Volume 9, Issue 4

Volume 9, Issue 4 | Oct 29-Nov 4, 2014

UCSB’s Weekly Student-Run Newspaper

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See some of the best photos from the Hello Word! Concert last week at Anisq’oyo’ Park.

UCSB’s Script-to-Screen series prepares to host the Stephen Hawking biopic, “The Theory of Everything.”

Find out if the new Apple Pay technologywill really change the way we handle transactions.

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Student Housing Crisis Hits IV

Photo by Tiffany Wu | The Bottom Line The San Joaquin Apartments currently under construction on Storke Road.

Lizeth Pompa As fall quarter began, students learned that finding housing in Isla Vista would be harder than they thought possible.

While freshman were being accommodated and placed in dorms, international students from programs such as International Study Programs, as well as continuing students, stressed over housing during the month of September and even at the start of the quarter. Many were left homeless and found themselves in search of a place to live for the year. The Community Housing Office was flooded with students looking for housing as many as 300 students were homeless during late September.

As of Friday, Oct. 17 there were only 20 students in need of housing. International students faced the

most struggle, as many travel to this country during September because of the nature of their visas.

“I started school without a place to live, and then I spent those two weeks looking everyday,” said Roger Diao, a third-year global studies major and international student. Instead of being able to simply focus on school, Diao spent most of his time trying to find a place to live.

“I came close to saying, you know what, I can’t do this, I’m not gonna spend another week in this balcony, I’m gonna fly back to Hong Kong,” Diao said.

Isla Vista faced the tightest housing market in years during the month of September, according to Santa Barbara analysts.

A five percent vacancy rate is considered healthy for a community. Usually, the Isla Vista housing market has about an eight percent

vacancy rate. The Santa Barbara housing market availability reached a new low in September, with an availability of under one percent, according to Santa Barbara analysts.

Although more students are attending University of California, Santa Barbara, the percentage of admitted students has remained the same. The increase in students at the university is due to the fact that more admitted students are registering to attend this institution.

Despite the apparent increase of students attending UCSB, the tight housing market is due to several factors.

“It’s a combination of city college, [and] Westmont [College] coming back,” said Community Housing Office Manager Roane Akchurin.

“There’s also a lot of building going on in the community.”

The construction going on in

the community resulted in the need for contractors to find housing.

“What ends up happening is that contractors…end up coming from out of the area [and] end up taking a lot of the housing market, and rentals,” said Akchurin.

“Unfortunately, a lot of continuing students waited [until] the last minute to find housing,” said Akchurin. Due to the state of the housing market, many continuing students were unable to find housing right away.

Fourth-year chemistry major Ayeyi Aboagye started looking for housing two months before the quarter, and said she found it extremely difficult.

“I’ve been looking since August and it’s just been a nightmare,” Aboagye said. As the quarter came to a start she was still without a place to live. “I’ve just been couch surf-

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ing with friends,” said Aboagye. “I never expected to be homeless my senior year of college.” As of the middle of the third week of classes, she was able to find housing.

In order to avoid future housing shortages, two new university apartment complexes are being constructed. The construction for the housing projects is expected to be completed within the next two years and will help alleviate the high demand for housing in IV. Projects such as the Sierra Madre Apartments and San Joaquin Apartments are expected to house over 1,000 students all together. The Sierra Madre Apartments, on Storke Road, are well underway and expected to be completed and ready to lease by Fall 2015, while San Joaquin is said to be ready by Fall 2016, according to the UCSB Housing and Residential Services.

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Voters Prepare Decisions for Ballot Special Election Nears, Executive Initiatives in Midterm Elections Office Staffs Fear Job Loss Gilberto Flores NATIONAL BEAT REPORTER With the Nov. 4 midterm elections less than a week away, voters across the country are gearing up to vote on several important state and local ballot initiatives. Voters will be deciding on major issues such as marijuana legalization, minimum wage increases, and background checks for gun purchases. California voters will be deciding on similar issues.

Gun Background Checks Washington has two competing gun background check initiatives on the ballot. Initiative 594 would require background checks for every gun purchase in the state. It would also make it illegal to temporarily give a gun to someone else, except in cases where someone is in immediate danger, is hunting, or is on a shooting range. Alternatively, Initiative 591 would keep the state from confiscating a person’s firearms without due process and would also keep the government from establishing background checks without a uniform federal standard.

Both laws cannot exist at the same time. Polls from early October show slightly larger support for background checks, but support for both sides has steadily dropped since, leaving enough undecided voters to leave the fate of the dueling initiatives up in the air.

Washington voters will be deciding on these initiatives in the aftermath of a deadly school

shooting on Friday, Oct. 24, where a 15-yearold high school student killed a female classmate and wounded four others in a school cafeteria, before killing himself. The shooter was a student at Marysville-Pilchuck High School north of Seattle, where the shooting took place.

Chicago has an advisory referendum on the ballot on whether to require background checks for gun sales and ban the sale of assault weapons. Meanwhile, Alabama voters will be deciding on Amendment 3, which would amend the state constitution to explicitly “provide that every citizen has a fundamental right to bear arms and that any restriction on this right would be subject to strict scrutiny,” and that no international law or treaty interferes with this right.

Marijuana Legalization and Drug Possession Charges California voters will be voting on changing certain non-serious and nonviolent offenses from felonies to misdemeanors. The initiative, Proposition 47, would apply to drug possession in addition to other minor offenses like petty theft, writing or forging bad checks, and receiving stolen property. The law would not apply to offenders who have committed previous serious or violent crimes, including sex offenders.

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Bailee Abell AS BEAT REPORTER Former Student Advocate General Bailey Loverin spoke about a bill to update Associated Students Legal Code Article VII Sections 3, 8-10 at the Oct. 22 meeting of the AS Senate at the University of California, Santa Barbara.

The bill proposes that appointed staff members in executive offices should be protected from removal without cause as determined by Senate and passed by a vote of fifty percent plus one.

“This new rule applies only for the first 20 weeks of an executive’s term so as to prevent the arbitrary removal of staff but not impede upon the efficiency of the office,” said Loverin during Public Forum. “Replacing an entire executive office three months into the school year and shortening the term to six months is highly detrimental and, to be blunt, completely foolish. We also should not ignore the rights of appointees who have upheld their commitments and who went through a highly selective application process to get the position that they did.”

Several staff members from the Office of the Student Advocate were also in attendance at Public Forum.

“The office has already been behind on its duties, and [the current] OSA staff has already been trained and fully-functioning,” said OSA Casework Chief of Staff Saiba Singh. “Our staff has been working overtime and doing things

that are not in our job description in order to uphold the duties that our office is proud of… we would feel that if our jobs are arbitrarily dismissed it would be unfair and unwise.”

Off-campus senator Erika Martinez read a statement by Mathew Burciaga, county director for the Office of the External Vice President of Local Affairs, regarding his opinion of the bill and the security of the staff positions in the office of the EVPLA. “Our dedication to the office, especially in the absence of our executive, displays that we are willing to do the work regardless of the circumstances,” said Burciaga. “We simply ask that senate allow us to continue to do our jobs.

