Issue 9, 2011

Page 10

I, Aditi Chandra, bequeath Namrata Singh all the comfort food hidden on the bottom shelf of my pantry and 16 and prego shows on my DVR, Vaijayanti Duraphe my muni skills, Sandeep Pedadda my raging parties, Vik Waghray my unbeatable Super Mario Kart skills, and my tennis girls my unforgettable vocal expressions on the court. I, Aditya Majumdar, bequeath the responsibilities of Speech and Debate to Kunal Rathi, the spirit of speech to Joseph Wei, the ability to find humor in oneself to Brian Axelrod, and the endless craziness of Robotics and the blue jacket’s reputation to Michael Chang, Michael Lin, and Miles Chan. I, Alex C. Tanner, bequeath my band jacket to my brother, George. I, Alex Zhu, bequeath my dripping scalpel to James Ma whether he wants it or not. I bequeath some of my artistic skill to Gavriela Fine; not that much, just enough to get our little (gigantic) future stripper through whatever path (or pole) of life she may choose to take. I, Alexander Lin, bequeath my awesome badminton skills to the upcoming mixed doubles players, my stats skills to my sister, Mandy Lin, my terrific coaching skills and luck to Brian Axlerod and Alric Siu, with the hopes of winning championships, and a bit of my amazing driving to Angela Tu. I, Alick Xu, bequeath to Matthew Deng, a lifetime supply of skittles; to Diane Wang, a new pair of pants; to Michael Park, a heart; and to Darren Shim, the ability to spell. I, Aliya Karimi, bequeath to Namrata Singh my ability to constantly injure myself, Myles Cai and Jared Kim my nonexistent Spanish skills, Katie, Jocelyn, and Alan my growing obsession over Joey Diamond, and to my amazing hockey ladies: “Shoot, score, pass, KICK SOME BUTT!” Love you all & live it up! I, Allison Tsai, bequeath +100 each wits, skills, guts, and charm to my super smart, cool, and fabulous brother David Tsai. I, Amber Danae Villa, bequeath my love for Cristiano Ronaldo to Anjana Rao, my dresses-which-no-longer-fit to Lisa Doong, and the ability to endure tyranny to my brother Derek. I, Amy Tang, bequeath to Chengyi Lee the strength to get through a year of orchestra alone and the willpower to fight off senioritis. I also bequeath David Lu with the power of science and Pikachus. I, Ana Ficovich, bequeath my good behavior and overthinking to Casey Ficovich. I, Andrew Ma, bequeath Science Club to Marcus Schorow, useful (or perhaps useless) biology facts to Aaron Yuan, a sincere apology to Keegan Mendonca, the “Seat” of a particular land to Alexandra Cong, and an extra last name to James Ma. I, Anna Ning, bequeath my peanut butter and apples to Karen, my rhinestones and cool dance moves to Shany, Candace, Shirley, and Cheryl, my stress ball to Kathy, my wealth of advice (jk) to Kevin, my chem notes to Jamie, and the best of luck to the 11-12 Valks. I, Annie Li, bequeath Ray Chen, Tiffany Ko, Ramya Selvam, Candace Liu, Shirley Kiang, Louise Zhou, Kathy Dong, Albert Chang, Ethan Chiou, Frank Wang, and Sunaina Aluru the yearbook room, the Valhalla staff, the fun times, and, most important, the 2011-2012 Yearbook. Don’t let the apocalypse beat you! I, Anthony Ding, bequeath nothing to Matthew Deng. To Vicky Ro, I bequeath, when I get one, the latest edition of the AP style guide. To Jasmine Mireshghi, my vitamin C tablets. To Austin Yu, Brian Zhao, Clay Song, Noorsher Ahmed, and Michael Park, the skills to survive in a female-dominated 5th period. To the Epic juniors, I bequeath my spot on the couch. To Edward Ding, I bequeath my disdain for Matthew Deng. Just kidding, to Matthew Deng, I bequeath a lifetime of tickles. I, Apurva Kulkarni, bequeath Candy Chang, Ashley Wu, Alice Tang, Jenny Xie, Jefferine Li, and Teja Muva my badminton AWESOMENESS (and all other baddy underclassmen), to Karthika my textbooks, to William and Clay naiveness because they ned that, to Arwind good luck and Chengyi exclsuvie rights to my college stats. I, Arman Rahbar, bequeath my Hispanic comedy to Kyle Williams, my ability to eat high intensity poultry to Aneesh Samudrala, my ability to lift up weight in high amounts to Daniel Truckai,my Latino accent to Chris Doi. Lastly, my ability to be a large Persian kid to Ali Zarrabi. I, Ashley Huang, bequeath Yoko Matsuda my manly arm muscles. To Angie Lee, the ability to lock out at all times and never get butt cramps. To Geeta and Sunaina, the Salvatore brothers, Damon and Stefan. And to Kevin Liou, the ability to not have to be happy every day. I, Ashley Tsai, bequeath to Samantha & Tommy the duties of the C1 folder; to Emily & Natalie, memories of Wilcox; to Eileen, Kate, & Kelly the responsibility of using the spare dimes/nickels wisely; to Tiffani, my legs; & to Alex, the ability to stay up late and a relatively stress-free junior year! I, Aviad Shani, bequeath perfect diction unto all drama students - may you never speak unclearly again.

