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gone. It’s wise to buy another, Cafes are increasingly becoming aware of people who come in and only buy one drink and then use their free Wi-Fi all day (based on experiences) it’s better to order something else to keep up appearances. If this is the case perhaps it’s time you had some food also, you must be feeling hungry by now, if you’ve followed this article step by step since you woke up then you haven’t eaten. Does the cafe you’re in serve food? If not perhaps your choice of location is wrong. Spend some time agonizing over the menu, food will help energise your brain and make you even more productive. It’s vital you pick something that will enable this to happen, I usually ask everyone for their recommendations and then ignore them and choose the chips.

Y ou’ll probably find your drink is almost gone. It’s wise to buy another

Engage with the staff in some ‘light’ banter, if you come here and do this often you may get undeserved discount. Request for your new show playlist to be played over their sound system, it’s not a problem if they decline; failure is all part of the process. You’ve only got a limited amount of time before the food is served, it’s unrealistic to think you’re going to get anything productive done in this time frame, as such, accept it and use that time to engage with the latest news. You might be fairly liberal and already have The Guardian app on your Smartphone, perhaps lies are more your bag though, cafe’s usually stock newspapers so why not pick up a copy of The Sun, get a highlighter and go through and underline every lie and brainwa—oh the chips have arrived!

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