Pride And Prejudice (Musical Script)

‌ a musical adaptation

by Bernard J Taylor of the novel by Jane Austen Additional lyrics by Michael Yelland and Frank Bacon

Pride And Prejudice

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Introduction Jane Austen's story of the Bennet family, centred on the relationship between the proud aristocrat Fitzwilliam Darcy and the high-spirited Elizabeth Bennet, is one of the most enduringly popular novels of all time and has had a far-reaching influence on all romantic fiction right up to the present day.

As the story opens, the Bennet family of Meryton receives news that a rich and single young man, a certain Mr Bingley, has bought the grand estate of Netherfield. Mrs Bennet, who is anxious to see her five daughters well married, urges her husband (with added encouragement from some of the daughters) to make the acquaintance of the new tenant of Netherfield as soon as possible (See Him Today).

Jane, the eldest and prettiest of the daughters, is encouraged to make more of an effort to win a husband for herself, but Jane is convinced that stratagems have no place in true romance (No Designs On Love). Mrs Bennet is becoming increasingly anxious about getting her daughters married (Five Daughters) because, having no male heir, the family will lose the estate on the death of Mr Bennet to his young cousin, Mr Collins. Shortly after the news of the arrival of the new tenant of Netherfield, the daughters prepare excitedly for a bell at which they are to meet Mr Bingley and his friends (At The Ball Tonight).

At the ball, the exhilaration of the dance (Assembly Waltz) sets the scene for a romantic encounter and Bingley is quickly smitten by Jane, who delights in his attentions (Being Here With You). Mr Bingley's friend, Fitzwilliam Darcy, makes a less favourable impression on all concerned with his aloof manner and disparaging remarks about others at the ball – particularly about Elizabeth, who overhears some of his disdainful comments about her.

At a subsequent social evening, where the girls take turns in playing piano (Pride And Prejudice Theme Regency Piano Version), Elizabeth gets her revenge by spurning Darcy's attentions and indirectly condemning him in song as she performs for the guests (A Man Who's Proud And Vain). Darcy suddenly finds himself smitten by Elizabeth (Isn't It Strange), but keeps his innermost feelings to himself. Elizabeth's antipathy towards Darcy is increased when she meets a dashing young officer, Wickham, who tells her how he has been defrauded and ill-treated by Darcy.

Mr Collins, the heir to the Bennet estate, arrives at the Bennet home looking for a wife (A Woman Who Knows Her Place). Meanwhile, Bingley is becoming increasingly ardent about Jane (Through The Eyes Of A Child), but is persuaded by his sister and by Darcy that his feelings for Jane are not requited. Mr Collins proposes marriage to Elizabeth (An Offer I Must Refuse), but is rejected – and proceeds immediately to propose to Elizabeth's friend Charlotte instead. Mrs Bennet is furiously distraught over Elizabeth's rejection of Mr Collins and even more so when she hears that Bingley has apparently abandoned Jane and gone to London.

Elizabeth later visits her friend Charlotte and her new husband Mr Collins at their vicarage home, and is introduced to Lady Catherine de Bourgh, Darcy's aunt - a formidable woman who enjoys lecturing everyone on each and every topic that arises, particularly on matters of social propriety (Good Breeding).

Elizabeth meets up with Darcy again at Lady de Bourgh's home and soon afterwards Darcy surprises her with declarations of love and a proposal of marriage (Don't Ask Me Why). However, Elizabeth is not impressed by this proposal (Should I Be Flattered?) and castigates him for helping to engineer the split between Bingley and her sister Jane, and for his apparent ill-treatment of Wickham.

But Darcy's account of his actions and his treatment of Wickham - which differs widely from Wickham's account - makes Elizabeth think again (Have I Been Wrong?) and her feelings towards Darcy begin to soften.

The truth of Darcy's account of Wickham's fecklessness is soon proved when Wickham elopes with Elizabeth's sister Lydia - with no intention of marrying her, and thus threatening the Bennet family with ruin and disgrace.

But Darcy, unknown to Elizabeth, uses his money and influence to ensure that Wickham does marry Lydia, much to the relief of the Bennet family (Thank God They're Married!).

Darcy also helps to reunite Bingley and Jane Bennet (Since We Said Goodbye) and soon there are plans for another wedding. Lady de Bourgh learns that Darcy is planning to propose to Elizabeth and she demands that Elizabeth promise she will not marry Darcy (My Dear Miss Bennet) but Elizabeth refuses to give her this promise. When Darcy hears of this, he is emboldened to propose once more to Elizabeth (I Need To Know) and this time he is accepted.

They vow to put aside all past pride and prejudice and start afresh (Pride And Prejudice). The story closes with three of the five daughters now accounted for and everyone, apart from Lady de Bourgh, feeling much more positive about the future (Finale). i

Characters (8m, 15f) Principals (5m, 8f) Mr George Bennett - 40-50, amiable, gentle and eccentric man, but unhappily married Mrs Bennett - 40-50, querulous, excitable and ill-bred, desperate to marry off her daughters Elizabeth Bennett - 20, intelligent, bold and mildly attractive Jane Bennett - 22, the eldest daughter, considered to be the most beautiful, reserved manner, pleasant to all Lydia Bennett - 15, flirtatious, naive, headstrong and reckless, the youngest daughter Fitzwilliam Darcy - 28, intelligent, wealthy, extremely handsome and reserved Mr Collins - 25, pompous, narrow-minded sycophant Bingley - outgoing, extremely good-natured, and wealthy Caroline Bingley - Bingley’s shallow and haughty sister, befriends Jane then snubs her Wickham - dashing, charming and handsome young soldier Lady Catherine de Bourgh - Mr. Darcy's aunt and Mr. Collins' patron, inconsistent and arrogant Charlotte Lucas - 27, sensible, intelligent, but marries for money and security (non-singing) Housekeeper (f) Support (3m, 7f) Kitty Bennett - older than Lydia but defers to her, fourth daughter Mary Bennett - pretentious third Bennet daughter, who prefers reading over socializing Servants 1, 2 & 3 - female Isabella - Lydia's friend (non-singing) Colonel Foster (non-singing, non-speaking) Charles Bennett - Mr Bennett's brother (non-singing) Anne de Bourgh - Lady Catherine’s sickly, bland daughter (non-singing, non-speaking) Footman (non-singing) Chorus House Guests Townsfolk ‘Toffs’ and ‘Plebs’ Soldiers Girls (for Soldiers Song) Pemberley Staff

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Musical Numbers 0) 1) 2) 3) 4) 5) 5A) 6) 7) 8) 9) 10) 11) 12) 13) 14) 15) 16) 17) 18)

Overture It’s A Truth Universal (Prologue) See Him Today Five Daughters At The Ball Tonight Assembly Waltz Reprise (‘Assembly Waltz’) Being Here With You A Man Who’s Proud And Vain Soldiers Song No Designs On Love Pride And Prejudice (Regency Piano Version) I Long To Know You Isn't It Strange They're All So Common Through The Eyes Of A Child A Woman Who Knows Her Place An Offer I Must Refuse I Will Remember Him That Way Reprise (‘A Man Who Is Proud And Vain’)

Orchestra Chorus Mrs Bennett, Kitty, Mary, Lydia & Mr Bennett Mrs Bennett Jane, Lydia, Elizabeth, Mary, Servants 1, 2 & 3, Chorus Chorus Orchestra Jane & Bingley Elizabeth Soldiers, Lydia & Elizabeth Jane Elizabeth (or member of the Orchestra) Wickham Darcy Caroline Bingley Bingley Collins Collins & Elizabeth Jane Orchestra

~~ Interval ~~ 19) 20) 21) 22) 23) 24) 25) 26) 27) 28) 29) 30) 31) 32) 33) 34) 35)

Entr’acte An Hour In Church How I Miss Her Good Breeding Reprise (‘I Long To Know You’) Don't Ask Me Why Should I Be Flattered?

Have I Been Wrong The Soldier’s Farewell Mr Darcy Thank God They're Married Since We Said Goodbye My Dear Miss Bennett I Need To Know Pride And Prejudice Finale Curtain Calls

Orchestra Chorus Mr Bennett Lady de Bourgh Wickham Darcy Elizabeth & Darcy Elizabeth Soldiers & Girls Housekeeper & Chorus Lydia, Wickham, Mrs Bennett & Kitty Bingley & Jane Lady de Bourgh & Elizabeth Darcy & Elizabeth Darcy & Elizabeth Mr & Mrs Bennett, Darcy, Elizabeth, Bingley, Jane & Chorus Orchestra

NOTES : a) Where appropriate, the Musical Director should use a suitable part of the music preceding a scene change to cover the transition. b) Music #10 can either be played by a member of the orchestra, or the actress playing Elizabeth, or a recorded version could be used. Stagescripts Ltd has a suitable recording available free on request.

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ACT ONE MUSIC #0 - OVERTURE Prologue Chorus, front of stage.

MUSIC #1 – IT’S A TRUTH UNIVERSAL (PROLOGUE) Company

It’s a fact, It’s well known.

It’s a truth universal in life.

That a young man who’s single and blessed with a fortune Is most clearly in need of a wife.

It’s a fact, It’s well known that a man Should not live on his own.

His duty is to find a mate with whom he truly shares All virtues that good breeding does dictate.

His duty is to propagate, Producing lots of heirs, To carry on and widen his estate.

That is so, As we know, a rich young man Sends hearts and tongues aflutter.

It sets the whole town in a whirl.

The gossips may soon be heard to mutter: “Who'll be the lucky girl?”

To each girl, he's a prize, so she tries Finding favour in his eyes.

She will wait by the gate In the hopes of a warm tete-a-tete.

Each father and mother is hoping he’ll favour their daughter, And so this young man finds he’s led like a lamb to the slaughter.

A rich man unmarried is not what the good Lord intended, A man with a fortune needs someone to help him spend it.

It’s a fact.

It’s well known.

It’s a truth universal in life That a young man who’s single and blessed with a fortune, Is most clearly in need of a wife.

There’s no doubt he's in need of a wife.

Scene One - Mr Bennet's Study Mr Bennet is reading a book as Mrs Bennet and three of her five daughters - Lydia, Kitty and Mary - burst in, obviously excited. The two other daughters, Jane and Elizabeth, enter afterwards and take a relatively detached part in the proceedings. Mr Bennet appears irritated by the intrusion.

Mrs Bennet Mr Bennet Mrs Bennet Mr Bennet Mrs Bennet

Mr Bennet, we must have your attention at once. You'll never guess what's happened.

My dear, I'm in the middle of a very good book. Can't it wait?

No, this is very important. You must act right away.

Is the barn on fire? If not, I cannot think of anything else...

The future of our daughters is at stake. Please listen!

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MUSIC #2 - 'SEE HIM TODAY' Mrs Bennet I've heard a rich young man bought Netherfield, And moved in yesterday.

You must go over there, And make yourself acquainted right away.

K, M & L We've heard it said, he's still unwed.

Mrs Bennet He has a fortune that's unrivalled in the county, So they say K, M & L Go right away, please don't delay.

Mrs Bennet They say he's charming, And he has a handsome countenance as well.

K, M & L He is a friend to all the grandest of the gentry, We've heard tell.

Mrs Bennet Oh, what a catch. We must make match!

A man like that would really suit One of our daughters very well.

K, M & L

Please don't delay; see him today.

Mrs Bennet It's such a fine opportunity, we must act speedily.

No time to waste, time is of essence, And we may be given priority, If we make haste.

K, M & L

We must act with speed, Or we shan't succeed, so hurry, For this opportunity May soon recede.

Mrs Bennet I understand he has an income Of ten thousand pounds a year.

K, M & L

He'll be pursued by ev'ry woman, Who is not yet wed, we fear.

Mrs Bennet No time to waste.

We must make haste.

So please get ready And depart for Netherfield at once, my dear.

K, M & L

Go right away. See him today.

Mrs Bennet It is not often one comes across young men With title to such an estate.

There'll be such fierce competition That if we don't act now it may be too late.

K, M & L

It would be a shame if we lost our claim, If someone should get to him first, Then we're out of the game!

Mr Bennet I do not see why I should be the one to call.

It isn't me he wants to marry after all.

I think it better if you choose To go and see him in my place as you're so keen, Besides you have a much more pleasant face.

You go ahead, see him instead.

I'm sure the chances of success Would be much greater if you call.

[Teasingly, to Mrs Bennet]

For all we know He might consider you the fairest of them all!

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[Mrs Bennet reacts with coy coquettishness]

Mrs Bennet I cannot go as you well know, It's not the decent thing to do.

It's not my place to call on him, the obligation lies with you.

Women

Mrs Bennet Mr Bennet

See him today, Or we might find, Our chance has slipped away.

Will you go, my dear?

Well, I shall give it my most earnest consideration. Now I wish to return to my book.

The girls drift off.

Mrs Bennet Mr Bennet Mrs Bennet

Mr Bennet Mrs Bennet Mr Bennet Mrs Bennet Mr Bennet Mrs Bennet Mr Bennet Mrs Bennet Mr Bennet Mrs Bennet

Mr Bennet Mrs Bennet

This is no time to be burying yourself in books. You are always reading a book.

