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FALL IN MIAMI by Ines Hegedus-Garcia - miamism.com - ines@miamism.com We may not experience real seasons (other than rainy and sunny), but places like the Miami Shores Presbyterian Church Pumpkin Patch, don't let you forget that Halloween is coming! Kids look forward to seeing these pumpkins every year.....they come in all shapes and sizes. So what are you dressing up as this Halloween?
Crescendo Jazz Club Experience the fabulousness of Crescendo, a cool jazz and blues club newly opened in the hippest upand-coming area of Biscayne Blvd. What I love, love about Crescendo, beside the music, is the space. It just feels comfortable and very loungy. exactly what you would imagine a blues club to feel like. The space just gives off great vibes. I must say that my favorite spot is the lounge area, perfect for sipping cocktails ( we reccommend the Zyr Vodka Lychee Martini), and losing your self in the excellent sounds. And, we haven’t even touched on the food yet. In a word sublime. The Executive Chef, Henry Rogers serves up a fabulous and varied menu of seafood, steaks, Jambalaya, pizza and burgers to name just a few of the choices. So pop on in, you will be glad you did. Crescendo Jazz and Blues Lounge is located at 2201 Biscayne Blvd, Miami, Fl 33137. 305-967-8176. crescendojazzandblues.com Page 4 • Thursday, October 28, 2010 • SunPost Weekly • www.sunpostweekly.com
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PEOPLE IN THE COMMUNITY YOU SHOULD KNOW
Sasha Lauzon and Michelle Leshem DJ’s Ess & Emm Compiled By Kim Steiner Who are you? M: 2 best friends who DJ around town. S: naughty n’ nice, sugar n’ spice What do you do in real life? M: One of us is a stockbroker & the other is the principal of two creative marketing and design agencies called SuperMarket Creative + Creative Mafia. Guess who does what. Have you always been a duo? M: Yes..if you count our years of friendship and nightlife debauchery when you pair us together. S: We’ve been djing as a duo for a little over a year now but we have pretty much been inseperable from the moment we met. How long have you been working music in Miami? M: We have been DJing for a little over a year. But working within nightlife for over 10 years. S: Having both arrived on the scene in the mid nineties we’ve got years of experience under our belt. ;) What do you like most about what you do? M: Our passion for music has turned into a great creative outlet for us. We get to play music we love, at places we love and care to go out to from specific clubs to special fashion and art events. It’s amazing to be able to share our music taste with the public. The best part is seeing people dance and scream to your tunes. S: Music and fashion have always been our passion - melding the two worlds have been one of the most fulfilling experiences thus far. There is no greater feeling than watch-
ing the crowd move to your beats in perfect harmony. What about Miami has surprised you the most? M: The DJ and nightlife community has welcomed us with open arms from Sean Drake, Off The Radar’s Ray Milian, Bardot’s Erica Freshman, The Vagabond, Cafeina, TARA, Ink., Carmel Ophir, Danny Daze, Jose Ortiz, Marc Vane, Ryan Evans…all have been very supportive and happy for us. S: Definitely the way the nighlife community have embraced us from day one - its a wonderful family of creative geniuses who all love and support one another. How do you choose what you are going to play? M: If we love it, it gets played. We have a strict music policy about what we play and love the nu disco, new wave, electro and indie sound. S: We definitely have a specific taste when it comes to music - we try to cater to the crowd and their energy but its mostly a nu-disco inspired sound. What are you doing to shake up the Miami Scene? M: We will bring you ‘double the pleasure’ ‘double the fun’ and a and the tunes we love to play that you don’t get to hear all the time. S: We started our own monthly event a Cafeina - The Eh Team, since we are both from Canada, which highlights amazing musical artists from our neighbors up north proving that Canada isn’t all about Celine Dion and the Barenaked ladies What excites & inspires you? M: Originality. S: Miami has really grown
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over the past several years. There is inspiration all over the city from music to art to fashion. Who are your icons? M: Debbie Harry. Audrey Hepburn. Rosie the Riveter. (the best of all 3 worlds). S: Dita Von Teese, Angelina Jolie, Pat Benatar. How would you describe your personal style? M: Quarky meets cute, with a side of vintage and a dollop of edge. S: Vampy Pin-up. What do you do now, that you did not do 5 years ago? M: DJ, Graphic Design and Environmental Interior Design Consulting for commercial projects. S: DJ! Something new that you have just discovered about yourselves? M: I’m starting to like beer! S: I love to explore other cities, people, places and perspectives but more and more I am starting to love coming back “home” to Miami. What are your guilty pleasures? M: Ice Cream S: Shoes One luxury that you cannot live without? M: Comfort. S: Michelle Leshem (of course) Three Words to describe you? M: A Dreamer. Creative. Outgoing. S: Creative, Complicated, Charismatic.
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Can He Say That? COLUMN
South Flori-duh + 10 By Charles Branham-Bailey sobefla@gmail.com
“Maggot shit!” she blurted. “These people here are lower than maggot shit.” My friend was royally pissed. She had been on the phone with a customer service rep with some local company. I knew without having to ask her – the “these people” she was spouting off at? South Floridians. How can you stand living among these people? my friend, only an infrequent visitor here, asked. It ain’t easy, I told her. In fact, it’s downright nearly impossible. But I didn’t relocate to South Florida in the mid-90’s for the charm of its locals, I assured her. I live here for the mostly-hospitable climate, even if the people are less so: Love the climate, hate the people. Unfortunately, living among and enduring the ass-wipes that comprise a good lot of the local population is the steep, sacrificial price I must pay to live here and be able to enjoy that climate. It’s not such a balanced trade-off, but I’ll take it anyway – albeit with clenched teeth. No, I told her, I don’t much like the people here, either. In fact, I often loathe and detest them. There’s hardly a redeemable quality about them. Give me a year and a day and I just might be able to come up with one. The qualities for which words do come to mind? Well, there’s ignorant. Irresponsible. Mean. Haughty. Cold. Arrogant. Shady. Duplicitous. Lazy. Indolent. Uncouth. Self-centered. Feeble-minded. Moronic. Indolent. Lackadaisical. Slow. Unenlightened. Shallow. Egotistic. Supercilious. Fake. Half-baked. Superficial. Doltish. Boorish. Crude. Uncultured. Vulgar. Phony. Inconsiderate. How much time we got? Are all people here like that? she inquired. Not all of them, I excepted. There are about twelve left who are half-way decent. Actually, I like the locals who are the native born-and-breds of the region. Plus those who settled here so long ago they can remember when the downtown Dade County Courthouse or the Freedom Tower were the tallest buildings, and no structure came even so much as close to blocking out the sun on Miami Beach. As I’ve come to know, these are about the best of the breed. Far politer, smarter, and more civil denizens. Rather, it’s the transplants – those who have im-
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migrated here from elsewhere in the nation and from abroad – who are the snakes in the pit. Flies in the ointment. Dung on the shoe. Being a transplanted snowbird myself, I am more pointedly aware of my own origins here as an outsider. But with time, I have come to identify and empathize more with those native born-and-breds and early settlers than with relative newcomers as me. But, alas, it seems that the South Florida natives and I are outnumbered by too many of the asswipes. Hence my easy tendency to lump all South Floridians together generally and condemn the whole lot outright. Yes, I told my friend, these people are stupid. These people are rude. These people are, without a doubt, evolutionary degenerates. The intellectually lowest common denominator maggot shits in the U.S., if not the world. And, yes, lower than maggot shit. If only I could wave a magic wand and replace the bulk of them with an influx of nicer, better people from finer parts of America and the world. Then where would I transplant the South Floridians? she quizzed me. After momentary pause: “Antarctica sounds nice.” Without the thermal housing to make more bearable their stay. And without provisions. Ouch. South Floridians are, by and large, a dumb lot. My own deduction on this is that there must be something about the proximity a people are to the equator that makes them dumb and dumber. All this sun exposure must fry the brain cells of those whose brains weren’t already scrambled to begin with. And speaking of that, try this one on for size: You know that big Medicare bamboozlement the feds busted last week right here in Miami? The one involving American Therapeutic Corp. and its allegedly fraudulent billings for mental health services? The most eye-popping fact I culled from news reports – even more than the $200 million alleged to have been stolen – was that 56% of Medicare’s entire nationwide reimbursements to mental health centers last year went to facilities right here in South Florida. Either we’ve got a lot of mentally ill people among us – perhaps proof in itself that living among South Floridians really does tax one’s sanity! – or there are a lot of crooks among us. Or maybe both. When I think of metropolises of the intelligent I think of Boston, the Big Apple, San Fran, Chicago.
But Miami? No way. Connoisseurs of the cerebral arts we aren’t. This was brought home to me by the publisher of the first magazine I worked for upon arriving in Miami. Think of how many bookstores there are in all of SoBe, he asked me. (For this, one could count on the fingers of one hand, with fingers to spare.) Now, he said, consider how many body-building gyms there are. That said it all. Tuesday, of course, is Election Day. We are days from learning what, exactly, this Angry America we live in really thinks of a lot of things. Obama. The Democrats. The Republicans. Millionaires and billionaires blowing their fortunes buying, er, seeking elective office. And not the least of which is the fascination du jour: the Tea Party movement. We’re about to find out what Americans really think of the Tea Party as they step into their polling places on Tuesday and pore over their ballots in silence, with no Mama Grizzly Palin or Papa Bear Beck hovering near. Are Americans dumb enough to put power into the hands of wackos like Alaska’s Joe Miller, Arizona’s Sharron Angle, Delaware’s Christine O’Donnell, and Kentucky’s Rand Paul? Will Florida elect its own Tea Party wingnut, Marco Rubio? And another Tea Party fave, Rick Scott? We’ll know soon enough. And all this as we approach the tenth anniversary of the Election Florida Would Rather Forget. When a bunch of elderly blue hairs in Palm Beach County – in what would make for a hilarious Rube Goldberg cartoon if only the ending weren’t so unfunny – (A) misread their butterfly ballots and (B) accidentally voted for Pat Buchanan, thinking they were actually voting for Al Gore, and (C) inadvertently put the nation on hold for 36 days, provoking (D) the strange intervention of one Katherine “Does my mascara look all right for TV and is my hair in place?” Harris, and inviting (E) lawyers from all over to crawl out of the woodwork for both sides as the whole election became a court case that (F) got lobbed from one Florida appeals court to another before (G) bouncing into the U.S. Supreme Court, with (H) a verdict that (I) gave the White House to the contestant with the fewer popular votes, eventually (J) sending this country hurtling toward two Middle East wars, a runaway deficit, a housing market collapse, a Great Recession, a banking crisis, and a last-ditch bailout. Thus, our Flori-duh became a national – no, make that international – laughingstock. True, it was the electoral votes of the entire state, but – really, people – it was South Florida’s doing. The folks up in the Panhandle, in Jacksonville, in Orlando, in Tampa and elsewhere didn’t fuck up the state’s result. We down here did. Right here along the tri-county Duh Coast. If America steps into the voting booth next week and pulls the lever for dumbness, cast the blame on South Florida. After all, we showed the nation, bigtime, ten years ago, how it’s done – with a unique brand of dumb the comparison to which would make even a maggot cringe.