We have not been remiss in our duties, and as such, we feel that dismissing us in this fashion will be doing us, the association, and the larger student body a massive disservice.”

AS President Ali Guthy spoke in opposition to the bill during her Executive Officer report.

“From my understanding, the Executive Officer, as an elected official from the entire student body, has a responsibility and also a privilege of choosing who works for them,” said Guthy.

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2 | NEWS – MIDTERM Passage of the proposition would mean that offenders who commit these nonviolent drug crimes will receive reduced penalties and shorter jail time, providing a potential solution to the state’s overcrowded prison populations.

Current polls demonstrate strong support among voters for the proposition.

Other states will be voting on major marijuana legalization initiatives. Alaska, Oregon, and Washington D.C. will be voting on statewide marijuana legalization, while Florida voters will be deciding on whether to amend the state constitution to allow medical marijuana in the state.

Alaska’s Measure 2 would allow adults 21 and over to possess up to one ounce and maintain six marijuana plants. The measure would legalize the production and sale of marijuana, the details of which would be regulated by the Alcoholic Beverage Control Board (or if created, the Marijuana Control Board). Polls demonstrate the measure has mixed support among voters, with enough undecided voters to sway the results in either direction.

Washington D.C. will be voting on Initiative 71, which will allow adults 21 and over to possess up to

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TBL | Oct 29-Nov 4, 2014 Continued from page 1 two ounces, grow up to six plants, and give marijuana to other adults 21 and over. The initiative does not legalize, regulate, or tax marijuana sales because election law does not allow D.C. voter initiatives to have a direct impact on the local budget. Thus, the initiative would only legalize possession and personal cultivation. A Washington Post poll demonstrated support for the initiative at 63%, with 34% opposed and 3% undecided, suggesting the D.C. initiative would be the most likely to pass.

Oregon’s Measure 91 would allow adults 21 and over to possess up to eight ounces and grow up to four plants. The measure would also legalize the production and sale of marijuana, which would be regulated by the Oregon Liquor Control Commission. A recent DHM Research poll had the measure ahead with 52% supporting and 41% opposed, with 7% undecided. Aggregated polls demonstrate a close race with a yes vote at a slight advantage, undecided voters will likely be the determining factor in the final results.

Florida will not be voting to legalize the drug throughout the state, but rather will be voting to amend

the state constitution to legalize medical marijuana to treat “debilitating medical conditions” like cancer, multiple sclerosis, hepatitis C, HIV/ AIDS, ALS, Parkinson’s, or “other conditions for which a physician believes that the medical use of marijuana would likely outweigh the potential health risks for a patient.”

The amendment would give the task of regulating all aspects of medical marijuana sales, including licensing, dispensaries, and distribution, to the Florida Department of Health.

Florida is usually a very politically divided state, and constitutional amendments must receive at least a 60% vote to pass. Aggregated polls suggest a high likelihood that the amendment will pass with over 60%.

The Drug Enforcement Administration considers marijuana to be a Schedule I drug under the federal government’s scheduling system.

Created under the Controlled Substances Act, the scheduling system establishes five categories, or schedules, of controlled substances.

Schedule I drugs are the most dangerous, while Schedule V are the least dangerous. Schedule I drugs are considered “drugs with no currently accepted medical use and a high potential for abuse” and in-

clude marijuana, heroin, LSD, and ecstasy. Schedule II drugs include cocaine, methamphetamine, Adderall, and Ritalin. In 1970, Congress voted to specifically exempt tobacco and alcohol from the scheduling system. One of the reasons marijuana’s classification in the system has never been changed is because its medicinal value has never been officially established under any large scale clinical trials required by the FDA for drugs planned on entering the national market.

Minimum Wage Increases Many states, and several California cities, will be voting on increasing the minimum wage. The federal minimum wage has stood at $7.25 an hour since July 2009. States usually have their own minimum wage laws, and employers are required to comply with both state and federal laws.

Oakland will be deciding on Measure FF, which would raise the minimum wage to $12.25 an hour and would require employers to offer a minimum of five sick leave days to all employees, while larger businesses would be required to provide nine days of sick leave. The measure also

includes provisions that would allow hospitality workers to keep all of their wages and tips. San Francisco will be voting on Proposition J, an initiative that would raise the minimum wage to $12.25 on May 2015, then steadily increase each year until it reaches $15 an hour by July 2018, at which point the wage will then be based on inflation. Eureka will also be deciding on Measure R, which increases the minimum wage to $12 an hour. Small businesses with 25 or fewer employees would be exempt from this law.

California’s statewide minimum wage was increased to $9 an hour on July 2014, and is set to increase to $10 an hour on January 2016.

Alaska will be voting to increase the minimum wage to $8.75 an hour in 2015, which would then increase to $9.75 an hour in 2016. After this point, the wage would be based on inflation or one dollar above the federal minimum wage, depending on which is higher. Arkansas will be voting to increase the wage to $7.50 an hour in 2015 and $8.50 by 2017.

Nebraska and South Dakota will also be voting on similar measures.

Illinois has a statewide non-binding advisory vote to increase the minimum wage to $10 an hour.

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“I can imagine if there is any bad blood between a currently existing officer staff member and a new executive, if it hinders your work with the office, it is their right as an elected official, as elected by an inherent student body, to select who they will be working with…so to deny them that right I think is just innately against the whole principle of what an executive officer does.”

Later, Attorney General Hector Contreras ad-

dressed Senate during his report, stating that the Senate should be aware of whether they are overstepping their boundaries and limiting the power of Executive Officers to hire their own staffs, when voting on the bill.

Senate voted to send the bill to University Affairs and Constitution and Bylaws Committee. It will be reviewed and voted upon at the next meeting of the AS Senate on Wednesday, Oct. 29.

Photo by Diane Ng | Staff Photographer AS President Ali Guthy discusses the proposed bill to update AS Legal Code

Photo by Diane Ng | Staff Photographer

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OSA staff members Saiba Singh and Anais Zavala advocate the passage of the proposed bill.

Former Student Advocate General Bailey Loverin presents a bill to update Associated Student Legal Code Article VII Sections 3

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Halloween Campaigns Dissuade Out of Town Visitors and Advocate for a United Isla Vista Montana MacLachlan Isla Vista Halloween is apparently #notworthit.

A forlorn young woman dressed in costume holds a sign that reads “lost my phone, lost my friends, lost my ride.” This image is part of a recent campaign to highlight safety measures and strongly discourage out of town visitors for the upcoming holiday.

“Keep IV Safe” is predominantly a social media campaign developed

by the Office of Student Life and Office of Public Affairs. According to George Foulsham, OPA Director of News and Media Relations, the campaign intends to “promote safety and discourages visitors from outside the area from coming.”

According to the Assistant Dean of Students, Lisa Smith, the campaign sent out more than 100 letters to California colleges, universities, and high schools along the Central Coast asking them to inform their students not to travel

to Isla Vista for Halloween.

“The message is also being communicated via ads on Pandora and in local buses which cost a few thousand dollars (supported by gift funds from donors interested in promoting safety in Isla Vista),” said Foulsham in an email statement. “We will also be reaching out to regional college student publications to see if we can get additional coverage in their digital properties.”