I enjoy intelligent company, and there's none finer to be found than in my books.

You must think of our daughters. Unless we can get them married - and married well - what will become of them? Jane is almost twenty-three, and still not married. She is as good-looking as I was when I was young, but much too diffident for her own good. If only she would make an effort to catch a husband, she could have anyone of her choosing. And no suitors as yet for the other four. And who will want them? Lydia is too wayward and fickle - and Kitty, too - so giddy and thinking only of her pleasures.

Kitty and Lydia are young. Of course they are silly.

I am sure they are no more silly than I was when I was their age.

(Dryly) No, I wouldn't argue with that.

Mary is a more rational girl, of course, but she never lifts her eyes from her books.

But unfortunately is too stupid to learn from what she reads.

And as for Elizabeth, she is far too independent and outspoken. No man will tolerate her impudence.

I will have nothing said against my Lizzy. She is worth more than all the rest put together.

Mr Bennet, you must not say such things. You take a delight in vexing me. You have no compassion for my poor nerves.

Not true, my dear. I have a high respect for your nerves. They are my old friends. I have heard you mention them daily for the past twenty years at least.

You do not know how I suffer. But what is to become of the girls? When you die, we lose everything to that dreadful Mr Collins - and then where shall we be? Oh, if only we had had a son! Then our estate would have passed on to him and we'd be all right.

Well, you would insist on having five daughters in a row.

I did my best. Providence has just chosen to be improvident in our case.

MUSIC #3 - 'FIVE DAUGHTERS' Mrs Bennet If only the Lord had given us a son.

I waited and waited, For one to come along.

How I tried for one, Almost died for one, I thought sooner or later, A son would come along.

But I was wrong.

Five daughters, all in a row.

Five daughters, and nothing to show for it, Each one still single with no-one in view, No suitors suitable. What can we do?

Oh, what shall we do?

Without a male heir we shall lose the whole estate.

And all we can do is just sit around and wait, For the time to come, When we lose our home.

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We all hoped that a son would redeem us from this fate, Now it's too late.

Five daughters, all in a row.

Five daughters, and nothing to show for it.

Each one still single with no-one in view, No suitors suitable. What can we do?

Oh, what shall we do?

Five daughters, and all of them unwed.

Oh, what will become of them when we are both dead?

Who'll be there for them?

Who will care for them?

What will happen to them when it's time for us to go?

I just don't know.

Scene Two Spotlights come up on different parts of the stage to show various people - mainly the Bennet girls - getting ready for the ball.

MUSIC #4 – ‘AT THE BALL TONIGHT’ Jane Lydia Elizabeth Jane Kitty Lydia Jane Mary

It will be such a grand affair.

It's such an agony to wait.

I wonder who will all be there?

We must make sure we're not too late.

I must make sure I look my best.

I'm not quite sure about this dress.

Oh dear, my hair looks such a mess!

I'm all a flutter, I confess.

Sopranos Mezzos Sopranos Mezzos

We're going to the ball.

Tonight will be the night.

We'll be there one and all.

When lovers' hearts take flight.

Daughters The band will play, And we shall dance the night away, While bathed in candlelight.

And as each dance trips by, Each girl will try to catch the eye, In hopes that handsome men are there in good supply.

What a grand affair.

The finest people in the land will all be there.

And everyone will be so debonair, Exuding savoir faire, As music fills the air, We shall abandon ev'ry care.

[A spotlight picks out female servants preparing a table at the ball].

Servant #1 Servant #2 Servant #3 Servant #1 Servant #2 Servant #3

There's so much to prepare It all takes so much care!

These grand occasions wear me out.

So much to do …

I'd rather do without!

And when the night is done When all of them have had their fun.

We stay behind to clean up after ev'ryone.

Servants

Such a great big fuss.

It's just a lot of thankless toil for such as us.

While they're cavorting with such merriment, 4

Our aching backs are bent, With ev'ry moment spent, In endless work with no relent.

So they can keep their ball When we are at their beck and call.

We only want some sleep soon, and that is all.

[The spotlight moves from the servants back to the girls preparing for the ball].

Lydia Such expectations fill me …

Kitty Will there be one to thrill me?

Daughters I'm so impatient for the ball!

Sopranos Mezzos Sopranos Mezzos

The time's arrived at last, Tonight may be the night.

Young hearts are beating fast, Tonight may be the night.

All

There's magic in the air, It seems a night when lovers' dreams may soon take flight.

Who knows tonight may be, The night I find the one for me, I just can't wait to see if he’ll be there for me.

Such a grand affair, You'll see fine ladies with tiaras in their hair, And tables decked with finest silverware, With all the choicest fare, As music fills the air, We'll say goodbye to ev'ry care.

[The music slows down and a spotlight picks out Jane, dressed for the ball, as the others silently disperse].

Jane

Will he be there tonight?

The one who'll be just right for me.

Someone to love me, And me alone.

I hope tonight will be, The night I find the one for me.

That special someone, To call my own.

Scene Three At the ball. A group are dancing.

MUSIC #5 – ‘ASSEMBLY WALTZ’ All

There’s a dance from Vienna, That’s causing a stir.

It’s a measure in three-quarter time.

While the old find it shocking, And pause to demur.

All the young find it simply sublime.

Viennese Waltz, that’s its name.

And its main claim to fame, Is that couples embrace when they dance.

Some exclaim right out loud, It should not be allowed, Why, its even been outlawed in France!

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Some may think it quite daring, When they chance to see, Couples sharing a dance-floor embrace.

Watch the old people staring, They claim it to be, Nothing short of a public disgrace.

Who can recall, after all, Such a scene at a ball, Where an arm is entwined round a waist!

Young folk think its just fun, But when all’s said and done, It is not something done in good taste!

There’s no denying, The charm of its beat.

For it sweeps one along ‘cross the floor.

It makes one feel giddy, And light on ones feet, And it always leaves one wanting more.

[Instrumental interlude between Bars 84 and 95 as they dance].

All

Yes, it always leaves one wanting more.

Viennese Waltz, that’s it’s name.

And its main claim to fame, Is that couples embrace when they dance.

Some exclaim right out loud, It should mot be allowed, But it fuels the flame of romance.

There’s a dance from Vienna, That’s causing a stir.

It’s a measure in three-quarter time (it goes one-two-three).

While the old find it shocking, And pause to demur.

All the young find it simply sublime.

Viennese Waltz, that’s its name.

And its main claim to fame, Is that couples embrace when they dance.

Some exclaim right out loud, It should not be allowed, Why, it’s even been outlawed in France.

But it is truly a wonderful dance.

At the end of the dance, the Bennets and their daughters appear and are approached by Mr Bingley, with Darcy and Caroline Bingley in tow.

Bingley

Mr Bennet Mrs Bennet Bingley Mrs Bennet Bingley

Good evening, Mr Bennet. How nice to make your acquaintance once more. This must be your charming family. I have heard much about the charm of your daughters, and I see that I have not been misled. May we be introduced?

I'm sure my family would be delighted to make your acquaintance. This is my wife. (To Mrs Bennet). My dear, this is Mr Bingley.

Mr Bingley, how delighted I am to meet you. I hope you are comfortably settled in Netherfield.

I like it enormously. Such a pleasant environment, and such pleasant neighbours.

These are my daughters … Lydia … Kitty … Mary … Elizabeth … and Jane.

It's a pleasure to meet you all. And now may I introduce my sister Caroline and my good friend Mr Fitzwilliam Darcy.

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Darcy and Caroline nod to the assembly and fall into hushed conversation with each other.

Bingley

(To Jane) Miss Bennet, may I have the pleasure of the next dance?

MUSIC #5A – ORCHESTRAL REPRISE (UNDERSCORE PART) OF ‘ASSEMBLY WALTZ’ Jane goes off with Bingley. During the following dialogue, Lydia and Kitty are led away by other dancing companions, while Mary remains standing with her parents and Elizabeth goes to sit down. Darcy retires to a neutral position and watches the proceedings with a bored air.

Mrs Bennet Mr Bennet Mrs Bennet Mr Bennet Mrs Bennet Mr Bennet Mrs Bennet Mr Bennet Mrs Bennet

(To Mr Bennet) What a charming man. His friend is very handsome too, though a little distant, I

thought.

Yes, he was much the same when I met him yesterday.

But why didn't you tell me you had met Mr Bingley!

Oh, it must have slipped my mind. I called on him yesterday morning.

But why didn't you take us with you?

I wanted to get the measure of Mr Bingley with no distractions from the presence of overly curious females.

And what do you make of him?

Seems a very pleasant young man … and obviously quite wealthy too.

Oh! What a brilliant opportunity.

Music swells with the dance. As the dance comes to an end, Bingley approaches Darcy.

Bingley Darcy Bingley Darcy

Come Darcy, you can't stand alone there all night. I must see you dance.

You know how I detest dancing, unless it is someone with whom I am properly acquainted.

Besides, you are dancing with the only handsome woman in the room.

Oh, she is the most beautiful creature, I grant you. But look, there is one of her sisters just behind you. Don't you think she is very handsome too?

She is tolerable, I suppose; but not to my taste. And tell me, why does she sit alone, slighted by other men? It suggests a fault of temperament, perhaps. Or a dull mind. You cannot expect me to dance with someone whom others have spurned. I suggest you return to your partner and enjoy her smiles. You are wasting your time with me. Ah! I see your sister is free. I shall dance with her instead.

Bingley returns to Jane, while Darcy goes over to Caroline Bingley, who beams at his approach. A spotlight falls on Mr and Mrs Bennet. Mr Bennet gazes with disinterest into the distance, stifling a yawn. Mrs Bennet avidly watches Jane and Bingley.

Mrs Bennet Mr Bennet

Look, Mr Bennet, look how Mister Bingley dotes on our Jane. Isn't it wonderful?

It's hardly surprising, my dear. Our Jane is certainly one of the most beautiful and charming young ladies in the county, and I say that of course with no concession to prejudice on my part.

Mr Bingley would be a sad creature indeed if he was immune to her attractions.

Elizabeth joins them.

Mrs Bennet

Elizabeth Mrs Bennet Mr Bennet Elizabeth Mr Bennet Elizabeth Mr Bennet Elizabeth

Mrs Bennet

Oh Elizabeth, your father and I were just observing how well Mr Bingley and Jane are getting along. He's barely taken his eyes off her for a moment. Such a charming young man, don't you think? And such a gentleman!

Pity the same can't be said for his companion.

Who? Mr Darcy? He does seem a rather cold fish.

I'd say he suffers from an excess of pride.

Pride? He certainly has no cause to take pride in his manners.

Has he upset you, my dear Elizabeth?

It would take more than the conceited ramblings a self-opinionated popinjay to upset me, father.

Conceited ramblings, you say?

Mr Darcy took pleasure in informing Mr Bingley, within my earshot, that I was not pretty enough to dance with; moreover that there must be something dreadfully wrong with my temperament, or my mind, since nobody else appeared to want to dance with me. He must have known I could hear him … or could he be so indifferent to the consequence that it did not even occur to him? Either way, it shows a great lack of sensitivity.

Well, fortunately his friend Mr Bingley does not seem to be cut of the same cloth.

The focus switches to Bingley and Jane.

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MUSIC #6 - 'BEING HERE WITH YOU' Jane Bingley Jane Bingley

Isn't this a pleasant way to spend an evening Taking it from every point of view...

What is your view? [Optional sung-spoken line] I would say that nothing could be more delightful, Than being here with you.

Jane

I don't know what to say except, [Optional sung-spoken line] It's very flattering that you should say so.

I only say what's true.

I think I feel the same way. [Optional sung-spoken line] For you are without a doubt, The most entrancing creature; None can compare with you Such exaggeration! [Optional sung-spoken line] When you appeared tonight, My steps were guided straight to you Across that crowded floor.

I watched you walk towards me. [Optional sung-spoken line] And when we spoke My heart and I decided We'd like to see you more.

Bingley Jane Bingley

Jane Bingley

Jane Bingley

Jane Bingley

Jane Bingley Jane Both

Do you use words like this with ev'ry lady?

No, you are quite unique, I thought that you were something rare and very special, Since first we chanced to speak.

I do not lie when I say I have never, Talked like this with anyone before.

You say such sweet things to me. [Optional sung-spoken line] Such feelings started for the first time ever, When you walked through the door.

I must admit that I would be delighted, If what you say is true.

This has turned out to be the most delightful evening, Just being here with you.

Scene Four Longbourn. A number of people are gathered there. Charlotte Lucas and Elizabeth are in conversation.

Charlotte Elizabeth Charlotte Elizabeth Charlotte Elizabeth Charlotte Elizabeth Charlotte

Elizabeth

Mr Bennet Charlotte

Mr Bingley seems to be paying Jane a lot of attention, I've noticed.

Not jealous, are you?

No, of course not. I am delighted for her.

I am sure there are many who do not share your delight - namely every other single young girl in Meryton, who would rather he was paying some attention to them.

He is obviously very taken with her.

But then, what man in his right mind would not be?

And what are her feelings for him?

I would have thought that was obvious. She likes him very much.

I can't help feeling that Jane is being too guarded with Mr Bingley. She should show her feelings more. She should give him more encouragement. She must help him to declare his love.

