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Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Volume 104 No. 14

Faculty Senate Reconvenes for the New Semester

Conrad Akier / The Recorder Faculty senate President Timothy Craine moderating a meeting. Aril Grain

Sean Kinne

Surprise CCSU! It’s Primary Time Melissa Traynor

News Editor

With the Connecticut Primary scheduled for Super Tuesday, Feb. 5, CCSU students have the chance to represent the 18-29 voting bloc if they choose to cast their ballots, however many have mixed attitudes towards the primary. In a poll conducted by The Recorder, the results have show that many students express hesitance toward the vote or are doubtful they will be able cast their ballots. The poll showed that 100 per-

cent of those surveyed said that most likely they will not be voting and over half said that they didn’t have the time next Tuesday or haven’t been following the race very closely. Almost one fifth or 19 percent said that they did not have any interest in the presidential candidates or did not believe that one candidate stood out among the rest. The poll also explained that 45 percent of the students surveyed were either not registered or didn’t know if they were. Of the students who said they are registered, 50 percent are registered Democrats, 36 percent

Independents and 12 percent Republicans. Senior Chris Figueroa, who plans to vote on Tuesday, said that he will most likely register as a Democrat for the primary. “I have the form filled out to register, I just have to mail it in,” he said. Jamie Merritt, who is a junior at CCSU, also plans to vote in the primary. “I’ll probably vote for Obama because he seems open-minded…. And I’m not a Hillary fan,” Merritt said. State Senator Donald DeFronzo (D), who represents New Britain, Berlin and Farmington, believes that the youth vote will have an overall important impact on the primaries and election this year. “In terms of anecdotal evidence,

Assistant News Editor Professor Tim Craine began his final semester as faculty senate president with a response to The Hartford Courant’s Sunday article, “CCSU Chief Has Critics” at Monday’s faculty senate meeting. Craine expressed support for President Jack Miller and optimism for improved relations throughout CCSU. The Courant article rehashes the no-confidence vote and diversity issues of last semester and questions President Miller’s priorities and decision-making capabilities as the reason for CCSU’s recent censure and bad publicity. “Sometimes it feels like we’re

living in a fish bowl,” said Craine, who also stated that Miller’s remarks in The Courant article might have been taken out of context. The Courant quoted Miller as saying that “getting stuff done” is more important than “dealing with people.” “I don’t think he wanted his interview to come across that way,” said Craine. Craine went on to discuss the satisfaction survey recently taken by the faculty in which creating a better environment for communication was a prevalent concern. “Divisions among the faculty became acute last semester,” said Craine, and then touched on a move towards more civil discussions in the future.

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See Primary Time page 2

‘When the Gays Move Into Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood’ Melissa Traynor

News Editor

Joe Bertolino and Bil Leipold, who have been in a relationship for 14 years, visited CCSU last Thursday to present information on the GLBTQ community and promote a college environment of understanding by sharing their personal stories. The couple currently holds administrative and academic positions at Queens College and Rutgers. While technically Leipold and Bertolino’s “When the Gays Move Into Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood” is a lecture, the pair engaged the audience in wordgames they used to call up and denounce stereotypes and start communication among participants. In an opening exercise, derogatory terms and anti-gay slurs such as “faggot” were assigned to one list made up by volunteers in the crowd,

while a second list was full of generally positive terms Leipold and Bertolino asked the audience to use to describe gay friends or acquaintances. “The first list is just a bunch of terms people use to describe gays who they don’t know, but the second list is a summary of all of the things you have come to learn about a gay person you know. The bottom line is you have to define people in terms of what makes them human, not what they do behind closed doors,” Leipold said. They offered a program to whoever filled Alumni Hall, and encouraged the audience to enter the event with open minds and ask any and all questions. Bertolino and Leipold also described their personal experiences with coming out to family and friends and having to react to responses from

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Stephanie Bergeron / The Recorder

Devils Down Hawks CCSU Hockey wins both weekend games against MSU and Bryant.

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The Recorder

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Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood Continued from page 1

people who did not want to accept or acknowledge them. While Leipold’s story elicited laughter from the audience occasionally, he expressed the internal difficulties of coming out to his family and his personal life being revealed to his fraternity during college. He said that his mother took an especially long time to accept him and have an open conversation about his sexual orientation. “It took her 18 years to develop a dream for me, but [since the day he came out] it gave her the time she needed—two and a half more years—to think of a new dream,” he said. Bertolino was the Greek Life Director at Queens College during the time he decided to come out. When two students who were in a relationship and were not out to their fraternity approached him for advice, he knew that he must come out to his campus. After experiencing some difficulties with his colleagues, shortly after the fraternity and the wider campus community became comfortable with his sexuality and Leipold and Bertolino as a couple. “I decided that I needed to do it for my students… and once they got to know [Bil and I] as people, the rest didn’t matter,” Bertolino said. In order to create an atmosphere of acceptance in the university environment, they suggested that the avoidance of anti-gay jokes and slurs be taken seriously and that gay and lesbian culture be integrated into the current programming on campus. Leipold encouraged students to truly examine the presidential candidates in both parties for their stances on topics such as homosexuality and gay rights. “Please, please vote in November. The candidates have yet to have a real conversation about gay rights, but you should investigate each one,” he said. “If you don’t vote, you can’t bitch.”

Primary Time

Continued from page 1 after the New Hampshire primary voter registration has been at a steady pace and that’s indicative of an effort underway to get people registered to vote,” he said. DeFronzo also said that the “Obama phenomenon” is responsible for drawing out a large number of youth voters to register and cast their ballots. This doesn’t seem to be any indication for Connecticut, though, where Clinton is enjoying a comfortable lead going into Tuesday. After the Iowa and New Hampshire primaries for the presidential election, the precedent has been set by increases in the youth voter turnout rates and may continue with the Conn. Primary. While Iowa’s primary drew out 13 percent of its eligible voters under 30 years of age, it was an increase from 4 percent as of the state’s 2004 primary. New Hampshire enjoyed an increase from 18 percent to 43 percent between the 2004 and 2008 primaries, according to the Center for Information and Research on Civic Learning and Engagement. Prevalent concerns for youth voters, which are how to become registered or send in absentee ballots for those living outside their hometown, will most likely keep many CCSU students from making it to the polling stations. Eligible students may register via mail as long as the registration is postmarked by Jan. 31. This deadline also applies to voters who would like to affiliate themselves with a party, but the registration must be received by this date. The Voter Registration form can be downloaded at the State of Connecticut Web site, http://www.sots.ct.gov/ElectionsServices/Elecform.html, as well at information on absentee voting, or the form can be picked up at the Reference Desk at Elihu Burritt Library on campus. Students who are eligible can also appear in person as late as Feb. 4 at their town hall to complete a Voter Registration form with an I.D. - Additional reporting by Aril Grain

Faculty Senate

Continued from page 1 Also in his report to the senate, Craine said he looks forward to further discussing the athletic field renovations. Craine voiced concern that the new fields will benefit both intercollegiate and intramural students and that the renovations won’t short change the majority of students who need the use of the new facilities. A different kind of concern was discussed by Tim Corbitt, director of Counseling and Wellness, who spoke to the senate about a new incentive for spring that focuses on the mental health of students and the readiness and preparedness of the faculty to recognize and deal with potential at-risk students. Corbitt described MentalHealthEdu, a customizable, online educational program for colleges and universities designed to increase awareness and provide more resources for administrators and students. The program, made for faculty, administrators and staff, takes 30 minutes to complete and addresses the many reasons why the 18-to-24 age group is at the highest risk for psychological distress. “This is a resource for people on the front line,” said Corbitt. Preventative intervention, a reduced stigma against mental illness and increased visibility of campus resources are the major focuses of this program.

Student Makes Progress After Welte Fall Melissa Traynor

News Editor

The CCSU student who jumped from the top level of Welte Garage in November has recently awoken from the initial coma and is now recovering from the life-threatening injuries she sustained. Sophomore Cherolle Brown leaped from the side of the parking garage facing Ella T. Grasso Blvd on Nov. 14, 2007 and was rushed to Hartford Hospital. Brown has been relocated to the Institute of Living in Hartford, which is a mental health center, and has been recovering there for over two weeks. Her visiting hours are between 6 and 8 p.m. Monday through Friday and the Institute is located at 200 Retreat Avenue, Hartford 06106.

Riot Forces Break Up Party Many students reported incidents of unnecessary police violence. Alexander Comisar Dan Loeterman

Daily Trojan (University of Southern California) (U-WIRE) -- A seven-house 30th Street block party turned into a mob scene Friday night when police tried to break up the party and more than 1,000 partygoers refused to leave, prompting at least 75 Los Angeles Police Department officers in riot gear to use clubs, smoke bombs, tasers and pepper ball guns to control the crowd. Nine were arrested after at least 100 students staged a “sit-in” in the street to prevent police from ending the party. Witnesses said students taunted the officers and threw beer bottles at them. Officers responded to the taunting by shooting students with pepper balls and striking them with nightsticks, according to students at the party. Shortly after midnight, Department of Public Safety officers, who had learned about the party a week earlier, warned the party’s organizer that the party had become overcrowded. The hosting houses turned off their music, but hundreds of people remained in the street. DPS then called LAPD officers to break up the party. Because of the crowd’s size, LAPD declared a tactical alert, said police spokesman Mike Lopez. The crowd turned hostile when two police squad cars arrived at the party. “The kids were throwing beer bottles, not just at the cars but the officers, too, so they called us out,” said an LAPD officer who responded to the alert. “Basically there were too many people in the street and they got LAPD out here to control the riot.” Between 75 and 100 LAPD officers arrived from several different divisions, some in riot gear, witnesses said. The officers gathered in front of the crowd and warned students through a megaphone they had three minutes to disperse. When students continued to sit in the street, a line of officers began to walk into the crowd to force them to leave. Students said they were angered by the conduct of LAPD officers during and after the confrontation. Many students said they were Tasered by officers or struck with nightsticks. Daniel Bell, a junior majoring in communication, said he was recording LAPD officers struggling with students on his cell phone

when one of the officers pointed at him. “Three officers jumped me and threw me onto a car. I didn’t struggle or anything. They made me put my head down and spread my legs.” When Bell realized he had lost his phone and asked for it back, “The officer picked it up, looked down at it, pressed the delete button, switched it off and put it in my pocket.” Some students also said LAPD shot them with rubber bullets. “When I was filling out my police report, I told one of the cops I got asered,” said Dan, a USC student who asked that his last name not be used. “The cop looked at the big mark on my ribs and told me it wasn’t a Taser mark.” Dan also said that while he filled out his police report, he attempted to read a police officer’s badge number, but the officer covered his chest. Mario Imbert, a student at the Art Institute of California, said a police officer used a Taser to subdue him. “Dan got hit, and I tried to help him up,” Imbert said. “Then [police] tased me a couple times. It felt like my entire body was out of control. They tasered me in my ribs, and I could feel it in my jaws and in my feet.” Not all students were frustrated by the LAPD response. Schwartz said he thought LAPD’s actions were necessary to settle a party dangerously close to being out of control. “Every house was full and the street was full,” Schwartz said. “It was way too out of hand. It wasn’t a good feeling at all.” Schwartz said an LAPD officer fired a pepper ball at him, but that he thought it was necessary. “People were yelling obscenities and egging them on,” he said. “It was a good thing LAPD came. I don’t think they were doing anything that was unjustified.” An LAPD officer on the scene, who declined to give his name, said nightsticks had been used but that no shots had been fired. Joel Avery, who organized the party, said he thought the party atmosphere cultivated partygoers’ defiant attitudes. “There was just this really awesome party and it was being taken away,” he said. “There was too much energy for it to have ended at that point.” A member of the Daily Trojan’s editorial board was one of the nine students arrested.