“Keep IV Local” is another, similar campaign, that was developed

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WRITERS THIS ISSUE: Bryn Lemon, Gilberto Flores, Baillee Abell, Lizeth Pompa, Momana MacLachlan, Julian Lev, Lilian Kim, Coleman Gray, Shomik Mukherjee, Pragya Parmita, Vall Vinai,, Gwen Wu, Allec Kiloran, Maddy Kirsch,

ILLUSTRATORS THIS ISSUE: Amy Chase, Luis Bondoc, Hector Lizarraga, Madison Mead

by the Associated Students Office of the President and the External Vice President of Local Affairs.

“Both [campaign] goals are to focus on keeping outsiders out-oftown, but the AS-affiliated ‘Keep IV Local’ is more of a year-round effort that focuses on local businesses and community events,” stated ASOP Committee Development Coordinator, Louis Mariano.

According to Itxy Quintanilla, the Executive Assistant in the Office of the EVPLA, “Keep IV Lo-

cal” focuses on community cohesion.

“Instead of saying ‘don’t bring people to IV,’ we are using an approach that hopefully makes people want to support and care enough about their community to make it the actual IV that everyone knows and loves,” Quintanilla said.

The goal of “Keep IV Local” is according to Quintanilla, “to promote a community that cares about where they live in order to prevent future danger.”

CORRECTIONS In last week’s corrections, it was erroneously stated that a photo of Coachella from Issue 1’s photo story was taken by John Clow; it was actually taken by Lorenzo Basilio.

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3 | FEATURES

Artist Samuel Jacobson Installs FLOTSAM Lilian Kim

It’s another busy day at the North Campus of the University of California, Santa Barbara, as bikes flash by and students shuffle in and out of classes. Nothing seems to be still, and nothing seems to be calm. Even the ocean seems to be doing it’s own little dance, and the wind is singing it’s own song. In the midst of this hectic environment, 26-yearold Samuel Ray Jacobson works on his landscape art exhibition, FLOTSAM, in front of Elings Hall. He is quiet, composed, and relaxed.

The BABEL working group held its third biennial meeting of the Literature and Mind center at the UCSB from Oct. 16 to 18.

Among the students and scholars is MIT graduate Jacobson, who has dedicated and designed his landscape art exhibition

FLOTSAM to the UCSB campus.

Babel Working Group’s Lead Ingenitor Eileen Joy, who has been working closely with Jacobson on his FLOTSAM project, states his passion and dedication to his project.

“This project entails an incredible amount of labor,” Joy said. According to her, Jacobson has been on campus for over two weeks working on FLOTSAM. Jacobson will be utilizing limestone found in chalk dust in order to construct a ten-inch linear zone that connects Goleta Beach to Coal Oil Point; respectively, the eastern-most part of UCSB property to the western-most part.

The art piece will be broken down into fragments tying all parts of UC property, including the main campus, IV, the Pacific Ocean, and the Coal Oil Point nature reserve.

FLOTSAM is an extension of Roland Barthes’ “How to Live

Together,” a book discerning the concept of community. Jacobson was inspired to expand those themes through FLOTSAM. In his efforts to avoid each individual’s personal perception of his piece, he is reluctant in defining an exact conception of what FLOTSAM is, but he says, “compare it to the architecture of a room–it’s closed. It has a kind of form that’s really sort of been composed by a singular authorial will that is realized through a hierarchical organization like capital. And, it pretty rigidly and simplistically forces you to conform to its dictates for your behavior and thought. It ultimately is a frame.”

Jacobson’s landscape requires him to brush limestone powder over various ground surfaces around campus. However, many obstructions complicate this procedure as natural causes, such

as wind, misplace his work or people unknowingly step on his artwork. Amidst these factors, Jacobson pushes aside these complications and progresses his landscape art at a steady pace.

“The other thing that’s kinda cool here is that they [students, faculty, staff ] understand what I’m doing at a level that is really delightful and also incidental and fleeting. So they get that I’m doing something,” said Jacobson.

He also mentioned he wanted to

thank Michael Cook for making his art arrangement possible.

While the limestone powder that composes Jacobson’s landscape architecture will eventually disperse by natural causes, Jacobson hopes that the very act will directly reflect flotsam, the loose particles of a shipwreck. FLOTSAM, to Jacobson is the epitome of a community: dispersed particles floating away from what was a common whole.

Photo by Julissa Chacon | Staff Photographer Samuel Jacobson has spent the last two weeks working on FLOTSAM.

Photo by Julissa Chacon | Staff Photographer Architect Samuel Jacobson lays out his chalk path outside Elings Hall.

IV Theater Updates Its Movie Magic with Digital Projector Julian Levy STAFF WRITER Isla Vista Theater, home of Magic Lantern Films and Kinotek, has recently dropped their film projector for a digital one, drawing back the curtain on traditional 35mm prints.

Magic Lantern Films has been screening movies for more than 11 years, and its Friday night showings are a mainstay for IV moviegoers. The organization’s moniker comes from IV Theater’s original name in the 1970s: Magic Lantern Theater. The Director of Magic Lantern Films, D.J. Palladino, commented that the old theater was a popular destination in IV and “really a scene.”

The magic of both institutions has since been revived, and with the introduction of a new digital projector, IV Theater has once again been updated for a modern audience.

The recent showings of Rise of the Planet of the Apes and Guardians of the Galaxy are expected to show off the theater’s new technological upgrade.

The debate between digital vs. film projection is a hot one. Director Quentin Tarantino (Pulp Fiction, Django Unchained) blasted the technology at the Cannes Film Festival, claiming it to be the demise of traditional movie making, but others hold digital cinema projection as a necessary update in the modern theater experience. Palladino said, “There’s not a house in Santa Barbara showing 35mm. It’s gone.”

The phasing out of film is almost worldwide, with major movie studios backing the digital cinema package, or DCP, format over 35mm. A movie in DCP format is contained on a portable hard drive or USB stick

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and paired with a special pass code that allows the projectionist to play the film. In comparison to film prints, this format is drastically less expensive for both studios and theaters.

In addition to reduced costs, the reliability of digital cinema projection is one its most notable features. While a 35mm print of a movie is susceptible to defects and wear and tear, digital is as just as reliable on its 1000th viewing as its first.

“35mm is beautiful [but] DCP never scratches. It never breaks down,” said Palladino. “If the projectionist screws up… [the movie] just shuts off, it doesn’t get ruined.”

For Palladino, “the crucial experience was Children of Men. We wanted to show it [in 35mm] so bad.” Unfortunately, there were difficulties with the film print that resulted in malfunctioning audio. The problem was only resolved after an assistant at the theater brought in a DVD copy of the movie. Palladino noted that he “didn’t even notice” the switch in formats. After a similar experience with the James Bond f lick Skyfall, Palladino said, “That’s it, we’re going digital.”

The update to digital projection didn’t occur without some sentimentality for the century old film format. The change came with a sense of loss. “[Magic Lantern Films] took a certain pride in showing [35mm] film [but] we had to jump through hoops,” said Palladino. “It was a big hassle.”

