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Issue 8 2014

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BEQUEATHALS playing skills to Wesley Cheng and EJ Batino, my math “genius” to Shivani Rangwala and Vidya Palepu, and my amazing hair to Casey Markert.

I, Austin Hsu, bequeath my computer knowledge to Eric Zeng, Yash Sinha, Aayush Dixit, and Matthew Tan, the hope and best of luck to all of future Senior Class of 2015, basketball and video game knowledge to Derek Wade Li, my love of drawing and art to Shirley Sun, peace to Jasmine Han, my graduation cap and gown to David Lin, and nothing to Aemi Song. I, Betty Kuo, bequeath my paleness to Allison Hong, my Annie to Dolly Yuan, my quick recovery of butt pains to Elaine Ma, my love for PMTs to Gauri Jain, and my sassiness to Kiki Sureshbabu. I, Bryan Malone, bequeath my left shoulder to Anshul Shah, my baseball skills to Peyton Jones, my addiction to Starbursts to Samantha Meier, my 7/11 slurpies to Pranav Vaish, my hatred for chocolate and to Divyya Munshi, and my experience with women to Gregory Lerner. I, Caitlin Lee, bequeath a pig face to Grace Lam, next Korean SM position to Jeong, a magnet for the chick magnet; Prashant, a pacifier to baby Eunoh, an invite to Kevin’s to Sunny and veggie land to Anusha. I, Caroline Lee, bequeath Jennie Bang my swaggerific ajumma accent, Yeona Lee my spicy hotness, Sarah Kim my love for food, Daniel Wang my magic of creating beautiful asking posters, Yubin Ko myself, Julie Kim a not-so-broken cello, and Audrey Ham an unlimited supply of eggs.

I, Catherine Xu, bequeath my ability to sleep on pianos to Alice, bungee-drop skills to Allison, supplies for zombie apocalypses to Eric, napping/snacking in class skills to Jin, Brain Bee fun to Rachit, and Youtube videos, hipster movies, squishy cheeks, cat food, “tube”-like figure, and infinite love to Nancy. I, Cheryl Chang, bequeath Soonho a handball, Anu my Yogurtland trips, Angela my sunblock-applying and boy skills, Renee my valley girl accent, Julia and Elora my lane space, the CCS girls my game face, and the girl’s swim team my intimidation and ability to put up with Kendrick Lamar. I, Chloe Lau, bequeath my morning driving habits to Megan Lau, my love for McDonald’s to the guard, my boy band spasms to Christina Liu, and my lazy physics work ethic to Quyen Bui.

I, Chris Hong, bequeath my laziness and pursuit of higher meaning to my brothers Ben Liang and Wilheimer, my love of music to Jesse, Kevin, Ryan, and Vincent, my spirit of fun to Aditya and Dhruv, and my compassion, sarcasm, and strength to Claire, Sabrina, Josh Yuan, Kevin Lin, Shan-

non, and Megan.

I, Christine Lee, bequeath my Gentleman’s Dignity legacy to Jennie Bang, Spiffy Tiffy’s to Jamiee Shim, fireworks to Eric Chiu, and nicknames to Greg and Daniel.

I, Christine Wang, bequeath my LSD family to my successor Adish, my kitty-spirit to Janice and Shailja, my swagalicious music to my favorite indian Tanvi (and her goat). I bequeath infinite car-rides to Jaimee, my high notes to Matt, my sculpted muscles to Ben, and my lameness (not) to Winston.

I, Christine Zhu, bequeath my helium voice to Sun, the power to focus for extended periods of time to Chelsea, speedy replying skills to Katherine, the hulk physique to Nicole, the hops to beat her headache to Jennifer, and a shark aquarium to Wesley. I, Clark Ma , bequeath my fashion sense to Alan Wang, physics struggles to Sabrina Jen, good looks to Maxim Baban and Kenneth Vaz, laziness to Kevin Chu, Brandon Chou, Patrick Shih, and Brandon Ko, matchmaking abilities to Jessie Chen, and Rinnegan to Daniel Vahabi and Yubin Ko. I, Connor Wen, bequeath the struggles with Peter to Aaron Huang, Ali Khan, and Numair Baseer, my hatred of basic-ness to Ali, unrealistic Disney dreams to Michelle Su, Canada hat bargaining skills to Kassi, straightness to Kevin Chu, and Lynbrook’s breaking scene to Albert Lin. I, Crystal Guo, bequeath the greatest MD ever to Alan Wang, all of the bigs to Brandon Chou, and the extent of my knowledge in physics to Gauri Jain and Leroy Zhang.

I, Daniel Park, bequeath the legacy of teamS to Yoshinori, Eunoh, Tao, Matt, Albert, respect for women to Natasha, swag to Anand, humility to Wingus, Korean pride to the Lee sisters, masterdebating to Dhruv, camels to Tony, and Park family values to Julia.

I, Darren Yang, bequeath my tenor saxophone to Arshdeep Vittal, Korean ability not to Sean Chen, resistance to cold to the alto section, and my love for Jung Eunji to Jameson Zhang. I, Darya Charkashyna, bequeath AP Literature late nights to future seniors taking it; my Halloween stories to Vertigo; GSA to Guneet, Phoebe, Sneha, and Catherine; my amazing tan to my swimming hommies: Divya, Prachi, Maryrose, Anna, Irena, Zoe, Anh; and my morning voice crying “GO AWAY” to my bestie, Katya.