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UW Cuts Contract With New Era

UW terminates license contract with New Era Cap Company after their refusal to comply with the university’s code of conduct. Lexie Clinton

Daily Cardinal (Uni. of Wisconsin-Madison) (U-WIRE) -- Following the sports merchandise company’s repeated incompliance with workers’ rights inspectors, UW-Madison decided Friday to terminate its licensing contract with New Era Cap Company. The termination, which is effective immediately, cuts off New Era as a licensee and forbids the company from manufacturing its signature baseball caps and sportswear with the official University of Wisconsin logo. “We’re terminating the contract based on New Era’s actions not really being the type of company this university wants to be associated with,” Dawn Crim, special assistant to the chancellor, said at a Labor Licensing Policy Committee meeting Friday. The university decided to terminate because of New Era’s refusal to comply with UW-Madison’s code of conduct that says UW logo licensees must allow a monitoring agency to observe work practices. Crim said New Era did not uphold this agreement when it did not allow the Worker’s Rights Consortium, a labor rights monitoring organization hired by UW-Madison, to enter its U.S. factories. If the WRC was allowed access to the New Era facility in Mobile, Ala., it is likely they would have found poor labor practices, according to UW-Madison sophomore Chynna Haas, who traveled to the factory earlier this month with students from other universities with New Era contracts.

Haas traveled to Alabama as a student delegate of United Students Against Sweatshops. At Friday’s LLPC meeting, Haas shared stories from many of the black, single mothers who sort caps at the distribution factory and say they experience daily racial abuse and sexual harassment. Haas explained New Era’s point system that gives workers penalty strikes when they skip work. A worker can get up to seven points before being laid off, but Haas says the strikes are unfairly applied. She said women were given strikes for tasks such as going to the hospital for a heart attack, leaving to attend to a house fire or moving a son into his first day of college, even with a note from the university’s dean. Haas said some of the workers made a stride in forming a union, but their membership has led to retaliatory action from supervisors. “Workers who show up wearing their union shirts, proud to finally get respect at work are being targeted for bogus reasons,” she said. New Era released a statement Jan. 21 denying all allegations of unfair labor practices. Haas said she could understand the grounds for UW-Madison’s termination with New Era but was unsure how its message would resonate at the factory in Mobile, where workers see hundreds of different logos a day. “It’s not a strong enough message to the workers,” Haas said of the New Era termination. “I wish the university would have the courage to stand up to New Era and say we’re cutting the contract because your company has bad labor practices.” Crim said UW-Madison le-

gal officials explored the option of threatening New Era with a breach of contract suit, which may have brought forth some of the workers’ anecdotes. However, since a breach can only be carried out while still under a contract, the university decided a termination would be the quickest, most effective way to end ties with the company. Other LLPC members said they thought a termination was only a quick-fix solution and bringing the case to court would have made a bolder statement. “You can’t sidestep these issues forever,” said Jan Van Tol, a UWMadison junior on the committee. “I’d like to see one university stand up and say, ‘Yeah, we’re going to fight this, we’ll go to court.’ It may be a battle, it may take years, but we’d set a precedent.” Dennis Dresang, a LLPC member and UW-Madison professor, said a licensee case like this could take years of suits and countersuits and may not bring an outcome that was originally intended. “Terminating a contract sends a message,” Dresang said. “It sends a message that can be amplified … without getting the university in legal trouble.” The termination with New Era will have almost no ramifications for Badger sports fans because other licensees make the products like those from New Era. “We can afford to work with other licensees that will comply to our code,” Crim said. This is the second time in the past decade UW-Madison has cut a licensee contract with the New Yorkbased company.

Say What? The Recorder asked CCSU students whether they are planning on voting in the Connecticut Primary on Feb. 5. Students offered their ideas on whom they would vote for and why they are interested in each candidate.

“I’m not planning on voting because I’m not registered.” Andrew Yaghjian Freshman

“I’m going to vote for Obama because he inspires me… He’ll probably do a good job of uniting the country.” Richie Cooper Freshman

“I won’t be voting for religious reasons. I’m a Jehovah’s Witness.” Tiffany Crockett Freshman

“I’m not going to vote. I’m not registered in Connecticut because I lived in Pittsburgh for a couple of years.” Kareem Mohamed Senior

“No, I’m not registered.” Sandra Bryant Junior

“Yes, and I’ll vote for Hillary Clinton. I don’t think those attacks about her being in government for a long time will affect her chances. I think you need experience.” Yelida Cuadra Senior

“For me it’s between Hillary and Obama. I’m moving towards Hillary because she has goals and she’s got experience.” Heta Desai Junior

Got Something to Say? Write a 200-300 word letter to the editor and send it to ccsurecorder@gmail.com.


Editorial/Opinion

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Editorial Ron Paul is the only candidate running for the Republican nomination for president that represents the kind of frankness and unwavering values that have become so scarce in Washington. Many candidates have labeled themselves as representing “change.” Paul will affect change by shunning the kind of chameleonic politics employed by his running mates. Paul endorses not only common Republican ideals like lowering taxes, the free market, the right to gun ownership and limited government, but ground-breaking economic reforms like the return of the “gold standard” to curb inflation and the misuse of money by our government. He is the only Republican candidate to be forthright in his assertion that the Iraq war was a mistake from the start, not something mishandled only in the aftermath of the dismantling of the Hussein regime. He stands alone in acknowledging that we were led into this

war by false information and intelligence. He has also been outspoken in his opposition to the torture and detention policies of the current administration. He is a veteran of the Air Force, giving him a first-hand understanding of military operations and the intricacies of war. His commitment to responsible use of monetary resources is needed as we continue to spend billions of dollars in a seemingly endless and fruitless war. Ron Paul has been consistent in his voting record for decades, and is deeply committed to a strict adherence to the Constitution, one that has been repeatedly distorted during the last eight years of the Bush presidency. While the other Republican candidates adapt themselves to voter attitudes in callous displays of self-salesmanship, Ron Paul remains steadfast in his beliefs. In this age of voter disenfranchisement, he embodies the kind of change needed in Washington.

Barack Obama is the best hope for the Democratic Party to regain control of the White House in November and change the errant path of our country. Many of his detractors raise questions about his lack of experience, having only been a Senator since 2004. However, this is his greatest strength, as those more acquainted with Washington seem to become more and more devoted to the special interest groups and partisan politics that currently divide our nation. Obama possesses the kind of widespread appeal that his main competitor Hillary Clinton lacks, and this gives him a better shot at victory in November’s general election. He would also represent a break from the frightening trend towards political dynasties. The fresh image Obama presents would help to repair our image worldwide, something someone named Bush or Clinton could not accomplish. The freshman Illinois senator has the

unique ability to be the kind of orator that makes a listener believe in what he says, something which, needless to say, is rare in politicians. His eloquence and charisma offer the best hope to bring together and mobilize a country disillusioned by an administration that is seemingly indifferent to its wishes. Support for issues like stem cell research, healthcare reform, a woman’s right to choose and opposing measures like tax breaks for companies that send jobs overseas are important, but they do little to differentiate Obama from his Democratic rivals. One major difference is the Iraq war, which Clinton and John Edwards voted to authorize. America is hungry for a candidate that can bring them closer together instead of divide them, and Barack Obama is the best man for the job.

In Case You Forgot: John Rowland is a Crook Dan Ivers

Opinion Editor The outcry over the proposed hiring of former Governor John Rowland for an important economic development job in Waterbury has been loud among many state politicians. One vocal critic, House Speaker James Amann, has said of Waterbury Mayor Michael Jarjura in an article from The Hartford Courant, “I am not knocking him for trying to help out an old favorite son of Waterbury – but I just don’t know why it had to be this particular job.” Amann is right in one respect – Rowland should not be hired to a position granting him access to city funds because misuse of money is the very thing that led him to leave office in 2004 and earned him a stint in prison. However, Amann’s assertion that he has no problem

with Rowland being hired to a position with the city, as long as it’s not this particular one, is troubling. John Rowland is an ex-convict. According to the The Courant, he was sent to prison for over a year for “collecting $107,000 in gifts and services from businessmen who got hundreds of millions in contracts and tax breaks from his administration.” Now, a couple of years later and after being released and earning money speaking about his stint behind bars, he is being hired for an important position in his hometown of Waterbury, one that will earn him between $90,000 and $120,000 per year. People who have gone to jail for far less outrageous crimes probably have a little different experience after being released. More often than not, the requirement to identify themselves on job applications as ex-convicts raises a red flag to potential employers and keeps them job-

less. There are post-release job programs set up, many in call centers or cafeterias, to help them gain real work experience and ease their transition back into society. However, John Rowland, who claims to have experienced a “spiritual rebirth” after prison - á la Paris Hilton or Michael Vick - is now being welcomed back into a position of enormous responsibility. He will inherit a position that will bring him back to the Capitol to argue for grants and tax breaks from people that he appointed while Governor. He will once again have to face the temptations that both money and power bring, ones that he has succumbed to before. Mayor Jarjura should take a long hard look at what he is doing with this appointment. Waterbury is a city that has endured political scandal before, with the gross sexual misconduct involving minors of former Mayor Giordano.

Perhaps, once he is out of jail, Jarjura can find him an opening down at the local day care. John Rowland has addressed his critics by saying that he is a new person, and that he wants to make up for his past offenses by “giving something back to the community.” Well John, as soon as you pay back the millions of dollars you stole from Connecticut taxpayers, they might be ready to call it even. The message Waterbury is sending is that it doesn’t matter what you’ve done or what your merits are, but who you know. While minor drug offenders and small-time thieves toil long hours washing dishes because their past indiscretions have left them no other choice, John Rowland – who stole millions of dollars for the sake of free renovations to his lakeside cottage - is once again in public office.

Big Oil Makes Hugo Chavez Look Good Dan Ivers

Opinion Editor As a relatively mild winter begins to turn bitterly cold and oil prices continue to climb (now nearing $100 a barrel), New Englanders face the harsh reality of the cost of home heating. In addition to having one of the harshest winters in the country, one of every two homes in New England burns oil for heat, compared to about one in 20 in the rest of the country, according to the Energy Department. The rising prices prove too much to bear for many families who must choose between heat and other amenities. Luckily, this does not go unnoticed, and both the state and federal government provide a lot of money to give these families energy to heat their homes. Last week, President Bush released $450 billion in federal funds to help keep this problem to a minimum, and this move should be applauded. However, this is still not enough to ensure everyone will stay warm, and this is not a new problem. In 2005, a group of senators appealed to all the large oil companies that operate here in the U.S. for assistance, but only got one reply. Citgo, run by Hugo Chavez of Venezuela, agreed to provide oil to many low-income families at a sharply discounted rate, while all the other major oil companies turned a blind eye. This holds true for this year, even when oil companies continue to rake in record profits. After two major hurricanes ravaged parts of the Gulf Coast in 2006, Citgo was once again alone in providing assistance to the victims. Chavez has been an enemy of this country (or at least this country’s politicians) since he called Bush the “Devil” on the floor of the United Nations a couple years ago. His willingness to help misfortunate Americans when the

government or the wealthy will not is often dismissed as political strategy. He has been a vocal critic of American-style capitalism; called our country the world’s greatest threat to world peace; established a relationship with Fidel Castro in Cuba and the Iranian government; and been accused of trying to subvert American interests worldwide. Many of his critics contend that he doesn’t truly care about those in need, but only that he makes the U.S. look bad. If this is the case, well, mission accomplished. The willingness to help the poor and downtrodden is consistent with Chavez’s populist agenda in his own country. He has set up many social programs to help the lower classes

in Venezuela, one of Latin America’s poorest countries. While the results are debatable, it’s apparent that he does not intend to hoard all of the country’s oil profits for a small group of elites, as previous regimes have done. He has also angered many in the country by trying to alter constitutional laws so that he could run for re-election indefinitely. Whether Hugo Chavez is simply someone whose politics differ from those of the U.S. or a dangerous and subversive aspiring dictator is unclear. He ruffles the feathers of our government but can count many allies and supporters around the world, and he may have won a few more among Americans who have recently

found themselves in need. He has succeeded in making the American oil industry look like cold, arrogant, self-serving capitalists, and this unfortunately reinforces the views of much of the world. It’s not hard to see why many on the lower tiers of American society might agree. The first thing on their minds is how to keep their families warm and healthy, not the international political landscape. Unfortunately to our oil companies, if you are poor in America, it must be your own fault. The oil companies will blame Chavez for making them look bad, but in fact, they’re the ones making him look pretty damn good.


