess Glynne. But how did the partnership come about? Amin-Smith says: ‘We actually had the whole song finished for a long time. It was just looking for the right vocals. Our label played us a track that Jess was on and we thought we’d give it a go with her because she was on our level.’ It proved a wise choice, hurling the four-piece to the top of the charts. But fame took time. ‘It was kind of a long slog,’ he adds. ‘The thing that really made a difference with us was when we started making music videos and posting them online.’ His group

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are known for drawing on genres from classical to deep house. ‘Jack listens to a lot of jazz,’ Amin-Smith goes on. ‘We all listen to different kinds of music, like garage. In terms of how we present ourselves live, people like Rudimental are influencing us a lot.’ They are also the ultimate university survivors, having formed at Jesus College, where Jack would record then-girlfriend Chatto’s recitals and remix them. Any advice on how to get through university? ‘Don’t see it as something you have to “get through”,’ Amin-Smith smiles. ‘It’s over far too quickly.’

Did they have their wild moments, like the rest of us? He pauses for a second, before chuckling: ‘Grace and Jack once got caught… um, together… in a cupboard at our college library.’ Most of us have our favourite uni party venues. Amin-Smith prefers a more intimate set-up: ‘I like small clubs. I’m not really into massive super-clubs.’ For Clean Bandit, life after uni has been pretty sweet – and they’re not slowing down. ‘We’ve come to the end of a really relentless touring period,’ Amin-Smith says. ‘In March, we’ve got our biggest-ever UK tour. We’re really looking forward to that.’

Clean Bandit play 02 Academy, Birmingham, on March 9, 02 Academy, Glasgow, on March 10 and Apollo, Manchester, on March 11

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tue, jan 20 Dirty Sexy Tuesday, Lulu, £4 Deliverance, Opium, free Hector’s House, Cabaret Voltaire, £5 Soul Jam, Sneaky Pete’s, free

wed, jan 28 Open Mic Night, The Banshee Labyrinth, free Tribe, The Liquid Rooms, £5 Mansion, The Opal Lounge, £6 Cookie, Hive, free The Gettup, Cabaret Voltaire, free

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on an 11-date tour to showcase latest album Education, Education, Education & War. It arrives in Edinburgh’s Usher Hall on February 3.

Temple Thursdays, Silk, £5 Tits ‘n’ Tats, McSorleys, free Mayhem, Opium, free Hullabaloo, Bongo Club, £3

tue, jan 13 I Love Hip Hop, Bongo Club, £3 Soul Jam, Sneaky Pete’s, free Hector’s House, Cabaret Voltaire, £5

wed, jan 21 Tribe, The Liquid Room, £5 Cookie, Hive, free Wednesday is the New Saturday, Henry’s Cellar Bar, free Route 66, Cabaret Voltaire, £3 Witness, Sneaky Pete’s, £5

thurs, jan 29 Bandeoke, The Three Sisters, free Temple Thursdays, Silk, £5 Itchy Feet, The Liquid Rooms, tickets tbc iAM Edinburgh, Cabaret Voltaire, £4

fri, feb 6 Propaganda, The Liquid Rooms, £5 Flux Fridays, WhyNot?, £6 Planet Earth, Citrus Club, £5 Fly Club, Cabaret Voltaire, £5 Planet Earth, Citrus Club, free Broke, Cav, £6 Pandamonium, Opium, free

wed, jan 14 Cookie, Hive, free Tribe, The Liquid Rooms, £4 Route 66, Cabaret Voltaire, £3

thurs, jan 22 Hullabaloo, The Bongo Club, £3 Temple Thursdays, Silk, £5 Bounce, Lola Lo, £4

fri, jan 30 Pandemonium, Opium, free Frisky Fridays, Silk, free Circus Lates, Electric Circus, tbc Jackhammer, The Caves, tbc Mjolk, Wee Red Bar, £5 Fly Club, Cabaret Voltaire, £5

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Until February 14: CHRISTOPHER ORR: THE BEGUILING EYE, Talbot GalleryThe at UoE, Matt Rice McDonagh, Wee Red Bar, £5 free Mumbo Jumbo, The Bongo Club, £5 Tease Age, The Until January 10: Citrus Club, free WICKED, Edinburgh Magic Nostalgic, Electric Circus, £8 Playhouse, Betamax,tickets Studio£25 24, £4 November 28 toPete’s, January Ride, Sneaky £53: THE BFG, Royal Lyceum Theatre, tickets £15

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sat, jan 17 The Wolf Sessions, The Blind Poet, free The Egg, The Wee Red Bar, £5 Resident DJ Club Night, The Newsroom, free Espionage, Espionage, free Pop Rocks, Electric Circus, £5 Wasabi Disco, Sneaky Pete’s, £5 Aura, Cav, £5

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Illuminating: Martin Flare Mondays, WhyNot?, £5 Boyce’s Our Love is Like Mixed The Up Mondays, the Flowers, Rain, Hive, free The Sea And The Hours

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sun, jan 18 mon, jan 19 Little-known tale of human bondage

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SUE Glover’s play made a stunning comeback to the Flare Mondays, WhyNot?, Edinburgh theatre£5 scene and Mixed was Up Mondays, Hive, free thoroughly enjoyable. Set in the misty Highlands in the 19th century, it follows the lives of six young bondagers – female land workers – as they struggle to survive. Every ploughman had to provide a woman to work on

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the land; if he didn’t then he was unlikely to be employed. Trash, free TheHive, stage, covered in a Dirty Sexy Tuesday, Lulu, £5 as layer of soil, served almost another character, making I Love Hip Hop, Bongo Club, £3the bondagers’ work appear even more strenuous and difficult. One again Glover has provided a fascinating insight into a littleknown part of Scotland’s history. Louise Dickie

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THE best and brightest art in Scotland is being celebrated across Edinburgh – and the National Gallery isn’t missing out. Tribe, The Liquid 25 Rooms, £5of Generation: Years Contemporary Cookie, Hive, free Art in Scotland includes works from David Shrigley’s prints to an ethereal polythene sheet sculpture by Karla Black.

Former Turner prize winner Martin Boyce features in the exhibition with his installation Our Love Is Like The Flowers, The Rain, Temple Silk, £5 The SeaThursdays, And The Hours. Generation offers something Tits ‘n’ Tats, McSorleys, free new with eachPilgrim, visit, and Smash & Grab, free to each visitor. It’s free and finishes on January 25. Cassie Doney

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January 12: RED RAW, The Stand, £2 January 13: ROBIN INCE: BLOOMING BUZZING CONFUSION, The Stand, £12

January 14: POETS AGAINST HUMANITY, The Banshee Labyrinth, donations welcome January 15, 22, 29, February 5, 12: THE THURSDAY SHOW, The Stand £7 January 16, 23, 30, February 6: THE FRIDAY SHOW, The Stand £10 January 17, 23, 30, February 7: THE SATURDAY SHOW, The Stand £15 January 23: THE FRIDAY SHOW, The Beehive Comedy Club, The Beehive Inn, £9 January 24: THE SATURDAY SHOW, The Beehive Comedy Club, The Beehive Inn, £9 January 18: THE SUNDAY NIGHT LAUGH-IN, The Stand, £5 January 19: RED RAW, The Stand, £2 January 22: OMID DJALIL: IRANALAMADINGDONG, The Edinburgh Playhouse, £24 January 23: THE IMPROVERTS, Bedlam Theatre, £4.50 January 25: BURNS NIGHT SPECIAL, The Stand, £5

January 26: RED RAW, The Stand, £2 January 28: THE BEST OF SCOTTISH COMEDY, The Stand, £5 January 30: THE FRIDAY SHOW, The Beehive Comedy Club, The Beehive Inn, £9 January 31: THE SATURDAY SHOW, The Beehive Comedy Club, The Beehive Inn, £9 February 1: THE SUNDAY NIGHT LAUGH-IN, The Stand, £5 February 2: FOOTLIGHTS COMEDY, Edinburgh Footlights, £3 February 2: RED RAW, The Stand, £2 February 3: RICHARD MELVIN, The Stand, free February 4: BROKEN WINDOWS POLICY, The Stand, £5 February 6: THE FRIDAY SHOW, The Beehive Comedy Club, The Beehive Inn, £9 February 6: SIMON AMSTELL: TO BE FREE, The Queen’s Hall, £21 February 7: THE SATURDAY SHOW, The Beehive Comedy Club, The Beehive Inn, £9 February 8: THE SUNDAY NIGHT LAUGH-IN, The Stand, £5 February 9: RED RAW, The Stand, £2 February 10: ELECTRIC TALES, The Stand, free February 11: SEAN HUGHES, The Stand, £15

