Jokes

HOW ARE STARS LIKE FALSE TEETH ? THEY BOTH COME OUT AT NIGHT

WHAT DID ONE HAT SAY TO THE OTHER? YOU WAIT HERE. I’LL GO ON A HEAD. I ONCE ARRESTED A LIBRARIAN FOR MISUSE OF LIBRARY PROPERTY.

WHEN THE JUDGE CONVICTED THE LIBRARIAN. SHE THREW THE BOOK AT HER.

WHAT KIND OF EXERCISE DO LAZY PEOPLE DO? DIDDLY-SQUATS.

WHAT’S ORANGE AND SOUNDS LIKE A CARROT? A PARROT. I TRIED TO SUE THE AIRPORT FOR MISPLACING MY LUGGAGE. I LOST MY CASE.