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sRe v i e w Doc t orWhoi sapr og r a mmea boutc ha ng e . I t ' sa l wa y sbe e nc r i t i c a l l y a c c l a i me di ns omef or m ora not he r , a ndi t ' sa l s obe e nak e ypa r tof Br i t i s hhe r i t a g ea ndc ul t ur ef orma nyy e a r s . But , l i k et hema i npr ot a g oni s thi ms e l f ; t hec ha r a c t e r i s e dg l uet ha tha sc ons t a nt l yk e ptt he s hows t uc kt og e t he r ; t het i met r a v e l e rwhos epe r s ona l i t ya nda ppe a r a nc eha st a k e ne l e v e ndi ffe r e ntoffic i a l f or msa nde v e nmor eunoffic i a l one sov e rt hepa s tne a r 50y e a r s , t hes howc ons t a nt l yc ha ng e s . I t c ha ng e swi t hne wl e a dwr i t e r s , i tc ha ng e swi t ht het i me sa ndi tmos t de fini t e l yc ha ng e swi t heDoc t orhi ms e l f , nott ome nt i onhi sc ount l e s sc ompa ni ons . I nt hemi ds tofa l l t hi sc ha ng eanumbe rofpr obl e msha v epoppe dupov e rt hey e a r s : pl ot hol e s , c ont i nui t ye r r or sa nd s uc h, whi c hc a nl e tt hes e l f pr oc l a i me d' ha r dc or e ' v i e we rdowni f t a k e nt ohe a r t . Fa nsofc l a s s i cDoc t orWhoa nde v e nt heRus s e l l T. Da v i e se r awi l l findaf a i rf e wpr obl e mswi t ht her e c e nt l ybr oa dc a s t e d s e r i e s7( or32, i fy ouwi l l )ope ne r , t i t l e dAs y l um oft heDa l e ksEr r or swhi c ha r emos te v i de nti nt hef or m ofi s s ue st odowi t ht he Doc t or ' sg r e a t e s ta dv e r s a r yt he ms e l v e s . Nowl e t ' sg e tonet hi ngpe r f e c t l yc l e a r : Ia bs ol ut e l ya dor eDoc t orWho a ndIa dor ei tnowmor et ha nIe v e rdi dbe f or ec ur r e ntl e a dwr i t e r S t e v e nMoffa tt ookov e r , butIdon' tt a k ei tt oos e r i ous l y . Al e a d wr i t e rc a n' twr i t eas t or yofhi sownba s e da r ounda na dv e r s a r yt ha t ha sbe e npr e s e nti nas hows i nc ei t ss e c onds e r i a l wi t houtc r e a t i ng c ont i nui t yi s s ue s , a ndt ha t ' saf a c t , buts oc a l l e ddi e ha r dsf e e l t he ne e dt opoi ntoutunobv i ouse r r or sa nds e et he ma se pi s oder ui ne r s . Fa nswhoe x pe c t e dS t e e Mot owa t c he v e r yDa l e ks t or ye v e rbr oa dc a s t be f or ewr i t i nghi sDa l e kde buta r equi t ef ool i s h, t os a yt hel e a s t , be c a us ewhe ny oul ookpa s tt hes l i g ht l ybot c he dc ont i nui t yt he r ei sa n a bs ol ut e l yf a nt a s t i cs t or yi nAs y l um oft heDa l e ks , pa i r e dwi t hf a nt a s t i cpr oduc t i onv a l ue s( e s pe c i a l l yf oraBBCbudg e t )a ndape r s ona l a dor a t i onofmi newhi c hc ome si nt hef or m ofs omet r ul yphe nome na l di r e c t i onf r om Ni c kHur r a n, whoa l s owor k e dont wos t e l l a rhi t f r om l a s ty e a r , eGi r l whoWa i t e da ndeGodCompl e x . S pe a ki ng ofl a s ty e a r , Doc t orWho' ss i x t hr e v i v e ds e r i e ss a wal otmor ehe a ds c r a t c hi ngt ha nmos twi t hi t sc ompl e xpl otl i ne sa ndt i me y wi me y ma dne s s , butt ha nkf ul l ywi t hs e r i e s7Moffa tha swi pe dt hes l a t e c l e a na ndg oneba c kt ot heba s i c swi t hav e r ys ophi s t i c a t e d, e a s yt o unde r s t a nds c r i ptt ha twor k e dwonde r sonourTVs c r e e ns .

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eDoc t ori sba c ka ndhe ' sma dehi sr e t ur nwi t hapa r t i c ul a r l y e x pl ode y wode yba ng . Ont hebui l dupt oi t sbr oa dc a s t , As y l um wa spus he da sama s s i v e s howdownbe t we e nt heDoc t ora ndhi sg r e a t e s tf oe s , f e a t ur i ng quot e onquot e" e v e r yDa l e kt he r ee v e rwa s " . Whi l ei ns i g ht f ul f a ns wi l l s pott heS pe c i a l We a ponsDa l e ka ndt hel i k ei nt heba c kg r ound, t hi se pi s oder e a l l yi s n' ta boutt ha ta ta l l . Wha tt hee pi s odei sf oc us e d oni sha r dt ode s c r i bewi t houtg i v i nga wa yapa r t i c ul a r l yg a r g a nt ua n s poi l e r , butl e t ' sj us ts a ywe ' r ei nt r oduc e dt oas t or ye l e me ntt ha twi l l c ov e rt hewhol eofs e r i e s7, notj us tt hec ur r e ntc ompa ni ons ' l a s t hur r a h. I t ' sa l s or e l e v a ntt ot hes ubhe a di ngIt y pe duppr e c e di ngt hi s r e v i e w( i fy oug ott ha tr e f e r e nc e , whe nc a nwea r r a ng et hema r r i a g e ? ) . a toutoft hewa y , l e t ' sg e tonwi t ht hes t or y ; As y l um oft he Da l e ksope nsupwi t haf a s t pa c e dpr e i nt r os e que nc e , whi c hs e e st he Doc t or , AmyPonda ndRor yWi l l i a mski dna ppe dbyt he i rpl ung e r a r me da dv e r s a r i e st hr oug hme a nsoft hemy s t e r i ousDa l e k' Puppe t s ' t ha tt heS pa c eNa z i sha v es e ntt odot he i rdi r t ywor k. Onei ni t i a l l y t hi nkst ha tt he s ene wl yi nt r oduc e dki dna ppe r sha v ec omeoutofnowhe r e , buta tt hes t a r toft hes e c onda c tt he y ' r ee x pl a i ne di napa r t i c ul a r l yf a npl e a s i ngf a s hi on, wi t haf a nt a s t i cr e f e r e nc et ooneof S t e e Mo' ss e r i e s1s t or i e

ePa r l i a me ntoft heDa l e ksi soneofma nyi mpr e s s i v es i g ht s t obe hol df oundwi t hi nt hi se pi s ode . Looka ta l l ' at he m Da l e ks !


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F . . o . l l owi ngt he i rki dna ppi ng , t heDoc t ora ndt hePondsa r es ummone d t ot he' Pa r l i a me ntoft heDa l e ks ' , a not he rs uppos e dl yne we l e me ntof Da l e kl or et ha twa sa c t ua l l yi ns omewa yr e f e r e nc e di nc l a s s i cs t or i e s butne v e re x pl or e d. Ma n, i ts e e msf ore v e r yc ont i nui t ye r r ori nt hi s e pi s odet he r e ' sabuc k e toff a ns e r v i c e . ePa r l i a me ntpl e a s e st he e y e sofnonf a ns , t oo, t ha nkst oHur r a n' ss t e l l a rc i ne ma t og r a phy . i s s c e neha st hes t or yoft hee pi s odes e tupr a t he rs wi f t l y , wi t huss e e i ng ane ws i det ot heDa l e ks . Yous e e , t he y ' r ei nqui t et hepi c kl e-e i r As y l um, apl a ne tt ha thous e st hemos ti ns a ne , unc ont r ol l a bl eoft he i r ki ndr i g htt ot hec or e , ha sbe e nbr e a c he dbya nunknownv e s s e l . Ev e n t hede a dl i e s twa r r i or si nt heuni v e r s efindf e a ri nt hepr os pe c tofa " t s una mi ofi ns a neDa l e ks "a nds e i z et heoppor t uni t yt os e ndt he Doc t ora ndhi sc ompa ni onst ot hepl a ne tt or e mov ei t ' sf or c e fie l d f r om t hei ns i de , s ot heDa l e ks hi psc a ni ni t i a t eama s s e x t e r mi na t i on i nv ol v i ngbot ht hec l e a ns i ngoft he i rpl a ne ta ndt hede mi s eoft he i r a dv e r s a r y . . . Andac oupl eofhuma nsi nt hef or m ofAmya ndRor ya sa l i t t l ee x t r a . S pe a ki ngofAmya ndRor y , t heDoc t or ' sl ong r unni ngc ompa ni ons pl a y e dbyKa r e nGi l l a na ndAr t hurDa r v i l l , t he y ' r es ur pr i s i ng l ymy onl yr e a l s t a ndoutfla wwi t ht hi se pi s ode . e i ra c t i nga nddi a l og ue a r ea sbr i l l i a nta se v e r( t he r e ' sonet r ul ye mot i ona l s c e nel a t e ront ha t s e e sKa r e na ndAr t hurpl a youtt he i rc ha r a c t e r sbe t t e rt ha ne v e r be f or e )butt hes i t ua t i ont he y ' r epl a c e di ns e e msal i t t l ef or c e d. You s e e , t hePonds ' ma r r i a g ei s n' te x a c t l yg oi ngs moot hl y . Why ?We l l , y ou' l l ha v et owa t c ht hee pi s odea ndfindout . Bute v e nf ol l owi ngt he e x pl a na t i onoft he i rr oug ht i meIs t i l l f e l tt ha tt hi si nc l us i onwa s me r e l yt oma k et hee pi s odet ha tbi tmor ei nt e r e s t i nga nda c t ua l l y g i v eKa r e na ndAr t hurs ome t hi ngt odo . ehi g hl i g htoft hi se pi s ode i s n' tt he s ec ha r a c t e r s , whoa r es e tt ol e a v ei nt hefif t he pi s odeoft hi s s e r i e s , nori si tt hef oc us . And, a sa f or e me nt i one d, eDa l e ksa r e n' t e x a c t l yt hef oc use i t he r( a l t houg ht he y ' r es t i l l f a nt a s t i ci nc l us i ons whohe l pk e e pt hes t or yg oi ng , nott ome nt i ont hef a c tt ha tt he y ' r e t ha nkf ul l yba c kt obe i ngde a dl y ) . No, i t ' sMa t tS mi t ha seDoc t or a ndt hee pi s ode ' sbi gt wi s tt ha ta r eunde ni a bl yt hebe s tt hi nga bout As y l um' spl ot , a ndt he yr e a l l ys t e a l t hes how.

