Issue #1 - Bones

The curators will chastise us for disturbing the bones but they can’t afford to sponsor digs and would have let the river carry away the remains. Why do you always ride in the back seat?

Afraid I’ll touch you while driving and veer off the road in shock?

This year maybe we’ll attend the conference on Law Versus Art and bring the exploded skeleton to prove our thesis. Meanwhile you hug your own skeleton to yourself, padding it with flesh enough to keep curiosity from overwhelming our friendship.