Issue 8, 2015

Page 8

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I, Aaron Huang, bequeath common sense to Kevin Chu, monster serving ability to Nathan Wang, lack of fashion sense to Ethan Lai, ability to speak to girls to Sahlik Khan, sealability to Hinten Mui, and overall godliness to CJ Defalco

I, Alex Chen, bequeath to the Low Winds my legacy. To Jonathan, confidence; Han, common sense; Jameson, passion. To Aileen, influence; Tani, violent tendencies; Adam, Han; Yuta, senpai guidance/love; Sinclair, flexibility. To Annika, my rifle skills; Van, tears; Jenny and Sho, my chill. Those without may claim my competence. I, Alex Hong, bequeath Industrial Swole Train and a pair of Nike Free Runs to Emily Zhong, my arm wrestling skills and my gains to Louis Lee, my USAMO score to Matthew Hase-Liu and Pranav Lalgudi, and my relationship building skills to Bryan Chiang.

I, Alex Shin, bequeath casual fridays and staying true to Eddie Fu. I bequeath my home runs to Reece, Ryan, and Johnson. I bequeath my outstanding physics skills to Brandon, Prashant, and Benny. Finally, I bequeath Meraki to ethan and ronan. I, Alexa Burn, bequeath all of my marching band saxophone love to Spencer Peterson, my love/hate relationship with drama to Yuval Kapilevich, Evan McCormack, and Olivia Walker (aka sagc aka squad), and my czech accent to Claire Dunn.

I, Alexis Thoeny, bequeath my LOVE for underclassmen to Bill Zhu, annoying attitude to Ashley Wang, and pro-ball skills to Shashank. I, Ali Khan, bequeath the bounce house to Tim Sireci, Kevin Chu, Nathan Wang, and Hinten Mui, the art of shaqua to Bobo, CJ, and the rest of the boys, the keys of Link to Kavya, Justin, Shawn, and Pauline, the transformation to Shreyas Iyer and Sahlik Khan.

I, Alice Zhu, bequeath the ring from my “duivirce” to Akhil Bhandaru, my epic glissando skills to Melody Hsu, my “vunnndaful” Calculus binder to Bobby Ma, my love for JMC’s studio to Joy Feng, and my best wishes for a more successful Club Food Day next year to Garrrrry Li.

I, Allison Tam, bequeath the sacred oboe warmup to little Kou, my English horn to little Tani, my all-powerful baguette of French knowledge to Clarence Chan, B-) to Emily Zhong, my undeniable swag to Michael L, my Munyunny chants to dearest cousin, and my love for goofing to Charlie Chang.

I, Aly Cai, bequeath my hugs to Jiayi, my height to Daphne, my hospitality to Katie, almonds to Hazel, Nordstrom to Allison, cajun fries to Kirsten, circles to Esther, infinite nicknames to Grace, my love to the CIA family, and everything else including Totoro to my (always little) cousin, Kayli. I, Alyssa Kiefel bequeath my adventurous beach trips and depressing mini golfing games to my friends Earl, Tuna, and Yaogan, my love of Dino Nuggets to Heather and last but not least, I want to bequeath my cheers, farmer tans, and team bondings to my favorite softball girls!

I, Amanda Chang, bequeath the song “Wine and Bubble,” headlines created with RhymeZone, and cutting stories to Jessica Luo and Iris Zhao, cute white boy computer wallpapers and ghetto music to Kat Cui, boy/relationship drama and production food to Sana Sharfuddin, many hugs and cute dresses to Kristen Wong, my love for French, the Trosième Academie Française, and “Deep Fried Chicken” to my amazing twins Prachi and Nidhi, the news section and front page to Urmila and Allison, my very limited singing abilities to Momo, persistence in and enjoyment of learning French to Lilian Chen and Celina Day, and all my best wishes to my dear brother Andrew Chang. I, Amit Pasupathy, bequeath my incomparable dictatorpower to Prashant, corazón español to Ishita, constant annoyingness to Mira, creativity and big-spooning to Sally, desire to never settle to Will, ex-officio prowess to Kenny, driving skills to Saif, and Alicia Keys, my cackling laughter, never-ending hypocrisy, and 10,000 papayas to Sophia.