I, Ayushi Neogi, bequeath all of my senior second soprano love, although it’s sometimes tough love, and of course, my impeccable French speaking skills to Soumya Kandukuri. Hope your cheesnoots ahr roosting uhn an ooop-uhn fah-yure! I, Barry Cheng, bequeath my skills at staying up at night to Galen Cheng, my annoyingness to Mark and Gabriel Lee, and my awesomeness to Karen Lee because she isn’t cool enough right now... JUST KIDDING. :) I, Benson Tang, bequeath to: Shirley my “eloquence,” whistling, and superior Chinese. The throwers: my nurturing. Michael and Daniel: how to be straight. Chris Kim: my jokes. Erika: social problem solving skills. Erica: dress and profile picture picking abilities. Jennifer: being loud at games and candies. Kimberly my wit. Elle my funniness. To everyone else at Lynbrook, mah swag! I, Bhaumik Kotecha, bequeath my love of having chill football seasons to AustinB, ChrisD, DanielS, ArshanO and Neeraj J. My love for Link Crew to Jocelyn, Darren, Gavi, and Will, and last but not least, my spirit and love for Lynbrook to whoever wants it! Live it up Senior year! I, Brian Szymanski, bequeath Sue, CJ, Mei, Karen, Linda to the Lynbrook Basketball team because CJ indeed does have a lot of ones and well its just Sue and the rest of ladies mentioned are just overall great people. Erica Wang a cardigan. Sara Wen the title of biggest loner. I Carly Bratt bequeath my awesome flips to Selin and Trena, and numerous Wednesday coffees with Jake and Connor. I, Carolyn Yen, bequeath the area next to the library to Chengyi Li and all her friends. I, Catherine Lin, bequeath to: Eliza - that I will be your bestest friend. Grace - that I will come back to visit, my best sister! Harrison - best drama buddy! Brian - thanks for the chocolate :) I, Cathy Kim, bequeath inside jokes and shopping trips to Christine Lee, Caroline Dinh, and Nimitha Kommoju, glomps and frequent visits to Wingstop to Barbara Lam, extended hours of work in yearbook to Tiffany Ko and Ethan Chiou, cake to my nihongo class, and sleep deprivation the class of 2012. I, Celina Nanbara, bequeath my super golf MANPOWER to my lovely ladies: Joyce Chen, Evelyn Chu, Liz Liao, Sammy Tseng, and Kimberly Vaz! I bequeath my car and my competence to the Park brothers (John and TJ) under one condition that they would not annoy me for the rest of the school year :) I, Chelsea Zimmermann, bequeath my position as sweeper on the varsity field hockey team to Katie Chon. Good luck next year ladies, RAH HOCKEY! I, Chen Yu Chang, bequeath my idiotic smile, stupid brain, small eyes, and my love to Babo Park. :) I, Christina Lee, bequeath my awesome comments to Amy Wei, my Harry Potter obsession to Karen Lee, Victoria Li, and Candace Liu, and my texting mastery to Lauren Tai. I, Christina Sun, bequeath my incredible procrastination, lay judge skills, and GDS to Viveka Jagadeesan, Chinmayi Manjunath, Kimberly Tan, Christine Wang, and Eric Wu, sensible-ness to Justin Liu and Alex Sireci, diplomacy to Vishy (Vishal) Kaly, and finally, AWESOME taste in music and literature to Jesse Chou. I, Cindy Huang, bequeath AndrewRollerKuoster my angry face making skills, Jennifer my scaredness/ screaming, Jindiesel my lame jokes, Joshua all of my old coursework/prep books, Myles my bad girl swag and creepiness, Shaelyn my Arcadia fruits, Silvia my body rolls and sexiness, and the XC girls a sports bra buddy. I, Claudia Lin, bequeath all my black hair dyes to Samuel Chang, my hilariously bad jokes to Allie Young, and my hatred for AP testing to Austin Chen so he will stop taking every AP test that has been written. I, Connor Brunmeir, bequeath my #2 cap and starting position on the waterpolo team to my brother Adam Brunmeir. I, Daniel Li, bequeath my pretty boy swag to Bryan Le, my inspirational speeches to Kevin Tu, my assists to Paul Kim, my one-handed digs to Darren Shim, my homework to Sandeep Peddada and Alex Lee, and of course, my nonchalance and ability to take photos without blushing to Carrina Dong. I, Dennis Zhao, bequeath my S&S magic to Carrina Dong, my best-est-ests DECA skills (92) and my cool creative candyland poster making to Diane Wang, and my laughter and knee-slapping funniness to Divya Saha and her dad.

