Spark Volume 71 Issue 3

monday 15th june 2015

spark volume 71, Issue 3

NEWS

LIFESTYLE

SELF-EMPLOYMENT?

FESTIVALS THIS SUMMER

Research reveals that 57% of students plan to become selfemployed after graduation

Experience Reading festival and be enticed into going this summer by Sarah Kechington

ENTERTAINMENT

SPORT

PRAISE FOR CAITLYN JENNER

45 YEARS OF RUBSA

Eleanor Alice Ring celebrates Caitlyn’s courage throughout her transition

See what Matthew Standage has to say about the milestone reaching club

Stephen Fry lectures on Oscar Wilde at Reading Town Hall HARRIET LYNDS News Editor

On Thursday 4th June, Reading was honoured with the presence of TV star, Stephen Fry, who delivered a stunning lecture on Oscar Wilde.

Wilde was an Irish author, playwright and poet and the circumstances of his imprisonment and early death were considered to be controversial during his time.

Fry discussed his ever changing status in the social sphere: “For many years Oscar’s name was poison, then people started to see him as a comedian. Now they realise he was a philosopher.”

He also covered many other aspects of Wilde, from his best works to his tragic imprisonment, and he openly discussed how he felt personally connected to him: “I shared the nature that brought him such disgrace and that was a terrible blow to me.”

Notably, Fry played the title role in the 1997 biopic about the poet and playwright.

For me, seeing Fry’s passion for Wilde and his work was a great reminder of why I love English literature, particularly during the heavy exam period.

He has a beautiful way with words and I felt extremely lucky to experience them first hand.

Fry also commented on his discovery of the beautiful English language: “It never

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occurred to me that language was an art - that language itself could dance in your head.”

“The first time I heard this quote - Would you be in any way offended if I said that you seem to me to be in every way the visible personification of absolute perfection? - I was in utter, transcendent joy.”

He also read passages from The Ballad of Reading Gaol which was inspired by Wilde’s

experiences in Reading Prison.

He spent time before his lecture touring the old prison, and it was incredibly refreshing to hear about its history from a person as well-educated as Stephen Fry himself.

University of Reading’s vice-chancellor Sir David Bell said: “The closure of Reading Prison in December 2013 was a reminder of its iconic role in the town’s history. Oscar Wilde and

his relationship with the prison therefore seemed a fitting topic to have as our inaugural Town Hall lecture.”

Fry effectively brought his lecture to a close by comparing Wilde to the growing view of the Empire State Building when you are driving down 5th Avenue: “The best of his age and getting taller and taller with every decade which comes.”

Fry said afterwards: “I had

a wonderful evening giving the University of Reading’s inaugural Town Hall Lecture about, amongst other things, my love of Oscar Wilde. I think it is safe to say that I had a much better time in Reading than he did, poor soul.”

At once both informative and compassionate, lighthearted yet earnest, Stephen Fry’s lecture was a privilege to see.

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Editors What’s next? Don’t ask!

Picks NATHALIE SIAH The Editor

When school ends there is a flurry of exams, parties and then, the unknown. This frustrating void which can only be described as hazy afternoons at home where you have absolutely no idea where you’re heading to, are still stressed from the school year and bored of life at the same time. Still, you end up lying in your bed just watching Netflix. Why bother getting up?

Then there’s that dreaded conversation with friends and family that you don’t really want to have but you end up having anyway because unfortunately,

Juice for Thought Like oranges? Just a few drinks of this tangy juice might help you with exams so grab a gulp

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Ice it Up! Elizabeth Andrews gives some top notch cocktails to tickle your tongue with this summer. All you have to do is give it a whirl!

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Caitlin Jenner Eleanor Alice Ring brings out a strong commentary in the former Bruce Jenner’s transformation and the story behind it

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Guildford Guide Need to get out of Reading?

Like to shop, eat and soak in those sights? Trust Jackie to give you the details on Guildford

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it’s unavoidable. What is coming next? Please don’t ask!

Here are a few good standard answers to choose from that I can help you with: “I’m kind of just focusing on graduating”, “I’m looking for a job…” and if you’re desperate, “I’m moving to Alaska and pursuing my dreams of living in a structure made of whale bone.” I’m going to tell you right now that the last one is honestly the best if you’re looking for any kind of quick escape into a comedic encounter. Sometimes the person you’re talking to will get distracted and start talking about whales or something. That’s just my experience.

But on a more serious note,

here’s what I have to say about this time of year for all students, continuing or graduating. These few months for you are going to feel like MissingNo. in Pokémon; it will stick out and confuse you but remember you should take out that pokéball and capture it while you can.

Look at it this way—we’re students. Nine months out of the year we’re eating out of boxes, waking up at 9 am and then not waking up at 9 am, getting rained on and writing extremely long papers. Why not just take this time to do things that let you do something a little different?

In my experience, I’ve done some pretty boring things. I’ve

tried staying at home and spending a bland summer roaming the internet (it’s a big place!) but it isn’t worth it. So if you’re stuck on your couch you might want to get out a piece of paper, write down some goals you never got a chance to do while in school and try it out!

For me, I’ve went to Paris, got a job, tried a new restaurant every Friday and picked up art again.

Every experience has something to draw from it and from where you’re sitting, the world looks so much bigger and brighter if you step out your front door.

So the next time someone asks you, what’s next you can tell them – I’m out of school for now, see you soon!

10 Things To Make Your Summer

Recommendations to make your summer three months of sunshine.

JESS O'DONNELL Deputy Editor

starting at £25 and seven races to earn your money back, you're sure to become an expert in horse racing in one day (potentially).

1. Go in a hot air balloon

4. Outdoor cinema

Sounds a bit terrifying? The experience probably will be, but wondrous views and a sense of flying will more than make up for it. Doing this with a group of friends— and a licenced company, of course—will take your breath away, and makes for a selfie that beats out all other selfies.