She does as much as her nature will allow. It is not in Jane's nature to secure a husband by design. She is incapable of being other than she is, of acting by calculation. That is the beauty and the wonder of her character - a rare treasure indeed. If Mr Bingley has not enough sense to perceive that beauty of character, then he does not deserve to have her.

I think this gathering needs some livening up. Music - that's what we need.

Yes indeed. Elizabeth, do sing for us.

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Elizabeth

Oh Charlotte, you are always wanting me to play and sing. If my vanity had taken a musical turn, I should be grateful to you. But I would really rather not sit down and perform before those who must be used to the very best performances. (Charlotte and others encourage her). Oh, very well then.

Elizabeth goes to the piano and begins to play and sing.

MUSIC #7 - 'A MAN WHO IS PROUD AND VAIN' Elizabeth

Girls beware; ladies do take care …

If a man is proud, if he’s vain.

If allowed he will look down on all that you do, With contempt and disdain.

If you're wise if you're smart, You'll refrain from the start, From affairs of the heart with a man who is proud, Mark my word, you’d be better apart.

One who's vain only brings you pain, Keep away from him, it is best.

Such a man will invariably cause disappointment, When put to the test.

Keep your wits, keep your head, Find another instead., It's a fate one should dread if a proud man you wed, You will find that you're better off dead.

Keep away from him, Don't delay with him, If you stay with him you'll rue the day.

Don't believe in him, Take your leave of him, Turn and run away, For there’s no doubt, You will grieve of him, If you should stay.

You will find there's no peace of mind, With a man who's proud, who is vain.

If allowed he will cause you to suffer, Again and again and again.

So please heed this advice, Or you'll soon pay the price.

It is no sacrifice to reject one who's proud, And find someone who's modest and nice!

Elizabeth bows to applause.

Mr Bennet Mary Mr Bennet Mary Mr Bennet Mary Mr Bennet Mary

Come, Lizzie, it is time for someone else to show off now.

Oh, father, may I? I am sure it is my turn now.

Very well, but not for long. And keep it lively.

I have just learnt a new concerto.

I think not, my dear.

But it's not very long.

I don't think this is the occasion.

Then I shall sing instead.

She begins to play and sing, rather tunelessly.

Mr Bennet

Mary, Mary, my dear … I do think a lively tune on the pianoforte would be much the best idea.

Our guests would like to dance.

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Mary begins to play a waltz, and some begin to dance. Bingley and Jane approach Darcy.

Bingley Darcy

(to Darcy) Isn't this a charming way of passing an evening?

Certainly, if one enjoys primitive pleasures. They say that savages are very fond of dancing.

Elizabeth walks past.

Bingley Darcy Elizabeth

Darcy Elizabeth

Elizabeth! I enjoyed your song so much. But why aren't you dancing? (To Darcy). Mr Darcy, you must allow me to present the most desirable of dancing partners.

Would you care to dance with me, Miss Bennet?

Thank you, no. (To Bingley). I assure you, Mr Bingley, I did not pass this way in order to secure a dancing partner. I have no wish to dance at this moment, and I am sure Mr Darcy doesn't either … particularly not with someone whom he was overheard to describe as not pretty enough nor elevated enough to grace his presence on the dance floor.

(Blushing) If I said something of the kind, then I apologise for my bad manners and lack of perception.

Don't worry, Mr Darcy, it's of absolutely no consequence to me.

Elizabeth turns away, Caroline Bingley approaches Darcy.

Caroline

Darcy Caroline Darcy Caroline Darcy Caroline Darcy

You look somewhat disconcerted. No doubt you are irritated by the company here tonight; by the insipid entertainment and the noise. Oh the nothingness, and yet the self-importance of these people … it's all very tiresome. I would love to hear your strictures on them.

I was not thinking of them.

What were you thinking of?

I was thinking of the curious impact a lively tongue and a fine pair of eyes can have on a man.

(Thinking he is referring to her) Mr Darcy, whatever do you mean?

She is a remarkable lady, Elizabeth Bennet.

Elizabeth Bennet? I am astonished.

Astonished? Yes. So am I.

Scene Five A road in or on the outskirts of Meryton. Soldiers are marching past as Elizabeth and Lydia watch.

Lydia Elizabeth

Lydia

Aren't they a wonderful sight?

It's a sight we'll be getting very used to, it seems. I understand the regiment will be camped in Meryton for some months at least, if not indefinitely. There's talk that Meryton may become a permanent garrison town.

How delightful. I can't wait to meet the officer.

MUSIC #8 – ‘SOLDIER’S SONG’ Soldiers

The threat of war has brought us here, Our country to defend.

The bold militia knows no fear, On that you may depend Cannon and smoke may soon be here, The Frenchmen pressing fast.

But our militias steadfast here, Well triumph at the last.

Yet Boney’s far away, So while were here well try, To woo the girls of Meryton, And keep our spirits high.

[Soldiers repeat first two verses, a little more softly, as the girls sing the counter-melody].

Girls

Its always such a thrilling sight, Soldiers The threat of war has brought us here, When regiments assemble.

Our country to defend.

It fills ones heart with sheer delight, The bold militia knows no fear, And sets ones pulse a-tremble.

On that you may depend

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Girls

Now that the regiment is in town, Let ev’ry girl rejoice.

With such a lot of soldiers around, We shall be spoilt for choice.

Soldiers Cannon and smoke may soon be here, The Frenchmen pressing fast.

But our militias steadfast here, Well triumph at the last.

When men are far from home, Their hearts are easy prey.

They’re much more prone to fall in love, At least that’s what they say.

Lydia

Girls

Lydia

Isabella Lydia Isabella

Wickham Lydia Isabella Lydia Isabella Lydia Elizabeth Lydia Elizabeth

A handsome and dashing Major, Would be quite the right match for me.

Or maybe perhaps a Colonel, What a splendid catch that would be.

Now that the regiment is in town, Let ev’ry girl rejoice.

With such a lot of soldiers around, We shall be spoilt for choice.

Soldiers The threat of war has brought us here, Our country to defend.

The bold militia knows no fear, On that you may depend

Oh look! There's Isabella - with one of the officers! (She rushes to meet her friend Isabella, who is in the company of Colonel Foster and Mr Wickham). Isabella, my dearest friend! I see you have wasted no time in making yourself acquainted with the officers of the regiment.

Lydia, this is Colonel Foster, and this is his friend Mr Wickham. Lydia Bennet. And here's Lydia's sister Elizabeth. Elizabeth Bennet … Colonel Foster and Mr Wickham.

(To Isabella) I was wondering why we haven't seen so much of you lately. Now I know why!

(Laughing) There are some things one does not wish to share with friends. Colonel Foster is one of them. However, do not despair. There are many handsome and single young officers in the regiment … and their ranks are soon to be swelled by Mr Wickham here.

Very true. I am about to join the regiment.

How splendid.

Yes, my dear Lydia, there are officers enough for you and all your five sisters. Though I believe Jane has already met her match.

You mean Mr Bingley? Oh yes. He absolutely dotes on her.

What a splendid catch for her. So handsome and charming.

And so rich!

I think it's a bit early to consider them a match. There's been no formal proposal as yet.

I'm sure it's only a matter of time. The problem is, they never have much time to be alone. They have so little opportunity.

I'm sure our dear mother will hatch some plan to ensure they get the opportunity. (Darcy appears with Caroline Bingley. He doffs his hat to the Bennet girls, then freezes as he sees Wickham. Both he and Wickham look discomfited. They both nod curtly towards one another before Darcy moves swiftly on).

Wickham Elizabeth Wickham Elizabeth Wickham Elizabeth Lydia Wickham Elizabeth Wickham Elizabeth Wickham

Are you acquainted with Mr Darcy?

I have known Mr Darcy since boyhood.

He is your friend?

No, I am afraid there is little friendship between us. I was very close to his late father, but I must confess I find the younger Mr Darcy a rather disagreeable man.

I think most people see him that way.

Really? Yourself included?

Very much so.

Mr Wickham, would you like to come for afternoon tea at Longbourn?

I should think so, indeed. Thank you very much. (To Elizabeth). Will Mr Darcy be there?

Would it put you off if you knew that he were.

Oh, I am not afraid of Mr Darcy. No, it would certainly not put me off, particularly if I might have the pleasure of meeting you again. I'm sorry, I hope I'm not being too presumptuous.

Perhaps a little. But I make no objection. After all, we have already established that we have something in common.

Though let us hope we establish something in common more positive than a mutual dislike of Mr Darcy.

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Isabella

Well, we must be going. We'll see you at the ball, no doubt … if not before.

Wickham, Colonel Foster and Isabella exit.

Lydia

Well, Elizabeth, you seem to have made a conquest with the dashing Mr Wickham. It's most upsetting. I was rather hoping he'd pay more attention to me.

Scene Six The Bennet home. Jane and Mrs Bennet are doing needlework. Enter Mr Bennet with two letters.

Mr Bennet

(Giving Jane one of the letters). Two letters in one day! One's for you, Jane. I wonder who it

Mrs Bennet

might be from.

As if we don't know.

Mr Bennet opens the other letter, while Mrs Bennet hovers over Jane as she opens her letter. Jane shields the letter from her mother.

Jane Mrs Bennet Mr Bennet

It may be confidential.

What confidences can a girl have from her mother? (To Mr Bennet). Who's that one from?

It's from Mr Collins. He is to pay us a visit, it seems.

Mrs Bennet

That vile man! I suppose he wants to inspect the property to see what he will inherit when you die.

Possibly. But that's not exactly what he says.

Well what does he say?

He says he wants to make peace with our family. He says he very much regrets the animosity between his late father and myself, and wishes to make amends. The man's obviously a fool.

Mr Bennet Mrs Bennet Mr Bennet

He begins to fold up the letter, but Mrs Bennet snatches it from him and begins to read it.

Mrs Bennet Mr Bennet Jane Mrs Bennet Jane Mrs Bennet Mr Bennet Mrs Bennet Jane Mrs Bennet Jane Mrs Bennet Mr Bennet Jane

Damned impertinence! I don't want him here.

I think it would be unwise to turn him away.

I am invited to dine at Netherfield this evening.

How splendid. You had better go on horseback.

Can't I go in the coach?

Your father needs the horses for the farm.

(Looking surprised) Do I? (Impatiently) Yes of course you do. (To Jane). You'll have to go on horseback.

But it looks like it might rain.

Well if the weather gets too bad, they'll have to put you up overnight. Where's the harm in that?

But that seems so calculating.

What's wrong with a bit of calculation? One has to use stratagems occasionally to make things happen.

How do you think your mother snared me?

I have no wish to snare Mr Bingley. I want things to happen naturally.

MUSIC #9 – ‘NO DESIGNS ON LOVE’ Jane

If I should win a man, It will not be through skill nor art.

If I can't be the way God made me, Then I will never give my heart.

I won't use flattery, I won't use strategy, That's not my way, It's not for me.

I will not flash my eyes, I will not play the courtesan.

If he can't take me as he finds me, Then he is not my kind of man.

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What good is love, If based on lies?

I know that some girls put great effort in pretending, In hatching clever schemes to trap a man.

But that won't guarantee a happy ending, It's not part of my plan to trap a man.

I've no designs on love, Love must be good and pure, and true.

You can't find true love through pretending, That's something I could never do.

I can't pretend to be, Someone who isn't me.

I can't abide, Such fantasy, It's not for me.

Mrs Bennet

My poor dear, you're so naive. And you the eldest of my brood, who should know better by now. Will you never learn? No, it's by horseback you shall go. And you'd better start getting ready.

Jane sighs and exits.

Scene Seven The Bennet home, later that evening. Wickham and Colonel Foster are there with Isabella, some officers and two other ladies in addition to the Bennet girls (except Jane). Elizabeth sits at the piano, playing a regency version of the ‘Pride And Prejudice’ theme. At the end Wickham detaches himself from the others.

MUSIC #10 – ‘PRIDE AND PREJUDICE’ (REGENCY PIANO VERSION) Wickham Elizabeth Wickham

Elizabeth Wickham Elizabeth

A pretty melody, Miss Bennet … almost as pretty at the person playing it.

And those are pretty words, Mr Wickham. It is no wonder you so very popular with the ladies.

Popularity is a very transient thing, Miss Bennet, and has no value unless it assists in securing true affection. I am simply a novelty at the moment, and I am sure the attentions of the ladies will diminish when that novelty wears off.

It's refreshing to hear such modesty.

If I could hold your attention beyond the period of my novelty value, I should count myself a lucky man indeed.

You flatter me, Mr Wickham.

Lydia approaches and listens in to the conversation.

Wickham Lydia Elizabeth Wickham Lydia Elizabeth Lydia Wickham Mrs Bennet

On the contrary. I have not the words or the wit to flatter you.

Lizzy, why do you not play some country dances? Then we could dance. I'm sure Mr Wickham would like to dance, wouldn't you Mr Wickham? I know I would.

Is that everybody's wish, Lydia, or merely your own?

I would be happy to dance with you later, Miss Bennet, but I think your sister deserves a rest from the instrument after the exhilarating performance she has just given.