Jacob Houchen, a fourth-year film and media studies major, said, “Although I love the feel, look, and sound of older projection styles, all studios have essentially switched to digital only productions, so it’s what the future holds regardless if we want it or not.”

The magic of both institutions has since been revived, and with the introduction of a new digital projector, IV Theater has once again been updated for a modern audience.

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HELLO WORLD! Photo by Tiffany Wu | The Bottom Line IV residents dance along to mexico68’s jam at the Hello World! Concert in Anisq’oyo’ Park..

After the sun set, Anisq’oyo’ Park was lit with ambient lights and emitted colorful music. Part of UCSB’s MultiCultural Center’s “Isla Vista Matters” and KCSB-FM 91.9’s “It’s not Just in Your Head” series, “Hello World! Free Isla Vista Concert” delivered smashing sounds to the local community on Saturday, Oct. 25. With performances by KCSB DJs, the event featured eclectic acts by mexico68 (m68)Afrobeat Orchestra, Chicano Batman, and Los Macuanos.

Photo by Tiffany Wu | The Bottom Line

Photo by Leah Armer | The Bottom Line Bardo Martinez of Chicano Batman

Photo by Tiffany Wu | The Bottom Line KCSB-FM 91.9

Photo by Tiffany Wu | The Bottom Line Ravi Carman plays the Baritone Sax.

Photo by Leah Armer | The Bottom Line

5 | ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT

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Simpsons World: Maybe Not The ‘Worst. App. Ever.’

Coleman Gray ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT EDITOR I wish I could tell you that the new Simpsons website and app, Simpsons World, will change the way the experience you the brilliant show.

I wish I could tell you that the website interface is intuitive, that the app works consistently, and that the episodes play smoothly and do not need to stop to buffer multiple times during a 21-minute episode. I wish I could tell you that.

Unfortunately, for any supremely devoted Simpsons fan like myself, Simpsons World is a mixed-bag.

Originally labeled the “app for everything Simpsons,” Simpsons World delivers on its main promise of having every Simpsons episode available for streaming, but nearly every other aspect is a bit of a disappointment.

When first signing on to the website, you are prompted to sign into your cable account, as the content is only available for those whose cable subscriptions include the Foxoffshoot, FXX. Despite my parents’ cable subscription that includes said channel, Verizon FiOS was not one of the listed providers. But, I’ve since moved on (I used my roommates’ parents’ account… don’t tell Rupert Mur-

doch), and once you’ve logged on, you are confronted with a full-screened episode already playing. That’s all well and good, but the real issue is that once there, it is difficult to get to your desired episode destination.

The splash page contains more ads for the show, unnecessary and vicariously Simpsons-related content such as Rolling Stone articles on the show, and featured clips that could have easily been found on YouTube, instead of actual ready-to-stream full episodes.

Once you realize that the pink donut in the top left corner of your window serves as a pseudo-portkey for the actual content, the website is manageable, but still weighted down with extra features, destinations, and content that is getting in the way of “every Simpsons ever.” I mean, for a show like The Simpsons (with 552 episodes of incredibly wide-ranging quality), to feature a dedicated “Random” button is extremely ill-advised. Fans of the show know what they want, whether that be a specific episode from fifteen years ago, or the one from last night, and I cannot imagine someone logging on to simpsonsworld.com to seek out a “random” episode.

The app, on the other hand, is a different story entirely, and faces the same obstacles as the website with the

added feature of poor picture quality, and devastating lag. The process of getting to an episode is the same, but without the control of a mouse, and the extra space that comes with AdBlock. And it is these ads that I believe are the real problems of the app. Like all advertisements on video-playing apps and websites, the ad loads faster, and plays smoother than the content you wish to see. On the Simpsons World app (accessible through the FXNow app), each fulllength episode features three long– and loud–commercial breaks that cannot be blocked with a Chrome extension. Multiple times during my viewing, I was bombarded with advertisements that interrupt the middle of a scene, and even ones that play in the background. It is pretty disconcerting to watch Bart and Lisa prep Krusty the Clown for his bar mitzvah while a Jack Links Beef Jerky ad plays over their dialogue and drowns out the touching, torah-fueled reunion of rabbi father and his clown son.

But despite being as initially disappointed as the curator of the Springfield Historical Society was when he found out town-founder Jebidiah Springfield was none other than notorious pirate Hans Sprungfeld, Simpsons World has grown on me. I

Illustration by Amy Chase know enough to no longer attempt to use the app on my phone and tablet, and instead only interact with Simpsons World through its dedicated website.

The cast and crew interviews, and extra features called “Rarities” (for some reason) are fun, and are definitely worth checking out. But, most importantly, the promise of offering “every Simpsons ever” is completely cromulent, as literally every Simpsons episode is available to watch at any time. This means that we no longer have to contend with Projectfreetv being down, and no more praying

for the sketchy Russian Smotri player to actually work so we can watch 21 minutes of our favorite TV family. While there are some issues with Simpsons World that will hopefully be resolved soon, ultimately, it is a step up for watching The Simpsons online, even though all of the early episodes are sacrilegiously not shown in their original, 4:3 aspect ratio, and are instead squished and pan-andscanned to fit the now standard 16:9.

However, even a Simpsons purist can deal with that, and all of these other issues, as the advantages outweigh the drawbacks, if only slightly.

inspiration, Griffin went on to state “we’ve got all of these people around us who have lived these lives and they have all of this information and they get old and they become fairly insignificant.” Her latest album attempts to serve as a representation of all of these lost stories, and as an elegy of sorts for not just her late father, but a generation that is not as revered as they should be.

There is a song for everyone on this album, with songs of romance,

joy, and sorrow sharing a common thread of deep love for the material.

To name some highlights, “Irish Boy” is an incredibly moving song that Griffin claims was her best attempt at getting in touch with her father’s past. “Wild Old Dog” stands out on the album as a moving commentary about the religious indifference that is growing in America. “Get Ready Marie” is a playful and lighthearted track that breaks up the deeper, more solemn songs on the album, and is based on her grandparent’s dating history. And finally, “Gonna Miss You When You’re Gone” is a beautiful and moving way to wrap up the album.

This final song is relatable to nearly everyone, as it exemplifies the feelings of those going through relationship troubles and the loss of a loved one as Griffin was. It is a sweet goodbye to her father and also to her audience as the closing track. Especially admirable is the strength in this song and the fact that even though it deals with a tragic subject, it ends on an uplifting promise that she will one day reunite with her father. This, in a nutshell, is Patty Griffin; she is emotional, spiritual, and entirely dedicated to her craft.

Featuring songs from this album, as well as others that have similar depth, beauty, and ability, Patty Griffin’s appearance at Campbell Hall on Nov. 2 will surely be a night full of amazing music and insight from one of folk music’s greatest performers.

Patty Griffin Heads to Campbell Hall With Her Songs of Healing Bryn Lemon

As part of the University of California, Santa Barbara’s Arts & Lectures Series, Grammy-Award winning singer-songwriter Patty Griffin will be coming to UCSB’s very own Campbell Hall on November 2nd, accompanied by singer-songwriter John Fullbright. Griffin is a pioneer of the American folk music industry, and many of her songs have been famously covered by top artists such as the Dixie Chicks, Sweet Harmony Traveling Revue, Robert Plant, and many others. In 2007 she was named Americana Music Association’s artist of the year, and just this past year she released American Kid, her seventh album.

