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This may seem an obvious one, but remember the Scottish diet consists mainly of deep fried fat, alcohol, and depression. Get it right and you could be the proud owner of a Monty Python 40th Anniversary boxset! If a Scot ever tells you they have eaten a piece of fruit, they are probably English and are just pretending.
Question 4: What is the average life expectancy of a Scottish male? A. 9 B. 10 C. 74.8
Books to win
For your chance to win a copy of Shappi Khorsandi’s new book, ‘A Beginner’s Guide To Acting English’, answer the question below. It’s a tough one, but The Fix is sure you will cope.
Next up for grabs is a copy of ‘Shopping While Drunk’ by Simon Trewin, Tom Bromley, Amanda Astill, and Michael Moran. Answer or guess the answer to this question about theft.
Want to get your hands on a copy of ‘Friends Like These’, by the nation’s favourite everyman Danny Wallace? OK. Whatever flicks your switch. We’re not here to judge.
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Question 7:
Iranian-born comic Shappi Khorsandi was born in which country?
Ronnie Biggs was convicted for his part in which famous British crime?
Which of the below is a well-known saying?
A: Iran B: Scotland
A: The great train robbery B: Benefit fraud
A: With friends like these, who needs enemies? B: I hate my friends
And last up in our swag bag for this month is a copy of ‘How To Iron Things Really Flat’ by Andrew Martin.
Question 8: Ironing has been voted the most tedious household chore by Britons, but what is the most common phobia? A: Arachnophobia (spiders) B: Lutraphobia (otters)
Answers to timatthefix@yahoo.co.uk by the 30th August
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