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Parents Need to Stop Putting Teens into Suicide Machines Ryan Yeomans

Staff Writer

Huckabee’s Theocratic Constitution Brian Morache

Staff Writer

The Founding Fathers were not, as many people assume, devout Christians. Many were deists - those who believed in a very distant, disinterested God. If the United States was founded upon any principles, it was those of the Enlightenment rather than any Christian doctrine. When considering the statements of one Republican presidential hopeful, it would be best to keep this history in mind. Mike Huckabee, despite completing only a year in a seminary and two years of college, is a former Baptist Minister and a proclaimed expert on Biblical matters. But from Huckabee’s stated desire to remake the Constitution to “God’s standards,” it becomes clear that he skipped his political science and government courses. “I have opponents in this race who do not want to change the Constitution,” said Huckabee in Michigan, as reported by MSNBC. “But I believe it’s a lot easier to change the Constitution than to change the word of the living

God. And that’s what we need to do—to amend the Constitution so it’s in God’s standards rather than try to change God’s standards so it lines up with some contemporary view.” One has to wonder just how Mike Huckabee is qualified to have such knowledge of “God’s standards” since seemingly every religious denomination has their own interpretation of Christian morality. While the right to religion is stated in the Constitution, nowhere is God specifically mentioned, and this was not by mistake. In ensuring the freedom to practice any religion, the writers of the Constitution intended to embrace all religions rather than endorsing one faith as was practiced in England. In seeking to rework the Constitution to “God’s standards,” Mike Huckabee fails to understand this important aspect of American life and history. There are those in this country who actually believe we are, or at least should be, a “Christian nation.” This would not bode well for anyone of any other faith. Many of these same people are those who speak out the loud-

est against Muslim fundamentalists and Islamic theocracies like Iran. So what is the difference between a Christian theocracy and a Muslim theocracy? What makes one right for America and the other wrong in any shape or form? In embracing America as a “Christian nation,” we proclaim ourselves to be hypocrites and betray one of the founding principles of America. Even more alarming and telling about the state of American politics today was the statement by commentator Willie Geist that if “someone without his charm” said that, “he’d be dismissed as a crackpot, but he’s Mike Huckabee and he’s basically the front-runner.” Does it bother anyone that because Huckabee has some charm and can appeal to a crowd that he can make such ridiculous statements? Haven’t people accepted the ideas of dictators throughout history because they were so skilled at working a crowd? I would like to think that the American electorate is smarter than this, and given what is at stake in this next election, we had all better be.

More Research in Reiki Necessary Amy Roche-Moss

Special to The Recorder It is not often that you can integrate a personal passion into your schoolwork. But on a quest to go back to basics, I have found that it is much more difficult than I imagined. My independent research at CCSU, “Reiki and its Effects on Heart Rate and Blood Pressure” has just come to a close and I have drafted my laboratory report. Working with an automated heart rate and blood pressure cuff, I was able to test the changes in CCSU student volunteers. Using Experimetrix, the psychology department’s website for undergraduate research, I was able to attract many students. I even received interest from students who were not required to use Experimetrix, as well as requests after the study was over. An article featured last semester briefly explained the research with Reiki I have been conducting as well as my overall interest in studying it. Reiki is a hands-on healing method that has been practiced for thousands of years. It goes hand in hand with Therapeutic Touch, healing meditation, and in some cases, massage therapy. It is basically an awakening for the body to initiate innate healing abilities that are really quite easy to tap into. I was luckily placed under the wing of an interesting and knowledgeable professor, Dr. Mark Jackson. We pieced together some thoughts and ideas and my research was born. I am a trained and certified Reiki Master Teacher (RMT). Reiki has forever changed me and I am very grateful to have such wonderful masters. Being a RMT, I have to admit, I was biased going into my research; not in the

sense of what the results would conclude but that Reiki has a profoundly positive effect on people. Overall, there were changes in all of the tested areas of the Autonomic Nervous System (ANS), but those changes were not significant. Using my measurements of heart rate (HR) and blood pressure (BP), I compared my results to previously performed experiments. With larger sample sizes and longer durations of Reiki administration, both HR and BP did decrease to a significant degree. I did receive a lot of qualitative analysis from the participating students. I heard a lot of “You should get paid to do this” and “how much do you charge?” Some even expressed, “This is the most relaxed I have felt in my 21 years.” This shows me that more research in this area is both necessary and imminent. I am thankful to all the volunteers whom participated and even came back to me a second time. I have learned and experienced insightful lessons in my years of study with Reiki. The experiences are almost ineffable, so very hard to place words to. Dr. Eleanor Godway, a professor of philosophy at CCSU put it very well in her 2002 paper, “Alternative Ontology in Practice: Experiences with the Lived Body, Intersubjectivity, and Healing.” Therapeutic Touch (a practice that coincides with Reiki) can be described as a “new sense, new organ, a means by reaching and being reached by another, a mode of communication in which I am only beginning to come at all articulate, a way of giving which is always also, a way of receiving, and which defies analysis into components of physical, mental, emotional, ‘psychic,’ or spiritual.” In essence, she has captured the very mystique of Reiki and many forms of energy healing.

Largely, I have learned from such a small scale experiment the passion and drive that keeps researchers moving forward. Even if I have no data to feed you, I have learned a tremendous amount and gained much more insight to my practice of Reiki and its applications in my everyday life. Namasté.

In the past few months, residents of Connecticut have seen multiple accidents involving teenagers and sports cars make the headlines. The most recent crash occurred on Sunday, Jan. 20 in Wallingford. Both the driver, George Mclean, 16, and passenger, Tyler Priore, 15, were killed instantly as Mclean lost control of the Nissan 350Z he was driving and flew head-on into a tree. A third passenger, David Cajas, 15, who was riding on the bench in the back seat of the car, survived the accident and was released from Yale-New Haven Hospital on Wednesday, Jan. 23. The road where the accident occurred is known for its bumps, which allows drivers, with the appropriate amount of speed, to launch their car off the ground, and it is believed that this could be one of the causes of this fatal accident. You may recall another fatal incident that occurred in Wolcott on Oct. 4, 2007. Anthony Apruzzese, a 17-year-old high school senior, was trying to pass a car towing a boat in his Subaru WRX when he clipped the boat and spun into an oncoming truck. The vehicle was instantly crushed, killing Anthony, his 14-year-old sister, Jessica, and her 15-yearold friend, Thamara Correa. According to the New York Times, Captain Angiolillo of Wolcott said that the car was speeding, and he blamed “an inexperienced driver and the fact he was going too fast.” Anthony Apruzzese was no stranger to driving fast. In fact, according to the New York Times, in the one year he had his license he received at least four traffic violations, including a seat belt violation and a citation for running a stop sign. In March of 2007, Apruzzese split his Honda Prelude in two after hitting a tree while under the influence of alcohol. Although he was charged with driving under the influence and his license was suspended for 90 days, he unfortunately did not learn from his mistake. All of these details cause one to question why these teenagers are allowed to drive sports cars that they are too inexperienced to operate properly. Teenage drivers, especially males, are infamously known for breaking the speed limit and other forms of dangerous behavior while driving. Reckless driving by teenagers tends to increase when they have their friends in the car, which is exactly the reason why Connecticut passed a new law within the past few years restricting passengers for the first six months after a teen driver obtains their license. George Mclean was in violation of this law when he wrecked the 350Z he was driving. Fatal automobile accidents involving teens are heart-wrenching because the victims they claim would have had so many great years ahead of them. At the same time, incidents like these two incite feelings of anger and frustration to outsiders because they were so easily preventable. Who’s really to blame for these accidents? In the case of Anthony Apruzzese, it seems that the fault lies upon his parents. What kind of parent allows their 17-year-old boy, who has a colorful driving record and one wrecked car under his belt in a year, to drive one of the fastest sports cars on the street? It is clearly time for parents to start taking responsibility for their actions and to use much better judgment when it comes to trusting their teenage drivers. Hopefully parents can change their habits before we all have to see the saddening news of another teen killed in a reckless driving accident.


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The Recorder’s Super Bowl XLII Mike Luchene

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New England Patriots (18-0) New England’s strength is their offensive unit. It is common knowledge that Tom Brady led the league’s highest rated passing attack, but the Patriots also finished 13th in overall rushing yards. There are simply too many weapons to be able to scheme against defensively. Randy Moss and Wes Welker contribute the NFL’s best deep threat and best slot receiver, respectively. Donté Stallworth is a talented speedster that sometimes flies under the radar. The running game features the double-headed monster of Laurence Maroney and Kevin Faulk; Maroney can pound the ball inside, while Faulk is lethal in the passing game. Up front, the Patriots are as good as it gets. Matt Light and company have been even more dominant than usual this year. Defensively, the Patriots’ strength is their defensive line. Richard Seymour, Ty Warren and Vince Wilfork are all former 1st round picks. The team’s linebackers get most of the face-time with the media, but the reason they’re able to make so many plays is because of the big guys taking up blockers up front. The defensive secondary is above average. Asante Samuel isn’t one of the top three corners as many would have you believe, but he is certainly very good. Rodney Harrison is still producing at a high level, despite his age. The Patriots’ key to victory is simply to take what the Giants give them in the passing game. If New York wants to take away Moss and Stallworth deep, then Brady will check down to Welker, Watson and Faulk.

New York Giants (13-6) The Giants’ offense thrives because of their excellent linemen. Brandon Jacobs has been good at times, but he can’t seem to stay healthy. Eli Manning hasn’t turned the ball over for the entirety of his team’s three playoff games this season. Plaxico Burress and Amani Toomer have remained steady, and they are now aided by rookie Steve Smith. The Giants’ defense is led by the two men that bookend their defensive line. Michael Strahan and Osi Umenyiora have made opposing tackles earn their pay this season. Justin Tuck has also come on strong this year. Antonio Pierce is one of the most underrated middle linebackers around, but the Giants are below average at both the weak and strong sides. The Giants’ corners, Aaron Ross and Sam Madison, have been banged up of late, but they will be ready to go on February 3. In order for the Giants to have a chance in this one, they’ll have to win the battle up front. This is where they match up with New England. If they can establish the ground game it’ll keep the ball away from Brady. Meanwhile, prevailing in the trenches defensively would force the all-world QB to get rid of the ball before he wants to.


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The Recorder’s Super Bowl XLII Predictions

Kyle Dorau

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As much as it pains me, I just can’t find a reason to go against the new Evil Empire known as the Patriots. I wouldn’t be completely shocked if the Giants win thanks to Eli’s maturation as of late. Combine that with the fact that nobody expected them to make it this far, and they have nothing to lose. However, I’ve gotta go with the Pats. Patriots 24, Giants 20.

The Patriots haven’t gone 18-0 to throw out a clunker against the Giants. I would prefer it if this was the first Super Bowl to ever end in a tie, but alas my dream will probably go unfulfilled. It won’t be an easy game for the Pats especially after the Giants tasted blood in December. Their defense is old and the offense is coming back to earth, but like all of their championships, they’ll pull it out by the skin of their teeth. Patriots 24, Giants 21.