Griffin has always been inspired to sing and write, saying in an interview with Emily Smith, “When I was a teenager I just realized that I needed to sing and I would run home from school and go straight into my closet and sing as loud as I could into the clothes on the hangers.” Creating her music has provided Griffin with an escape since a young age, saying “lots of times before writing songs, the songs that live the longest to me, I have memories of feeling like crap before, and I write a song and something shifts inside of me and I don’t even know why but I just feel better.”

Griffin’s seventh album, American Kid, is no exception to this sentiment that music allows her a sense of

Photo Courtesy of Flickr User Charlie Llewellin release. Her youthful personal style is contrasted with her deep, soulful music, and this emotional depth manifests itself in her latest album. Griffin explains that American Kid was inspired by the gradual process of her father’s passing. Griffin spoke about the album in the aforementioned interview, stating “the songs are written for me to get ready to lose him, and to think about who he was, and to honor him.”

Right down to the art design, her

newest album feels very “all-American” and rustic, inviting listeners to travel back to the time when her father was a thriving young man. The rawness within this album is very apparent and Griffin says in her interview, “What’s so wrong about being out of tune as long as your performance is really giving it? And so I was hoping for these performances to do that and to not over think them. We tried to get whole takes as much as we could.” When asked more about her

Script-to-Screen Series Takes on ‘The Theory of Everything’ Shomik Mukherjee Making a biopic is, if nothing else, a risky endeavor; an attempt to capture the life of a notable name can result in disaster if the effort is uninspired. Thus, a well-made biographical film needs to be accurate enough to earn validity, but avoid drying itself out with exposition, because nobody wants to watch a Wikipedia article.

Audiences enter these movies expecting to see the story of an extraordinary human being that they can relate to, love, and be personally familiar with by the film’s end.

The Theory of Everything, which premieres on November 7th, is the next feature film to take on the challenge, this time telling the story of the life of renowned cosmologist Stephen Hawking. While it remains to be seen if the film has met the aforementioned expectation, students at UCSB will have an opportunity to make the determination for themselves. The Department of Film and Media Studies and Carsey-Wolf Center’s “Script-toScreen” series will be screening the film on Tuesday, Nov. 4 at 7 p.m, at Pollock Theater. The screening will be followed by a question-and-answer session with screenwriter and producer Anthony McCarten, as well as

producer Lisa Bruce.

The rich life of Stephen Hawking could warrant multiple movies, with each centered around a different aspect of his brilliant life. In The Theory of Everything, Anthony McCarten has chosen to focus on the romantic portions of Hawking’s life, particularly on his relationship with Jane Hawking. Their shared love, combined with his subsequent diagnosis with Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis (ALS) and the enormous success of his career in theoretical physics and cosmology, will undoubtedly provide enough story for a thought-provoking film. At the same time, however, the project may be a bit of a sizable undertaking for McCarten, who is relatively inexperienced in writing for the movie screen. He adapted his own novel, Death of a Superhero, for an Irish film released in 2011, but besides this project he has merely dabbled in screenwriting throughout his career. The Theory of Everything will then likely serve as a future litmus test for his credibility in the competitive world of screenwriting. As McCarten is a bit of a mystery, the Q&A session should be a fruitful opportunity for him to provide insight into his ambition, and creative process as a writer.

Producer Lisa Bruce has had a simi-

Photo Courtesy of Focus Features larly obscure career, having produced some big-budget films like 2011’s No Strings Attached, but hasn’t had many major credits. While the lack of bigbudget and popular distinction in both McCarten’s and Bruce’s portfolios should not serve as an indicator of their respective abilities, The Theory

of Everything will be that much more instrumental in influencing their reputations in the future.

The “Script-to-Screen” series at UCSB, hosted and produced by Pollock Theater director Matt Ryan, provides audiences with an opportunity to gain insight into the creative

process that most screenwriters utilize when developing a story for a feature film. Fans of Stephen Hawking and film enthusiasts alike should thus find the November 4th screening of The Theory of Everything, as well as the Q&A session that follows it, nearly as compelling as Hawking himself.

6 | ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT

TBL | Oct 22-Oct 28, 2014

G-Eazy Gets Hyphy in the Hub

Photo by Diane Ng| Staff Photographer Rapper G-Eazy performs on stage at The Hub on Friday 24th October 2014.

Julian Levy STAFF WRITER A.S. Program Board hosted a sold-out concert featuring rapper G-Eazy on Oct. 24 at The Hub, which showcased the artist’s Bay Area rap revival and the inextinguishable spirit of the hyphy movement.

G-Eazy hails from Oakland, CA, where Bay Area rap legends such as Mac Dre and Keak da Sneak first unleashed the hyphy, or “hyperactive,” music and culture movement more than 20 years ago. The phenomenon that they created has since been reinvigorated by the modernization that GEazy’s musical style represents. The concert comes four months after the release of G-Eazy’s debut studio album These Things Happen, which reached peak spots on multiple charts, including the Billboard 200.

Doors opened at The Hub at 8:30 p.m., but the line that snaked well beyond its entrance took nearly an hour to subside. Each concertgoer was frisked at the door and the notable security presence, which included both police officers and CSO’s, ultimately ensured a safe experience. Officer Tyler Oldread commented that “there’s always people that party too hard [and] we don’t want them to be a danger to themselves, to you, or anyone else.”

The show kicked off with a tremendous opening set from Bay Area rapper Jay Ant. His performance of “Circle” was a notable standout. Nate Davison, a visiting student from S.F. State, commented that “this guy [Ant] is killing it. He’s getting a really loud crowd response. He’s dope.” The dopeness factor was undeniable, and the audience never hesitated to throw up their hands or shout along to the lyrics.

The sound quality throughout the show was stellar despite the smaller size of the venue and its unconventional arrangement of pillars, booth seating, and stone walls. In terms of audio, there was no bad place to settle in and turn up. The P.A. stacks released the kind of bass that makes you hate your neighbors while leaving the vocals undisturbed, and both Jay Ant and G-Eazy took advantage of this to great effect.

Following the incredibly successful set of Jay Ant, headliner G-Eazy flew on stage with flailing limbs, performing “Downtown Love.” Every phone in the Hub lit up as the audience streamed SnapChats of the spectacle to their envious friends.

The production quality of the performance, with its impressive L.E.D. screen and swooping lights, nearly outshone G-Eazy himself, but the magnetism of his persona balanced out the rivalry.

Ultimately, the visuals of the show couldn’t

compete with the well-practiced and tight flow of G-Eazy himself, and his performance of “Let’s Get Lost” proved that. All hands were up in a uniform and pendulous sway to the melancholic yet seductive jam.

The artist’s burgeoning catalog was sifted through until the very last encore performance of “Loaded” that sealed the entirety of the experience in a semi-ironic package of booty shaking character. Sahil Bissessur, a third-year computer engineering major, commented that “it was a fantastic concert [with] great preparation in mind.”

