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Volume 31 • Issue #49
Red Shoe Masquerade
Publisher Luci Tate Editor Graphic Arts Director Don Sprinkle Cover Design Bill May
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18 Stargazer Autum Great for Stargazing Basics 19 Skies This Week 20 Batteries Not Included The Wolf on Frisco Bay 23 Pop Life Geostorm 24 Appalachian Wanderers National Museum of the Marine Corps 28 Puzzle Page 31 Kelly’s Place Holiday Gift List, Part One
columns & reviews
Contributing Staff Jim Kelly Andy Ross Ken Silvers Mark Marquette Brian Bishop Daniel Worley Jason Worley Langley Shazor
your week’s line-up
Advertising Patti Barr Paul Kavanaugh Janie Jarvis
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Red Shoe Masquerade 1964 The Tribute @ The Paramount Women's Will Power Workshop JCSO welcomes Pablo Sainz Villegas The Foreigner @ Northeast State Kingsport Welcomes Bill Gaither & Gaither Vocal Band Retrospective Art Exhibition Estuarie @ Acoustic Coffeehouse Whiskey: An Applachian Tradition Tuatha Dea comes to HRBC Drunkin' Punkin' Contest Winners Spotlight Thomas Cassell & Ethan Sherman @ Heartwood Jazz: America's Music Uncle Shuffelo & His Haint Hollow Hootenanny @ Carter Family Fold Paramount Partners Call for Entries Pets Of The Week Things To Do
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Red Shoe 12TH ANNUAL
MASQUERADE
CASA of Northeast Tennessee is hosting their 12th Annual Red Shoe Masquerade and Silent Auction on Saturday, November 11, 2017 at the Venue located on the 2nd Floor of the King's Centre.
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rab your red shoes and mask and join us for dinner, dancing and drinks! The event is reminiscent of Dorothy and her ruby slippers in the Wizard of Oz, and her desire to go home which coincides with CASA's mission. Just like Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz, the children CASA serves want to be in a safe, permanent home as quickly as possible. Red shoes are worn to symbolize Dorothy’s ruby slippers that eventually take her home. Dress is cocktail attire, red shoes and masks are encouraged! The event will feature both a silent and live auction! The fun begins with cocktails at 6:00 pm, and dinner at 7:00 pm. This year's dinner will feature locally sourced cuisine provided by Main Street Pizza Catering Company! Tickets are $70 per guest, and all proceeds benefit CASA of Northeast Tennessee. For more information call 423-461-3500 or email mclaughlin@casanetn.org. Buy your tickets here: tinyurl.com/y9s6aqlb.
See you there! CASA of Northeast TN is a Nonprofit, Community Based, Volunteer Service Organization.We work hand in hand with the Juvenile Courts in Johnson City, Washington, Greene, and Unicoi Counties. What this actually means is caring, dedicated volunteers acting on behalf of abused and neglected children who must depend on the juvenile courts to ensure that they will have a safe, stable, and caring home. In a trying, often lengthy and disorienting process, the stable presence of a CASA voluteer makes a crucial difference. Our Advocates strive to ensure that these children at risk have a trusted spokesperson who is dedicated to monitoring and assessing their situation. The CASAs speak out exclusively for the best interests of the children, as social welfare agencies and the courts strive to resolve their pressing needs.
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The City of Bristol Tennessee along with New Covenant Productions will be presenting one of the best tribute bands to ever play in the United States.
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he band “1964 The Tribute” will perform on the Paramount Center for the Performing Arts stage on Friday, November 10 at 8:00 PM. Tickets to the show are on sale at the Paramount Box Office or online at www. paramountbristol.org. Since the early eighties, “1964” has been thrilling audiences around the globe by taking them on a journey through a quintessential moment in music history that will live forever. Over twenty years of researching and performing have made “1964” the masters of their craft. They are hailed by critics and fans alike as the most authentic and endearing Beatles tribute, which has earned them the distinction from Rolling Stone as the “Best Beatles Tribute on Earth.” “1964” recreates an early 60’s live Beatles concert with period instruments, clothing, hairstyles, and onstage banter with an accuracy that is unmatched. “This show has sold out at Carnegie Hall many times, and at the Red Rocks Amphitheatre as well. We are extremely lucky to have a tribute concert of this caliber in our community for one show only,” said Mike Clark, Producer for New Covenant Productions. For more information and tickets call the Paramount Box Office at 423-274-8920.
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Women’s Will Power Workshop It is not unusual that women delay taking care of themselves because they so often are taking care of others. When it comes to end of life decisions, the same is true.
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n Sunday, November, 12, Sisters at Law in conjunction with Women On Air and Shakti in the Mountains, will present workshops designed to help women start thinking about the basics of estate planning. This workshop will examine special women-oriented issues and discuss wills, incapacity and powers of attorney. The circumstances of what can happen if you die without a will and the consequences of delay will be reviewed as well as transferring assets outside of probate. Issues that involve pets will be included. Participants will gain knowledge about about the basics of an estate plan, what your estate plan should contain, and suggestions on how to be proactive about your future. A question and answer period will conclude the workshop; participants are encouraged to bring questions. A helpful handout will be provided. The workshop will be presented twice on Sunday, November 12; participants can choose 10:30am – Noon session or 2:00pm – 3:30 session. Both sessions will be presented at Shakti in the Mountains, 409 East Unaka Street, Johnson City, TN. The workshop fee of $25 helps support continuing education programming for women. See Facebook event page for additional information, or call #423-444-2972. Reservation is suggested, choose morning or afternoon session.
with guest artist Pablo Sainz Villegas
Join the Johnson City Symphony Orchestra as we welcome Pablo Sainz Villegas to our stage. Villegas is Spain’s National Guitarist. He was born in La Rioja Northern Spain, a country with unique and deep ties to his chosen instrument.
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he soul of the Spanish guitar runs in Pablo’s blood. He has distinguished himself by performances that are as charismatic as they are intimate, while having a sound so rich and full that it does not need amplification. With his singing tone and consummate technique, his interpretations conjure the passion, playfulness, and drama of his homeland’s musical heritage. Since his international breakthrough, Villegas has appeared with orchestras in more than 30 countries, and has enjoyed an increased American presence, making debuts with seven U.S. orchestras. Don’t miss this opportunity to see this international star. The concert will be November 11 at Milligan College, Seeger Chapel, in Elizabethton TN beginning at 7:30 pm. Tickets are $15-$40. For more information, visit www.jcsymphony.com or call the Symphony office at 423-926-8742. JCSO is offering complimentary tickets to this concert to all veterans showing a military ID.
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Master Classics Series II: Spanish Sentiment
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Loose lips sink ships. An adage a group of lodgers learns all too well when a shy yet sly young man disrupts their nefarious plans in the contemporary comedic play The Foreigner.