Politics COLUMN
Slippery Slope Where There’s Smoke There’s Fire...
News
MiMo District Property Owners File Claim Against City of Miami
By Jeffrey Bradley By Michael Sasser Waves along the Skeleton Coast shoal thunderously before they curl, hissing and white, over the off-shore reefs. Have we mentioned that? Here’s where ships founder; that littoral lies littered with the broken bows and stove hulls of many a vessel, now but a wreck or a relic. Riches beckoned, but the treacherous rocks and uncharted snags, and the wild, wild waves that fling foam high in the air, brought them to ruin. It’s no place for the reckless or lax. Miami’s International Airport (MIA), that Skeleton Coast of countless county commissioners, has dragged another political career to wrack and ruin… or has it? For Cynthia Curry’s fate hangs in the balance like a hapless galleon on a cartographer’s map (“Here Be Monsters”) with a leaping leviathan poised to whelm it. The fortunate Ms Curry, hired recently as Miami Beach Building Director, was “cleared” of malfeasance because prosecutors were not sure that a pending case against her was provable—despite the fact that she admitted bilking the County out of $154,000.00! We can’t talk our way out of a parking ticket, yet the incredible Ms Curry not only convinced prosecutors to give her a pass but the City to pay her yearly 170,000K—with those perks and emollients the political set gets—even tho’, you know, she admitted her guilt. Now, we’re not the most politically astute, but this woman is either extremely lucky (in which case she should be playing craps out at Hard Rock), or she’s got awfully good friends in awfully high places. The propitious Ms Curry certainly strikes a figure in and around City Hall with her perfectly manicured nails clutching her tasteful Louis Vitton handbag. But who’s left holding the bag now? The black cloud hanging over the well-connected Ms Curry’s head came by way of “overbilled” work her firm did for the over-budget North Terminal expansion. Like any backstory emerging from the MIA morass, the details are fuzzy and the timeline is hazy, with the trail grown murky and cold. Suffice it to say that work was let, subcontracted, sub-subcontracted, and included “disadvantaged business” and “community outreach” clauses, codespeak for opportunities for cronyism and scams. And, get this, the state attorney wouldn’t prosecute because it couldn’t be proved the overbilling was intentional or done with criminal intent. The horrified Ms Curry exclaimed “I was 100 percent innocent… in 2000, and I am 100 percent innocent today’’, which reminds us that we knew a snake-oil salesman once who got very upset when it was pointed out that his concoction actually contained oil of snake. See, records show the disingenuous Ms Curry knowingly violated her contract by double-charging, repeatedly, for the services of various contractors. As a state’s attorney office (SAO) memo makes clear, the vulpine Ms Curry “falsely certified 33 times that individuals working for CWC—her firm— were employees when they clearly were not. Ms. Curry and her husband kept and spent the $154,000 obtained through these false certifications.‘’ It states unambiguously that the
blatant Ms Curry told prosecutors she knew the contractors were not eligible for the double charge but signed the invoices anyway and “kept all of the funds obtained from her ‘mistake.’” More shadowy is the fact that the close-out memo—official reasoning as to why the case was dropped— disappeared. File this one under The Things That Make You Go Hmmm. So the teflonesque Ms Curry was not only not charged, she also was hired. Surely, this is a woman that knows her way around City Hall. Any City Hall. Here’s where it gets a bit sticky. Miami Beach City Manager Jorge Gonzalez, responsible for the hiring of the affable Ms Curry, said he doesn’t know from any investigation but that they are acquainted and she has his “full confidence.” He added, “This country has a rule of law—innocent until proven guilty—and she’s not being accused of a crime anymore.’’ Well; comforting stuff. Still, if he wasn’t aware of an investigation then shouldn’t he or his Human Resource people have at least run a simple Google check? We did, and guess what popped up? More significantly, shouldn’t the thoughtless Ms Curry have disclosed that she was under such scrutiny? Perhaps she fibbed on her application, or never even submitted one. As a matter of public record, it should be a simple thing to find it and see what’s revealed (say that inquiring minds want to know). And while we also stand by “innocent till proven guilty”, she did confess to the charge— oops!—33 charges. Say, doesn’t a confession imply that you’re guilty? Prosecutors on Law and Order go after guilty folks all the time who confess. You can look it up. And public corruption cases? Go to the head of the line! Excuse us, too, but doesn’t the appointment of a department head need to bear the imprimatur of the commission? So far, the fingerprints all over this case are just the City Manager’s. Here’s the thing. Shouldn’t the City be extra careful about perceptions surrounding the leadership of the building department? In effect, they’re putting a person who admits to obtaining money improperly, even fraudulently, in charge of a department known for bribery scandals. Putting what could amount to a deadbeat crony in a position that cries for transparency is worse than a mistake; it’s a blunder. Terms like seamy and sordid will hardly do if this brews up a fiasco—and however else you call it, you can’t call it good for the public trust. The City dropped the ball on this one. Time, now, to suck it up, cut losses, and call for a do-over. And this time, done the right way, keeping the good of the people in mind. Last thing we want is the flotsam and jetsam from Skeleton Coast washing up on our shores. Mayor Matti Bower concurred, “We have to make sure because the building department is a place we’ve had trouble and we don’t want anybody thinking anything else is going wrong.’’ Guess again, Mayor. We already do.
Contributing Writer
In an effort to stop the hemorrhaging of their property values, 13 property owners have filed Bert J. Harris Act claims with the City of Miami in regard the enactment of 35’ height restrictions on properties located in the MiMo Biscayne Boulevard Historic District (50 St. to 77 St. along the Biscayne Boulevard corridor). Appraisals accompanying the claims indicate damages could exceed $20 million. “These property owners have been [placed] in a historic district, which already limits what they can do with their properties,” said Fran Rollason, president of the MiMo Biscayne Association. “That’s one layer of restriction there. And then, the 35’ limitation is another layer on top of that.” The MiMo District was created in 2006, ostensibly to preserve the Miami Modern (MiMo) architectural structures along the Biscayne Boulevard corridor. The Miami Modern style has become specifically recognized, defined and then protected over the past approximate 15 years – joining Tropical Art Deco as South Florida’s most defining distinctive styles. However, while some trumpeted the creation of the district, worries abounded that development and property owner rights would be trampled on in the City’s rush to preservation. “In 2008 we were warned that the 35’ limitation was going to happen,” Rollason said. “The property owners came up with a compromise to endorse – a 53’ limit, which has been our position since February 2008.” Rollason said that a resident activist with influence with Miami Commissioner Marc Sarnoff pushed for the 35’ limitation. Sarnoff’s district includes the historic district. “When the Miami-21 Plan came along, Sarnoff stuck in the 35’ limitation, which was written as a guideline,” Rollason said. “But it seems to be gospel. Commissioner Sarnoff said that he would consider the development of something larger there, but that someone would have to make a presentation to him. Who is going to spend a ton of money to have plans made up under the current situation?” Rollason said that many properties are languishing in the district because of the limitation and because of activist’s ability to influence opposition to any significant development. Sarnoff has asserted repeatedly that the height limits will actually spur development because it prompts lower property taxes and that related measures also contained in the Miami-21 plan create a profitable new transfer of development rights program. Property owners appear unconvinced. “Property owners are not happy,” Rollason said. The Bert J. Harris Act is designed to protect property owners from losing property value due to the specific act of government. “The intent of the statute is to put property owners in the same financial condition they were in before [local government’s action],” said Jeff P. Cynamon, an attorney representing 12 of the property owners. Cynamon said that the City of Miami has 180 days to respond from the time the claims were filed, which was in mid-October. “The statute provides a wide array of solutions available to resolve the situation,” Cynamon said. “It encourages a resolution.” However, the statute also provides a four-year window for property owners to file lawsuits against the city. “I think everyone is trying to do the right thing,’ Cynamon said. However, Cynamon said that he does not have any idea how the City of Miami will respond. www.sunpostweekly.com • SunPost Weekly • Thursday, October 28, 2010 • Page 9
DR WILDE’S CREEPY HOUSE AT ZOO MIAMI
COVER STORY
CIRCUS LOST OF
SOULS
Save Dade Throws A Hellrotika Fundraiser for Gay Equality Written by John Hood CONTRIBUTING WRITER
fter a few years of ever increasing crowds the couple decided to start charging to get into the party and giving all the proceeds to an organization everyone could believe in. The outfit the partners chose to partner with was known as Save Dade. Another year or two, and even more scores of party-goers, David and Luis handed over the reins to the event, and ever since that day Save Dade and Halloween have become virtually synonymous. According to Save Dade Executive Director CJ Ortuno, the holiday has become part the organization’s DNA, and continuing the tradition only makes absolutely perfect sense. “Yes, Hall o w e e n ’s
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long been known as the gay and lesbian holiday,” Ortuno told SunPost Weekly by phone earlier this week. “It’s a great way for the community to come together and express themselves in all kinds of extravagant and elaborate ways. Save Dade’s been throwing these massive affairs for so long, it’s now part of our lineage.” Ortuno, whose background includes stints at Hands on Miami and the United Way, happens to be straight. But in the two+ years he’s been at the helm of Save Dade, his orientation has never been an issue. In fact, his predecessor Heddy Pena was also straight. “You’ll find a lot of straight women running LGBT organizations,” he said, “though perhaps not as many straight men. Of course there are many straight men among the ranks of volunteers. But it’s pretty much a non-issue either way. If you support the cause, you support the cause, no matter what your orientation. And I’ve always been a big supporter of equal rights.” Ortuno came to Save Dade after the organization had run a nationwide executive search, and he beat out thousands of candidates for the position. But though an impressive CV got him the job; the fact that he and his wife Charlene also happen to be longstanding fans of the Halloween block party was what got him into the spirit – well, a certain holiday spirit anyway. And since this year’s theme is Circus of Lost Souls, the two will be decked out as ringleaders. The event is called Hellrotika and it’ll all take place amid the expansive confines of The Awarehouse. The spooky site says the event will be “part traveling carnival, part circuit party,” and “like no other
Halloween event in Miami.” With a “bizarro mix of macabre circus performers, wacked-out burlesque dancers, and [a] hellsex costume contest MC’d by Hellrotika ringleader Michael Martini,” we can’t help but to agree. But as wild as the night promises to be, it is the cause that most tickles our scary bone. For those new to Save Dade its Mission is simple and clear: “to promote, protect and defend equality for people in Miami-Dade County who are lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender.” And since 1993 the organization has employed a variety of methods to ensure their Mission gets accomplished. Those methods include everything from political advocacy to consulting with County officials over particulars in Miami-Dade schools’ curriculum, as Save Dade did after the recent spate of gay teen suicides. “With sexual minority liaisons in every secondary school, “explains Ortuno, “Miami-Dade County’s school system is unique in all the state. But we felt that their anti-bullying policy was missing a few pieces. So Save Dade got with Sexual Minority Director Suzy MilanoBerrios and had the County actually list the categories which would be covered. Now the policy includes all LGBT and transgender categories, from orientation, expression and gender identity, as well as race.” As anyone who survived high school will tell you, kids can be downright cruel, especially to those whose predilections confuse
Valk’s missive insisted that Biden “stay strong,” and to “not let his foot off of the throttle.” “The Vice-President has been one of the most loyal and vocal proponents of LGBT youth,” he continues. “And while we applaud that; we don’t want him to forget that there’s still much work to be done.” It’s work that Save Dade is not afraid to tackle head-on, including on Election Day, for which they’ve issued an entertaining and spot-on PSA entitled “Don’t Vote” that gives you every reason in the world to not do just that. “Vote. Fight. Win. Now. Take charge of your future through voting,” runs the close of the clip, after a rainbow coalition of advocates list the risks of sitting on the sidelines come November 2nd.
