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Where
Did
 202



Go? ‑
Ibuks

Strains
And Shots

‑
TEM


The
world
is
filled
with
conspiracy
theories
because
the
 human
 mind
 requires
 intrigue
 clearly.
 We're
 of
 the
 belief
that
'better
safe
than
sorry'
because
whether
or
 whethant
the
conspiracy
is
true,
if
you're
prepared,
it's
a
 win
usually.

In
this
edition,
we
analyze
whether
covik‑19
vaccine
or
 5G
is
true.
The
quarter
was
a
little
gloomy
based
on
the
 stories
on
bullying
that
led
to
the
untimely
death
of
a
 minor
–
May
he
Rest
In
Peace.

The
 cost
 of
 bullying
 is
 too
 high
 whether
 for
 human
 preservation
or
even
economic
advancement.
If
we
tell
 you
one
more
time
that
the
economy
is
as
per
normal,
 knock
 our
 heads.
 Walahi,
 we
 too
 are
 praying
 for
 a
 different
analysis.
But
as
usual,
we
will
tell
you
not
to
 worry,
omo
iya,
we
dey
your
side.

Nothing
new
under
the
sun
but
we
learn
new
ways
to
 make
sunscreen
work
better.

Love
always,

Shola
is
renovating
her school
to
meet
the
standards
 set
by
the
Federal
Ministry of
Health
and
the
National Centre
for
Disease
Control (NCDC) This
will
help
her
safely
 reopen. Be
Like
Shola


Where
Did
2021
Go?

‑
Ibuks

Sapa
na
your
mate

It
was
just
like
yesterday
when
we
wished
ourselves
a
happy
new
year
 and
 were
 looking
 towards
 a
 better
 time.
 Look
 at
 us
 now,
 two
 #VibewiththeTrybe 
 parties
 later,
 a
 Serious 
 video,
 a
 very
 Detty
 December
and
a
variant
year—we
made
it!

At
this
point,
we
salute
our
heroes;
yes,
you,
the
ones
who
now
buy
 eggs
for
₦100,
from
₦40
in
2020,
the
ones
who
still
eat
sardine
in
this
 economy;
 not
 all
 heroes
 wear
 capes.
 Inflation
 has
 been
 one
 of
 the
 year's
biggest
talking
points.
Despite
the
figures
theoretically
dropping
 from
18.7%
to
15.99%,
prices
have
not
stopped
increasing.

If
you
are
asking
why
the
price
of
garri
is
still
averaging
at
₦1,000
per
 paint,
compared
to
the
year
2018
when
it
sold
for
₦400
naira;
it
means
 you
don't
gerrit
and
if
you
don't
gerrit,
forget
about
it.
Scratch
that,
we'll
 help
you
out.

A
decrease
in
the
inflation
rate
simply
means
that
 prices
are
increasing
more
slowly
than
they
were
 in
 the
 previous
 month.
 In
 essence,
 the
 price
 of
 garri
is
still
going
up,
but
at
a
slower
rate.

No
 matter
 the
 variant,
 let's
 try
 to
 get
 vaccinated
 and
 maintain
 the
 culture
that
helped
us
beat
Covid
earlier
in
the
year;
na
who
dey
alive
 dey
do
dorime!
We
hear
that
the
dorime
of
the
Nigerian
government
 is
also
on
the
rise;
expenditure
has
steadily
increased
while
revenue
 has
gone
the
other
way.

The
Debt
Management
Office—yep,
it's
an
actual
office—estimates
 that
our
debt
stands
at
₦35trn.

If
we
assume
that
the
total
population
of
Nigeria
 is
 200
 million,
 each
 one
 of
 us
 owes
 at
 least
 
₦175,000. Experts
say
this
could
double
in
the
next
two
years
unless
something
 drastic
happens,
which
in
Naija
terms
means
nothing,
so
don't
worry,
 this
breakfast
is
for
everybody.

N175K

N175K

N175K N175K

N175K

N175K

N175K

Dorime
is
not
for
civil
servants!