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The Patriots are a much better team than the Giants. With that said, Randy Moss cries like a baby if he isn’t happy and the only NFL game I’ve attended was the “tuck rule” game. You know, the game that started New England’s dynasty. Brady admits he fumbled and it was so blatant that he actually had both hands on the ball before Charles Woodson knocked it free. Go Google it if you don’t believe me! Oh, and go Giants. Brian Morache

It seems that the New York-Boston rivalry has transcended baseball and has made it to the big stage: the Super Bowl. Boston has supplanted New York as the Evil Empire in the sports world, first with the Sox, the Celtics and of course it all began with the Patriots. What this means is that the Giants are now the enticing underdog. The Giants have the tools for the big upset, but the Patriots have that killer instinct. It was a close vote but The Recorder seems to lean toward the dark side with a close vote of 5-3. Here’s why:

Blue Devils Lose Second Straight in Final Seconds on Saturday The Central Connecticut men’s basketball team dropped its second straight game and fell to 9-12 overall and 5-5 in Northeast Conference play with a last-second 73-72 loss on the road at St. Francis (PA). The Blue Devils gained the lead 72-71 on the fourth three-pointer of the game by senior Tristan Blackwood but the shot by Bassirou Dieng with under six seconds to play won the game for the Red Flash. Blackwood finished with a game-high 21 points including four threes, giving him 299 for his career. St. Francis (PA) hit their first three three-point attempts in the first four minutes of the game and led 9-5 with 16:10 to play. The Blue Devils responded with 9-2 run over the next two minutes to take a 14-11 lead. The lead reached 10 at 32-22 with 5:25 to play before the break but the Red Flash would cut it to 34-30 with an 8-2 run in a five minute span. A pair of Blackwood freethrows right before half made it a six point game. The Blue Devils led 36-30 at the half and shot an impressive 59.1 percent (13-of-22) from the field and hit on 6-of-12 from three. They turned the ball over just five times and dished out nine assists before the break. They hit on 7-of-10 shots from inside three. CCSU hit 12 of their first 15 shots from the field and finished the half just 1-of-7 from the field. Blackwood led the Blue Devils with 11 points at the break and also dished out

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The Patriots will beat the Giants in the Super Bowl, not because the Giants are a bad team or don’t deserve to be there, but because the Patriots are overall a better team than the Giants. Bill Belicheck will have the Patriots prepared and since they have been ignoring the hype of a perfect season, they will weather the storm of Super Bowl week. It will be a great game, but another Patriots victory! Patriots 35, Giants 27.

five assists. Freshman Shemik Thompson added nine points on a career-high three three point baskets in the half. Junior Marcus Palmer had seven points and led all players with five rebounds. The lead reached eight twice in the first minute of the second half but the Red Flash continued to chip away and eventually tied the game at 50-50 with 11:07 to play and then took a 51-50 lead less than a minute later. The lead would change six times in the final 10:22 including twice in the final 13 seconds. With the game tied at 69-69 following two free-throws by Blackwood, the Red Flash used a jumper in the lane by Cale Nelson to take a 71-69 lead with 33 seconds to play. Following a Central Connecticut timeout Blackwood hit his fourth three of the game from the left corner to give CCSU the one point 72-71 lead. Dieng’s shot with six seconds to play iced the win for the Red Flash as a final three-point attempt by Blackwood was off the mark. In the second half the Red Flash shot an impressive 69.2 percent (18-of-26) from the field including 14-of-16 from inside three. Central Connecticut hit 11-of-20 shots from three-point range and shot 49.0 percent (25-of-51) from the floor in the game. They hit on just 12-of-29 (41.4 percent) from the floor in the second half and 11-of-15 from the free throw line in the game. Blackwood finished the game with 21 points and seven assists while Palmer added 17 points and nine rebounds. Freshman Ken Horton added 14 points while Thompson had 12 and four assists. The Blue Devils return to action next Saturday hosting Wagner at 4 p.m. at Detrick Gymnasium.

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Nick Viccione

The New York Giants will defeat the New England Patriots for the simple fact that this team works well together. The NYG have solid, consistent players who work well together. From Eli Manning, to Jeremy Shockey, to Lawrence Tynes who made the game winning field goal in overtime against the Green Bay Packers. Super bowl XLII will be an exciting game to watch this year! Giants 39, Patriots 20.

I can guarantee one thing: the final line that Vegas will give this game will be too high. It will be hard to believe that the Patriots could make it this far without losing a game and then completely waste a perfect season with one game left. With both of those being said, I think the Patriots will wrap up a perfect season with another close Super Bowl victory. Patriots 24, Giants 20.

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The Giants are on a mission right now. Since the end of the season close loss against the Patriots, the Giants have played on a level not seen by fans in years. With Eli possibly coming into his own and establishing himself as a top quarterback and the defense playing as good as they have all year, the Patriots might have finally met their match. The weather will be warm and they are not playing at Giants Stadium, so the G-men might pull the shocker. Giants 28, Patriots 10.

This game will answer any questions if the New England Patriots are a true dynasty. After two weeks of talk about whether Tom Brady will play due to his injured right ankle, the Golden Boy will lead the Pats to a fourth Super Bowl championship in seven years and the Boston-area to their second title this year. Patriots 35, Giants 14.

Wade Registers Double-Double in 64-59 Northeast Conference Road Loss Sophomore P.J. Wade had her third double-double of the season, mathcing a season-high with 16 points while grabbing 10 rebounds, to lead Central Connecticut (3-17, 2-7) in a 64-59 Northeast Conference road loss versus St. Francis (PA) (6-13, 3-5). Freshman Kerrianne Dugan added 11 points and six rebounds for the Blue Devils. Freshman Alexzandria Dowdy ended a six minute, game-opening field goal drought for the Blue Devils with a fast break layin, and sophomore Emily Rose followed with a three-pointer to highlight a 7-2 run and cut CCSU’s deficit to 15-11. The Blue Devils would cut it to three when Wade followed her own miss with a short jumper. The margin was three, 24-21, with less than five minutes remaining in the opening 20 minutes, but SFPA went on an 8-0 run to reach its largest lead, a 32-21. Central Connecticut responded with five straight but went to the locker room trailing 34-26. Wade paced the Blue Devils with eight points and six rebounds in the first half. Senior Emily Bollinger had 16 points to lead St. Francis (PA). The Blue Devils outrebounded SFPA, 20-13, but turned the ball over 11 times. The Red Flash scored nine points off the miscues and out-shot Central Connecticut, 50 percent to 28 percent. CCSU hit all 10 of its free throw attempts. Freshman Justina Udenze scored six points to spark an 11-0 Blue Devil run over the

opening four minutes of the second half. The stretch gave Central Connecticut its first lead. St. Francis (PA) tied it at 45 but CCSU stayed in front until junior Shawna Scott hit a three with 6:20 left. The Red Flash went up 54-51. Wade tied it with a jumper and one and Central Connecticut forged back ahead with a 5-0 run. However, the Red Flash scored the game’s final eight points to earn the victory. The Blue Devils shot 53.2 percent in the second half and finished the game with a 36-26 rebounding advantage. Udenze had six points - all during the start of the second half - and nine rebounds for CCSU. Dowdy added nine points, while Rose totaled seven points, four steals and three assists. Bollinger, who was held to two points in the second half, finished with a game-best 18 points and led St. Francis (PA) with five boards. Sophomore Britney Hodges had 14 points and five assists. Scott ended the game with nine points and seven assists. Central Connecticut will head to Moon Township, PA for its next contest. The Blue Devils face Robert Morris at 7 p.m. on Monday, Jan. 28.

- ccsubluedevils.com

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Devils Down Hawks Kyle Dorau

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CCSU 9 Hawks 1 The CCSU Men’s Ice Hockey Team had stumbled over winter break, going 0-2-1 in their last three games, all road contests. It turns out all they needed was some home cooking. It had been 48 days since Central had played a game at the friendly confines of Newington Skating Center, but they didn’t show any rust in their return to home ice. The Blue Devils destroyed the Montclair State Red Hawks 9-1 Friday night thanks in large part to the offense provided by sophomore forward Joe Dabkowski and junior forward Mike Diclemente. “We added a couple of new guys, second semester players to the lineup, and that takes a little bit longer to jell,” said Central head coach Jim Mallin. “Getting home, we couldn’t wait for this game.” The action was very physical, but began sloppy, as neither team generated quality scoring opportunities until 2:41 mark of the first period. CCSU sophomore forward Mark Nine charged down the right wing, and was able to place a shot over the left shoulder of MSU netminder Kevin Fox to get the Blue Devils on the board, 1-0. Just five minutes later, sophomore forward Joe Dabkowski played the puck behind the net and found junior forward Mike Diclemente in the slot for a goal, increasing the lead to 2-0. CCSU (13-6-3) held strong during an impressive penalty kill that saw blocked shots by the defensive pairing of juniors Kevin Butler and Sean Cunningham. Sophomore goaltender assists from freshman forward Adam Goldstein and sophomore forward Ryan Paglinco to make it 9-1 and complete the rout of 5th ranked Montclair State University. Mallin was pleased with the collective effort of his team. “We had a lot of guys finishing for us; it wasn’t just one line tonight. We had a lot of guys stepping up their play and that’s what we’re going to need the rest of the way.” Central remained on track as they defeated Bryant College the following night, 5-2. Craig Height made 32 saves in the win, and Dabkowski continued his hot streak, netting a hat trick. CCSU has nothing but home games remaining on the schedule until postseason play, and they take to the ice on Friday, Feb. 1 against University of New Hampshire at the Newington Skating Center at 9 p.m.

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Carmine Vetrano denied J.T. Baxter of MSU on a breakaway as the first period was winding down. With Montclair State’s Joey Frasciello in the sin bin for contact to the head, CCSU would cash in, as sophomore forward AJ Maulucci dangled the puck around a Red Hawks defenseman along the left wing, buying some time for Dabkowski to get in position at the far post and find the back of the net to make it 3-0. CCSU got its first shorthanded goal of the season after some aggressive, physical forechecking by Mike Diclemente that sent Dabkowski on a breakaway. Dabkowski faked out Fox and stuff the puck forehand for his second goal of the evening to put the Blue Devils up 4-0. “We controlled the game once we started to hit,” said Dabkowski, who praised the fans who

came out for helping the team get energized. “When the crowd gets excited, we get excited.” Central kept the pressure on defensively, as junior defenseman Brett Holmes put his body on the line, throwing himself in front of a shot to squelch a 4 on 2 breakout by the Red Hawks. Montclair State (13-10-1) got on the board at 13:16 of the second frame, as Baxter banged home a rebound that Vetrano could not corral. That would be the only tally Montclair State would get, but CCSU was far from finished offensively. The Blue Devils answered right back to once again increase the lead to four. Freshman defenseman Ryan Beaulieu fired a low wrist shot on net, which senior forward Shawn Nutcher redirected past Fox. The Blue Devils chased Fox from the game as junior forward Craig Prema scored his third

goal of the season, assisted by Nutcher and junior forward Matt Williams to make it 7-1. New Red Hawks goaltender Charles Kemmelin was not treated any kinder by the Blue Devils offense, as Mike Diclemente took a nice feed from Maulucci and deposited it into the back of the net to earn the hat trick, and raise his goal total to 16 on the year. Despite the huge lead, Vetrano held down the fort back at the CCSU cage, making his best save of the night as he moved quickly to his left and made a kick save and firmly held the post with his left skate. The Central Connecticut net minder made 34 saves on the night to pick up his tenth win of the season Sophomore forward Dane Anderson and the Blue Devils put an exclamation point on the game as Anderson scored his second goal of the season with just seven seconds left with

Top: Junior defenseman Brett Holmes is mobbed by teammates after scoring a goal against Bryant Saturday night. Left: Sophomore forward Mark Nine celebrates after scoring a goal against Bryant.

