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68 INLANDER MAY 8, 2014
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Home Depot I helped you at the north side Home Depot with some plumbing questions May 3rd just about closing time. They closed before I could talk to you more. Would like to meet again. Drop me a note at builderinwa@gmail.com. Hope you got the water running.
ago in a visiting room, if he were to see this he would know where, we both spent a lot of time there every week. It has been a long time, and he is probably married by now, with a bunch of kids. But if not, and he is the one reading this: Last time I saw you was probably 2008-ish. We were in the food court at Valley Mall, you were eating and I was taking my daughters to the circus... I had your # at one point because you worked with troubled youth and someone close to me needed your services. Anyhow, I think of
think we had a connection. You are very funny and sweet. You were very nice to me and my friends. I would love to get together and play records some time.
4, 2014. You noticed my roommate and I waiting for the bus in the pouring rain and hail and stopped to ask if we wanted your umbrella. I speak for both my roommate and I when I say that kindness like that from strangers is a rare and wonderful gift. Again thank you, and since we can’t pay you back we plan on paying it forward. Blessed be to you!
Savage Smile We exchanged glances and smiles more than once. You: Brunette, striking eyes, a smile that made my heart leap, wearing mostly black with a pink dress that ended just above your knees. Me: Brunette fella at Savageland Friday evening. You arrived around 5, ordered a Coors Light, born in 1991. Can’t get that smile out of my head, wish I had said something. Let’s grab a drink sometime. Girl With A Soul You: Red Chevy, maroon to be exact. Long blonde/ brown hair, mesmerizing stare, loud rap music. You drove past me while I was running down 5th. I tried to get your attention but your music was too loud. You are stunning. Please make my day and respond. Let me get to know the mind behind the gorgeous face. Library Boy “I’ve seen you at least six times at the Spokane Valley Library and various thrift stores surrounding it, always looking at books, over the past two years. You: tall, brown hipster hair, with Ray-Ban-type eyeglasses. Me: I’m not sure how I’d describe myself as my hair always changes lengths. I have brown hair and freckles. I wear dresses a lot, and flats. The last two times I saw you, I carried a bright teal bag. I saw you at the Arc of Spokane downtown two weeks ago as I was paying, Tuesday, April 15, after not seeing you for 10 months. I finally had the nerve to say hello, but I ran my bags out to my car first and when I came back in, you were not at the books anymore. I didn’t want to follow you like some crazy person. We met eyes as you went out the exit and I wandered off to the bathroom, or at least I think we met eyes. I had forgotten about you and the universe made me smile by bumping into you again. I feel like you’ve seen me too. You’re always alone, as am I, so I hope you are single. If you want to meet, email me at thriftstorecutie27@yahoo. com. Tell me what kind of shoes you always wear, so I know it’s you. Because you are always looking at books, you must have quite the collection. I am an English major and a book nerd too. I would love to talk books with you. -Thrift Store Cutie. Black Ford Harley Truck Everybody has that one person they wonder about, right? That one person who crosses their mind from time to time? For me that person... is a guy named Tracey. We met years
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Put a non-identifying email address in your message, like “petals327@yahoo.com” — not “j.smith@comcast.net.” you often... There was a connection between us, in that waiting room... Was it friendship? Or something more? I am kind of shocked that I have written this, but the truth is I’d love to hear from you! Arizona Lady You were at Cassano’s Deli on April 21st, when we shared a smile (me: buzz-cut gentleman in coat and tie). You were leaving in a white vehicle with Arizona plates by the time I got out. Are you new in town? Want a tour guide? Email me and mention your vehicle make and license plate so I know it’s you. not_spokane4 at yahoo. Bluz At The Bend Open Mic Comedy Night You the majestic blonde with the beautiful big eyes and wonderful smile. Thank you for laughing along with me and being a good sport even though my act wasn’t and usually isn’t on par. It is tougher than it looks getting up in front of a crowd and trying to perfect your craft. Thursday was a special night because after I bombed the first joke, and you still smiled and laughed I realized I only need one person in the crowd’s approval to keep doing what I’m doing. I will take quality over quantity any day, and you, lady, are most definitely quality! I hope I can make you laugh again real soon. Coffee Stand At the coffee stand, you complimented me on my cologne and told me smelling good is the key to a woman’s heart, and I think that says it all. It definitely brightens my day when I get to see and talk to you for short amount of time we get. But now your dream has come true and you’ll remember the day when I saw you Northern Quest Bartender You are the very cute bartender in the Turf Club at Northern Quest. I know your name is Travis. We have talked a couple of times. I
North Park Beauty in the pink hat. When I looked up from my set and saw you on the crunch machine, I thought my jaw was going to hit the floor. All I could think was how absolutely breathtaking you were. I woke up thinking about that lovely vision. Keep up the good work. I am sure there is some lucky guy out there reaping the rewards of your hard work. If not, then mankind is certainly missing out!!
