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Playwright-performer Jo Clifford took up urban birdwatching and triggered the idea for a new Fringe work alongside actor/writer/neighbour Maria MacDonell JC: I’m googling the names of ducks. N ever done that before, but it’s the lockdown, and they’re swimming outside my window. And look! There’s a funny black and white one I don’t recognise. It’s an eider. I have to tell Maria. She’s two floors up and along a bit, and we’re writing a play about the U gly D uckling together. We message each other new lines, backwards and forwards, marvelling at duck sex. It gets very complicated sometimes. And when another upstairs neighbour throws some food out, it’s like World War Three. MM: The seagulls are so vicious. They’re dive-bombing the ducks! But what’s that odd looking bird? JC: After a bit we can sit socially distanced out on my window sill and finish the script together. MM: And that’s the play. Two older women looking out over the Water Of L eith. Anything can happen . . . n Th e N ot S o U g l y D u c kl ing : A P l ay F or G rownu ps, S c ottish S torytel l ing C entre, E d inb u rg h , v ariou s d ates f rom Th u rsd ay 1 1 – S atu rd ay 2 7 A u g u st.
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REAL DINOSAURS
SEAN ‘DIDDY’ COMBS
Jurassic World: Dominion has plopped into cinemas like a pterodactyl dropping, signalling yet another creaky franchise stampeding towards extinction. The solution? Rewilding. Introduce real dinosaurs into the population and we can transform the next Jurassic instalment into a cinéma vérité hit. Raptors In Rothesay. Pterodactyls In Troon. A T-Rex In Tranent. The possibilities are endless.
Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs goes by many names. Some know him as P Diddy. Others as Didmaster Flash. His mum calls him Diddums, while Batman fans will recognise him as pantomime villain The Diddler. But not even his mother would call him a good musician. Yet Puff The Magic Daddy is at it again, releasing new single ‘Gotta Move On’, a predictably soulless dancefloor-botherer. Please, Piffy Piff Did, please stop.
Bring It Back
Get It Gone
Stuff we’d love to see return and things we wish would quietly exit 8 THE LIST July–August 2022
