If the date goes wrong

If the date goes

wrong...

by Amanda Zvaigzne

We have all experienced the simple wonders of life- a bright smile, true happiness, a little romance, and the big cringe moment when something goes oh-so absolutely wrong. Sometimes things go wrong in such an excellent way, that legitimate stealth is needed to navigate it. As Valentine’s is just around the corner, this is an amazing chance for things to go right. Or wrong. But that’s the beauty of life- sometimes it’s worth taking the risk. A hot date might be just the thing to spice up the grey remains of life, however, in case of an emergency, it’s good to have a ready-to-use instant excuse to leave immediately. If you feel like the date is going in all the wrong directions at the same time, these may be your ticket for the ride home:

Once every 30 minutes I have to go outside and scream to cleanse my chakras. And my time is now.

I just remembered I bought bananas a while ago, and they're about 30 minutes away from turning brown.

Unless you are willing to continue the legacy of my family and become a seal poacher, I don't think this will take off.

I have a socialist rally to attend to after this. You could be the guest speaker.

I suddenly noticed I have lost all my gains. I need to hit the gym at this very moment.

Sorry, I have to rush- I have another date in 10 minutes. Wish me luck!

I just looked you up on Facebook, and realized your friends are hotter than you.

My father wants to meet you.

There is a relay race happening on this street, and I will need to take over the baton from my teammate in 2 minutes.

I told my dance teacher the two of us would learn the choreography of "Anaconda" together.