Anot he rma s s i v ehi g hl i g hti st hepr oduc t i on. Ni c kHur r a n' sc i ne ma t og r a phyi sa tt i me sa bs ol ut e l yg or g e ous , wi t honehi g hl i g htbe i nga n a s t oni s hi ngs c e net ha ti nv ol v e sa l t e r e dpe r c e pt i ona nda not he rj us t be f or et hec l os i ngmome nt soft hee pi s ode . emus i c , whi c hf oronc e doe s n' tma i nl yc ons i s tofmot i f soft hel ong r unni ngt he me' Ia mt he Doc t or ' , i sa l s oa not he rbr i l l i a nts e tofe pi c sc onduc t e dbyt hef a nt a s t i cMur r a yGol d, whoc ompl i me nt st hes l owpa c e dmoodoft hee pi s odewi t hs omebr i l l i a ntne wt r a c ks , nott ome nt i ona ne pi cne w t he met ha tpl a y sa tt he50mi nut eope ne r ' st hr i l l i ngc onc l us i on. e wr i t i ngi sa l s oe x t r e me l yr e f r e s hi ng , a swe ' r efina l l yg e t t i ngaMoffa t s t or yt ha tdoe s n' tf e a t ur eama s sofc onv ol ut e dt i me y wi me ymome nt st ha tc oul dbet oopot e nt i a l l yc onf us i ngf ort hec a s ua l v i e we r . I ns t e a d, As y l um i sas l owpa c e d, c hi l l i ngt hr i l l e rf e a t ur i ngs omej a wdr oppi ng , ' Iwa ntt os we a ra tt hes c r e e n' t wi s t st ha ta r es i mpl ybr l i a nt , a ndt ha ta ny onec oul dunde r s t a nd. Oh, a ndy ouwi l l bes hoc k e d a tt hev a r i ousbombs he l l sdr oppe di nt hi se pi s ode . I t ' sc ompl e t e l y unpr e di c t a bl ea nds t a ndst a l l a soneoft heMoff' sfine rwor ks , f or s ur e .

Concl usi on Looki ngpa s tt hes l i g ht l ybot c he dDa l e kc ont i nui t ya ndt hes l i g ht l y a nnoy i ngf a c tt ha tAmya ndRor yha v enot hi ngt odoi nt hi se pi s ode buta r g uea boutapl otde v i c et ha tma k e sv e r yl i t t l es e ns ef ol l owi ng t he i rpr e v i ousa dv e nt ur e s , t he nS t e v e nMoffa tha st r ul yc r e a t e da n a bs ol ut et our DEf or c ei nAs y l um oft heDa l e ks . . . Wi t ht hehe l pof Ni c kHur r a n' ss t e l l a rdi r e c t i ona swe l l a sMa t tS mi t ha ndt heg a ng ' s br i l l i a ntpe r f or ma nc e s , ofc our s e . e y ' v ebe e npus hi ngt hi ss e tof e pi s ode sa sbl oc kbus t e r s , a ndAs y l um a bs ol ut e l yfit st hebi l l f ort ha t de s c r i pt i on. I t ' sa na bs ol ut ee pi ct ha tdoe sg r e a tt hi ng swi t hi ni t s 50mi nut et i me f r a me , a ndt he r e ' snotawhol el ote l s et oa ddt oa l l oft hea bov e . I nc onc l us i on, As y l um oft heDa l e ksa c hi e v e sa . . .

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sRe v i e w Ye s , a sy ouma yha v eg ue s s e df r om t hequi t ef r a nkl yf a r c i c a l t i t l e , t he s e c ondi ns t a l l me nti nDoc t orWho' ss e v e nt hr e v i v e ds e r i e si sal i g ht he a r t e done . Ar omp, onec oul dr e f e rt oi ta s . Don' tg os pe e di ngdown a s s umpt i onj unc t i onj us ty e t , t houg h, be c a us ei tma ys ur pr i s ey out o he a rt ha tDi nos a ur sonaS pa c e s hi p, t hef our t hDoc t orWhos t or y pe nne dbyChr i sChi bna l l ( Hi spr e v i ouswor ksbe i ng42, eHung r y Ea r t ha ndCol dBl ood)i sa c t ua l l yav e r ys ol i de pi s ode . Oneoft hebe s t ofi t ski nd, i nf a c t . I tmi g hta l s os ur pr i s ey out ohe a rt ha tt he45mi nut e st hi se pi s odepr e s e nt sa l s opa c kss omepr e t t ys e r i ousdr a ma , f a nt a s t i cdi r e c t i onf r om ne wc ome rS a ul Me t z s t e i na ndape r f e c t l y ha ndl e dmi xofCGIa nda ni ma t r oni c sf ort het i t ul a rdi nos a ur s . On t opoft hi s , br i l l i a ntc a s t i ngc hoi c e sf ort hev a s tr a ng eofc ha r a c t e r s , a swe l l a sa na tt i me ss ni g g e r i nduc i ngs c r i pt , c a na l s obea dde dt o e pi s ode2' sl i s tofme r i t s . Oh, a ndt he r e ' saba l l sj ok ei nt he r e , t oo . Onet hi ngy oude fini t e l yha v et ok e e pi nmi ndwhi l ewa t c hi ngChr i s Chi bna l l ' sl a t e s t( a tt het i meofwr i t i ng , a tl e a s t ; He ' sa l s ope nne d e pi s ode4oft hi ss e r i e s )i st ha ti ti s n' tt r y i ngt odoa ny t hi ngg r oundbr e a ki ngi ni t s45mi nut et i me f r a me , de s pi t et hef a c tt ha tapa r t i c ul a r l yc ont r ov e r s i a l , f a ns pl i t t i ngde c i s i onf r om t heDoc t ort a k e spl a c e t owa r dst hee nd. Mor eont ha tl a t e r , t houg h. Asa f or e me nt i one d, Di nos a ur sc e r t a i nl yfit sunde rt hec a t e g or yof' l i g ht he a r t e dr omp' , a si t c ombi ne saf a i rf e we l e me nt s ; ac ons i de r a bl yl a r g e rs e tofc ompa ni ons a soppos e dt opr e v i ousa dv e nt ur e s , as t e l l a rv a r i e t yofl oc a l e s( a tl e a s t i nt hee pi s ode ' spr e c r e di t ss e que nc e ; Onet ha tz oomsbye v e ns wi f t e r t ha nt ha tofAs y l um oft heDa l e ks )a ndmos ti mpor t a nt l y , amul t i l a y e r e dpl ot l i net ha tt a k e spl a c ea l mos ta l ong s i det heki ndofna r r a t i v eonee x pe c t sf r om t het i t l eoft hee pi s ode . Ye s , Chi bna l l ha spul l e d t hes a met r i c ks howr unne rS t e v e nMoffa tdi dwi t hl a s ty e a r ' sdi v i s i v s t or y' Le t ' sKi l l Hi t l e r ' bymi s g ui di ngt hev i e we r ' se x pe c t a t i ons t hr oug hme a nsofa ni nt e nt i ona l l ys pe c i fie dt i t l e . a nkf ul l y , t houg h, Chi bna l l ma na g e st oc ombi net heune x pe c t e de l e me nt soft hi ss t or y wi t ht hedi nos a ura c t i ont ha twa st obee x pe c t e dj udg i ngf r om t he t i t l e , e v e ng oi ngs of a ra st og i v eas upe r b, f a npl e a s i nge x pl a na t i ona s t owhyt hedi nos a ur sr e s i dei ns uc hunf a mi l i a rt e r r a i n. Ba c kt ot he' r omp' s i deoft hi ng s , i twoul d' v ebe e ns oe a s yf orChi bna l l t ome s supt hi se pi s ode . Le t ' sf a c ei t , i t ' sha ppe ne danumbe roft i me s

