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Where in the college is Stanley the Stag? Email your answer to: thestag@eastbourne-college.co.uk

“The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute, the man who doesn’t ask is a fool for life” – Confucius

“If you do what you’ve always done, you will get what you’ve always gotten” - Tony Robbins

“You can’t control what happens to you, but you can control your attitude what happens to you, and in that, you will be mastering change rather than allowing it to master you.” - Brian Tracy

Dictionary Corner

Pipbobbled : the hesitant feeling you get when you don’t want to join a call too early with only you and the teacher Imogen Symonds

WiFailure: When the WiFi shuts down and with it your life goes away Anonymous

Cabaple: disappointment of pubs being closed Theo Marsh

Fujilife: Like is like a bouncy ball it has its ups and downs Raffie McKenzie-Donovan

Socidead (socially dead): when you’ve been isolated from society and can be easily embarrassed when coming back to the real world. Cindia Zhou Losinderg: when teacher asks you to put camera on and you’re in bed looking terrible Clem Clapp

hoolaboo- when your teachers ask you to put your camera on for your S1 online lesson, but you still haven’t got out of bed Naya Lambird

Stoingence : the realisation you don’t have real school tomorrow and you can sleep a little bit longer Kieran Haffenden

Fooshietarg: when you are on a Teams call and you really want to go and get a snack Wilf Batham-Read

Nakawaldokugh: When you can’t be bothered to go on a dog walk George Lowery

Reeksmuph: The feeling of needing to have a shower after being in bed for three weeks. Luke Clifford

Anti-social distancing: the act of telling people that you are ‘social distancing’ when you just don’t want to see them. George Auer