With one starting up in Reading and other places around the country, you can pick your venue and film with ease. Do you want to go sophisticated and classical, or hilarious and fun? Your call, but popcorn, some of your closest friends (who won't talk between scenes) and a picnic with pringles will help create one of the best evenings of the summer.

2. Visit a beach When you think of Britain, you don't immediately associate it with gorgeous beaches; my mind goes to California if I'm honest.

But there are several highly rated beaches such as Newquay which are really worth your while. Take a picnic, yourself and experience one of the most relaxing days you have ever had in your life. It's the perfect recipe for repairing exam stress damage and you can get a tan at the same time. Bonus.

3. Go horse racing Go all James Bond or Kate Middleton for a day of betting, drinks and over-priced food.

There are a variety of courses to choose from, but I recommend Ascot, King George’s Day on the 26th July. It's the pinnacle of flat-racing, the track is beautiful and there is a 99.9% chance of gorgeous weather. With tickets

5. Go on a road trip with no destination All you need for this is a car, and if you don't have one, choose that willing driver friend with too much time on their hands – we all have one. An epic playlist which should provide several awkward sing along moments, a map for times of dire need, some Percy pigs and you are sorted. This day will inevitably entail getting lost, traffic and finally learning the words to every One Direction song. Shame has no place on this road trip.

6. Try a new style of food We are all aware of that scary section of Just Eat that none of us dare venture onto. This is the year to try something from it and you might even surprise yourself by liking it, such as

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Turkish or Japanese. You can return to university with a more sophisticated palette. Worst case scenario, if that goat you tried gives you food poisoning? At least you won't have university during the week, so you can endure that food poisoning in the comfort and privacy of your own home. Enjoy!

7. Learn one epic magic trick Now I'm not suggesting you become the next Penn and Teller (YouTube them, you won't regret it) but become known as that guy or girl that can make five pound notes disappear and reappear in someone else's pocket; I’m sure you would make many new friends that way. Or more likely yet, you'll become the life and soul of the pre-drinking party, though I would recommend leaving the fire eating to the professionals who used to stand outside Evissa.

8. Go and see live music for a band you've never heard of Not only will you be the new music mogul in your house/ flat, but you can see bands at a reasonably low cost in the coolest of venues around the UK, though I would recommend Camden Lock’s Barfly. Besides, who knows, this unknown band could be huge in two years, and you can legitimately say you saw The Nuts before they became famous. It's an experience you'll remember, whether that's because the music

was incredible or you were headbutted twice; either way, it’s still one for the scrapbooks.

9. Learn a new sport Extreme frisbeeing does count, but surfing Netflix for a new episode of that show you're addicted to and hunting for the remote control does not. Instead of becoming best friends with a certain sofa cushion or letting your bed covers take you as one of their own, get outside. Attempt to play cricket, power walk around your park or chase geese. The sport is your call, but fresh air is a vital part of a healthy and productive summer.

10. Take time and meet up with your loved ones - as much as possible.

This should be a given. You might heed my recommendations, you might not, but the most important thing is that you enjoy your summer and spend your time how you want to. You don't have any deadlines and all the time in the world to spend with your home friends, not to mention those family members. Make memories with them, and the best ones can be made in a beer garden while you attempt to down a Rekorderlig (would not recommend the last part). Most of all, enjoy your summer while it lasts and pretend university doesn't start up again in three months.

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Why Reading is a great place to live SOPHIE CLINTON 2nd Year English Literature

This year, the Guardian Guide declared the University to be five places above where it stood last year in their poll. As we now stand proudly in 25th place, this definitely calls for some recognition of just a selection of the top advantages to living in Reading as a student.

Firstly, the campus is undoubtedly one of the more picturesque university campuses around the UK, with its own lake and fields included! This open space makes for the perfect outdoor revision location, or just to have a kick about. Either way, the campus is not short of outdoor space. On top of this, the University has recently invested £300,000 into their own library, making it a much more pleasurable and comfortable place for students to work, and, this year, following a campaign by students in 2014, the library now stays open 24 hours a day, catering to the students’ needs. There is an endless amount of societies available; from Quidditch to cake decorating there’s something for everyone and anyone - you will never be short of possibilities at the University Of Reading. Also on offer are plenty of fun events outside of clubs and societies, such as quiz and karaoke night on a Thursday in the student bar Mojo’s, which is currently being

extended due to popular demand.

Secondly, you will be inundated with places to party the night away in Reading. Each night, you have a selection of nightclubs to attend, or if you prefer a slightly more relaxed scene, try the bars like Purple Turtle, which has recently been renovated with new terracing and seating outside.

Reading has also recently

invested a lot of money in extending its rail services, working hard to offer the quickest service into London, and you can now arrive into London Paddington Station within twenty-five minutes. There’s no excuse not to visit your mum and dad now guys!

Speaking of transport, Reading offers one of the most diverse bus systems, with buses running from

the University to the station almost every ten minutes on weekdays.

You might need to have the correct change on you, which is almost always impossible for some reason, but you can’t complain at £2.40 for a day of travel!

It’s safe to say you will never be short of things to do in Reading, whether that’s hanging out with friends on campus, trying a game

of Quidditch, or taking a trip to The Oracle for some retail therapy.

Society Spotlight: Reading Tap and Modern Society ZOE THOMPSTONE

3rd Year Speech and Language Therapy

Reading University Tap and Modern Society (RUTAM) is open to anyone with enthusiasm for dancing, no matter their ability or experience. We cover many dance styles including tap, jazz, contemporary, lyrical & commercial among others. Our classes are taught by talented choreographers, who are all students at the university. We have a fun and relaxed environment but work hard to ensure we produce the best dances possible.

If you’re not convinced to join yet let me tell you why so many

people have and you should too.

There are so many opportunities to get involved and develop skills in a variety of areas. We have strong links with other societies hosting a joint Dance Ball during the summer term, performing together in shows and having joint socials. Each term we aim to bring in professional dancers to hold workshops which have been very successful and push us all further to improve. Every week members volunteer at a local primary school teaching tap and modern to KS2 children, which has been so much fun. Being part of RUTAM builds long lasting friendships to make Uni the ultimate experience.

