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couldn't sleep with a man who didn't love them. Second question, who is your favourite Royal?" "Prince Trevor," I said. "He's the one they don't talk about."
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Interviewer: What's your biggest weakness?
I convinced my wife to work for the CIA. So she wouldn't be allowed to tell me about her day.
My wife accused me of being self-important. I nearly fell off my throne.
Me: Jumping to conclusions. Interviewer: OK, we'll be in touch. ME: Excellent. See you tomorrow at eight.
Today, I decided to give my wife a taste of her own medicine.
Tesco has reported a record loss of ÂŁ6.4 billion. Well, that's what you get for gambling on horses.
I took her round 11 different pubs, only to go back to the very first one to buy my pint. I washed my son's mouth out with soap and water today. If anything, it made him swear even more.
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My speed date asked me if I was into conspiracy theories. "Well, so-so," I replied "That's a pity," she responded. "I
All the League winners this season begin with the letter `B` Conference North - Barrow. Conference South - Bromley. Conference - Barnet, League Two - Burton. League One Bristol City. Championship Bournemouth. Premier League Boring Chelsea.
Pub Quiz Answers from Page 70 1. Parker (Porter in the books)
7. Casablanca, An American in Paris, Chicago
2. Midnight Cowboy
8. Knight Industries Two Thousand
3. To Catch A Thief (Cary Grant played John Robie)
9. Rio Bravo
4. Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Four Rooms 5. Tarzan (He stabbed a lion that attacked him) 6. The Phantom of the Opera
The Grapevine
10. Three answers: a. Marathon Man, b. The Boys From Brazil, c. Wild Geese II 11. Four answers: a. The Lion King, b. The Lady & the Tramp, c. 101 Dalmations, d. The Incredibles
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