my unmatched mancala skills and the future of CSF. To Diane Wang, my congrats dang india poster and my spot on your bed. To Karen Wang, foobs. To Charlene Sun, I bequeath Alejandro, Fernando and Roberto. To Matthew Deng, I bequeath peanuts, dust, tickles, green skittles, and friends from your own grade. To Irene Hsu, 55 minutes of motel lovin’. To Michael Park, tons of fun with Starburst, the twilight zone, Ms. Chen’s college magic, and a trouble-free senior year. To Edward Ding, I bequeath the honor of the Ding name, the dog, and my beloved van. I, Diane Chao, bequeath my fun track memories to all the hurdlers (you too Elle Kagimoto), my senior drill spot to Nick Ferrario, and my coveted and all-powerful blackness to Chris Kim. I, Dina Tzonev, bequeath all my Hello Kitty love to Casey Ficovich. I, Eesha Jagtap, bequeath Tiffany Tsai, my ability to spot out boys from a distance and Yoko Matsuda, my large appetite (I hope you eat a lot during Engage next year). I bequeath all my spirit, motivation, dedication and an amazing year to my cheer family who has been through it all with me and still stood by my side, I couldnt have asked for a better team. I love you all! I, Elliot Kang, bequeath Stephen Abeshima and Allison Tani the fun (and sometimes stress) of my Music Department and Blue Pearl duties. To Jamie Lo, the knowledge that starting early on AP Lit work keeps you happy and healthy. Use it. And to Kathy Li, remebering that play is just as important as work. I, Elsina Deng, bequeath all my track boys & little Elle my discus princess title and continuing the throwers’ tradition & being our own team. I also bequeath Casey Ficovich my love for baking in the rain and my dance abilities/routine to Tik Tok. I, Emily Shieh bequeath Christine Lee my brownie making skills, our love for food and all our memorable times together. Caroline Dinh to be my future hairdresser who got spunk. Have a great senior year and I’ll never forget that day when we went shopping at valley fair. Barbara Lam and Nimitha the best senior year ever! Thank you guys for everything. I, Emmeline Tsen, bequeath my brother, Hubert Tsen, with my support as well as my exceptional procrastination skills and whiny nature, Alex Lin with all the childhood memories we’ve had, Tiffani Lau with my awesome toe sock for fingers, and Emily Fong and Natalie Popescu with my naivety.

I, Jasmine Yang bequeath Emily Chao, Jamie Chen, and Amanda Zhang my love for pmt, Rachael Rodriguez my laziness, Aditi Gangurde my HILARIOUS sense of humor, Amanda Tam my knowledge of her secrets (aka nothing!),and Howard and Rebecca Yang my Senioritis and best wishes for next year.