But I want to dance now.

(To Wickham) Unfortunately my sister has a tendency to believe that her wishes are shared by everyone. (To Lydia). Later, Lydia.

(To Elizabeth) I think it's very unsociable of you to monopolise Mr Wickham in this way. (To Wickham). I shall hold you to your promise of a dance later, Mr Wickham.

It will be my pleasure.

(Addressing the gathering) Refreshments are ready to be served in the parlour. Come along.

All begin to exit except Elizabeth and Wickham.

Wickham Elizabeth Wickham

Is Mr Darcy still at Netherfield?

I believe so. He's been there almost a month now. I wonder when he'll return to his estate. It is quite a large one, I believe.

Yes, his estate is a very noble one. The Pemberly estate is renowned throughout England.

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Elizabeth Wickham Elizabeth Wickham

Elizabeth Wickham

Elizabeth Wickham Elizabeth Wickham

Yes, I have heard of it.

Though it is not quite the noble estate it was when his father was alive.

I recall you saying you were very close to his father.

Indeed I was. His father, the late Mr Darcy, was one of the best men who ever breathed, and the truest friend I ever had. He was my godfather, and excessively attached to me, and to my father, who served as the steward to his estate. It saddens me to see how his son has turned out. No man could have been more kind and thoughtful than the late Mr Darcy. He intended in his will to provide for me amply, and thought he had done. But unfortunately, when he died, the living he intended for me was bestowed on someone else.

But how could his will be disregarded?

There was an informality in the terms of the bequest as to give me no hope from law. A man of honour could not have doubted his intention. Unfortunately, his son, the young Mr Darcy you find so disagreeable, chose to doubt it. But then, Mr Darcy always hated me, possibly because he was jealous of his father's affection for me.

But this is shocking. He deserves to be publicly disgraced.

Perhaps one day he shall be … but not by me. My regard for his late father would not permit me to defy or expose him.

Your sentiments do you great honour, Mr Wickham.

But let us talk no more of Mr Darcy. I would much rather talk about you.

MUSIC #11 – ‘I LONG TO KNOW YOU’ Wickham

For now that I have well and truly met you, There is so much more I'd like to know.

I am sure that from now on I shan't forget you, A voice from deep within me tells me so.

Your enigmatic smile, Your captivating talk.

Your modesty and charm, The way you walk.

The colour of your voice, The sparkle in your eyes.

The sharpness of your wit, These are attributes I truly prize.

And now that I've begun to get to know you, There is so much more I'd like to know.

For I hope that we can build on our acquaintance, And see how far, how deeply it may grow.

I like your sense of fun, Your wit appeals to me.

I really like to share, Your company.

The way you hold your head, The way you toss your hair.

Each time you cross the floor …

Make me want to see you more and more.

To find one so accomplished, That is in itself so very rare.

But how much rarer still to find, A mind so cultured and refined, With such great gifts combined, With looks that are so fair.

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I long to know your thoughts, I long to know your mind.

The secrets of your past I long to find.

Is it too much to hope, That you'll confide in me?

No need to answer now, I'm content to simply wait and see.

At the end of the song, Wickham takes Elizabeth's arm and escorts her to the parlour. Mr Bennet enters and takes up a book. As he settles down to read, Mrs Bennet enters.

Mrs Bennet

Mr Bennet

Mrs Bennet Mr Bennet Mrs Bennet Mr Bennet

I have had a message from Netherfield. It seems Jane has caught a rather bad cold and the doctor has advised that she remain at Netherfield for at least a week until she is better. What better opportunity for her and Mr Bingley to become more intimately acquainted! It couldn't have worked out better.

Unless she dies, of course. Then you shall have it on your conscience that you sent her out in the rain on horseback. Still, I suppose you shall at least have the consolation that she died in a good cause Of course she won't die!

If the doctor is advising bedrest for at least a week, it cannot be such a trifling complaint. And she is hardly likely to be stimulating company for Mr Bingley in such a state.

Oh, you always take such a dark view of events.

And you, my dear, always take the view that serves you best.

Scene Eight Netherfield, the following day. Mr Darcy and Caroline Bingley are drinking tea as Bingley admits a slightly bedraggled Elizabeth.

Elizabeth Bingley Elizabeth Bingley Caroline Elizabeth Caroline Bingley Elizabeth

Good day Mr Bingley. My mother informed me that Jane was ill. I thought I'd come and see how she is.

Oh Elizabeth, how pleased Jane will be to see you.

How is she?

Rather poorly, I'm afraid. The doctor says there is something of a fever, but he is sure she will recover after a few days' rest.

My dear Miss Bennet, have you had an accident? Your dress is so muddy.

I had to walk from Meryton. Our coach and horses were not available.

How unfortunate.

Let me take you up to your sister at once.

Please excuse me.

Exit Bingley and Elizabeth.

Caroline

Darcy Caroline Darcy Caroline Darcy

Well! She has at least proved herself an excellent walker. But how nonsensical of her to be scampering about the country like that simply because her sister has a cold! Did you see the state of her hair? So untidy! So blousy!

I thought Miss Bennet looked remarkably well. And I think her concern for her sister does her great credit.

Do you? But surely this adventure has affected your admiration for her ‌ fine eyes.

No, not at all. Her eyes and mine were brightened by the exercise.

Oh really! I have never heard you talk such nonsense. It's quite ridiculous.

Ridiculous? Perhaps. But then life presents us with much that is ridiculous. Ridiculous, unexpected and strange.

Caroline shakes her head in disapproval and exits as a spotlight picks out Darcy, leaving the rest of the stage in darkness.

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MUSIC #12 – ‘ISN'T IT STRANGE’ Darcy

Isn't it strange how one look, Can send your thoughts awry.

Isn't it strange how an eye, Can send your senses reeling.

Stretching one’s thoughts so far, While all the time revealing, Deep down inside, How strange we are.

Isn't it strange how one face, Can change your sense of place.

Isn't it strange how that face, Can leave you in confusion.

Trying in vain to find, Some logical conclusion.

And though you try, You can't think why.

I can’t think why I always feel this strange elation, Each time she's standing near to me?

It's not a proper situation, For one who disapproves, of such absurdity.

Isn't it strange how one word, Can bind you like a chord.

One minute you're calm, and then You're seized in a convulsion.

What was a passing whim, Becomes a strange compulsion.

And you suddenly find, You are caught in a bind.

And without a moment's warning, You have gone and lost your mind.

Scene Nine Netherfield. Some days later. Caroline is pacing the floor as Bingley enters.

Caroline Bingley Caroline Bingley Caroline Bingley Caroline

Are they ready to go?

Yes. They'll be down in a few minutes.

Thank goodness. Having them both here this past week has been simply unendurable.

(Taken aback) I thought you liked them. Or at least Jane.

She's a sweet girl, and I know you dote on her. But really, Charles, the Bennets are not exactly the sort of people who fit in at Netherfield, don't you think?

What's wrong with them?

What's wrong with them? Can you really ask such a question?

MUSIC #13 – ‘THEY’RE ALL SO COMMON’ Caroline

They're all so common; With no conception of their place.

Such lack of breeding; With neither elegance nor grace.

They stand around in home-made dresses, Like some tatty ragged herd.

Those girls are just adventuresses, And their posturing and preening are absurd.

[Enter Darcy]

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They're all so common; And that goes for their parents too.

Their mother's foolish; The father's just a parvenu.

Their opinions are the oddest, For however deep one delves, They are never ever modest, They have such misguided notions of themselves.

Their ideas need disabusing very fast.

They lack any single trace of quality.

How can they expect to mix with higher class, When they always act with such frivolity?

They're all so common; Chasing soldiers ev'ry day.

No style or breeding, All ostentation and display.

They speak as if each pert retort meant, That the world were at their feet.

They've no idea of good comportment, How can one refrain from mocking such conceit?

Bingley Darcy Bingley

Really, Caroline, I think you are being a little harsh in your judgements. (To Darcy). Don't you think so?

You seem to have become very attached to Miss Bennet.

I have indeed. I find her such wonderful company.

MUSIC #14 – ‘THROUGH THE EYES OF A CHILD’ Bingley

When I'm with her I see life, Through the eyes of a child.

I feel so young and shamelessly wild.

And it seems to me, That's how things should be, One should look at life, Through the eyes of a child.

She makes me feel that way, I'm not ashamed to say.

There is a part of me that belongs to her now.

Though it may be naïve, Deep in me I believe, That she and I were meant to be, Together somehow.

Am I a fool? Maybe so.

But there's one thing I know.

A soul like hers could not be defiled.

She's so good, so pure, That I know for sure, She's as true, as innocent as a child.

I won't forget the day, When I first felt this way.

It was the day when she first caught my eye, And she smiled.

She changed my world that day, I'm not ashamed to say.

She made me see my future, Through the eyes of a child.

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She makes the world seem to shimmer, With a glow so intense.

A world that's filled, With charm and good sense.

A world of space, Full of light and grace.

And a place that's free, Of guilt and pretence.

Yes, I love her it's true, There's nothing I can do.

To stop myself from feeling, So charmed, so beguiled.

Though it is hard to say, Why I should feel this way.

She makes me see my future, Through the eyes of a child.

Darcy Bingley Darcy Bingley Caroline

Bingley Darcy

That's all very well, my dear friend, but are you sure your feelings are fully reciprocated?

(Suddenly discomfited) Do you not think they are?

She likes you well enough, I am sure. Who would not? But whether her feelings run deeper than that, I don't know. Do you not find her a little reticent?

Well, I've never thought about it. She's modest, to be sure, but …

I think it's quite absurd for you to be entertaining any serious thoughts towards her. She's a charming girl, right enough, but her background is totally unsuitable for one such as you.

Surely you must see that.

(To Darcy) Are you of the same opinion?

I think it is good that your business takes you to London at this juncture. It might help you to see things in a more objective light.

Bingley looks crestfallen.

Scene Ten The Bennet home, some days later. Mr Collins enters with Mrs Bennet.

Collins Mrs Bennet Collins Mrs Bennet Collins Mrs Bennet Collins Mrs Bennet Collins

I have heard much about the charm and beauty of your daughters, but in this instance fame has fallen far short of the truth.

You are very kind, Mr Collins. And I wish with all my heart that it may prove so, for else they will be destitute enough.

Mrs Bennet, it might comfort you to know that since I am to inherit this estate on the death of your husband, I feel bound to try to choose a wife from among your daughters.

That is very considerate of you, Mr Collins. I hope you might find one of them suitable.

Oh, I am sure I shall. In fact, your eldest daughter … Jane, I believe it is … seems exactly the sort of girl I am looking for.

I'm sure Jane would very very honoured to learn of this, Mr Collins, but unfortunately she is already expecting a proposal from Netherfield.

Oh. I see. And what about Miss Elizabeth?

Oh, she has no claims on her at the moment.

Splendid. I think she would do admirably. I'm sure she has all the right qualities. It's very important to make the right choice.

MUSIC #15 – ‘ A WOMAN WHO KNOWS HER PLACE’ Collins

I believe it only fitting that a leader of the Church, Should set a principled example to his flock.

He must not be seen to falter in his steps towards the altar, For he must not give parishioners a shock.

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His wife must be a model of propriety, She must act with dignity and grace.

For it's a fact that she will not be smiled upon by me Unless she's one who knows her proper place She must demonstrate frugality in all of her affairs, And she must always take great care in what she spends.

She must concentrate on pleasing me and not put on such airs, Or behave in any manner that offends.

She must show a talent for economy.

She must know she cannot ask for more.

She must go to any length to cater to my needs, For, after all, that's what a wife is for.

She must set a good example to the parish, With behaviour that is tactful and discreet.

With a disposition not the slightest garish, And a temperament that's gentle, mild and sweet.

She must be accepted in society, She must see she brings us no disgrace.

Her mind must be confined to thoughts of domesticity; In short, she must be one who knows her place.

And, of course … she must possess a pretty face!

Scene Eleven Longbourn. Some days later. Elizabeth is talking with Charlotte Lucas.

Elizabeth

If I have endure any more of Mr Collins, I think I shall go mad! He follows me everywhere! At the ball the other night he insisted on having all those dances with me. My feet have never been so punished! He trod on them more often than he trod on the dance floor. And then the other night, when Mr Wickham called to see me, he would not leave us alone for a second. I had to plead a headache this morning just so I could enjoy some respite from him while they all went to town. Ah … it seems they are back already.

Collins enters with Mrs Bennet, Mary and Kitty.

Collins Elizabeth

Ah, my dear Elizabeth. Do you suffer still?

I do, Mr Collins, but I must try not to let it spoil things for others.

MUSIC #16 – ‘AN OFFER I MUST REFUSE’ Collins

An admirable sentiment.

Collins Elizabeth

(To Mrs Bennet) Would you object if had words with dear (To Mrs Bennet) No, please don't go you'd better stay,

Elizabeth alone?

I'd rather not be on my own.

Mrs Bennet Don't be absurd, Let him be heard.

You stay and talk to Mr Collins now without another word.

(To Lydia) Come on, my dear, Let's leave them here.

Collins

Right from the day we met I knew I wanted you to be my wife.

I'm sure you know that I could offer you a most attractive life.