G-Eazy’s modern mix of hyphy roots and party culture shone out to the crowd like a Bay Area beacon when he stated that “I heard this is a party school [and] they got some bad bitches.”

The emphatic response from the crowd thundered out as a shrill affirmation of the night’s fulfilled expectations.

TBL | Oct 29-Nov 4, 2014

7 | SCIENCE & TECHNOLOGY

Is Apple Pay the Future?

Pragya Parmita STAFF WRITER

With Apple Pay, Apple believes it can revolutionize mobile payments. The program was first introduced with the iPhone 6, 6 Plus, and the iWatch at Apple’s September Keynote Event, and was finally available for users on Oct. 20 with the iOS 8.1 update.

Users can now add credit and debit cards to the pre-installed Passbook app by either taking a picture of the card, or by manually typing in the card information. Apple Pay allows users to pay by simply placing a finger on the Touch ID sensor–well, at least at the (few) stores with NFC (Near-Field Communication) enabled pin pads.

CEO Tim Cook pointed to the various security flaws of credit cards when presenting Apple Pay, such as credit card theft, or simply losing the physical card. He referred to entire system of paying as antiquated.

“The whole process is based on this little piece of plastic,” Cook said, “and whether it’s a credit or debit card, we’re totally reliant on the exposed numbers and the outdated and vulnerable magnetic stripe interface.” He claimed, “Apple Pay will forever change the way all of us buy things.”

And perhaps it will. Just not anytime soon.

Apple Pay is certainly safer and more convenient than using a credit card. For someone who has suffered through the humiliation of forgetting one’s wallet at home–and only realized it at the register–Apple Pay is a most welcome addition to my phone.

Furthermore, Apple Pay has been designed to be the safest payment technique currently available. Cards scanned into Passbook are given a unique Device Account Number assigned by Apple Pay, and the DAN is stored instead of the actual card number. When a transaction is made, the DAN is paired with another one-time dynamic security code generated for the specific transaction and transmitted over NFC to verify a

payment, allowing the security code to replace a credit card’s CCV. The iPhone itself also has a special chip called the Secure Element that is dedicated to security and holds all of a user’s payment information. The data is always kept private and is not uploaded to Apple’s servers.

ment lack the personnel training for a customer to efficiently use Apple Pay; most employees are not yet used to users paying with their phones, which complicates the process.

My first–admittedly disappointing–experience with Apple Pay was at the Pardall Subway, where my cashier had to call her

Illustration by Hector Lizarraga | Staff Illustrator The only problem with Apple Pay is that it’s not being accepted at enough places. Most stores, particularly smaller privately owned stores, do not currently have pin pads equipped with NFC chips that can process payments with contact. Meanwhile, the stores that have the equip-

supervisor over to assist me with my transaction. The supervisor then had to find someone else to help him activate NFC payments on the pin pad. By the time they had the system set up, I was waiting with my credit card in hand, and a line of waiting customers behind me.

If I had to go through the same hassle every

time I used a mobile payment system, I never would. Thankfully, the problem is easily fixable with some employee training, as I realized later at Whole Foods. The cashier at Whole Foods was already familiar with Apple Pay, and the pin pad itself had an Apple Pay sticker. The payment process took less a few seconds, and I had to do nothing other than place my finger on my phone’s Touch ID. The phone vibrates when the transaction is complete. It was pretty impressive.

Currently, Passbook only accepts credit and debit cards from American Express, Bank of America, Capital One, Citi, and Well’s Fargo.

Barclaycard, Navy Federal Credit Union, PNC, USAA, and US Bank are due to add compatibility to their cards later this year.

As far as stores where Apple Pay can be used, the list is rather short. Apple’s website lists 34 chain stores–one of which is Apple itself–but the company is continuing to expand the number of Apple Pay partners.

However, expansion may hit a wall as several stores, including Rite Aid and CVS, are disabling their NFC readers to prevent compatibility with Apple Pay. These two stores are in a partnership to build their own mobile payment app called CurrentC, which is expected to launch next year. They also expect to include other retail giants such as: WalMart, Gap, Old Navy, 7-Eleven, Kohls, Lowes, Dunkin’ Donuts, Sam’s Club, Sears, Kmart, Bed, Bath & Beyond, Banana Republic, Stop & Shop, and Wendy’s.

CurrentC would allow the aforementioned stores to cut out the need for credit cards and processing fees. Unlike Apple Pay, CurrentC will not attempt to replace credit cards–rather, it will directly withdraw money from the customer’s checking account.

Naturally, banks and credit card companies aren’t too happy about the prospect, and not one will currently back CurrentC, though most have voiced support for Apple Pay. We’ll find out next year which mobile payment programs works best, and both retailers and banks will be forced to back whichever program the customers choose.

Paralyzed Man Walks Thanks To Stem Cells Vall Vinai Groundbreaking stem cell based therapy allowed a paralyzed man to take his first steps in over four years last week. The groundbreaking treatment was pioneered

by Professor Geoffrey Raisman of University College London and his team of fellow scientists.

Darek Fidyka, a 40 year-old man from Poland, was paralyzed from the chest down after a knife attack in 2010. He took his first steps, assisted with a walker, this past week.

Raisman and his team collected two types of cells from the nasal

cavity: olfactory ensheathing cells and olfactory nerve fibroblasts.

These cells can promote the regeneration of nerve fibers, and they represent the only part of the nervous system capable of doing so during adulthood. For decades, scientists have tried to simulate this regeneration process in other areas, such as the spinal cord.

“But there are two problems– crash barriers, which are scars, and a great big hole in the road,” Rasiman continued. “In order for the nerve fibres to express that ability they’ve always had to repair themselves, first the scar has to be opened up, and then you have to

provide a channel that will lead them where they need to go.”

The team injected about 500,000 nerve cells into Fidyka’s spinal cord, paving a pathway around the spinal cord injury.

They then placed four strips of nerve tissue across the gap the knife wound created in the spinal cord, creating a bridge to reconnect the nerves.

“Nerve fibres can grow back and restore function, provided we give them a bridge. I believe this is the moment when paralysis can be reversed,” Raisman told the BBC in an exclusive interview.

However, this does not mean

that paralysis has been cured.

Three other paralysis patients have also been tested, but there has been no sign of significant improvement.

“This is not a cure for spinal cord injury in humans–that could still be a long way off,” Raisman said, “But this is the most encouraging advance for some years and is a significant step on the road towards it… The much harder range of higher functions lost in spinal cord injury are yet more complicated and still a long way away.”

Raisman has been are careful not to raise false hopes for identical outcomes in the future.

However, this stem-cell therapy breakthrough proves enormous implications for the future of stem-cell based treatments.

It has been two years after the treatment, and Fidyka is now able to walk with a frame. He has even recovered bladder and urinary sensation.

“When you can’t feel almost half your body, you are helpless, but when it starts coming back it’s as if you were born again,” Fidyka said about his newfound movement. “What I have learned is that you must never give up but keep fighting, because some door will open in life.”

New Possibilities Hovering In The Future Gwen Wu

Back to the Future II was right: hoverboards will become a reality in 2015, and it’s all thanks to the Kickstarter of some dedicated developers.