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be f or ewi t hDoc t orWho, a ndImus ta dmi tt ha tIs e tmye x pe c t a t i ons l owont her unupt ot hi spa r t i c ul a rt a l e . S o, doe st hewr i t e rma na g e t ode l i v e rat a l et ha tpe r f e c t l yba l a nc e st hel a r g equa nt i t yofc onc e pt s wi t hi ni t ss hor tt i me f r a me , ordoe shec ompl e t e l ybol l i xi tup?As e x pe c t e df r om t hel a c kofne g a t i v i t yi nt hi sr e v i e wt husf a r , t he a ns we rt ot ha tque s t i oni swi t houtadoubtt hef or me r . Chi bna l l g r e a t l ybl e ndst og e t he rpr a c t i c a l l ya l l oft hee l e me nt sf oundi nDi nos a ur sonaS pa c e s hi p, pr e s e nt i ngav e r yf une pi s odea mong s twha t s e e mst obeac ol l e c t i onofmor es e r i ousnumbe r s . Don' tg e tme wr ong , i ti sfla we di ns omea s pe c t s , butl e t ' sf oc usont heg oodf or now. S o, l e t ' snothe s i t a t et og e ti nt ot heme a toft hi ng s , i fy ou' l l pa r dont hepun. . . S t or y wi s e , Di nos a ur si sa c t ua l l yr a t he rba s i c . S oona f t e rs a v i ngt he Egy pt i a nr a c eoffs c r e e na ndbe c omi ngas e mi l ov ei nt e r e s tf ort he fli r t a t i ousQue e nNe f e r t i t i , eDoc t orr e c e i v e sadi s t r e s sc a l l f r om t he I ndi a nS pa c eAg e nc y . Don' tbot he ra s ki ngwhyt he ys pe c i fic a l l yma de i tt heI ndi a nS pa c eAg e nc ya soppos e dt o, s a y , UNI TorNASA, be c a us e I ' ma sc l ue l e s sa sa ny onee l s ei si nt ha tr e g a r d. Wha tt hi sr e v i e we ri s n' t c l ue l e s sa bouti st het a s keDoc t ormus tov e r c omeha v i ngbe e n f or me dbyt heI SAt ha t" As pa c e s hi pt hes i z eofCa na da "i shur t l i ng t owa r dst heEa r t h' sc r us t , s e tt oc r a s hi nj us tov e rs i xhour s . I fe Doc t orc a n' tpr e v e ntt hi sc a t a s t r ophef r om t a ki ngpl a c e , t heI ndi a ns s e ndupmi s s i l e st os ol v et hepr obl e m wi t hbr ut ef or c e . Knowi ngt ha t he ' l l ne e dmor et ha nj us ta nEgy pt i a nQue e nt oi nv e s t i g a t e , El e v e n e nl i s t st hehe l pofc ha r mi ngbi gg a mehunt e rJ ohnRi dde l l ( f a nt a s t i c a l l ypor t r a y e dbyRupe r tGr a v e s )a ndhi ss t a nda r di s e dc ompa ni onsAmya ndRor y . Duet oma t e r i a l i s i nga r oundt hel a t t e rt woi n t heTARDI Si nar a t he rr us he df a s hi on, howe v e r , Ror y ' sda dBr i a na l s o g e t spul l e di nt ot hemi x . Cons i de r i ngt he y ' r es uc habi gpa r toft hes t or y( pl e a s i ng l y , e v e r y me mbe roft hema i nc a s ti nt hi se pi s odeha ss ome t hi ngt odo)i t ' s pr oba bl yag oodi de at oa na l y s et he s ec ha r a c t e r si nmor ede t a i l , s t a r t i ngwi t ht hene wf a c ewewon' tha v es e e nt hel a s tofj us ty e t . Br i a n ' I ' m notaPond' Wi l l i a ms , pl a y e dbyMa r kWi l l i a ms( e x pe c tmet omi x t he s et woupa ts omepoi nt )i sabr i l l i a ntne wa ddi t i ont ot hes how' s


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c a s t , a ndIpr e t t ymuc hf e l l f orhi ma ss oona sheope ne dhi sy a ppe r . I c a n' twa i tt os e ehi m onc emor ei nt hi ss e r i e s ' f our t he pi s odea ndI mus ta dmi tt ha tI ' ms l i g ht l ya nnoy e da tt hepr os pe c tofusnots e e i ng a nymor eofhi ma f t e rt ha t-Bot hv a l i ds i g nst ha the ' saf a nt a s t i c c ha r a c t e r . es l i g ht l ymor eone di me ns i ona l pe r s ona ef oundi n Ri dde l l a ndNe ffy , whi l enotqui t ea si mpor t a ntt ot hes t or ya s t her e s tofeDoc t or ' s' g a ng ' , s t i l l s e r v eapur pos ea nda r e a c t e dpr e t t ywe l l . e r ewa se v e nac l e v e rr i ffonhi s t or ywi t ht he l a t t e rc ha r a c t e r-eEgy pt i a nQue e nr e a l l ydi ddi s a ppe a rf r om t he hi s t or ybooksi n1336BC. Unf or t una t e l y , oneoft he s ec ha r a c t e r si s e s s e nt i a l l yapl otde v i c ewhi c hc e r t a i nl ydoe s n' tde ma ndt he phr a s e' br i l l i a ntwr i t i ng ' , buta tl e a s tt he r e ' sar e a s oni ngbe hi nd t hei nc l us i onoft hi spa r t i c ul a rr ol e . edi nos a ur st he ms e l v e sa r ea c t ua l l ymor eofaba c k dr opf ort he e pi s ode ' sma i npl ot , a st hev i l l a i noft hepi e c ei si nf a c tS ol omon, as pa c epi r a t epor t r a y e de x c e l l e nt l ybyRupe r tGr a v e s( who y ouma yknowa sAr g usFi l c hf r om t heHa r r yPot t e r fil ms ) , a i de dbyt wor us t yhe a psofme t a l wi t hDa v i d Mi t c he l l a ndRobe r tWe bb' sv oc a l c hor ds . el e s ss a i d a boutS ol omon' she nc hme n, t hebe t t e r , be c a us et he e pi s ode ' sma i nfla wi sba s i c a l l ydownt ot he m. e r obot sc l e a r l yha da by s ma l j ok ec hi ps i ns t a l l e d, be c a us ewhe ne v e rt he ys pok e Ij us tc r i ng e d. S ol omon, howe v e r , i sas upe r b v i l l a i nwhol i t e r a l l yr e e ksofe v i l . i sl e a dsi nt oa c e r t a i nc ont r ov e r s i a l a c t i ont ha teDoc t or pa r t a k e si nne a rt hee pi s ode ' sc l i ma x , a ndwhi l eI won' tg i v ea ny t hi nga wa yi ti ss l i g ht l ydi v i s i v e . Pe r s ona l l y , Ic ompl e t e l ya g r e ewi t hi t . Mov i ng onwa r dsbe f or eIs poi l a ny t hi ng , I ' mg l a dt oa l s or e v e a l t ha tAmya ndRor ya r ev e r ywe l l i mpl e me nt e di nt o t hi se pi s ode , unl i k et heonet ha tpr e c e de di t . We s e eane ws i det oRor yt ha nkst ot hei nc l us i onof hi sda d( whi c hi smor et ha nwe l c omeg i v e nhi s bumbl i ngna t ur ei nAs y l um oft heDa l e ks ) . 9 mont hss i nc eeDoc t orl a s tv i s i t e dt he m, Amy que s t i onswhe t he rt heTi meLor dwi l l l e a v et he m ngs c e ne . " You' l l be

Di nos a ur s , Di nos a ur s , whydot he yLov eBr i a n' sBa l l s ? i napa r t i c ul a r l yhe a r t wr e nc hi ngs c e ne . " You' l l bet he r et ot hee ndof me "" Orv i c e v e r s a "" . . . Don' t . "For e s ha dowi ngi sl ov e l y , i s n' ti t ? eonl yr e a l pr obl e m wi t hDi nos a ur sonaS pa c e s hi pi st he e v e r c l a s hi ngt he me si tk e e pss wi t c hi ngbe t we e n. e r e ' sj us t a smuc hki ddyhumoura st he r ea r eda r kmor a l unde r c oa t i ng s , a ndy ouj us tg e tpul l e doutoft hemome ntwhe ne v e rt hos eda mne d Mi t c he l l a ndWe bbr obot sa c t i v a t et he i rv oi c ebo x e s . a nkf ul l yt he y don' tdos ot ha tmuc ha ndt he yonl yl e a v eade ntont hee pi s ode ' s e x t e r i or . Whi l et hee pi s odec a ni nde e dbef unny-a tba l l sj ok ei n pa r t i c ul a rc a ug htmebys ur pr i s e-I t ' st heda r k e rc onf r ont a t i ons be t we e neDoc t ora ndS ol omonpa i r e dwi t ht hea c t i ons e que nc e s o oft hefina l t hi r dt ha tr e a l l ys t e a l t hes howa ndde fini t e l yma k e up upf orac e r t a i nc ome dyduo' si nf ur i a t i ngv oc a l a ppe a r a nc e .

Concl usi on Al l t hi ng sc ons i de r e d, Chr i sChi bna l l ' sl a t e s ti sj us taf une pi s ode . I tdoe s n' tdoa ny t hi ngpa r t i c ul a r l ya ma z i nga ndi tdoe s pa c kaf e wc onv e nt i ona l fla ws , butwhe ni tc ome sdownt oi t wa t c hi ngTVpr og r a mme si sa boute nj oy me nt , a ndt hepur ef un Di nos a ur sonaS pa c e s hi pe x ha l e sma na g e dt ode l i v e rs pa de sof t hes t uff. Chr i sChi bna l l ' sl a t e s ti sj us taf une pi s ode . I tdoe s n' t doa ny t hi ngpa r t i c ul a r l ya ma z i nga ndi tdoe spa c kaf e w c onv e nt i ona l fla ws , butwhe ni tc ome sdownt oi twa t c hi ngTV pr og r a mme si sa boute nj oy me nt , a ndt hepur ef unDi nos a ur son aS pa c e s hi pe x ha l e sma na g e dt ode l i v e rs pa de soft hes t uff.