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he Northeast State Community College Department of Theatre stages Larry Shue’s award-winning play in November at the Wellmont Regional Center for the Performing Arts Theatre on the Blountville campus. Opening night is Nov. 9 at 7:30 p.m. Evening performances continue Nov. 10, 11, 16, 17, and 18. There will be two matinee performances scheduled Nov. 12 and Nov. 19 at 2:00 p.m. Tickets are $10 general admission and $8 for groups of 10 or more. Admission is free to Northeast State students presenting valid student identification. The play is being directed by Northeast State Theatre instructor and technical director Brad McKenzie. The play is presented through special arrangement with Dramatists Play Service, Inc. In compliance with the American Disabilities Act, Northeast State honors requests for reasonable accommodations made by individuals with disabilities. Direct requests can be made at least 10 days in advance to (voice and TTY) 423.279.7640. Get your tickets now at northeaststate.edu/boxoffice. For more information please contact the Box Office at 423.354.5169.
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Kingsport Welcomes Multiple Grammy Winner
Bill Gaither & Gaither Vocal Band
On Friday, November 10, 2017, at Higher Ground Baptist Church in Kingsport, TN, multi-Grammy Award-winner Bill Gaither will host a spectacular evening of music, laughter and encouragement featuring the talent of the prestigious Gaither Vocal Band.
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he Gaither Vocal Band will share timeless gospel classics, as well as refreshing, inspiring new favorites embraced by audiences of all ages and backgrounds. Few events have the ability unite individuals from all walks of life the way Gaither concerts do. “The longer I live, the more I learn to appreciate the here and now - this moment - this place in life - this group of people with whom I am privileged to collaborate,” states Gaither Vocal Band founder and bass singer, Bill Gaither. Named ASCAP's Songwriters of the Century, Bill and Gloria Gaither have written more than 700 popular gospel songs throughout their multi-decade career, including favorite standards “He Touched Me,” Because He Lives,” and “There's Just Something About That Name.” Since 1992, when Gaither began recording the celebrated Homecoming series of DVDs and CDs, most every volume has gone gold or platinum with sales totaling approximately 100 million volumes. The programs
appear regularly on television networks around the world. This evening with the Gaither Vocal Band at the Higher Ground Baptist Church in Kingsport will celebrate timeless themes of faith, unity and eternal hope through a variety of music the whole family will enjoy. The concert will begin at 7:00pm. Complete information, including ticket pricing, is available by calling 1-855-484-1991 or visiting www.gaither.com or premierproductions.com. To charge tickets by phone or to obtain group ticket information, please call 1-855-484-1991 or visit premierproductions.com.
Retrospective Art Exhibition Tusculum College will host “David Taylor-Retrospective Art Exhibition 2006-2016� beginning Friday, Nov. 10, at the Shulman Center on the Greeneville campus.
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aylor is a Jonesborough native and a self-taught artist. The focus of his work is East Tennessee waterfalls, but there are aspects of the show that will exhibit figurative and still life subject matter. According to Bill Bledsoe, visiting assistant professor of visual communications and design at Tusculum, like many amateur artists, David's early work was very basic, but he had reached a high level of execution that resulted in accomplished artwork. He was in the process of putting together his first one-man show when he died in September of 2016. In honor of his artistry and commitment to excellence in his work, Tusculum College is enthusiastically supportive of hosting this show, said Bledsoe. The opening will be on Friday, Nov. 10, with an opening reception running from 5-7 p.m. The exhibition and reception are free and open to the public. The show will be available for viewing Mondays through Fridays from 9 a.m. to noon, and private viewings by appointment are available in the afternoons through Friday, Dec. 1. For appointments e-mail wbledsoe@tusculum.edu or call 423 948-8927. Tusculum, the first college in Tennessee and the 28th oldest in the nation, is a liberal arts institution committed to providing a liberal arts education in a Judeo-Christian and civic arts environment, with pathways for career preparation, personal development and civic engagement. Approximately eighteen hundred students are enrolled on the main campus in Greeneville and two off-site locations in East Tennessee. The academic programs for both traditional-aged students and working adults served through the Graduate and Professional Studies program are delivered using focused calendars.
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C. David Taylor
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playing at Acoustic Coffeehouse
Estuarie
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Estuarie, an indie rock band from South Carolina, is coming through Johnson City on November 11th to play at The Acoustic Coffeehouse. The duo will be playing an emotion packed set at 10pm, right after a set at 8pm by Raleigh, NC based Jameson.
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tmospheric indie rock duo from Greenville, SC consisting of Graham Peeples (guitar and vocals) and Nick Ilderton (drums and percussion). With extremely dynamic music, brutal honesty and intense shows the duo is quickly making a name for themselves in the southeast. The two both studied jazz for multiple years together which fueled their love for hidden complexities in their seemingly straight forward rock music. They do not shy away from making the audience feel the meaning of each of the songs at their shows, but at the end of the night there is something in the show for everyone.
Whiskey
An Appalachian Tradition
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he Johnson City Public Library will be hosting a presentation on whiskey as a staple of Appalachian tradition on November 8th at 6:00pm. The presentation will discuss whiskey’s humble origins in Scotland and Ireland, on into its pervasiveness in Appalachia, to the modern industry of today. Frequently asked questions regarding whiskey will be answered; such as the differences between Bourbon, Scotch, and Irish whiskies, what constitutes moonshine, the best glassware for consumption, etc. Those in attendance will be entered to win a gift basket of various merchandise courtesy of the Tennessee Hills Distillery. For more information on this program, contact Kyle Johnson at 423-434-4454.