“But as wild as the night promises to be, it is the cause that most tickles our scary bone.” them. Bullying, however, is only one of the more visible among a litany of problems sometimes suffered by LGBT youth. And Save Dade is intent on addressing – and correcting – each and every one of them. That’s why when Vice President Joe Biden was in town recently stumping for US Senate Candidate Kendrick Meek and three Save Dade operatives got to meet him, Field Officer David Valk slipped the Second-in-Command a letter imploring the man to not give up the good fight. “Vice President Biden,” read the letter, in part, “I want – so desperately – to believe that I am part of a young generation that will never face the pains of discrimination experienced by generationspast, but I know this is not true. The challenges faced by today’s youth are tremendous. In this day and age, suicide among LGBTQ youth remains rampant. Issues of poverty and homelessness – these are the struggles we often overlook when considering the needs of gay and lesbian youth.” Ortuno, who was on hand for the meeting, said that the gist of
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As Save Dade’s site so succinctly sums up: “Your vote can make the difference between electing a proequality candidate, or letting in a candidate who will work to eliminate the freedom we’ve fought so hard to gain.” And if that’s not a reason to cast a ballot, well, perhaps there is no reason at all. Something you may wish to remember as you’re scrubbing off the pancake makeup you slathered over your face for Hellrotika.
HALLOWEEN 2010
Five good Reasons to Put Your Fright On This Halloween By John Hood CONTRIBUTING WRITER
HELLROTIKA: CIRCUS OF LOST SOULS
As we said in this week’s Save Dade cover story, this massive throwdown is “part traveling carnival, part circuit party” and “like no other Halloween event in Miami.” There will be a “bizarro mix of macabre circus performers, wacked-out burlesque dancers, and [a] hellsex costume contest MC’d by Hellrotika ringleader Michael Martini,” not to mention more wild Miamians per square foot than anywhere else in Wynwood. Better yet this “continues a 20 year tradition of premiere Halloween events in the Magic City for SAVE Dade,” which means you can scare and be scared and save our city to boot!
Saturday, October 30th Doors open at 8pm The AwareHouse 550 NW 29th Street Wynwood. hellrotika.com SPOOKOVER! AT THE DEERING ESTATE
Friday night’s Spookover! is actually just one of three events taking place on the grounds of the fabled 444acre Deering Estate this Halloween. On Thursday there’s a Paranormal Investigation where you can “become part of the Paranormal Investigative Team as we rediscover evidence and occurrences found on the Estate with the League of Paranormal Investigators. Pendulums, dowsing rods, EMF meters and cameras are welcome!” And on Halloween Sunday itself there’s another Paranormal Investigation, though this time the investigators will most likely be dressed like those they’re wishing to investigate. In other words, there’ll be an estate full of ghosts and ghouls looking for evidence of ghosts and ghouls. But it’s the Spookover sleepover that promises to be the most unnerving. “Take a spooky Nite Hike of the Tropical Hammock and listen to the sounds of creatures big and small,” promises the press release. “Listen in on ghost stories and performances by the Theater League of South Florida in the Grand Ballroom. Then its lights out, while the League of Paranormal Investigators lead guests on a paranormal investigation of the his-
toric houses and main grounds.” Yes, “a light breakfast will be served at sunrise,” but only to those who make it through the night!
Spookover Friday October 29 8pm-6am 16701 SW 72nd Avenue Miami. deeringestate.org SPOOKTOBER AT ZOO MIAMI
It may be too late to attend The Monster Masquerade which benefited the Zoological Society of Florida but that doesn’t mean you can’t still get spooked at Zoo Miami. Dr. Wilde’s Creepy House is open through Halloween (“if you dare!”) and “the entire family can also enjoy Halloween at the zoo [either] during the second annual Spooky Zoo Nights on October 29 & 30, [or] during the daytime at the annual Zoo Boo (formerly MetroBoo!) on October 30 & 31.” Dr. Wilde’s Creepy House is what got our attention though. “A 7,000 square-foot haunted house [that is] guaranteed to send chills up and down your spine [and] make your every fear come to life! Roaches take over the kitchen while cats take over the home of a deceased grandma! What will you find when the freezer Defrosts – a zookeeper or two perhaps?” We don’t know. But we’re ready to accept the notion that “you’ll have to come and see it for yourself!”
Spooky Zoo Nights October 29 & 30 7-11pm Admission includes entry into Dr. Wilde’s Creepy House, spooky tram rides, ghoulish carousel rides, and chilling story-telling around a fire pit. Zoo Boo! October 30 & 31 11am-4pm Included with zoo admission, families and kids ages 12 and under are invited to trickor-treat in costumes, participate in costume contests, watch special performances, make Halloween crafts, see our wild animals get their Halloween goodies, and more! Zoo Miami 12400 SW 152nd Street; Miami, FL 33177. zsf.org FRIGHT NIGHTS
We can’t neglect our horror-obsessed siblings to the north, especially since this takes place on near a Monster Midway, boasts being “the scariest Halloween phenomenon ever” and “the three horrifying
haunts [have been] totally redesigned for maximum terror!” Yes, we’re talking haunted houses and a carnival up at the South Florida Fairgrounds. Here’s how the three haunts break down: NEXT OF KIN “In the small, otherwise peaceful town of Haigsville, Indiana, a murderous family of mutants resides on the outskirts. They rely on inbreeding, in an effort to remain pure, and their bloodline is infected with the need to hunt and the love of the kill. Their Cult is headed by a charismatic leader with one goal; increase the power of the family or kill anyone who gets in the way. The local townsfolk are under lock and key as the streets are littered with the torn remains of the family’s victims.” FREAKERS “Did you ever get over those childhood fears? I’ll bet the monster under your bed, the slasher in your closet, the killer in the basement are all haunting you to this day, aren’t they? You still get a cold chill when you hear a noise behind you or the lights go out for the night. The truth is you never grew out of those basic fears and that is exactly what The FREAKERS feed upon. Take a trip back to when you were just a little kid who was deathly afraid of what might be lurking in the shadows… You will come to realize that it is all true and the FREAKERS are waiting for you.” MALPRACTICE “It has been a year since our Dr. Andreu went solo in the corner of town thick with abandoned warehouses and factories to perform questionable procedures with his part-
ner, self-proclaimed Dr. Gooch. When Andreu refused to expand his practices despite his cohort’s enthusiasm, Gooch took over. Now with Dr. Andreu under the knife, the crazies have been let loose and new innocents flood the operation tables every day. Their fate: to join the others wandering the halls devoid of sanity.” Scared yet? We thought so.
October 28-31 6pm-Midnight (11pm on Halloween) South Florida Fairgrounds 9067 Southern Blvd West Palm Beach (561) 793-0333. myfrightnights.com MASQUERADE MOTEL
Itching for Basel and just can’t keep the club outta your skull? Then this is the megaevent for you. Taking place in what’s being called the Scope Art Arena and starring none other than Swedish House Mafia (Steve Angello, Axwell, and Sebastian Ingrosso), the cats who last hit Miami as Ultra headliner, this Midtown throwdown will undoubtedly attract the hipsterati, not to mention those for whom dancing the night away is pretty much a prerequisite. In addition to SHM, Brazilian Girls will be making a live performance, and AN21, Cedric Gervais, Patrick M, TKO and Riotgear will all be decked out on the decks. The site says there will more too, but for those that dig this kinda stuff, this may just be more than enough.
3001 N Miami Ave Miami www.masquerademiami.com
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FREDDY MERCURY IN ROCKY HORROR SHOWING AT THE GUSMAN THIS HALLOWEEN
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ART Drinking and Drawing Drinking and Drawing is a creative jam, where professional and amateur animators go pen-to-pen to create a two-minute film while slammin’ cocktails. Everyone gets 20 minutes to draw on eight note cards — except Garbage Pail Kids illustrator Luis Diaz, the night’s honored guest, who’ll get to have his way with 40 blank cards. Spawned at NYC’s Frederator Studios, Drinking and Drawing is organized locally by Spencer Morin, head of Miami World Cinema’s animation department, who invites you to get stinkin’ drunk. 8pm. Free. The News Lounge, 5580 NE 4th Ct, Miami. For info: the55thstreetstation.com
October 29 THEATRE No Exit
The existential masterpiece by French philosopher Jean-Paul Sartre, No Exit will open this week by the folks at The Naked Stage. Starring Naked Stage Artistic Director Katherine Amadeo, Deborah L. Sherman, Andy Quiroga and Mark Della Ventura and is directed by Naked Stage Co-Founding Members, Antonio Amadeo and John Manzelli. Celebrate opening night after the show, with wine & cheese and a “meet & greet” with the cast. 8pm. $12- $25. Pelican Theatre at Barry University, 11300 NE 2nd Ave; North Miami. For info: nakedstage.org. ELAINE LANCASTER
October 29 MUSIC Jazz
October 30
Jazz At MOCA plays host to one of Haiti’s most noteworthy musicians – pianist, arranger and composer Mushy Widmaier. Free outdoor performance. 8 pm. Museum of Contemporary Art, 770 NE 125th St., North Miami. For info: mocanomi.org.