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Comet he30t hofNov e mbe r , ac ha pt e ri nNi nt e ndo’ sl onghi s t or ywi l l c l os e . eWi i wi l l nol ong e rbeNi nt y ’ sbi ghomec ons ol e , t heWi i U wi l l be . And, whi l et heWi i Uwi l l us et hef a bl e dWi i r e mot e , t heWi i ’ s s e r v i c e swon’ tber e qui r e d. S o, f r om he r ea ndt hel a unc hoft heU, I wi l l bel ooki ngba c kont hehi s t or yoft hec ons ol et ha ti nt r oduc e d g a mi ngt oc a s ua l s . eWi i ha sha r bour e ds omeoft hebe s tg a me st hi sg e ne r a t i on, S upe r Ma r i oGa l a x y( bot ht heor i g i na l a nd2) , Sky wa r dS wor da ndS upe r S ma s hBr os . Br a wl , t ona meaf e w. I tha sa l s oha spl a y e dhos tt oaf e w uns ungg e msi nNoMor eHe r oe s , Li t t l eKi ng ’ sS t or ya ndXe nobl a de Chr oni c l e s . Obv i ous l y , i t ’ sbe e nama k e s hi f tr e f ug e ec a mpt oc ount l e s st e r r i bl e‘ c a s ua l ’ a ndpa r t yg a me s , s uc ha s* g ul p*J us tDa nc e( bot h 1, 2&3) , Ca r ni v a l Ga me s , Ha s br oGa me sNi g hta nd, whi s pe ri t , Ni nj a br e a dMa n. Al l t he s eg a me sha v ema det heWi i t hec ons ol et hec ons ol et ha t ’ sbe e nl ov e d( a ndl oa t he d)bymi l l i ons , c a s ua l a ndha r dc or e a l i k e . Tot hi nk, whe nt heWi i wa sa nnounc e d, t hebi gNwa s3r di nt hec ons ol ewa r sa ndma nyt houg htNi nt e ndowoul d‘ doaS e g a ’ a ndl e a v et he c ons ol ebus i ne s s .

eWi i wa sabi gc ons ol ef ort he mi nma nywa y s , notl e a s tt he i r ‘ Fi na l Fa nt a s y ’ c a r d, t heWi i ma det obea mbi t i ousa ndt hema k eor br e a kc ons ol et ha twoul dbeNi nt y ’ ss a v i ourors wa ns ong . a nkg od i tdi dwor koutf ort he m. eWi i wa sma dei n4c ol our s( whi t e , bl a c k, abl uee di t i onbundl e d wi t hMa r i o&S oni ca teLondonGa me sa ndas pe c i a l e di t i onr e d onet oc e l e br a t et he25t ha nni v e r s a r yoft hede butofMa r i oi nS upe r Ma r i oBr os . )a nd2di ffe r e ntmode l s( t hes e c ondbe i ngaf a i r l yus e l e s s ‘ Fa mi l yEdi t i on’ t ha ti sme a ntt obeputoni t ss i dea ndi ta l s oc oul dn’ t pl a yGa me c ubeg a me s ) . S o, whe nt heWi i Ut a k e si t spl a c eons he l v e sc omet he30t hofNov e mbe r , t heWi i wi l l nol ong e rbene e de d( eUha sba c kwa r dc ompa t i bi l i t ywi t ha l l Wi i g a me s ) . S o, whi l et heWi i Uwi l l a c ta sabi g br ot he rt ot heWi i , t hebi gbr ot he re v e r y onel i k e sa ndc ons t a nt l yg e t s a s k e dt ofle xhi s( g r a phi c a l )mus c l ea ndc a ndol oa dsofdi ffe r e nt t hi ng s( Ga me pa d) , t heWi i wi l l bet hel i t t l ebr ot he rt ha te v e r y one s e c r e t l yha sapl a c ei nt he i rhe a r tf ora ndwi l l ni pofft heoddt i met o s a yhe l l o( pl a yi t ) .

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sRe v i e w Il ov ev i r t ua l l ye v e r yr e l e a s ebyRa di ohe a d, i nc l udi ngEPsa ndBS i de s . I ' m, i fy ouwi l l , at e x t bookf a nboy . Ye s , Ipr e f e rOKComput e ral i t t l e l e s st ha nt hi s , butt ha t ' sl i k es a y i ngeGodf a t he rPa r t2i sbe t t e r t ha nPa r t1. e y ' r ebot hc ons i de r e da sma s t e r pi e c e s . Butt heoneI ' l l bef oc us i ngoni s , i nde e d, Ki dA. ene x ta l bum, Amne s i a c , wa sr e c or de di nt hes a mes e s s i ons , a ndi sa l mos tc ons i de r e da sg oodbe c a us eofi t . Al i t t l eba c k s t or y . Af t e rt hee x t r e me l ys uc c e s f ul r e l e a s eofOKComput e r , t heba ndwe r ec ons i de r e da st hewor l d' sc ur r e ntg r e a t e s tr oc k ba nd, at i t l et he ywe r e n' tt oot hr i l l e dby . e yt our e dag r e a tde a l i n t het hr e ey e a r sbe t we e nt het woa l bumsa ndwe r eunde ral otofpr e s s ur et oma k eaf ol l owupt oOKComput e r . Ev e nom Yor k e , t he ba nd' sl e a ds i ng e r , onc ede s c r i be dhi ms e l fa sbe i ngi napl a c ehedi dn' t wa ntt obe . Butwhe nKi dAc a meout , i ts hoc k e dt he i rf a nba s ea nda l otofot he rpe opl et oo . Now, a l mos t12y e a r sa f t e ri t ' sr e l e a s e , i tha s wonov e rmos toft hepr e v i ous l yuns ur ef a ns . I t se l e c t r oni c , t e c hno s oundsnowha sbe e nhe r a l de dbyRol l i ngS t onea st hebe s ta l bum of t hi sne wc e nt ur y , a swe l l a st he67t hov e r a l l . Butwha ti sa l l t hef us s a bout ?I ' l l g ot r a c kbyt r a c know. Ev e r y t hi ngI nI t sRi g htPl a c e , t heope ni ngt r a c k, a l r e a dys ug g e s t e d, j us tbyt hi sones ong , t ha tt hi swhol ea l bum ( a ndt hene x tone ) , woul dbea l mos tpol a ri ns oundsc ompa r e dt ot hel a s tone . ee l e c t r oni cbe a t sdr i v et hi ss ongonf ort hemos tpa r t , a swe l l a sal i t t l e s ubt l epi a no . el y r i c sa r et heonl yr e a l pr obl e m wi t ht hi ss ong , t he v e r s e sc ompr i s i ngofYor k ec ha nt i ngt het i t l eoft hi ss ong , t hec hor us s omes e e mi ng l yme a ni ng l e s sphr a s e s , a l t houg ht he ydoa c t ua l l y s oundl i k edi ffe r e ntwor dst hewa yhes i ng si t . Ev e r yt i mehes a y st he t i t l e , t hel e s ss ur ey oua r el e f tofhow' r i g ht ' e v e r y t hi ngi s . Ag ood ope ne r , a ndde fini t e l yha sa l a r me dt her oc ke x pe c t i ngf a ne noug h a l r e a dy . e nwet r a v e l s ome wha tuns ur pl us s e dt ot het i t l et r a c k, Ki dA. i s i spr oba bl yc ons i de r e da soneoft hewe a k e rs ong sont hea l bum, a l be i tmos tf a nsha r dl yc a l l i ngi ta' s ong ' . It hi nki ti sas t e pf or wa r d f ort hea l bum, mov i ngmor et ot e c hnog e nr emor et ha na ny t hi ng , s oundi ngat a dl i k eAphe xTwi na tpa r t s .

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Iwon’ tbot he rt r y i ngt oc a pt i ont hi sa l bum c ov e r . . . e r ei sni c epi a noa tt hes t a r t , t he ns omemi l dl yr e c og ni s a bl ebe a t s . I tg e t sat a dr e pe t i t i v e , unt i l s omev e r ydi s t or t e dv oc a l sc omea l ong . Now, byConor r ' sr e v i e w, I ' ms ur ey ou' r ea tl e a s tbyna mea wa r eof ' Cl i mbi ngUpeWa l l s ' , whi c hi sa l s oag oods ongbyt hewa y . I tha d s l i g ht l ydi s t or t e dv oc a l s , butt hi si sbe y ondr e c og ni t i on, notonl yof Yor k e ' shi g hpi t c h, butofwha the ' sa c t ua l l ys a y i ng . Fa nsl i s t e ni ngt o t hea l bum bynowwi l l pr oba bl ya l r e a dyha v ede c i de dt he yha t ei t . ' eNa t i ona l Ant he m' , not' GodS a v eeQue e n' , s or r yPa t r i ot s . i s s ongi spr e t t ymuc hl e dbyar e pe t i t i v eba s s l i ne , whi c hwa se v e n pl a y e dbyt heba nd' sba s s i s t , Col i nGr e e nwood, butbyYor k ea g a i n.