So how do you join?

Membership is £30 (student &

non-student) for the entire year, which gives you access to all lessons, our performances and all the socials we hold. Membership money is used to put on a high class dance show every year, as well as helping to fund workshops and socials. Easily become a member online at RUSU, at RUSU reception or speak to the committee.

RUTAM is always incredibly busy and 2014-2015 has been no exception. We held our annual autumn term show, winning Best Performance at the society awards, performed as part of the Ballet society’s show and danced at the Hindu Society’s Diwali ball.

Socials this year have included nights at the union, film nights,

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meals out and a trip to see Matilda in the West End. This Easter we went on tour for the first time which was amazing and definitely a plan for next year.

We will be at the Fresher’s

Fayre so come see us there and find out more! We will be having a free taster session open to all on September 26th beginning a busy term of workshops, classes & socials, completed with our Show

Drink more orange juice!

Research shows that it could improve your memory and cognition

Hedgehogs are in steep decline Researchers are asking people to report road-kill in Reading

Law Summer Picnic The University's Law Society celebrate summer in style

Why Reading is a great place to live Read about the towns assets and why we are lucky to live here

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CONTENTS

15|06|15 NEWS The University of Reading shows its support for the International Day against Homophobia, Biphobia and Transphobia (IDAHOBiT) by hosting a colourful ceremony on the 17th May.

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Lifestyle Elizabeth Andrews shows us how to make a wide range of different fruity smoothies this summer that are not only good for our health but taste delicious!

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ENTERTAINMENT Snoop Dogg and Grandmaster Flash take to the stageChristopher J Lin reviews the pair’s recent performance in Reading

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Students would rather be selfemployed after graduation PENNY LOMAX

2nd Year Mathematics and Statistics

Sport Alex Sewell shares his thoughts in the wake of the most dramatic FIFA scandal to date

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Even though the majority of current students had a particular job that they wanted to get when they finished university, many students are re-thinking their career due to the unpredictable nature of the job market.

For a graduate position there can be up to 160 graduates fighting for one place, which is making students angry at the fact that having a university education will not guarantee a job.

In spite of the cumulative debt and time that completing

a degree takes, 57% of existing undergraduates are planning a self-employed career, according to a poll.

Andy Harrington, a public speaker and entrepreneurism expert says: “The highlycompetitive nature of the world’s job market is carving a new generation of entrepreneurs and a new era of entrepreneurialism where young people can and will build a successful career for themselves."

Andy Harrington commissioned a survey of nearly 940 full and part time students. He found that only 34% disregarded the idea of launching their own

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business, with the remaining 66% being drawn by flexible working hours and “being my own boss”.

The benefits of selfemployment, such as potential higher earnings and a better worklife balance, are appealing to current undergraduates.

English Literature student Harriet Lynds says: "Self-employment is becoming more and more appealing to me as I progress through university.

I have realised that it is now common to have a degree and so much harder to stand out from the crowd when applying for jobs. Being self employed would not only provide more freedom

and flexibility in my life but be rewarding and very beneficial when success is found."

Harriet goes on to say that it is a foreign concept to her because she has never been taught how to set up a business or what is involved in creating a successful one. This highlights the lack of knowledge within undergraduates about the necessary business acumen.

Harrington summarises by saying: “The results of this research clearly suggest that current students are being forced to reconsider their options after leaving higher education."

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Research reveals that orange juice could improve cognition

Rather than merely being delicious, consuming orange juice may improve cognition amongst the elderly DANIELLE NICOLE PAGLIONICO 2nd Year English Language

An ice cold, fresh glass of orange juice is something which many of us associate with being rather refreshing, as well as tasty.

However, research conducted by the University of Reading suggests that, rather than merely being delicious, consuming orange juice may improve cognition amongst the elderly.

The research involved a study including 37 participants with a mean age of 67, each of whom were healthy, and consumed 500ml of orange juice per day over an eight week timespan. The memory, reaction time and verbal fluency of each participant was measured both at the beginning and end of the eight weeks. Following this, these scores were combined into an overall score known as ‘global cognitive function'.

Overall, after consuming orange juice, the adults showed an 8% improvement in their global cognitive function.

Although 8% may not appear to be a large figure at a first glance, these improvements still remain noteworthy.

The researchers themselves do not recommend that we consume 500ml of orange juice per day, as, evidently, this would result with a significant increase in one’s daily sugar intake. However, they emphasise that these findings show that the constituents of orange juice could play a key part in providing brain boosting nutrients if included within a nutritious, balanced diet.

One key component of orange juice is a group of naturally occurring plant phytochemicals named flavonoids, which are rich in a sub-class of flavonoids, known as flavanones. Previous research has found that other foods that are rich in flavonoids, such as blueberries, also benefit cognitive

abilities. However, research is still being carried out to support the claim that flavonoids can improve cognition.

The co-author of the study, Dr Daniel Lamport, from the University's School of Psychology and Clinical Language Sciences, stated that “…the population is ageing rapidly across the world… it's therefore imperative that we explore simple, cost-effective ways to improve cognitive function in old age."

Therefore, perhaps including a glass of orange juice into one’s healthy, balanced diet may be one straightforward way to do this.

The study itself, named ‘Chronic consumption of flavanone-rich orange juice is associated with cognitive benefits: an 8-wk, randomized, doubleblind, placebo-controlled trial in healthy older adults 1-3’ was published in the March issue of the American Journal of Clinical Nutrition.

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We don't bite!

New study shows that 70% of students are too scared to visit their dentist HEATHER EVANS 2nd Year English Literature

You may claim to avoid the dentist through sheer laziness, but a new study by solicitors firm Neil Hudgell pinpoints fear as the number-one reason students avoid the toothy trips.

On average, students leave it 11 months between check-ups, with some neglecting the practice for over seven years. The study found that, as we get older, dental hygiene does become more of a priority, with two thirds of 18-25 year olds admitting to their fear of possible fillings, while 55% of over-55s are brave enough to visit their dentist regularly.