I, Davis Catolico, bequeath all of my stupids and cutes to Gianna Wu, a lifetime full of The Thing to Claire Yuan, my fighting powers to Somya Kharezy, EC to Julia Catolico, ice cream to my jumpers, and a big coconut to Andy Shen. Open wide!

I, Deeksha Kohli, bequeath the three golden rules to Shivani Kavaluru, my love of mock trial to Sanjna Arvind and Shruti Thatikunta, listening skills to Pheobe Winters, my doctor cross to Han Chong, my advice to Daniel Vahabi, and my stories/ adventures to June Hong.

I, Divya Saha, bequeath a VIP seat in my heart to my love Hana Kim, an ultimate dictatorship to “Juliamit Pasuwang”, many “scoop yous” to Sophia Meng, eternal love to Prashant Pokhriyal and Will Shan, a fabulous sophomore year to Mira Thekdi and “shots fired” to my Mock Trial babies! I, Don Kim, bequeath my stable to Kevin Chu, my forbidden high fives and lucky cheers for serves to Numair Baseer, my toolkit to Ali Khan, B2B to Aaron Huang, my Os and angry rap lip syncs to Joelle Shieh, and my love and support to Ajit and Dorothy. I, Edward Ding, bequeath my Michelin stars, a cup to suppress a certain bulge, and chicken to Cheffrey, some legs for Janice, sassiness to Crystal and Dorothy, mad badminton skills to A. Wang, mustache growth hormones to Stanley.

I, Eloy Fernandez, bequeath a rake to the jumpers, Mr. Saint John to Dhruv Walia, CAH to Gianna Wu, better decision making to Sonia Raghuram, bigger biceps and a ladder to Sabrina Fan, and a great birthday, a later bedtime, and lots of shiny things to Kimberly Zee.

I, Elsie Wang, bequeath Angie and my wardrobe to Christine and Sharon, my physics ratchetness and matching abilities to June, Great America ladder climbing skills to Vania, and my unconditional love to all the Valks <3 “I, Emily Liu, bequeath to Jessica Shi the H(W)G of her dreams. To my Vertigo babies: Marian Park, more time in the day; Jeffrey Yang, CSSSA writing exercises; Vidya Palepu, infinite jokes; and, for everyone, a wealth of inspiration! To Jennifer He and Joyce Wang, a spot at ICDC 2015. To the FHS salon crew, bonne chance! And to Will Shan, Kafka on the Shore and a puppy to convert you to a dog person. I, Emily Su, bequeath my shortness and swoleness to Katie, Allison, and Brian and the marching band, fruity creativity to Marian, Jeffrey, Vidya and the Vertigo officers, Nike walks to Chunxin, passion fruit tea to Soonho, unconventionalism and spirit to Will Shan, and my room and extroversion to Eric Su.

I, Eric Chung, bequeath my love to John Um and Sunny, the ability to “clean up” to Tao, my tennis skills to Matthew, my Monopoly Deal skills to Eunoh, my COD skills to Warren, my soccer skills to Albert, my thickness to Chai, my classiness to Joelle, Yoshitaka to Kimberly, and all my sleepovers to

Yoshinori.

I, Eric Day, bequeath my gains to June.

I, Eric Wu, bequeath the ability to speak without stuttering to Calvin, my impeccable beatboxing and fantastic driving skills to Anderson, the golden rules to Shivani, my aversion to speech and debate to Aditya, my Japanese prowess to Nishijima, and, of course, my humblest respects to Kurita-sama/Dai-chan.

I, Eric Yeh, bequeath my joy of drinking transparent water and sleeping disciplinarily to Brent Yi, a kind 10,000 millimeter ride to Megan Lau, a forgiving mitersaw to Owen Li, and another desirous year to everyone else.

I, Eshaan Gandhi, bequeath my technical prowess to Ian Pearman, AMP’s N4 to Brandon Piercy to use as much as he wants, my kindness to Astha Goel, and my passion for making music to Raaghav Minocha. I, Eugenie Zhu, bequeath my pathetic motivation to go to the gym to Annie Zhu, my beautiful snapchat skills to Jin Heo, and a magnifying glass to understand ants to Quyen Bui, Chloe Lau, and Kathy Jang. #sines4ever I, Eva Lomazov, bequeath my crazy robotics stories to Amrita, my love for dance to Ayesha, and my obsession with making friends with all my teachers to Nikita. I, Felicia Wang, bequeath my kpop/ kdrama craze to Diana Kang, my cuteness to Agnes Tang and food to Kenneth Wang.

I, Gaby Chan, bequeath my Interact babies the club that embodies the most spirit and love for service. To Calvin, all my words about happiness and life. To Jimmy, my non-awkwardness! To the new PR commission, my graphic skills + creativity. To my sister, the discovery of true friends. I, George Lu, bequeath my clownishness to Ben and Victor, my nice lungs to Jenny, my productive tutorials to Rachel, my dual-sword technique to Joseph, my muchneeded basketball skills to Roger, and my utmost respect for all men and women to my apprentice Jimmy. I, Gitanjali Annam, bequeath my love for movies to Gayathri, and my hatred of friendship drama to Anu. I, Grace Ma, bequeath my spontaneous art inspiration to friend and comrade Katherine Cheng, and my loving bear hugs to my best bro Luke Ge.

I, Guneet Kaur, bequeath my gossip skills, starbucks/taco bell runs, boy problems, ranting potential, and fobbiness to Neha Sharma and my never ending love for Red Cross to Anjana, Rani, and Grace. I, Harshita Narang, bequeath my stick-


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