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Ne e dl e s st os a y , Ra di ohe a dt e ndt os t r i keoutdur i ngSi ng l e ’ sni g ht . i ss ongt e ndst obea not he rmi x e dba g , t ha twhi l et heba s si spr e s e ntt hr oug houtt hes ong , i tg oe st oba c kg r oundl i k eba s sus ua l l ydoe s l a t e ron, t ober e pl a c e dbys omet r umpe t sa ndot he rbr a s si ns t r ume nt s . ev oc a l she r ea r eabi tmor ee nj oy a bl e , a l t houg hwha the ' s s a y i ngma k e sl i t t l es e ns ea ndt he r e ' sonl yal i t t l eofi t , a l t houg hI t hi nki t ' sni c ewhe ni tc ome son. I t ' sat r a c kpi c kf orme , ofwhi c h t he r ea r et hr e e . I ' l l s a yr i g htnowt ha t' HowToDi s a ppe a rCompl e t e l y ' i snotonl ya t r a c kpi c k, buti t ' sa l s ooneofmyf a v or i t es ong sbyRa di ohe a da sa whol e . i st hefir s ts ongwi t hg ui t a r( e x c l udi ngt heba s soft hel a s t s ong ) , a l t houg hi t ' sa c ous t i c , s ot hea l bum s t i l l woul ddi s s a t i s f yt he OkComput e rnut s . el y r i c' I ' m nothe r e . i si s n' tha ppe ni ng ' , wa s a c t ua l l ypa r toft hea dv i c eMi c ha e l S t i peofREM t ol dYor k eont ourt o de a l wi t ht hef a me , i nwhi c hYor k ewoul dpr e t e ndt hef a nsa nds t uff a r enotf orhi m. Al t houg hi tmi g hta ppe a rt obea na c ous t i cs ong , a f t e raf e wv e r s e ss ome t hi ngoddc r opsupdur i ngt hes ong , whe r ea s t r i ngs e c t i onc omeup. Mi g htnots oundt ooodd, a l t houg ht hewa y i t spe r f or me dma k e si tha r dt oe x pl a i n, a l t houg hi ts oundsl i k es ome t hi ngnotoft hi swor l d, l i k ei ns t r ume nt sofa l i e ns . Li s t e nt oi t , y ou' l l knowwha tIme a n. et r a c k' Tr e e fing e r s ' i sabi tha r dt or a t e . We ' r enowi nat i mewhe r e mos ta l bumsa r enowc ompr i s e dofha l fona r t i s t smos tr e c e nts i ng l e s a nds omefil l e r , ora tl e a s tt hema i ns t r e a ma r t i s t sa tl e a s t . I nt e r l ude s a r enowc ons i de r e dpoi nt l e s sa ndol dha t . Ye t , t hei nf a mous' Fi t t e r Ha ppi e r ' f r om OkComput e rc oul dbemor el i k e da nda c c e pt e dnow pe opl ec ons i de ri tt ha t . i si smor efit t i ng , a si t ' sa ne x t r e me l yodd t r a c kt or e v i e w. I t ' sa na mbi e ntpi e c eofwor kwi t hnope r c us s i on, v oc a l sofa nys or ta nd, a ma z i ng l y , i twa sa l l pl a y e dong ui t a ra ndc opy a ndpa s t e dt oas a mpl e r , a ndwor k e donf r om t he r e . I t ' sapa l e t t e c l e a ns e rr e a l l y , t opr e pa r ey ouf ort hene x tl otofs ong s .

I fy ouha dt hi sonv i ny l , t hi swoul dbet hel a s ts ongonS i de1. You c oul da c t ua l l yha v ee noug ht i mebe t we e nc ha ng i ngs i de st of or m e noug hc ohe s i v et houg ht sonwhyt hi sa l bum i sba d, e s pe c i a l l yon fir s tl i s t e n. Butbe a rwi t hi t . e r e ' sg r e a ts t ufft oc ome . " Fi na l l y ! "e x c l a i msa nOkComput e rl ov i ngf a n. " El e c t r i cGui t a r ! "Ye s , ' Opt i mi s t i c ' i sas ongt ha tf or me rf a nsmi g htpr i ma r i l yl a t c hont oon fir s tl i s t e n, a nds a yi st he i rf a v or i t es ongbe c a us eofi ts oundi ngnot t oodi ffe r e ntf r om Ra di ohe a d' spr e v i ousr e l e a s e . et i t l edoe she nc e t oi tbe i ngani c e , upbe a tki ndofs ong , a ndi t ' snott ooofft hema r k. ec hor us ' s' Youc a nt r yt hebe s ty ouc a n' de fini t e l yfit st ha tde s c r i pt i on. I t ' sag r e a ts ong , a l t houg ht he r ei ss omee l e me nt st oi tt ha tdo ma k ei tf e e l l i k eaKi dAs ong , i nc l udi ngs omeodddr ummi ng . I tr e a l l ys houl dn' tbe , but' I nLi mbo' r a nksa mongRa di ohe a d' sc a t c hi e s ts ong s , butf ora l l t hewr ongr e a s ons . S omes wi r l i ngg ui t a rc ode s whi c ha c t ua l l ydos oundl i k et he y ' r ei nal oope dv or t e xofs ound, pl a y wi t hs omeha r dt ohe a rwor dsf r om Yor k e , a l t houg hhedoe spi c kupa l i t t l el a t e ron. I t ' squi t eas hor ts ongc ons i de r i ngt hel e ng t hsoft he t r a c ksont hi sa l bum, e v e ns hor t e rt ha n' Tr e e fing e r s ' , buti t ' sani c e s onga ny wa y , a l t houg hi tha st obeoneoft hewe a k e rone s , j us ta si t ' s nota sc r e a t i v eore pi c( i nt her i g hts e ns eoft hewor d)a st heot he r s ong s .

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I di ot e queha ss omeofYor k e ' sbe s tv oc a l sofhi sc a r e e r , i nmyopi ni on. I t ' snots ome t hi ngIf e e l mos tpe opl er a t i ngt hi ss ongwoul dpr a i s ei t f or , butt he r e ' ss ome t hi nge mot i ona l a ndi ns pi r i nga bouthi sv oi c e he r e . Ofc our s e , t hemos tnot a bl et hi nga boutt hi ss ongi st hel oud a ndc ons t a ntbe a t s . We l l , ' c ons t a nt ' i sa nunde r s t a t e me nt . ebe a ti s f a rt oof a s tt oda nc et o, a l t houg hy ouc oul dha v eas e i z ur et oi t . e be a t sr e a l l ydr i v et hes ongon, a si t ' sa not he ronet ha tdoe s n' tf e a t ur e a nyg ui t a r . er e a s onYor k e ' sv oc a l i ss ol ov e dbymei st ha ty ouc a n t e l l heha sag oodv oi c ewhe ny ouc a nhe a rhi mc l e a r l yov e rt wol oud be a t sawor d. i sa not he rt r a c kpi c k, a l t houg hy oumi g htnotl i k ei t onfir s tl i s t e n. AsIs a i dbe f or e , t hes e s s i onsf ort hi sa l bum l a s t e da bout2y e a r s , a nd t he yg ott woa l bumsoutofi t , t hi sa nd' Amne s i a c ' . Bot ha l bumsha v e adi ffe r e ntv e r s i onoft hene x tt r a c k, Mor ni ngBe l l , a l t houg ht hi sone i sc ons i de r e dt obet hede fini t i v ev e r s i on. Whi l et heot he ronei s muc hmor ea mbi e nti ns ound, t hi si sa l mos tl i k ear oc ks ongi nt ha ti t ha sc hor us e s , i t ' sbui l tl i k eonei ns t r uc t ur e , a ndi tha sdr ums , whi c h a r et hehi g hl i g hthe r e . el y r i c sma ys e e m odda ndma y beabi t s c e ni ci npl a c e s , buti t ' snota sba da si ts e e ms . I fy oul i s t e nt oi ti t s a y s' Chopt heki dsi nha l f ' . Atfir s tIt houg htt hi swa se x t r e me l yout ofpl a c e , butonr e s e a r c hi ngi tal i t t l eIf oundt hi ss ongi sa bouta di v or c e , a ndt ha tonepa r e ntt a k e ss omeoft hec hi l dr e n, a ndv i c e v e r s a . I t ' sag oods ong , butImus ts a yt ha ta l t houg hIpr e f e rt hi sone , bot hv e r s i onsa r ewor t hwhi l e . efir s tt i meIhe a r dt hi sa l bum, de s pi t emei ni t i a l l ydi s l i ki ngha l fof i t , Iwa se a g e rt os e ewha tt hel a s tt r a c kwoul dbe . Forme , t hel a s t t r a c kona na l bum r e a l l ys houl ds umma r i s ei t , di s pl a yi nones ong whyt hi sa l bum wa ss og ood( orba d) . i ss ong , ' Mot i onPi c t ur e S oundt r a c k ' s t a r t e doffwi t hor c he s t r a l e l e me nt s , whi c hr e mi nde dme ofaBS i det ot hePa r a noi dAndr oi ds i ng l e , ' Me l a t oni n' , a l t houg ht ha t ha das l i g htbe a t . i si sani c el i t t l es ong , wi t hs omenot a bl yg ood v oc a l sa ndag r e a ta t t e mpta tr e c r e a t i ngt hes t y l eofmov i emus i cf r om t he' 50s . Wha ts hoc k e dmemos ta boutt hi ss ongwa st ha ta ne a r l y v e r s i onoft hi ss ongwa sr e c or de dont hes a meda ya s' Cr e e p' , a ndwe a l l knowt ha ts ong . J us tt ha tt wos ong ss ounl i k ea ndf r om t woc ompl e t e l ydi ffe r e ntc r e a t i v epe r i odsc oul dha v ebe e ns pa r k e da tt hes a me

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t i mebog g l e smymi nd. Ov e r a l l , i t ' sani c ee noug hs ong , a l t houg hone oft hel e a s te x pe r i me nt a l byt heba nd. Now, Iha dnoi de at hi ss ongha dahi dde nt r a c k. Fr om fir s tl ook, i t s e e mst ol a s t7mi nut e s , t hes a mel e ng t ha st hea f or e me nt i one dOk Comput e rl e a ds i ng l e . Butt hepr obl e m Ifir s ts a wwa st ha ti te nde d a f t e r3mi nut e s . Now, Ni g e l Godr i c h, t hepr oduc e r , wa s n' ts oc l ums y a st owa s t e4mi nut e ss pa c eont hi sa l bum, r i g ht ?We l l , a bout2mi nut e sa f t e ri te nds , s udde nl yy ouhe a rs ome t hi ng . i shi dde nt r a c k, r umour e dt obet i t l e d' Ge nc hi l dr e n' l a s t sa bout30s e c onds , a ndi t ' s r e a l l ynot hi ngs pe c i a l , ot he rt ha ny ouwoul dn' tha v eknowni t . I t s oundsal otl i k eTr e e fing e r s, a l mos tl i k ea nout t a k eofi tors ome t hi ng , a sa nout t a k eofane a rc l a s s i c a l s ongs oundsar e a l l yodd. I t ' s nott hebe s ts ur pr i s ei nc l us i onona na l bum I ' v ec omea c r os s( Ni r v a na ha v edonei tal otbe t t e r )buti t ' sani c ea ddi t i on.