I, Anand Chukka, bequeath lies about names and a whole lot of salt and love to Sally aka “Salty”; the view from the Four and my PMT connoisseurship to Doreen; a complex wardrobe, very good cookies, the to-come late night shopping trip, and Majestic Casual soundtracks to Linda; my knowledge of current events and Lynbrook’s title of head clown to Shreyas; opinion powers and my “wasted demeanor” to Kat; my editing skills and loud voice to Kristen; a (hopeful) future love for Fitzgerald to Stephanie; hiking trails and awkard conversations to Tiffany; headline creating abilities and King Andhra to Shiva; the best of luck with the policy team to Chris; my love for biology and true presidency to Amrita; many screenshots, badgers, true presidency, Bernie Sanders, and reams of colored paper to Aditya.

I, Anderson Ju, bequeath my driving skillz and mastery of literature to Maggie Pan, pitch skillz to Nick Lui, Rits leadership duties to Christopher Wang, and liquid gold voice to Chelsea Pan.

I, Andy Shen, bequeath my kick, overnight trip adventures, and locker room legacies to the Statebound team, my carry abilities to the physics crew, my clutchness, lots of sleep , and best wishes/luck to Elin, Gerald carrots to Soph, poster and valhal skills to Emily, and kids discounts to Angela. I, Angela Li, bequeath a small word of advice to my numbered juniors and Philip Axelrod. High school isn’t even the beginning. Spend your time doing the things you love to do and discover your passions. Be honest in your applications, give your everything. The rest will work itself out. I, Aniksha Mehta, bequeath my aweosmeness to Mekhla, my secret love of a certain singer to Sana, and my “jealousy” to Atreya.

I, Anjali Pemmaraju, bequeath my fellow runners the ability to survive Jake through senior year and my soccer girlies the power to take things seriously and stay fabulous. Shoutout to Elin, Angela, Chacko, Dara, Tuna, Kristen, Kirsten, Rags, Ethan, Joanna, Evita, and Emily for long talks and good times <3.

I, Annette Chang, bequeath street smarts to Jim, Roy, Renee, lack of pencils to Ramsey, car rides to Jane, facebook photos to Michelle, clan to Sarah, lululemon to Kathy, luluMELON to Jennifer and Veronica, last name to Tiffany, Baymax to Eileen, unused twitter to Dana, and love to my Valks.

I, Anshul Shah, bequeath the AISA and Silsilay empire to Vaidehi and Ria, my invigorating spirit for the spirit squad to Justin Robison, and the future success of Lynbrook Baseball to Eddie Fu, Reece Breuckman, and Andrew Destin.

I, Archita Jain, bequeath my ability to remain calm to Payal, my “love” for chemistry to Jessie and Neha, and my queen’s wave to Ambuj.

I, Ari Majumdar, bequeath *insert object* to *insert young friend*, and *insert other object* to *insert other young friend*.

I, Arshi Bhatnagar, bequeath my endless questioning skills to Sherina and my hatred of kanji dictionaries to Eric.

I, Audrey Zheng, bequeath jazen tea to Leslie Sern, preseason motivation to Shaiva Patel, and running shorts to Esther Kim.

I, Avanti Mehrotra, bequeath my everyday hellos to Rishabh, my sassiness to Gauri, my perseverance to Samvardhini, my love for pink and glitter to Dion, my nicest compliments to Natasha, laughing at random things to Amulya, my inside jokes to Durga, and my passion for field hockey to the team.

I, Ayesha Godiwala, with full confidence and lots of love, bequeath the experiences, responsibilities, sleepless nights, and unbreakable friendships that come with my position as a captain of Lynbrook Cheer to Jennie Li and Maggie Luo. I, Ben Liang, bequeath my 3 Ps, deodorant, and love to Hedy Zhou, the clown squad to Jon Liang, and my speedo to Brandon Piercy, Atrey Khoche, and Armin Hamadani.