Celebrate Scotland’s best-loved treasure

IF YOU go to university in Scotland, whether you’re a native or not, Burns Night is big. On January 25, Scots everywhere gather to honour Robert Burns, the country’s most celebrated poet. If you’re going to join in the festivities, or even throw your own Burns Supper, we’ve got everything you need to know. What to eat: It can only be one thing – haggis,

theatre January 14 to February 7: THE FAITH HEALER, Royal Lyceum Theatre, £10 January 17: RALLY & BROAD, Counting House, £5 Until January 18: ALADDIN, King’s Theatre, £14 January 23: SING-A-LONGA-SOUND OF MUSIC, Edinburgh Playhouse, £17-64

neeps and tatties (or turnips and potatoes for those from across the border). Serve with drams of the best Scotch whisky you can afford. What to wear: Deck yourselves out in tartan, whether it’s a hat, tie, socks or a kilt. Bonus points if it’s in your clan’s tartan. What to say: Address your haggis before serving. How do you address a haggis? (It doesn’t involve stamps.) You

January 29 to 31: INÉS DE CASTRO, Festival Theatre, £18-55 January 30: MOTOWN’S GREATEST HITS: HOW SWEET IT IS, Edinburgh Playhouse, £26.90 January 31: THE RAT PACK VEGAS SPECTACULAR SHOW, Edinburgh Playhouse, £19.90-25.90 February 1 to 3: CIRQUE BERSERK, Edinburgh Playhouse, £19

Night in: Poetry recitals are traditional recite Burns’ Address To A Haggis, obviously. What to play: Bagpipes are a necessity. Make a playlist to give your supper an authentic Scottish feel. Before your guests leave, link hands and sing the ode to friendship, Auld Lang

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Syne – and don’t forget to send them on their way with a last dram. No matter where you find yourself on Burns Night, raise a glass to Scotland’s bard – a proud symbol of all that’s great in the nation. Steph Brown

February 2 to 7: DEAD SIMPLE, King’s Theatre, £14

February 5: BUTTERFLY, Traverse Theatre, £12

February 3: AND THEN HE ATE ME, Traverse Theatre, tickets £8

February 5 to 7: DANCE ‘TIL DAWN, Edinburgh Playhouse, £25

February 4 to February 7: BIRMINGHAM ROYAL BALLET: COPPELIA, Edinburgh Festival Theatre, tickets £25

February 9 to 14: TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD, King’s Theatre, £15-30

February 4: AUTUMN PORTRAITS, Traverse Theatre, £12

February 10 to 14: SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER, Festival Theatre, £15-36.50 February 11: NUTCRACKER, Edinburgh Playhouse, £40-86


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Powerful pair: Glinda (Emily Tierney) and Elphaba (Ashleigh Gray) sparkle PICTURE: MATTHEW CROCKETT January 31: BWANI AND FRIENDS, Sneaky Pete’s, £10 January 31: HALF MAN HALF BISCUIT, The Liquid Room, £22 February 1: HUDSON TAYLOR, The Caves, £13.25 February 1: HONEYBLOOD, Sneaky Pete’s, £10 February 1: BINKBEATS, Electric Circus, £12 February 3: KAISER CHIEFS, Usher Hall, £30 February 3: MARIACHI EL BRONX, Electric Circus, £12

February 3: THE AFGHAN WHIGS, The Liquid Room, tickets tbc February 5: MARK BURWELL’S ROCKEOKE, The Blind Poet, free February 6: SCRATCH PERVERTS, Electric Circus, £6 February 10: STU LARSEN, The Caves, £10

WATCHING a show shouldn’t be difficult. But watching a show while trying to make a good impression on your new boyfriend’s family? Impossible. And yet that was my situation when I went to see Wicked. The musical tells the story of two girls who meet as sorcery students: the blonde and very popular Glinda (Emily Tierney) and a misunderstood green girl called Elphaba (Ashleigh Gray). Following an encounter with The Wonderful Wizard Of Oz, their friendship reaches a crossroads and their lives take very different paths. Glinda’s unflinching desire for popularity sees her seduced by power, while Elphaba’s determination to remain true to herself

has unexpected and shocking consequences for her future. Tierney’s Glinda sparkled in a variety of costumes that would put any Disney princess to shame, while Gray shone as Elphaba, her voice so powerful that, at one point, one of the younger audience members had to cover her ears. And Samuel Edwards made such a handsome Fiyero I had to restrain myself from fangirling over the balcony during Dancing Through Life. As for ‘meeting the family’? I think it went well. A show like Wicked was always going to be an ice-breaker. I mean, who doesn’t sing along to Defying Gravity in the car? Louise Dickie

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OST people were �irst introduced to Rae Morris as the ethereal voice on Bombay Bicycle Club’s single Luna last year. But her loyal fans have been appreciating her music since she set out on the road to stardom three years ago. The 22-year-old’s debut album, Unguarded, will be released later this month before she heads out on tour. TUP caught up with her to �ind out more. Is there a different process when producing an album, as opposed to working on EPs and singles? Mentally, I knew I had to create a whole body of work. So, I was quite nervous at �irst, but the producer just said: ‘Look, don’t be scared – because what’s the

worst thing you can do?’ Would you say your hometown of Blackpool has been a positive place for you as an emerging artist? Absolutely. I think the good thing about Blackpool is that because it’s so small, it makes you stand out a little more. I realised at the time that if I was in London coming on to the scene and playing open mic nights, it’s musically so vast and such a big city that it’s easy to get lost. Does the media compare you to your contemporaries and do you �ind that a problem? I’ve never really had a problem with being compared to the people I’m in a peer group with. I’m a massive Kate Bush fan,

so often people say about my music, ‘that sounds a bit like Kate Bush’. And obviously that’s not true. I am inspired by her – but I don’t sound like her. What would be your advice to young artists struggling to get their music heard? Take the opportunities. I don’t mean be desperate or sell yourself or anything like that – I just mean never say no to anything just because it doesn’t sound great. I took a lot of gigs where I was like, ‘Oh, gosh, I’m not sure – I don’t think it’s going to be a good one’. And then you get there and it happens to be the best gig you ever played. Mollie Carberry

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T’S a mantra we would all do well to follow: Always do what will make you happy. For rising star Billy Lockett, the words of his late father, John Luce, have underpinned his determination to forge a career in music. And, so far, it is paying off. Lockett, 22, is climbing to the top despite having yet to sign a record deal. He has supported the likes of Lana Del Rey, Birdy and KT Turnstall, most recently touring with Scottish songstress – and Ed Sheeran protégé – Nina Nesbitt. In March, he embarks on his own four-date headline tour, while his latest single, Old Man, is a beautiful tribute to his father, who died earlier this year from prostate cancer at the age of 62. ‘I sort of hated him sometimes,’ says Lockett. ‘We had a lot of fights but a lot of laughs. Overall, it was great to have someone that cared

How rising star Billy was urged to follow his dream so much about me and about what I do.’ His father, a well-known artist in his home town of Northampton, was constantly pushing Lockett to follow his dream and his words have stuck: ‘Make sure that whatever you’re doing you’re enjoying. Make sure you’re constantly doing something that makes you happy.’ It’s hard to pinpoint Lockett’s musical style, as each song varies from soothing melodies to more upbeat rhythms, all intertwined with charming piano and guitar. Raw emotion can be heard in his soulful, expressive voice as he reminisces on his life. So it’s odd to hear his love of music grew from a childhood

obsession with Eminem. He says: ‘I love his lyrics and everything about him really. I wouldn’t really say he inspires me, because he’s nothing like me, but he was one of the first people that really got me into music.’ Lockett knows he has yet to crack the music business. ‘It’s great knowing that everyone’s there to see you when they’ve bought tickets for your gig,’ he says. ‘But I also love trying to win people over as a supporting artist.’ And despite admitting that ‘things could be easier’, he declares: ‘I don’t want to do anything that’s going to make me depressed in the long run.’ Clearly, he’s been listening to his dad. Eloise Vanstone

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without even realising your lips are moving. If you’re going to spend your student loan on one CD this month, make sure it’s this one. Trust me – you won’t regret not having spent that tenner on vodka trebles for this. Henrietta Painter

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XAMS are over and you’re looking to treat yourself to a �irst-person shooter, packed with cinematic explosions and futuristic weapons. Look no further than the latest offering from the Call Of Duty series. Advanced Warfare is set in the battle�ields of the future, providing combat in an age of robotic exoskeletons and private military contractors. The setting has had more

Call Of Duty: Advanced Warfare

than just a super�icial lick of paint, with both weaponry and mechanics getting an overhaul. Double jumping, lasers from space, arm-mounted grenade launchers – they’re all here. The campaign mode has all the �lair you’ve come to expect of a high-budget �irstperson shooter. And with its