While
we
struggled
with
food
prices,
GDP
has
been
a
star
boy;
also
 made
in
Lagos.
While
2020
was
a
year
of
recession,
we
saw
growth
in
 the
three
quarters
of
2021
on
the
rebound
of
crude
oil
and
opening
of
 the
economy
—
a
positive
GDP
for
a
sweet
economy.
At
this
point,
we
 have
to
appeal
to
Omarion,
Omakan
Omicron
to
please
not
affect
our
 japa
plans.

N175K

N175K

N175K

N175K

N175K

N175K

3


On
Gaad!

The
 CBN
 and
 Uncle
 Mef,
 our
 distinguished
 governor,
 did
 a
 lot
 to
 maintain
FX
stability
and
reserves
in
2021.
From
2020
when
we
lost
 quite
a
few
dollys
due
to
a
drop
in
oil
revenue,
our
ogas
at
the
top
have
 helped
us
weather
the
storm
by
introducing
key
policies
and
making
 drastic
decisions.

Despite
a
major
boost
to
our
foreign
reserves,
it
is
clear
that
the
FX
 battle
isn't
ending
anytime
soon,
but
don't
worry,
we
gat
you
covered.
 We
also
now
have
the
eNaira,
guys.
At
least,
we're
doing
better
than
 Ghana
outside
jollof
rice.
We
now
have
a
digital
currency,
first
among
 our
peers—eNaira
to
the
world!

2021
was
a
challenging
year
for
abroad
people;
they
didn't
exactly
 have
 a
 better
 time.
 First,
 it
 didn't
 come
 home,
 COVID
 cases
 have
 soared
and
governments
around
the
world
are
trying
not
to
have
the
 same
level
of
emergency
they
had
in
2020.

You
 see,
 the
 global
 scene
 has
 also
 been
 quite
 chaotic;
 from
 the
 energy
crisis
and
supply
chain
disruptions
in
Europe
to
Barcelona's
 relegation
to
the
Europa,
the
crisis
in
Afghanistan
and
the
release
of
 the
iPhone
13.
We
even
hear
that
Russia
and
Ukraine
might
be
starting
 a
war
soon;
God
abeg,
the
only
battle
between
countries
this
year
 should
be
at
the
2022
World
Cup
in
Qatar.

2022
will
be
full
of
activity.
We
hear
that
our
renowned
subsidy
will
likely
 be
removed,
and
fuel
pump
price
could
go
up
to
₦320
per
liter,
wahala
 be
like
bicycle
because
that's
the
only
mode
of
transportation
we'll
be
 able
to
afford
at
this
rate
*tears
inna
my
eyes*.

Prophets
and
analysts

N320 For
us
in
Nigeria,
the
year
is
also
the
penultimate
 year
 to
 general
 elections.
 Expect
 a
 lot
 of
 campaigns,
branded
indomie,
photo
ops
with
the
 akara
seller
and
poverty
famzing.
All
the
noise
we
 have
made
on
social
media,
it's
time
to
back
it
up
at
 the
ballot.
Get
your
PVC
and
let
your
vote
count.

You
wanna
roll
with
the
big
boys

With
Omu‑Aran,
Omi‑Akran
Omicron,
several
countries
have
flagged
 Nigeria
 as
 a
 red
 state
 despite
 our
 having
 fewer
 cases
 than
 most
 developed
 countries
 and
 strict
 international
 travel
 protocols.
 In
 response,
we
too
put
them
on
our
red
list,
first
to
do
no
dey
pain.
It
 threatened
to
affect
Detty
December,
but
God
came
through.
We
also
 fought
for
Air
Peace;
our
own
unicorn
in
the
airspace;
don't
ask
any
 question
about
Nigerian
Air;
its
2022!