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Tuatha Dea
By Paul Kavanaugh
Get ready Tri Cities! Tuatha Dea is pure primal energy with a Celtic and World twist and they are bringing their Celtic Tribal Gypsy Rock To Holston River Brewing Co., on Saturday, Nov. 14th
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he bands eclectic sound blends the tribal vibe of primitive drums with conventional and non-conventional instruments such as guitar, bass, modern and Native American flutes, Didgeridoo and more as well as a myriad of vocal styles to create a truly unique sound. Born of a family drum circle, the group delivers an authentic tribal and clannish feel that not only draws the audience into the music but into the moment and family as well. Their rhythmic groove naturally inspires audience participation which has become a staple of their performances. From the beginning the band has embraced its Celtic heritage and meshed the traditional music of Scotland, Ireland and Great Britain with the pulse-pounding heartbeat of the drums to produce unique versions of traditional favorites like Aillein Duinn, “Danny Boy”, “Whiskey in a Jar”, “Loch Lomond”, Skye Boat and others. The group’s eclectic nature also incorporates a rock, blues, new age, world and even punk edge into their repertoire of material to further widen their appeal. Original music such as the Celtic mythology of their namesake song “Tuatha de Danaan”, "Celtic Woman", "Irish Handfasting", "Aradia", "Akasha", and “Pipers Pay” as well as mainstream compositions such as “The Sky Is Falling”, " Falling Down”, "Tonight"
and “Granny’s Bedtime Tonic” marks Tuatha Dea as a creative force. Hailing from the Smokey Mountains of East Tennessee, the Clan has been described as "Pure Energy" organically blending their Celtic, Native American and Tribal roots into a Gypsy Rock vibe that transcends category and genre! Feel the energy! Be the music! Experience the family of TUATHA DEA!!! Tuatha Dea is a Gaelic phrase adopted from the Celtic mythology of the Tuatha de Danaan whose literary history originates in Ireland and Great Britain. The name “Tuatha Dea” literally translates into “Children of The Gods”. The band’s Celtic influence stems directly from this historical clan which lived and ruled for a period in ancient Ireland and who were later destined to become the stuff of legend and basis of Celtic mythology. Those who dwelt beneath the burrows. The Children of The Gods. This is going to be a fun evening. On Friday, Benny Wilson will make another memorable appearance at the Brewery with his high energy sounds and melodic vocals. Benny is always worth seeing, and I personally love his style. Head over to the Brewery this weekend – good food, great beer and some really great music are happening there.
4th Annual Drunkin' Punkin' Contest Winners
By Paul Kavanaugh
It was another great year for entries in the Drunk-O-Lantern contest, co-sponsored by Tri Liquor and The Loafer. In its 4th year, the creativity never ceases to amaze me. I even gave it a shot, but my creation fell apart in the middle of carving, so no prize for me!
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ut there are nice prizes for our contest winners. Their creations are pictured here, and are also on line at www.triliquor.com/Loafer/. So, without further ado, here are your 2017 winners: First Place goes to Eric Knight for the unique design and creativity he displayed with his entry. Second place winner is Jeff Bailey, who owns the Hokey Smokey restaurant. In third we find Roger, Deana and Adam Davis, a team effort here. Our fourth-place winner is Olivia Wagstaff. Rounding out the top five in fifth place are Rodney and Vickie, and yep, we did not get their last name! Congratulations to all five winners, and a sincere thank you to everyone who entered. All entries did receive a prize, so keep that in mind for next year. We had a great time promoting this event, and we hope you enjoy these photos as much as we did!
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Spotlight
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- TUESDAY - November 7th -
- FRIDAY - November 10th -
Haunted Like Human Acoustic Coffeehouse
Loose Leaves Capone’s
Stemwinder Band Rock’s Wood Fired Pizza & Grill
Archaic Knowledge O’Mainnin’s Pub
- WEDNESDAY - November 8th -
If you or your band are playing in the upcoming week and would like to be in The Spotlight, call in advance to (423) 283-4324 or go online to: theloaferonline.com. Due to last minute cancellations or changes, please call the location to confirm.
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Sterline Springs / Achy / Deep in the Cut The Hideaway The Ultimate 90’s Tribute Capone’s
Phoenix Band Bristol Country Show Palace Jigsaw Jane Elizabethton Moose Lodge
Junkyard Dogz Bears Bar
Tuatha Dea Holston River Brewing Company
Coal Creek w/ Big Don Country Club Bar & Grill
Jameson / Estuaries Acoustic Coffeehouse
Live Music at Bone Fire Smokehouse
Shooter Band / Ryan Gilland Woodstone Deli
Billy Crawford Band Down Home
Shaun Abbott O’Mainnin’s Pub
Acoustifried CJ’s Sports Bar
20 Watt Tombstone Sleepy Owl Brewery
Armed - N - Dangerous Rio’s Grill & Sports Bar
Jam w/ Peter Trigiani Wellington’s Restaurant
Shooter Band Kingsport YMCA
TXP / Capgun Alliance 11E Sports Bar
Thomas Cassell & Ethan Sherman Bristol Station Brews and Taproom
Maia Sharp Down Home
Old North State Gypsy Circus Cider Company
Open Talent Night Bears Bar
Phoenix Band Chilhowee Lion’s Club
A Great Disaster The Willow Tree Coffeehouse & Music Room
The Diamonds Blackbird Bakery
Benny Wilson Holston River Brewing Company
Rusty Steel Woodstone Deli
Live Music at Bone Fire Smokehouse
Live Music at Bone Fire Smokehouse
Jason Keiser Jazz Duo Acoustic Coffeehouse
Nostalgia Duo Rock’s Wood Fired Pizza & Grill
Shades of Grey Woodstone Deli
Nerve Endings / Aquarian Blood Dullside The Hideaway Bike Night Bears Bar Acoustic Throw-Down Wild Wing Cafe The Dream Eaters/ Kate Grom Acoustic Coffeehouse - THURSDAY - November 9th -
- FRIDAY - November 10th -
Tommie John Band Wild Wing Cafe Bound by the Crown Decade of Deceit The Hideaway
Coal Creek w/ Big Don Country Club Bar & Grill Nightshift Band Smyth County Moose Beth Snapp The Willow Tree Coffeehouse & Music Room
Railway Express CJ’s Sports Bar - SATURDAY - November 11th -
Trial By Fire Wild Wing Cafe Orange Moon Tunes The Hideaway
Dale Ann Bradley Down Home Southern 76 Elizabethton VFW The Paper Crowns Capitol Theatre Retroville Kingsport Moose Lodge #972 Nightshift Band Buffalo Ruritan Stepping Out David Thompson’s Produce Shooter Band Woodstone Deli Before The Storm Holiday Inn
Beth Snapp The Willow Tree Coffeehouse & Music Room Friday, Nov. 10th
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Country Club Bar & Grill 3080 W State St Bristol 423-844-0400
Model City Tap House 324 E Market St. Kingsport 423-765-0875
Bear's Bar 4460 Highway 421 Bristol TN 423-502-1975
Holiday Inn (Exit 7) 3005 Linden Dr. Bristol VA 276-466-4100
Quaker Steak & Lube 629 State St. Bristol VA 276-644-9464
Bone Fire Smokehouse at the Hardware 260 W Main St Abingdon VA 276-623-0037
Holston River Brewing Company 2623 Volunteer Pkwy Bristol TN
Rock’s Wood Fired Pizza & Grill 3119 Bristol Hwy. Johnson City 423-262-0444
CJ’S Sports Bar 516 Morelock St. Kingsport 423-390-1361
Lakeview Marina 474 Lakeside Dock Drive Kingsport
TUESDAY
Karaoke w/ Crossroads & Josh Blevins at Dawg House Tavern Family Night Karaoke at CJ’s Sports Bar Karaoke w/ Marques at The Cave Karaoke at Numan’s ***********************
