WHAT ACADEMIC BUILDING ARE YOU?

By Sammy Smock ‘23

Have you ever wanted to know which academic building has the same personality and lifestyle as you do? Now is your chance to find out! (And if none of these quite fit, maybe you’ll be remodeled Root!)

Benedict loves to read fantasy and science fiction falls asleep on the couch every night never wears socks

Burke Library can only study well when with a group of friends carries around a gallon-sized water bottle has a twelve-step shower routine

CJ still uses the overhead lighting in dorm rooms skateboards around campus writes in cursive

Couper is quiet and shy believes in ghosts has never been on a plane

KJ loves being the center of attention has a pet fish good at telling stories

KTSA wears glasses loves the veggie trays parents used to bring to pool parties windowsill is full of succulents

List favorite colors are yellow and orange eats pizza with a fork and knife owns at least three pairs of corduroy pants

Molly Root loves to take baths or have spa days favorite color is purple drives a Prius

Philosophy House favorite drink is sprite never wears shorts exclusively listen to audio books instead of reading physical copies

Science Center favorite food is sandwiches wears Crocs with socks in the snow got an A in high school PE wishes they could have a pet lizard

Watering hole

Tubing, towels, tanning, oh my! Enjoy this summer spot with friends on a nice warm day. Get your toes wet in the refreshing water or just enjoy lying down in the sun without being away from campus. Enjoy the wildlife and refreshing air, maybe bring a picnic to enjoy as well!

Green lake

A little bit of a trip but it’s so worth it, where else can you see water the same color as the Caribbean in upstate New York? There’s a nice flat walking trail if you’re looking for a beautiful walk, and also a beach area perfect for a dip or to play spike ball with friends. Biology goes crazy here if you’re into that, the lake is studied by a few Hamilton College professors, but that’s not what summer is for and can certainly be forgotten about with the incredible views. Another huge pro of the location is, while you have driven all the way up to Syracuse, you’re now only eight minutes away from Trader Joe’s and can pick up some of the best snacks this world has to offer.

Bonomos

Right down the hill and a few turns away, a golden treasure of the community awaits. The best ice cream place in town! Be sure to follow their social media to find out which soft serve flavor they’ll be serving that day.

They have the best soft serve ever! Enjoy the weather sitting at their outdoor tables to relish your cold, refreshing, and delicious treat.

7 Hamlets

This is a great spot to spend a warm spring or summer afternoon! Outdoor seating with an indoor barn that serves beer and cider to those 21+. Sometimes they have fun live music and delicious food trucks to enjoy. You can also see some of the cutest dogs the area has to offer. Also, it is right next to mini golf, feel free to get a quick 18 holes in while you are in the area!

Farmers market: June 1- October 5

This one is for those staying on campus over the summer, but if it doesn’t apply to you, make sure to check it out next fall! Meet and support some of the members of the Clinton community and score some great finds and treats along the way. Most of the booths in the past have been cash only so make sure to bring some if you’re interested!

Glen walk

This is pretty basic but one of Hamilton’s great and most beautiful features, especially this time of year. Go with your friends and maybe bring a picnic or take a solitary trip and clear your mind/connect with nature! You really never know what you are going to find in those trails.