Glimpse into the future: The game offers all-new tech

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Hollywood explosions and Kevin Spacey taking on the role of lead protagonist, the game’s storyline is grand in scale. Advanced Warfare is the most signi�icantly changed Call Of Duty since Black Ops 2 – it represents a genuine departure from the morose battle�ields of the past, bringing something a little

fresher and more exciting to the table. Like other titles in the series, you’ll be �ighting in locations around the world, such as Argentina and Antarctica – but the real draw is the multiplayer mode, and that you’ll �ind as thrilling as ever. Developer Sledgehammer Games has tweaked the winning formula – but don’t worry, you can still

build up your player and unlock new kit. The only issue comes to the fore over long periods of game play, with online play stuttering on occasion for little discernible reason. Even so, Advanced Warfare is heaps of fun and comes highly recommended for anyone with some downtime and the desire to score a few headshots with friends. Michael O’Connell-Davidson

out soon Dying Light HORDES of flesh-eating zombies are everywhere and it’s down to you to stop them. During the day, you traverse the virtual world, helping survivors and picking up supplies. By night, as the infected grow stronger, you change from hunter to prey. New enemies, such as the Predators, will only appear at sundown – meaning you must find safety. The game’s RPG element allows you to build your own style of playing. But will you go for silent killing or all guns blazing? James Williams Rugby 15 WITH the World Cup just months away, a rugby-based video game was inevitable. However, such games are notoriously difficult to produce because of rugby’s intricate rules. HB Studios’ attempt allows you to play in the world’s top leagues or for your country – but the game looks similar to any other, except for a new rucking feature that adds a real-life element. With average graphics and game play, you’d be better off stepping back in time and getting EA’s Rugby 08. Matt Bullin Saints Row IV: Re-Elected

Pass it on: Play friends as though you’re in the same room

Share a journey back to the ’90s FOR twentysomething gamers, childhood evokes memories of basking in the warm glow of a TV at a friend’s house, rejoicing in the multiplayer nirvana of GoldenEye 007 and Mario Kart 64. It was an era when split-screen reigned supreme. But the popularity of the ‘couch multiplayer’ dwindled with the advent of online gaming. Now, with Sony’s latest system software update on the PlayStation 4, the couch is back. Introducing Share Play – the ability to play games online with a friend as though you were back on that patterned ’90s

couch once more. Share Play lets you effectively ‘pass’ your friend your controller, allowing them to take control of your game as you see it on your screen. Alternatively, you can pass them a second controller and play local multiplayer online. Buzzwords such as ‘game-changing’ and ‘revolutionary’ are industry prerequisites for marketing campaigns nowadays – but this really is the next level for gaming. With all the releases January has to offer, Share Play is the console exclusive worth having. All hail the couch! Graham Wardle

PICTURE this: you’re president of the US and aliens invade, intent on enslaving humanity. What do you do? Well, in Saints Row IV: Re-Elected, you go out and kick some ass. The game is a revamp of the excellent Saints Row IV for the new generation of consoles. If you find Grand Theft Auto too stuffy, you’ll enjoy the unique humour of this series. In GTA, you can break the law; in Saints Row IV, you can break the laws of physics. If you’ve got an appetite for the ridiculous, it’s a no-brainer. Michael O’Connell-Davidson

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out soon Wild (Jan 16) AFTER a series of tragic events, Cheryl Strayed embarks on a gruelling quest — hiking 1,100 miles along the Pacific Crest Trail. Based on a true story, Wild sees Strayed (Reese Witherspoon) come to terms with the death of her mother, using heroin and getting divorced. The film is adapted from Strayed’s autobiography by screenwriter/novelist Nick Hornby and director Jean-Marc Callée, who mixes scenes from the lead character’s turbulent past with challenges from her journey. Emily Lewis Kingsman: The Secret Service (Jan 29) SMALL-TIME crook Gary ‘Eggsy’ Unwin (Taron Egerton) is taken under the wing of gentleman spy Harry Hart (Colin Firth). Unwin’s tough first assignment is to deal with global threat and mad techterrorist Valentine (Samuel L Jackson). Armed with innovative weaponry, such as Oxford Blades and the Gunbrella, can the pair save the day? Kate Johnson

ENT lawyer Saul Goodman reached cult status in hit show Breaking Bad. Now, the lovable rogue is back in the muchanticipated spin-off from creators Vince Gilligan and Peter Gould. Better Call Saul sees Bob Odenkirk reprise the role of Saul, real name Jimmy McGill, as he struggles to make his name as a lawyer six years before the events of Breaking Bad. However, rumour has it the prequel will also deal with events during and after. Although RJ Mitte, who played Walt Jr in Breaking Bad, has said the new series

Spin-off: Bob Odenkirk is back as bent lawyer Saul Goodman has ‘nothing to do’ with the Emmy award-winning show, its success should guarantee Better Call Saul a global audience. Despite funnyman Saul taking the lead, the show is set to be just as gritty as its big brother, with Odenkirk insisting it will be ‘85 per cent

drama, 15 per cent comedy’. With Jonathan Banks also returning as ice-cool hitman Mike Ehrmantraut, Breaking Bad fans will be able to sate those withdrawal symptoms. The show is to premiere in the US on February 8 and will hit UK Net�lix shortly after. Josh Mcloughlin

New look: Spy Colin Firth. Below, Reese Witherspoon Inherent Vice (Jan 30) PRIVATE detective Larry ‘Doc’ Sportello (Joaquin Phoenix) investigates the disappearance of his ex-girlfriend’s (Katherine Waterson) new lover, Mickey Wolfmann (Eric Roberts). This drama-comedy, also starring Owen Wilson and Reese Witherspoon, is adapted from the Thomas Pychon novel of the same name by writer and director Paul Thomas Anderson. Rebecca Cattell Mordecai (Jan 23) ENGLISH gent, debonair art dealer and part-time rogue Charlie Mortdecai (Johnny Depp) wants to get his hands on Nazi gold. Standing in his way is an international terrorist, the MI5, angry Russians and

almost everyone else. The film’s trailer offers cheap laughs, poor English accents and the same post-Jack Sparrow Depp that lost its charm a long time ago. Gwyneth Paltrow plays beautiful wife Johanna Mortdecai and Ewan McGregor, investigates as Inspector Martland. Morgan Hinton

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Four student fashion bloggers give ELLA ROSE POYZER advice on how to dress with style for lectures and reveal how blogging has changed their university experiences

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HAT is your go-to outfit to wear for lectures? Lauren Kelly: Skinny jeans for comfort and I always have a blazer on to smarten everything up. If anything is scruffy, it’s my hair – never my outfit. You can’t tie that up in a bun with it still looking presentable. Julia Ward: I like to dress smart-casual. A pair of highwaisted jeans with a cami-top

and a kimono or cardigan is just the right amount of smart and comfy. Eleanor Danks: I tend to stick to jeans, a top and my trusty leather jacket. Aisling McGarrigle: Always some sort of jersey skirt and a casual top or jumper, some tights and usually brogues. For a typical university night out, what kind of outfit is always your first choice?

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Eleanor Danks Eleanor: My disco pants or velvet leggings, a bralet or crop top and heeled boots. I prefer boots to heels – heels hurt so bad! When on a budget, what shops are your favourites? Lauren: H&M for basics,

Aisling McGarrigle New Look for jewellery and pumps. Both give easy ways to make a simple or recycled outfit look new – and without breaking the bank. Julia: One of my favourites has to be Primark. I can guarantee I will find

something I love in there every time I go – and, of course, it’s great on the purse strings. I also love Matalan. You’d be pleasantly surprised at the number of great quality pieces and accessories you can find in there. Do you feel as though blogging has enhanced your university experience? Julia: Life at university isn’t all about getting your degree. Granted, that is important – but it’s also important to have something extra that makes you stand out from the rest. For me, that something extra is blogging. It’s the perfect escape from university work and something I look forward to doing after a long week. Aisling: I studied zoology, which is a far cry from make-up and beauty, so I feel like my blog has opened doors for me that wouldn’t have been an option normally. I recently got a job in The Body Shop and I feel my blog had so much to do

with it, as it was clear I was passionate about the brand and products. What advice can you give for any student thinking of starting a blog? Julia: I’d say to just go for it. My blog is for me, not to impress anyone. It’s a way of expressing my passion. If people read it and love it, then that’s an added bonus. Eleanor: Have a good think about what your blog content will focus on – start planning and scheduling your posts, research the best photo editing software and look at other blogs for inspiration. Don’t forget to network – it’s a great way to build connections and friendships with other bloggers to increase your readership. Aisling: Plan your time and posts effectively. When I started, I was just posting whenever I felt like it – but I wasn’t happy with my posts. Now I have more structure, I feel my blog is much better and is well put together.