Brace yourselves: I investigated a little further and spoke to some

Reading students about their oral hygiene. Hayley, a second-year English and History student, blames cost: “I didn’t even realise I had to pay for the dentist until

at all, it’s so expensive. My tooth is hurting right now. Do I go to the dentist? No!” A valid point. I also spoke to a student with a little more

aspect of dentist appointments is what discourages her from visits.

“I’m not going to pay someone to poke around in my mouth.

You don’t even get stickers any

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I went. The thing is, you pay £15 or whatever and then they say, ‘oh, you need this done’ - which costs more! I’d rather just not go

interest in this particular subject - a Pharmacy student. Laura, who is interested in a career in medicine, agreed that the financial

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more. The orthodontist is another story - they’re cool. I love the orthodontist.”

However, it is not just the cost

putting students off from regular visits. A Politics student I spoke to cited a lack of trust alongside these issues: “Dentists are mean. I went last year. They’re so judgmental because they all have perfect teeth. It costs even more when you need things cleaned and I swear they just make it up so they can charge you more. One dentist told me not to eat fruit - how can I have a healthy diet when you’re telling me not to eat fruit?!”

So, it appears that it is not just fear which drives students away from having regular dentist appointments, but the cost and lack of trust too. But don’t let this daunt you - not all dentists are money-grabbing, judgmental, power-hungry, drill-wielding monsters – and, if your teeth hurt, they’re definitely worth a visit.

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The way to end the year

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After all the anticipation, debate over the line-up and months of planning, how was Summer Ball 2015?

HANNAH CROFTS 2nd Year English Literature

With 10 hours of live music & amazing DJ sets, a free funfair, multiple stages, an actual hog roast and much much more, RUSU’s Summer Ball 2015 turned out to be a huge success.

A whopping 4500 students celebrated the end of the year with their friends on Saturday night, by dressing to impress and drinking obscene amounts of snakebite.

Third year student Karyn Watkin-Williams said: “This was my first Summer Ball and by far the best way to end my university experience. The night was great, and the whole atmosphere was buzzing. The quality of the event completely outreached my expectations, it looked and felt liked they’d almost created a mini-festival.

The lighting and the main tent itself was insane.”

Of course the main talking point has been the line-up which left everyone this year slightly underwhelmed, with many students outraged by the lack of a headliner. But did the Ball manage to stand up to all the scrutiny in the end?

Without hesitation, yes! No one could deny that all the acts received an amazing reaction.

The Big Top Stage was packed all night with excited revelers.

Blonde, who were fresh from Parklife, proved to be one of the most popular acts with the tent overflowing with students vying for a prime position to watch them perform.

This year’s Ball hosted an eclectic mix of live acts and DJ sets, including Blonde, Klingande Alex Adair, and DJ Lefty. Second year George Fellows said “the line-up was sick” and he’d “been hyped for it since it’d been announced”.

The acts seemed just as excited as the students, with Alex Adair tweeting before the event “Looking forward to it. Should be a big one!”, and Varski (aka the Club MTV Man) expressing his feelings following his set

Photography by Eloise Jarrett

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by tweeting ‘READING UNI WAS SOOOO EPIC!!!!!!’

Tweets have also been flooding in from students, these are just a few: @AWhittall17: Summer ball far exceeded my expectations @mitaka995: Survived #RUSUSummerBall15 and I must say it was pretty much amazing! @tooomcook: What a way to end a quality year at Reading, think it may be time for bed now #summerball @MegBrooke0512 ‘Summer Ball has killed me, please use the playlist from Mojo's at my funeral #RUSUSummerBall15 #tuuunes’ The line-up may not have met everyone’s expectations but Summer Ball is always amazing regardless of who's playing. I mean, what better way to end the year then whizzing round on dodgems after a bottle of wine and dancing the night away to live artists with your mates?

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10 Fun Facts 1. Facebook addiction disorder of FAD is recognized by psychologists as a mental disorder.

2. You cant hum whilst holding your nose.

3. In 2007 Iran arrested 14 squirrels for spying.

4. In a Taiwan restaurant food is served on mini toilets.

Photography by Eloise Jarrett

5. Someone has purchased a piece of art for $10,000 in 2011. The piece was 'non visible'.

6. Charles Darwinwho discovered many animals, actually tried most of them for dinner.

7. If you're looking to get rich you only need to travel to Saturn or Jupiter where it rains diamonds.

8. To impress females, male kangaroos are known to flex their biceps.

9. You can't lick your elbow.

10. Over 75% people who just read that would have tried to lick their elbow.

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Photography by Eloise Jarrett

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University colourfully celebrates IDAHOBiT

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We shouldn't have to face the rain just to see a rainbow ERIN PEACOCK 1st Year English Literature

International Day Against Homophobia, Biphobia and Transphobia (IDAHOBiT) took place on 17th May, aiming to celebrate the lives of LGBT+ people all across the globe. This date commemorates the day 25 years ago when homosexuality was removed from The World Health Organisation’s list of mental diseases. This was seen as a huge step for equality, and the university celebrated this day of empowerment on 15th May with a flag raising ceremony on Whiteknights campus, flying the rainbow coloured flag high and proud to show the support we demonstrate for LGBT+ equal opportunities.

It still remains that in 79 countries worldwide, homosexuality is an illegal act. In many of these countries, murder is viewed as justifiable to those who identify as gay, lesbian, bisexual or transgender. The intentions of IDAHOBiT are not just to celebrate the LGBT+ lives of today, but importantly to recognise

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those lives that have been lost around the world because of their sexuality or gender identity.

Professor Robert Van de Noort opened the ceremony, stating that he wishes to further the promotions of our previous ViceChancellor, Sir John Wolfenden, by being a university of tolerance and diversity and supporting all who study and work here. As a

current member of the Stonewall Diversity Champion’s programme, our university demonstrates that we are a community that is pleased to embrace anyone and everyone, because people work best when they know they are free to be themselves.