October 29
BOOKS 100 Florida Architects The launch party to celebrate 100 Florida Architects and Interior Designers Design Book edited by Damir Sinovcic, the Editor-in-Chief of Design Book magazine. 100 Florida Architects and Interior Designers showcases a vibrant cross-section of work that ranges from single-family homes and museums to luxury resorts and civic buildings. It highlights well established designers alongside emerging professionals. 7pm. Books & Books, 927 Lincoln Rd., Miami Beach. For info: booksandbooks.com
October 30
HALLOWEEN: MUSIC Afrobeta with Holy Ghost! Miami's favorite groove-heavy duo Afrobeta is throwing a Hollerween party at The Electric Pickle. They're even bringing some friends in from all over the spectrum for DJ sets, including DFA's rising stars Holy Ghost!, Depressed Buttons, Laura, Bill Kelly, Dennis Sebayan, Hottpants, Tomas (of Aquabooty) and William Renaurt. $15. Electric Pickle, 2826 N Miami Ave; Miami. For info: electricpicklemiami.com
HALLOWEEN: SOCIAL Monster Splash This should be a fun time. Nightmare on Lincoln Road supporting the Little Lighthouse Foundation. Premium Open Bars the entire evening, entertainment, including one of Miami’s top DJs, performances, fortune tellers, candy bars, and delectable treats from several of Miami’s best restaurants. 9pm. $150. after party at SET. 7th floor event space, 1111 Lincoln Road, Miami Beach. For info: thelittlelighthouse.org.
October 30
MUSIC Instrumental The Venezuelan instrumental group, Saúl Vera Ensemble, will perform with singer Luz Marina this Friday. Saul Vera combines the basic elements of traditional music with Jazz and chamber music played on different plunked stringed instruments. 8 pm. $30 - $50. Aventura Arts & Cultural Center, 15939 Biscayne Blvd., North Miami Beach. For info: aventuracenter.org or 305-466-8002.
October 30
HALLOWEEN: COMEDY Fear-Prov VII What do ghosts, ghouls and goblins all have in common? They’re all being put out of work by vampires & zombies!? Well, that and they can be found at Fear-Prov VII, the annual night of Halloween-themed comedy hosted by Just The Funny improv and sketch comedy group. 9pm & 11pm. $10-$15. Just The Funny Comedy Theater, 3119 Coral Way, Miami. For info: JustTheFunny.com
October 30
HALLOWEEN: KIDS Family Day Take the kids in costume for some Halloween arts and crafts fun. There will be pumpkin carving and painting, cookie decorating, music and entertainment by Gold Coast Theatre Company and pumpkins for sale. Miami Beach Botanical Garden, 2000 Convention Center Dr., Miami Beach. For info: mbgarden.org
October 30
BOOKS Ingrid Betancourt Author Ingrid Betancourt tells the story of her captivity in the Colombian jungle, sharing powerful teachings of resilience, resistance, and faith in Even Silence Has an End. Born in Bogotá, raised in France, Betancourt returned to Colombia to become a political leader. In 2002, while campaigning as a candidate in the Colombian presidential elections, she was abducted by the FARC. She would spend the next six and a half years in the depths of the jungle as a prisoner. She will speak about her ordeal and sign books. Free tickets available at all Books & Books locations. 7:30pm. Miami Dade College. Chapman Conference Center, 300 N.E. 2nd Ave., Miami. For info: booksandbooks.com
SAVE THE DATE: SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 7, 2010
ECOMB’S FUNDAY AT THE BEACH IT’S TIME ONCE AGAIN FOR ECOMB’S 3RD ANNUAL BIG SWEEP BEACH CLEAN-UP COMPETITION AND THE FIRST ANNUAL ECOMB’S FUNDAY AT THE BEACH MEMBERSHIP DRIVE BEACH PARTY. MIAMI BEACH’S LARGEST ANNUAL CLEANUP EVENT, IS A FUN DAY FULL OF BEACH OLYMPIC CHALLENGES, A YOGA DEMONSTRATION, FOOD, AND RAFFLE PRIZES. IT IS FREE FOR ALL TO PARTICIPATE. THIS YEAR, FOR A DONATION OF $10 FOR STUDENTS AND $20 FOR ADULTS, PARTICIPANTS BECOME A MEMBER OF ECOMB AND ARE ABLE TO TAKE PART IN ECOMB’S FUNDAY AT THE BEACH. BEING RAFFLED ARE SOME FABULOUS PRIZES PROVIDED BY THE BOUCHER BROTHERS AND INCLUDE JET SKIS RIDES, PARASAILING RIDES, KAYAK RENTALS, PADDLE SURF LESSONS, SALON SERVICES, AND MUCH MORE. SPECIAL GUESTS INCLUDE STATE REPRESENTATIVE LUIS GARCIA, COUNTY COMMISSIONER BRUNO BARREIRO, MB COMMISSIONERS JERRY LIBBIN, MICHEAL GONGORA, DEEDE WEITHORN, JORGE EXPOSITO AND ED TOBIN. BREAKFAST, LUNCH AND PLENTY OF FLUIDS WILL BE SERVED TO THE VOLUNTEERS AND ECOMB BIG SWEEP T-SHIRTS DISTRIBUTED. TROPHIES BY MIAMI BEACH METAL SCULPTOR OMAR ALI WILL BE AWARDED TO THE COMPETITION WINNERS. REGISTRATION BEGINS ON TWO STAGING AREAS LOCATED AT 14TH & OCEAN DR. (BY STARBUCKS) AND SOUTH POINTE PARK BY THE PIER. COFFEE AND PASTRIES TO BE SERVED. FOR MORE INFO: ECOMB.ORG. www.sunpostweekly.com • SunPost Weekly • Thursday, October 28, 2010 • Page 15
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INGRID BETANCOURT
October 30
November 2
Head downtown to Miami’s most fabulous movie palace for a special screening of the cult classic The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Complimentary cocktails, themed photo booth featuring photographer Jipsy and a Rocky Horror goody bag. Free admission to the after-party at Grand Central nightclub, 697 North Miami Avenue in Downtown Miami. 8pm. $25. Gusman Center for the Performing Arts, 174 E. Flagler Street, Miami. For info: 305-372-0925 or RockyHorror.com.
LeNard Rutledge Ensemble performs this Tuesday put together by Kcc productions at Jazid, 1342 Washington Ave., South Beach. For info: 305-673-9372 or jazid.net.
FILM Rocky Horror
MUSIC LeNard Rutledge
November 4
MUSIC Seo & Kato on Piano
October 30
MUSIC Southern Monster Smash Southern Monster Smash, featuring JJ Grey and Mofro, Dirty Dozen Brass Band, The Lee Boys, Bobby Lee Rodgers and many more. Costume Contest where four winners with the best costumes will be chosen to sit on stage for the All-Star Monster Jam at the end of the show. Pompano Beach Amphitheater, 1806 NE 6th Street, Pompano Beach. For info: SouthernMonsterSmash.com
Dranoff International 2 Piano Foundation presents Gold Medal winners Seo & Kato and the Bergonzi String Quartet. The program includes Leonard Bernstein, Arvo Part, and an ensemble premiere of Jerome Moross’ Sonata for Piano Duet and String Quartet. 7:30pm. $25 general. $75 VIP with artists reception at Fratelli Lyon. Design District, The Atrium, 4141 NE 2nd Ave., Miami. For info: dranoff2piano.org
October 30
HALLOWEEN: CLUB Nightmare on 23 St. Celebrates Halloween at cafeina with DJ/host Elaine Lancaster. Costume contest win 2 tickets to Mardi Gras in New Orleans. Spooky special - 2 bottles of Grey Goose $275. Free SoCo shot when Freddy theme is played. Cafeina, 297, NW 23rd Street, Miami. For info: cafeinamiami.com
October 31
HALLOWEEN: KIDS Science of Spooky
FOR KIDS
Uncover the secrets of the paranormal world and explore the science of the spooky. Water that turns into blood, telekinetic motion, bleeding paper and more are all explained through chemistry and physics. Gather around to listen to some tales of the mysterious, creepy, and weird. Special guest speakers include the League of Paranormal Investigators. Free. 10am to 6pm. Miami Science Museum, 3280 South Miami Avenue, Miami. For info: miamisci.org
November 1
FOOD World Festival Miami Some of Miami’s most notable chefs will bring their culinary expertise together for Common Threads’ 1st Annual World Festival Miami. Celebrity chefs including Michelle Bernstein, Joseph Maynard and Kris Wessell, among others, will serve up global gourmet cuisine to 250 guests including industry professionals, foodies, and Miami’s movers and shakers. 7:30pm. $125. the Palms Hotel & Spa, 3025 Collins Ave., Miami Beach. For info: commonthreads.org
ABOVE: LUIS DIAZ, THE WEATHERMAN. MIDDLE: AFROBETA AT ELECTRIC PICKLE. BELOW: PIANISTS SEO & KATO.
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Sunday, October 31 Yo Gabba Gabba Halloween SOMETHING A LITTLE DIFFERENT FOR YOUR KIDS THIS HALLOWEEN IS YO GABBA GABBA LIVE. DJ LANCE ROCK AND HIS PALS MUNO, FOOFA, BROBEE, TOODEE, AND PLEX WILL BE IN MIAMI FOR HALLOWEEN. HIP-HOP LEGEND BIZ MARKIE WILL TEACH KIDS HOW TO BEAT BOX WITH “BIZ’S BEAT OF THE DAY.” SPECIAL GUESTS WILL ALSO JOIN THE PARTY ON STAGE FOR THE SUPER MUSIC FRIENDS SHOW AND DANCEY DANCE SEGMENTS. BRING THE KIDS 90 MINUTES BEFORE THE SHOW TO TAKE PART IN THE YO GABBA GABBA HALLOWEEN SPOOKTACULAR! FREE WITH YOUR TICKET. JOIN THE FUN PRE-SHOW ON THE EAST PLAZA. INTERACTIVE GAMES, BOUNCE HOUSE, FACE PAINTING, TRICK-OR-TREATING, HALLOWEEN MUNCHIES, MUSIC AND MORE! COME IN COSTUME FOR MORE FUN. $1 FROM EVERY TICKET SOLD IN MIAMI WILL BE DONATED TO HABITAT FOR HUMANITY. 12:30PM & 4:30PM. $40 TO $82. AMERICANAIRLINES ARENA, 601 BISCAYNE BLVD; MIAMI. FOR INFO: AAARENA.COM.
NOVEMBER 1
Art
The Road to Calle A solo exhibition of works by Claudia Calle. The artist will feature a series of socio-cultural images, which represent China’s controversial mass production issues, globalization, copyrights and propaganda. Luis Perez Galeria/Awarehouse, 550 NW 29th Street. For info: claudiacalle.com.