Follow Julia at www.blondeambition13.tumblr.com; Lauren at www.laurenmariesreveries.blogspot.co.uk; Eleanor at www.dreamlovelivefashion.blogspot.co.uk; and Aisling at www.rosysmiles.blogspot.co.uk

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News and views from the world of fashion... all with a student budget in mind

Reem: Towie’s Joey Essex takes time out for a snap, right. Above and left, faux fur and flowing skirts steal the show at CSL

Dozy Joey heads fashion followers at annual style fest

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HEY gave us neon and New York; they had the greats and not-so-greats of the fashion world; they even had Joey Essex. Now in its 26th year, Clothes Show Live arrived at Birmingham’s NEC with all the hoopla and celebrity endorsements you might expect of an event that launched the modelling careers of Erin O’Connor, Holly Willoughby and Nina Porter. It attracted about 100,000 visitors between December

A star-struck SHANICE ABBOTT sneaks a peek behind the scenes as Clothes Show Live rolls into town for its 26th year

5 and 9, with the 500,000 sq ft-plus of the NEC transformed by 400 stalls, each plying every kind of clothing from cheap and chic to vintage. There were complaints this year about the lack of bigname stars – but Amy Childs, Joey Essex, Millie Mackintosh, Lauren Goodger, Peter Andre, Henry Holland and more were in attendance. Cheeky Towie star Joey Essex,

who was there to meet fans and sign his 2015 calendar, said: ‘I’m looking forward to meeting the models.’ Flashing his famed Rolex, the fashion fan said that, while he loves his bling, he remained unable to tell the time. As though to prove his point, ever-ditzy Joey finished the conversation by asking what day it was. When informed it was Friday, he laughed: ‘Oh, my

watch says Tuesday – I don’t know where I am in the world.’ Fellow reality star Amy Childs could be spotted selling her stunning women’s clothing collection, while Peter Andre was there to sign bottles of his latest perfume, Scarlet. House Of Holland founder Henry Holland presented a heavily choreographed catwalk show, with themes including neon, winter and New York. And headliners Neon Jungle kept the crowd entertained as celebrities mingled with fans.

Chelsea boy: Spencer Matthews of Made In Chelsea fame shares a hug with our reporter, middle. Left and right, bold prints dominated the catwalk at this year’s CSL

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mealBREAK Our fantastic selected recipes are tried-and-tested favourites among students who want to eat well on a budget but don’t want to spend hours in the kitchen. So, get cooking and enjoy

Top chocs: These iced treats are great to share with friends

Chicken arrabiata

Ingredients: Chicken breast, sliced; three rashers of bacon; tin of chopped tomatoes; half a pepper; whole chilli; two tbsp tomato purée; chilli powder; garlic powder; mixed herbs; salt and pepper; low-calorie spray Method: 1. Spray a pan with low-calorie spray and wait for it to heat. Add the sliced chicken and cook on a high heat until golden 2. When the chicken is almost cooked, add the bacon 3. Meanwhile, chop the peppers and chilli, adding to the cooked chicken and bacon 4. Stir in the tinned tomatoes and tomato purée 5. Add the chilli powder, garlic powder, mixed herbs, and salt and pepper 6. Simmer on a low heat for ten minutes 7. During this time,

breadcrumbs, garlic, lemon zest and herbs and season well. Pour in the butter and mix with a fork or your �ingers, until combined 3. Cover the �illets with the crumbs, pressing down on each 4. Cook for about 20 minutes or until the crust is golden Aramide Pearce Vanilla cupcakes with chocolate icing

cook the pasta 8. Once cooked, combine the pasta and sauce 9. Add grated cheese to the top to enhance the �lavour Tip: If you’re feeling brave, try adding two chillis to the sauce Shannon Barrett

Herb-crusted fish

Ingredients: Two �ish �illets; two garlic cloves, crushed; 10g butter, softened; one tbsp fresh basil, chopped (dried is �ine, too); lemon zest, grated (juice is �ine, too); breadcrumbs (made

by grating two slices of toast); salt and pepper Method: 1. Heat oven to 200C. Place the �ish on a large greased baking tray and season with salt and freshly ground black pepper 2. Combine the

Ingredients: For the cupcakes: 100g unsalted butter; 100g sugar; 100g �lour; two medium eggs; one tsp vanilla extract For the chocolate icing: 100g unsalted butter; 260g icing sugar; 40g cocoa powder; four squares of baking chocolate; three tbsp double cream Method for the cupcakes: 1. Preheat the oven to 180C and line a baking tray with cupcake cases of your choice 2. Cream together the sugar and butter in a mixing bowl until light and �luffy 3. Crack both eggs into the bowl and add two tbsp of �lour, plus the vanilla extract

4. Fold in the remaining �lour until combined. Do not over-work the mixture as you will extract all the air and the cupcakes will not rise 5. Divide the mixture evenly between the cake cases 6. Bake for 15 minutes – they should be golden on top and spring back into place when you press down on them. Wait until the cupcakes are cool before you attempt to ice them Method for the chocolate icing: 1. Beat the butter until light and �luffy; it should turn a very pale colour, which is key to getting the perfect icing 2. Add the icing sugar, 100g at a time 3. Add the �inal 60g of icing sugar along with the 40g of cocoa powder 4. Melt the four squares of baking chocolate and add to the mixture 5. Next, add the double cream until the icing is light and �luffy 6. Place the icing mixture into a piping bag and ice the cupcakes 7. Sprinkle with decorations of your choice and share with friends Shannon Barrett


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We’ve all got to eat. So whether you fancy preparing something at home or popping out for dinner, we have the recipe for a great meal

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LET’S face it – running to the shops and satisfying your sweet tooth is easier than cooking yourself. However, nothing beats homemade treats. Check out this easy, inexpensive chocolate fudge recipe that will sate those cravings. Ingredients: 450g caster sugar; 50g unsalted butter, diced into small cubes; 170g can of evaporated milk; 150ml milk; 150g plain chocolate Method: 1. Grease a square tin, roughly 18cm by 18cm, with margarine 2. Gently heat the butter, sugar, evaporated milk and milk, until the sugar has dissolved 3. Bring it to the boil

Fine finish: Satisfy your sweet tooth and stir for 30 minutes 4. Remove from the heat 5. Break the chocolate into pieces and melt in the microwave

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6. Stir the chocolate and fudge mixture together, and pour into a tin 8. Leave to set overnight Clare Horrigan

OU’RE on a budget, you can’t afford to travel. But that shouldn’t stop you from getting a taste of the exotic straight from your very own kitchen. Why not invite your friends over and treat them to the �inest cuisines from Guadalajara to London via Barcelona? Mexico: Tacos Pockets of happiness you can �ill with anything. Popular �illings include fried meats, cheese and sour cream – but why not try something more unconventional? Raid the cupboards and give whatever you �ind a try. For drinks, you are spoilt for choice — margaritas, mojitos, Sol or even tequila! Sombreros are optional. Italy: Pasta There are endless choices. Tomato Neapolitan sauce, creamy carbonara or,

Get a taste of the world without leaving home of course, spag bol. To save cash, make loads and keep some in the fridge. There’s a bonus, too: it may be the only legitimate time to consume gallons of wine while staying in theme. Spain: Tapas The ultimate sharing food – little plates of nibbles, be they hot or cold, that you can throw out in large quantities safely knowing there’s something to tickle everyone’s fancy. Excellent for get-togethers and nights in with the television. Drink whatever you fancy – but sangria is always a start. Thailand: Green curry Subtler than its Indian cousin, this still goes in the comforting, cheap

and easy-to-make category. All you need is some chicken, green beans and a jar of paste. Pour in some coconut milk and lime juice and you’re almost in Bangkok. Feeling adventurous? Then make your own paste; it’s only ground up garlic, chilli, spices and soy sauce, after all. Eat with rice and sink with Singha beer England: Casserole Leave the meat and veg to cook in wine and stock at a low heat in the oven. It will �ill you up for ages and leave you with a warm glow like proper comfort food should do. Drink tea and listen to the gasps of joy that echo all around. Lauren Bailey

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A: ‘I have this weird thing that, if I sleep with someone, they’re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina.’

B: ‘First, my mother was Spanish. Then, she became a Jehovah’s Witness.’

C: ‘I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don’t know into what religion yet.’

D: ‘I just want one day off when I can go swimming and eat ice cream and look at rainbows.’

E: ‘I created punk for this day and age. Do you see Britney walking around wearing ties and singing punk? Hell no. That’s what I do. I’m like a Sid Vicious for a new generation.’