Your life with me would be a life of constancy in ev'ry way.

If you'll agree I'll go and see your father right away.

I think that's settled; there's nothing more to say

Elizabeth

I am most honoured by your kind proposal, But sadly it's one I reject.

When you say ‘no’ I am sure you mean ‘yes’, But are simply too shy to accept

Collins

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Elizabeth

That's simply not so.

I really mean ‘no’.

Now if you will kindly excuse me, I really must go

Collins

I can well see it's only modesty that prompts you to refuse; When secretly I know that I'm the one that you would surely choose.

I'm most encouraged by your modesty and what you've had to say.

Now I intend to go and see your father right away; I'll make him see that you need me.

Elizabeth

There is no need for a talk with my father; You'd simply be wasting your time.

While I am touched by your offer of marriage, it's something that I must decline.

I wish you would see, it simply can't be, I'd make you unhappy and you'd make a drudge out of me.

If you're encouraged by the things that I have said to you today.

I must be rude for I just cannot see there's any other way.

Thus I conclude that there is nothing more for me to say.

Elizabeth

Collins

Elizabeth Collins

Mr Collins, I wish you well, and assure you that in making me your offer you have satisfied honour and may therefore take possession of this estate, when the time comes, in all good conscience.

Please give me leave to flatter myself, dear cousin, that your refusal is merely words, since we both know you are unlikely to get a better offer. Therefore I choose to attribute your refusal to your inner wish to increase my ardour by maintaining the suspense, as is the usual custom of elegant females.

I assure you, sir, I have no pretension to the kind of elegance that consists of tormenting a respectable man with false refusals.

Oh, you are so charming! I am persuaded that when sanctioned by the authority of your parents, our union will be a most blessed one. I will speak to your mother first and then your father.

Elizabeth walks out in exasperation. Charlotte Lucas enters.

Charlotte Collins Charlotte Collins Charlotte Collins Charlotte

Good morning, I hope I'm not intruding.

No, Miss Lucas, it's always a pleasure to see one of Miss Bennet's friends. You may be the first to know, I have just proposed to Elizabeth.

Proposed?

Yes, she has just left to inform her mother.

And has she accepted your proposal?

Not in so many words. But she would be very foolish not to, would she not?

Yes of course. But I thought …

She is interrupted by the entrance of Mrs Bennet.

Mrs Bennet Collins Mrs Bennet Collins Mrs Bennet

Oh, Mr Collins, pay no heed to what Lizzy says. I assure you she will be brought to reason. She can be so headstrong and foolish at times!

Headstrong and foolish? Really? That is not very desirable in a wife.

Oh, what I mean is, she is only so in such matters as these. But I am sure we can change her mind about your proposal.

You mean she was truly serious in her refusal?

Oh, she doesn't know what she's saying. Charlotte, can you try to talk some sense into Lizzy? I shall speak to Mr Bennet.

Mrs Bennet rushes off.

Collins Charlotte Collins

I am becoming somewhat perturbed by this turn of events. If she is indeed headstrong and foolish …

Mr Collins, you must not be offended by Lizzy's refusal. I am sure she is greatly honoured by a proposal from such a fine and distinguished man. What woman would not be.

You are very kind, Miss Lucas, but …

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Charlotte Collins Charlotte Collins Charlotte

Collins

Hear me out, Mr Collins. I am sure Miss Bennet would have found your proposal irresistible if it were not for the fact that she is expecting a proposal from another gentleman.

Another? Who? His name is George Wickham.

I must thank you, Miss Lucas. I just wonder that nobody else has taken the trouble to tell me about Mr Wickham.

Lizzy hasn't actually admitted it to anyone, you see, but as a close friend of hers it is clear to me that she is quite captivated with Mr Wickham. I have warned her against him … I do not think him a suitable match for her … but Lizzy is of a rather independent turn of mind.

Headstrong, foolish and independent too. It seems I have had a lucky escape.

Collins and Charlotte exit as Mr and Mrs Bennet enter from one direction as Elizabeth enters from another.

Mr Bennet Elizabeth Mr Bennet Elizabeth Mr Bennet Elizabeth

My dear Lizzy, your mother informs me that unless you accept Mr Collin's proposal, she will never speak to you again.

(Wearily) Oh father …

On the other hand, I shall never speak to you again if you do.

(Surprised) Oh … father!

So you see, you face an unhappy alternative either way.

(Joyfully) Oh father …

She hugs him.

Mrs Bennet Mr Bennet

How can you talk that way! You promised you would insist she marry Mr Collins.

My dear, I have two small favours to ask. First, that you allow me the use of my understanding of the situation; and secondly, the use of this room undisturbed. I am about to settle down with a very good book.

Jane enters the room, reading a letter.

Mrs Bennet Jane Mrs Bennet Jane Elizabeth Jane Mrs Bennet Elizabeth Mrs Bennet Jane

Oh Jane, I just can't get any sense out of anybody. Can you try to talk some sense into her? …

What's the matter? Why do you look so … Who's the letter from?

It's from Caroline Bingley. She says that she does not expect her brother return to Netherfield.

Not return? Has something happened to him?

She says he is seeing a lot of Georgiana Darcy …

(Interrupting) Mr Darcy's sister! … who, according to Caroline, is without equal for beauty, elegance and accomplishment. She expects that it will not be long before her brother becomes engaged to Miss Darcy.

I cannot believe this. Oh, the wickedness of it all. How could Mr Bingley be so deceitful? Can this really be true?

It is Caroline Bingley who is being deceitful. It is simply wishful thinking on her part. My dear Jane, nobody who has seen you and Mr Bingley together could doubt his affection for you.

Yes, yes. He loves you, I'm sure of it. You must go to London at once.

No. There has simply been an error of fancy on my part. Caroline and her brother have known Georgiana Darcy far longer than me, so it is no wonder that they love her better. I have no reproof against either of them.

MUSIC #17 – ‘I WILL REMEMBER HIM THAT WAY’ Jane

He was so sweet and kind to me, And I'll remember him that way.

But sadly since it's not to be, I must accept without dismay.

The gentle hours I spent with him, Are times that I will not regret.

No matter what the future brings, They're precious times I’ll not forget.

He hasn't broken any promises, He made no promises to me.

So I have nothing to rebuke him for, It simply was not meant to be.

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There were always other claims to his affections, I suppose I should have known it all along.

It is foolish to regard it as rejection, Even though he may have gone, I don't see what he's done wrong.

I hoped that I would be his wife, But it's a dream that's over now.

And I must get on with my life, And do my best, as fates allow.

I must accept, it’s over now.

Mrs Bennet Jane Mrs Bennet

Jane, don't give up. I'm sure he loves you. Go to him. Speak to him.

I'm a little tired now. Please excuse me.

Jane, my dear …

Exit Jane.

Mrs Bennet

This is unbearable! Unbearable! I think I shall go mad. As if losing one prospective husband for my daughters was not enough. Now this! (She rounds on Elizabeth). At least Jane has the excuse that it was none of her doing. But you! How you can even think of turning down a man such as Mr Collins! (Desperately). But it's not too late. You shall marry Mr Collins after all. You must go to Mr Collins at once and …

Enter Mr Collins with Charlotte.

Collins Mrs Bennet Collins Mrs Bennet

Charlotte Elizabeth Mrs Bennet Elizabeth Collins

Well, it seems that all's well that ends well. My dear Elizabeth, you should have told me about your feelings for Mr Wickham.

Mr Wickham?

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm supposed to keep it a secret. But surely you you must have been aware, Mrs Bennet, that Elizabeth was expecting a proposal from Mr Wickham.

Elizabeth and Mr Wickham? Has everyone gone mad? Why only today I heard that Mr Wickham has become engaged to Mary Long … the one whose father died and left her ten thousand pounds.

Oh Elizabeth, I'm so sorry.

There's no need to be. I never said I was in love with Mr Wickham.

Of course you weren't! How could you possibly be interested in a man with so few prospects in life.

And how can I blame a man in such an unfortunate position as Mr Wickham if he seeks someone with more prospects than I have to offer?

This is all very confusing. But as I say, all's well that ends well. You may be the first to hear my good news. Miss Lucas and I are on our way to see her father to discuss the prospect of our future together. Yes! Miss Lucas and I are to be married!

Mrs Bennet gasps in horror and collapses.

MUSIC #18 – ORCHESTRAL REPRISE OF #7 ‘A MAN WHO IS PROUD AND VAIN’

END OF ACT ONE

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MUSIC #19 – ENTR’ACTE (REPEAT OF MUSIC #1 - OVERTURE)

ACT 2 Scene One Meryton. People are emerging from church, dividing into the lower and upper/middle classes toffs and plebs.

MUSIC #20 – ‘ AN HOUR IN CHURCH’ Toffs

Its surprising what an hour in church can do, To relax our minds and change our point of view.

It’s an inspiration to endeavour, To be better to each other, If the moments true.

Just a weekly dose of churchly piety, Makes one want to help improve society.

It inspires a godly urge to do what’s right, And helps us sleep much better in our beds at night.

Plebs

Just give us more cash so we can buy some food, For that’s the only way that you can do some good.

What we need is fuel and new clothes for our backs, Instead of burning moss and wearing worn-out sacks.

Toffs

If the lower classes took a bath or two, We would find it easier to help them through, Their distressing times.

But when they claim theyre underpaid, It’s just too much for it is just not true.

We employ their labour and we’re good to them, But they show no gratitude at all; and then, We’re expected never to be prejudiced, But what else can one be in circumstance like this?

Plebs

We’ve been taught to know our place, And we have learnt not to expect much grace.

But we’ll survive and see it through, That’s something we have always had to do.

One day things will change, And we shall all be free, To find equality in a democracy.

Toffs

Though we strive with decency to do some good, Sad to say there’s very little likelihood, That the lower ranks will show much gratitude, Because at heart they’re feckless, lazy, dull and rude.

Plebs

All we need is some more money, then life could be sunny.

Its not funny when you’ve not enough to eat.

Life could be so sweet, If we had more to eat, And less hard work to do would make our lives complete.

One day things will change and we shall all be free, To find equality in a democracy.

All

It’s amazing how much an hour in church will do, To relax ones conscience and change ones point of view.

It is there to show us the light, And help us take up the fight, To strive with all of our might, 23

To try to do what is right, It helps us sleep better in our beds at night.

The crowd disperses. Mr Bennet and his brother Charles appear.

Charles Mr Bennet

So Elizabeth is at the Rosings Vicarage with Charlotte and her new husband.

Yes. She's been there almost a week now. You'd think that with so many other women around the house, her absence would almost go unnoticed by me. But I do miss her, Charles. She has the liveliest mind of any woman I know, and is the only one of my daughters with whom I can really have a stimulating conversation. I dread to think of the day she gets married!

MUSIC #21 – ‘HOW I MISS HER’ Mr Bennet Oh how I miss her when she’s gone.

For she's the one that I prefer, Although it's wrong to favour one, I cannot help but favour her.

She always brightens up my day, She knows the way to make me smile, Her common sense and wit, When I take stock of it, Are what make living in this house worthwhile.

Yes, I do miss her when she’s gone.

She has a talent to amuse, If I could only have one girl, She is the one I'd always choose.

Each time she walks into the room, She seems to fill the place with light.

Her joyous sense of fun, Her lively mind and tongue Can never fail to bring me much delight.

Perhaps it's unfair to my other girls, That I should favour her this way.

Of course I'm very fond of my other girls, But she's the only one that brightens up my day.

And so I miss her when she’s gone.

When she has wed and gone away, This house will never be the same, Without her here to make my day, I know that some day she must go away.

And it's a thought that drives me wild But it's a fact, I fear; I cannot keep her here, For she's a woman, not a child.

Mr Bennet Charles Mr Bennet Charles Mr Bennet

One shouldn't be so dependent on a daughter for one's comfort, but I just can't help it, Charles.

She leaves a great big void in this house when she's not around.

Well I'm afraid you might have to suffer another parting from the dear girl before too long. It is my intention to invite her join us on our excursion to the Lake District this summer.

I would like to offer grounds for objection, but I can think of none, so it seems I must just grin and bear it. I dare say it will do her good.

I'm surprised she was invited to the Vicarage after rejecting Mr Collins's proposal. I'm even more surprised that she accepted the invitation.

Charlotte insisted on it. She and Elizabeth have been close friends for some years … and no doubt the new Mrs Collins needed Elizabeth to relieve the tedium of being married to Mr Collins. Elizabeth writes that they are to visit Lady Catherine de Bourgh this Saturday.

Scene Two Rosings garden. Elizabeth, Collins and Charlotte are admitted into the living room where they are greeted by Lady de Bourgh and her daughter Anne, a pale and spiritless young woman.

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Collins Lady de B

It is very kind of you to invite us all, Lady Catherine. We are deeply honoured by your condescension. This is Miss Elizabeth Bennet. And this is Lady Catherine's daughter Anne.

Go … enjoy the outer gardens, Mr Collins. Your wife looks as if she could use the exercise.

Exit Collins and Charlotte.

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Elizabeth Lady de B Elizabeth Lady de B Elizabeth Lady de B

So, Miss Bennet, you reside at Meryton at the future estate of Mr Collins. Did you have the privilege of meeting my nephew while he was there?

