SpecialiIng in wedding, portrait & family pictures
Lesley Ann Boutilier Photography Located in Strathmore Phone: 403-983-6125
lesleyannboutilierphotography@hotmail.ca
www.lesleyannboutilierphotography.webs.com
Thumbs up & Thumbs down for the Month - How happy your dog is when you come home - Winning the lottery - even if it's only $2 - The Newsy Neighbour is now Canadian, eh?! - Giving water to an outside dog during a hot summer day. - Loading up the dishwasher so you don't have to do dishes.
- Cold summer nights - Someone ringing your doorbell at 11pm yet no one is there when you answer it. - The anticipation of labour. Yikes. - Braxton Hicks - Big spiders who knit a web in your flower bed. Yuck! - Emptying the dishwasher.
Every night, Harold would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there. The bug grabbed him by the collar and threw him across the room, and left. The next night, after he finished his 3th beer, the doorbell rang. He walked slowly to the door and found the same six-foot cockroach standing there. The big bug punched him in the stomach, then left. The next night, after he finished his 1st beer, the doorbell rang again. The same six-foot cockroach was standing there. This time he was kneed in the groin and hit behind the ear as he doubled over in pain. Then the big bug left. The following day, Harold went to see his doctor. He explained events of the preceding three nights. “ What can I do? “ he pleaded. “ Not much “ he doctor replied. “ There’s just a nasty bug going around.”
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The Newsy Neighbor
104 3rd Ave unit #9 Strathmore AB In the Leary Centre
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