WEDNESDAY
Karaoke w/ Southern Sounds Karaoke at American Legion Karaoke at CJ’s Sports Bar Karaoke w/ DJ Brad & Top Shelf Entertainment at Quaker Steak & Lube
Sonny’s Marina & Café 109 One Street Gray, TN 423-282-9440
FRIDAY
Karaoke at Kingsport Moose Lodge Karaoke w/ Reverb Karaoke at The Cottage Turn the Page Karaoke at VFW Post 2108 - Johnson City TN Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Moe’s Original BBQ Karaoke w/ Toddzilla at Sportsmans Pub Karaoke w/ DJ Brad & Top Shelf Entertainment at BoBo’s - Damascus VA Karaoke at Elizabethton VFW
Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Smokey Bones - Johnson City TN
Karaoke w/ DJ Marquez & Top Shelf Entertainment at Holiday Inn (Exit 7) - Bristol VA
Turn the Page Karaoke at VFW Post 2108 - Johnson City TN ***********************
Karaoke at Numan’s ***********************
THURSDAY
Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Macado’s - Kingsport
SATURDAY
Karaoke at The Horseshoe Lounge
Karaoke at CJ’s Sports Bar
Karaoke w/ Toddzilla at Sportsmans Pub
Karaoke at Numan’s
Karaoke at Kingsport Moose Lodge
Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at New Beginning’s
Turn the Page Karaoke at VFW Post 2108 - Johnson City TN
Karaoke at Jiggy Rays Pizzaria ***********************
Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Macado’s - Kingsport
Karaoke w/ Southern Sounds Karaoke at Sportsman’s Bar & Grill
Karaoke at Numan’s ***********************
FRIDAY
Karaoke w/ Shane Rouse at Bear’s Bar
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SPOTLIGHT DIRECTORY
KARAOKE
Acoustic Coffeehouse 415 W Walnut St. Johnson City 423-434-9872
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Autumn Great for Stargazing Basics
Autumn skies are a great time to learn some stargazing basics to help you around the night sky. And it is easy to find star charts, whether old school at the library or downloading an “app” for your Smartphone.
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By Mark Marquette since 1996 stargazermarq@ gmail.com
irst observation: You never see the Moon or a planet in the north part of the sky. Most of the Solar System objects are seen by facing south and looking up, not facing north. That includes the Sun, Moon and five naked eye planets. Exceptions are some comets and asteroids. That’s because Solar System objects orbit the Sun in a narrow plane. From Earth, that pathway across the background of stars is called the Zodiac, and it circles the sky within the boundaries of 13 constellations. In astrology, Ophiuchus the Serpent Bearer between Libra and Scorpius, is not included. The planet Saturn has been in Ophiuchus all Summer of 2017. And the Sun does spend a week in this “extra” constellation of the Zodiac. On any clear night, from a dark location, the naked eye can see about 2,000 stars. You might be lucky to see 200 from an urban, light polluted site. Their patterns, immortalized in mythical tales thousands of years ago, were given official, arbitrary boundaries only in the last 300 years. There are 88 constellations in the northern and southern celestial hemispheres. About one-third are never seen from geographic latitudes higher than 30 degrees—like we stargazers in the Mountain Empire. The stars to the north circle around the North Star, Polaris. In the early Autumn the “M” shape of Cassiopeia is high in the northeast, while the bowl of the Big Dipper is dragging along the northwest horizon. The faint stars of Draco the Dragon wanders between them. These stars and their constellation patterns in the north are called circumpolar—they never set below the horizon. The Big Dipper and the Little Dipper are just parts of a constellation, and as such, are called “asterisms.” The Big Dipper is part of Ursa Major, the Big Bear, and the Little Dipper is part of Ursa Minor, the Little Bear. The North Star is the tip of the Little Bear’s tail, or the end of the dipper’s handle. It is, in fact, a not-so-bright star that is famous only because our spinning axis points to it. That polar axis of Earth actually wobbles, like a lazy top. Called precession, the wobble makes a complete circle every 26,000 years. So, Polaris is only a temporary “North Star.” In about 7,000 years, the very bright star in the west Autumn skies, Vega in Lyra the Harp, will be directly north, unmoving
as a spectacular guidepost to the pole. There is no naked eye star near the south celestial pole, which is located in the constellation Octans the Octant—a forerunner of the navigational sextant. The brightest star of any constellation is designated “alpha.” Then, the next brightest stars are given the next letter in the Greek alphabet—beta, gamma, delta and so on to the 24th letter omega. Of course, many of the brightest stars are named. Nearly three-fourths of all named stars can be traced back to ancient, Arabic words describing a part of the constellation. Like Enif, the “nose” of Pegasus the Horse. Or the more familiar stars like Deneb (tail) in Cygnus, Altair (flying eagle) in Aquila and Betelgeuse (armpit of the giant) in Orion. Libra the scales, known to the Greeks as the “Claws of the Scorpion,” called the alpha and beta stars of this constellation Zubenelgenubi (the southern claw) and Zubeneschamali (the northern claw)—quite a mouthful! Distance between stars is measure in degrees, with half the sky from horizon to horizon being 180 degrees. From horizon to directly overhead, zenith, is 90 degrees. There are many asterisms in night sky that are good guidelines for distance. The pointer stars of the Big Dipper are five degrees apart. One side of the Great Square of Pegasus is about 10 degrees. Since each human has a body features in basically the same proportions to their size, a hand stretched out at arm’s length will give everyone the same measuring guideline. A thumb extended to arm’s length will block out about one degree of the sky. A clinched fist will block out about 10 degrees of the sky, and a spread hand from the top of the thumb to the little finger will measure about 20 degrees. Incredibly, the Sun and Moon block out only one-half degree of the sky—a little pinky! Yet, their presence always dominates our attention skyward. Now you have some simple tools for stargazing, and using them qualifies you for the title “amateur astronomer.” Bundle up these Autumn nights, grab a star map and enter the Universe right in your own backyard.
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he great Leonid Meteor Shower is next week, but this week you might see 5 to 10 meteors an hour after midnight. The peak is the night of Friday, Nov. 17-18 when maybe 30-50 meteors and hour might be seen. The Moon belongs to the after-midnight scene, so there are plenty of dark skies in the evening. And how! Are you adjusted to the darkness settling in around 6:30 pm? There certainly are a lot of people yawning around supper time! But the Eastern Standard Time switch is welcomed by stargazers, who can see a few celestial sights and still get a good night’s sleep. Tuesday, November 7 The Milky Way is still hanging in there as it splits the Summer Triangle of three bright stars now dipping toward the western horizon. Altair in Aquila the Eagle sets first, and Deneb in Cygnus the Swan is to the north while Vega in Lyra the harp sets directly west by 11 pm.
fishes mouth of the constellation Piscis Austrinus, the Southern Fish, this amazing star is also nicknamed “the lonely one.”
