endless printing ink, fangirl moments, and all the shoujo mangas that I’ve read. To Angel Su, I leave you my blank sketchbooks and my art supplies, and ALL THE AMINAL CROSSING. To Rost Tolochko, I leave you my inability to read your full name, my breakfast, and neverending arcade games, HAH. And to the rest of my friends that I have not mentioned, thanks for everything that you’ve done for me. Good luck to all of you! In the event that I, Amy Huang, die from the Attack of the Pigeons, I hereby leave the following: To Jennie Pau, the other half of our locker, all of our reg memories, and my most embarrassing moments. To the BEST calc group ever: Anyan Cheng, Karen Kyi, and Tammy Ha, $DUI, Indian Curry, our “hide your phone from the Gribbs” moments, and a lifelong supply of boba. To Emily Wong, all the happiness I have in my life to make you actually feel something including my happy music to help you scare away the evil. To Briana Zhen, our deepest talks a permanent buddy to accompany you in biotech. To Kevin Chang and Sally Tan, all our SF adventures as well as the APUSH memories. To Karina Wong and Ada Wong, an unlimited supply of boba, bento boxes, pho, and Starbucks. To Kevin Tu, my indecisiveness to make your indecisiveness even worse and guaranteed mods 16/17 lunch to help you avoid the crowd. To Vicky Cheng, my whole list of favorite Korean dramas. To Anh Huynh, Bilegt Bataar, and Karen Kyi, my share of the econ extra credit. To Jennifer Zeng, the blame you put on me for never hanging out with you and all the laughs we have in the back of Ms. Li’s class. To Cynthia Law and Jeffrey Hui, my perfect Chinese test scores so that you guys can finally brag about beating me in Chinese. To Bonnie Yuen, an oxygen tank to can survive Chinese class every day without suffocating from stink bombs. To Robin Yee, everything in my life because I’ve known you for my whole life. To Jenny Zhu, an extra chair at our calc table reserved for you only. To Bobo Hu, my favorite Youtube playlists, everything of my lunch, and words of wisdom. To Jun Min Zhong, my leadership and communication skills and all the awkward talks we had about random stuff. To my amazing chauffeurs Albert Chiem, Ashley Roliz-Chen, Calvin Louie, and Wilson Huang, unlimited supply of gas and my car when I get one so that you guys can continue being awesome. To
Kathleen Nunez and Jordan Wong, my innocence to dilute all the inappropriate jokes you guys know. To Andy Huang, my share of the responsibility for mom and dad. To everyone else, thanks for all the great laughs and smiles for these four years! In the event that I, Judy Hua, run off with James Franco and die, I leave the following: To my fav, Jasmine Huang, I leave you hours of Facetime, loud typing, our Funyuns engagement ring, derp faces, and telepathic communication. To Tammy Law, my corsage, disgust for LOL, and even weirder communication. For Han O, the scarf I supposedly “promised” to make you. To Lourdes Samantha Valencia, MY glasses because you’ll throw your’s in the garbage again. To CPCPHG: Ysabel Cayabyab, I leave my love for science and music (John Mayer!); for Karen Kyi, boycrazyness and marriages to way-too-old-for-us celebrities. For Bithiah Hon, our loud obnoxious laughs in the library and my “problems.” To Samantha Chow, my forever cherished signed copy of Actors Anonymous by James Franco. To Kenny Luo, long overdue catch-up sessions by Global Tap in the art wing! For Crystal Van, a “stupid” comment and a big goofy smile. To Tammy Ha and Vicky Cheng, hilarious moments in Chinese and dressing up as dudes. To my fellow Banana Slugs: Dave Morales, I leave SuperCuts connections and not-so-study study dates in the library; for Leanna Wei, future carpools, negative freshmen 15, and shower dates! For Martin Yip, a slap in the face to wake you and a couch for another obese 30-year-old with 60 cats to live on. For Derek Yi, mean, loving comments & anything but Beach N’ Boba. To Tammy Tang, hangouts without the guys, weird laughs, and lots of chocolate. To my CiS babies: Kristina Schagane and Andrew Le, constant support and my gentle pushes to test and level up. For Sarah Chou, I leave you the honor as the “oldest” Lowell LC Member. To my graduating Peer Leaders: Joyce Deng, Linda Quach, and Xiaofan Wu, I leave my SF love as the only chick staying in CA. To my little baby, Sophia Liao, full presidency of our anti-ehcuod club and a giggle to match your high pitched one. For Regina Gomez, way too deep conversations to the M-stop. To new little ones: Jon Ray Gueverra, Emmy Lam, and Sarah Larkin, the picture of me seductively eating Mac & cheese and excitement as you take over the Peer Mentoring Program. For my teachers, my gratitude (thanks for all your
help these past years!): Ms. Hong, I leave you Academy tickets and our reg selfies. For Mr. Shimmon, Matcha green tea and kick-butt TA moments.