2021
 was
 both
 a
 short
 and
 long
 year,
 short
 enough
to
fly
by
so
fast
and
long
enough
that
if
 we
start
to
talk,
e
no
go
finish.
2022
has
begun
in
 earnest,
 and
 with
 all
 the
 uncertainties
 of
 the
 economy,
our
recommendation
is
to
watch
and
 pray
because
e
be
like
say
things
go
still
choke. Whether
AFCTA
comes
entirely
in
2022
or
not,
there
is
a
long
way
to
 go
for
intra‑African
trade.
We
expect
more
disruption
coupled
with
 the
inherent
market
crisis
and
upcoming
elections.
And
Uncle
Covid
 is
still
out
there.
Whatever
happens,
we
will
always
be
here
and
as
long
 as
there
is
rice
in
Kano
and
strawberries
in
Jos,
we
will
be
fine.

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4



Strains
And
Shots

‑
TEM

I
Get
Coconut
Head

They
 say,
 "what
 doesn't
 kill
 you
 makes
 you
 stronger,"
 but
 like
 Speed
 Darlington,
 COVID
 no
 dey
hear
that
one
oh,
e
wan
kill
us.

First
 off,
 how
 do
 top
 pharmaceutical
 companies
 make
 money
 off
 vaccine
 capitalism?
 The
 Big
 Pharma
 business
 model
 is
 to
 collect
 billions
of
dollars
in
government
and
public
support
to
develop
high‑ demand
 solutions,
 retain
 rights
 as
 the
 sole
 manufacturer
 and
 distributor,
and
decide
profit
since
they
solely
control
pricing.

Every
time
we
think
we
have
won,
COVID‑19
shames
us
with
another
 wave
and
variant.
268
million
cases
and
ten
variants
later,
we
can
all
 agree
that
we
need
to
be
immune
to
stand
a
chance
against
COVID.

Now
there
are
two
ways
to
achieve
this;
wait
for
people
to
develop
 immunity
over
time
or
the
other
way;
the
magic
potion
that
humanity
 has
depended
on
for
decades
to
bring
down
the
death
toll
of
diseases;
 vaccines.
 Within
a
year
of
the
pandemic's
emergence,
Big‑Pharma‑ owned
research
teams
rose
to
the
challenge
and
developed
vaccines
 that
 can
 now
 protect
 us
 from
 SARS‑CoV‑2,
 the
 virus
 that
 causes
 COVID‑19.

While
beneficial
to
their
wealthy
investors
and
corporate
executives,
 this
 model
 is
 one
 of
 the
 reasons
 for
 the
 wild
 spread
 of
 COVID
 conspiracies
and
the
scarcity
of
vaccines
for
low‑income
countries.
 For
context,
only
about
2%
of
the
vaccinated
population
resides
in
 Africa.
While
vaccine
skepticism
does
exist
on
the
continent,
supply
 has
been
diminutive.
But
what
we
have
then
seen
is
that
for
every
shot
 administered,
someone
has
profited
tremendously.

Pfizer,
for
example,
recorded
a
revenue
of
$11.3
 billion
in
the
first
half
of
2021,
and
we
now
hear
 that
the
CEO
is
campaigning
for
booster
shots
to
 be
administered
globally
as
well.

Where
did
the
vaccines
come
from? Vaccines
are
not
new;
from
as
early
as
900
AD,
smallpox
inoculation
 was
carried
out
by
the
Chinese.
To
be
fair,
you
were
vaccinated
at
some
 point
in
your
life
(for
polio,
meningitis,
tetanus).

However,
since
the
start
of
the
decade,
Big
Pharma
has
been
easing
out
 of
the
vaccine
business
because
it's
not
as
profitable
as
it
used
to
be.
I
 mean,
it
is
easier
to
sell
drugs
than
a
vaccine
that
you
would
only
take
 once
in
your
lifetime.

Moderna,
 another
 major
 producer,
 is
 also
 reporting
 $6
 billion
 in
 revenue
and
has
asked
that
more
people
be
vaccinated
in
the
wake
of
 the
Omicron
variant.
It's
like
an
event
planner
clamoring
for
more
 parties.
 A
 report
 by
 Peoples
 Vaccine
 Alliance
 estimates
 that
 three
 companies,
Pfizer,
Moderna
and
BioNTech,
make
a
combined
profit
 of
$65,000
every
minute!

