Stoats & Weasels – Wholesale catalogue – Spring 2024

WHOLESALE CATALOGUE

SPRING 2024

“ We don’t stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing.”

Hello,

I’m Lisa Bamford, and I work under the name of Stoats & Weasels from my studio in Brighton. The above quote is my motto for life, and I’m happy confirm that my inner child is very much alive!

I produce playful and colourful greeting cards and art prints. The aim of my designs are to make you titter, offer words of motivation, and occasionally show your great big softie side. Oh and some are a teeny bit rude, sorry Mum!

Thank you for checking out my catalogue.

Lisa

CUSTOM ORDERS

Ask me about custom captions, colours & commissions

CARD DETAILS

• 105 x 150mm (A6)

• Blank inside

• Printed in the UK on FSC certified board (350gsm GF Smith Recycled)

• Yellow envelope

• £1.20 each (RRP £2.75)

• Carriage paid on orders over £120.00 (UK mainland only)

• Orders under £120.00 add £10 for delivery (UK mainland)

PRINT DETAILS

• A4 or A3

• Printed in the UK on FSC certified board (350gsm GF Smith Diamond White)

• Packed in cellos with board back

• A4 £6.50 each (RRP £15)

• A3 £11 each (RRP £25)

CONTACT

Lisa Bamford – Stoats & Weasels Ltd

lisa@stoatsandweasels.com

07796 664912

stoatsandweasels.shop

ORDER DETAILS ON BACK PAGE

SW229 To-yoo

SW223 Claw blimey

SW232 Tooth

SW225 Hedgehug

SW231 Late

SW227 Go nuts

SW226 Hoppy

SW224 Cool

SW230 Gruntings

SW222 Cheeky

SW228 Big hugs

SW221 Go ape

SW258 Happy cake

SW236 RBF

SW243 Toucan

SW249 Horseshoe

SW250 Well done

SW235 Sunshine SW259 Superstar

SW234 Fancy

SW239 Never change

SW262 Capy

SW262 Cake thief

SW260 Aye aye

SW247 Purfectly

SW242 Jelly

SW238 Hermit crab

SW241 Inking

SW245 Alotl

SW261 Big ears

SW246 Neighbaas

SW240 Goldfish

SW244 Mooved

SW233 Tardigrade

SW248 Chill out

SW237 Hello

SW182 Yep

SW180 Stoats

SW192 Lick

SW179 Chips

SW181 Carpe diem

SW186 Mermaid

SW187 Sailor

SW190 Otterly

SW191 I found you

SW185 Later

SW170 Cat gift (orange)

SW168 Cat cake

SW171 Cat gift (black)

SW167 Cat’s pyjamas

SW166 Bad cattitude

SW165 Relax

SW169 Le chat

SW174 Squeally

SW083 Best Mum

SW110 Cat menu

SW119 Hello me

SW127

Summer of 69

SW125 Stinker

SW120 Fromage

SW122 Brie-lliant

SW132 Party cake

SW123 Grate

SW133 Par-tea

SW189 She dam

SW188 He dam

SW124 Mature

SW121 Feta

SW118 Blue

SW117 Couch

SW116 Sweet

SW114 Mash

SW113 Hot potato

SW128 Date goals

SW129 Ma cherie

SW253 So sorry

SW218 Corny

SW220

Happea

SW216 Kettle

SW115 New

SW021 Bang woman

SW022 Bang man

SW251 You got this

SW252 OMG

SW176 Cake day

SW255 Retirement

SW175 Bloom

SW177 Dream big

SW178 Massive pants

SW214 Roll with it

SW254 Leafing

SW212 Painting

SW126 Breakfast in bed

SW055 Caff 50

SW065 Human bean

SW063 Breakfast face

SW062 Breakfast cake

SW060 Bean face

SW061 Caff love you

SW053 Caff 30

SW054 Caff 40

SW056 Caff 60

SW057 Caff 70

SW064 Father’s Day breakfast

SW059 Caff 90

SW058 Caff 80

SW012 - Bad 18

SW018 - Bad 70

SW013 - Bad 21

SW019 - Bad 80

SW016 - Bad 50

SW015 - Bad 40

SW020 - Bad 90

SW017 - Bad 60

SW014 - Bad 30

SW011 Bang me

SW005 Bye then

SW006 Nice tits

SW007 Nice arse

SW002 How old?

SW010 Blow me

SW004 Old fart

SW003 Old bag

SW001 Not dead

CUSTOM MENU

I will work with you to create a custom design that champions the highlights and quirks of your location (or your favourite hobby etc) to show off what makes you unique, and raise a giggle with your customers.

Let’s talk.