Your nephew?

Mr Fitzwilliam Darcy, master of the Pemberly estate. I understand he stayed with his friend Mr Bingley at Netherfield some months ago.

Oh yes. I did not realise he was your nephew; though I can see now the resemblance in your character.

You do us both honour, Miss Bennet. He is a fine young man, is he not?

He certainly made a deep impression on all at Meryton.

I'm sure he did. There are few to equal his measure. Many young ladies, I know, are eager to catch his eye, but he disdains them all, for with one exception he has yet to meet a woman who is good enough for him.

One exception? And who might that be?

Why, my daughter Anne, of course. In matters of education, taste and breeding, they are as one.

I'm sure they are.

My daughter is very accomplished, but unfortunately ill health prevents her from displaying her talents too robustly.

I'm sorry to hear it.

If her voice were strong enough she would be a delightful soprano. Do you sing, Miss Bennet?

A little.

And your sisters? I believe you are one of five. Do your sisters play and sing?

One of them does.

Only one of them? All should have learned. If I had learnt, I should have been a great prodigy.

And so should Anne, if her health had allowed it. I am confident she would have performed delightfully. Nobody could have a better natural taste in such things than Anne and myself. And as for drawing … well, if she had strength to attend the easel, she would be a most delicate exponent of form and colour. Do you draw, Miss Bennet?

No, not at all.

But surely your governess gave you instruction in drawing.

We had no governess.

No governess? How is that possible, with five daughters in the house? I have never heard of such a thing. Your education must have been sadly neglected.

Not really.

Nonsense.

MUSIC #22 - 'GOOD BREEDING' Lady de B

It's fundamental …

To be without a governess, Must cause distress.

It's detrimental …

For any girl to go without one, I profess.

Unless she's planning on a menial vocation, A girl needs discipline to educate her mind.

If she's deprived of such an ordered education, She will find that she will never be considered as refined.

I'm maintaining, ev'ry girl requires such discipline, and training.

Those without it are predestined to a life of sin.

Who can doubt it?

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A girl of breeding Requires instruction in the varied spheres of art.

Without much reading, She cannot hope to win a cultivated heart.

She must be resolute in her pursuit of learning Her mind must constitute an institute of grace She must not convolute, Her main pursuit of earning, Her own place among the ranks of those, With wealth and high repute.

Cultivation is the test of all that's best In our exalted nation.

Education is the key Without which there can be No foundation.

A girl must be of an enquiring disposition, She must be well informed and know just what to say.

But she can never quite aspire to this condition, Without a governess on hand to show the way.

It's essential ‌ If you wish to make the most of your innate potential, If you wish to be part of decent society.

Take advice from me.

Enter Darcy.

Lady de B Darcy Elizabeth Lady de B

Ah, my dearest nephew.

Aunt Catherine. Anne. I did not expect to see you here, Miss Bennet.

I did not expect to see you here either.

I shall go and see if tea is ready. Come along Anne.

Lady de Bourgh and Anne exit.

Darcy Elizabeth

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Elizabeth Darcy Elizabeth Darcy Elizabeth

Are you and your family well?

Quite well, thank you. We were all quite surprised when you all quit Netherfield so suddenly last November, so soon after Mr Bingley's departure. He and his sister were well, I hope, when you left London?

Perfectly so, thank you.

Is Mr Bingley intending to return to Netherfield?

I cannot say. But I should not be surprised if he decides to sell Netherfield should a suitable offer arise.

I see. Perhaps sometime you could enlighten me as to Mr Bingley's sudden loss of interest in Netherfield and in his friends at Meryton.

When you say friends, I presume you refer most particularly to your sister, Jane.

His manner of breaking off associations with my sister was inconsiderate, to say the least.

Inconsiderate? Possibly. But anyone observing your sister with Mr Bingley could not help detecting that her feelings for him did not run deep. In the end, he realised this himself, and did what any gentleman would do in the circumstances.

And was that your view of the situation between them?

Her indifference was there for everyone to see. It was not I alone who detected it.

You had support in this opinion from Caroline Bingley, no doubt.

I rely on my own observations.

Those who hold to an opinion should be very sure of their judgement in the first place. And in this instance - as perhaps in other instances, your opinion is mistaken.

Scene Three A road outside Meryton. Lydia is walking along the street when she encounters Wickham.

Wickham

Miss Bennet! What a pleasure to see you again.

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Mr Wickham. And how is Miss King?

Miss King? I'm not sure. I haven't seen her for some time.

But I thought you were to be married.

We were briefly engaged, but alas it was not to be.

How unfortunate.

Unfortunate? For whom? For her? I think not. And myself? I am not complaining. I believe we have both had a lucky escape.

Is there anyone else in your life?

Anyone special, you mean? No, I am quite free. And how about you, Miss Bennet? Do you still have all the officers chasing after you?

There is no-one special at the moment.

Then we are both free! How splendid. May I ask what you had planned for this evening?

Nothing in particular.

I cannot help feeling that fate has brought us here together today.

Do you think so?

I do indeed. Why only last night I was thinking about you … and suddenly, here you are.

You were thinking about me?

To tell the truth, I have thought about you a great deal.

MUSIC #23 – ‘I LONG TO KNOW YOU’ (REPRISE) Wickham

And now I've begun to get to know you, There is so much more I'd like to know.

I hope that we can build on our acquaintance, And see how far, how deeply it may grow.

I like your sense of fun, Your wit appeals to me.

I really like to share, Your company.

The way you hold your head, The way you toss your hair.

Each time you cross the floor, Make me want to see you more and more.

Scene Four The Rosings garden. Elizabeth is reading a book. Enter Darcy.

Elizabeth Darcy Elizabeth Darcy

Elizabeth Darcy

Mr Darcy, I am afraid Mr Collins and his wife are not here at the moment.

I know. It's you I've come to see.

Me? What business could you have with me, Mr Darcy?

I have been waiting some time for an opportunity to speak to you alone. Miss Bennet, since that time I heard you play and sing at the piano, when you upbraided me for my discourtesy to you at the ball, I have found my thoughts returning to you constantly. When I looked into your eyes, they affected me in a way I have never been affected before. And when you stayed at Netherfield, when I observed you tending your sister's illness with such devotion and consideration, I found myself warming to you even more.

Mr Darcy, you astonish me in these declarations. I had no idea.

I have tried hard to keep it hidden. I have always despised the kind of love-sickness that allows men to make fools of themselves and to forget their duties and their station in life, and I had no wish to succumb to it myself. Even saying these things to you now goes against my better judgement, but I find it is no longer in my power to resist. In spite of your inferior background and your family's embarrassing behaviour in polite society, I can no longer deny my feelings for you.

MUSIC #24 – ‘DON'T ASK ME WHY’ Darcy

I've tried very hard to stop myself, From falling in love with you.

I did not want to, 27

I did not mean to.

It's so impossible, and yet it's true.

I do love you.

Don't ask me why, I had to fall in love with you, Although I try, I find there's nothing I can do, To stop you haunting me.

You're there in ev'rything I see, Each day I find, You're on my mind.

It's all so wrong, I'm from a world in which, I know you don't belong.

I just don't see how I could ever get along with you, And yet there's nothing I can do, To stop myself, From loving you.

All reason tells me to forget you.

I just can’t see how we could be.

I wish that I had never met you.

But ev’ry time I see you, it seems to me …

That all is lost, I've lost my mind, I've lost the will to count the cost.

The cost of loving you is high.

If I were sensible, I'd wish you well and say goodbye.

Somehow I can't, Don't ask me why.

I find my waking hours are spent In such torment.

I can't believe that you and I, Were ever meant to be.

And yet I can't deny it's true, That I want you …

To marry me.

Elizabeth has her back to him as song ends, then she wheels round on him as the music changes.

MUSIC #25 - 'SHOULD I BE FLATTERED?' Elizabeth

Should I be flattered?

Should I be honoured by this cold proposal?

For all it mattered, You might have saved yourself the breath!

I could not marry you.

That would be worse than death!

Darcy

Your words surprise me, Are they the only words at your disposal?

Do you despise me?

That you should give me this reply!

I do not understand, So kindly tell me; why?

Elizabeth

You insult me, You disparage my family.

You do your best to shame me, 28

So if my answer is less than kind, Who can blame me?

You're so big-headed, You never thought that I would dare reject you.

For when you said it, You were so sure that I'd agree.

You think you condescend, When you propose to me.

Darcy

You astound me.

I have never been so chastised, Or criticised, so roundly.

How have I caused you to turn on me, so profoundly?

Elizabeth

I never gave you the slightest encouragement.

Not once did I try to gain your good opinion; you see, You just assumed that your lofty position, Would give you, by rights, dominion over me.

You're so unfeeling, You look on all with disapproval and disdain.

In all revealing, A scant regard for other's pain.

How could I give my heart, To one so proud and vain?

Darcy Elizabeth

Darcy

Elizabeth

Darcy Elizabeth

Darcy

Elizabeth Darcy Elizabeth

I do not understand why you think so ill of me I have every reason in the world to think ill of you. Your treatment of Mr Wickham was enough to decide me against you. Then you ruin the happiness of a most beloved sister by helping to turn Mr Bingley against her. You cannot deny that you, with the help of Mr Bingley's sister, have been the principal means of driving them apart.

I will not deny that I did everything in my power to separate my friend from your sister. I think it was right that I should, and in that regard I have been kinder to him than to myself. Not only was your sister's background unsuited to him, it was also apparent from my observations of her that the feelings she had for my friend were at best superficial, so I do not think I have ruined anyone's chances of happiness but my own. Quite the contrary, I think I helped save them both a lot of unhappiness.

You could not be more wrong, Mr Darcy. Because you are unable to see the delicacy of my sister's feelings simply shows what an insensitive and unperceptive man you are. And it was obvious that Mr Bingley's regard was equally as strong.

If it was so strong, do you think I could have turned him away from her?

If you had told him he had mistaken my sister's regard for him, then yes, he would have listened to you, his so-called friend; and, being the gentleman he is would have desisted from forcing his attentions where he felt they were not entirely welcome. The devious and unprincipled can play havoc with people's sentiments when it pleases them ‌ and this, I think, is exactly what you have done.

You may think of me as you wish, Miss Bennet, but I will not accept your description of me as devious and unprincipled. Whatever you may think, I acted in the best of motives. If I was mistaken in the premise of my actions, then I deeply regret it. But it was not for lack of principle.

And what do you call your treatment of Mr Wickham? Is that an example of your principles?

I do not wish to discuss Mr Wickham.

No, I'm sure you don't. For how in the name of friendship can you defend yourself there?

Darcy shakes his head in despair and turns to go. Then he turns back.

Darcy Elizabeth Darcy

I shall tell you something now that I have told few people. The position which Mr Collins now holds within the church is the position that my father intended for Mr Wickham.

Mr Wickham? In the church?

I see you find it as difficult to conceive of as I have always found it. And indeed, after my father's death five years ago, Mr Wickham told me had no wish to take orders in the church and 29

Elizabeth Darcy

Elizabeth Darcy

would prefer to study law. I settled three thousand pounds on him for this purpose and he resigned all claim to assistance in the church.

Go on.

For three years I did not hear from him. He said he had lost his money in a business venture ‌ I later discovered he had gambled it all away ‌ and said he now wished to be ordained in the church as my father had originally intended. I agreed to give him another thousand pounds in return for a promise that he would not bother me or my family again. A year later, he came to me again to plead for money, having quickly frittered the thousand I had given him, and when I refused him, Mr Wickham went straight to my sister, a sweet, innocent and trusting girl, who was then only 15 years old, and he succeeded in persuading my sister Georgiana that she was in love with him.

How do you know his feelings for her were not genuine?

Because Mr Wickham has never displayed interest in any woman where there was not a fortune to be had. But I can see I am wasting my breath on you, Miss Bennet. If you will insist on doubting me, then perhaps nothing can persuade you. Good day, Miss Bennet. I am indeed sorry that I have troubled you with my offensive proposal and assure you I shall not cause you any further offence.

Darcy leaves. Elizabeth looks hesitant. She begins to muse.

MUSIC #26 - 'HAVE I BEEN WRONG?' Elizabeth

Have I been wrong?

Have I been swayed by prejudice?

The things he says are not so easy to dismiss.

In the name of He who made me, Has my pride in truth betrayed me?

Is it true that I've been blind?

Could it be I've been unkind?

I find his words have gotten to me.

Now a sense of doubt runs through me.

I allowed my vanity to cloud my mind.

If I had been in love, I could not be more blind.

Ignorance and lies have swayed me.

I've let idle tongues persuade me.

Was I wrong to treat him so?

Could it be? I just don't know.

I'm so confused now, I've lost my way now, I just don't know what to say now.

I who once had eyes for truth, Gave myself to lies while being so uncouth.

How I scorned him and abused him, In the way that I refused him.

Now I look around, And find there's nothing there, To guide me.

How I've lost my ground, While doubt has found, Its lair inside me.

How his words keep haunting me.

Hedged by such uncertainty.

I've lost perception, of what is true now, I just don't know what to do now.

