Skinny Dipping
Rally O
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n elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange, and lime trees.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinnydipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, ‘we’re not coming out until you leave!’
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, and look it over.
The old man frowned, ‘I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked...’ Holding the bucket up he said, ‘I’m here to feed the alligator.’
He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
Rally O is a relitively new dog sport for Australia. It is a course of numbered stations that are obedience based, it is meant to be fun and quick, you can talk to, encourage and pat your dog around the course, some people sing to their dog. There are now some clubs which are holding Rally O trials for those who are interested in competing. Lyn Forwood and Vicki Finn attended a weekend last October to learn all the signs and rules. Some of our members have already successfully competed in Rally O trials. Any one who is interested in Rally O is welcome to come along before training on Thursday night from about 7pm onwards where Lyn will have a course set up, alternatively see Lyn in the break and have a go. You and your dog must have completed your 8 week beginners course to participate.
Some old men can still think fast
by Lyn Forwood
Vincent Zimbardo RT(R)
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