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We all secretly believe we’re playing the lead in our own rom-com. So you might as well accept it and scrub up like you’re Hugh Grant
The face wash
Bulldog Skincare for Men
You saand like you’re from Laaandaaan, mate. As does the very British Bulldog. The brand is pushing its UK heritage through its new Sensitive Face Wash, with a nod to its Portobello Road digs. It’s formulated for sensitive skin, with essential oils and green tea to cleanse your mush. Simply lather on, rinse, grow a floppy fringe, open a bookshop and move in with a masturbating Welshman. £4.49 for 150ml | gbstore.meetthebulldog.com
The moisturiser Nip+Man Manotox
Also known as ‘brotox’, apparently (we thought it was just for film stars, not actual people), this is an anti-ageing moisturiser with trademark ingredient Liftonin that minimises the appearance of fine lines and wrinkles. Also contains Gransil and sea minerals to smooth and revitalise. Apply to a clean face daily – now if only you knew of somewhere you could get your hands on a face wash. £19.95 for 50ml | nipandfab.com
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The hair stuff Trevor Sorbie Mg
Even if your friends do call you ‘Flopsy’, big Trev’s Styling Wax (£6.10 for 100ml) will give your barnet a messy texture or defined separation, a light hold and high shine – containing as it does anti-oxidant ginseng extract. Wash it out, as well as excess oils and dirt, with Trev’s nourishing and conditioning Two in One Shampoo (£5.50 for 250ml). boots.com
The toothpaste Oral-B Pro-Expert Gum Protection
Protects against cavities, tartar, plaque and sensitivity, while giving you a helping hand with fresh breath and whitening your gurning movie-star smile. Developed with dentists and using Oral-B’s most advanced technology, it’s also clinically proven to help prevent and reduce gum problems in four weeks. Surreal, but nice. £3.99 for 75ml | boots.com
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