Take a break and put your grey cells to work with our selection of puzzles

Who said what? 1 Paris Hilton, 2 Mariah Carey, 3 Gwyneth Paltrow, 4 Geri Halliwell, 5 Chris Brown, 6 David Beckham, 7 Avril Lavigne, 8 Ashton Kutcher, 9 R Kelly, 10 Lady Gaga

F: ‘I think every decade has an iconic blonde, like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana and, right now, I’m that icon.’

G: ‘Can I get your number? I promise I won’t beat you!’

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Horoscope 

What’s written in the stars for you this month

ARIES: MARCH 21APRIL 19 January is not a time to sit still, Aries. The new year will bring exaltation and energy but don’t get too carried away. Pay particular attention to �inances and relationships TAURUS: APRIL 20MAY 20 Luck will be on your side this month,Taurus. The world is your oyster this year and it will feel as though you have just hit the jackpot. Just remember to trust your intuition GEMINI: MAY 21JUNE 20 The new year is an exciting time for you, Gemini. It will

be as though a veil has been lifted and for the �irst time you are seeing everything from an entirely new perspective CANCER: JUNE 21JULY 22 Have you been thinking of changing something up for a long time, Cancer? Now is the time to do it. Currently, you have everything you need so what are you waiting for LEO: JULY 23AUGUST 22 Time to focus on yourself, Leo. The new year will enable you to discover talents you didn’t even know you possessed. And, you know what they

say, practice really does make perfect

VIRGO: AUGUST 23SEPTEMBER 22 The new year brings positivity for you, Virgo; however, an unthinking step could land you in trouble, so stay in control and you will make great changes

LIBRA: SEPTEMBER 23OCTOBER 22 Don’t jump the gun, Libra. Stay a few steps ahead and consider all possibilities. Complicated situations will arise but stay in control and they can be solved with ease SCORPIO: OCTOBER 23NOVEMBER 21 You are going to have to

take responsibility for the actions of others this month, Scorpio. Even if you are not in the driving seat, be ready to accept the consequences SAGITTARIUS: NOVEMBER 22-DECEMBER 21 Those around you may be shrouded in negativity, Sagittarius, but don’t let this throw you off. Don’t be afraid to �ight back as it is best to trust your intuition right now CAPRICORN: DECEMBER 22JANUARY 19 There is no time like the present, Capricorn. A goal you have been working towards for a

long time is beginning to manifest and you will have luck on your side like you never have before

AQUARIUS: JANUARY 20-FEBRUARY 18 You are about to enter a very content phase, Aquarius. You have been working very hard of late and everything is about to fall into place, so why challenge fate for more? PISCES: FEBRUARY 19MARCH 20 You are responsible for every aspect of your life, Pisces, so if you are unhappy with certain aspects now is the time to make change. Don’t doubt your inner strength

Rock it... but ditch the booze In his latest column on LGBT issues, masters student FILIP BIGOS argues you don’t need to drink or take drugs just to conform to a hard-partying stereotype

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VERYBODY likes a good party. The music, the rush, the heat… When the beat drops, alcohol starts pouring and we get going. Especially the gays. Everyone knows gay clubs are the best – we know how to rock it. Fun, alcohol and drugs is pretty much what the gay community is all about. Or, at least, seems to be. Wherever we go, whatever we do, people always drink. And with age (and depending on how rich their sugar daddy is) they move on to drugs. To switch off. To loosen up. There is an awful lot of pressure on us to drink,

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and very often to do chems and slam. Yet owners of gay venues don’t tend to think about alternatives for people who don’t want to get wasted every day. I apologise for targeting gay men but they are the group most guilty of this. It damages our reputation and shames our community. It is possible to party without alcohol. I am a 22-year-old gay man – I don’t drink, yet I still date and have a great time. Most importantly I will remember it from start to �inish. This requires a real pair, because although I am gay, I am still a man and I am myself.

Little and often: Short bursts will help you focus

Festive fun is �inished, now get revising

CHRISTMAS is over and the exam period is back with a vengeance. Before you start panicking, take a deep breath and check out these �ive revision tips. 1. Write it all down: It may be a pain but it is guaranteed to help you remember all those facts and get them imprinted into your brain 2. Start with the tricky bits: It’s only natural to go for the stuff that we �ind the easiest but consider how stressfree the last few days of revision would be if you were working on the stuff you already understood the most 3. Try short, sharp bursts: Two to three hours of revision each day should do the trick. Accumulated over January (and hopefully some of December, too), that’s a lot of study time 4. Colour-code your notes: Research shows that a splash of colour can make all the difference 5. Reward yourself: Whether it is your favourite chocolate or a night out with friends once you’ve �inished a topic, you deserve a treat. Ellie Connell and Kelly Smith


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Relationship trouble? Sex worries? Feeling low? We’ve got wise words to set you right

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getting on with life – and so are your family and friends – but they will always be there for you. That much will never change.

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Y STUDENT loan didn’t come in on time so I took out a payday loan. I thought I wouldn’t have to admit it to anyone – but I’m still waiting on student finance and now I owe double the amount I borrowed in the first place. Josh, Bristol

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Y BOYFRIEND dumped me on New Year’s Eve... over champagne, no less. If that wasn’t bad enough, I tried so hard to make him happy. I often put him before studying. Now, exams are just weeks away and I feel like I’m drowning. I’m starting to wonder whether I should continue with my course. Rebecca, Liverpool Exams are exactly what you need right now, Rebecca – hear me out. Throw yourself into revising, not re-reading every text you ever sent each other. Break-ups take time to heal. Nothing can beat a night in with the girls right now – but you also need a distraction. Before you know it, you’ll be back on your feet. Besides, let’s be honest – a guy who breaks up with you on New Year’s Eve isn’t worth your time. Your course, however, is.

Lovers’ tiff: But revision can provide the perfect distraction

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OME isn’t home anymore. When I went back for Christmas, my parents showed me to the guest room – which was, in fact, my bedroom until four months ago. But the biggest

shock is my friends. I don’t feel like I’m part of their lives any more. I spent so much of the first term feeling homesick – and now it’s as though I don’t even have a home. Tom, Birmingham

Club drugs... why the song and dance? T

HE drugs market is changing fast. Traditional substances, such as heroin, are in decline, while newer, synthetic chemicals are flooding the market. Last year, 81 new psychoactive drugs were detected on the European market – the highest number on record. Many of these substances are virtually unheard of. What’s more, many are entirely legal and can be bought via the internet. Probably the best-known legal high is mephedrone, or ‘meow meow’. Many others are known by their brand names, or simply as ‘research chemicals’. But are they safe? It’s a difficult question to answer.

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We’ve all been there, Tom. As much as everyone loves living in halls, it isn’t home. But, as you said – go home and you feel like a teenager again, having to tiptoe around. Do you know what, though? You are

DR OWEN BOWDEN-JONES founded the Club Drug Clinic, a London NHS service aimed to inform young people about the effects and dangers of new substances Because they have been manufactured to mimic the effects of drugs such as cocaine and cannabis, these new substances can be stimulants, sedatives or hallucinogens. There is no doubt that some of them are extremely powerful and, when substituted for drugs such as MDMA (ecstasy), the effects can surprise the user and even lead to overdose. In the long term, some legal highs cause similar problems to more traditional drugs – dependence, psychosis and depression have all been seen in users. So, despite being cheap and legal, there

is no doubt that at least some are really harmful. If you do decide to take a chance on a research chemical, take care of yourself by starting small and telling your friends what you are using. If you run into trouble, they can tell the ambulance crew. Don’t mix – this includes alcohol. The more types of drug you take at the same time, the bigger the risk. Stay hydrated by taking regular, small sips of water. Don’t drink more than one pint in an hour, otherwise you might over-hydrate. For more information, visit www.clubdrugclinic.com.

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Don’t sit on this any longer, Josh. Head straight to your university and talk to someone in student services or the students’ union. There will be a support fund for people experiencing financial difficulty. The amount awarded will depend on your assessed needs and you will not have to pay it back. In future, steer clear of payday loans – the interest rates alone will leave you in much worse position than you were in before. Struggling with your studies, wrestling with a relationship or is your social life at a standstill? Contact our agony aunt on alice@unipaper.co.uk


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I smell an idea: Who hasn’t overslept and found themselves at lectures without having had time for a shower? What you need is the Axilla Scrubber. At the touch of a button, it will wash those whiffy pits discreetly for you...

Some are bonkers but some of them are absolute gold Colin Furze has built everything from a 70mph mobility scooter to magnetic boots. The inventor tells CHARLOTTE ARROWSMITH about his search for Britain’s next eccentric boffin...

Who left the loo seat up. Again!: Is your student house the scene of regular arguments about bathroom etiquette? The Handy Toilet Seat Lifter is here to put an end to the bickering by automatically putting the seat down after use...

