LOCALS’ ISSUE T H E
W E E K LY
G A M I N G
PA R LO R
BINGO
The mom in a trucker hat, ready for another day on the sidelines of the soccer pitch.
Bend mascot: Aussie sheepdog
Floater with one flip flop
Double puffy jacket & flip flops
Mom in a trucker hat
Truck you can stand under
Be Nice You’re in Bend sticker
In honor of this year’s Locals’ Issue, we’ve created the first-ever Locals’ Bingo. Ale Trail participant
Dab rig in public
Surly mountain biker
Goggle/ sunglasses tan
Car triumvirate:
Bike rack, cargo box & kayak rack, all full
Source Weekly reader
Brand new Tesla
FREE e-Bike on a trail
On the phone in a crosswalk
Sportsy triumvirate:
Hydroflask, hiking boots, puffy
Someone panhandling to pay mortgage
Paddleboarder doing yoga
Roundabout noob no exit signal
Slack liner
Barefoot van lifer
Entitled jaywalking
‘Bend Sucks Don’t Move Here’ sticker
(yes, it’s even legal!)
on a car with CA plates
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Yeah, we know you have questions, dear locals, such as:
Q: How will the Source Weekly know that I didn’t cheat? A: The Source Weekly won’t know that you cheated, but you will be judged in karma court
Q: A:
1. Choose a 24-hour time period
Locals’ Bingo card as you go out and about
3. When you see one
of the characters included on the bingo card, mark it off.
4. If you fill out an entire
See actual Bingo Nights
Q: A:
Here’s how to play:
2. Bring along your
Yeah, you know you’ve seen these local tropes time and time again. We’ve seen them so many times, we decided to make a game out of it!
Kid in better outdoor gear than you
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for such an infraction. What’s the prize?
Are you the type of person who only does things for the promise of a reward?! We thought you were doing this for fun. Why the heck is the Source Weekly doing a Locals’ Bingo? Isn’t it kind of making fun of locals? Silly us. We thought you had a sense of humor.
Other questions: Email editor@bendsource.com. Depending on the nature of your inquiry, we may decide to respond. Or not.
line vertically or diagonally within 24 hours, take a photo of your card, post it to your social media account (Facebook, Twitter or Instagram) and tag us @sourceweekly for a chance to win our Locals’ Bingo prize pack. All entries tagged on social media will be considered. Contest ends 6/14.
VOLUME 22 ISSUE 23 / June 7, 2018 / THE SOURCE WEEKLY
The entitled jaywalker, crossing whilst staring at a mobile phone.
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