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250 Lakeside Greens Crescent, Chestermere AB

$424,000

No sharing rooms in this 6 bedroom home in Lakeside Greens in Chestermere! Main floor features easy to care for on-site maple and cork flooring, while the lower level has brand new carpet. The massive kitchen has lots of oak cabinets, brand new countertops, a raised eating bar, and a gas range. The home is newly painted in neutral taupe, with a beautiful feature wall on the main floor. Should the mural not fit your fancy the owners will gladly paint over it. Three bedrooms on main floor, plus 3 bedrooms and a den on lower level (as well as a huge rec room, storage room and laundry). New tile backsplash in all bathrooms. Beautifully landscaped yard is fenced with a dog run at one side. Relax or entertain on the new custom two-tiered maintenance-free deck (aluminum railing will be installed before possession) while watching the kids play in the park. You must view this home to truly appreciate the value. MLS# C3501269

Carol Warawa, C.C.S, SRES

C: 403-585-5270

B: 403-291-4440 • F: 403-250-3226

REALTOR R

cirrealty.ca

E: cawarawa@shaw.ca

Because a Great Experience Begins with a Great Agent.

Funny Observations from Current Events

Here are some funny observations after keeping an eye on current events. • According to a poll, 43% of Americans thought God helped Tim Tebow win football games. But many of them also resented it because that meant God was sitting at home watching football while they were at church. • President Obama was in Disney World last week where he unveiled his new plan to create jobs. Appropriately, the code name they had for the plan was “Goofy.” • According to the CDC, 69% of Americans are overweight or obese. So, if California ever does fall into the ocean we’ll know why. • Newt Gingrich’s ex-wife had said that he wanted an open marriage. I don’t think that’s different than most politicians!? • A human head was found near the famous Hollywood sign in Hollywood hills. Parts of the brain was missing so police were pretty certain that it was a local resident rather than a tourist. • Joe Biden was at a Democratic fundraiser last week in San Francisco and he said, “The Giants are on the way to the Super Bowl.” After getting jeered he said he made a mistake because the San Francisco baseball team is the Giants. Who would have thought Biden would ever get confused? Anyway, since the subject was football it is appropriate that he BRAND NEW CONDOS FOR RENT stuck his foot in his mouth. • Last week a woman took her 5 year-old son along with her on a bank robbery. Apparently, she had no money for a baby sitter and that’s why she was robbing the bank. • Newt Gingrich overheard a newsman reporting about the election saying, “The stakes were very high.” Newt’s reaction was, “Steaks? I’ll have three, well done.” • Chris Christie had harsh words about Newt Gingrich’s past record. One reporter called it putting a knife into 1400 sq. ft. � 3 bedrooms � 2.5 baths Newt’s back. Naturally, Christie would have saved the $900 + (all utilities & condo fee)/mth fork for himself because he was going to lunch right afterNo smoking � No pets word - hey, fat guys gotta eat.

403-589-9859


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