Still has his Glastonbury, Creamfields, Bestival and Lovebox festival wristbands on. He will bore you to tears as he reminisces about the time he met Ed Sheeran before he was famous, and how he knows all the lyrics to his songs. Giving you no ear space to be able to listen to the master on stage as he sings live. Wristband Wayne will be telling you how he also had the wristband from the 2015 Wireless Festival on until last week but he had to cut it off as it was mouldy. He mutters these words as the distance between you becomes further and further away.
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