Saturday, November 11 On this 1966 date in space history NASA launched Gemini XII, the last of the two-man missions laying ground work for the Apollo Moon landings. Crucial was the success of Wednesday, November 8 two spacewalks by Buzz Aldrin testing the moon suit. Two and one-half years later, In the northeast skies begins a passion play that includes six key Aldrin would stand on the surface of the Moon with Neil Armstrong during the historic figures of mythology: Cassiopeia the Queen, Cepheus the King, Apollo 11 conquest of the Moon. Andromeda their Princesses, Perseus the Hero, Cetus the Monster (Whale) and Pegasus the flying horse. Sunday, November 12 On this night in 1833 the Leonid Meteor Shower rained “shooting stars” like has never Thursday, November 9 been seen before. Hundreds a minute, thousands an hour streaked the skies as Earth On this 1967 date in space history, NASA’s Surveyor 6 spacecraft safely plowed through an unusually thick section of cosmic debris. In 1966 and then in 1999, landed on the plains of Sinus Medii, almost dead center in the Moon. another such meteor “storm” was experienced as the Leonids are stronger every 33 years. The three-legged landers had engine and instruments mounted on a tubular structure that gave it a spidery look. Surveyors 1-7 had Monday, November 13 two failures, but the successes helped pave the way for the manned On this 1971 date in space history NASA’s Mariner 9 became the first spacecraft to orbit Apollo landings that began in July 1969. Mars. And it still is, though now defunct. Mariner 9 made many discoveries, including the giant shield volcanoes and the 2,000-mile canyon that bares its name, Vallis Friday, November 10 Marineris. Other orbiters have been NASA’s Viking 1 and Viking 2, Mars Global Surveyor, The early evening finds a void of stars when looking south, except Odyssey, Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter, Maven; ESA’s Mars Explorer and India’s Mars one bright, but rather lonely looking star. Called Fomalhaut, or the Orbiter Mission.
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THIS WEEK
SKIES
Celestial events in the skies for the week of Nov. 7-13, 2017 as compiled for The Loafer by Mark D. Marquette.
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The Wolf on Frisco Bay
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Batteries Not Included
By Andy Ross aross@ theloaferonline.com
A pair of Edward G. Robinson films have made their blu-ray debut thanks to Warner Archive. Both of these releases are notable as one film has been restored to it’s original theatrical length—after decades of the missing material being only available in poor quality—and the other is making it’s home video debut. 1955’s “Hell of Frisco Bay” is the one which has never been made available in any home video format, yet alone in it’s original CinemaScope aspect ratio. Whereas 1941’s “The Sea Wolf”—directed by Warner stalwart Michael Curtiz—has had about 20 minutes worth restored from recently discovered 35mm nitrate material.
ell On Frisco Bay” is a noir-tinged color film shot in early CinemaScope. Produced by its star Allan Ladd, with Robinson, Joanne Dru, William Demarest, and Fay Ray in the cast, “Hell On Frisco Bay” is the story of an ex-cop, who is also an ex-convict. This ex-cop, Ladd, was set up for a murder he didn’t commit. He’s held a grudge about it during all of his prison stay, and now he wants to get who put him in the slammer. At the center of all this is the crime boss in town, Vic Amato—Robinson—Amato is one of the more ruthless and completely unmoral characters in the vast cannon of mobsters Robinson has played. He will stop at nothing to protect his interests, even family can’t get in his way. “Hell on Frisco Bay” was an interesting watch, it’s a film that I”m sure many are thrilled to see get a home video release, especially for fans of Ladd and Robinson. I liked the film, but it didn’t knock me off my feet, it kept me engaged and focus, there’s much to enjoy here. Warner Archive’s Blu-ray of “Hell on Frisco Bay” looks outstanding! If there is one thing you can always count on from Warner Archive, it’s reliability. They’re not going to put a film out on blu-ray unless they’re gonna do it right. You won’t see anything subpar from them. This is a fine example. Also for a film shot in the tricky WarnerColor process, the colors are solid all the way through, with no fading. The only detractions are some CinemaScope “mumps” due to being shot with he early version of the lens for the process. This one comes recommended. 1941’s “The Sea Wolf” was a major production for Warner Brothers, and a massive boxoffice hit as well. Directed by the studio’s top man, and the most celebrated “unknown” director, Michael Curtiz, the film is an adaptation of the novel by Jack London. The film was so popular that was given a re-release in 1947, but for that issue the movie was doubled billed with “The Sea Hawk” and cut down from it’s original running time of 100 minutes to 86 minutes. For years, this missing material only existed in a 16mm print that belong to one of the cast. Until last year, when original 35mm nitrate elements of the missing material was discovered. With a cast featuring Robinson, Ida Lupino, John Garfield, and character actors Gene Lockhart and Barry Fitzgerald, “The Sea Wolf” has a lot going for it. The film has noir overtones as well. Curtiz could handle any script given him with great skill, and it shows on screen here. A fine effort from all involved. For a blu-ray restored from material that was thought lost until last year, “The Sea Wolf” is one of the finest looking HD restorations of a film from the ‘40s I’ve ever seen. Some shots look like the film could have been made yesterday. I was shocked by how rich and clear the film looked. Fans of the film who have release in the format, the more we can share these films with longed for the missing material have much to be thankful for here. These films are both fine additions to Warner Archive’s ever growing, ever impressive line younger generations and allow others to discover the lovely up of blu-ray releases. These are two of their best looking yet, and the more titles they world of classic Hollywood. See you next week.
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The Crooked Road: Virginia’s Heritage Music Trail presents Thomas Cassell & Ethan Sherman in concert on Thursday, November 9th from 6:30 to 8:00 p.m. at Heartwood in Abingdon, VA. This concert is part of The Crooked Road Music Series at Heartwood.
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fter meeting at the Acoustic Music Seminar in Savannah, GA in 2016, mandolinist Thomas Cassell (Norton, VA) and guitarist Ethan Sherman (Los Angeles, CA) joined forces to create a high-energy duo. Their performances are rooted in the vast cannon of American acoustic music, spiced with dynamic original compositions, and laced with a heavy dose of spontaneity! The Crooked Road Music Series takes place each Thursday at Heartwood. The series features youth artists each 2nd Thursday along with open jams on the 1st, 3rd, 4th (and 5th) Thursdays to showcase Southwest Virginia performers. The Crooked Road Music Series is sponsored by Heartwood, Virginia Department of Housing and Community Development, Virginia Commission for the Arts and the National Endowment for the Arts. Heartwood - Southwest Virginia’s Artisan Gateway is located off I-81 at Exit 14 in Abingdon, VA, and features food, music, and craft of Southwest Virginia. As part of The Crooked Road's Thursday night live music, our restaurant features delicious southern BBQ to make for a food and music experience only Southwest Virginia can deliver. Admission to the concert is free and donations will be accepted for Crooked Road Traditional Music Education Program (TMEP). More information can be found at The Crooked Road website,thecrookedroad.org,andatheartwoodvirginia. org. For additional information, please call (276) 4922409 or email: admin@thecrookedroad.org.