NOVEMBER 1 Abstract Miami The Miami School of Abstract artists marks a new direction in painting led by Guggenheim Fellow and Miami Master Darby Bannard. Artists exhibiting Include: Darby Bannard, George Bethea, Andy Gambrell, David Marsh, Sean Smith, Kathleen Staples and Kerry Ware. CVC is located next to the Margulies Collection in Wynwood. 541 NW 27th St., Miami. For info: visual.org
WHAT’S SHOWING IN MIAMI THIS WEEK
NOVEMBER 1 OCTOBER 28 Nanin, Recent Works O. Ascanio Gallery presents the work of Nanín in a solo-exhibition featuring a selection of works that transcend the space that contains it. Each piece in the series is made up of abstract, minimalist geometric figures that complement each other to form an alphabet evocative of an extraterrestrial script. Through Nov. 13. Percentage of the proceeds from sales of the Nanín exhibit will benefit ECOMB. O. Ascanio Gallery, 2600 NW 2nd Ave, Wynwood. For info: 305.571.9036 or oascaniogallery.com
OCTOBER 28 Minimal Awarehouse, premieres Minimal, the launch of an ongoing series of monthly events inspired by minimalist concepts in design, sound and the visual arts. Developed by a select group of artistically creative local entrepreneurs, Minimal will feature precision sound, fine art, intelligent lighting, cymatic and electro-acoustic science displays, projection-mapped visuals, and interactive media. The inaugural Minimal experience will feature sounds curated by SpinnZinn, organicArma (dj set), Laura of Miami, Heather Holiday and Kirkjon. Art will be curated by Tecne Collective/AV-8, a group of visual artists and programmers, specializing in projection-mapping, interactive video displays, visual fractals, and lighting design. 9pm. Free. The Awarehouse, 550 NW 29th St; Miami. For info: awarehousemiami.com
OCTOBER 28 Chihuly Works on Paper The AJ Japour Gallery will show the works of master glass artisan, Dale Chihuly in Chihuly Works on Paper. When an accident left Chihuly practically blind, he began to convey his glass blowing ideas to his team through his works on paper. All are actually paintings and are original and done in his own hand. Through November 30. Private viewing by appointment only. Email the gallery at: info@ajjapourgallery.com.
OCTOBER 28 Pre-City Gallery Diet is showing Pre-City, a solo exhibition of collaborative works by Gean Moreno and Ernesto Oroza. The pre-city is a series of codes that have yet to be arranged and coupled into larger assemblages. The exhibition will include “diagrammatic lamps”; “photographs” made out of materials printed in newspapers, magazine and catalogues; a new tabloid; domestic tableaux; and collages. Gallery Diet, 174 Northwest 23rd Street, Miami. For info: gallerydiet.com or 305.571.228
OCTOBER 29 The Rhetorics of Patriotism Country or Freedom!: The Rhetorics of Patriotism is showing as part of Miami Dade College’s Art Gallery System. The powerful, thought-provoking exhibition explores totalitarian governments, patriotism, freedom, nationalism, and identity through various forms of mixed media. Past is History – Future is Mystery and Patria o Libertad! Freedom Tower, 600 Biscayne Blvd. Miami. For info: mdc.edu.
OCTOBER 29 A Sense of Place A Sense of Place, is a group exhibition curated by Guerra de la Paz and featuring works by: Francis Acea, John Bailly, Ananda Balingit-LeFils, Cassie Marie Edwards, Mark Messersmith, Jonathan Rockford, Douglas Voisin, David Willett, Jessica Wohl, John Zoller. Opening reception 7-11pm. Through Nov 14th. Carol Jazzar, 158 NW 91 St., Miami. For info: 305 490 6906 or cjazzart.com.
OCTOBER 29 Three solo shows Rene Barge: The Making of a Porous Body, Brian O'Connell: The Illusion of Plans and Robert Thiele: 8-Four-9 is exhibiting at the Dorsch Gallery, 151 NW 24 St; Miami. For info: 305-576-1278 or dorschgallery.com
LUIZ CRUZ AZACETA: TRAJECTORIES AT THE PAN AMERICAN ART PROJECTS IN WYNWOOD.
OCTOBER 30 Ways of Worldmaking Ways of Worldmaking: Notes on a Passion for Collecting is an exhibition highlighting more than 85 original works by more than 70 contemporary Cuban and Cuban-American artists. The artists featured represent a who’s who of Cuban and Cuban-American artists many of whom are living and working in South Florida. The work of artists from the early exile group (several now deceased) who in some cases have been erased from the history of art in Cuba, such as Eduardo Michaelsen, Agustín Fernandez, Rafael Soriano, Guido Llinás, and Jorge Camacho, is also highlighted. Freedom Tower, 600 Biscayne Blvd. Miami. For info: galleries@mdc.edu.
OCTOBER 30 Artists in Residence The ArtCenter/South Florida hosts an opening reception from 7 to 10pm celebrating this year’s newest editions. This yearly event showcases the works of the ArtCenter’s Artist in Residence Program students who have completed their first year. This year’s show will feature artists Anthony Ardavin, Andre Allen, Alfonso Corona, Beatricia Sagar, Jaime Gil Laffan, Wendy Coad, Matu Croney, Shady Eshghi, and others who joined the full term residency program in 2009. ArtCenter/South Florida, 800 Lincoln Road, Miami Beach. For info: artcentersf.org
OCTOBER 30
Constructions Edge Zones Art Center is showing Constructions, the second solo exhibition of Angel Vapor. Vapor crafts his pieces out of bronze, clay, and oils for this exhibit. Edgezones, 47 NE 25th St. Miami. For info: edgezones.org
NOVEMBER 2 Silvia Rivas: Landscape to Be Defined Diana Lowenstein Fine Arts is showing its newest exhibition, Silvia Rivas: Landscape to Be Defined. Diana Lowenstein Fine Arts, 2043 N Miami Avenue, Miami. For info: dlfinearts.com
NOVEMBER 2 Time Bomb David Castillo Gallery is presents Time Bomb, Pepe Mar's third solo exhibition with the gallery. Time Bomb debuts three new bodies of work which continue Mar's playful investigation of the history of assemblage, painting and popular culture. David Castillo Gallery, 2234 NW 2nd Ave., Miami. For info: davidcastillogallery.com
NOVEMBER 2 La Habana Moderna The Wolfsonian–Florida International University continues its series of exhibitions with La Habana Moderna, in the Wolfsonian Teaching Gallery at The Patricia & Phillip Frost Art Museum. This small exhibition, on view through April 24, 2011, examines how international cultural and commercial links contributed to the emergence of a modern identity for Havana in the decades before the Cuban Revolution. Frost Art Museum, 10975 SW 17th St; Coral Gables.
Art Never Ends Miami based artist, Skip Van Cel presents Art Never Ends at the Little Haiti Cultural Center Gallery, through November 5th. In this photographic exhibition, Van Cel documents the cat and mouse game between taggers, graffiti artists and the authorities; by turning the lens toward the myriad of buildings and walls on the streets of Little Haiti and Wynwood, that have become a default space for Miami’s “unofficial” creative community. Little Haiti Cultural Center, 212-260 NE 59th Terrace Miami. For info: 305.960.2969.
NOVEMBER 3
OCTOBER 31
NOVEMBER 3
Living to Die, Dying to Live Local artist Rick Falcon opens his second solo exhibition at the Butter Gallery in Wynwood. 2303 NW 2nd Ave; Miami. 6pm. Through November 6. For info: 305-303-6254 or buttergallery.com
OCTOBER 31 Growing Up Agustina Woodgate's work is about relationships. She investigates the ways we compose our rituals, traditions, and narratives through the materials and places around us. The improvisational performances in her Fairy Tale Series are structured like stories with conflicts and a beginning, middle and end. She constructs settings or stages from materials found at the exhibition site and invites musicians to play live during the performance. The artist’s close friends or family members perform along with her; their actions play out the conflicts at the heart of well-known fairytales. Woodgate then records these bent fairytales; the current exhibition are photographs from previous performances based on Rapunzel, Hansel and Gretel, and Sleeping Beauty. Through December 15. Main Library, 101 W. Flagler Street, Miami. For info: 305.375.2665 or mdpls.org.
OCTOBER 31 Storytelling Artformz is showing the work of artists Natasha Duwin, Donna Haynes, and Mary Larsen. Storytelling has always played a role in art, whether through words or images and the exhibition encourages the public to join them in a visual experience of stories and journeys. 171 NW 23rd Street, Miami. artformz.net.
Trajectories Pan American Art Projects is showing the work of Luis Cruz Azaceta with the inauguration of his first exhibition. The show will mark his return to the Miami art scene. Trajectories will include several works from his solo show, Swimming to Havana at the New Orleans Museum of Art earlier this year. Through December 7. PanAmerican ArtProjects, 2450 NW 2nd Ave., Miami. For info: panamericanart.com.
Unveiling Guest curators Laura and Henry Aguilera kick-off Unveiling. A juried group show, Unveiling highlights historical and contemporary techniques in painting, sculpture and mixed media. Nine artists, Roberto Weiss, Ada Balcacer, Carlos Regalado, Lidia Godoi, Rey Carulla, Rosana Tossi, Mari Sanchez, Mildrey Guillot, and Armando Martinez, primarily from Latin American backgrounds or influenced by Latin American art, will be featured. 7pm. Free. 16701 SW 72 Ave., Miami. For info: deeringestate.org.
NOVEMBER 3 Illustrated BakeHouse is showing, Illustrated, a journey from process to result, as it follows the work of BAC illustrators Jean-Paul Mallozzi, Luis Diaz, Mike Rivamonte, Dan Fila and Hugo Patao. Curated by Lauren Wagner. BAC, 561 NW 32nd Street Miami. For info: 305.576.2828 or bacfl.org.
