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Volume 27 Issue #35

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Trail of the Lonesome Pine Outdoor Drama 2013 50th Anniversary Show

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Spearhead Trails’ Mountain View OHV/ATV Trail System To Officially Open Aug 16th

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Watauga Lake Triathlon And Inaugural SUP Race

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Les Misérables

Barter Theatre & Symphony of the Mountains Toy F. Reid Eastman Employee Center August 16 & 17, 7:30pm

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Brad Puckett Biggies August 10th

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Experience Sunset at Grandfather Mountain August 10th

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Foggy Valley Breakdown

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Storyteller Jeff Gere ETSU/Umoja Storytelling Festival and Institute August 9th & 10th

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The Mile High Swinging Bridge August 10th

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All For A Song

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Jerry’s Girls

Johnson City Community Theatre Opens August 9th

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Blithe Spirit

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August is Meteor Month

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