I, Benjamin Jia Wu, bequeath my love for being a Chinese TA to Alice, Alison, Sarah, and Daniel L. my necessity for PMT to Daniel K. my muscles to Issac, my jealousy for being so tall to Sara and my advanture with this school to all Lynbrook Students.

I, Billy Lu, bequeath my paucity of pants to Emily Zhong, my okay frisbee skills to Kirsten Chai, Jeffrey Chang, Akhil Bhandaru, and Roy Chen, my thanks to Louis Lee (because he gets that a lot), and my best regards to the new Octagon team!

I, Bob Wang, bequeath JETS - in addition to/on behalf of Marian’s and Archita’s bequeathals - to Vinay and Kabir (stay innovative!), my awkward giddiness to Jenny & Co., and my faith in The Lord Blazeberg and TI Nspire to whomever wishes to be enlightened.

I, Brandon Chou, bequeath my cuteness to Sarah Lee, my doubles skills to Jonathan Lin, my awesome driving skills to Brian Tung, my SoundCloud feed to Audrey Ham, my thought-provoking advices to Eddie Fu, my Taiwan pride to Jane Kuang, and my best wishes to Lynbrook Badminton.

I, Calvin Leng, bequeath my big toe to Crystal Mah, my nudity to Jordan Morris Louis Lee and Kyle Huang, my camera focusing skills to Lisa Cao, my curviness to Angela Hu, my worms to Pauline Lee, my sleep schedule to Chelsea Pan, and my height to Matt Zhou.

I, Caroline Wu, bequeath ultimate derpiness to Tiffany Chen, Durga Ganesh, and Esther Kao, mysterious bubbly concoctions and Buster’s handling to Jesse Kuo and Neha Kunjal, and cat noises to everyone :3

I, Charlene Tan, bequeath Kiwi to Steph, I don’t know to Michelle, and mei wen ti to Micher. I, Cheryl Wang, bequeath my ability to survive on minimal sleep to Ashley, and my sassiness and cuteness to Wenga

I, Cindy Yuan, bequeath my op ACS officer skills and desire to bring back 2pm to Rena Jiang, LHC survival skills to Chris Jin, photoshop skills and weirdness to Michelle Lang, web leader fabulousness to Phoebe Soong, and torquing skills to Gauri Jain.

I, Claire Li, bequeath my guard senior status to Rebecca and Felicia, my #1 phan title to Kamakshi, my auntie-wisdom to future drumline mom Nan Nan, and my quasi skills and neverending love for color guard to all my returning underclassmen.

I, Claire Yu, bequeath my powerpoint making skills to Natalie and Emily, leaping shots to my partner Vaidehi, and my love for bunnies to OG Team Robo Unicorn X.

I, Daniel Greenberg, bequeath the Greenberg tradition of handsome and outrageous men to Li-el Greenberg, my devotion to The Council, my crazy rally costumes to anyone up to the challenge, and the Mitochondria to the PowerHouse of the Cell.

I, Daniel Wang, bequeath my chillness to Rachel Lee and Hannah Lee, my passion for football to Kevin Huang, Brandon To, Kyle Huang, Kenneth Wang, and Cassidy Sterner, and my edm playlist to Dara Jovkar. I, David Yang, bequeath the Yang legacy to Ben and better RNG to Dylan Xu. Be strong, comrade Yang. Enjoy fortune, comrade Xu.

