TATURA LIONS CLUB

The Tatura Lions Club has been hard at work recently. We catered for the Victorian Fruit Growers breakfast held at Plunket’s Orchards, Ardmona and 130 egg and bacon rolls and sausages were cooked and served. It was a very busy day but most enjoyable. Many thanks to all the Lions who attended to make the morning successful. Where there’s work you will find Lion’s, so why not come along to a meeting and see if our club is for YOU!

Contact our secretary, Malcolm. 0429 683 775

Pithy One Liners

Old blondes never fade, they just dye away – Anon.

There are just two rules for success. Firstly, never tell all you know – Robert Lincoln. If the garbage man calls, tell him we don’t want any – Groucho Marx Pedestrian: someone who thought he had petrol in his tank – Anon.

There is no police like Holmes – James Joyce. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? – Anon.

The key to tennis is to win the last point –Jim Courier

I took a course in speed waiting and now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes – Steven Wright.

I’m for a stronger death penalty – George Bush.

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before – Steven Wright.

Gossip: hearing something you like about someone you don’t – Earl Wilson. If I want your opinion I’ll give it to you –Samuel Goldwyn.

All’s well that ends well, and vice versa –Anon.

Always remember that you’re unique, just like everyone else – Anon.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others – Anon