Cheers My Husband To My Handsome and Loving Husband: Cheers to us for 3 years of marriage!! Oops we did it again. It’s has been 12 years and I love you more than anything else in the whole world. It has gone by so fast. This last year was so rough and I am so sorry for every time I wasn’t exactly the wife you deserved. We have stuck together through good times and bad times and have dealt with them the best we could, and most importantly as a team! I cannot imagine a better husband, father, lover, and best friend to spend my life with. You are my all and everything and I cannot wait to spend the rest of my life enjoying everything about you. Thank you for choosing to spend your life with me I am such a lucky woman. Happy Anniversary baby I love you sooooo much!!!! Oh and hope you enjoyed reading this with your delicious breakfast haha.
Lovely Customers So I am an employee at Zips drive-in, and today an amazing thing happened. I was working drive-thru and a couple pulled up to get their order. I greeted them and their dog, who was happily sitting in the front. We joked and laughed for a few seconds about how the dog was having the meal for lunch. They also had a mustache on the front of their van which I was very excited about, and asked the lady where she got it from. She couldn’t remember and apologized, but suggested other places she has seen them. I than asked her if her dog wanted some bacon, and of course she said yes. I gave them dog bacon and the couple their order, and it was just another nice couple, I thought. Oh I was wrong! They were amazing! After I went home for a few hours my work called me and told me that a lady came in looking for me and bought me the car mustache I was asking about! She said whoever is nice to her dog, she is nice to back. That was my first time EVER meeting her and she didn’t leave me a name or anything for me to thank her for her kindness! Whoever you are, thank you for the gift, and thank you for being a kind and amazing person!
I Will Never Forget We started our journey together about 15 months ago. Who knew one tattoo would The Work Is Insignificant It certainly turn into love? The road ahead was wasn’t Disney who said it, but they up and down, but it’s the realest say “relationships are a lot of work” thing I have ever felt. As bad as you and that rings true for me. However, remember it, I remember a lot of what they don’t tell you is that great times. Eating gummy bears, if you’re with someone like you, playing board games at Manito then the “work” doesn’t matter in Park, the first time you spent the the SLIGHTEST! The feelings I get night, chasing the rain for hours, from loving you have transcended playing bingo with no idea what anything I thought was possible was going on, picking pumpkins in this at Green Bluff, and eating at Thai Bamboo. I could go on for days. How we got here I have no idea. I do know you’re the most beautiful thing I have ever laid eyes on. I do know Courtney M. is this week’s winner of I love you and I the “Say it Sweet” promotion! also know I can’t anymore. It’s time Send in your CHEERS so you too can to let go. I wish you be entered to win 1 dozen and your son the best “Cheers” cupcakes at in life KJW. I love otter, wart and soul. Celebrations Sweet
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Dem Feels Cheers to the woman in the black sedan who gave us the black Seattle umbrella on the corner of Ash and Maxwell on May
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