Is it true that I've been wrong?

Who can I then believe?

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Where does my trust belong?

All I know is, he's disturbed me.

Never has a man perturbed me like today.

No-one else has made me feel this way.

Scene Five Front of stage. The soldiers are leaving Meryton as the townfolk watch. Lydia is seen talking intimately with Wickham.

MUSIC #27 – ‘SOLDIER’S FAREWELL’ Townfolk

The Regiment is marching, Theyre leaving Meryton.

Girls

Oh no, we’ll hate to see them go.

Townfolk

The soldiers are departing Quite soon theyll all be gone

Girls

How we shall miss them

Soldiers

Goodbye dear ladies we’re on our way to Brighton We’re leaving, it’s time for us to go.

Farewell dear ladies, you know well miss you so.

Girls

We shall remember.

Soldiers

Our duty here is over and so we say goodbye.

Although we really hate to go, We’re grateful for your favours, You’ve been so good to know.

Girls

How we shall miss you.

Goodbye dear soldiers.

We’ll visit you in Brighton.

We'll write to you, And think of you each day.

Our hearts go with you, As you go on your way.

We shan’t forget you.

Soldiers

We shall remember, We’ll not forget you.

What we say is true.

In our hearts there burns a flame.

Girls

Since we first met you ev’rything has changed, We'll never be the same.

Soldiers Girls Soldiers Girls Soldiers

Goodbye, dear ladies.

Goodbye ,brave soldiers.

We’re on our way to Brighton.

We hate to see you go.

We'll write to you and think of you each day.

Our hearts are with you …

Goodbye, brave soldiers.

While we are far away.

We’re going to miss you so.

We’ll think of you each day, We hate to see you go.

While we are far away.

We’re going to miss you so.

So.

Girls Soldiers Girls Soldiers Girls Soldiers Girls Soldiers

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Scene Six Pemberly. Servants are dusting, polishing, moving furniture and generally getting the house ready for the return of Mr Darcy. Charles and his wife enter in conversation with the Housekeeper, followed by Elizabeth.

Charles

We have heard so much about the Pemberly estate. Thank you for showing us round. It is indeed very grand. You are very fortunate to be housekeeper in such a place.

Housekeeper I am indeed … and particularly fortunate in having the best master one could wish for.

Elizabeth Do you mean Mr Darcy?

Housekeeper Who else could I mean?

Elizabeth I don't wish to be discourteous, but I have always understood Mr Darcy to be a man of rather sullen disposition.

Housekeeper Mr Darcy? Never. Those who believe so are those who do not know him well.

MUSIC #28 – ‘MR DARCY’ H/keeper

Mr Darcy is considerate and kind, With a charitable, kindly disposition.

I have never heard him utter an unkind word in his life, Unlike many other people of position.

If he sometimes is aloof, If he sometimes seems too proud, It is not quite as it seems: I'll tell you why …

[Other members of the household staff join in].

Staff

It is not because he's proud, That he stands back from the crowd.

For the simple explanation is, he's shy.

Mr Darcy is the finest man I know.

In our view we are as one in our alignment.

In his ev'ry day behaviour he is always known to show, He's a man of the most delicate refinement.

If he sometimes seems aloof, If he sometimes seems too proud, It is not quite as it seems: We'll tell you why …

It is not because he's proud, That he stands back from the crowd.

For the simple explanation is, he's shy.

H/keeper

People who don't know him, Don't understand the man he really is …

The child behind the man.

All

Those who know him know that he's, The noblest of his breed, a model for mankind.

A paragon indeed.

Mr Darcy is the finest man we know.

In our view we are as one in our alignment.

In his ev'ry day behaviour he is always known to show, He's a man of the most delicate refinement.

He is always good to us He's considerate and fair, We are grateful for the kindness he has shown.

In all truth we can attest, That he is by far the best As a model for mankind he stands alone.

[Darcy appears, unseen by the others]

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He's the finest man that we have ever known.

Elizabeth

Well, it seems I have misjudged Mr Darcy.

Darcy appears to them.

Darcy Elizabeth

Darcy Elizabeth Darcy Elizabeth Darcy

I am very gratified to hear that, Miss Bennet.

Oh Mr Darcy. I was told you would not be arriving until tomorrow. My aunt and uncle insisted on visiting Pemberly, as we were passing so close on our travels. If I knew you'd be here, I would not have come. I would not wish to embarrass you.

Your presence here does not embarrass me, Miss Bennet. I am honoured by your visit.

That's very gracious of you.

To tell the truth, Miss Bennet, I came a day early because I heard you were in the area and I was hoping to see you.

Mr Darcy, I …

No, please, there is something I must say to you. Some months ago, I took the chance to let you know that I …

He is interrupted by the entrance of a footman who arrives with a letter for Elizabeth.

Footman

I am sorry to intrude, my Lady, but there is a very urgent communication for you. Your lodging house said you were to be found here this morning.

Elizabeth reads it with alarm. She calls her aunt and uncle to her.

Elizabeth

Darcy

Elizabeth Charles Darcy Elizabeth

Bad news, I'm afraid. My sister Lydia has disappeared with George Wickham. The commander of his regiment, Colonel Foster, found a note to say that they had eloped to Scotland to marry, but has managed to trace them no further than London. He thinks that Wickham does not really intend to marry Lydia, and the real reason he has disappeared is because he has got himself deeply in debt and simply took Lydia along with him for his amusement.

That is dreadful news. Oh, how could I have been so stupid! I should have exposed Mr Wickham for what he was, and would have done, if it wasn't for my silly pride. If I had done so, none of this would have happened.

My father has gone to London to see if he can find them. I must return at once.

I'll join your father in London and help in the search.

Is there anything I can do to help? I feel partly to blame.

That's very kind of you, Mr Darcy, but I cannot see how you could be of help in this instance.

And I cannot see how you can blame yourself for my sister's impetuous behaviour. Even if she had been warned against Mr Wickham, I do not think it would have made much difference to the outcome. My sister Lydia has always been easily swayed by gentlemanly charm.

Scene Seven Longbourn, a week later. Mrs Bennet is distressed. Mr Bennet returns.

Mr Bennet Mrs Bennet Mr Bennet Mrs Bennet Mr Bennet

Mrs Bennet Mr Bennet Mrs Bennet

We have found them. I have seen and spoken with them both.

Oh thank God! Are they married?

No. I agree with Colonel Foster's assessment of the situation. I don't think Mr Wickham ever intended to marry Lydia.

But he must … otherwise we shall all be ruined. Oh, the disgrace of it all. What is to become of us. Oh I think I shall go mad.

Calm yourself. There seems to be a solution on offer. My brother is discussing the details with them now. It seems that Mr Wickham can be persuaded to marry Lydia if a small allowance is made for the marriage … to be exact, the sum of one hundred pounds a year, plus a commission in another regiment.

But we can not afford a hundred pounds a year.

My brother has offered to help. It seems a reasonable enough price to pay for saving the family name.

Yes, yes! We must do anything we can to save the family name.

A letter arrives.

Mrs Bennet Mr Bennet

Is it news from London?

No, it is from Mr Collins. He says …

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Crossfade to Collins who is spotlit.

Collins

I wish to express my condolences for your grievous affliction. The death of your daughter would be a blessing in comparison to this. I am of the opinion that it stems from too much indulgence, though at the same time, for the condolence of yourself and Mrs Bennet, I am inclined to think that Lydia's disposition was naturally bad. You are much to be pitied, and I am joined in that opinion by Mrs Collins and Lady Catherine de Bourgh and her daughter, to whom I have related details of the affair. May I conclude by saying how grateful I am to Elizabeth for having refused my proposal and thus sparing me from involvement in this unpleasant business.

Reverse the crossfade.

Mrs Bennet Mr Bennet Mrs Bennet Mr Bennet Mrs Bennet Mr Bennet

Now everyone will know. Oh, we are ruined! Ruined!

Not if we can get Lydia and Wickham married.

To have my Lydia married to such a wicked man.

I find Mr Wickham quite amusing, really. I would not object to having him as a son-in-law, if we could afford him. At least he is not dull. Besides, I thought you found him charming.

That was before he ran off with our daughter! He is not good enough for her.

I think they suit each other rather well. Let's be realistic, my dear Mrs Bennet, our Lydia has always been something of an adventuress herself. Who could be more suitable for her than an accomplished adventurer.

Scene Eight Longbourn, some days later. Kitty and Jane are at the window.

Kitty

They're here.

Enter Lydia and Wickham.

Lydia

Elizabeth Lydia Elizabeth Lydia

Elizabeth Lydia Elizabeth

Can it really be two months since I went away? It seems but a fortnight … and yet so much has happened. Do the people hereabouts know I am married today? I want to show everyone my ring, and show them what a handsome and charming husband I've acquired. I'm sure all of my friends will envy me. When we're in Scotland, you must come and visit us often. There will be no shortage of handsome officers there. I shall find husbands for all of my sisters. (She goes up to Elizabeth and takes her aside). Oh Elizabeth, I must speak with you. I didn't know what you'd feel about … well, you know. I know you once harboured some affection for Mr Wickham, and …

My dear Lydia, you need have no qualms on my behalf. You are welcome to Mr Wickham.

I hope you'll be very happy.

Oh thank you, thank you dearest Elizabeth. Do you know, we almost had to call it off at the last minute.

Why? Was Mr Wickham having second thoughts?

No, no … of course not. It's just that our dear uncle, who was to have given us away, was called away on urgent business at the last minute and it looked as if we might have to postpone it … but luckily Mr Darcy agreed to stand in for him.

(Incredulous) Mr Darcy?

Oh yes. He escorted Mr Wickham to the church. Oh, but gracious me, I quite forgot! Mr Darcy swore us to secrecy. Oh Lizzy, you must not tell anyone I told you.

Your secret is safe with me. (Lydia rejoins the others. Now, to herself …) Mr Darcy, escorting Mr Wickham? How can that be? Unless …

MUSIC #29 - 'THANK GOD THEY'RE MARRIED' Lydia Wickham Mrs Bennet Kitty Lydia Wickham

Oh, what a hectic day.

We've travelled such a long long way.

I really don't know what to say.

May I enquire how long you'll stay?

We really must be off quite soon.

Perhaps tomorrow afternoon.

Lydia

We're on our way to Scotland for our honeymoon.

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To the most attractive man around?

Oh, how my friends will envy me, When I give them the chance to see, Just what a perfect treasure I have found!

Mrs Bennet This day has brought me such relief.

These past few months have brought much grief, Since I first heard you'd disappeared.

I've been distraught: the worst was feared, These past few weeks have been such Hell.

I just thank God it's ended well, I've suffered so intensely more than words can tell.

Oh, it's such a great relief that you're married.

I'm so glad this day has come to pass.

This marriage saves our family, from scandal and humility, Perhaps we'll find some happiness at last.

Mr Bennet [To Wickham] As far as I'm concerned I'm quite happy, To receive you as my son-in-law.

Though some may not think your no great catch, I'm quite content to see this match, For one thing you are not, and that's a bore.

Lydia

All my friends will be filled with jealousy, When they see the man who’s married me.

All

Let's celebrate the fact that they're married, And let's hope they always stay that way.

Let's hope that they find happiness, And prosper in togetherness, May all good fortune bless them from today.

As we prepare to send them on their way.

Scene Nine The garden at Longbourn. Jane is picking some flowers. Bingley appears.

Bingley Jane Bingley Mrs Bennet Bingley

Hello Jane. Your mother told me I might find you out here.

Mr Bingley! Have you returned to Netherfield?

Yes. For good.

It is a long time, Mr Bingley, since you went away. People said you would not return to Netherfield. I always hoped it was not true.

My dearest Jane, I don't know where to begin.

MUSIC #30 – ‘SINCE WE SAID GOODBYE’ Bingley

Since the day I said goodbye, I've missed you.

Words can't say just how much I have missed you.

I believed that you'd forget all about me.

All this time you've been upset without me.

Jane

Since the day you went away, I've wondered What it was that made you go.

I was the victim of a sad misunderstanding, But how was I to know?

Bingley Jane Bingley Both

Since you went and left me here to languish, I have spent a long, long year in anguish.

If you'd shown right from the start and told me, You'd have known you own my heart …

Now hold me!

[They embrace as the music swells].

Jane

I love you.

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Bingley Jane Bingley Jane Bingley Both

I'll say it too: I love you.

I'll be yours … I'll be yours If you allow.

If you’ll allow me We've been the victims of a sad misunderstanding, But it's all over now.

Scene Ten Longbourn. Lady de Bourgh arrives.

Elizabeth Lady de B Mrs Bennet Lady de B Mrs Bennet Lady de B Mrs Bennet Lady de B Mrs Bennet

Lady Catherine!

I hope you are well, Miss Bennet. This lady, I suppose, is your mother?

Yes Madam, I am … and these are my daughters Mary and Kitty.

You have a very small park here.

It is nothing in comparison with Rosings, of course, but quite a bit larger than Sir William Lucas's.

This must be the most inconvenient sitting room during summer evenings. The windows are all facing west!

Oh, we never sit here after dinner.

Indeed. (Beat) Mrs Bennet, I wonder if I might have a word in private with your daughter Elizabeth.