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recital chronologically demonstrating all styles of Jazz and seeking to educate listeners to the origins and development of Jazz music. You’ll hear styles including Dixieland, African-inspired works, Big Band Swing, Bebop, Cool Jazz, Latin, and Fusion, performed by an amazing collection of professional musicians. Composers include Gershwin, Hancock, Gillespie, and Strayhorn. This popular exciting concert is back by demand & will be led by Dr. Joseph Trivette the Artistic Director and Pianist. Trivette is the holder of the Albert Endowed Chair of Music at Southwest Virginia Community College. His various ensembles have achieved outstanding local and national acclaim. Don’t miss this afternoon of great American Jazz music. This concert would be great to bring middle and high school band students too also.
VHCC Arts Array Spencer-Miller series Nov. 11th 2017 @ 3:00 Sinking Spring Presbyterian Church Students admitted free, $10.00 for the public.
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he film is described as a science fiction disaster film (even better) and treats viewers to the hyper acting talents of Gerard Butler ("Dracula 2000"), along with those of co-star Jim Sturgess ("Across the Universe"), who despite playing brothers have little onscreen chemistry. The plot of this hoot of a film is how the world has dealt with extreme natural disasters by creating a system of satellites that control the climate around the Earth. The satellites are controlled by the International Climate Space Station, which was created by chief architect Jake Lawson (Butler). The satellites, referred to as "Dutch Boy" are doing their job to perfection until a United Nations field team discovers a frozen village in Afghanistan. Meanwhile, back on the Space Station, an engineer is ejected into space in what appears to be a horrible accident. No sooner than you can say sabotage, another weather related accident occurs in Hong Kong, leaving several city streets melting and buildings collapsing due to extreme heat. The aforementioned Jake's brother Max (Sturgess) urges his brother to head up to Space Station to see why the accidents have occurred. Once he is onboard the ICSS, Jake discovers further disturbing happenings, while his earthbound brother Max is able, with the help of blonde bombshell Secret Service agent Sarah Wilson (Abbie Cornish), to uncover who is responsible for sabotaging the satellites. The one responsible for the sabotage of the satellites, Dr. Evil, oops wrong movie, has put his plan in motion in order to wipe out all of America's "enemies". I will not reveal the villains identity less to spoil all the fun. The action in the film takes place in space and on the ground with all types of extreme weather, explosions, and a car chase for good measure. After all, what is a good disaster/sci-fi/action film without a car chase? The film features plenty of over-the-top dialogue perfect for this type of film, and the special effects are worthy of the films $120 million budget. Butler is in hero mode in the film, once he realizes he must do something to compete with the special effects, which can be overpowering for even the best actor. Butler was so hyper at times I expected him to yell "we are Sparta"! The supporting cast includes Andy Garcia (!) as the President of the United States, who apparently really needed the work so bad he took the role. The space station in question was like a floating United Nations, and any of the residents would have been at home on any starship from "Star Trek." Despite all the emoting from Butler and the other actors, let's face facts: we came to see destruction via mother nature.
You know, multiple tornadoes in India, and Orlando being hit by a massive lightning storm for example. Never fret however, all is fine as our heroes save the Earth from a massive Geostorm in time for the Sturgess brothers to reunite and end the film by staring at an ocean that no longer is set to kill them. "Geostorm" definitely falls into the category of "bad movies we love", and we can all be grateful there are still cheesy films we can enjoy without guilt.
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It has been a while since I have seen a really "cheesy" sci-fi film, so thankfully the new release "Geostorm" fits that bill perfectly.
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Actual flag raised during WWII at Iwo Jima
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In northern Virginia, only a stone’s throw from our Nation’s Capitol stands a two-story white granite building with a 240-foot tilted stainless steel-clad steel pipe truss, soaring through a 160-foot glass skylight, rising to a single point in the sky, symbolic to the flag raising on Iwo Jima. This building is unique, just like the museum inside is unlike any other museum you’ve probably been to. It is more of a monument; a Monument to HONOR, COURAGE & COMMITMENT.
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he National Museum of the Marine Corps celebrates its eleventh anniversary this month, opening its doors to the public in November of 2006. Since then it has seen over 500,000 visitors annually, although it is not scheduled to be fully completed until 2021. Already covering over 100,000 square feet of museum space, visitors can enter free of charge (donations are accepted to help fund the museum and expansions) and self-tour over 200 years of Marine history. Recently we made our trek to the area in Virginia known as, Triangle, to spend time with our (Jason’s) sister Rachael and her husband, USMC Staff Sergeant Brad Houser. This area of Virginia is rich with American History and several National Park Units. Civil War enthusiasts would be in their “candy store” in this area of the state, as it is full of battleground sites such as The Battle of the Wilderness, Battle of Fredericksburg, The Battle of Sportsylvania Courthouse, and Battle of Chancellorsville. Each of these locations share stories of grief, bravery and freedom just like the story we bring you this week. Some call them “Jarhead”, some call them “Leathernecks”. Others have called them “Devil Dogs”, but most know them as, “The Few. The Proud. The Marines.”. We recommend when visiting the museum that you either visit with a Marine (if you are one of those Americans blessed to have one in your family), or ask one of the volunteers to help you with your way around. There were so many exhibits and artifacts we would have been lost without our own Marine to guide us (thanks again Brad & Rachael!). When first entering the imposing facility, you will
see the three-sided, 160 glass and steel atrium that houses planes, helicopters, tanks and other large exhibits of the air as well as ground and sea capabilities of the Marine Corps. From this main entrance, the first thing you want to visit is the Legacy Walk. This interactive walk serves as the main pathway through the museum and connects the various era galleries. Here one starts their journey to becoming a Marine. “From this day on, they will be known as Marines,” every young man who enters the 12 weeks of boot camp wait for graduation day to hear this line. The first gallery you will visit is called “Making Marines”. Here you will find out what it is like to hear a drill instructor, up close and loud. See and hear what it takes to leave life behind for 12 weeks as you go through what is known as the transformation. This transformation or change, Marines often Now that you know what it takes to become a Marine, you need to know how and where the Marines started. The American Revolution gallery will take you through the first century of the Marine Corps. You’ll start out at a tavern in Philadelphia on the night of November 10th 1775, where the members of the Continental Congress created the Marine Corps, forward through history to the War of 1812, the American Civil War, and the Mexican War. You’ll also learn how the Marines combated pirates and slave traders on the high seas. Next, you’ll find yourself in the Global Expeditionary Force gallery where “First to Fight” follows the Marines across the Pacific and into the far east following American interest. Weapons from this period
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Lighted Christmas Parade
Paramount Partners
Discounts available with ticket stub day of performance
Call For Entries • Bristol Station Brews & Taproom Half off first pint or flight • Broad Street on State 20% off your check of $6 or more • Stateline Bar & Grille 2 for 1 Appetizers • Studio Brew 1/2 Half off first pint Free Appetizer or dessert w/Entrée Purchase • Machiavelli’s Free order of breadsticks with any entrée • Whiskey Rebellion Half off your appetizer • J Frank Free dessert and immediate parking Discounts valid for all performances of Annie.