Dozy parka: Fed up with missing your stop for the umpteenth time and having to trudge through the rain to get to your lecture? The Commuter Coat can be pre-programmed to shake you awake at your stop

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OU’RE young and gifted... you should probably be trying to come up with an invention that will change the world for the better. But maybe during that particularly dull lecture you have come up with ideas that are, well, a little less grandiose in their scope. What about a toilet seat that lifts and closes by itself? No more arguments in the student house about who left the loo seat up. Or a commuter coat that shakes you awake from your slumbers on the bus so you never miss your stop again? Too late, because other students thought of them �irst and submitted them to the Odd Invention Challenge. Madcap inventor Colin Furze is a judge. He has more

What next: Colin Furze at work in his lab (garage) than 750,000 YouTube fans and a number of world records for his inventions, which range from a 70mph shopping trolley to Wolverine-style claws. ‘We’ve had a lot of entries, and some of them really are quite bonkers,’ said Colin. ‘The great thing about these competitions is when you ask thousands of people to come up with something, you end up with some absolute gold.’ He has been impressed by the left-�ield thinking. ‘I like making the things that other people might think are not worth making, and that

seems to have driven me in the direction of making weird and crazy inventions which has obviously led to this competition,’ he said. As for his own inventions, Colin says the mobility scooter edges it. ‘It was good – it was proper smart and everyone loves it,’ he said. The Odd Invention Challenge was designed by �lavoured spirit brand ODDKA. The shortlisted �inalists will be put to the public vote to win a top prize of £4,999. See www.oddinvention.com for the entries.

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£10,000 masters stroke? caseHISTORY

Worth it: Faye Saville worked more than 70 hours a week, juggling a job with her studies

My 13-hour days for an MA IF GETTING a masters wasn’t hard enough, imagine having a fulltime job on top. But that’s exactly what recent graduate Faye Saville did to avoid exorbitant debts. Juggling a PR role with 30 hours of weekly study towards her MA in strategic communication at the University of

Central Lancashire, Faye found herself working up to 13 hours a day. ‘It’s a mental test,’ the 28-year-old said. ‘You have to push yourself to the limit – but you do amaze yourself with how mentally strong you are.’ Her friends, family and employer backed her over the three years it

took to complete the course – and she said she would do it that way again, rather than take on the proposed loan. ‘Of course, there are always times when you think, “Can I really do this?”’ she added. ‘It was hard. I didn’t go out much and socialise – but I got there in the end.’

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between different categories, this free app allows you to easily keep tabs on your expenditure. It can also be synced with other mobile devices – perfect for splitting household bills

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Your bank balance may have taken a hit over Christmas but that doesn’t mean living like a hermit in January. Offering discounts at retailers such as H&M, Pizza Express and Tesco, VoucherCodes

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not make some money out of your unwanted Christmas presents? While eBay is the obvious choice, there’s a cheaper auction site out there – eBid. The app allows you to flog your stuff and for a fraction of the price. With more than 3.5million bids last year, there’s a good chance someone will bite

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OR many masters students, their degree has been a battle of survival. They have had to �ind ingenious ways to fund their extra year or two of studies. Some borrow money from their families, while others take on a part- or, even, fulltime job while keeping on top of their course. Now they have an alternative after the government announced a funding scheme that will allow those aged under 30 and studying towards a masters degree to get a loan of up to £10,000. The plan, which is planned to come into force in the 2016/17 academic year, will replicate the undergraduate model, where students only start paying back their loans once their earnings reach above a certain level. James Coe, vice-president of University of Liverpool’s students’ union, said: ‘I am

Loans ‘will help more than 40,000 students’ pleased the students’ movement won this. We must continue to �ight for these loans to be extended for students over 30 and an education system that does not force such high levels of personal debt on to our student members. ‘Postgraduate loans are an important step in widening access to this type of study.’ The government predicts the loans will help more than 40,000 students and enable about 10,000 more individuals to undertake postgraduate study each year. Sam Smith, a third year at the University of Liverpool, praised the proposal, despite masters degrees being funded on his

course. ‘To become a chartered engineer, a masters degree is needed,’ he added. ‘In the long run, the loan will be bene�icial to others, as it allows people to get further in their job.’ However, students could leave university with debts of more than £60,000, while undergraduate and postgraduate loans will be paid off at the same time. Luke Stevenson, a Liverpool John Moores University English graduate, said: ‘It’s a trap – a pathetic token measure by the Tories to attract gullible students. ‘Forget loans – we want no tuition fees. Education is for everyone, not just the elites.’ Charlotte Seddon


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We have ambitious plans to attract 3 million customers by 2020 and we are looking for talented graduates to join us whilst we grow and help shape our business. As we are relatively small compared to the big names, you will truly get the opportunity and exposure with our management team to do this. Our Graduate Scheme is designed to help you develop as a future leader of our business, fast tracking your career within Hastings Direct. Roles available in Accounting & Finance, Insurance, Marketing & PR.

Bring your talent and passion to a global organisation at the forefront of business, technology and innovation. Collaborate with diverse, talented colleagues and leaders who support your success. Help transform organisations and communities around the world. Sharpen your skills with industry-leading training and development, as you build an extraordinary career.

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Avanti Communications Group plc – Graduate Engineer Are you expecting a 2:1 or higher in a computer related subject? Are you interested in working in a fast paced environment with the latest technologies in a truly global footprint? Yes? That’s a great start, but beyond that? Avanti seeks your inspiration, your energy and your enthusiasm.

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J.P. Morgan – Technology Graduate Programme There’s not a single part of our business that isn’t empowered and enhanced by the creative thinking of J.P. Morgan technologists. In an industry this competitive, being the best means deploying high-speed software and infrastructure alongside leading engineering and application development. Location London, Bournemouth, Glasgow

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Opus Energy – Graduate Analyst Opus Energy, a dynamic and fast growing organisation, is recruiting to expand its analytical support. Analysts with Opus Energy carry out a wide range of analytical tasks designed to help keep the company on track. Location Oxford, Oxfordshire Salary £23,000 - £25,000 DOE + £1,000 welcome bonus + £1,000 at end of year 1 & 2 Closes 03 Dec 2014

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Strike a balance between study and job

MANAGING deadlines can be hard enough without having to work as well. For some students, though, money can be tight and a parttime job is required. Unfortunately, there can be a down side to having a job while studying – trying to balance everything. Here are some useful tips on how to keep on top. 1. Planning: When it comes to writing an essay or preparing a presentation, knowing where you are going to start saves lots of time. Try writing ideas in your phone, so you can add to it on the move 2. Plan your diary: When deadlines are approaching, it is great to know when you have free time. For example, if you work nights and have a couple of spare hours before a shift, you could spend that time researching your masterpiece 3. Release that stress: Juggling everything can take its toll, both physically and mentally, so take time to relax. Find what works best for you and incorporate it into your time 4. Remember: A parttime job is only for now. Make university work your priority. After all, that’s what you’re there for Jasmine Martin

Need a job? Considering a gap year? Graduating and struggling for inspiration? Then, read on...

Rising star: YouTuber Alice Taylor discusses her life

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MAGINE sitting in front of a camera and filming yourself taking on stupid challenges or capturing everything you do throughout the day, from what you eat at lunch to what you watch on TV. Now controversy last month after imagine getting paid for it. admitting her book (which It sounds too good to was the fastest-selling debut be true, but that is exactly novel ever) was ghostwritten. what vlogging is all about. Looking to recreate her With audiences of between 2 and 6million, the best vlogs get thousands of views each day. Perhaps the most famous vlogger is fashion and beauty adviser Zoella, Go for it: You could earn cash from vlogs who caused

success is 18-year-old Alice Taylor, an up-andcoming YouTuber who creates comedic videos about her day-to-day life. Speaking to TUP, the former student, who now works in TV and film, said: ‘If you are lucky enough, then vlogging can compete with conventional careers. ‘Digital content is becoming more prominent, so there’ll be jobs popping up all over for it.’ With its rise in popularity, vlogging has become a job

for many of these big-name content creators. Top brands are approaching YouTube stars to reach younger audiences and are offering large sums of money for an advertising opportunity within their videos. With a sizeable income (let’s just say enough to cover the rent… and then some), these internet sensations can afford a luxury lifestyle without a nine-to-five job. However, Alice added: ‘YouTube can be seen as both a hobby and a job – but

Spot the spelling errors and count the cash

PROOFREADING is a necessity of university life. We have all had to do it for stressed-out flatmates or ourselves. But proofreading is also big business. There are a number of online proofreading agencies – and most will pay students to work for them. Such agencies look for neat handwriting for hard