Concl usi on Foraba ndt oc r e a t et woc ompl e t e l ydi ffe r e nts oundi ngma s t e r pi e c e s , t ha t ' se noug ha c hi e v e me ntf or t he i rwhol ec a r e e r . es oundsr a ng ef r om a mbi a nc e , e l e c t r oni c a , br a s s , c l a s s i c a l , t e c hno, a ndt he r e ' sa l i t t l ebi tofbe a ta ndr oc kt hr owni n. i si sa l mos ta pe r f e c ta l bum i nmyopi ni on, a ndde fini t e l y s ome t hi ngI ' dl i s t e nt onots pe c i fic a l l yf orpl e a s ur e , butf ort hee x pe r i e nc e .

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sRe v i e w H i tGi r l #1i st hebe g i nni ngoft hene wHi tGi r l mi ni s e r i e swhi c hs e t s . . . outt obr i dg et heg a pbe t we e nKi c k As s1a ndKi c k As s2. es t or y f ol l ows12y e a rol dMi ndyMc Cr e a dy( Hi t Gi r l )a ss het r a i nsKi c k As sa nd l e a r nshowt ofiti nt oanor ma l s oc i e t y .

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ec ov e rwa sf a nt a s t i cf ort hi sfir s ti s s ue , s howi ngs omef a nt a s t i cJ ohn Romi t aJ ra r tdi s pl a y i ngal ov e l ydr a wi ngofHi t Gi r l , c ov e r e di nbl ood a ndr i di ngamot or c y c l e . i si sde fini t e l yoneoft hos e‘ s i mpl ebut ffe c t i v e ’ c ov e r s ; di s pl a y i ngt hema i ni ma g ewi t hs mok ef r om be hi nd. e l i g ht i ngont hec ov e rha sbe e ndonebe a ut i f ul l y ; ma i nl ydi s pl a y i ngi ti na v e r yda r kpe r s pe c t i v ewhi c hi nawa ys e t st het onef ort hes t or yt oc ome . Att hebot t om oft hec ov e ri te x c l a i ms‘ THELI TTLEBI TCHI SBACK! ’ whi c hs howshowhot l ya nt i c i pa t e dt hi ss e r i e sha sbe c omea ndt her i de t ha twea r ei nf ori nt hi sbook. ea r ta sy ouope nt hebooki sj us tbe a ut i f ul ; t heKi c k As ss e r i e sha s a l wa y sdi s pl a y e df a nt a s t i ca r t wor k. Ev e nt houg hIdi s l i k et hema j or i t yof hi swor kRomi t aha sa l wa y sc ons i s t e nt l ydi s pl a y e df a nt a s t i ca r t wor ki n t heKi c k As sl i nea ndt hi si snoe x c e pt i on. Ke e pi ngt hec a r t oonys t y l e t ha tt hes e r i e si sknownf ori tj us ts howshowmuc ht hea r t wor kha s pr og r e s s e ds i nc et heor i g i na l Ki c k As se nt r y . ec ol our i s t sont hi sbook ha v edoneama r v e l l ousj obwi t hr i c hc ol our sa ndf a nt a s t i cl i g ht i ng e ffe c t s . es t or yi sa l s oofe x c e pt i ona l qua l i t y ; Mi l l a rha sa l wa y sdonea br i l l i a ntj oba ndt hi sbookj us ts howshowwe l l heha spr og r e s s e d. e s t or yf oc us e sonMi ndy( ot he r wi s eknowna sHi t Gi r l )t r y i ngt ofiti nt o s c hool ; s ome whe r es heha sne v e rbe e nbe f or e , whi l et r a i ni ngKi c k As ss o t ha tt he yc a nma k ea not he rmov eont hema fia . i sbookj us ts hows hows t r ongt heHi t g i r l a ndKi c k As sc ha r a c t e r sha v ebe c omeDa v ea nd Mi ndya r enowg oodf r i e ndsde s pi t et hea g edi ffe r e nc ea ndfig htt og e t he r a sat e a m whi l eMi ndyt r i e st og ounnot i c e df r om he rs us pe c t i ng s t e pf a t he r , Ma r c uswhoknowsMi ndy ’ ss e c r e ta ndwoul ddoa ny t hi ng f r om s t oppi nghe rmot he rf r om findi ngout . ebooka l s os howst he pr oc e s sofhowRe dMi s t( Ot he r wi s eknowna st hemot he r f * * k e r ) r e c r ui t shi s‘ s upe rv i l l a i n’ a r myt ot a k edownKi c k As sa ndHi t Gi r l . ( As s howni nKi c k As s2) . Iwoul dde fini t e l yr e c omme ndt hi sbookt oa nyf a noft heKi c k As ss e r i e s ; di s pl a y i ngt hebe s ta r ts of a ra ndabr i l l i a nts e tup. Iwi l l c e r t a i nl ybe pi c ki ngupt her e s toft hi ss e r i e s ; i s s ue2wa sj us ta sg ooda st hefir s t .

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sRe v i e w HeyNoodl e.How' sl i f e? Pr e t t yhe c t i c , butg e ne r a l l ye nj oy a bl e . GCS Esha v epr a c t i c a l l yt a k e n ov e rbutI ' v ebe e nfit t i ngi nmyownpe r s ona l pr oj e c t sa ndt heoddbi t ofBor de r l a nds2a ndKi dI c a r us : Upr i s i ng , t oo .

So,her e' sanobvi ousquest i on:what ' syour f avour i t evi deogameever ? Ic ons i de rmy s e l fqui t ea nope npe r s ons ot ha te s s e nt i a l l yme a nsI ' m pr e t t ynons pe c i fic . Tog i v ea wa ymya l l t i mef a v our i t eg a mewoul d s poi l ac e r t a i na r t i c l eI ' ms l owl ybuts ur e l yc ons t r uc t i ngf ormybl og , s oI ' l l i nf or my ouoft hes t r ong e s tc ont e nde r si ns t e a d. S t a r t i ngwi t h t hemos tobs c ur e( nott ome nt i ont hemos tr e c e ntpot e nt i a l f a v our i t e ) , whi c hi sPe r s ona4onPS 2. a tg a mei sl i k eas e c ondl i f e , ma n. S t a y i ngont het opi cofobs c ur i t y , t heNoMor eHe r oe sg a me sa nde Wor l dEndswi t hYoua r eupt he r e , a l s o . Asf ormor ewe l l knownc ont e nde r s , ag oodc hunkofbot ht heLe g e ndofZe l daa ndMe t a l Ge a r S ol i ds e r i e s ' a r eobv i ousc hoi c e s .

Andnotsoobvi ousl y:whatvi deogame changedyourl i f e? Ag a i n, Ic a n' tna meas i ng l eg a mei nr e s pons et ot hi s . I ' l l g i v ey oumy nume r ousa ns we r si nc hr onol og i c a l or de r , s ha l l I ?Myfir s tc ons ol e wa sa nor i g i na l Pl a y s t a t i on( i fy oue x c l udet he' Boa t ' Ga me&Wa t c h, a ny wa y )a ndf orme , t wog a me sont ha ts t a ndoutf r om a l l t her e s t . efir s twa saqui r kyl i t t l ea c t i onpl a t f or me rbyt hena meofApe Es c a pe , whi c he v e r y ones houl dt r a c kdownbe c a us ei t ' sde fini t e l yone oft hebe s t , mos tov e r l ook e dg a me sofi t ski nd. S e c ondl yi se Le g e ndofDr a g oon, a ni ns a ne l yr a r eRPGt ha tc a nonl ybede s c r i be d a sFi na l Fa nt a s yVI Ia l be i ti nfini t e l ybe t t e ri nj us ta boute v e r ys i ng l e wa y . Iha v e n' tpl a y e de i t he roft he s eg a me sf ors e v e r a l y e a r s , y e tIs t i l l r e t a i nf ondme mor i e soft he m( nott ome nt i ont he i ra ma z i ngs oundt r a c ks ) . I ' m pl a nni ngonr e v i e wi ngbot ha ts omepoi nti nt hef ut ur e . . .