MENS HOCKEY UPCOMING GAMES 2/1

Univ. of New Hampshire

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New York University

7:00

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Marist College

9:00

2/9

Holy Cross University

9:00

2/15

Alumni Game

7:50

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St. Josephs University

9:00


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Entertainment

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Hot Chip

To try to describe Hot Chip’s Made in the Dark sound with any success would be fruitless due to the obnoxious amount of different aspects they bring to the table - especially with their latest release, Made in the Dark. Mixing a substantive amount of heartthumping drum and bass beats along with Casio keyboard tones and Alexis Taylor’s calm and collective voice leads to the chaos that has become one of the indie scene’s most notorious sounds. Made in the Dark’s second track, “Shake a Fist,” displays all the area Hot Chip can cover with their unique tunes, jumping from club-worthy dance rock to semi-techno electric beats and back to alt-rock vocals that can make any listener content with what is going on in their ears. The record’s fifth track, “You’re Looking for a Lot of Love,” starts off with a slow organ piece that eventually evolves into a grouping of single keyboard notes that fade gently into the background of the song’s sound as Taylor’s voice takes over the track. This is a small description of what you can expect to hear from Britain’s Hot Chip. While Made in the Dark doesn’t officially come out until next Tuesday, it is easy to obtain with enough snooping around on the interweb. If you are looking for something with indie taste but eccentric electronic beats, look no further than Hot Chip and any of their full lengths, EPs and remixes. - edWard GaUG / entertainment editor

I have never Destroyer listened to DeTrouble in Dreams stroyer before this album, but I can honestly say that frontman Daniel Bejar has managed to put out a great CD – and it certainly is not his only one. Bejar has released nine indie pop/ rock albums since his first, We’ll Build Them a Golden Bridge, in 1996. His tenth album, Trouble in Dreams, seems to be a continuation of that 12-year success. Bejar’s style has been referred to as “European Blues,” due to his combination of story-like lyrics and rock/orchestral choruses. Listening to each song, you can tell there is so much to be heard. One must not listen only to the lyrics, but also the music that sets the tone. One must also not listen only to the music, but also pay close attention to the story. It is difficult to choose a particular song that would be my favorite because each track finds a way of flowing into the next and they all have very much the same tone. The entire album sounds like a soundtrack, and each song tells a different part of Bejar’s Dreams narrative. While listening to it, I picture different scenes in my head of Bejar in a Wizard of Oz-type place. I would recommend this album to anyone who is already a fan, as well as to those who have not yet met Destroyer and would like a change of pace on their MP3 player. - saManTha sUllivan / Copy editor

Times New Viking Rip it Off does not enjoy early 90’s lo-fi rock. They do not love it either—they worship and embrace it. In fact, Rip It Off is not just lo-fi; it’s almost “no-fi.” There is so much static and white noise within the tracks that I’m surprised the band did not attempt to use it as an instrument. I guess that is for the next generation of bands to invent. The lyrical ingenuity is there, rebellious and creative. The melodies from song to song are

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varied and original. TNV has the potential to put out really enjoyable and meaningful music; the problem is their need to lay the lo-fidelity styling on so thickly. Some may call this recent release a layered, artful and brilliant social commentary. I won’t completely disagree with such statements, but I will modify them to make them more accurate. This album is not those three things, but it did have the potential to live up to such statements. Let me be honest: I only got through two and a half tracks the first time I attempted to listen to the album. I took out the disc and told myself if I wanted to barely hear my music, I’ll go back to terrestrial radio stations. The lo-fi sound just does not offer enough in the way of style and content to earn it so much prevalence on the album. To be blunt, it’s almost gimmicky. And a gimmick is only good for one, maybe two tracks at most—not 16. When I hear a distorted and under-produced record, I’m looking for something raw, intense and satiric. The act of recording an album that is not overly stylized and produced is rebellion in itself. The music that dominates today’s airwaves is refined and polished to the extreme. iPods, Bose Radios, Hi-Def and Satellite Radio all pride themselves on crystal clear sound quality. By producing an album that intentionally diminishes the quality of its own sound, Times New Viking has done just that. - MaTTheW JUrkieWiCz / staff Writer

Los Campesinos!

The first time I heard Hold On Now, Los Campesinos!, which Youngster... wasn’t that long ago, they seemed like a band that would push you off into their music and let you figure out the crazy lyrical journey to keep things interesting. Un fo r t u n a t ely, they can only accomplish the former. When the video of their “Death to Los Campesinos!” came out, it was a small enough dose to tolerate. The single sets the tone for the rest of Hold On Now, Youngster and those first three minutes of sound tend to drag themselves into the following 11 tracks. The original sounds, however, are not so horrible and they remind me of a poppy-er, British version of The Strokes at times. Los Campesinos! have both male and female vocals with steady beats and an obsession with xylophone sounds. For the changes they lack between songs, they have some relatively interesting subject matter. For example, “My Year In Lists” tracks the relationship between a girl who has an erotic interest in stationary and a guy who decorates envelopes for foreplay. Hold On Now, Youngster has potential, but only if you let the album play once and let it sink in. - Melissa Traynor / news editor

Ever wondered The Badlam in Goliath about the power of a Ouija board? If you have ever bothered to try the Milton Bradley version of the cryptic device, chances are you’ve questioned the mystery of an object that has been mass-produced and sold to ages eight and up. The Mars Volta opted for something different: purchasing a Ouija board from a curio shop in Jerusalem. Contacting spirits became a post-show-ritual for the guys, but frighteningly enough, something was actually responding to them. Their newest album, The Bedlam in Goliath, is the chronicle of their experience with a spirit named Goliath, who they claimed was

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starving to return to the real world. His demands became increasingly more threatening with each and every play of the Ouija, and he questioned what the band had to offer. The Mars Volta have always been adventurous, so although they were undeniably shocked by the responses, they proceeded to play the board and began to write songs about their unworldly experience. This obviously displeased Goliath somehow, for terrible misfortune struck the band in more ways than one. Halfway into their tour, their drummer quit. Lead vocalist Cedric Bixler-Zavala was laid low by a severely gimp foot. Guitarist Omar Rodriguez-Lopez’s music studio flooded and the engineer for the new album, Robert Carranza, had a nervous breakdown. Bizarre misfortune aside, did it make for an interesting concept album? Without a doubt; especially if you have followed The Mars Volta á la the At The Drive-In days. One track on the album was named after their Ouija board, which they had dubbed “The Soothsayer.” Another, aptly entitled “Goliath,” ends with a creepy, “All these days of my life, ever since I’ve been born / Never heard a man speak like this man before.” These are probably the two stand-out tracks from the prog-rock kings, both amazingly upbeat; you can play them more than once and always find something new to admire them for. The Mars Volta is an art-form; if you are open-minded, The Bedlam in Goliath will definitely be enjoyable. It is certainly no Deloused in the Comatorium, but they still have the touch to really expand upon unexplainable situations. - karyn danforTh / lifestyles editor Ahhh, punk music. Till the Wheels Fall Off I don’t listen to you nearly enough anymore, with the overwhelming amount of indie-rock and dance-rock music making its way into my music collection. Hot Water Music is one of the bands that I got into way back in high school before they disappeared/broke up, but now they’re back for a reunion tour and new album. Till the Wheels Fall Off is HWM’s release of B-sides and covers, similar to Alkaline Trio’s release of Remains around this time last year. Chuck Ragan is still on his game like no other time in his career, not missing a step after a four-year album hiatus with Hot Water Music. His grizzled, throaty-but-smooth vocals reign supreme over the entire album, not being outdone by anything. While I love Hot Water’s instrumentals, Chuck’s vocals are the reason I came back to listen to the band after so much time of ignoring them on my iPod. Some of the best aspects of TtWFO are the covers that are scattered through the album’s two discs. The two familiar songs to me are the two Alkaline Trio covers, “Radio” and “Bleeder.” Other songs that might catch your attention would be Bruce Springsteen’s “No Surrender” and The Clash’s “The Clampdown,” both of which are amazing renditions done in HWM’s own style. Do yourself a favor and go listen to Till the Wheels Fall Off as soon as you read this. I guarantee you won’t be let down, and you might even give punk music another chance - I have. - edWard GaUG / entertainment editor

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Protest the Hero

If you have read a couple of my reviews before, then you will know Fortress that I tend to hark on the thin line between bands that have talent and their ability to produce an album that is actually fun and easy to enjoy. With that said, the sophomore full-length from Ontario’s Protest the Hero, entitled Fortress, comes dangerously close to this line. If you have never heard of Protest the Hero before and are simply looking for quick description as to how they sound, I

can try to sum it up briefly. Take the instrumental and vocal wankery of Dream Theater, shorten the songs, and add some intensity. Like I had mentioned before, it is not talent that is the issue with Protest the Hero; anyone who has already listened to Fortress can tell that the guitarists are fully capable of churning out riff after riff. Most noticeable on this album is the bass work of Arif Mirabdolbaghi, which, in my opinion, steals the show on some songs. The drums are as equally as well done and, at some parts, more impressive than others. However, as most bands sometimes do, Protest the Hero tries almost too hard to show off as much technical talent as they can into each four-minute song. If that is your style of music, then please, buy this album. You will enjoy it. On the other hand, if you prefer metal to be a little more practical, then Fortress will test your limits. In an age where sophomore slumps are often the case in music, Fortress is an impressive follow-up to Protest the Hero’s first full length Kezia, which they released in 2005. They may come very close to the line, but never cross it. - niCk viCCione / staff Writer

Yes, I do like rock music. Just not like this. British Sea PowDo You Like er is a poor man’s Rock Music? Arcade Fire at best. Their newest album has its moments, but they are few and far between. They make a grandiloquent entrance with “All In It,” where a monotonous chant over a slow drumbeat is suddenly swept up on a gust of theatric organs and frantic guitar, only to drop away as quickly as it came. However, the initial excitement is never fulfilled as the album begins its decline right then and there. Singer Yan’s (all band members go by single names) dreary droll is instantly forgettable (the instrumental “The Great Skua” was a welcome break), and each song is hardly distinguishable from the others. “Waving Flags” is a catchy, if derivative, exception, with its anthemic chorus and military march drums, and “Open The Door” at least varies the tempo with a cutesy display of innocence and vulnerability. This very moody album might best be listened to during a rainstorm, and many of the airy, orchestral effects and rapid drumbeats suggest just that. There are a million other bands that sound just like this right now. You’d think if you can’t turn out halfway original or catchy music, you at least might want to think about album titles that aren’t so lame. - dan ivers / opinion editor

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Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Warning: Male Testosterone Rampant in Rambo Matthew Jurkiewicz

Staff Writer

This is a movie. It’s not a film, and it’s not art. Believe me, Rambo will never, EVER, win an award or be featured at Sundance. You are going to read a lot (and I mean a LOT) of bad reviews for this movie. Critics are going to tear its star (who also happens to be its writer and director), its story, and its violence all to shreds. All puns and jokes conceivable are going to be used to completely murder this movie in the review pages. And let’s face it, Rambo is an easy target. Sylvester Stallone wrote, directed and starred in what can only be the final installment in the John Rambo saga. He’s 61-years-old, this is the fourth movie in the series, and by all normal standards, the movie itself is pretty pointless. When those powers combine, you get the king of “gore-porn:” Rambo! According to the Motion Picture Association of America website, Rambo is “rated R for strong graphic bloody violence, sexual assaults, grisly images and language.” This is about as accurate as saying the Titanic hit a pebble on the surface. Rambo is the single most gory and bloodthirsty movie I have ever seen. This gave Saving Private Ryan and the Saw franchise a run for its money. Rape, slashing and shooting consume about 85-90 percent of the screen time. If someone’s head or arm isn’t being re-

moved from their body, a woman, or boy is being sexually abused. It’s over the top, and it holds nothing back. It’s pretty extreme, and to critics is totally unnecessary. The story is the second piece of the movie that the critics will attack. It is the exact same plotline as every action movie ever made. Not only that, the story is overly simplistic compared to the likes of Stallone’s and Schwarzenegger’s other action flicks. Nine words are enough to tell the entire story arc of the film—plot twists and all: Man meet woman, woman in peril, man save woman. And it is only proper that I take nine words to tell the story, since that is the exact same number of words Stallone utters over the course of the entire playtime. Okay, that’s an exaggeration, but it’s not that far off the mark. Stallone literally spends more time grunting and groaning than he does speaking. There can be two explanations for that: Stallone either minimized the words to make Rambo’s character more powerful, or his jaw has gotten so big that it takes too many stagehands to pry it open with a crow bar. It’s sad to say, but Stallone’s jaw is officially the size of a dinner plate. His whole head is actually built rather like a standing rib roast—packed full of muscle and veins, with a thick meaty texture you can feel without touching. The HGH he’s been downing to keep his flesh from simply falling off his bones is swelling his head to ridiculous proportions.