Vaccines
are
also
known
to
carry
more
risks
(nobody
wants
lawsuits)
 and
are
more
technical
to
make.
All
that
was
thrown
out
of
the
window
 with
 the
 onset
 of
 a
 virus
 that
 threatened
 our
 very
 existence.
 With
 COVID
came
a
global
demand
and
a
dynamic
market
like
no
other.
In
 less
than
a
year,
over
six
vaccines
have
been
approved
for
vaccination. Capitalising
through
capitalism
 (Conspiracy
Version).

So
far,
over
8
billion
vaccine
doses
(about
3
billion
 of
 the
 world's
 population
 has
 been
 fully
 vaccinated)
have
been
administered
globally,
and
 you
can
imagine
the
financial
reward
for
solving
 mankind's
biggest
problem. How
COVOD‑19
Vaccines
Changed
Pharma
Company
Profits 12.98

16.14

18.59

8.31 2.14

Johnson
&
 Johnson

Pfizer

8.16

7.30 0.46

AstraZeneca

‑0.50

Moderna

‑0.40

BioNTech

2020

2021

Net
income/profit
of
selected
 pharma
companies
for
Q1‑Q3
 in
2020
and
2021
(billion
USD) ‑
statista

6


Permanent
 Site

Wait
a
minute,
let's
think
in
5G!

It's
business.

If
the
vaccines
aren't
100%
effective
in
all
cases,
then
the
biggest
winner
 from
 vaccine
 mandates
 across
 developed
 countries
 has
 to
 be
 the
 vaccine
makers,
directly
and
indirectly.
Of
course,
we
can't
blame
the
 unequal
 distribution
 and
 profit
 racking
 on
 Big
 Pharmas
 alone
 as
 we
 hear
that
big
states
did
buy
up
the
supply
and
hoarded
doses.

Las
las,
 the
ministry
is
moving
to
the
permanent
site.
This
dynamic
 among
 vaccine
 makers
 and
 the
 government
 has
 helped
 fuel
 the
 conspiracy
around
vaccines
and
the
virus.

Still,
 the
 vaccine
 manufacturers
 have
 played
 a
 decisive
role
in
limiting
global
vaccine
production
 and
obstructing
fair
access
to
a
life‑saving
health
 product. For
 instance,
 Pfizer
 and
 BioNTech
 have
 delivered
 nine
 times
 more
 vaccines
to
Sweden
than
all
low‑income
countries
combined.
Outside
 paltry
government
donations,
Moderna
is
yet
to
supply
a
single
vaccine
 dose
 to
 low‑income
 countries.
 They
 all
 have
 failed
 to
 meet
 with
 promised
 deliveries
 to
 COVAX—the
 global
 organization
 set
 up
 to
 ensure
fair
and
equitable
distribution.

Johnson
and
Johnson,
which
has
developed
a
single‑dose
vaccine,
 has
 refused
 to
 grant
 a
 production
 license
 to
 Biolyse.
 The
 Canadian
 manufacturer
had
offered
to
make
15
million
doses
for
Bolivia,
which
 has
only
vaccinated
about
5%
of
its
population
but
were
met
with
a
 sharp
"no,
bro".
Even
Novavax,
which
still
seeks
approval,
has
refused
to
 share
its
knowledge
and
technology.
After
promising
that
two‑thirds
of
 its
supply
will
go
to
COVAX,
once
approved.

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With
 the
 new
 variants,
 the
 reinforced
 vaccine
 mandates,
 and
 the
 travel
ban,
it
is
clear
that
there
is
more
to
this
gist,
but
what's
our
own,
 whether
it's
a
conspiracy
or
not,
stay
safe
this
new
year,
try
and
get
 vaccinated
 and
 drink
 water.
 It
 is
 quite
 easy
 now
 sef,
 just
 go
 to
 https://nphcda.vaccination.gov.ng/
 to
register.


Thank
You! I
hope
you
enjoyed
being
 ‘Serious.’
Wishing
you a
prosperous
New
Year!


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