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Wi ndWa ke rc ha ng e dNoodl eLi nk’ sl i f e , t hel e a s t Li nkc oul ddowa sc ha ng eoutofhi spy j a ma s . Te e na g e r s . . . I ' ds a yt heg a met ha tma demeag a me r , a ndi nde e daNi nt e ndof a n, wa seLe g e ndofZe l da : eWi ndWa k e ronGa me Cube . a tg a me i ss i mpl yg or g e ous . I r oni c a l l y , I ' v ene v e ra c t ua l l yfini s he di t ; Ia l wa y s g ots t uc kont ha ti nf ur i a t i ngf e t c hque s tt owa r dst hee nd. Mor e r e c e nt l y , t hea f or e me nt i one deWor l dEndswi t hYoua ndPe r s ona4 ha v eg i v e nmes ome t hi ngofaf r e s hout l ookonl i f ea ndv a r i ousc onc e pt s . Ye a h, t ha ts oundski ndas a d, doe s n' ti t ?

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sRe v i e w Be g i ns , f a l l sa ndnowRi s e s , Chr i s t ophe rNol a n' sBa t ma nt r i l ogyha s ma dei tpa s tt heonebi l l i ondol l a rma r konl yl e s st ha nt womont hs i nt oi t sr e l e a s e . i sfina l pi e c ei nNol a n' sBa t ma ns a g ai she r e , e Da r kKni g htRi s e s . Cont i nui ngf r om eDa r kKni g ht , eDa r k Kni g htRi s e ss howsa nol dBr uc eWa y newhoha sg i v e nupt her ol ea s t hec a pe dc r us a de rs i nc eHa r v e yDe nt ' sde a t he i g hty e a r sa g o . e fil ms howshowy e a r sofc r i mefig ht i ngha v el e a dt oa ni nj ur e d, c r i ppl e da ndme nt a l l ybr ui s e dBr uc ewhobe l i e v e st ha thi sl ov eRa c he l pa i dt hepr i c ef orhi sa c t i ons . Twone wc ha r a c t e r sf r om t heBa t ma nUni v e r s ee nt e rt heTr i l ogy . S e l i naKy l e , a l s oknowna sCa t woma n( pl a y e dbyAnneHa t he wa y ) . a ndt hema s k e dt e r r or i s tBa ne , por t r a y e dbyTom Ha r dy , whoa l s o a ppe a r e di nI nc e pt i on, a not he rpi e c eofdi r e c t orChr i s t ophe rNol a n' s wor k. Ba nepl a nsont r a ppi ngt hepe opl eofGot ha m wi t hi nt he i rown bor de r swhi l ehec a us e sc ha osa ndha v ocwi t hi n. eDa r kKni g htRi s e spl oti si nt e ns e . ee x c i t e me ntf e l tonl yi nc r e a s e sa st hefil m pr og r e s s e sa ndt he r ea r e n' ta nydi s a ppoi nt i ngc onc l us i onsorpi t f a l l se i t he r . Al t houg ht hefil mspl oti s n' ta sda r ka nd g ot hi ca seDa r kKni g ht , i ts t i l l s uc c e e dsi nc r e a t i nga na t mos phe r i c Ba t ma nf e e l t oi t . Ba ne , be i ngac ompl e t e l ydi ffe r e ntv i l l a i ni nc ompa r i s ont oHe a t hLe dg e r ' sJ ok e r , r e mov e st hi sg ot hi ct ouc ht o Got ha m Ci t ybuts t i l l i nc or por a t e st hes a mede s t r uc t i v et ouc ht ha t eDa r kKni g htha d.

Af t e rwa t c hi ngBa ne ' sme mor a bl ei nt r oduc t i oni twa se a s yt oma k e outwha thewa ss a y i ng . Obv i ous l yt he r ei st heoddpi t c he dv oi c et ha t ma k e sy oure a r spr i c kupa tt hes oundofBa ne , butt hi si sf a rt oo mi nut et os poi l t heg ol de nBa t ma ne x pe r i e nc e . efil mi sl ong , butwhe ny oure nj oy i ngamov i epa c k e dwi t ha c t i on a nde x pl os i onss uc ha sTDKR, t i mefli e spa s t . I ta c t ua l l yfil l sy ouwi t h a ba s e me ntwhe ny our e a l i s et ha tt hefil m ha sfini s he d, t het r i l ogyha s e nde da ndy ouma yne v e rwa t c haBa t ma nfil ma sg ooda sChr i s t ophe r Nol a n' s . Ev e nwi t ht ha ts l i g htde s pa i ri nmi nd, a f t e rt hemov i emos t ofy ourt i mewi l l bes pe ntdi s c us s i ngt hee ndi ngoft hefil ma ndt he l i t t l et wi s t st hr oug hout . Chr i s t i a nBa l e , ha v i ngpl a y e dBa t ma nt wi c ebe f or es e e mst oc omf or t a bl yfitba c ki nt ot hec ha r a c t e rBr uc eWa y ne / Ba t ma n. Enc l os e dwi t hi n TDKRi sBa l e s ' g r e a t e s tpe r f or ma nc e , c ont a i ni ngs omepowe r f ul s c e ne st ha ts howt ha thec a na c t ua l l ya c ta ndi s n' tt het y pi c a l r e t i c e nt a c t i ons t a r . Onc ea g a i nheha sde l i v e r e dauni que , da r ka nde nt hr a l l i ng Ba t ma ne x pe r i e nc ef ore v e r y onet oe nj oy .

AnneHa t ha wa y ' spe r f or ma nc ewa ss potona ndha spr ov e da l l of t hos ewhodoubt e dhe rpa r ta sCa t woma nv e r ywr ong . Shepor t r a y s S e l i naKy l ee x t r e me l ywe l l -he rs moot hf e mi ni nev oi c ea nds l i c k l e a t he rs ui ta ddt ot hepe r f e c t i ona ndma k ee v e r y t hi ngs omuc hmor e be l i e v a bl ea nd. . . we l l , s e x y . Ca t woma nha st wos i de s : he ra t t r a c t i v e f e mi ni nes i dea ndhe rmor ef e i s t y , v i c i ous , he a r t br e a k e rs i de . Ha t ha wa yc a pt ur e sbot hoft he s ee x t r e me l ywe l l i nt hefil ma nda ddshe r ownpe r s ona l t ouc he st oc r e a t eamor ea ut he nt i cCa t woma n. Af t e rv i e wi ngt het r a i l e r , af e wwor r i e dBa t f a nsbe g a nt oj udg eTom Ha r dy ' sBa neba s e donhi sv oi c e , s a y i ngt hi ng sl i k ei twa s" a wkwa r d" a nd" s ounde ds i l l y " .

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Iwa sg oi ngt owr i t es ome t hi nge l s ef ort hi si s s ue . Iwa sg oi ngt owr i t e as t or ya bout …we l l , t ha twoul dbes poi l e r s . Butt he nl a s tS a t ur da ya f r i e ndofmi nec a mer oundmyhous e . i sf r i e nd, whowewi l l s i mpl y c a l l “ Ene my ”be c a us et ha t ’ swha thei s n’ t , pl a y e dama j orpa r ti nt he di s c ov e r yofane wl i f e f or m. i sl i f e f or m wa sa ni nt e l l i g e nt , s t r ong a ndi nt r i c a t ec r e a t ur e , a ndde fini t e l ywa s n’ tj us ta not he rs c r e we dup c r e a t i ononS por e . i sl i f e f or m wa sg i v e nt hena meTi t a ni c usCr e t i c us , whi c hi sa ppa r e nt l yLa t i nf orTi t a ni cCr e t a n. Onef a mi l yofTi t a ni c usCr e t i c us , orTCRf ors hor t , ha dav e r ye v e nt f ul pa t ht os e nt i e nc e . Apa t hs oe v e nt f ul t hee v e nt sha dt obet a k e n downa ndr e c or de dbe f or et he ywe r el os ti nt hemi s t soft i me . Apa t h s oe v e nt f ul , Ihopey ou’ l l findi te nt e r t a i ni nga nde duc a t i ona l . Ent e r t a i ni nga si ny ou’ l l e nj oyi t , a nde duc a t i ona l be c a us ei tt e a c he sy ou howNOTt obeabl uehuma noi dc r e a t ur ewi t hwe i r de l bowpr obl e ms , whi c hi sal e s s ont ha ta l l ma nki nds houl da s pi r et ol e a r n. S of ort he ot he rs t or yy ou’ l l ha v et owa i t , a swet a k eal ooki nt oapa r t i c ul a r f a mi l yoft heTI TANI CUSCRETI CUS( ort heタイタニッククレタ , s houl dy oubea bl et or e a dJ a pa ne s e ) . eTi t a ni c usCr e t i c uss t a r t e dl i f ebyc r a s hi ngont oa nunc ha r t e d pl a ne ti name t e or i t e( a sy oudo) . I te me r g e da sabi g he a de dc r e a t ur e wi t hwi dee y e sa ndamout hwi t hl ot sofs ha r pt e e t h. Di s c ov e r i ngi t c oul dmov eby“ wa g g i n”t he“ i na ppr opr i a t el ooki ng ”“ t a i l ”oni t sba c k, i tpr oc e e de dt os wi ma r oundt heoc e a ni tha df oundi t s e l fi na s ki ng ma nyv e r yi nt e r e s t i nga ndc r i t i c a l l yi mpor t a ntque s t i ons . Oneof t he s ev e r yi nt e r e s t i nga ndc r i t i c a l l yi mpor t a ntque s t i onswa s“ Gl ub g l ubg l obg l ob? ”Anot he rwa s“ Gl obGl ubGl obbyGl obbyGl ubGl ub? ” e s eque s t i onswe r e , a nds t i l l a r e , v e r yi nt e r e s t i nga ndc r i t i c a l l yi mpor t a nt . TCR’ sponde r i ngwa ss t oppe dbyt hedi s c ov e r yofas ma l l , floa t i ng g r e e nt hi ng . Be i nga nunknownma t e r i a l t ha tnobodyha se v e rhe a r d ofors e e nbe f or e , hec onc l ude di nt hes a mewa ywehuma nsdi dt ha t t hebe s ti de awa st oe a ti twhol ei nonebi t e . Ands ohedi d( y e si t ’ sahe . Noy ouc a n’ tha v ea nyde t a i l sonhowI f oundt ha tout . TopS e c r e ts ki l l sa ndknowhowt ha tt ooky e a r sof pa i nf ul t r a i ni ngpl a y e dama j orpa r tt houg h) . ec onc l us i ont ha tt hi sg r e e nt hi ngwoul dbet a s t ypr ov e dt obei nc or r e c t . Hes pa ti tout , a ndhope dt ha thewoul dne v e rt a s t ei ta g a i n. Hea l s ode c i de dt ona met heg r e e nt hi nga“ Br us s e l S pr out . ”Tr a uma -

