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& stuff you Coat hangers. They wont be used very often, unless you go as Captain Hook to a Hallowe’en party. Or Toht from Raiders of the Lost Ark. But the one he had was like a James Bond gadget, get one of those wire ones, though you’ll only be able to use it once. This is just getting silly now, isn’t it? The coat hanger decision is in your hands: take them or don’t. Only you can choose your destiny.
A cookbook. You’ll probably be microwaving your culinary delights for the next four years. And anyway, you’ll concoct your own recipes at 4 in the morning after a night out. The formula for Drunk-Bean Spaghetti shall remain a mystery for now.
An iron. Who has time to iron? There’s drinking, dancing and fake studying to be done!
Pyjamas. You will most frequently fall asleep in your clothes and if you don’t you will most likely fall asleep naked. Perhaps under your desk.
Your favourite teddy. Everyone knows that it’s emotional suicide to bring your favourite teddy bear to Uni. The prevalence of alcohol, vomit and immature teenage boys during freshers week means at the very least your beloved ‘Fluffy’ is going to get a sick shower. Not only will he/she pong for the rest of term it also likely to add ten years on the therapy couch (for you, not the bear). www.theskinny.co.uk
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Student Handbook 2009-2010 The Skinny 9
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