I, Dhiraj Nallapothula, bequeath casual fridays to Eddie Fu, the Contentship to Jessica Luo and Iris Zhao, Epic manlines and Mr. Hands to Shreyas Iyer and Shiva Vemireddy, maturity to Freya Liu, infield hits and sexiness to Ryota Suzuki, big pimping to Jeff Wallis, one-handed scoops to Kohei Suzuki, Mrs. Coscia to Zack McCormac, the joys of varsity baseball to Antonio Jen, Ryan King, Uday Tripathi and Reece Breuckman, dope pick-up lines to Srijohnson, and all my love to the Epic I, Dolly Yuan, bequeath gauri, daphne, tiffany, catalina, nikkia, siriwan, catherine, emily, jennifer, yokia, raksha, kasey, katherine, destin, —the basketball team/elaine/ work-ethic/archie/carlypolisso/the moon/fangirling, car, skyroof, naps, threes/layups, abacus, fashion, heartposes/intelligence, handles, wrists/coolness, a Facebook, paparazzi, lynley, and madness, respectively. I, Drew To, bequeath to Shailja Somani our Kingdom of fab, the table outside of Leung’s room, my sucky Epicmafia skills and swaggy mind to Janice Chan, something cool to Akhil Bhandaru, my ability to take derpy pictures to Steph Wang, and my will to be lazy to Anirudh Pai.

I, Edward Hu, bequeath my inner explorer to Angela Hu, teamwork to Harim and Samvardhini, AP Bio skills to Annie, extra money to Freya, my computer science skills to Srinjoy and Andrew, a potato to Owen and my walking skills to Gary and Stanley.

I, Elaine Ma, bequeath my post moves to Tiffany, my punctuality to Daphne, my confidence and pump fakes to Siriwan, Islands/ Yogurtland to Nikkia, my ability to stay up late to Catherine, band aids to Catalina, and my driving abilities, fat fingers, air hockey/ ping pong/ pool skills to Gauri.

I, Elora Mallick, bequeath my water treading skills to my beloved Danyel, Renee, Phoebe, Ariela, Angela, and all the swim ducklings. I bequeath all things Bengali to my precious Raka and all things royal to my little prince Alec. I, Emily Chen, bequeath leadership to Alyssa Zhang, Grace Chu, and Esther Kao, my trolling in LoL to Justin Juang, pho and after-practice Tpumps runs to Leanza Martin and Nan Nan Liu, my wonderful sense of humor to Bryan Chen, and all of my love to the drumline.

I, Eric Chiu, bequeath my elegant hair to Brian Tung, love for art/helping the elderly to Shirley Sun, towering height to William Hao, study tricks to Posh Otani, superb Japanese skills to Ken Pflaum, and angelic singing in the bathroom to Sarah Lee.

I, Frank Lee, bequeath my drum skills to Michael Shieh, life problem conversations to Gauri Jain, in-class snapchats to Ali Chen, drumline to NanNan Liu, bass section to Rahul Iyer, Ankush Rayabhari, Tarab Ansari, and Tiffany Hsia, love for big instruments to Neeraj Agrawal, and awkward hi’s to Hazel Shen. I, Frina Redoloza, bequeath all of the wards, the mana, and the health to Annie, my ball-throwing arm to Ender, the In-Depth Section to Julia, my art skills to Urmila, Shefali, Julia, and Iris, and correct body proportions to Benedict.

I, George Ku, bequeath my March Madness championships to Andrew Destin, my brother Johnson and his dowry to Alison, and my bunts and thunder thighs to Ryota-san. I, Gianna Wu, bequeath SCOGI to Julia, unicorns to Elin, my “love” for the 400 to Evita and Jim, hand-holding to Andrew, ripped hearts to Angela, 6th place in SCVALS to Esther, AU dictatorship to Ethan (and Mukund), the most SHS points to Ishita, and “What the heck, no” to William.

I, Gregory Lerner, bequeath casual Fridays to Eddie Fu, baseball skills to Ryota and Kohei Suzuki, the ability to relax to Jeff Wallis, my calculator to Michael Shieh, my subtle group test-taking knowhow to Vaidehi Duraphe, a home with food to Sasha Kipnis, and Jewish family values to Alice and Evita Babin.

I, Hana Kim, bequeath Sally + heppiness + aggressiveness to Soph; pistachios + FBLA struggles to Kenny; frozen yogurt + ticket to Boston + clownz for Prashant; Mindy + buddie love to Mira; s’excuser to Geraldine/Emily/Harim; HOLH and upbeat playlists to Ken/ Kavya; luck, favoritism from parents, and a memorable 4 years to Sally Kim.

