The Vol. 7
Senior Wills Graduating from State High brings with it the final detail of making out your "will." The Class of 1982, therefore, does bequeath the following: "My locker and my position on the majorette squad to Jackie Hogan" -Barb Dotts "The dying I.R.C. to anyone willing to save it" -Diane Carlson "My love to Julia Persic" -Todd Erdley "Jeff Holliday to Genie Hughes" -Beth Brahosky "My Ethel Merman imitations to 路 Peggy Harrison" -Tonya Martin "My teacher's copy of an Algebra II Book and all blank passes to the highest bidder" -Chuck Kurtz "All country music to all punk rockers" -Jackie Knee "My art stool to Trevor Hale" -Mike Knipe "My sympathy to the Junior Class" -Pete Stormer "My place in history to Sarah Schenck" -Stephanie Miller "My table at Pizza Hut to anyone who can beat the system like I did" -Tracy Gregg "My mother, Mrs. Scholten, to anybody- please?" -Michael Borza "My cashier position to Jerri-Lyn Bruster" . -Laurie Fink "My vocabulary skills to Ms. Hess" -John Kelley "My Cliffs Notes to all" -Tara McConnon "My bottle of bubble bath to Wendy Olson" -Nanette Bove "My soccer talents to Bill Langton, Hector Tavera, and Lester Bonnett (they need them)" -Mark Morgan "My trig seat to my dear sister, Leslie" -Jackie Marks
"My A.P. English notes to Lori Cardellino" -Wendy Swails "My senior year to anyone foolish enough to take it!" -Sharon Allison "My freckles to Carole Willams" -Eileen Kiely "My perfectly worn in Doc,ksides to Mike Doll " -Kirk Bechdel "My book of IO 1 excuses to anyone who may need it" -Judy Goldstein "My cheerleading skirt to Art Hower" -Lisa Naugle "My sincere interest in school government to Andy Wood" -Bruce Heilman "A year's supply of alligators for shirts to Kaela Kiernan" -Wendy MacKenzie "My broken clarinet reeds to Yvette Chang" -Debbie Shields "My mugs, pitchers, and a quarter to Dan Macaluso" -Brian Wilkinson "My algebra and trig homework and tests to Molly Kelley" -Kathi Brush "My job and my blue pass to Paul Rohrbaugh" -Jim Dolan "My German talents to Rosalie Grove" -Meredith White "Chris Derzak to Carole Williams" -Dave Webb "My great math ability to Traci Levy" -Tina Zamrik "My seat on the Memorial Field bench to anyone who is good at picking out splinters" -Jim Himes "All of my wonderful bus rides to Joan Taylor" -Jill Loomis "My injuries, grace, and dance ability to Elaine Meder" -Jessica Chisholm
Want Some Advice? When seniors graduate from high school, most of them always want to leave just a touch of advice to the underclassmen, advice to help them through their last year at State High. to the Class of 1983: "make the best of the time you're here!" -Heather Lindsay to all females: " burn your bras and read Our Bodies, Ourselves" -Molly Amick to all students: "take Modified School Day" -Dave Link to any Junior in orchestra: "don't pay attention and always be late" -Claire Duiker to Carolyn Withstandley: "keep your socks up!" -Sylvia Feldman to Rick Ford: "quit baseball" -Greg Clemmer to next year's Thespians: " break a leg!" -Anne Triolo to the cross country team: "try to have fun" -Eileen Yarashus to Norman Deering: "get your hands amputated, please!" -Neal Petty to everyone: "live it up!" -Lynne Bechdel to Julie Lechner: "keep' Fam(}-mania" alive. It's the only way to survive" -Sharon Malone to all: "join the Mar.ines!" -Mike Button to Julie Homan: "don't tell anyone that Wayne is your brother" -Ivy Booher to the entire class: "hang in there kiddies cause graduation is coming" -Shawney Dawson to the Class of 1983: "continue the M* A *S* H tradition" -Mark Heil