Throughout April and May, RUSU has organised many events centred on its campaign

for Bi-Awareness. The flagraising was part of these events and was immediately followed by an interesting discussion by a panel on ‘Exploring whether the LGBT+ Movement is truly inclusive’. This was the last scheduled event, marking the end of a brilliant campaign focused on promoting knowledge and aiming to remove the stigma and

confusion frequently associated with, in particular, bisexuality.

The LGBT+ officer for RUSU, Tommy Snipe, also attended the event. Earlier in the year, RUSU won an award for ‘LGBT Event of The Year’ above over 200 other student unions for its LGBT+ history month, which was also run

by Tommy alongside the LGBT+ society. This is a really proud achievement for the university and shows that, quite rightly, diversity and equality are paramount to our values. On the flag raising, Tommy had to say: "The celebration of occasions such as IDAHOBiT is of great importance to the LGBT+ movement. Not only does it allow us to recognise the strides we have made in terms of LGBT+ rights, but it also gives us a platform to say what more we have to do and inspire future LGBT+ activists."

It is so important to appreciate and celebrate days such as IDAHOBiT, and with the recognisable rainbow flag synonymous with equality raised between the Library and Whiteknights House, it shows that we care through and through for LGBT+ lives everywhere and, as a university, we will always be driven and proud to show it.

Welcome to Summer!

REBECCA REILLY 3rd Year Meteorology

As we welcome the start of the meteorological summer (the first of June), the first week hasn’t brought us much but disappointment in our British weather. Those finishing exams over the past few days were left to celebrate in overcast skies and strong winds. However, things are looking up for the rest of June.

In the next few days, a warm, tropical, continental air mass will bring temperatures with highs of 25°C for south eastern parts of the UK. This is likely to trigger some

localised thunderstorms which could affect Reading.

High pressure dominates the UK, bringing warm and settled conditions for the first half of June, whilst a cooler outlook can be expected later on in the month.

Temperatures are likely to be slightly above average for June for most parts of the UK. Average rainfall for Reading in June is 45mm; this year Reading and the south look to experience a dry month as totals are below average. In contrast, we are likely to see above average sunshine totals. So, all in all, June looks to be a promising month to enjoy the rest of your time at university before you move back home!

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Law Summer Picnic JORDAN SANDERS 1st Year Law

The sun was shining bright, the Pimm’s was sweet, and the green grass was freshly cut: the perfect combination to celebrate the end of the exam season on the lawn of Foxhill House. Students from all years joined together for what was a great afternoon of fun.

The event was also the first arranged by the new committee and it was a good chance to meet the group as well as to discuss possible ideas for next year and prove our competency in our new roles.

Once the conversation had dried up slightly, a hybrid game of rounders/baseball/anything else was organised, which, after

a few glasses of Pimm’s, meant that we saw a competitive side to some people that we didn’t expect. Also surprising was the ability of some of the players, as there were occasional moments where we actually looked like a proper sports team. We are not entirely sure of the score or who won (not to mention what the penalty was when third base got rugby tackled), but it was really entertaining and that was what mattered.

It was not long before the Pimm’s was flowing again and there was an almost festivallike atmosphere thanks to the awesome playlist chosen by the social secretaries. We dipped into the nibbles provided, which proved to be the perfect accompaniment to our delicious, refreshing beverages. Then, the

Frisbees made an appearance, which was a lot of fun - even for those watching from the shade of Foxhill House - as the Frisbee diced with death by drowning in Whiteknights Lake on account of a lack of spatial awareness from some participants who will not be named.

Sadly, all great things must come to an end and, as the sun began to set and the shadows began to loom deeper onto the lawn, we said our goodbyes for the summer as another year of studying came to an end. Many thanks must go to the committee who organised the picnic as well as to everyone who came along and made it a very enjoyable and entertaining day - apart from the sunburn that wasn’t appreciated the next morning.

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Reporting roadkill in Reading could help conserve hedgehogs

Ecologists at the University of Reading are asking people to contribute to vital new research in order to conserve hedgehogs HARRIET LYNDS News Editor

Recent surveys suggest that hedgehog populations in Britain are under serious threat, with changing agricultural practices and badger resurgence thought to be to blame.

Lead researcher Dr Philip Baker said: “Hedgehogs are an iconic British species, but they face growing threats both in the town and the countryside.”

The People’s Trust for Endangered Species (PTES) revealed that there are now fewer than a million hedgehogs left in the UK, down from an estimated 2 million in the mid 1990s and a huge 36 million in the 1950s.

These shocking figures confirm

how conservation is now more important than ever before.

According to the researchers, towns and cities may provide a safer habitat for them. However there are still risks in an urban environment, and many hedgehogs are unfortunately killed by cars.

Dr Philip Baker continues: “At this time of year, hedgehogs are about to start breeding and this means, that unfortunately many are likely to be killed on roads as they seek out mates.”

Tens of thousands of hedgehogs are killed by traffic each year, and so reporting sightings of roadkill in Reading is now a necessity in order for scientists to find out more about the effect of city traffic on British wildlife.

“Our research is focusing on Reading but our findings will help hedgehog conservation nationwide. That’s why we need

people in Reading to be on the lookout for hedgehogs which have sadly been killed on the roads, and to report them to us as soon as possible.”

If you see a dead hedgehog anywhere in Reading, please text or call Dr Baker as soon as possible on 07960 212624 or email p.j.baker@reading.ac.uk.

The scientists will then recover the body so they can genetically identify the locations of different family groups. Reports are not required from outside of Reading.

Image Credit: Lars Karlsson

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Careers

We’re Still Here For You! JEROME BELL Student Careers Assistant

Another academic year is done and dusted, but the world of Careers never stops!

If you’re staying in Reading over the summer, the Careers Centre will be open from 10am and 2pm throughout the summer vacation.