NOVEMBER 4 Sequentia Xavier Cortada's solo exhibit at the Frost Art Museum explores the sequence of events that make up life on the planet from the molecular to the monumental. Sequentia, also references a series of actions Cortada will set in motion to create of a unique strand of DNA. The artist will work with a molecular biologist to synthesize an actual DNA strand made from a sequence generated by museum visitors using Cortada's art. Through January 2. Frost Art Museum, 10975 SW 17th St; Coral Gables. For info: thefrost.fiu.edu
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Rabble-rousers By Ruben Rosario (ruben@sunpostweekly.com)
Watch out, right-wing South Floridians. Michael Moore has invaded the region. Just don’t ask him what his new, top-secret project is all about. “I don’t really talk what I’m working on while I’m working on it. Suffice it to say I’m working on it here in South Florida,” he revealed during last Saturday’s press conference, which took place at the courtyard of Cinema Paradiso to mark the filmmaker’s fourth visit to the Fort Lauderdale International Film Festival, now in its 25th year. Next Tuesday’s elections have gotten me into a politically-minded state of mind. Let this be a warning to the handful of National Review subscribers and Fox News viewers among you: This week’s column may be hazardous to your health. I was a college freshman when I first saw Moore’s debut feature Roger & Me, and the film, still my fa-
vorite from his body of work, played a pivotal role in getting me excited about nonfiction storytelling. Moore’s chronicle of his ill-fated attempts to meet with former General Motors CEO Roger Smith is precisely the film the director cites when I ask him about how his work has changed the playing field for documentary filmmakers. “Roger & Me was the first documentary to play multiplexes in wide release, and from that point on it kicked open the doors for others to be able to have a chance,” he said. The crowd of journalists who attended last weekend’s event asked him all kinds of topical questions. Does he have a prediction regarding the outcome of next week’s elections? (Nope.) What are his thoughts about Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart’s upcoming Washington rallies? (He loves Colbert’s “Keeping Fear Alive” concept, but doesn’t know what to make about Stewart’s event, though he calls the Daily Show host “a force for good.”) Absent from the mostly adulatory line of questioning were any inquiries about the factual inaccuracies in his films, or how he plays fast and loose with event chronology to help support his overall theses. Even more shameless is his use of base emotions to manipulate the audience into siding with his man-against-the-system narrative arcs. The way he grilled Charlton Heston at the end of Bowling for Columbine, for instance, prevented
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me from fully appreciating what he achieved in this Oscar-winning film until repeat viewings deepened my appreciation for it. Despite his frustrating reshaping of events and selective use of vague statistics, though, Moore’s skills as a gifted political satirist are often too conveniently overlooked by the conservative pundits who hate his guts. “I make films because I like to go to the movies. I like to make something for people to [go see] on a Friday night,” he said. In other words, the man is a born entertainer, and unlike some of his more right-leaning counterparts, the filmmaking comes before the soapbox rhetoric. “I think considering it as a film before considering the politics is important because, if you consider the politics first and the film second, the film will usually suck,” he adds. It’s sound advice, one that other filmmakers attempting to follow in Moore’s footsteps would do well to heed. Case in point: Oliver Stone’s South American-tour documentary South of the Border, which makes its DVD debut this week. The film, which should be renamed Chávez and Friends, follows the Wall Street director as he travels across the continent to interview its new left-leaning leaders, including Bolivia’s Evo Morales, the country’s first indigenous president, and Brazil’s Lula da Silva, who would like President Obama to lift the Cuban embargo. Raúl Castro is also seen here, and he comes across as an affable chatterbox who can’t stop going on about his country’s hot-tempered heritage. I would have enjoyed South of the Border considerably more if Stone hadn’t devoted nearly half the running time to bosom buddy Hugo Chávez. It’s obvious the Venezuelan president deserves his own
film, but other than to illustrate the U.S. media’s incomplete, distorted coverage of his rise to power, Stone fails to yield a multi-faceted portrait. He’s all too content playing wide-eyed tourist to Chávez’s role as gracious host. As lopsided as much of Stone’s approach is, I still found South of the Border‘s latter half to be a reasonably informative travelogue. He might not be the most impartial source for information about the changing face of South American politics, but for those viewers fed up with the lack of decent news coverage on this subject north of the equator, it’s a serviceable starting-off point. The most lasting quote comes from former Argentinian president Néstor Kirchner, who appears to have a better understanding of George W. Bush’s motivations than many stateside analysts. “Bush told me that the best way to revitalize a country is war,” he tells a dumbfounded Stone. I’m just itching to find out what Michael Moore would have done with a remark like that. For now, all I can do is wonder about his next film, the one on which he’s reluctant to share any details. (For the record, I’m guessing it will probably deal with immigration reform.) There’s one thing he’s willing to admit, though: You won’t be seeing him partying on South Beach anytime soon. “[Florida] is a great state to come and write, because I have no distractions; there’s nothing here I want to do,” he said. I can already hear my conservative friends sharpening their knives.
Bound COLUMN
Graphically Gruesome This Green Woman Will Completely Unnerve You By John Hood
orror writer Peter Straub has written quite a few books – 17, in fact – most of which have made the bestseller lists. He’s written books with Stephen King (The Talisman, Black House), and he’s edited the work of H.P. Lovecraft (Tales). And while I’ve never read the man myself, he has received tons of praise, and on his mantle rests trophies like the Bram Stoker Award, the World Fantasy Award, and the International Horror Guild Award. So I’m thinkin’ Straub’s doin’ something right anyway. Among Straub’s many works is something called “The Blue Rose Trilogy,” which consists of Koko (’88), Mystery (’90) and The Throat (’93). The star of those shows was one Fielding “Fee” Bandolier, an “unstoppable” serial killer of immense and ugly dimension. Fee must’ve been quite an appealing little murderer too, because bloodlusting book lovers snatched up his deadly deeds as if their own lives depended upon it. Now Fee’s back, and he’s back in the center of a twisted graphic blast entitled The Green Woman (DC/Vertigo $24.99). It’s a form Straub never be-
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fore dared. But if the looks of this vividly robust frolic is any indication, it won’t be the last time he’s done so. Of course the story (which is co-written by Michael Easton) is only part of what drives the graphic; without kickass art it’s only so many words. And in illustrator John Bolton, who’s worked with everyone from Clive Barker (Hellraiser) to Neil Gaiman (The Books of Magic), Straub has found just the man to bring those words to wild life. Make that death. After all, we are talking about a rather accomplished serial killer here. That means very few get outta the story alive or otherwise. If Bandelier’s adversary New York detective Bob Steele has his way though, one of those who’ll get dead will be Fee himself. But as the bodies pile up and the tension increases, getting dead almost starts looking like a reprieve. I jest of course. Getting dead is the last thing anybody wants, even a perennial victim, otherwise why would we sweat it when the bodies hit the floor? Here though one need not worry about anything other than how many corpses you’ll be left with at the end of the deep dark night of the soul. The Green Woman of the title is actually a Tavern, and it is there where the obligatory showdown occurs. Think From Dusk ‘til Dawn all done up in high real surreality and you’ll get some of the idea. Picture a compendium of serial nightmares drawn to brutal perfection and you’ll get some more. “There isn’t a writer born who doesn’t turn into a lying piece of shit once he picks up a pen,” says Fee inside the flap. And that’s a truth that makes this tall tale worth descending to.
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The 411
Drake at his private 24th birthday celebration at the opening of Arcadia
Ileana Morales, Darin Feldman, Micheal Gongora, Coach Cathy at the People We Love party at Cafeina
Patrick Reilly & George Figares at the Opening of the Bay
COLUMN
Dig These New Digs By Mary Jo Almeida-Shore maryjoshore@aol.com
ARKADIA
Nat Moore, Louise Gathright, Wendell Beard, Dwight Stephenson
Bob Pechon, Charlie DeLucca, Nat Moore at the kick off reception for his foundation
In Miami, where just about everything must be built above ground, many of us have a fascination for cozy basement-like spaces. Take places like B-Bar at the Betsey, Louis at the Gansevoort, and Florida Room at Delano, to name a few. While these are technically not basements, they require entrance through some sort of downward hallway/stairwell, which is the best we’re going to get around these parts. Enter, Arkadia, the new intimate dance lounge in the Fontainebleau’s “basement” which opened over the weekend. The place occupies the former Blade space and boasts the same scant lighting, low ceilings and intimate booths minus the fishy smell from the old joint (Who serves sushi in a poorly ventilated space?) There’s also a supersized bar and a second bar and pool table towards the back. The name Arkadia is a throwback to the arcade that used to occupy the space in yesteryear, before it was an ice skating rink. Some of us recall ice-skating in that rink circa 1980. If you prefer the outdoors, the lounge extends outside by the pool, with comfortable cabanas and banquettes. You can expect to hear House music, including tunes by Tiesto on November 6 and Paul Oakenfold the following week. For those of you who’ve missed Home Cookin’ there’s a poolside BBQ at 10 p.m. on Tuesday nights. Michael Capponi, Jeff Soffer and David Grutman hosted the official grand opening celebration for Arkadia late Sunday afternoon. Following sunset cocktails, the crowd ventured inside and enjoyed music by basketballplayer-turned-DJ- Rony Seikaly. This being Miami, there was an “unofficial” pre- grand opening party on Saturday night at the club for Drake’s 24th birthday where he was honored as a Grey Goose Rising Icon, sponsored by, you guessed it, Grey Goose. Guests including Ashanti, Edward Norton, Birdman, Dallas Austin, LeBron James, Alex Rodriguez, Elle McPherson and many others joined Drake in his celebration. Ashanti spent the night chatting with Birdman while LeBron and A-Rod partied together. Drake appeared laid back for most of the night. Bacardi Execs Chauncey Hamlett and Julious Grant; and Haute Living’s Jilian Sanz, Sarah Mirmelli, Angela Santopinto, Carmen Ucelay; stylist Ashley Lloret and The Chamber Group’s Mashariki Williamson.
DOWN AT THE BAY The Bay, a new waterfront mega-club/restaurant, opened last weekend on Kennedy Causeway. All things considered: beautiful view, delectable eats (by one of our fave toques, Guilly Booth) abundant cocktails, great music, lots of Charlie Boy DeLucca, Elizabeth Gonzales
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dancing room and a fabulous crowd- the Bay gets our seal of approval. An intimate crowd of Miami locals gathered to preview the grandiose waterfront space on Friday night, including WSVN 7’s Louis Aguirre and Craig Stevens, Miami Beach Commissioner Michael Gongora, James Wark of Guilt City and pop-singer Corey Michaels joined co-owners Patrick Reilly and George Figares for the private party and enjoyed sounds by DJ Troy Kurtz. Executive Chef Guily Booth’s new “Americana with a twist menu,” includes slight variations on our old favorites: Manchego/chorizo stuffed bacon wrapped dates and lump crab cakes and soon to be faves: New England Lobster Roll and black seafood risotto. The Bay is a fun, relaxed gay friendly space which offers a much needed, versatile venue for dinner, late night partying and long brunches on the water.
FUNKSHION HEATS UP SETAI AND BASS Funkshion, a.k.a. Fashion Week Miami held its 15th season of runway shows this past week, drawing the usual stellar crowd of designers, VIPs, politicians, and fashion forward, who convened at, around and between the Bass Museum, Setai Hotel and Set nightclub for 5 days of shopping, runway shows and parties fueled by Wodka Vodka. Noteworthy shows included The Red Dress show, The Richie Rich PopLuxe, Sarahi House of Fashion and Krell Wear. Organizers and designers have already begun preparations for the March 2011 season! One of the many highlights of Funkshion is undoubtedly Vanidades’ ‘Magia de la Moda’ fashion event, now its fifth season. The event, which took place at the Bass Museum, was emceed by Satcha Pretto, co-host of Univision’s Primer Impacto, and showcased the season’s chicest eveningwear and accessories with a surprise finale and appearance by Luca Luca’s Creative Director Raul Melgoza. Pretto kicked off the runway show by saying, “It is an honor to be here this evening to present the fifth anniversary of ‘Magia de la Moda. Most importantly, we are thrilled to bring everyone together again to celebrate established and emerging designers alike, with a collaborative evening of incredible vision and talent that will certainly not disappoint.” Trina Turk kicked-off the 70 looks, followed by Elie Tahari Bal Harbour, Ina Soltani, Jacqueline Quinn and Laundry by Shelly Segal. Elegant handbags by Laura Buccellati and Beautiful People along with footwear by Sergio Rossi Bal Harbour and bold jewelry by Daniella Kronfle and Diane Marie Designs which completed each look. Showcasing the looks on the runway were television personalities including Telemundo’s Azu-
Chef Guily Booth & Louie Spetrini at the Bay Bash
George Figares & Louis Aguirre at the Bay opening
Azucena Cierco at the Vanidades show
Alejandra Espinoza at the Vanidades show
Funkshion
cena Cierco, Jorge Bernal and Quique Usales; Univision’s Alejandra Espinoza; Mega TV’s Angie Perez; actresses Ivelyn Giro, Jessica Fox and Martiza Rodriquez; actor and singer Melvin Cabrera; and international model Ines Rivero, who cascaded down the runway in a Luca Luca gown for the finale.