There Will Be Blood American Past Tells Us About the Present

A Short Story

Small Town Gone Wrong Chris Demorro

Staff Writer

Peter Decoteau

Staff Writer

To be clear, there is almost no way to truly review P.T. Anderson’s new opus There Will Be Blood other than internally. Depending on who you are, you may find it eerie, poignant, exciting, darkly comical, boring, pretentious, or any other countless number of adjectives. Whether this in itself may force upon the film the moniker of either a complete success or an utter failure can solely be attributed to the filmmaker himself; but the more important point is that, regardless of how you personally accept the movie, it is undeniably well-crafted, wellacted, superbly shot and directed, and impeccably written. The story follows Daniel Plainview as he scours the western part of America in the early 1900s in the hopes of becoming a successful oil baron. Much has already been made of Daniel Day Lewis’ superlative performance, so we’ll skip that bit. Plainview’s character can most readily be personified in the very first fifteen minutes of the film, in which there is almost complete silence, but wherein his actions – digging into the ground, in the dark, alone, for a tiny piece of silver ore and then breaking his leg, dragging himself out of the hole and to the closest town (which is not very close), just to sell the piece – exemplify his overbearing drive to succeed. It is an ambition that will consume him and fill him with hatred as he steps over everyone and everything - even God - to be on top. He is both fanatically ambitious and dangerously misanthropic and ultimately, mesmerizing to watch. Plainview and his opposite (or, for those of you taking a lit class, his “foil”) - a fanatical preacher named Eli (played to perfection by Paul Dano) - symbolize large sects of Americans who take their beliefs to extreme levels. In this case, their respective ideals are founded on capitalism and religion, and despite, or perhaps because of their insane devotion, both characters betray these beliefs to further their causes. The subsequent questions that the two characters’ joust raises are also the most pertinent questions in America at this moment. Who is right? Who is wrong? Who wins in the end? Ultimately, Anderson leaves the answers to these questions up to the viewer. In the end, There Will Be Blood is a film

The setting of the movie must be Stallone’s gory way of making a political statement. It is set in Burma, (now known as Myanmar), during the intense 60-year civil war and genocide still taking place today. The murdering government of this small Indo-Asian nation is as vilified as the Nazis in Schindler’s List. You almost want to get out of your seat and stab the screen yourself. Raw hatred for the enemy is the only emotion fostered in the theatre. Okay, so the movie has no point, the violence is excessive, and the star is over-the-hill. In any other circumstance I would tell you to avoid the movie like the plague. But there is one factor that allows me, nay, forces me to endorse Rambo: the “Dude!” factor. This ninety minute movie is so hardcore that when I walked out of the theatre, my only response was “Dude!” That’s it. You don’t go to this movie to fall in love with a character, to get wrapped up in a mystery or open your eyes to new ideas. No. You go to Rambo with a group of your favorite male friends, and you say “Dude!” to each other from beginning to end. And after it’s over, you say “Dude! Did you see when Rambo messed that dude up?!” And that’s about it. But it is fun as all hell, and you get to see some really big guns. This movie gets one out of five stars for its lack of actual substance and quality, but it is the only flick playing that I would tell you it is worth a $10 ticket. Every frat boy in America will, and should see this movie.

that may resonate with true movie buffs, fans of literature and pompous critics like myself more than anyone else. The sometimes monotonously drawn out scenes and seemingly mundane actions belie vast and universal subtexts of greed, religion, family, success and fanaticism, as well as display a propensity for visual and thematic symbolism not typical in today’s modern movie fare. It is, in this way, much more akin to a novel than a Friday night flick, worthy of repeated viewings for further analyzing and understanding alone, and while I found it to be extremely engaging, entertaining, intelligent and oddly humorous, others will undoubtedly feel the exact opposite. Nevertheless, it is an important film that should be required viewing for any American, as it will no doubt incite discourse and debate over the history, character and future of our country and its citizens. ...And, of course, there’s always the blood.

It was an isolated October afternoon, the kind of fall day that stirs nostalgia for the retired summer. Route 83 wound its way through the center of Vernon as a four lane thoroughfare dotted with stop lights and intersections. Shops, banks and restaurants huddled together in tightly packed strip malls; tireless spectators succumbed to an infinite stream of commuters and consumers. Shattering the incessant humdrum of a steady work day, the high pitched wail of a 13,000 RPM redline cracked across the asphalt and a blur of red steel darted from between cars in the wake of the dragon’s roar. The blur steadied into a mechanical steed consisting of little more than wheels and 600 cc’s of unadulterated power; a wild man whooping into the wind saddling the back of a street bike. Shirtless and wearing nothing for protection save a helmet and jeans, he hurled the bike into a thoughtless rush of speed and adrenaline. For Adam, the Suzuki GSX-R was more than an instrument of terror for the huddled masses of suburbanites. It was an extension of his complete disregard for authority and the bizarre suburban social norms that invaded the once quiet hamlet of Ellington. For their part, the throng of commuters held hostage to his high speed escapade, only watching as everything indecent and immoral flew down the two-lane blacktop. Feeling the eyes of the world on him, the hellish Hun lurched the handlebars back and tilted the Suzuki into a high speed wheelie, exhibiting the kind of stuntman behavior best reserved for trained professionals and candidates for the Darwin Award. His confidence was unwavering, having practiced the move dozens of times on Connecticut’s many isolated back roads and straight-aways. It has been said that dramatic events often unfold in slow motion, your mind focused entirely on the inevitable tragedy. I watched Adam weave through traffic with wild abandon from my Jeep, trailing him by 25 yards or so. We were following our friend, performing a Sunday afternoon favor moving him into his new apartment. I had seen him perform the risky maneuver many times before, often soar-

ing down Interstate 84 at triple digit speeds; so I thought nothing as he once again attempted to showboat down the road. Then the bike jerked and bucked in a single half-second of horror as Adam tumbled to the unforgiving asphalt, rolling across the double yellow line. By the miracle of some unnamed deity who sees fit to cradle the falls of the reckless and foolhardy, Adam tucked into a roll and then sprung to his feet, taking off after his errant bike. Unguided and untamed, the bike had sat back down on two wheels and idled across to the opposite lane faster than Adam could run. Finally it came to a rest on its side after hitting the curb. The divine hand that had softened his fall had also held the traffic at bay as this whole scene unfurled. From behind the stagnant traffic flow came the blue lights of a volunteer paramedic or fireman. Having finally caught up to his bike, I watched him right and mount it. I had slowed my pace to a crawl now, unsure if the damaged mount might start again. I could see him shaking his head in frustration, watching the blue lights quickly closing the gap as he struggled to start the bike. I would later learn that the bike was stuck in third gear from the crash, and that it started at all was a miracle in and of itself. Leaning out the window of his white Impala, the good citizen brigade was shouting for Adam to get off the bike. It did start however, and he took off in the direction we had come from, leaving nothing but plumes of unburned gasoline in his wake. Minutes later, the phone call we had all been waiting for came. “Come back to the house,” is all he said before I whipped my Jeep around to pick up my mangled friend. “The house” is a dilapidated 18th century Colonial; the years having taken off the polish of prosperity that once glossed its exterior. Across the street the former tobacco field has long gone fallow, a new housing development taking root in the land. He was waiting with his helmet off, his tongue out, and his pointer and pinky fingers extended in the traditional hand symbol of Satan. “What’d ya’ll think of that?” Death defying and asphalt eating - it’s just another typical day taking a turn towards the extraordinary. Business as usual in a small town gone wrong.


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Inter view Edward Gaug

Entertainment Editor The metalcore band out of Buffalo, NY comments on their intense live shows and finding inspiration from classic rock. Edward Gaug: Alright, so you guys are in Little Rock, Arkansas right now, how is the deep south treating Every Time I Die? Andy Williams: It’s ok, it’s fucking cold though, and I don’t understand that. It’s freezing down here and last time we were here it was a 1000 degrees. Gaug: So closer to the weather at home in Buffalo than what it should be in Arkansas. Williams: Kind of guess, it’s shitty. Gaug: Right now you are on a pretty big tour with Killswitch [Engage], and then you are moving on to the Take Action! Tour in a couple weeks, what’s it like going on to pretty big tours and how do you keep your shit together when you’re on the road for so long? Williams: I don’t know. I’ll tell you what; I don’t know how to keep my shit together when I’m not on tour, if that makes sense. I hate not being on tour. Gaug: So it’s a little more natural for you to be on the road, than sitting around at home? Williams: Exactly. With the big tours, especially now that we’ve been a band for so long, it sort of feels like every tour is the same and we get treated the same everywhere we go. It has gotten to that point where it’s rad, but it’s just like the Underoath tour. Gaug: So it’s kind of getting stale? Williams: Not really stale, but it’s not a surprise anymore. When we were growing up, first getting into this, every show was awesome. You get to the show and you get excited, where now it’s just like “I know what I do now” and I know what do for a living and it sort of feels like a job. I know what to expect now. Gaug: Do you think there is anything out there that would ever change that, whether it is bringing a new band out with you and showing them the ropes or anything like that? Williams: I think doing a smaller club tour with no barriers and barricades would be cool. That’s the thing, it’s really getting to the point where every single show, the barricade gets farther and farther away and it’s not personable anymore. There is no chance for a kid to feel like he’s one of us because he’s so far away. It sucks.