I, Harold Chu, bequeath my love of math to Johnny, bunny ears to Allie, happiness to Annie, personality to Hannah, friendliness to Sherry, tricep to Katya, food to Steph, mafia skills to Ted, and my patience to Maggie. I, Hima Rajana, bequeath Overture to Indu Pereira and our lovely assistant, love of Taylor Swift to Sophia Meng, Ken Yanagisawa, and Kavya Nambiar, and Catch Phrase to Justin Robison. Also, my lack of Español skills to Ishita Dubey. I, Ian Pearman, bequeath the drama department to Zach and Claire, being awesome to Saif, Morgan, and Mira, speaking Chinese to Beatrice and Chelsea, laziness of senior year to Astha, my love of making videos to Raaghav, the golf team to Mason and all that is ASB Tech to Ghanshyam.

I, Irena Feng, bequeath my last shreds of sanity and leadership to Danyel, Phoebe, and Enisha; after-practice outings to Renee; aggressiveness in water polo to Shefali, Anna, and Maryrose; and this year’s good luck and success to the water polo team for the seasons to come!

I, Izabella Kipnis, bequeath good luck, and more CHEESE PIZZA to the Epic staff; the orange spot on the couch to next year’s Epic seniors; my Spanish accent to Ishita Dubey for SHS; the ability to ready the 50 Shades of Gray trilogy without giggling to Freya Liu; the much desired role of Official Head Jews and good luck to Alice and Evita Babin; my athletic abilities, my chill to pull ratio, my humor, russian anecdotes, and her clothing back to Sasha Kipnis.

I, James Nishijima, bequeath my roasting prowess to Hazel Shen, the drumline to NanNan Liu, center snare chops to Michael Shieh, protection of Amy Nishijima to Rachel Cheung, fake fighting skills to Neeraj Agrawal and Bill Zhu, and humps to Eddie Fu.

I, James Wilhelmi, bequeath a single team sock and Klay Thompson’s love to Daphne Liu, a cup of very late birthday PMT to Julia Park, a Senior Prom date to Freya Liu, my place as the quiet editor to Kristen Wong, more male Simple Wardrobe models to Linda Yao, deep conversations to Stephanie Lu, splashes to the boys who ball at the Calabazas courts, patience and 800s to Claire Chiang, my “chillness” and a future without pleading ex-boyfriends’ letters to Kathleen Cui, my contenting abilities to Iris Zhao and Jessica Luo, staff manhood and Mr. Hands to Shreyas Iyer and Shivateja Vemireddy, my undying love and support to all of the Epic, and finally thebestofluck to the new ENCs. I, Jamie Wong, bequeath my out pose to Jiayi Shen, the mixed team to Morgan and Esther, my injury taping skills & luck to Cate, my stay out of trouble skills to HuHu and Gerald, my sass to Indu Pereira, and lots of cookies to Rena & Hazel.

I, Jane Lee, bequeath PBT legacy to Jeffrey Chang; Valhalla geniocracy to Soph, Cyn, Cat; Nepali kids to Bobby, Maggie; food, fun, fêtes to Hazel, Michelle, Samvardhini; lychees to Bryant; broken Christmas lights to Felicia; a thug life to Harsh; sleep to Kevin Huang; four more interviews to Jeffrey Chiu. I, Jason Wong, bequeath my struggles and problems to Marisa Chang and my fabulousness to Elizabeth Lee.

I, Jeffrey Yang, bequeath my accurate doubles serves to Baby Lin, amazing backhand to Jasper Jeng, and my general inability to play badminton to Stanley Huang, Wesley Peng, Allen Chen, and the rest of the team. I also bequeath the fork of judgment to Kristen Wong and Sana Sharfuddin, the design of the Epic to Claire Shieh, and the Horse to Stephanie Lu.