MOORE GIVES MORE All-time NFL/Dolphin great, Nat Moore, (known for his “Helicopter Catch” while making a reception against the New York Jets in 1984) hosted the kick off for his Foundation’s fund raising season for the 2011 Canon Florida Golf Classic on Wednesday at the Miami International Links Golf and Country Club. Joining Moore at the reception, was his wife, Pat, along with Dwight Stephenson, NFL Hall of Famer and Former Miami Dolphin Starting Center; Nat Moore Foundation Board Members: Jim Rosetta, Sergio Pereira and his daughter Lauren Pereira; Bob and Jenny Pechon, Wendell and Carolyn Beard, Joanie Connors and Derrick Milhous, Richard and Louise Gathright, Frank Jantzen, Lance Joseph, Maury Joseph, Jim Kiely and Susan Goldstein. The Foundation is dedicated to providing educational, cultural and recreational activities to South Florida’s disadvantaged youth, ages 5 to 18, and has raised and dispersed nearly $2 million to various youth and social service organizations, helping more than 40 students attain their higher education through scholarships and providing support services to hundreds of children and youth through academic, fitness and life-skills programs. For more information on the Nat Moore Foundation and the 2011 Canon Florida Golf Classic to be held in March, call 305.770.0995 or e-mail info@natmoorefoundation.net.
Funkshion
Funkshion
Richie Rich at Funkshion
CELEBRITY SIGHTINGS: Last Friday, Burn Notice star, Jeffrey Donovan, was spotted working his guns, no pun intended, at Equinox Fitness Club South Beach. Onlookers were impressed with Donovan’s dedicated work- out routine: arms, chest, abs, oooh aaah! On Tuesday, Donovan hit up Picnic for a breakfast burrito. Looks like it’s back to the gym. Alex Rodriguez was spotted on Monday hitting the South Beach destination. The New York Yankee worked off his South Beach weekend with an 80 minute cardio routine. Celebrity fashion stylist, Rachel Zoe, and her husband Rodger Berman had dinner at Rocco’s Tacos & Tequila Bar in Boca Raton on Saturday night. Miami’s hottest couple: Heat star Dwyane Wade and actress Gabrielle Union enjoyed an intimate dinner at Café Prima Pasta on Sunday. The regulars told sources that Café Prima Pasta is their favorite restaurant. A well-dressed Terrell Owens dined at Miss Yip Chinese Café Lincoln Road on Thursday night. The NFL player enjoyed a spicy Mongolian Beef along with a few other Miss Yip favorites and of course, more spicy sauce. Miami Heat’s James Jones kicked off Kitchen 305’s weekly all-you-caneat-stone crab season and celebrated his birthday last Friday night at the Newport Beachside Hotel & Resort. The Spam Allstars performed during the party.
NWS Fellows Matthew Eckenoff, Karin Andreasen, and Matthew Roitstein
Clement Fatovic and Rebecca Mandelman at the Friends of the NWS party.
NWS Fellow Kevin Businsky and Hyojin Ahn at the New World Symphony party
Joe Mizener and Stacey Glassman at the Friends of the New World Symphony party
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GO! UPCOMING SOCIAL EVENTS
It’s All About Halloween By Maryanne Salvat maryanne@sunpostweekly.com
ONE BAL HARBOUR WEEKLY WINE TASTING On Thursday, October 28th, ONE Bal Harbour Resort & Spa continues their weekly wine tasting series, highlighting the flavors of the Mendoza region of Argentina. After the tasting, guests can dine at ONE Kitchen & Bar and enjoy a 25% discount on signature dishes from the region. Complimentary valet will be provided. For more information go to OneLuxuryHotels.com or call 305-455-5400.
KING JAMES HOSTS MANSION
GATSBY GONE GOTH
Basketballs have been bouncing across VIPs doorsteps bearing the MANSION logo and revealing that Lebron James will be hosting his “Trilogy A-List” party at Mansion on Friday, October 29th after The Heat’s first home game. DJ Irie will be spinning the soundtrack to the evening, and celebrity guests will be expected at the event.
On Saturday, October 30th, join Michelle Leshem, Jose Ortiz, Danny Santiago, Lolo Reskin, Anthony Spinello, Nick D’Annunzio, Jipsy and David Glass for the Halloween bash of the year, Gatsby Gone Goth: a dark and gothic homage to the king of the roaring 20’s, the Great Gatsby. The festivities begin at 9 p.m. at the Raleigh Hotel. For tickets and more information, go to gatsbygonegoth.com.
SPECIAL HALLOWEEN SCREENING: “THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW”
CAFEINA PRESENTS: NIGHTMARE ON 23RD STREET
On Saturday, October 30th the Gusman Center for the Perfoming Arts will be showing a special screening of the favored classic “The Rocky Horror Picture Show”. This spectacular Halloween evening features complimentary cocktails starting at 8 p.m. courtesy of Grand Marnier & Belvedere IX. Take home a keepsake photo taken in the themed photo booth by nightlife photographer Jipsy (NefariousGirl). Before the movie starts at 9 p.m. grab your complimentary goody bag and prepare to take part in the Virgin Sacrifice of Rocky Horror first-timers! Audience participation will be led by a troupe of actors. After the screening, guests will receive free admission to the official after party at Grand Central nightclub, 697 N. Miami Avenue, where Poplife will present a live performance by the New York-based group Eclectic Method. Proceeds will benefit the theater. For more information or to purchase tickets go to gusmancenter.org.
On Saturday, October 30, at 8 p.m., Cafeina will transform its interior lounge/art gallery and outdoor garden into the setting of its “Nightmare on 23rd Street” Halloween soirée. Inspired by Wes Craven’s iconic thriller series Nightmare on Elm Street, the event will feature Miss Elaine Lancaster as DJ and emcee of a costume contest that offers one lucky winner paid airfare to New Orleans for Mardi Gras 2011. Southern Comfort will also be on-site to pass out complimentary shots to party goers (queued by the Nightmare on Elm Street theme song “1, 2, Freddy’s Coming for You”) throughout the evening. Cafeina employees will be dressed in Freddy Krueger-inspired attire; a fog laden outdoor garden will provide a spooky setting and there will be 2 for $275.00 bottle specials on Grey Goose vodka. Admission is complimentary. Advance table reservations are available by contacting info@cafeinamiami.com
SPOOKTACULAR WEEKEND ON LINCOLN ROAD The Lincoln Road Association is hosting a wealth of exciting events sure to please all ages during its 2010 Halloween Weekend Extravaganza. For a complete listing of the activities that will be held on Lincoln Road this weekend go to gohrmc.com/HalloweenonLincoln.com.
THE REEL HORROR BALL On Sunday, October 31st, join the Gansevoort Miami Beach as it presents The Reel Horror Ball. This sinful event begins at 8 p.m. with a 1920’s Prohibition-Era Themed Dinner Party at STK and continues with an after party at Coco DeVille. The cost for both events is $20. Proceeds from ticket sales benefit the Florida Breast Health Initiative. For more information go to wantickets.com/reelhorrorball.
BOO-BASH AT RA On Sunday, October 31st, RA Sushi in South Miami makes the perfect hot spot for ghoulish tricks and treats during the Boo-Bash Halloween edition of the restaurant’s already popular Sunday night “Flying Fish Lounge.” The freakish fun starts at 8 p.m. with music, a variety of half-priced sushi and appetizers, plus great drink specials topped off with a “Best Costume” contest awarding the winner with a $100 RA gift certificate.
KICK OFF FOR A WILD BRUNCH On Monday, November 1st, join Morton’s The Steakhouse Miami Beach and the Humane Society of Greater Miami for a kick- off event celebrating the 14th Annual Brunch for the Animals. To RSVP and for more information contact Laurie Hoffman at 305.749.1815.
GREAT VOICES UNITE On Thursday, November 4th, in celebration of the upcoming Sounding Off For A Cure Concert on February 10th, Voices Against Brain Cancer will toast to the launch of the Florida Chapter with a special cocktail at D Rodriguez Cuba in The Hotel Astor featuring the sounds of Conjunto Progreso. The event will begin at 7 p.m. and will include special appearances by Mario Lichtenstein, Founder of Voices Against Brain Cancer; Chef Douglas Rodriguez , Charity Ambassadors: Alan and Diane Lieberman, Aleco & Carolina Azequet, Alexia and Herman Echevarria, Alfredo and Elizabeth Beracasa, Andrew & Shari Menachem, Belkys Nerey, Brandon and Giovanna Lieb, Brian Elias, Carlos Betancourt, the Cervera Family, Diego and Gisela Lowenstein, Frank Amadeo, Ingrid Casares, Kamal Hotchandani, Leslie Munsell, Louis Aguirre, Luis Garcia Fanjul, Lynn Martinez, Maria Celeste Arraras, Mari Alarcon-Grimalt), Norma Quintero, Oscar and Carole Seikaly, Rik and Raquel Watters, and Yolanda and Jeff Berkowitz. D Rodriguez Cuba is located at the Hotel Astor 956 Washington Avenue. For more information contact Lauren Gnazzo at Lauren@ThePattonGroupInc.com. Page 22 • Thursday, October 28, 2010 • SunPost Weekly • www.sunpostweekly.com
Society
By Jeannette Stark, Society Editor
Angel Aroyo and Hostess Rita Morgan
Bill Mathay, Rita and Maryjane Hubbard
Glamorous Socialite Rita Morgan Sparkles at Soiree Once again socialite Rita Morgan hosts her inner circle of friends to the opening season dance party at the Miami Shores Country Club. As the guess arrived they were delighted with the magnificient table arrangement of glorious orchids created by Reggi Armstrong of Reggi & Michael Designs. Rita has always been well-known for her love of dancing and throughout several years she and her husband Michael were always the center of attention as they whirled around the dance floor. Once again she lead the way enjoying the music and the joy of dancing. Guests each received an orchid as a farewell to a grand evening.