The Los Gatos-based tech company Arx Pax is the company behind Hendo Hover, the hoverboard project posted on Kickstarter on Oct. 14.

Since then, Hendo Hover has already reached and surpassed its pledge goal of $250,000. The grand prizes–ten new hoverboards–have already been claimed by ten sponsors who donated $10,000 to the project.

The official Hendo hoverboard is slated for release on Oct. 21, 2015, paying homage to the day that Marty McFly from Back to the Future II arrives in the future.

Currently, the Hendo hoverboard weighs 90 pounds and can hover 300 pounds up to an inch off the ground.

Developers hope to create and publicly release a model that can lift up to 500 pounds.

“Imagine a vehicle with all the freedom of a car and all the efficiency of a high-speed train,” said Jill Henderson, co-founder of Hendo Hover.

“With our hover engines, that is now possible.”

Hoverboards are intended to be self-propelled, where the rider’s body movements control the board’s movements. Additionally, a safety switch is located on the bottom of the board, allowing the rider to entirely power down the hoverboard.

CEO and co-founder Greg Henderson invented and patented magnetic engines known as Magnetic Field Architecture (MFA) in 2012.

MFA is similar to the Maglev technology used in high-speed magnetic trains, which was implemented in certain parts of China and Japan in 2004 and 2005 respectively.

The hoverboards work by attaching circular “hover engines” to the bottom of the board, which generate a magnetic field. The resulting magnetic field repels against the floor, causing the board to lift up. However, the hoverboards are limited to

electromagnetic surfaces, despite breakthroughs in research.

“During our research, we discovered a way to transmit electromagnetic technology that is far more efficient than anything else,” said Henderson.

“This means that our patent-pending Hendo Hover Engine technology can enable platforms to hover over non-ferrous materials with payloads of virtually any size and weight.”

Developers are still working to

Illustration by Luis Bondoc | Staff Illustrator

make this a reality. However, there are issues with the prototype board movements; the boards currently drift across an electromagnetic surface and riders must push off the ground as if skateboarding. Hendo Hover is currently striving towards a self-propelling hoverboard.

Hendo Hover is also offering a compact cube known as the Whitebox Developer Kit for $299, and the Whitebox+ for $699. The developer

kit allows consumers to experiment with hover technology by using the provided hover engines to hover the Whitebox over any surface. The Whitebox+ includes the engine, and adds control capabilities to the kit with a smartphone app in development called the G-Ray. The development of hoverboards could lead to improved earthquakeproof technology. Arx Pax is a company working on making technology that can stabilize homes during natural disasters such as earthquakes and floods. If the technology can lift homes and other buildings up, then in the case of a natural disaster, death tolls and financial costs would be lowered as a result of this potential safety technology.

“I’m an architect, not a scientist,” said Henderson. “The idea came from being able to levitate buildings out of earthquakes. All of the patents I was looking at were for moving objects. So I asked, why is that? If I can levitate a train, why not a house? We want to use the Hendo hoverboard and hover engines as a way to capture attention and bring attention to an important topic. Our responsibility is to help figure out a better way to build.”

In the meantime, hoverboard technology will continue to improve.

The Hendo team is currently on their 18th prototype, and many more are to come before the hoverboard is officially released this time next year.

“It is still early days, but we are absolutely thrilled because we have proven conclusively that what was widely considered impossible is, in fact, possible,” said Henderson.

TBL | Oct 29-Nov 4, 2014

8 | OPINIONS

Community Debate Citizens and Police Must Collaborate Montana MacLachlan

It seems to be a constant debate of “who is right” versus “who is wrong.”

Too often I see students complain behind their computer screens about the supposed injustices performed by Isla Vista Foot Patrol and the University of California Police Department.

They are not shy when it comes to criticism, but I seldom hear any support. Now, I believe there are three sides of every story: one man, the other man, and the truth.

It is often challenging for IV residents to collaborate with top decision-makers because IV lacks any structure of formal government or representation. This creates a lack of

transparency between residents and authoritative bodies, fostering a cycle of unease and distrust.

Most people agree the University should take proper steps to reinvent security measures around the community. But what is the “proper” way?

I do not believe it should be a onesided method, but a collaborative, multi-pronged approach.

The University has been hiring more officers and bringing in supplemental police forces during popular weekends, but there has been less emphasis on community efforts to improve Isla Vista’s image from within. Following last Spring, many

argued that it was up to IV to unite, foster higher standards, and hold each other accountable for our actions in order to ignite a positive and passionate movement. They said it was up to us to cohesively want to change the culture of IV. While increasing the police force is necessary, it should be only one of the many measures taken to improve safety.

But has it gotten to an overwhelming point? I cannot drive from El Colegio to Del Playa without encountering at least four police cars.

Earlier this summer, my house received a hefty noise-violation ticket for 6 people hula-hooping on our

back deck on a Tuesday at 10:15pm.

However, when we had issues with a Peeping Tom who had removed window screens, left face prints and handprints on a window, and broke another window, the police initially refused to come to our house to take fingerprints. I am sure there are countless stories similar to mine.

The police force in IV needs to shift their focus from targeting petty crime, to deciphering truly threatening situations–a shift from a small gathering of Isla Vista residents having a few beers in the comfort of their home, for example, to sexual assault, vandalism, and harassment. It seems

Police Are Driving in the Wrong Direction

there is an inherent focus on trivial crimes, rather than emphasis on regulating safety.

We get heated behind the security of our devices, yet mostly fail to take action. If you want to see a change, don’t just use words. Make a difference, and find the resources.

I respect most authorities, and I acknowledge they have a job to do.

Many of them have adapted to the culture of IV, and will always joke around with you given the right opportunity.

However, it must be a collaborative effort to refine focus, increase transparency, and maintain accountability to create a better Isla Vista.

Alec Killoran STAFF WRITER

Imagine The Police playing a concert and getting shut down by Isla Vista Foot Patrol for violating a noise ordinance on a Saturday night. It would be a fitting and altogether expected ending to a fun night in Isla Vista.

Of course, college students have been complaining about the police for longer than Sting and company have been playing music, and a lot of complaints are overblown or nearsighted. In Isla Vista’s case though, the police have recently gone a little haywire.

Huge efforts are being made

to enforce noise ordinances in an attempt to shut down parties, and officers seem to spend most of their days detaining legal and illegal carriers of alcohol. There is a place for these laws, and their enforcement is not inherently wrong, but since the events of the 2013-2014 academic year the police have stepped up their involvement significantly.

The problem is that the police have been focusing on the wrong things, and harmless offenses are being punished more often than harmful ones. If the police’s goal is to curtail underage drinking, stop

drunk mobs from forming, or to simply protect students from risky behavior, then they are going about it wrong. Small house parties are not nearly as dangerous as large and uncontrolled events, but they are being treated with equal attention.