I, Jennifer Kahyun Lee, bequeath my art angst and snail memes to Gabby, my eternal gratitude for free prom photography to the best baritone Jackie, and the remains of any positive energy I have after Lynbrook to my favorite choir freshman Samhita. I, Jesse Tai, bequeath my fizz expertise and acumen to Benedict Chua and Prashant Pokhiryal, my math problems to Jonathan Hsu, the Kappa Team to Raaghav Minocha but not Ethan Chee, Calabazas Ball to William Hao, and my chores, room, and best wishes to Joseph Tai.

I, Jesse Wang, bequeath my everlasting love to my bae Rian and my daughter Daphne, 256 to Nick, being chill to Maggie, and my funny jokes and wittiness to Sally.

I, Jessica Shi, bequeath my horrible legacy in Japanese to my friends Sho Ota, Kohei Suzuki, Ryota Suzuki, Leigh Williams, and all the other underclassmen in AP Japanese this year. May you all have a better balance between studying, socializing, and sleeping than I did.

I, Jessica Zheng, bequeath Team HBV to Rena, Katherine, Michelle, Andrea, Alina, and Helen; Vertigo Art to Amanda and Katherine; official ownership of the Team A mascot to jeffjar, and shipping potential to pranau.

I, Jimmy Jiang, bequeath the clowning duties of Lynbrook Basketball to Jon Liang and Ajit Vijayakumar, my fangirling of Hozier and T-Swizzle to Doreen Zhao, my passion for FBLA to Joanne Her and Joshua Soong, my love for Sam Smith to Maggie Q Pan, and the library to Pauline Lee.

I, Jiwan Kang, bequeath my swag to the swagless, volunteerism and success to next year’s CSF officers, senioritis to Whitney Li and Owen Li, my super duper art skilz to Catalina Reyes, Kaili Gefen, and Shannon Changizi, and rotational inertia to sametbh Reynolds.

I, Joan Chen, bequeath my exercise to Michelle, animallikeness to Jane, sass to Sarah, Pablo to Whitney, eyelashes to Dorothy, Boggle to Grace, playlist to Dana, Facebook stickers to Jennifer, wide eyes to Veronica, Homie #238 to Kathy, $56 to Eileen, lipstick to Tiffany, and love for dance to Valks. I, Joanna Kuo, bequeath my kanji skills to Celine the ultimate kouhai, my vice presidentotoro life to Jimmy, and the world’s fluffiest, squishiest and pinkest alpaca that will be discovered by my future child who will visit in the year 2022 to the absoluteleigh adorable Leigh.

I, Jocelyn Cheung, bequeath my arps and field hockey bruises to Nuha, the one and only Pants, my screams and laughter to Dion, my niceness and non-sarcastic remarks to Arvin, Elyssa, and Josh, and the honor of carrying the family legacy to the rest of the Cheung clan.

I, Jonathan Chang, bequeath the football team to Kenneth Wang, Kevin Huang, and Brandon To. I also bequeath the baseball team to Eddie Fu and Ryota Chan. Keep up the casual Fridays! I, Joshua Yuan, bequeath Alexian, Andrew, Bryan, Michelle, Eileen, Kyle, William, Dylan, Reyjay, Jon, Dara, Destin, Dolly’s teammates, the 846 officers, my Frisbee fam,-- my muscles, originality, my height, $6, better stories, a successful career, 5’6, 5’6, 5’6, less girls, lane 1/7, Madness, Dolly, a PR, and more participation, respectively. I, Julia Wang, bequeath the ability to deal with the real senior to the entire girls’ swim team (especially Danyel, Renee, Ariela, and Angela) and the responsibility of all things clubs to Sophia.

I, Jun Seo Park, bequeath $48 to Jane Kuang, four to Sophia Meng lelele, a baton to Bryan Chen, a perfect nickname to Emily Min, untimely encounters to Chloe Kim, turkeys to Alvin and Long, golden gavels to Daisy Ni, String CM to Nathan Wang, and fites to Angela Liu.


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