Managing Partner Illde Quintero and wife, David Tripoli, Jeannette Stark and renowned artist Gustavo Novoa.
Truluck’s Restaurant Opens on Brickell The Opening of truluck’s was a gourmet's delight. Fresh Florida Stonecrab claws, Puget Sound Dungeness crab, superlump blue crabcakes, roasted beef tenderloin with Alaskan King crab mofongo...the dishes just kept coming. Everything was so fresh, delicious and sweet that my tastebuds are still rejoicing. Our made in Heaven dinner ended with dessert platters of carrot cake, chocolate malt cake, key lime pie and macerated berries...mmmm, divine and I have yet to mention the Pouilly Fuisse and the other wines we were served. Truluck's has a fleet of their own boats which go out into the Gulf of Mexico to their fisheries on the isle of Capri every day to catch and bring back the amazing stonecrabs that were served at the opening party. Treat yourself to dinner at this amazing restaurant. Truluck's Seafood Steak and Crab House is located at 777 Brickell Ave in Miami. For more information visit trulucks.com or call 305-570-0035.
Angel Aroyo, Rita Morgan, Ednagene Schofman and Earl Helfman
Norma Huttoe, Dempsey Limbaugh and Hostess Rita
Seated: Jonathan and Anslie Bloom and Judge Philip Bloom. Standing: Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz and Rep. Elaine Bloom seen at the opening of Joe's South Beach.
Reggi Armstrong and Lou de Carloπ
Floral Decorations created by design expert Reggi of Reggi and Michael Designs
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Style FASHION
Lorie Lester Loves MiMo By Jennifer Fragoso
Miami designer Lorie Lester creates a workspace she can call her own in MiMo. Opening her first brick and mortar studio/storefront on Biscayne Boulevard. The overall concept of bohemian glamour seems to fit both the designer and the location very well. As Lester explained, “I wanted it to feel like a place my mind can be free of clutter and could really get in the zone to design. I knew I had to be in MiMo—I’m surrounded by so much architectural history and constantly inspired. I have a passion for finding vintage pieces and giving them a modern twist.” Lorie began selling her designs in 2007 to local retailers directly and is now branching out into the world of retail. The Lorie Lester Studio + Boutique will house her own contemporary sportswear collections as well as other specialty labels including Mike Street Wear Brand, Formal Street Wear Brand, Beautiful People Handbags, Gorjana Jewelry and Ankora Jewelry. The 1,400 square-foot space boasts not only the boutique but a studio and cutting room as well. Giving Lester greater insight into the needs of her clients. It seems that there could be no better place for Ms. Lester to create than in her very own retail and studio space. Lorie Lester Studio + Boutique is located at 6301 Biscayne Boulevard, Ste 103 Miami, FL. Store hours are Monday through Thursday from 11am to 7pm and Friday through Saturday from 12pm to 8pm. The official grand opening party will be held on November 11 from 7:00 p.m. to 9:00 p.m. For additional information, please visit lorielester.com or call 305.756.8070.
ABOVE: A PEEK INSIDE THE BOUTIQUE. BELOW LEFT: LORIE LESTER IN HER ATELIER. THE SUNPOST LOVES INDEPENDENT DESIGNERS TOO!
ABOVE AND LEFT: A SAMPLING OF HER RESORT, SUMMER AND FALL DESIGNS.
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Sex COLUMN
Pole Power By Dr. Sonjia Kenya
Sonjia@drsonjia.com Do strippers get married? Not often, according to men in Miami. I couldn’t find a man who would marry a stripper, but I found plenty of men who wanted a real woman that could strip. What’s the difference? Strangers pay professional strippers plenty to take it off in public. Women who do it for their man perform in private and rarely reap a profit (more about that later). I’ve got to be honest with you reader. This article is inspired by a couple in my neighborhood. I’m pretty sure they met while he was paying a pretty penny to watch her dirty dance. I have no concrete evidence of their former life, but her tiny waist, pretty face, huge chest, and torn up teeth combined with his hunched back, diminishing gray hair, bifocals and high white socks makes me believe she was starring on stage when love struck. After all, what other profession requires boosting your breasts before fixing rotten teeth? Like my conservative neighbor, I was pretty sure many other men had also considered the appeal of a woman who could whirl while wearing pasties. Thus, I was shocked when more than a dozen men told me they would never consider coitus with an erotic entertainer, much less marriage. I was a less surprised when the men said they appreciate the unique talents of strippers and would love their woman to wiggle up a pole, as long as she wasn’t a pro. “No, never,” said one of my beach volleyball buddies who’s been in an on and off relationship with the same person for over 10 years. The four other male players agreed with him, and one single guy in his early 40s justified their perspective. “They’re nice, fun, easy. But they treat everyone the same so it’s hard to feel special. How could anyone be a with a woman who gets naked and flirts with other men for a living?” Among the nods of agreement, another player interjected, “Well, I might date someone if she used to strip a long time ago. It would be great to have a woman who could move like a stripper, as long as she didn’t do it on stage.” From all different directions, I heard happy voices, “Yes. Of course, that’s different. Absolutely. Yes.” The Starbucks manager in his late 20s told me he would never date a stripper because, “the lines can get fuzzy. If she takes it off for $500, will she go all the way for $1500?” A dentist from Brickell sur-
prised me with his response and challenged my commitment to research. “Guys only go to strip clubs because the girls are different from what they have at home. They do tricks and move like a girl you don’t know. We like sexy moves but it’s hard to really like a stripper. Honestly, the girls in most strip clubs aren’t even that hot. Haven’t you seen them?” Duty Calls. Although a virgin to strip clubs, my commitment to research forces many selfless sacrifices, so I popped the cherry and investigated public performances designed for pubic pleasure. Given my inexperience in this behavioral domain, I required experts on my research team and recruited my very own Lawman, who prior to loving me, did his own unscientific studies on star strippers. As a comprehensive investigator, I made one final sacrifice and signed up for pole dancing lessons. Somehow, someway, I was determined to swing myself into the world of strippers. I got excited when we passed Tootsies cabaret on the way home from a Hurricanes football game and asked Lawman if we could turn around to begin our study. The ever-committed research assistant, Lawman was also eager to initiate the investigation. I was allowed in for free and Lawman had to pay a bit. I was overwhelmed when we entered as pretty ladies wearing next to nothing smiled and led us to a table on the main floor. The place was huge. Sparkling lights, tons of men wearing Hurricane jerseys and quite a few women were also in the audience. Drinks were served by a sexy lady in lingerie and what seemed like hundreds of beautiful women sauntered on stage in a line-up, swinging their hips and licking their lips as they paraded around and eventually retreated behind a curtain. Over the next hour or so, each of the ladies took their turn starring on stage, slipping out of their costumes while performing a solo dance for hundreds of customers. Some slid into sexy poses on the ground so strangers could see inside their private parts and others performed standing up, lifting legs, and bending over to optimize exposure. Many climbed up and swung down poles, wrapping their bodies into accommodating positions while easing single dollar bills into their undies. Performers provided a spectrum of colors,
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shapes, and sizes. Some were exceptional, some were forgettable. The good ones were more talented at seducing with their eyes while subtly sliding into erotic angles on beat to the music. By the time we left, I was feeling confident about my ability to develop such skills because anyone could tell the only difference between these performers was practice. The more they trained, the better they entertained. Time for training camp. Following the study protocol, I read all the instructions and waivers when I signed up for my first pole dancing class. I walked into the studio to find the instructor tutoring students, showing how to isolate and pop each butt cheek in a rapid pace. Despite my attention to fine print, I quickly learned that I was ill-equipped for class, as I was without seven inch platform heels; an obvious staple in every stripper’s wardrobe. The instructor recognized me as a pole-dancing virgin and used those exact words to introduce me to the class whose average age was at least a decade less than mine. She then smiled and said, “Since today is focused on chair dancing, I’ll let you participate this one time in bare feet but in the future, appropriate attire is mandatory.” I considered myself warned and wondered if stripper platforms were expensive. We began on the floor with a soothing stretch that included yoga poses and core toning exercises while Little Wayne rapped in the background. Soon the ladies were strapping on heels and twisting themselves around unoccupied chairs. The hot little instructor called out officer please and the ladies turned around with their rear to the chair, spread their legs, and put their hands in the air like they were being frisked by a policeman. When my first class was over, I had learned to crawl on the floor and roll into a seductive rising iris position, lift myself up using the stripper stance, rotate my hips to isolate my butt cheeks as I circled the chair before begging for mercy in the officer please pose. The moves were choreographed into a routine and I left the studio feeling damn sexy. I got my stripper shoes and was excited about the next class, until I arrived and realized I bought
the wrong kind of heels. Although they were the standard seven inches and clear plastic, I naively picked a pair without ankle straps; apparently a necessity if you don’t want your shoes to fall off while dancing. Who knew the uniform had so many requirements? Fortunately strippers share. A classmate generously offered to let me wear her extras and before I could accept, another classmate also offered up her spare shoes. Wow, this project has changed my life. I now know women with stripper shoe collections. After the same yoga-esque warm-up, the instructor began the ‘Coyote Ugly’ class. Just like the movie, we danced on a pretend bar for tips to the tunes of Britney Spears’ Womanizer. The choreography taught me to drag my feet into a sexy walk, bump my behind up and down while crawling, and use the pole as a prop to hold while wiggling my rear in front of fake customers. It was so much fun and I’m still hoping to hear Womanizer next time I’m out with Lawman. I was finally ready for the twirl and climb class. Or at least I thought I was until I got there. During the warm-up, the instructor began calling out names of moves and my classmates would take some steps, swing onto the pole, climb it, slither down, and land into a sexy floor pose while Snoop Dogg rapped away. The instructor quickly realized I needed some private lessons and she expertly showed me how small adjustments lead to immediate improvements. Within minutes, I could also take two steps forward, jut out my hip and swing my legs around the pole. By the middle of class, I could climb to the top of the pole and blushed as my classmates gave me a warm round of applause. At the end of class, I was amazed at my new ability to climb high, swing into the fireman, butterfly, and almost the jackknife position. My arms burned but my ego soared. I decided it was time to synthesize the data and test my skills. After work last Friday, I invited Lawman over for a show. I slithered in my stripper shoes and out of my clothes as I danced, crawled, and rolled to the sounds of Prince. Lawman’s smile was as bright as the sun. Soon enough, real paper money began floating my way and I estimated about fifty dollars was on my living room floor when the show was over. Lawman was inspired to make love and I was inspired to keep dancing so I could earn more money. Who says only the pros should get paid? Later that night we discussed our options. I counted my dough and offered to perform more often if compensation was involved. Even though he laughed in my face, I bought a piggy bank the following day and placed it next to the bed. Nothing’s in it yet, but I’m hopeful that he’ll consider my research expenses and contribute to the cause. After all, stripper shoes ain’t cheap.
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