We will be offering a number of services to current students and graduates, including: • Quick Query appointments with a Careers Consultant between 1 and 2pm every weekday • One-to-one appointments with the Careers Consultant for your discipline, subject to availability • Information services provided by our friendly reception staff • Vacancy advertising – throughout the summer vacation, we will continue to post a variety of opportunities on My Jobs Online (see https://reading.targetconnect. net/home.html) • The Job shop is being relocated to the Carrington Building during the summer vacation, but will still be open for a limited period (please call 0118 378 8359 for details)

Online Careers Centre Don’t forget to check out our Online Careers Centre: www. reading.ac.uk/careers/resources/ onlinecareers/ This interactive careers programme allows you to explore careers, build employability skills, find job opportunities and become a premier-level job applicant. The Online Careers Centre is updated daily with new jobs, internships and placements, and weekly with new advice, videos and eLearning.

There are also plenty of useful resources on the Careers website.

For further details, take a look at www.reading.ac.uk/careers/ resources/ Services for graduates Congratulations to all our new graduates!

You’re welcome to use our services for up to one year after graduation. First, you’ll need to register for a graduate My Jobs Online account. This involves completing a simple online form at https://reading.targetconnect. net/unauthorisedGraduate/ register.html Once you’ve registered, you

My Jobs Online

Adviser or Placement Officer

My Jobs Online (MJO) is a onestop shop for all things careers – it’s more than just jobs! MJO offers: • A jobs board that covers parttime work, placements and graduate roles • An event management system where you can explore the events we offer and book a place • A system for managing appointments with Careers Advisers and Placement officers (for some Henley Business School and ICMA students, these appointments can be booked online) • An e-guidance system that allows you to send queries to a Careers

My Jobs Online is designed specifically for Reading students and graduates – all the employers advertising jobs and placements are targeting you! MJO also allows you to set email preferences to receive targeted information about jobs and events that interest you.

can book one-to-one appointments with a Careers Consultant and browse the vacancies advertised on My Jobs Online.

Our Careers Consultants can help you explore your options, assist with job applications, or conduct a mock interview for that all-important graduate job.

Whatever your query, our Careers Consultants are here to help.

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A Visit to Guilford Look at a visit to Guilford in a different, more exciting way!

Holiday Phrases A quick, simple guide to handy phrases you may use on holiday this summer.

Inside The Met Gala Cocktail Recipes Read all about the fashion Learn how to make a bunch and celebrities at this years of different, tasty cocktails. met gala!

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Guildford - a modern gem rooted with History JACKIE TAN

1st Year Business and Management

Arriving in Guildford, my first impressions were mixed, until I realised the shopping district is literally a one minute walk away.

Surrounded by the hustle and bustle of busy roads and business districts on the riverside, the first point of call to your bank account is the Friary Centre. With its fairly new build and modern interior, it already boasts some of the biggest high street retail names such as Topshop, Urban Outfitters and Hollister, just to name a few. And the eclectic tastes of London’s savvy shopping like Muji, a Japanese lifestyle retailer and Tiger which is what you call an ‘everything’ store; from notebooks to spices to sunglasses to multimagnifying make-up mirrors - you name it, they’ll probably have it. Not to mention, the Friary Centre is expanding its impressive list of favourite high street names with Zara - the global Spanish

fashion house - which is sure to bring a flocking of European fashion fanatics. In addition, the Friary Centre offers luxury, too!

The shopping mall boasts Armani Exchange, Kurt Geiger and Nine West for those who aren’t afraid to stretch their bank cards that little bit extra.

But for those foodies out there, there is a good variety for you to choose from. Starting with the Centre’s most popular, Thai Express, customers can order from a range of traditional Thai cuisine and tailor the spice level to taste - from Tom Yum to Pad Thai and appetizers like spring rolls, Thai Express is sure to tingle those taste-buds without hurting your wallet either! Friary Centre also offers the usual McDonald’s but also El Mexicana for those who want to dive into the spice sensation of South America, who offer burritos, nachos with jalapenos and tacos. But don’t forget to try the sweet potato fries!

With new cuisine opening this summer, including Teriyaki Grill and Bamboo Fresh, the culinary

mix will be sure to meet the needs of all its visitors.

For those who like their sweet treats, the Friary Centre also offers a sweet variety of yummy eats.

Amidst your classic Snog FroYo to your Auntie Anne’s Pretzels, you can find Muffin Break who are the masters of baking muffins for all kinds of needs, including gluten free, dairy free - they can do it all! Drop by Mr. Simms for old classic sweets such as pear drops and liquorice laces and the tantalising tastes of their famous handmade chocolate, too! The suave Café Moka also offers great cake alternatives such as Carrot Cake and Lemon Tart as well as Red Velvet and a traditional German favourite, Apple Strudel.

After filling yourself up at the Friary Centre, make your way out to the main town centre streets to see a fantastic juxtaposition of dining and high street shopping, from New Look, TK Maxx and Superdry, to YO! Sushi, Nando’s and Wagamama. After that, embark on a gentle stroll up Guildford’s steep streets to

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everything you would expect from a cosmopolitan city. Relish in the beauty of the original architecture of Guildford’s buildings, through its strong Saxon style to the more Elizabethan period buildings - you can really breathe in the history of Guildford. Not to mention, this coming June, the town centre will be hosting an arts and crafts fair, so, for all those creative crafty makers, head on down to get some great bargains.

The peak aspect of Guildford would be Guildford Castle. One of Guildford’s most notable landmarks and sources of its history. For £3, you can explore the castle through your own eyes by ducking under low arches and finding yourself in a walk-in wardrobe, you can almost imagine living the life of an 11th Century Monarch. On making your way up the steep, spiral staircase, you become dizzy as you reach the top of the Tower, which dons a breath-taking 360° view of the town. From this point, you can see the intricate detail of the upper exterior of the castle and

its warfare-like build, indicating that it might have been used as a fortress for refuge during the 1173 rebellion of Henry II’s sons.

Guildford Castle is an absolute gem for a small payment and one not to be missed!

Overall, my experience of Guildford was delightful, although you’ll still have to endure England’s unpredictable weather. The town is bright, inviting and culturally diverse; you can experience anything from Guildford’s arts and culture offerings or relax with some essential retail therapy, with some exclusive names such as Kiehl’s and top sushi stop Kokoro.