What makes this unacceptable is that the police have access to all the information they need to find the most dangerous parties. They have access to the daily keg lists, and while not all keg parties are hugely out of hand, most out of hand parties have kegs. Parties with huge amounts of alcohol are likely to at-

tract most people, and parties with uncontrolled sources like kegs are most likely to attract freshmen and out of town guests that have nowhere else to party. It is places like these that drunk mobs congregate, where vulnerable and drunk freshmen find themselves in compromising situations, and where the police need to shift their focus. As a rule, the most destructive behavior usually happens when partiers lack respect for the homes of strangers.

With all this in mind, it is important to note that the police are not as in tune with Isla Vista’s cul-

ture as we would like them to be.

There is no governing body or community voice in place that can really give them direction. The police have become activist because they have had to do so—Isla Vista really is a lawless place without their presence, so a lot of responsibility falls on their shoulders. Still, they ought to do a better job of identifying the source of Isla Vista’s problems.

As long as they fail to address the source of Isla Vista’s cultural problems, responsible fun will be ruined for the rest of us.

Supposed Police Failings Are Made a Scapegoat for Student Actions Bryn Lemon

Due to the events of last year, the University of California, Santa Barbara has been under the heavy scrutiny of a microscope that gives the entire world the opportunity to view and criticize the actions of our school and city. Unfortunately, much of that criticism has been directed towards the Isla Vista police force–criticism that is largely unjustified and narrow-minded.

The mission statement of Isla Vista Foot Patrol states that they intend “to provide safety and enforcement for the community of Isla Vista.” Students who bring their troubles upon themselves through reckless, illegal drinking practices

are looking for a scapegoat for their own negligence and irresponsibility.

They frequently lay blame on figures of authority such as dorm RAs or police for enforcing the policies that students are well aware they are breaking or for pursuing policies that they feel pale in comparison to others. These students fail to recognize the good that comes out of these necessary rules–even the minor ones.

Halloween policies, among others, have sparked debate. The community has funded the staffing of 100 officers trained to ensure that they are capable of responding during an event that carries the risk of great danger to our community.

Many students are upset by the no-visitors policy and the different parking restrictions that accompany this, saying that these cause great inconvenience. Students, however, fail to appreciate that this is done in order to protect their vehicles. It is a shame that these measures are necessary and that many residents have proven time and time again that they are incapable of taking responsibility for their own safety on a large scale and continue to invite friends from out of town. The ensuing irresponsibility leaves police with no other option but to enforce policies designed to ensure that they bring no further harm to themselves or their

community.

Many residents claim that the police’s decisions to pursue noise ordinances is a waste of time; students forget, however, that 8,000 people living in Isla Vista are not affiliated with UCSB and have families who do not want to be wrapped up in the chaos of the area. The police enforce policies such as noise ordinances to ensure their ability to live in IV comfortably as well. They are not trying to ruin the experience of students on a fun night but rather ensure that these non-student residents can have fun in a safe environment.

The police have made numerous efforts to reach out to the

community and receive the input of students through both Coffee with a Cop and Pizza with Police in a personal and inviting manner.

If students really do take issue with some of the policies, then they have an obligation to try and change them before criticizing.

It is time that UCSB and Santa Barbara Community College students alike come out and make an effort to understand the intentions behind these policies before blatantly writing them off. One must not forget that the police in Isla Vista are individuals and they should be respected and thanked for all that they do for students.

Amish Mafia and Wicked Tuna:

The Depressing Downfall of Educational Television Maddy Kirsch STAFF WRITER Anyone watching cable TV these days knows that America has some fringe interests.

We like the Amish, as evidenced by Discovery’s “Amish Mafia,” TLC’s “Breaking Amish,” and National Geographic’s “Amish: Out of Order.” We’re also obsessed with child beauty pageants; 2008 brought about TLC’s “Toddlers and Tiaras,” followed by the 2012 spin­ off “Cheer Perfection.” Other trending topics include fundamentalist Mormons (National Geographic’s “Polygamy, USA”), rednecks (A&E’s “Duck Dynasty”), and commercial fishermen (National Geographic’s “Wicked Tuna”), just to name a few.

How on earth did we get here? In the 80s and 90s, networks like Discovery, National Geographic, TLC, and Animal Planet aired nothing but educational shows about science, nature, history, geography, and current events. Then, around the turn of the millennium, they ditched their academic tone and “re­strategized” to compete with the reality TV explosion. Out was the raw footage of lionesses hunting and rhesus monkeys copulating, and in was highly-­produced, gimmicky entertainment.

Current programming on these networks constitutes a very loose interpretation of their original, educational mission. Animal Planet has stretched the boundaries of what it means to specialize in animals, changing its slogan from “Same Planet, Different World” to “Surprisingly Human” in order to get away with airing more people-­based content (read: reality shows).

The devastating result of this reality takeover has been that, apart from a few gems like Discovery’s “Planet Earth” and National Geographic’s “Cosmos: A Space Time Odyssey,” the modern television landscape is largely devoid of quality educational

programming.

And even the so­ -called educational programs that remain are infested with pseudoscience. Discovery’s “Shark Week” used to be about celebrating and respecting sharks, but today it’s just about scaring your pants off with made-­up shark horror stories. I guess it’s better to be feared than respected when it comes to ratings.

During the summers of 2013 and 2014, respectively, Discovery chose to air “docufictions” about ancient megalodons supposedly swimming in modern oceans, and about 35­ foot-­long great whites attacking unsuspecting whale watchers off the coast of South Africa (never happened). The “sharks are beautiful predators” message of Shark Weeks past has devolved into a “sharks are ruthless killers” message –and that certainly cannot be good for wildlife conservation efforts.

Shark Week is not alone in the docufiction brigade. Shows like “Finding Bigfoot” and “Mermaids: The Body Found” (both Animal Planet) certainly capture audiences’ imaginations, but they present completely contrived evidence, false data and fake “experts.” Disguising pseudoscience as science has dangerous consequences for young, impressionable audiences. The last thing we need is for children to grow up to be ignorant of the scientific method.

Why would a network go to all the trouble of hiring actors to pose as scientists and explain computer generated sequences of imaginary creatures? Why not just have actual scientists explain real footage of animals that exist? The latter option seems cheaper for the network and less misleading to audiences.

Win­-win, right?

I think the heart of the matter–the reason for the reality/pseudoscience maelstrom on once­ -credible science channels–is that sensationalism is much easier to sell than honest facts. Only some people will sit for an hour

Illustration by Madison Mead | The Bottom Line to watch Morgan Freeman narrate fish footage, but almost everyone is curious about mermaids and polygamists. From the network’s perspective, it doesn’t make sense to invest everything in a subset of kids with the attention span for nature documentaries. Bigfoot droppings, ex­-Amish teenagers, mermaid fossils, and men with five wives have a certain “wow­” factor, and ultimately a much broader appeal.

The new millennium has not been great for science on cable television, but let’s not throw in the towel just yet. Neil Degrasse

Tyson brilliantly brought back Carl Sagan’s “Cosmos” earlier this year. It was organically entertaining and even gripping at times, telling real-­ life horror stories of climate change and the vast scale of the universe.

Unfortunately, it can be hard for naïve viewers to sort out real science from the reality/ sensationalist noise. Going forward, it’s we the viewers who truly hold the power to sway networks one direction or another, and we need to seriously consider what we value more: education or entertainment.