Christmas is fast-approaching and the Town of Jonesborough is gearing up for another festive season. Christmas provides the opportunity to celebrate all things near and dear to us and to spend time with all of our loved ones. What better opportunity to spend time with family and friends than to grab a cup of hot chocolate, throw on mittens and hats and gather on Main Street in downtown Jonesborough to watch the annual lighted nighttime Christmas Parade.
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he Jonesborough Parks and Recreation Department is proud to be hosting the 2017 Jonesborough Christmas Parade. The theme this year is “A Home Town Christmas”. The Special Events Committee is accepting all entries but is especially interested in: live Christmas music, floats lit with Christmas lights, horses (only those that are well-controlled in large crowd situations) and antique cars. The parade will begin at 6:00pm on Saturday, December 9th on Boone Street and will progress to Main Street and Historic Downtown then end at the intersection at Washington Avenue. Come enjoy the beautiful floats and entries in our unique nighttime parade among the whimsical lights and decorations of the season. The entry fee for commercial/political is $50 and for all other entries is $25. Entries must be received no later than Monday, December 4th. You can pick up an application at Town Hall or find it online at Jonesboroughtn. org under “I Want To” and then “Parade News”. For more information call Rachel Conger at 423.791.3869 or e-mail rachelc@jonesboroughtn.org. Be sure to stick around after the parade for Christmas In Olde Jonesborough when the shops in Historic Downtown Jonesborough stay open for extended holiday hours to help you enjoy the holidays in a relaxed, hometown atmosphere. Children are encouraged to bring a new, unwrapped gift to be delivered to disadvantaged children in Washington County.
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Tigger is a 2 year old male. He is neutered and up to date on all vaccines. A very sweet and loving cat with beautiful markings.
Milo is a 1 year old domestic short hair. He is neutered and up to date on all vaccines. This cutie is a snuggly lap cat! Please consider him for your family!
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he Bridge Home has an ongoing aluminum can can collection in front of the shelter at 2061 Hwy 75 in Blountville,TN 37617. The cans are collected by a volunteer and the money from the aluminum goes towards badly needed food and supplies for the animals. The Bridge Home No Kill Animal Rescue has started a pet food pantry for people that have had financial hardships because of job loss or medical problems and are struggling to feed their pet. They can come by the shelter and get cat or dog food to get through the tough time. Donations can be sent to The Bridge Home Shelter PO Box 654 Blountville, TN
37617 Every animal in their care is spayed or neutered and fully vaccinated before being adopted. Being a non profit the shelter is funded entirely by membership dues and private donations. They always need volunteers or monetary donations. Other always needed items:pet food, cat litter & cat toys dog treats & dog toys,paper towels, cleaners, office supplies,Purina weight circles. Phone: 423-239-5237 Hours are Mon-Fri 12pm-6pm Sat 12pm3pm and Sun 2pm-4pm. Website is www. bridgehomerescue@gmail.com or like them on Facebook: www.Facebook.com/ bridgehome
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THINGS TO DO Blood Drive Marsh Regional Blood Center will conduct public blood drives at the area locations. Visit http:// tinyurl.com/n4aujx9 to find a location near you. In addition to scheduled blood drives, donors are welcome at Marsh Regional’s collection centers: 111 W. Stone Drive, Suite 300, Kingsport, 2428 Knob Creek Road, Johnson City and 1996 W. State St., Bristol. For more information about scheduling a blood drive at a local business, church, school or community organization, please call 423-408-7500, 423-652-0014 or 276679-4669 or visit marshblood.com. •••••••••••••••••••••••••• The Casual Word Adult Creative Writing Class Join us for a free, fun, engaging, and different look into writing. In this class, we will not focus on structure, form, or rules, but on the freedom of writing. It is the goal of this class to open the mind to its full creative potential by allowing participants to write what they want, how they want to write it. Sessions will be student lead; we will engage in topics and subjects that are of interest to the students. The atmosphere is casual and jovial. This class is designed for all those 18 and up who wish to try their hand at creative writing. Thursdays @ 6:00 p.m. Jones Creativity Center. Bristol Public Library. •••••••••••••••••••••••••• Food for Fines & Pet Food for Fines The Washington County Library is again accepting donations of food for area food banks during the month of November in lieu of collecting fines for overdue materials. The Jonesborough Library
will be donating their collections to the Jonesborough Area Ministerial Association’s Food Pantry (JAMA). The Gray Library is collecting for the Gray Community Chest Food Pantry. The foods needed are assorted canned food items (fruit, vegetables, meat, etc.), dried beans, cereal, peanut butter, rice and pasta, cereals, boxed dinners. Also included are baby formula and baby food. Remember, we cannot accept glass containers, perishable food, or out-of-date items. Both libraries are also doing a Pet Food for Fines drive. Donations will go to Good Samaritan Ministries Pet Food Pantry. We can accept canned cat/dog food, cat litter, bagged food (small bags preferred), treats, and potty- pads. No open packages please! For each qualified item donated, $1.00 in fines will be forgiven. Payment for lost or damaged library materials and processing fees are not included in the program. Even if you do not have fines, please donate! There are many in our communities that depend on these services. •••••••••••••••••••••••••• Turkey Shoot ‘fowl’ shot Do you have what it takes to win a holiday turkey? The Turkey Shoot “fowl” shot competition will be held at 3 p.m. on Thursday, Nov. 16 at Memorial Park Community Center, 510 Bert St. The winners in two age groups (11-14 and 15 and older) will take home a bird for the family feast. This is a free event. Please register in person at MPCC. For more information, call 423-434-5758. •••••••••••••••••••••••••• Made Around Here Market Jonesborough will Host the Made Around Here Market Autumn Craft show on November 10 and 11. Come out and take
a stroll through nearly 40 various vendors’ booths and explore hundreds of skillfully handcrafted items. The Made Around Here Market is nearing its 40th anniversary and will feature local and regional artisans and crafters, as well as residents from surrounding states. Items include handmade pottery, carefully crafted jewelry, seasonal décor, sea glass jewelry, handbags, woodcarvings, quilted items, aprons, and clothing, among other eclectic items. Experience the Made Around Here Market on November 10 and 11 from 10 a.m. until 5 p.m. inside the Visitors Center, as well as an additional marketplace located outside in the main parking lot area. Admission is free but donations will be accepted for Jonesborough’s free children’s event in December. For more information about the Made Around Here Market visit Historic Jonesborough on Facebook or call 423-753-1010. •••••••••••••••••••••••••• Android Tech Class Does your Android smart phone make you feel less than smart? Will you be purchasing one for someone on your Christmas list? If so, come to the next tech class at Gray Library, at 4:30 p.m., Nov.