I, Jason Huang, bequeath Eric his “cut” of future spoils, Jared: free range balls, Molly: a lifetime supply of “dileade”, Stephanie: a 1million $ giftcard to armorgeddon, Nathan: a chastity ring, and Andrew: the glee of those who surround you.

I, Jason Jia, bequeath to Nathan Toh the better looks I was born with. I bequeath to Divya Saha my capability of attracting Brodie Kaster. And, I bequeath to Diane Wang the awesome stories about my personal life and my ability to beat all her high scores.

I, Jefferson Hsu. bequeath, a bike and a hundred momos to Justine.

I, Jeffrey Fan, bequeath my love for hurdling and my creeping skills to my hurdle family, driving skills to Amanda, my ability to shoot people first to Grace and Cheryl, all my whatsups to Franklin, my pink book getting skills to Charlene, and to Ethan my skills at getting girls.

I, Jeffrey Young, bequeath Christine Lee to have my skills at blopping and hopefully become a master blopper. I hope she has a time during Senior year and I wish her a good luck. Have a great Senior year my favorite blopper :).

I, Jennifer Chen, bequeath to Cecily creepy winks; to Abhishek the desire to switch to the BETTER instrument; to Jeff, MG, and Eric delightful carpools; to Jon buffer-related questions; to Kunal optimal bone structure; to Aaron countless ponderings; and to Joyce, Emily, Chengyi, and Stacy the unbounded potential of WiSTEM. I, Jennifer Huang, bequeath Cynthia Day 1,337 pokes; Vicky Ro, lots of love; Virup Gubba, my paranoia; Albert Chang, my 11:11 wishes; Karen Ouyang, an infinite number of hugs; Leo Chen, my “ninja” skills; Rohit Sarathy, my sqrt(179)-ness; and my sister Julia, my gullibility and all my high school stress. I, Jessica Huang, bequeath my 20+ nail polishes to Barbara, my Funky Monkey spirit to Irene and Aneesh, my “lahv” to the Michaels (WINNING!), my common sense to Nikhil, green bubbles to Reo, my laughter to Sensei’s 5th period class, and my love for music to Danielle.

I, Erin Chastain, bequeath my awesome soccer skillage to all of my underclassmen on lady vikes varsity soccer. I also bequeath my awesome accents to Yasmine Mortazavi (long live Scotland!)

I, Jessica Mao, bequeath my love and encouragement to my awesome sisters, Esther and Kathy Mao. As well as Agape Christian Club to Daniel Kao, Vivian Chan, and Irene Hong.

I, Evan Sheh, bequeath the water polo and swim team with my epic sprinting skills and my bench in the in the team room. Use them both with caution.

I, Jessie Liyi Peng, bequeath Teja M., Sara H., Monisha K., Neeti A., Steph M., Gina C., Chesley M., Janli G., Karen W., and ALL the Girls Choir girls with my pinkness. <3 I’ll always remember and look back to this last year with you all! Keep singing!

I, George Song, bequeath my love for food to Aaron and Stephanie, my loud voice to the entire badminton team, my perverted mind to Anna, my awesome grades and high metabolism to anyone who would be willing to take it. I, Glen Takahashi, bequeath Jack my perfection, Keegan my awesomeness, Tanmay my BSing skills, and Davis my exploding dinosaurs. I, Howard Jiang, bequeath my Mellophone ability to Ryan Burtzlaff, Jesse Chou, Carl Hansen, my Blue Pearl Bar to my three stooges, Kevin Chu, Edward Yeh, Bruce Zhang, my sheer awesomeness to Izumi Shimanouchi and Christopher Wong, and my luscious hair as well my sporting senses to Tilly Nguyen. I, Indranil Bora, bequeath the Ox to Victor Xu. I, Iris Wang, bequeath to Diane Wang my SAT books and good looks. To Molly Chou, her worn out sweatpants and creeping skills. To Tyler Hsieh, my “hi!” waves. To Jason Feng, ALL MY LOVE. To Divya Dhar, success with YouthAct. To robotics underclassman, “WINNING!” and loads of fun (I know it’ll be hard without me)! I, Iris Yuan, bequeath a fresh stack of pen pal letters to Gloria, Kathy, Carrina, and all future YAKers; design inspiration and a table of legit-non-popcorn food to Ray, Tiffany, Ramya, and Candace; and the best of luck to Diane, Daryl, Madhu, and Sindhu. I, Jackie Lee, bequeath to Christine Lee my youtube guru status makeup skills, to Michelle Xu my legit Russian accent, to Caroline Lee, my fiery kimchi breath, super fly violin playing, and my claim to James Hu. And to James Hu, I bequeath my heart. Just kidding.

