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Mishkan Masterpiece PURIM SCRAMBLE

A Scotsman with a Kilt: You went up the wrong aisle at Party City and totally didn’t realize it.

Disney Character: You believe in make-believe. Don’t worry, someday your dreams will come true.

Chassid: You like kishke.

Juice Box: You think so outside the box that you actually put yourself in a box…must be really comfortable.

Mummy: So, you bought your costume in October, huh? Anything to save a few dollars!

Sushi Chef: You are an addict. Stop thinking about sushi; it’s just food!

Long-haired Rock Star: Do you really think that would make you happy?

Policeman: You like doughnuts.

Fireman: You like putting out fires.

Steve Jobs: You are a mogul at heart. You can certainly create the next Apple...start planting!

Cowboy: Let me guess—you tell people that you have a concealed carry license.

Clown: Forever the funnyman.

Limo Driver: You never see a rearview mirror you don’t want to schmooze with.

Hippie: You are still living in the sixties… and you really should put on some deodorant

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