The shopping is quaint yet cosmopolitan, the environment rustic yet modern, and on top of all these great dualities is its rich history exhibited by Guildford Castle. Guildford is making its way to being named one of Britain’s best stops for visiting, so don’t hesitate to put this town on your list of places to see.

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Handy Holiday Phrases EMILY SKEW

4th Year French and Italian

It’s that time of the year again: exams are over and most schools won’t break up for another month or so. What does that mean?

Cheap holidays! Now is the perfect time to hop on a plane for a last minute holiday with friends before starting those summer jobs, or even the post graduation world of proper work. So to prepare you for some situations you may face while abroad, from Paris to Marseille, Venice to Rome and Barcelona to Majorca, here are a few useful phrases in French, Italian and Spanish. Hopefully these can be put into use in most places to make for a smoother holiday.

Hello Bonjour Buongiorno/Ciao Hola Goodbye Au revoir Arrividerci Adiós

Please S’il vous plaît Per favore Por favor Thank you Merci Grazie Gracias Do you speak English?

Parlez-vous anglais?

Parla inglese? ¿Hablas inglés?

Please can you help me?

Pouvez-vous m’aider?

Può aiutarmi per favour? ¿Puedes ayudarme?

Where is the nearest toilet?

Où est la toilette la plus proche?

Dovè il più vicino bagno? ¿Dónde está el lavabo más cercano?

Where is the nearest beach?

Où est la plage la plus proche?

Dovè la più vicina spiaggia? ¿Dónde está la playa más cercana?

Where is the nearest hotel?

Où est l’hotel le plus proche?

Dovè il più vicino albergo? ¿Dónde está el hotel más cercano?

Where is the nearest restaurant?

Où est le restaurant le plus proche?

Dovè il più vicino ristorante? ¿Dónde está el restaurante más cercano?

How much does this cost? Ça fait combien?

Quanto costa questo? ¿Cuánto cuesta esto?

The bill please!

L’addition s’il vous plaît!

Il conto per favore! ¿la cuenta, por favor?

Please can I have…?

Je voudrais….

Vorrei…

Gustaría…

Please can you take a photo?

Pouvez-vous faire une photo s’il vous plait?

Può fare un foto per favore? ¿Puede tomar una foto?

Credit to David Andersson

Is there wifi here?

Y a-t-il du wifi ici?

C’è wifi qui? ¿Hay Wi-Fi aquí?

Go away!

Va-t'en!

Vattene! ¡Vete!

And if, perhaps, the situation arises where you have to ask someone to leave you alone…

The brilliance of Ultra Bee balm NICOLE PAGLIONICO 2nd Year English Literature

For those of you who, like myself, suffer with dry skin, you will understand all too well that difficulties can arise when trying to locate a cream that will improve your skin. Not only are many of us sensitive to various creams sold on the high street, but more often than not, those prescribed to us by doctors can ironically make our skin drier than it was to begin with.

As a result of this, many of us may be left feeling frustrated and even helpless, forever questioning ‘how can I possibly improve my skin?!’

Whilst trying to find the answer to this question, I have often stood in high street shops, glaring at creams, reading their labels, and thinking ‘maybe this will finally be the one’. I have spent many days, hours and a lot of money trying to find a cream to help my skin regain the moisture that it once lost. So far, my search has merely resulted with me purchasing too many

creams that may smell fantastic (sometimes even good enough to eat!) but, unfortunately, accomplish little in benefitting the condition of my skin. After months and months of patiently looking, as you can imagine, I started to become rather impatient, wondering whether anyone else suffers with skin which is as irritating as my own.

Just as I began to give up on my search for the ‘perfect’ cream, I came across a website named www.ultrabeehealth.co.uk, which many people had positively reviewed. Amongst many of the skin care products provided by this company, one which appeared most suitable to my skin was the ‘Eczema relief balm’.

Amongst many claims, the site states that this balm is a 'unique blend of 100% Natural ingredients', a 'formula suitable to aid in the healing…of dry itchy skin...' as well as 'gentle enough for super sensitive skin'.

Although I remained skeptical of these claims – many of which previous creams had also promised,

but had not delivered - I decided to give the balm a try, with a small pot costing a reasonable £7.50.

At this point, I was willing to pay just about any price to improve the condition of my ever-deteriorating, itchy, scaly skin.

After about five days of waiting, the balm arrived through my letterbox, with the package itself appearing smaller than I had imagined. As intrigued as I was, I opened the pot of lotion and inhaled the pleasant, tea tree-like aroma of it.

The consistency of it is like that of Vicks Vaporub, which was unlike all the previous creams that I had tried before. The packaging instructs you to apply the balm at least three times a day, which I did, in addition to applying it just before going to bed.

The cream itself has a greasy consistency, which in fact proved beneficial with adding moisture to my skin. However, the oiliness of the balm did come to be irritating whilst carrying out daily tasks, such as revising for exams, as the

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grease transferred onto the paper.

Despite this, I persisted in using the cream. To my surprise, my skin started to improve within just two days of using the balm. After about a week, my dry skin was barely noticeable. Considering that my dry skin was so clearly observable prior to using the balm, especially on my hands, the results of using the Ultra Bee balm seem almost unbelievable.

Looking at my hands now, which, weeks ago, were cracked and uncomfortable, they now appear healthy, soft and unrecognizable. I now feel happy with my skin, all thanks to the outstanding product

by Ultra Bee. If you have extremely dry skin, I would definitely recommend giving this product a try – you never know, maybe it will transform your skin, too!

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Best Smoothie Blends

LIFESTYLE@SPARKNEWSPAPER.CO.UK PEACHY GREEN GOOD MORNING SHAKE Nutritional Information This recipe is rich in potassium (from the peaches and banana) and iron (from the spinach and peaches). Potassium is important for maintaining a healthy blood pressure and heart rate. Iron supports the process for new red blood cell formulation, aiding the recovery process.

