STUPID QUESTIONS
Dusty Wygle Interviewed by Taylor Kendall Photo Jeff Crowe Tour infonitrocircus.com
Favorite athlete, Lance Armstrong or Barry Bonds? Lance for sure. Who would you rather box, Bob Barker or Bill Cosby? Bill Cosby without a doubt. It would be so entertaining. He would probably have me on the ground without throwing a punch. Could you imagine.. “come here boy, I’m gonna flim flam fadoodle you right in the shnozoodle!” I would lose it. Plus did you see what Bob Barker did to Happy Gilmore? No thanks. Favorite childhood toy? Does my dirtbike count? I had this McDonald’s toy set that you could make fries with out of sandwich bread and put cinnamon sugar on them. Soo good.
A chicken nugget, a Red Ryder BB-gun, my favorite VHS tape and 90
a VHS player.
If you could be anybody, who would you wanna be? I don’t know. I have it pretty good. But it would be cool to have been a Comanche Indian back in the 1700’s. Maybe just for a few days to see what it was like. Biggest fear on tour? Missing out on the fun stuff we get to do. And obviously injuries and missing shows. What would you put in your time capsule? A chicken nugget, a Red Ryder BB-gun, my favorite VHS tape and a VHS player. If you were a superhero, what would your name be? All the good ones are taken. Do clowns scare you? No. Never understood why people are either. First thing you would do if you were the President? Make our current president write an apology letter for sucking at life. Do you believe in Aliens? No. But I’m not against the idea that they might exist. If they do they better have cool lasers.