I, Derek Lin, bequeath my ability to not be late to Philip, the sanity of the altos to Winnie, my “Rolex” to Eton, my way of getting lost to Alicyn, my love for K-pop dances to Stacy and Jennifer, and my alto swag to the entire alto sax section.

I Jake Lu, bequeath all of my Epic minions, Alice, Clay, and Kathy my minion slave driving abilities, Edward Ding my half of the butts secret handshake to continue with someone else, Tejas Konduru all the officer positions I’ve ever had, Matthew Deng my legendary Maple Story career, Michael Park my status as the Epic senior with no friends and my Words with Friends guru abilities, and all of Gossip Boy’s fans to the next features columnist.

I, Diana Ding, bequeath to Namrata Singh my eye for design, my sixth period, two minute parties in the library parking lot, a razor, my shady lifestyle, Two and a Half Indians, and socks for your Uggs. To Jasmine Mireshghi a closetful of turtlenecks and medicine. To Joseph Wei

I, Jared Wong, bequeath: my room to my sister, Jamie, for any purposes she sees fit; my nocturnalism, aka sleeping at 6pm and waking at midnight, to Kevin Lei; and my love of all things media-related (photo/audio stuff) to Jesse Chou.

I, Jiminy Sugino, bequeath my viking-ness to my sister Yuka. Good luck with junior and senior year sister! I also bequeath my MUN “humor” to all the underclassmen in LHSMUN. Tim Horton’s FOSHO!

I, Joanne Liang, bequeath to Angela Tu, ‘You got “ONE MORE” year to go!’ Emily Pang and Leslie Ou, stay cute and beasty. Tiffany Lin and Betty Kuo stop obsessing over PMT. Good luck next year. And thank you guys for making my senior year fun and memorable. <3

I, Jocelyn Wu, bequeath my closet and fashion sense, rapping skills, responsibility of our brother to Jessica Wu. I, Jocelyn Wu, bequeath my Justin Bieber belongings to Kevin Schoenfeld.

I, Jonathan Chang, bequeath Eileen Chien with my awesome swagger and good looks, to Jenny Sung with my non-flakiness, to Geeta Bharathi my Cat Daddy dancing skills, to Irene Hsu my genius knowledge, and to Jason Feng my over-powering starcraft strategies. I, Jonathan Zhang, bequeath my non-existent gavel and my ability to impersonate Bush to my MUN family, my love of food to Fat Jack, my tuxedo to Brian, my swing dance “skills” to Liz, my Trojan pride to Tejas and Gloria, and my high tolerance of shady Berkeley hotels to Erica.

I, Joseph Lin, bequeath to Kazu Otani my punctuality (when it comes to 1st period and soccer practice), my Celtic pride to Chris Kim, my awkwardness to Sara Wen, my Halo SWAT DMR swag to Zach Mirth, and hopefully the ability to drive a G35 to Michael Park.

I, Joy Lin, bequeath all my CS knowledge to Aishwarya Borkar and my concentration skills to Karen Ouyang; Amanda Lu, Girl’s Singles pride; Emily Pang and Angela Tu, some matching t-shirt madness.

I, Joy Zhou, bequeath Matthew Deng to Sandeep Peddada so that Sandeep can feed the thing every Monday and Thursday at lunch. See you both on the east coast in a year! I, Julian Huang, bequeath to Jonathan Uesato mangoes, Eric Xu a concert E and D, Jeff Liu a pair of googly eyes, Jane Kwon advancement to the final screenings, Yoko Matsuda my Japanese skills, Mayu Nishimura


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