16. This class will focus on the basics of Android smart phones, plus some extra features that you might not know about. Questions are welcome from participants. Bring your own phone to the class, if you have one. All ages are welcome. Call the library at 423477-1550 for more information or to register. •••••••••••••••••••••••••• Get ready for holiday season with Carved Join Senior Services at Memorial Park Community Center, 510 Bert St., for Carved, an hour-long body-weight workout designed to boost metabolism for ages 50 and older. Classes will be held from 8:30-9:30 a.m. on Nov. 10 and 17. Cost is $2 per person. Sign in at MPCC prior to each class. For more information, call 423434-6237.
made items, Christmas items, independent consultants, etc. Door Prizes and Silent Auction. Admission is a donation requested - either monetary or a personal hygiene item that will be donated to our on-campus pantry - Bucky's Pantry (helps our needy students)All proceeds from booth fees and admission will benefit our Student Veterans. ETSU has more than 500 student veterans attending school on Military benefits. For more information, please contact Debbie Bays 423439-6848 or 423-416-4820, Rachel Fogg $23-439-7161
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Cryptogram: There is nothing wrong with America that the faith, love of freedom, intelligence and energy of her citizens cannot cure. DropQuote: "The brain may be regarded as a kind of parasite of the organism, a pensioner, as it were, who dwells with the body."
Holiday Gift List Disclaimer: There may or may not be a Part Two, but stay tuned just in case, because gift lists are always works-in-progress. And this is the time of year, along with the appearance of the ubiquitous All-Christmas-All-The-Time music channels, we turn our thoughts to our various Santa lists. So, this week, I have compiled a list of my own that might give you some ideas about what to expect under your tree.
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f you are a fan of James Bondesque spy gadgetry, then you should definitely place a pair of Oliver Sweeney Secret Shoes on your list. For a mere $2,600.00 you can own a pair of snazzy shoes that can each conceal up to six gadgets at a time in their handy-dandy secret compartments (remember the “Get Smart” TV series?). These items include, but are not necessarily limited to, a mobile phone, some sort of tracking device, money, a Swiss army knife, USB flash drive, compass, pen, and pill case. Things no respectable secret agent should be without. In addition, the shoes also feature a “small video camera” with night vision and HD recording capability. But, wait, there’s more. According to the product brochure, the shoelaces “are made of Kevlar, originally used for parachute cords. They can act as a friction saw cutting through wood or plastic [guaranteeing that should] you ever find yourself zip-tied, you have a fighting chance.” Provided you can maneuver your shoes to the area where you are ziptied--no easy feat, even for a secret agent. These shoes were scheduled to be on sale just in time for Halloween and well ahead of the Christmas rush (well, maybe). In this era of fake news, it is becoming increasingly more difficult to separate fact from fiction. That’s why I am very skeptical of the off-the-wall British inventor Colin Furze’s newest creation--the Briefcase Fireplace. Over the years Colin has established a reputation as a truly “madcap inventor,” treating us to a bevy of corny inventions that were never marketed. We definitely need people like Furze around to remind us to take things a little less seriously. However, I am sure there are those who will try to place an order for one of his inventions. And the Briefcase Fireplace is one of those kinds of inventions, tailor made for the Christmas season. The online description says it all: “It is a miniature gas-fueled fireplace built inside a briefcase to let you warm up on the go. Although this invention seems quite impractical, inefficient, and rather dangerous, still the concept is impressive.” Yes, indeed. The description goes on to say this product is aimed at non-flying travelers--obviously it would never pass an airport security clearance--and it comes equipped with a thermos and “a tasty biscuit.” And, by the way, you should definitely heed the advice given on the website: Enjoy this product, but “make sure you don’t set your briefcase on fire.” Go figure.
Our next item is listed in Hackaday.com as “the perfect desk toy.” What is it, you ask? It just might be the ideal gift for that techo-nerd on your gift list. For only $117.00 you can give that hard-to-please person their very own Tesla Coil to play with on their desk. Perhaps only slightly less dangerous than the aforementioned Briefcase Fireplace, the Tesla Coil shoots off electrical spikes that can be manipulated into various configurations and can even be programmed to play music--rather annoying music, but music nevertheless. After watching the inevitable YouTube video, I was a little bit unimpressed with this little desktop accessory, but I am sure it will brighten the hearts of many on Christmas morning. Let’s just hope they don’t sustain any injuries. As the promo for this little tech toy states: “While there is a small chance of minor burns, the low voltage and amperage of USB power means the design is pretty safe. I don’t think “pretty safe” is good enough for me. I’ll settle for “‘very safe” if you don’t mind. In any event, you probably shouldn’t operate this little device in conjunction with your Briefcase Fireplace. I am somewhat of a writing pen aficionado, so I have found an item to add to my own wish list.This $25.00 gift is the “5 In 1 Tool Pen.” In what seems like the perfect accessory for the secret agent shoes described above, this little writing utensil is a pen, a ruler, a level, and a stylus (nothing new for a pen, of course). I am especially attracted to the barrel of the pen being a ruler. If nothing else, this is a good conversation piece. If you are really into unusual gift items, you need to visit The Grommet. Here, in one place, is some of the planet’s most unusual and creative gift items, including such things as a toy that combines the ever-popular slinky with the now-notso-popular fidget spinner, “liquid activated drink cubes,” a “foldable baseball cap” (aren’t they all?), a 180 degree flashlight, a keyring magnet (when is the last time you needed one of these?), and a “campfire safety cover” (the perfect accessory for your Briefcase Fireplace). Happy shopping. So many gift items, so little time. I definitely like the secret agent shoes, but will wait until the price goes down. When they show up in somewhere like Rack Room Shoes or PayLess, I might be a little more interested in improving my lifestyle and spying skills. In the meantime, I will continue to lead a vicarious existence. See you next week.
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