In the event that I, Anthony Huang, get mauled by a wild horde of Pikachus, I hereby leave the following, Steven Van, I leave a cup of water. Kevin Yang I leave all my ev’d Pokemon and the Game of Thrones book that I never gave you. Rost “Telololol” Tolochko I leave all my useless unev’d Pokemon William Zeng I leave a movie with twenty screens at once, unwanted people logging in your social media accounts, and all the crazy ideas we’ve had together. Victoria “Sweatyhands” Lai I leave the times I went to you when I needed to, a pair of heels, and a ruler because there is no way you’re above 5 feet. Rubin Girling I leave a video of Weight Watchers, and a corgi riding on a shark strapped with a jet pack, semiautomatic rifle, jet skis, rocket launchers, nukes, cup-holders, and lasers Derek Yi “YOOOOOOO.” Joe Chan I leave you, my dearest cousin, my good looks; you’ll need it <3 Julie Chandler I leave all the supernatural creatures we’ve vanquished over the years. Jason Kuang I leave my VGC team so you can meet my dead body at Nationals James “ElGrande” Wong I leave all the blood,sweat and tears we’ve had while wrestling with each other. #wrestlingpartners4lyf<3 Edwin “I swear it took me like ten times to spell your name correctly” Kasminskiy I leave my nine failed attempts at your name. Jose “Josie” Vigil I leave the times we’ve spent fangirling on the upcoming Pokemon games. Ofri “SugarPimpDaddyOafDog” Harlev I leave all the bagels ;)... not that you’ll want them anymore... Pryor “Steroids” Vo I leave all the Tuesday KFC specials that we’ve missed over the years Kempachi “Jeffrey Chan” Ramasama I leave my Blackwings, kneepads, all the times we’ve screwed each other over for, and the best ten years of my life. Kelvin Mai I leave a book of ten pickup lines. Cynthia Law “blockblockblockblockblockblockblock” Matthew “TT” Ng I leave nintendogs; I think you’ll enjoy my puppies. Lissa “Buttface” Dechakul I leave you all the afternoon movies we’ve fell asleep to, dorky
poems, food, the world’s supply of milktea, the right to No Beard’s Pirate Ship, my DS to win Pokemon VGCs with, and all of my love since only you’re crazy enough to want it<3
In the event that I, Rebecca Sinclair Hughes, meet Seth Meyers, spill water all over myself, run out of Nature Valley bars and get lost in the woods I leave all of my possessions to the following people: To Alexandra Beem, I leave the 24, Blue Diamond almonds, Speedy Oil Change and Tune Up and countless ballpark selfies. To Sophia Phillips, I leave Tack City, Long Beach and Italy, as well as Jonathan’s dirty wetsuit and a coordinated Judith outfit. To Kt Kelly, I leave a disposable camera, Santa Cruz and a pinwheel in case you want to make new friends. To Nadine Kahney, I leave watermelons, a rod, hella gum and #bernalmob. To Kyra Lefferts, I leave YOLO tan lines, 100 gallons of Sunin and everything I learned about crew. To Miriam Myers, I leave Mr. Raznikov, a bottle of honey, endless laughter and Hillary Clinton. To Ajeya Hernandez, I leave Tituba; may you use her spirit to unite the surfers and slugs. To Alma Carranza, I leave sand dollars, nail polish, an audition video and all the soft grunge I can find. To Elisa Vidales, I leave a typewriter, our tumbling routine and all my sarcasm. To Lauren Taylor, I leave “Collegue” and Career, powdered sugar, and Disney movie nights with Muller. To Selena Saad, I leave long walks to Lakeshore and my brother. To Avery Chung-Melino and Jerry Ng, I leave David Ives, a doppelganger, two small dots and a trophy next year. To Kali Kecskemeti, I leave officer lines (what are they?), every text message that says, “Luci left”, and a few shenanigans downtown. To Megan Larkin, I leave a hazelnut hot chocolate, a tall white boy with dark hair and three Stats books. To Thomas Fendert, I leave a fortnight of water, the secret oasis and some fage. To Luciano Chan, I leave all my hot girl problems, the Tyra Banks School of Modeling and a LORAN problem. To Avery Chung-Melino and Jerry Ng, I leave David Ives, a doppelganger, two small dots and a trophy next year. To Kali Kecskemeti, I leave officer lines (what are they?), every text message that says, “Luci left”, and a few shenanigans downtown. To Sophia Weiss, I leave 4, 672 supple-breasted women, a spinach and feta wrap and a eucalyptus leaf to guide you through senior year.
I, Aaron Kobe Hui, in the event that I am beaten to death by a mob of Warriors’ fans bequeath the following: To David Finkelsonmy skills in beating you one on one four times in a row To Willy Cheung- econ hookups To Cyrus Chao- how to flop like Blake Griffin To Christian Santos-Sanchez- gratitude for listening to my rants last semester To Mark Ng- how to make a layup To Jaclyn Wong- a notebook so you can study how to make a shot To Stanley Tang- my track spikes To Kenny Zhen- my respect for your video To Henry Qin- my memories of our stag squad and beach n boba squad To Angela Hwang- my utmost thankfulness for being the best bro ever To Alstone Liang- tissues To Jon Xie- my leg To Aamir Shaikh- speed To John Sylvestermy house for you to bake in To Calvin Li- 2k10 To Joanna Ng- my frequent homework helps To Pasha Stone- my Kobe jersey To Vincent Harrison- the memory of the day you killed that queen bee To Elsa Lem- a snowman To Jessica Ko- Domo who dissed your dragon that night on aim To Horace Kwan- my dwight howard shoes to certify your prescence on the court To Derek Yi- my laughter at your Derek Fisher shots To Courtney Alise- our Wade and Kobe battle. To Matheson Gee- a towel after our one on ones. To Ricky Cheung- dance