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copies, methodical readthroughs and, of course, excellent English. It is

also advantageous to be a graduate or undergraduate in any discipline, as a

technical knowledge of a specific subject can help. The benefit of proofreading professionally is that the work is freelance, so you can work from home and choose your hours. With different payment methods and variable salaries, it is best to find a legitimate, well-established website to work for. Charlotte Pick

if my channel ever got to a level that it supported me, I still probably wouldn’t quit my current job.’ So, does the rise of vlogging mean we should we all quit our degrees, rush out to buy cameras and start filming our beans-on-toast dinners? Fraser Green, an Australian YouTuber with more than 4,000 subscribers, said: ‘YouTube is a new creative platform that the majority of society still doesn’t understand, mainly due to ignorance.’ The point is, do your research, build a following and, maybe, one day, you can make your money by sitting at home, eating food in front of the computer. Ryan Lynch Eagle-eyed: The only tools you need are an eye for detail and a pen


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Cosy up to beat the chill

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NOW is falling, frost glistens on the window pane and your �ingers have turned blue. In a student �lat, surviving a Scottish winter can be a challenge worthy of Bear Grylls. Once you realise you actually have to pay the bills, heating becomes more of a suggestion than a necessity. We’ve got some tips to keep frostbite at bay. 1. Sleep with the window open at your peril: You’ll wake up the next morning wondering when David Attenborough will appear to

�ilm Frozen Planet. 2. Light some candles. Sounds bizarre but it can trick you into thinking the room is a bit warmer. Plus it’s romantic 3. Whack on those layers: Nothing beats lying in bed, watching a �ilm with a hot chocolate and a onesie 4. Free the radiators: If the cold gets too much and you switch on the radiator, move furniture so the heat’s not being blocked. A roasting hot sofa helps no-one 5. Get a hot water bottle: Who needs a partner to keep

Keep the wretched rodents outside Tealights – romantic and cosy, while cushions keep you warm PICTURES: EVA COUTTS your bed warm in the winter? Boil the kettle, �ill up the bottle and, as if by magic, you have instant warmth. Plus, there are no strings attached 6. Huddle up like penguins: Invite all your friends round and make sure they bring duvets and blankets. Bundle together and order a takeaway Brogan Howie

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Finding the right place to live, choosing the right people to live with and keeping your place right

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OU’RE graduating in a few months. Your parents and lecturers go on about you finding a job. But, first things first, where are you going to live? Moving back home is the obvious choice after university – but after three years of freedom, it will be difficult to take orders from your parents again. You might begin to wonder what all that maturing and independence at university was for. Of course, moving back isn’t the end of the world; it’ll only be a year or two and you’ll be able to save up, find the right place and get the best job. The classic five-year plan. But that’s not the only option. University has taught you the basics about renting and the costs, so why not do it for real? If, for you, it’s about employment, then let the job lead you – apply everywhere and be prepared to begin an

In it together: Living with other people makes life fun – and cheaper

It should have been done in December but there is never enough time to clean the fridge. Now, the dire consequences face the house. Mouldy carrots left from Christmas dinner and grease on the oven tray that may never be the same again Rebecca Solomon

ALPHA housemates are the organisers who everyone listens to and everyone aspires to be. They’re the kings and queens of halls. So how do you go about usurping them? With sabotage, naturally Hannah Froggatt

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Wise steps that will help you buy WE LEAVE university with tens of thousands of pounds of debt so, to most of us, buying a first home seems like an impossible dream. With house prices spiralling and banks refusing mortgages and restricting the amount you can borrow, it is easy to feel condemned to years of living at home or in shared rented living. But there are ways in which graduates can make themselves more attractive to lenders. First, show lenders that you are ‘stable’. Let them know you have held down a steady job and that you have regular income. Try to limit your student finance. The thought of

having £7,000 put into your bank account every year sounds great – but added to the £9,000 tuition fee, you could end up saddled with £48,000 of debt. Make an effort to clear your student overdraft and credit card debts. If lenders see that you have too much credit available that you do not use, this could affect your credit rating. Finally, and most crucially, start saving for a deposit. Even without student debt, lenders will still expect you to pay a percentage of the house costs. That may mean working through uni, saving your student loan or moving back in with your parents for a few more years. Nakita Capp

Up sticks instead of heading for home adventure into the unknown. You’ve moved to a new city before; you can do it all again. Another fresh start can be scary but your new workmates will be able to recommend places to live and perhaps introduce you to your new city. When you get round to looking at your new rented home, remember the basics. Do you need a parking space? Can you make it a home? Can you afford the rent? Have you got the best deal with your bills? Remember, too, you’ll have to pay council tax. It may also be time to find some new housemates. You’ve had your first taste of community living in halls and in your shared student home,

so why not carry on? We need company. Humans are not the kind to sit alone doing our own individual things. As students, it is the reason we get so little work done when we need to. Companionships and friendships are what we strive for, so why neglect our natural instincts when we move away from the safe haven of the university campus? Besides, rent is cheaper when the cost is spread out – as are utility bills, food shopping and the TV licence. They say university opens doors; this may be literally true when you leave and start looking for your first home. Lucy Robinson and Megan Haddaway

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HALLS v houses: Liverpool students offer their views to SOPHIE CORCORAN

Emma Jones, 19, has stayed in halls for her second year. She said: ‘It is a lovely place and is nice and secure with friendly the land; if he didn’t then he was staff. The flat is really unlikely be employed. nicetoand I am sharing Thewith stage, covered in a lovely people.’

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Our flick through the most fascinating findings from universities around the country

They can tell us a moo-ving story...

Space race: The cold atomic hydrogen gas (blue) is ripped out of the main galaxy PICTURE: NASA/ CAROLE MUNDELL

In a galaxy far, far away, cannibalism is at work IN a galaxy far, far away, something rather sinister and disturbing is being recorded. A mere 50million light years from Earth, a cannibal is at work. A system dubbed Arp 94, in the constellation of Leo, is locked in a gravitational struggle with its

Owzat for the end of dodgy decisions IT’S a bugbear of weekend cricketers up and down the country: dodgy LBW decisions given by the home umpire. Now a new study shows clear evidence neutral umpires do make fewer decisions in favour of home sides. Economists reviewed leg before wicket decisions in 1,000 Test matches that took place between 1986 and 2012. It wasn’t until 2002 that both umpires were neutral. One of the lead authors, Dr Abhinav Sacheti from Nottingham University business school, said: ‘Our results suggest that when two home umpires officiated in Test matches, away teams were likely to suffer on average 16 per cent more LBW decisions than home teams.’ That bias disappeared when neutral umpires were appointed. Bias had been particularly strong in Tests played in Australia, India, Pakistan and Sri Lanka.

neighbours where it rips material out of the interacting galaxies and hurls it far into intergalactic space. This fascinating cosmic laboratory is giving astronomers, including Liverpool John Moores Astrophysics Research Institute, tantalizing clues as to how galaxies have evolved

since the beginning of our universe. A major unanswered question in astronomy is how gas-rich spiral galaxiessuch as our own Milky Way evolve into the ‘red’ ‘dead’ elliptical galaxies, somehow switching off their ability to form stars in the process. Galactic ‘cannibalism’, where one

galaxy consumes another- as in Arp 94 – may provide an answer. Scientists, working with Nasa and the European Space Agency, have combined multiple images taken of the galactic event from telescopes such as Hubble and Spitzer to create the image above. Bryony Holloway

Kama Sutra sex life of the moth I

High wire: The male hangs like a trapeze artist

T’S enough to make a butterfly blush. And if Channel 4 ever get wind of the antics of the gold swift moth, they’d probably make a steamy late-night series about it. Biologists have described the sex life of the rather dull-looking moth as a ‘veritable Kama Sutra’. Prof John Turner, Emeritus professor in the University of Leeds’ school of biology, said: ‘With most insects, you expect to find a fairly set mating process. ‘The love life of the gold swift moth is a veritable Kama Sutra of mating patterns and positions.’ Unlike most insects, which stick rigidly to a single position, the gold swift moth had two approaches: n The male hangs facing the female and reaches over to connect his abdomen to hers. Once they connect, he lets go, falling like a trapeze artist so that he is hang-

ing upside down from his mate. He stays in this position until the following sunrise. n The male hangs with his back to the female and bends his abdomen backwards. They twist round to connect their bodies and then untwist as he falls into the mating position. The twilight courtship rituals of the gold swift moth can be seen in June and July in forest glades and bracken patches all over Britain. Prof Turner observed ‘fighting dances’ between males and occasional ‘homoerotic’ courtships, where males embark on mating procedures with their own sex. He conducted the study during holidays in the north of Scotland. He said: ‘I was doing the washing up and I looked out of the kitchen window to see all this happening in the vegetation in front of me.’ Jenny Monahan

IF I could talk to the animals and they could squeak and squawk and moo to me… Researchers spent ten months eavesdropping on ‘conversations’ between calves and their mothers. They identified two distinct maternal calls. When cows were close to their calves, they communicated with them using low-frequency calls. When they were separated – out of visual contact– their calls were louder and at a much higher frequency. Dr Mónica Padilla de la Torre, of the University of Nottingham’s school of life sciences, said: ‘Each calf and cow have a characteristic and exclusive call of their own.’

