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Roommate Wanted
Pet Nifflers Need Home: 2 month old Nifflers looking for a home. My Niffler, Lady Earlgrey, just gave birth to triplets! Looking for any kind soul to adopt them as we cannot afford to have any more holes dug in our house. (My mom is threatening to make Niffler Stew with radishes). If you can take all 3, that’s great! If not, any number of them is fine. All are 2 months old, two grey males (Baron and Earl) and one white female (Duchess). Extremely mild tempered and love cuddles. Interested please send owl post to 253 Little Wellington, London.
Do you have questions about your life? Your future? Your past? The ways and motives of your loved ones, or enemies? Your Destiny? All answers will be unveiled through the Wisdom and the Insight of The TAROT. Whether you want to know when, and with whom you will fall in love, or which of your enemies is plotting against you. Or perhaps you wish to know the Glories you will achieve in Life, or your shames and failures that await you. With the help of the Mystical TAROT, I, Madam Phoenix, can reveal all . Find the answers that you're looking for at 33 Diagon Ally. Directly across from The Stormcrow Inn. I'll be expecting you. Three silver sickels per Reading
OFFER: I would like to send thanks to the Quibbler for recommending the muggle treat 'Nanaimo bar' [in 'Muggle Candy Worth Traveling For, Summer '18, p. 32-7, red]. It was indeed quite delicious. Greetings from a BC-based wizard''
Strictly No Partying Allowed.
Room viewing availabile with appointments.
FREE & FOR SALE ERUMPENT FOR SALE Looks sort of like a muggle rhino, but bigger, and more prone to explosions. If interested meet me at the Hogshead on the 23rd September at 2300. Wear a Hippogriff feather on your right hand side coat lapel, I will initiate contact. Price neg. NOT FOR SALE TO YOU, HAGRID. FOR SALE: My beloved copy of Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. I cannot keep my copy, but cannot bear to have it thrown away. Condition like new. 2 Galleons, 7 Sickles, willing to negotiate. Owl Sad Owner for more details. 133
OFFER: Quickbeam Second Hand Books is having its Annual Textbook Sale! Sale lasts from now until October 20th. We also take orders via owl.
silvertail8
Throwing a ~spooky~ Halloween party and looking for a space to rent! Abandoned castle, old barn in your backyard, or that old house you inherited from your rich grandmother, the more secluded, the better! Owner also gets an invitation (plus one) for the party. Owl me at "Party Witch“ for details.
FOUND: Charming necklace. Sings some song by this Muggle bloke, Rick Astley. Let the Quibbler Lobby staff know if you want it back. Found SunshineYellowsummertravellingcloakontheKnight Buslastmonth.Hasacopyofthe2017Fallissue QuibblerandminicopyofFantasticBeastsinthepocket. Sadlythe4Galleonsand18sicklesintheotherpocket were not found. Owl Shaun Stanpike if it’s yours.
Lost: Looking for gold necklace. Last seen in Diagon Alley on 1st August as we were celebrating Pius Thicknesse’s anniversary of his coming in to Office. He was a spy who passed on information via Aquavirius Maggots. Necklace has a shooting star pendant, made of 19k gold, about 16 inches in length. If found, please return to 1329 Carroll Avenue, London. Address to Carol AvantNew, Rewards: 1 year supply of EZ-Clean Wand Wipes (patent pending).
wiksry
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LOST: my mind. Last seen entering a chamber of sorts with some ginger kid and his speccy, scrawny mate a decade or so ago. Reward: signed photo and my eternal gratitude. Owl Gilderoy @ Janus Thickey ward.
Flourish and Blotts is hosting the first Novice Authors Fair! Discover hidden gems from the budding authors of our local community! The Fair will be on October 24th from noon to 6pm.
CherokeePurple
Small bedroom in central London, off Vauxhall Bridge, for rent. Near Albert Enbankment in Vauxhall. Two beds in the room, one available. Couples or single guys welcomed. Apartment is predominantly male environment. Light cooking allowed.