Gaug: That’s kind of what happens when you get so big, you lose the ability to play that VFW or American Legion type of show. Williams: Exactly, that’s one thing about us, we have a DIY-punk aspect about Every Time I Die, so it’s just suppressed when things like that happen. Gaug: To be honest, you guys have one of the most intense live shows I’ve ever seen, what do you do personally, pre-show to get your self into it, whether it be the bands you saw as a kid that really got you into metal or anything else. Williams: It’s totally a mental game for me, I sit there and visualize it and shit like that is basically getting you mentally ready to destroy. That’s how I’ve always been. It’s one of those things. I’m a huge Black Flag fan and I have bootlegs of their shows and they’re nuts and I try to visualize that every time I play. Gaug: I think the Every Time I Die MySpace describes it best, saying you’re like a Bills tailgate party blended with a bonfire kegger. There is no way that would be a bad time. Williams: Definitely not. Gaug: The way I kind of see stuff with you guys is that you are really into have a good time and partying, do you think that makes the music life a little easier to live rather than being dead serious in everything you do? Williams: For sure, there are bands that are like funny dudes and then you see their press photos and that’s 100 percent not them. First of all, they wouldn’t hurt a fly and they’re looking like a hard-ass and they’re actually a computer geek. It’s better to give people exactly what you are because then it’s not a surprise when they come up to you and they’re expecting them to like karate-chop them and next thing you know they’re talking about video games. Gaug: So basically, don’t try to come off as something that you’re not, even if what you are isn’t what people might expect you to be, just be that. Williams: Yeah, the thing is, there are bands like Neurosis, whose whole thing is that they make some of the scariest music on the earth. It is very scary to listen to. Those dudes are like that and make you think “there might be dead people in their basement.” In reality, Scott Kelly, their lead singer, has a talk radio sports show in San Francisco. I think one of the biggest things in music is the idea of pulling the wool over people’s eyes and that’s something we’ve never really been about. Gaug: Every time I have friends and co-workers listen to your music, the first thing they re-

mark about is that you guys must be from the south, is there any southern heritage in the band or is it just influences that you bring in that give you that sound? Williams: It’s not even really like a southern rock thing, but we just like classic rock, our thing is that we just love good music. Instead of taking our influences from crappy metal bands that are around today, you take your influences from stuff that is tried and true, things that have worked in the past. You can listen to a Rolling Stones song and no joke; I can pull influence from stuff like that before a band from nowadays like As I Lay Dying. I don’t listen to them, but I would never listen to them when I need inspiration for a song. Gaug: I think that’s something that makes ETID stand out: that they sound different than everyone else that is in the game right now. Williams: The thing is, there are bands out there that are trying to do something close to what we’re doing and they’re just missing the point. It’s whatever, I’m not going to name names, but they’re just missing the point if they’re just listening to bands like Clutch and stuff like that. If you’re going to listen to Clutch, and I like Clutch, and then listen to Deep Purple, it’s the same thing. It’s just weird. With us, I’ve never ripped anything off, ever, but I have listened to [Black] Sabbath and been like, “I would love to write a riff like that.” Gaug: You can take influence without taking what they have done. Williams: It’s the feeling when you hear a song and you remember a time, you remember certain feeling, which is exactly how it is when I write for Every Time I Die. It’s always based more out of feeling than the sound, I guess. There some riffs that are just fucking lame like the last riff in “I’ve Been Gone a Very Long Time” is a lame riff, but it works so well with that song and is easy to play, but it feels so good. Even in “The New Black,” there a part where the drums are laid back and that is so lame, my nephew can write that part, but it feels perfect for that song. Gaug: Is there anything else you want us here in Hartford to know about Every Time I Die when you guys stop next week? Williams: That night, there might be a cover, there might, I’m not sure if we’ll be able to or not. If the guys want to swing it, we might and one of the guys from Killswitch will join us with it. Gaug: That is totally something to look forward to then.


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Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Evil Campaign Theme Songs

Sean Kinne

Justin Kloczko

Editor-In-Chief

Music says it all. The songs presidential candidates choose to define them have a history of missing the message. Still, some of the songs the candidates do use say something about themselves: they are shallow pop songs that aim to loosely please everyone. Or, they pick songs that don’t represent anything they are about. You can look back to Ronald Reagan misunderstanding Bruce Springsteen’s antiwar “Born in the USA” as his patriotic calling card. Here are some of the nominee’s current songs they use, and the songs that I think are better representations. Hillary Clinton: Celine Dion, “You and I” - Although Celine Dion can be seen as Hillary’s musical equivalent – (that powerful woman that no one can stand in the way, complete with lap dog husband), this song sends all the wrong messages. Plus, it is also totally un-American to have a Canadian singing your theme. Proper Theme: Rick James, “Super Freak” - No one pimps themselves harder to the American public than Mrs. Clinton. For all the talk that Hillary is too stiff, this song would liven up rallies. “She’s a very kinky girl” when it comes

to harnessing power. Being addicted to the political process and achieving the presidency is, to her, one of the sexiest things possible. Rudy Giuliani: The Clash, “Rudie Can’t Fail” - Are you kidding me? The Clash are against everything Giuliani stands for. Proper Theme: Star Wars, “The Imperial March” - Cue the music. No matter where he goes, Giuliani can’t walk into a room without pissing everyone off. You can’t have a conversation with him for more than two minutes before he starts throwing words like “destruction,” “towers” and “terrorism” around. He Increasingly talks like a fascist dictator that has gone too far to try to prove himself. Watching Giuliani’s persona transform as he gets hungrier and hungrier for The Throne is nauseating. The Darth Vader parallel is classic, but even Vader doesn’t want any part of this asshole. Barack Obama: Jay-Z, “99 Problems” - Though not his official campaign theme song, Obama bumped this after beating Hillary in Iowa. “I got 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one” didn’t go over so well with Hillary supporters, but it showed balls on Obama’s part. Proper Theme: Shaft theme - Come on,

everything about Obama just radiates coolness, but sometimes, he tries to be a little too cool, like Shaft himself. Mitt Romney: Elvis Presley, “A Little Less Conversation” - The “aw shucks” innocence is what Romney sells best to the American public. Just like Elvis himself, though, it’s all look and no talent. Proper Theme: Terminator 2 Theme Since Romney does an incredible job of projecting no human emotion; you can almost see the exoskeleton behind his super smooth skin. Picture the end of Super Tuesday where Romney gets humiliated — leading to a cybernetic meltdown, screaming like a banshee, complete with disintegrating flesh and exposed mechanical eye. Mike Gravel: Although without an official theme, Gravel is the indie-rock underdog trying to send a signal through corporate radio — just not as cool. Proper Theme: Gillian Welch, “No One Knows My Name” - “Ain’t one soul in the whole world knows my name / It’s a wonder that I’m in this world at all /And I have a life to claim though I really don’t know my name / It’s a wonder that I’m in this world at all.”

Mike Huckabee: Thinks he is too cool to have his own song since he plays the bass at campaign stops. Proper Theme: The Doors, “Break on Through” played backwards - Huckabee comes across as one of those God-fearing preachers that makes everyone feel guilty about their lives during Sunday morning Mass. If you play “Break on Through” backwards, you get the words “I am Satan” repeated over and over. John McCain: The Beach Boys, “Barbara Ann” - His cute play on words with “Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran” revealed his inner need to demolish anything that moves. Now it is looking like McCain’s campaign has come back from the dead. Proper Theme: The slow-rolling drone of a funeral organ - More fitting for his campaign is the sad organ music of a funeral procession. But at the age of 71, McCain’s presidential aspirations just won’t die. Despite McCain basically agreeing with George Bush on everything, he is somehow back on top of the Republican race.


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Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Tea Bag Time

Marissa Mancini

Staff Writer

Green Ginger Tea Green, oolong and black teas come from the leaves of the Camellia sinesis plant. Leaves of green tea are steamed, which prevents the EGCG compound from being oxidized. Black and oolong tea leaves are made from fermented leaves. In the fermenting process, EGCG is converted into other compounds, but they are not as effective. Green tea is rich in catechin polyphenols, particularly epigallocatechin gallate (EGCG). EGCG is a powerful anti-oxidant known to kill cancer cells without harming healthy tissue. It also inhibits the growth of cancer cells. Catechins have also been shown to fight viruses, slow aging and destroy free radicals. Free radicals can damage the body at the cellular level leaving the body susceptible to degenerative diseases. Green tea is also effective in lowering LDL cholesterol levels and inhibiting the abnormal formation of blood clots, which can lead to heart attack and stroke. The polyphenols and polysaccharides in green tea are also known to lower blood sugar. Green tea extract is also known to aid in weight loss. Studies show that those given green tree extract over a placebo burned more calories overall. Green tea has bacteria-destroying abilities that help prevent food poisoning. This also aids in the prevention of tooth decay and helps kill the bacteria that cause dental plaque. Green tea is a natural antiseptic that relieves itching and swelling. Soak a cotton ball in green tea and apply to a cut, scrape or bite. Best known for easing nausea, ginger itself has many benefits as well. Ginger blocks the effects of prostaglandin - a substance that causes inflammation of the blood vessels in the brain, which leads to migraines. Women benefit from ginger, as it can help rid menstrual cramps. Ginger is known to help those who suffer from motion sickness and seasickness. Sip ginger tea before taking a trip to avoid motion sickness. The anti-fungal properties of ginger will ease the burn and itch of athlete’s foot. Let ginger tea cool and just soak your feet in it. The cineole content of ginger may help contribute to stress relief. Green tea and ginger are tastefully combined in Tazo’s Green Ginger Tea. The bright, green tea flavor meshes well with the sweet, spicy and slightly earthy taste of ginger root and lemongrass.

Perfume Linked to Depression? Marissa Mancini

Staff Writer

Bettina M. Pause, Ph.D., says odors seem to be powerful emotional stimuli in an article from ScienceDaily.com. After conducting a study among depressed participants, Pause and her colleagues have concluded that the brains of the depressed patients were less responsive to smells than the healthy participants. The depressed patients were less responsive to smells, but their ability to identify smells had not suffered. When the depression was cured among the patients, their ability to respond to smells was no longer different from the healthy participants. The depressed patients’ reduced brain responses to odors relate to deviations in the orbitofrontal cortex and the amygdala. The orbitofrontal cortex and amygdala are intimately connected and play significant roles in processing emotional information. They are also connected with sense of smell. “Studies on the role of the orbitofrontal cortex and the amygdala in emotion strikingly parallel the studies on these brain structures in olfaction,” Pause says. The amygdala helps the brain encode odors and emotions. The orbitofrontal cortex helps develop strategies for how to respond to the stimuli. A pea-sized structure located below the orbitofrontal cortex receives sensory input. This structure also plays a role in depressed patients’ reduced sense of smell, as well as “their intensified experience of sadness and fear,” according to the study. According to Prof. Yehuda Shoenfeld in another article at ScienceDaily.com, a researcher and member of the Sackler Faculty

of Medicine at Tel Aviv University, depressed women lose their sense of smell. In fact, depression itself, having biological roots, may be an immune system response to certain physiological cues, says Shoenfeld. Women may overcompensate for their loss of smell by using more perfume. This is also connected to weight loss among depressed women. A reduced sense of smell contributes to a less than healthy appetite. Depressed people seem to respond well to aromatherapy. “Certain smells seem to help them overcome the effects of the biological factors, suggesting that depression may have a biological cause,” says Shoenfeld. On the flip side, “smell marketing,” a tactic used by retail-

Stephanie Bergeron / The Recorder ers to encourage shoppers to buy more merchandise, is being employed worldwide. Smells trigger memories and can cause one to be more relaxed when in the position to spend cash. In an article from GreenProphet. com, Bank Leumi in Israel has launched a pilot project to waft green tea smells through the bank. The bank hopes Israeli consumers will invest more cash there because of it. The brain is affected by smells in many ways. With retailers using smell marketing to get consumers to spend more money and banks using smell to get consumers to invest more money into their banks, what is in store for the future of smell?

Bodies Revealed Jody Wiles

Staff Writer

There are dead bodies in the Hartford Civic Center. More accurately: there is a scientific exhibit consisting of human bodies that have been donated to medical science; dissected, preserved and set on display for the general public. “Bodies Revealed: Fascinating and Real” is a human anatomy exhibit that has been traveling the country since Aug. 2005, when it opened in Tampa, Florida. The exhibit opened on Dec. 22 at the Hartford Civic Center and it will remain there until March 23. The entire exhibit uses real human tissues. The only inorganic parts are the eyes of five or six full-body set-ups. There are sections of bone, individual organs, paper-thin slivers of brain tissue, an entire vein system of one arm and full up-right structures. There are nine galleries total, beginning with the skeletal system; moving on through the muscular, central nervous, circulatory, respiratory, digestive and reproductive systems and an optional fetal development gallery. The final gallery consists of a mix of diseases, conditions and treatments. The fetal development gallery is by far the most interesting. Because of the more delicate nature of this display it is set off to the side and is easily bypassed. There is a large sign at the entrance warning of the intensity of it compared to the other galleries; it also states that all the fetuses died of natural causes while still in the womb. There are five in all, ranging from fourteen weeks up through twenty-four weeks. Each of the specimens had been treated with a mineral-enhancing dye to display the growth patterns of the bone. In the last gallery, the Treated Body room, there is a desk with medical technicians to answer questions and a brain and set of lungs that can be touched and held by the viewing public. There is also a large display of the human body sliced into several three-inch-thick sections, both by length and width. The entire exhibit is fascinating, but this piece was my favorite.