Placebo works for runners

PERFORMANCEenhancing drugs can help athletes run faster – even when they haven’t taken them. Endurance athletes who injected a fictional drug called OxyRBX improved their 10km race time even though in reality they had only taken saline, a study on the placebo effect by the University of Glasgow showed. The runners improved their race time by an average of 1.2 per cent – a small but significant margin after taking the placebo.

Ants always turn left, right UNLIKE Derek Zoolander, ants don’t have any difficulty turning left. Most rock ants instinctively go left when entering unknown spaces, research from the University of Bristol, shows. PhD student Edmund Hunt and colleagues studied how ants explore nest cavities. He said: ‘The ants may use their left eye to detect predators and their right to navigate. Also, their world is maze-like and turning one way is a good strategy to search.’


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Rhona heading to new horizons CASSIE DONEY GOLDEN girl Rhona Auckland is heading off to follow the trail of the Aztecs. After a surprise gold at the European Cross Country Championships, the 21-yearold has revealed she has earned a scholarship to the University of New Mexico to do her masters later this year. The news eases the disap-

pointment of being robbed by injury of appearing before a home crowd at Great Edinburgh XCountry this month. The University of Edinburgh medical sciences student created one of the biggest surprises in the winter athletics calendar when she claimed victory in the 6km U23 championships, staged in Bulgaria before Christmas. Rhona said: ‘It de�initely

Who’s that girl: Gold medallist Rhona Auckland is stunned to see herself as a winner hasn’t sunk in. I keep getting tagged in all these photos and seeing this girl on top of the podium and thinking, ‘‘Who the hell is that?’’’ It was a brave piece of running from Rhona, who hit the front with two laps to go.

‘I can remember quite clearly the feeling of being on my own and thinking, “Oh no, what have I done?”’ she said. ‘I remember thinking I had to go for it. I don’t have a great sprint �inish but I know I can maintain a fairly hard pace for

a long while. I knew this was my one chance so I had to go out there and commit.’ She also led the U23 GB&NI women’s team to the silver medal behind the Russians. She was looking forward to racing in Edinburgh but an

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ankle niggle and viral complaint put an end to that. Rhona will now turn her attentions to New Mexico and trying to secure a place on the track team for the European U23 Championships in Tallinn, Estonia, in July.


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sportNEWS He called me a gremlin, I threw my shirt off, he did the same...

Crackpot: Zander Murray

CRAIG LEIPER ZANDER MURRAY is ‘the face of Napier’. More importantly, he is also one of the first names on the team-sheet for the university’s ever-improving football team. While the striker is on the front cover of the uni prospectus – much to the delight of his mickey-taking teammates – he has also been key to the first XI’s upturn in form. They recently picked up the team of the month award for the University League for the first time in Napier history. Murray, having played at junior level in Glasgow, was surprised at the high standard in the university leagues. ‘There are guys being hand-

‘Crackpot’ behind the smile picked for scholarships, like at Manchester University,’ said the boy from Baillieston. ‘We beat them 2-1. They were amazing – blew us away in the first half. Napier firsts are being coached by the Edinburgh City manager, Gary Jardine, and some of the boys, including myself, are having trials for clubs in the lower leagues so it’s a brilliant opportunity.’ His teammates, however, have described him as a crackpot on the pitch. While playing against Abertay University, an opposition substitute insulted

him after he equalised. ‘He had a go at me, called me a gremlin, so I threw my shirt off, the other guy did the same,’ he said. Napier are aiming for second in the league and play Edinburgh in the last 16 of the BUCS Trophy next month, which will highlight the stark differences in funding. ‘Napier don’t have a tracksuit – we turn up in our own clothes,’ he said. ‘Manchester turned up wearing suits and Edinburgh have a branded tracksuit. For the effort we put in, we deserve something in return.’

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A gym, but not as we know it A £500,000 refit of the University of Edinburgh’s gym has been completed. The revamped fitness suite at the Pleasance Sports Centre now features more than 100 state-of-the-art Precor training machines, including treadmills, cross trainers and bikes. The university is the first in Europe to welcome the recently launched Precor Next-Generation Experience Series treadmills, which represents nearly half of the new allocation of exercise equipment. ‘The

refurbishment is part of a strategic pledge and ongoing commitment from the university to ensure its members and guests have access to the most technologically advanced equipment to support their health and well-being,’ said Jim Aitken, director of sport and exercise. ‘We continually seek to enhance member experience and provide the highest level of fitness provision for our student, staff, and graduate and community users.’

Clay pigeon club is on the pull... CLAY pigeon shooting evokes images of Barbour jackets, plenty of tweed and country gents – unless Del Boy is about with his pump-action shotgun. But, increasingly, it’s not just for posh kids. Jess Watson, president of Edinburgh University’s clay pigeon shooting team, says membership is on the up and the club is looking to boost competition numbers. Although the team has 40 regular members, only three were able to take part in the latest BUCS competition. ‘It didn’t go as well as last year,’ said Jess. ‘Several universities north and south of us played: Aberdeen, St Andrews and Lancaster, and they have very high standards.’ One of the main aspects of clay pigeon shooting is accuracy: you either get it or you don’t. ‘You don’t get to see exactly what you are shooting – you need to work out what you are shooting and how. No one is helping you,’ said Jess. The club is hosting 15 universities for a shoot on February 7, followed by a dinner and ball. Kieran Scott

On target: Edinburgh’s clay pigeon shooters


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Love is in the chair... CASSIE DONEY Beast mode: Robyn Love is pushing her body to get ready for the Paralympics

‘TO ME, it’s not a disability sport, it’s just another sport I can play – but I can play it without any limitations.’ Robyn Love has never let her disability get in the way of achieving her goals. And that determination and focus has seen the 24-year-old earn a place on the Great Britain wheelchair basketball team, just over a year after taking up the sport. Now, she has set her sights on getting on the plane to Rio and the Brazil Paralympics next year. ‘People don’t play because it’s a disability sport – they play because they love basketball, whether it’s sitting down or standing up,’ said the Edinburgh Napier graduate. Robyn was born with arthrogryposis, a rare condition where muscles are shortened owing to the umbilical cord wrapping itself around the legs. It meant by the time she was in her mid-teens, her right leg was about 10cm shorter than her left. She had an operation, was �itted with a frame to stretch it, and was on crutches for

Double awards joy for hockey women

Top coach: Sam Judge

TWO Edinburgh University hockey players have won awards following an outstanding year. Sam Judge, �irst XI playercoach, won coach of the year, while Sarah Robertson picked up the young player of the year title at the Scottish hockey awards. Sam has more than 180 caps for Scotland and has also represented Great Britain. The university has the biggest hockey clubs in Scotland, with seven

teams for men and eight for women, all playing in national or local leagues. Both the men’s and women’s �irst teams play in the respective top divisions of Scottish hockey. Cat Ralph (Clydesdale Western) was named player of the year. She retired from the game after representing Scotland at the Commonwealth Games. ‘Receiving this award has really topped off the most incredible year,’ she said.

Robyn eyes wheelchair basketball glory in Rio months. She signed up for ‘running’ basketball as soon as she joined Napier, before going on to become team captain and president. But, ultimately, it proved too much. ‘I still played with the girls but I had to stop due to my disability,’ she said. ‘My whole right side is affected by my disability – my ankle, knee and hip. If you pushed me on to my right side, I’d probably fall over,’ she said. ‘I’d do a training session and not be able to move for two days after.’ So she took up wheelchair basketball. Robyn spent most of December in training sessions with the Great Britain camp. ‘It was really intense – up at 8am, three trainings a day but I really enjoyed it,’ she said. ‘It’s not sunk in yet – I can’t believe it’s happening. I’m going to Japan in February to compete with them for

the �irst time, which will be amazing. So, in January, I’m just going into beast mode. I need to get a lot stronger and mentally ready, too, I guess.’ Her success would not be possible without a mystery benefactor who, after she set up a funding page called Love Is In The Chair to buy a custom-�it wheelchair, responded with a £1,000 donation. Robyn said she was reluctant to appeal for cash but, without it, would have struggled to get the £3,000 needed to adapt the chair to her frame. ‘I’d like to get the awareness of wheelchair basketball out – that’s really important to me,’ she added. ‘Even if people don’t want to become performance athletes, it’s great to have a go. ‘And, maybe, when the Paralympics are on, people will want to watch it.’

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