FREE TO A GOOD HOME
by Madam Phoenix
ElphabaPfenix
REAL ESTATE
QUAFFLE FOR SALE Magically signed by World Renowned, Irish Superstar Chaser Moran! Signed just after the Irish team’s 1994 World Cup win. Slightly smudged, so looks a bit like ‘Moron’ - original seller told me this was due to Moran’s excitement with winning the World Cup. 125 Galleons for this piece of history is a bargain. Owl Gus Darwin.
OFFER: TAROT Readings
Eldis_
This individual is wanted for the forgery of Galleons and was last seen fleeing Gringotts late last night with a sack full of rubies and emeralds. Mr. Radish was confronted last night when a goblin noticed that the stack of Galleons exchanged for the rubies and emeralds were, in fact, nothing more than Leprechaun Gold. Upon hearing the accusation, Mr. Radish fled the scene while chased by one of our interns. Gringotts Bank will reward whomever apprehends Mr. Radish with half the wizard's weight in gold (no force feedings or altering charms are allowed prior to the weighing) provided that all 300 rubies and emeralds are recovered as well.
Im_Finally_Free
GRINGOTTS BANK searching for Mr. Raymond Radish ALIAS: Mr. Oops-maker
Supreme, excellent condition with little to no visible damage, stutters slightly on take off but this can be repaired for the cost of 20 Galleons by sending it to Ellerby and Spudmore. Price: 150 Galleons.
JOB OFFER: NEW BAND LOOKING FOR UKULELE PLAYER! WE ARE A CURRENTLY A 4 MAN BAND LOOKING FOR A UKULELE PLAYER FOR OUR AWESOME KIDS ROCK BAND, THE FIVE BY FIVE! WE HAVE OUR OWN ORIGINAL SONGS FOR YOU TO LEARN AND LOOK FORWARD TO ANY NEW SONGS YOU COME UP WITH IN THE BAND. ALL INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY OF SONGS SHALL REMAIN UNDER THE BAND’S OWNERSHIP. WE AVERAGE 5 GIGS PER WEEK, MONDAYS ARE REST DAYS. PRACTICES ARE HELD ON TUESDAYS. LOCATION TO BE DETERMINED BY WHERE WE ARE THAT WEEK. OH, DID WE MENTION WE TAKE OVERSEAS GIGS, FULL EXPENSE PAID? IF INTERESTED PLEASE REPORT TO THE HOG’S HEAD PUB, HOGSMEADE VILLAGE ON NOVEMBER 25TH FOR AUDITIONS. PERSON OF CONTACT: FAITH
DarkBlonde4
JOB OFFER: Looking For Nanny Nanny needed for three month old. Position expected to last till baby is 6 years old. Mondays to Saturdays weekly, 7am to 3pm. Basic duties like feeding, changing, cleaning are expected. Attractive remuneration package. Sundays off, nights off. Food and board provided if needed. Minimum 4 years experience needed. Prior experience with Metamorphmagus an added advantage. Especially if past experience includes finding the child when he/she has morphed in to an inanimate object and loves to hide. If interested please send application via owl to coordinates (44.4468933,-69.7392715)
Maddermaz
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Offer: Weasley's Wand Workshop Kids gone off to Hogwarts? Can’t shake off the Empty Nest feeling? Come join our Wand Work workshop. Improve your wand work and impress your kids when they return home for Christmas with our 5 simple tips to more effective spells. Duel with your husbands when they come home from work to spice up your love lives! Show your friends your new fancy wand strokes! We will show you the proper way to grip your wand for different types of spells, the way to wave your wand with flair and more for the low, low price of 6 Galleons! 12 classes over 3 weeks, that’s half a Galleon per class! Join now before it’s too late! Send application in via owl post to Wesley’s Wand Work Workshop, 12 Manchego Lane, London with your name, contact details and 6 Galleons (cash or cashier’s order accepted). Classes start the first week of December.
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