Elizabeth? Oh, yes, of course, if you wish. Come girls.

Mrs Bennet and others exit, leaving Lady de Bourgh with Elizabeth.

Lady de B

Elizabeth Lady de B Elizabeth Lady de B Elizabeth Lady de B Elizabeth Lady de B Elizabeth Lady de B Elizabeth Lady de B Elizabeth Lady de B

Elizabeth Lady de B Elizabeth

Lady de B

Miss Bennet, I shall come straight to the point. A report reached me some days ago that not only was your sister on the point of being advantageously married but that you, Miss Elizabeth Bennet, would in all likelihood soon afterwards be united with my own nephew, Mr Fitzwilliam Darcy.

Really? And from whom did you hear this report?

That is of no consequence … particularly as I know it must be a scandalous falsehood.

Then why are you here?

For the sake of propriety, I insist that you tell me there is no foundation to this report.

But your Ladyship has already declared it to be false.

It ought to be so. It must be so … at least while my nephew retains the use of his reason. But your arts and allurements may, in a moment of weakness, have persuaded him otherwise.

If so, I would be the last to confess it.

Miss Bennet, I am not accustomed to being crossed. As Mr Darcy's nearest relative, I am entitled to know his dearest concerns.

But you are not entitled to know mine.

Did you not know that Mr Darcy is engaged to marry my daughter?

Your daughter? Anne?

Precisely. So … what do you have to say to that?

Only this: if he is engaged to your daughter, then you can have no reason to suppose that he will make an offer to me.

Their engagement is of a different kind. Right from infancy they were intended for each other.

It was his mother's favourite wish, as well as mine. We planned this union while they were still in their cradles.

And has Mr Darcy agreed to this?

Not in so many words, of course. But he knows where his duty lies.

But if Mr Darcy feels he is not by honour nor by inclination … nor even duty … bound to marry your daughter, then he is free to make his own choice. And if I am that choice, why should I not accept him?

Because honour, decorum and decency forbid it. You are of inferior birth and are wholly unacceptable to the family. Nor is it in your interests, Miss Bennet. Yes, Miss Bennet, your own interests forbid it, for you shall be shunned by all his friends and family.

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Elizabeth Lady de B Elizabeth Lady de B

Elizabeth Lady de B Elizabeth

If that is so, then Mr Darcy must be the first to realise it. And if it does not bother him, why should it bother me?

Perhaps he is not yet aware of your sister's infamous elopement. You can be sure I shall make him aware of it.

I believe he may already be aware of it.

And do you think he could have such a girl as his sister? In God's name, what can you be thinking? Is the name of Darcy, and the estate of Pemberly, to be so polluted? You must promise me at once that you will never enter into an engagement with him.

Do you really believe that such a promise from me will send him into the arms of your daughter? You must be terribly naive and foolish if you believe that.

How dare you! You are trying my patience, Miss Bennet.

And you are trying mine.

MUSIC #31 - 'MY DEAR MISS BENNET' Lady de B

My dear Miss Bennet.

I must advise you I am not one to be crossed.

It can't surprise you, To know your suit is surely lost.

If you defy me now be sure you'll pay the cost.

You must promise me that you'll give up, This mad idea, right here and now, forever …

Don't deny me, or you'll never find peace again.

No … not ever!

Elizabeth

I'll make no promise.

Not when you try to put me under such duress.

Your words insult me.

And aim to cause me much distress.

But you do not succeed, I just respect you less.

You prepare me to deny you; Your threats tonight, do not ring true, Nor scare me.

I'll continue to defy you, With all my might if you dare me.

I'll not give in to you …

[Lady de Bourgh turns to go].

Lady de B Elizabeth

I think that we are through …

There's nothing you can do I'll not be threatened by you.

So do your damndest!

Scene Eleven Longbourn, some days later. Mrs Bennet is looking out of the window. Jane, Mary and Kitty are sitting round the piano while Mary plays.

Mrs Bennet Jane

Mrs Bennet

Here comes Mr Bingley, Jane. He has a gentleman with him. Oh, it's that dreadful Mr Darcy.

What on earth does he want with us? He's such an unpleasant man.

Oh, he's not really so unpleasant once you get to know him. He used to be rather proud and aloof when we first met, but he seems to have become much more cordial of late. I understand he has been very kind to my uncle.

He makes me very uncomfortable. But as he's Mr Bingley's friend, I suppose I'll just have to put up with him.

Bingley and Darcy are admitted. Bingley immediately goes into a huddle with Jane. The other two girls leave after acknowledging the two men. Darcy addresses Mrs Bennet.

Darcy

Mrs Bennet, I have some business that I wish to discuss with your daughter Elizabeth. Is she here?

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Mrs Bennet

I think so. I shall see. Though what business you can have with Elizabeth, I cannot imagine.

She goes off calling for Elizabeth, who enters moments later. Bingley nods hello before exiting with Jane.

Elizabeth Darcy Elizabeth Darcy Elizabeth

Darcy Elizabeth Darcy Elizabeth

Hello Mr Darcy. I wasn't expecting you to call.

I hope my visit is not unwelcome?

On the contrary. I have been awaiting an opportunity to express my gratitude to you for what you did for Lydia.

Lydia?

I know it was supposed to be a secret, but Lydia has never been very good at holding her tongue. I know how you arranged her marriage and how you settled an allowance on Mr Wickham to force him into it.

I regret that you should know about it. I did not wish to cause you any uneasiness.

And you have caused none. I am very grateful to you, Mr Darcy.

Neither did I wish to secure your gratitude, for I would not wish such sentiments to cloud your judgement on issues which are of more vital concern to me.

And what could they be?

MUSIC #32 - 'I NEED TO KNOW' Darcy

It's less than a year, since I proposed, It now seems a lifetime ago.

The man I was then exists no longer.

Except for one small part That part of you, that's in my heart.

I still love you, That part of me remains as true.

As when we met, You told me things, I'll not forget.

So much is diff'rent now, I'm not the man I was, and yet, Though things have changed, I feel the same.

For you have given me a vision, That continues now to guide me.

And no matter what the future holds, You'll always be there deep inside me.

The things you said, Have kept on spinning through my head.

They made me see, How much improved my life could be, If I could change the life I'd led, How much better off, My life would be instead.

If you could be, At one with me, how grand my life would be.

But now I need to know, If the things I say have meaning for you.

Should I go?

I won’t stay if my words bore you.

Am I absurd?

Are all these dreams of mine in vain?

Just say the word, And I'll not trouble you again.

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I need to know, Because I love you so.

Elizabeth

I long to speak to you of flames, That you have fanned.

But there are times, when words alone, Can be too bland.

Sometimes a touch, Can help as much to understand, So here's my hand.

Both

So here’s my hand.

Gazing into each other’s eyes, they move closer, as if to kiss, but Elizabeth pulls away.

Darcy

Elizabeth

Darcy Elizabeth Darcy

Oh, Elizabeth, when I heard what you said to Lady Catherine … how you refused to promise her that you would not marry me, it taught me to hope, as I had scarcely ever allowed myself to hope before. I knew enough of your disposition to know that had you been absolutely and irrevocably decided against me, you would have acknowledged it to Lady Catherine with the frankness and openness you have always shown before.

Yes, you know enough of my frankness to believe me capable of that! Having abused you so abominably to your face, I would hardly have shrunk from abusing you to Lady Catherine. I just hope you can forgive me for the appalling things I said to you the day I rejected your proposal.

It was nothing I did not deserve. My behaviour to you at the time was unpardonable, and you were right to point it out.

Let us not fight for the largest share of the blame. The conduct of neither was beyond reproach.

Let's put all that behind us.

No, I shall carry those words with me always as a watchword, for without them I might still be living in ignorance of all that is best in this world. You showed me how ill-founded was my pride, and how sadly I was lacking in the qualities necessary to please a woman worthy of being pleased.

MUSIC #33 - 'PRIDE AND PREJUDICE' Darcy

I was filled with pride, with hate, with invective.

I looked down on all I saw; that is true.

Then you came along, and changed my perspective, Changed my point of view.

And now how different things seem.

Since the day we first talked, I have lived in a dream.

A dream of having you near, And now, you are here.

Elizabeth

I was prejudiced, my eyes compromised me.

I believed what others said about you.

When I found that they were lies, it surprised me.

Changed my point of view.

And now I know I love you.

It will go on and on, This I know to be true.

As long as you you want me around, I'll stay with you.

Both

Pride and prejudice have flown right out the door.

Pride and prejudice will rule our lives no more.

Darcy

I just can't believe it's true, That I'm standing here, Hearing all the things I've longed to hear from you.

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Both

You have changed my life in ev’ry way And I know I'll never ever be the same from today.

And I will never leave you.

For as long as I live, this I know to be true.

As long as you want me around, I’ll be there by your side, I will always stay with you.

They embrace. Mrs Bennet enters.

Mrs Bennet Elizabeth Darcy Mrs Bennet Elizabeth Mrs Bennet

Darcy Mrs Bennet Elizabeth Mrs Bennet

Good heavens! What is the meaning of this? Mr Darcy, I am surprised at you. And you, Elizabeth, behaving in such an intimate manner with no sense of decorum.

My dear Mama, there are some things that override decorum, as both Mr Darcy and I have discovered.

Forgive us for startling you, Mrs Bennet. I assure you I was not being disrespectful to your daughter. The fact is, I have asked her to be my wife.

What … you? Marry Elizabeth? I must say, this is totally unexpected. Elizabeth … what do you have to say about this?

I would be very happy to marry Mr Darcy, for I could not think of anyone who could do me greater honour in such a proposal.

(Confused) Well, I see, yes, of course, Mr Darcy would make a splendid husband I'm sure.

(Suddenly effusive). I've always admired you Mr Darcy … so handsome and charming, and such a noble estate. I'm very honoured and flattered.

Thank you, Mrs Bennet. Perhaps I might discuss it with Mr Bennet?

Of course, of course. I'm sure Mr Bennet can have no objection.

May I speak to him first? It might be better if I do?

Of course, my dear. I shall call him right away. Mr Darcy, would you care to accompany me?

Exit Darcy and Mrs Bennet. Elizabeth hums blissfully to herself. Mr Bennet enters.

Mr Bennet Elizabeth Mr Bennet

Elizabeth

Mr Bennet Elizabeth Mr Bennet

But my dearest Elizabeth, your mother informs me that you and Mr Darcy wish to marry. Can this be true?

Yes, father.

Well, I'm flabbergasted. My dearest girl, I could not think of a man less suited to you. You have far too much spirit in you to be satisfied with mere riches and honour. If you are to marry, it is important that you marry a man to whom you are temperamentally suited … and I simply cannot see Mr Darcy in that light.

I assure you that Mr Darcy and I are ideally suited. At one time I was prejudiced against him just as you are. But he is a man much misunderstood. I should not be telling you this, but it might help you to see him in a better light to know that it was Mr Darcy who saved this family from disgrace. It was he who forced Mr Wickham's hand, who settled George Wickham's debts, got him the new commission and gave him an allowance.

But I thought my brother had provided for that.

No, he was sworn to secrecy by Mr Darcy, who did not want to secure anyone's gratitude for his action … least of all mine.

It's enough to shake one's faith in human nature. Such selfless behaviour makes me feel uncomfortable. I have always based my trust in people on an awareness of their self-interest. I'd much rather be dealing with someone as nakedly selfish as our dear Mr Wickham, who I think shall always be my favourite son-in-law. Still, if it's Mr Darcy you want to marry, I shall not stand in your way, though I have to confess I shall hate to see you depart from this house. You have no idea how much I miss you while you're away.

MUSIC #34 – ‘FINALE’ Mr Bennet and Elizabeth embrace as others begin to assemble on stage.

Mrs Bennet I wish you well, Although I really do not see why you choose him, But then it isn't up to me.

You've made your choice and given him a very good report.

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If he's your man then I'm prepared, To give him my support.

Elizabeth

I thank you, truly it means a lot to me.

[The focus switches to Bingley and Jane].

Bingley

I could not be more delighted, With how things have turned out, For you and for me.

I've been in love with you, Since I first met you, And that's how it always shall be.

Jane

It took you some time, But now you are mine, And mine you shall stay from today, ’Til God takes us away.

Mrs Bennet Five daughters all in a row.

Five daughters, And plenty to show for it.

Three now accounted for, Two more to go.

Will it be their turn next?

Time will soon tell, I think I've done well!

Company

The time of grief has ended.

All fences have been mended.

Our lives are well attended now.

The day has come at last.

The clouds of gloom have passed.

It's time to start a brand new life, Each man and wife can now redeem the past.

It's time to start anew A new day's dawned for me and you, So let's get started there's so much for us to do.

Pride and prejudice have flown right out the door Pride and prejudice will rule our lives no more.

D, E, B & J I just can't believe it's true, (Darcy, Elizabeth, Bingley & Jane) That I'm standing here, Hearing all the things I've longed to hear from you.

You have changed my life in every way.

And I know I'll never ever be the same from today.

Company And I will always love you.

For as long as I live, this I know to be true.

As long as you want me around, I’ll be there by your side, I will always stay with you.

THE END

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