The case was six or seven feet by about fifteen feet and set up off the ground and at an angle to better view the sections. It was extremely intriguing to see all the sections side by side. Throughout the entire exhibit there are medical technicians walking around; they were very well informed and helpful, answering questions easily and chatting with some of the younger visitors. One woman said that it was a huge field trip attraction, with many classes coming through each week. Because of this I would suggest attending on a weekend, when class trips are less likely. Tickets for the exhibit can be purchased at the box office or online. They are $24 plus tax for one adult and there is a $2 college discount with a college ID. It is open from 10 a.m.

to 10 p.m. every day, with tickets on sale from ten to nine. Event parking is located across the street for a $5 fee. Unfortunately there is no photography allowed of the displays. Dr. Roy Glover, the medical examiner behind the Bodies Revealed project, is reported to have been friends with several of the specimens prior to their deaths and donations. It is also said that, when Dr. Glover dies, he will become part of the exhibit as well. He said, “Why all this interest in the human body? The answer to that question seems quite clear to me: your body is the only thing you carry with you from the moment you are born until your very last breath.”


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Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Losing My Tanning Bed V-Card A Funny

Look at the 2008 Presidential Candidates

Karyn Danforth

Lifestyles Editor

What is particularly pleasing about going to a tanning bed? I’ve always pondered this question and have been strongly against ever stuffing myself into one of those terribly hot, cramped quarters. So, this made me 22 years old and still a tanning bed virgin. Why was I so against it? One summer, my mother was going to some tropical island down south and needed a “base tan,” meaning she didn’t want anyone to see how translucent she was. Going to a tanning bed a few times a week for 15-minute intervals, she claimed she then had skin problems. Her legs had seemed to become permanently chapped, and thus she had to use lotion more frequently. To me it sounded like what could develop into something more serious, and I have never wanted to risk getting skin cancer. I’m worse enough when it’s 95 degrees and sunny - I sometimes forget to wear sunscreen. I’m not completely paranoid; I just didn’t understand the point of voluntary skin cancer. One night last month, my stepsister and I had just returned from gallivanting at the mall. Driving back, she subtly asked, “Want to go to the tanning place? The first visit is free.” She had already paid for a month’s worth of visits to the “fryer,” and she knew I had been curious about it. The only reason I agreed is because it was free. What could honestly happen to me in one visit? Walking inside the newly-opened establishment, I peered around and a bronze-faced, blond-haired lady noticed my puzzlement. I was a deer caught in the headlights; I had absolutely no clue what I was doing. My stepsister, having already been acquainted with the procedure, told the woman that I was new. I had to pick up two little eye gadgets so that my retinas wouldn’t be sizzled out of my sockets. Sitting and waiting for a room to open up, I spaced out and stared down the aisle. The tanning rooms were on both sides, all full of naked bodies in mechanisms that remind me of giant clams. As I waited, the lady gave me suggestions on how long I should go for my first time. “Personally, I think it would be good to go for about seven minutes,” she said so matter-of-factly. “You have a very fair skin type.” I agreed, and she said if I wanted to jump out before then, all I had to do was press a button inside the bed that turns it off. A room opened up, and after the bed had been cleaned and wiped down, I was escorted inside. Never before had I gotten naked in a public place, besides the doctors office. Luckily, the rooms were very private and spacious. I got undressed, applied some weird lotion that I had been given for free, implanted the eye goggles and slowly crawled into the blue illuminated machine. I began to sweat profusely; my back was

Marissa Blaszko

Staff Writer

slippery against the glass bulbs, and beads were dripping down my face. It was definitely not for the claustrophobic, but I am not; oddly I was rather relaxed. Seven minutes felt like two, and I opened the shell of the bed feeling like nothing was different. It wasn’t till the next day that I noticed how burned I was. My face was flushed, my upper body was a bit scorched and I was quasi-darker than usual. The real “fun” didn’t occur until

Stephanie Bergeron / The Recorder about a week later, when I began to peel like a snake sheds its scales. Weirdly enough, it was a rather calming experience; in the winter especially, relaxing in a heated bed is just as good as it gets. I could never be a slave to the tanning bed; but maybe once in a blue moon I will go for seven minutes in heaven. In reality though, I enjoy the skin I’m in, and I don’t think an overly-bronzed look would suit me.

Time Management Tips Victoria Wall

Staff Writer

It is the beginning of another semester, and learning how to manage your time is very important if you expect to do well in school. One tip that I follow that helped me in school is making lists. I make a variety of lists that include school supplies, school books and listing my school schedule, as well as listing what I need to get done. I have my school schedule listed in my agenda. It takes a week or two to know your schedule, and it helps to have it written down in case you need to refer to it if you forgot a classroom or a time. Having an agenda is crucial to college students and any other student because you are able to list everything you need to get done all in one place. Another thing to do is plan. If you know you need to get something done such as an assignment or project, you should set aside a designated time that you plan on getting it done. It is also important to work on your more important assignments that are due the earliest. Re-

member to prioritize; it also helps to plan ahead. I pack my lunch, choose my outfit and pack up my school books the night before and make a list or go over in my head what I need to do the next day and what needs to get done before the end of the day. It helps to take five minutes at night to plan because in the morning, people tend to be more frazzled; what would normally take five minutes would end up taking 15 or 20 minutes. Being organized and prepared for the day starts with planning. Another thing to do to help save time is to not go on pointless websites like Facebook. I am guilty of it too, but it wastes ample amounts of time that you could have been working on class assignments or doing assigned readings. Procrastination is never a good thing. Another time waster to avoid is the television. This does not mean that you should miss your favorite show but instead avoid wasting time by watching the re-runs of your favorite shows when you should be trying to sleep. You should figure out how to eliminate these time-wasters by asking yourself if it is really beneficial to your life to

be watching this show or surfing the Internet often times it is not. Another helpful tip is to get into a routine of trying to go to bed at a certain time. It is hard to establish a routine, but once you get it down, you will have an easier time getting up in the morning and you will be thankful that you got a restful night’s sleep. Lastly, a word that everyone needs to learn is “no.” You should say “no” to people who are a drain of your energy and suck up your time. You need to do what you need to do. It may seem selfish at the time, but you will be happy with your decision in the end because you did what you needed to get done at the end of the day. You set goals for a reason and you expect to accomplish your goals within a reasonable amount of time with little to no inference. In summary: get an agenda; plan ahead; prioritize; do not procrastinate; eliminate timewasters; get into a routine and learn to say “no.”

What makes a candidate worth voting for? Even as a writer that’s currently sitting in front of a computer to write a political column, I haven’t the faintest idea where to start. But I watch the news and, more importantly, the Internet - that bottomless pool of information that instantly broadcasts the happenings on Wall Street to the entire world or fills our e-mails with a cornucopia of dramatic chipmunks. As far as political news goes, reliable sources like The Onion or YouTube provide thousands, if not millions of viewers daily with the critical information for the upcoming Presidential primary, and even the elections in November. But can you really base your vote on something you see online? Is it possible to sort out the misinformation from the hard, cold facts? The answer is yes. Early on in the election—September 2007, to be exact—Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY) dropped a little gem of a quote that had pundits and bloggers buzzing alike and can be found anywhere on the web. “You can always tell when the Republicans are getting restless,” said Sen. Clinton to a $100-a-head fundraiser just outside of New York Square, “because the Vice President’s motorcade pulls into the Capitol and Darth Vader emerges.” The filmmaker Kevin Keating (YouTube user itsgiulianitime) posted an old Rudy Giuliani (R-NY) ad from back in 2000, which featured the former mayor in drag getting fondled by Apprentice tycoon Donald Trump. The skit goes like this: dolled-up Giuliani tries on a perfume at the counter of some department store and Trump offers his opinion. After diving in for a closer smell, Trump then proceeds to motorboat Giuliani’s double-D chest. “Oh you dirty boy, you! Oh! Donald— I thought you were a gentleman!” said Giuliani before storming away in a pair of purple heals. Bad makeup aside, one must admire Giuliani’s style. New Hampshire television station WMUR has posted it’s own viral video under the username wmurtv. When John McCain (R-AZ) visited the state in September, he visited Concord High School, where an unnamed student asked him if he thought his age would be an issue in the next election—“You might die in office or, like, get Alzheimer’s.” To this, McCain responded: “Thanks for the question, you little jerk,” and threatened to draft the kid—just for good measure. Even Mr. Clean-Campaign Barak Obama (D-IL) said something worth listening to over the past year. Shortly after Bill Clinton received the honorary title of “First Black President” from famed black novelist Toni Morrison, Obama responded during a CNN debate. “I would have to investigate more of Bill’s dancing abilities and some of this other stuff,” said Obama, “before I accurately judge whether he is in fact a brother.” When all of the candidates in an election are so similar that even the most politicallysavvy students on campus have issues deciding who to vote for, maybe it’s time for somebody to propose a new method. Forget issues, forget parties—forget everything taught in high school civics. When it comes down to the big day, who would you rather see in office—a candidate who spends two hours on C-SPAN talking about health care reform, or the guy that got Chuck Norris to campaign for him on YouTube?


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Wednesday, January 30, 2008

ASIAN FOOD

That’s Amore Stephanie Bergeron

Photo Editor

Mixing Italian food with Chinese may sound completely absurd. But to Dennis Chui, owner of the Green Tea China Bistro located at 150 Kitts Lane in Newington, it was worth a try. Chui got the idea after visiting Mohegan Sun. It was there that he realized how easily different cuisines could fit under one roof. After four years of solely Asian food, the Green Tea China Bistro became the Green Olive Italian Grill/Green Tea Asian Restaurant. Although, Chui found that his new concept was hard for others to swallow. Chui thought the combined restaurant would be a good place to bring family or business clients. The variety of foods would cater to many tastes, while the mix in cultural décor would provide an avant-garde atmosphere. The fusion of cultures is apparent in every corner: bricks on one side and wood on the other. Posters for chow mein hang on the wall, resembling army recruitment posters from the 1930s. What Chui soon discovered, however, was that the idea wasn’t going to work after all. “Sometimes you need to cut the loss and go forward - that’s business,” he said. The restaurant patrons order about 75 percent Asian food, compared to a meager 25 percent Italian. He believes one reason for this may be that guests think only of the restaurant as serving Asian food. This, he explained, was one reason they went back to being just an Asian restaurant. Chui was sad to admit defeat. The restaurant got rid of their Italian menu, keeping only the menu it started with – the Green Tea China Bistro’s. Although the Green Tea China Bistro no longer serves Italian food, its Asian food has, and still remains, a reason to give it a whirl. The food is reasonably priced, and always cooked to perfection. Although you’ll hate to destroy the beautiful presentation of the food itself; like most Asian restaurants, you’ll end up bringing home the leftovers. The portions are more than you pay for. The restaurant is dimly lit, making it suitable for a date or any occasion. Red and blue lights overhead compliment the Jazz music playing softly in the background. It may just be that Newington is not ready for an Italian and Chinese restaurant combo. But, one thing is for sure; they are sticking to what they know and love – great Asian food. Additional reporting by Jessica Carraro Stephanie Bergeron / The Recorder


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