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Tr a uma t i z e dt os a yt hel e a s tbye x pe r i e nc ea ndt hec ons e que nc e sof hi smi s t a k e , hemov e dont os e ei fhec oul dfinds omef oodt oa ppe a s e hi shung e r . Ne x thec a mea c r os sas ma l l s t a t i cpi nkt hi ng . oug ht sc a mei nt ohi s mi nda bouthowheha dde c i de dt oe a tt hes ma l l s t a t i cg r e e nt hi nga nd howt ha twa sabi gmi s t a k e . Het he ndi dat hi ngt ha twehuma nsdoa l ota l s o, a ndde c i de dt ha ti twa sbe s tnott ol e a r nf r om pa s tmi s t a k e s . S ohewe nta l onga nda t ei tup. S e ns a t i onsc a meuponhi m. Hede c i de dt ha tt hi spi nkt hi ngt a s t e d ni c e . No, notni c e , buts e ns a t i ona l . Hede c i de dt ha tt hi spi nkt hi ng woul dne e dana me , s ohec a l l e di t“ Me a t . ” Hede c i de dt ha thewoul dne e dmor eme a ti fhewa sg oi ngt oe v ol v e , g r owl e g s , r i des pa c e s hi psa nds e tfir et os t uff. Asy oudowhe ny ou’ r e as ma l l , wi dee y e d, i na ppr opr i a t el ooki ngc e l l wi t ht heI Qe qua l t ot ha t ofas ma l l , wi dee y e d, i na ppr opr i a t el ooki ngc e l l . Hewa ss ode e pi nt houg hta bouts pa c e ; hedi dn’ tnot i c eas ma l l , pi nk c e l l floa tr i g hti nf r ontofhi m. Whe nt heTCRfina l l ydi dnot i c et he c e l l , hede c i de di twoul dbeag oodi de at oma k ef r i e ndswi t hi t , s i t downonani c ec omf ys of aa ndt a l ka bouthi l a r i ouswef oundAme l i a Pond’ sde a t hi nt hel a t e s te pi s odeofDoc t orWho .


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Not i c e : By“ Ma k eFr i e nds ” , wea c t ua l l yme a n: “ Te a rt opi e c e sa nd s wa l l owv a r i ousme a ts pr i t e swhol e . ” S ot heTCRope ne dwi dea ndwi t honec r us hi ngde a t hde a l i ngbl ow, mi s s e dt hec e l l e nt i r e l y . ec e l l wa sa l e r t e dbyt hi s , a nds t a r t e dt os wi ma wa ywhi l el ooki ng be hi nds ohec oul dc ons t a nt l ys t a r ea tt heTCRbe c a us et hi st ot a l l y ma k e sy ous wi mf a s t e r . eTCRg a v ec ha s et ot hec e l l , whi c hhede c i de dt oc a l l t heMi nni e . Toc ha s ea not he rl i v i ngor g a ni s m, TCRwa sf or c e dt odos omes e r i ous “ Ta i l wa g g i n. ”Hewa g g e da ndwa g g e ds oha r dt oc ha s et heMi nni e , whowa sa l s oTa i l wa g g i nl i k et he r ewa snoda ya f t e rt omor r ow. TCR wa sTa i l wa g g i ns oha r dhec a mes oc l os et oa ppe a r i ngi nt heOffic i a l Gui ne s sWor l dBookOfS c r e we dUpPl a nkt oni nt hec a t e g or y“ Ce l l Mos tLi k e l yToWa ge ms e l v e sToDe a t h. ”Howe v e rt heTCRwa s pi ppe dt ot hepos tbyac e l l s of a moushe ’ snowde a d. Andf or g ot t e n. Any wa y , t heMi nni ewa sg e t t i ngs l owl ya wa ya ndt hec ha s eha dbe e n g oi ngonf orwha ta ppe a r e dt obe5mi l l i ony e a r s , a l s oknowna sj us t unde rami nut e . eTCRc onc l ude dt ha thewoul dha v et odos ome t hi ngdr a s t i ct oc a t c ht heMi nni eorhei s n’ tg oi ngt obe i ngha v i nga ny di nne r . I nal a s tdi t c ha t t e mpt , t heTCRdi ds ome t hi ngs ode s pe r a t e , s omewoul da r g uei twa ss t upi d. Hes wi t c he dhi sc ont r ol me t hodt o…. THEMOUS E. D: Us i ngt hei nnov a t i v ea ndi nc r e di bl yor i g i na l poi nta ndc l i c kc ont r ol s y s t e m, TCR’ sTa i l Wa g g i ns pe e di nc r e a s e dt e nf ol d, a ndhewa sne x t t ot heMi nni ei nnot i me . eMi nni et r i e dde s pe r a t e l yt odot he s a me , butMi nni e ’ sdi dn’ ta ppe a rt obea bl et oa c c e s st hepr e s t i g i ous a bi l i t yt or e bi ndt he i rk e y s . eTCRope ne di t smout h, a i mi ngont hes c r e a mi ngMi nni e . e Mi nni enowc l os e di t se y e s , t r y i ngt ol e s s e nt hepa i nt ha twoul doc c ur i mmi ne nt l y . eTCRg otc l os e ra ndWenowc utt oac omme r c i a l br e a k ! Ar ey ous i c kofc omme r c i a l s ?Doy out hi nkt he y ’ r es t upi da ndpoi nt l e s s , t e l l i ngy ous t uffy oua l r e a dyknowa nda s ki ngy ouque s t i onst ha t y ou’ v ebe e na s k e d20t i me sbe f or e ?Ha v ey ous t a r t e ddi s c ov e r i nga dv e r t si nne wpl a c e swhe r et he ys houl dn’ tbe , s uc ha se duc a t i ona l books , ony ourMi c r os of twor ddoc ume ntori nt hemi ddl eofas t or y a boutabl uehuma noi dl i f e f or m wi t hwe i r de l bowpr obl e ms ?I fs o, t he nbuyt hene wUni t e dNa t i ons Re l i a bl e AdBl oc k e r

( OrUnr e l i a bl ea dbl oc k e rf ors hor t ) . 100%c onfir me dt obl oc ka l l a dv e r t i s e me nt s ! Andnowf ora noffe rf r om Ame r i c a ! Youc a nbuyt hea dbl oc k e rFREE i fy ous uppor tSOPA! S t oponl i nepi r a c ya nds t oponl i nea dv e r t i s i ng f ornog oodr e a s onot he rt ha nt oc r i ppl ev a r i ousi nt e r ne tbus i ne s s e s …NOW! ( Te r msa ndc ondi t i onss t i l l a ppl y . Wedonotr e f unda nyma l f unc t i oni ngpr oduc t s , l os tpr oduc t sorpr oduc t st ha tdi dn’ tdowha tt hi sa d pr omi s e d. Al l pe opl ewhous et hi spr oduc tdos oe nt i r e l ya towne r ’ s r i s k ) . Andnowwer e t ur ny out oy ours c he dul e dpr og r a mmi ng . Af t e rdoi ngt hemos te pi ct hi ngaTCRc oul de v e rdo, TCRhope dt ha t t hel a s te mot i ona l , t houg htpr ov oki nga ndi nc r e di bl yr e l e v a ntpa r a g r a phde s c r i bi nghowhedi g e s t e dt heMi nni ea g a i ns ta l l t heodds woul dn’ tbeov e r wr i t t e nbys omei r oni c , i r r e l e v a nta dv e r t i s e me nt . Hea l s of e l t …bi g g e ra f t e re a t i ngt heMi nni e . Hec onc l ude dt ha tt o g r ow, heha dt obe g i nt oe a tmor eMi nni e s , orwha t e v e rc e l l sc a mehi s wa y . Hes wa m on, l ooki ngde t e r mi ne d. Henowha dami s s i on: t ot a k eon t hepool . Wi t hi nc r e di bl yl i mi t e di nt e l l i g e nc ea ndabr a i nt hes i z eofa r e a l l ymi c r os c opi cbr a i nhewoul da nni hi l a t ea smuc hl i f ea spos s i bl e , a nde ns l a v et hes ur v i v or s . Unknownt ohi ma tt het i me , s e v e r a l t hous a ndot he rl i f e f or msa c r os s t heg a l a x ywe r es e t t i ngoutwi t he x a c t l yt hes a mepl a nofa c t i on. i s wa sg oi ngt obeoneha r da nde v e nt f ul s t r ug g l et os omef or m of me a ni ng l e s sa ndpr oba bl yv i r t ua l powe r . Ands ot hel e g e ndbe g i ns !

NextTi me: PPPPPPPP * Ne x tt i met i t l ec e ns or e dbySOPA. We t ha nky ouf orbuy i ngt heunr e l i a bl ea d bl oc k e r . Pl e a s eComeAg a i n. *

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