SW107 British menu

SW110 Cat menu

SW105 Christmas menu

SW106 Brighton menu

SW086 Mother’s Menu

SW076 Father’s Menu

SW108 Northern menu

SW111 Dog menu

SW109 Cornish menu

Don’t quit

Do you want to

Just do it

SW193

Arrivals

SW196

SW199

SW197 Life

SW198

SW195

Dolly

SW194 Playing

SW200 One day

SW211 Card for man

SW257 To do

SW256 Departures

SW215 Card for lady

SW219 Any birthday

SW102 Weddingdong

SW103 Rainbow weddingdong

SW201 Pink weddingdong

SW202 Blue weddingdong

SW093 Big congrats

SW203 Little one

SW204 Hello baby

SW206 Dad

SW205 Mum

SW104 Happy big birthday

SW210 You can do it

SW207 Birthday

SW208 Good luck

SW096 Big thanks

SW097 Fankoo

SW094 Big hugs

SW100 Cheers nice one

SW095 Big love

SW099 Love you

SW098 Fanruddytastic

SW101 Totes amazeballs

CARDS BY OCCASION (OTHER THAN BIRTHDAY)

SW260

SW247

SW242

SW095

SW099

SW116

SW114

SW128

SW129

SW061

SW174

SW192

SW187

SW190

SW186

Mermaid

SW121 Feta

SW006

Nice tits

SW007 Nice arse

SW010

SW011

SW126

SW189

SW188

SW113

SW237

SW127

LEAVING

RETIREMENT

SW185

SW118

SW218

SW255

SW254

SW257

SW256

SORRY

SW216

SW253

SW094

SW241

SW233

SW005

WELL DONE

SW243

SW249

SW250

SW251

SW252

SW210

SW208

SW220

SW167

SW200

SW195

SW199

SW122

SW123

SW177

SW101

WEDDING

SW203

SW204

SW193

SW115

SW102

SW103

SW201

SW202 NEW HOME

SW238

SW240

SW244

SW212

SW093

SW191

SW098

SW096

SW097

SW100

SW245

SW261

SW154 Mince pie

SW151 Gift card

SW152 Turkey

SW153 Trifle

SW161 Toy

SW162 Cracker

SW146 Sprouts

SW148 Present

SW145 Wobbly

SW147 Balls

SW144 Recycle

SW150 Silent night

CHRISTMAS

SW155 Cheesus

SW134 Baubles

SW158 Humbug

SW137 Stuffed

SW135 Parpy

SW159 Saucy

SW136 Mistletoes

SW140 Relax it’s Christmas

SW138 Rude-olph

SW141 Pigs

SW139 Snow

SW156 Brie-lieve

SW157 Brie kings

SW143 Festivi-cheese

SW142 Festivi-teas

SW105 Christmas menu

SW172 Xmas gift (orange)

SW173 Xmas gift (black)

SW160 Yellow

SWP2 – Relax

SWP13 – Playing

SWP7 – Life

SWP4 – All chips

SWP10 – Do it, don’t do it

SWP6 – Bad cattitude

SWP9 – Yep

SWP25 – Wordseach

SWP31 – Tit test

SWP26 – Bear yoga

SWP28 – Partea

SWP32 – Picatsso

SWP33 – Pigasso

SWP27 – Stoats

SWP5 – Lolly bear

SWP12 – Mon cherie

SWP35 – Yes I can

SWP11 – Arrivals

CUSTOM MENU

I will work with you to create a custom design that champions the highlights and quirks of your location (or your favourite hobby etc) to show off what makes you unique, and raise a giggle with your customers. Let’s talk.

SWP17 – Menu – British

SWP14 – Menu – cat

SWP15 – Menu – dog

SWP19 – Menu – Cornish

SWP18 Menu – Northern

SWP16 – Menu – Brighton

CARD DETAILS

• 105 x 150mm (A6)

• Blank inside

• Printed in the UK on FSC certified board (350gsm GF Smith Recycled)

• Yellow envelope

• £1.20 each (RRP £2.75)

• Carriage paid on orders over £120.00 (UK mainland only)

• Orders under £120.00 add £10 for delivery (UK mainland)

PRINT DETAILS

• A4 or A3

• Printed in the UK on FSC certified board (350gsm GF Smith Diamond White)

• Packed in cellos with board back

• A4 £6.50 each (RRP £15)

• A3 £11 each (RRP £25)

CONTACT

Lisa Bamford

Stoats & Weasels Ltd

lisa@stoatsandweasels.com 07796 664912

stoatsandweasels.shop

stoatsandweasels

21a Brunswick Square, Hove BN3 1EJ

HOW TO ORDER

ORDER DIRECT

• Send me an email: lisa@stoatsandweasels.com with a list of codes and quantities

• Call me on 07796 664912

ORDER WITH FAIRE

• Please use this direct link: faire.com/direct/stoatsandweasels

GROWN UP BITS

• Proforma for new accounts. Order processed upon receipt of payment.

• Thereafter, terms are 30 days with payment via bank transfer. Fees may be applied to overdue accounts.

• My cards are printed on demand, turnaround times are usually 5–7 working days.

• Firm sale. No sale or return.

• Shortages and damages must be reported with 5 days of delivery. Any missing or damaged cards will be replaced, no refunds.