Flaxseeds contain micronutrients called Lignans which have considerable antioxidant properties, boosting your immune system and helping you fight off illness and diseases. They also work with the fibre in your diet to improve the workings of your digestive system.

Ingredients 2 tsp. Vanilla Extract 1 cup (approx 225ml) Almond Milk 1-1.5 Peaches 1 Banana 2 Generous handfuls of Spinach/ Kale 1tbsp. Ground Flaxseeds The next recipe I want to share with you is particularly useful during exam season – it is designed to produce a slow release of energy, either throughout the morning or after lunch, to maintain good concentration and memory.

ELIZABETH ANDREWS

4th Year Food Technology with BioProcessing

Many people consider smoothies to be food for body-builders, who tend to pack them with protein powder and other nutrients. However, smoothies are a perfect summer refreshment, consumed as breakfast or a midafternoon revision snack, and are especially useful in boosting your quota of fruit and vegetable intake. Smoothie makers can be exceptionally cheap to buy, from as little as £20 – well worth it if you make good use of it!

Of course, the type of smoothie you prefer will be dependent on individual preference. Some people like ‘spinach shakes’ – a fruit based smoothie with a handful of spinach or kale added for extra iron. Many people prefer just a simple, fruit smoothie. At the other end of the spectrum, there are people, mainly athletes, who use smoothies/shakes as a way of increasing protein intake

for building muscle and strength.

One of the advantages of smoothies is that anything goes!

If you don’t like a certain fruit, you don’t have to use it – making smoothies very versatile and easy to make for individual tastes.

Firstly, there is a key difference between ‘smoothies’ and ‘shakes’: smoothies are made with several types of fruit (frozen or fresh) with a small portion of milk to thin the consistency. A shake, on the other hand, is a dairy-based treat usually made with ice cream, milk or both with some fruit for flavour, but not usually more than one type.

However, both can be made in a smoothie maker.

The first smoothie recipe I have is for the people who enjoy the sweetness of a fruit smoothie, but add spinach/kale for added nutrition. Although this shake may look like something from Hallowe’en, it contains three of your 5-a-day quota depending on the portions you use. I use a mix of ground flaxseeds, pumpkin seeds and sunflower seeds but you could just use one rather than all three.

MORNING ENERGY SHAKE This shake is designed to keep you going through your lunch break and beyond! The essential ingredient providing energy is the bananas, so it is crucial not to skimp on these. Yoghurt will prove more filling than milk to keep your energy levels up for a prolonged period of time. Almond milk can be added to make a

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thinner consistency if preferred. A squeeze of honey can be added for a sugar boost to provide a sweeter taste. Mango could also be added for a further boost in nutrition and flavour.

Nutritional Information Orange juice and peaches are both good sources of Vitamin C, which has great antioxidant properties.

Anti-oxidants neutralise free radicals in the body and therefore have certain cancer-fighting properties.

The calcium provided by the yoghurt will keep your bones, teeth and muscle tissue strong. Calcium is also crucial in supporting the digestive system to produce energy from the other foods you eat. The fresh mint gives a number of minerals including magnesium, iron, potassium, and calcium; all of which boost the immune system and blood health.

Ingredients 1 cup Orange Juice or 2 fresh Oranges 2 Bananas 1-1.5 Peaches 2 tbsp. Natural Yoghurt Handful Fresh Mint 1-2 tbsp. Honey (optional) The final recipe is a standard fruit smoothie based on blueberries which are not only my favourite, but have also been proven to improve cognitive function through their high polyphenol content.

PURPLE PLEASURE SHAKE This shake can be easily adapted to suit personal preference.

With the banana and mangos contributing the most to the flavour, the blueberries are added

more for nutritional value and colour. However, the mango or bananas can be omitted to make a new recipe with a different flavour (see photos below).

Nutritional Information If added, the mango will contribute a significant amount of dietary fibre, giving it antioxidant properties. It also contains the mineral copper, which supports the work of essential enzymes in the body and aids the process of blood cell formation.

Blueberries also have strong antioxidant properties. Studies have proven that the combination of nutrients we get from blueberries improve our memory.

Other studies have also proven that we can freeze blueberries without doing damage to their delicate anthocyanins (the compounds responsible for their colour) and antioxidants. This means blueberries will retain their colour and nutritional value when frozen.

Ingredients 1 Mango 2 Bananas Generous Handful of Blueberries 2 tbsp. Natural Yoghurt 1 Cup Almond Milk 1tbsp. Chia Seeds

And, finally, if you don’t find smoothies very filling, or want to add a little something extra, you can convert a standard smoothie in to a ‘Smoothie Bowl’ by layering fresh fruit or toppings with a seed mix, as shown in the images below. This is a new format for smoothies which is becoming

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Simple Students Suppers - who’s for a Cream Tea? ELIZABETH ANDREWS

4th Year Food Technology with BioProcessing

Scones Ingredients 500g self raising flour 125g butter, diced 200ml milk, plus extra for glazing Flavour (dried fruit, glace cherries, even olives could be added for a savoury scone) Method Preheat the oven to 200°C. Sift the flour into a large mixing bowl, then rub the butter into the flour with your fingertips until it resembles golden breadcrumbs. At this stage, add any fruit of your choice and mix through. Gradually add the milk, combining the mixture with your hands – the milk should act as a glue to stick everything together to form a dough. Continue to add the milk until a dough has been formed. Transfer the dough to a lightly-floured surface and knead well for up to ten minutes (this

stage helps the scones rise in the oven, so it is essential to do this thoroughly). Roll the dough to a thick slab, and use a cutter to cut out the individual scones. Brush the top of the scones with milk to glaze – ensure this does not drip down the sides as this will prevent them from rising. Bake in the oven for 12-15 minutes until golden brown. Dust with icing sugar when cool and serve with jam and clotted cream.

Fruit Meringue Nests Ingredients 1 pot Whipping cream, whipped Fruit fresh of your choice (strawberries and raspberries work well) 8 meringue nests Chocolate (optional) Method Scoop the whipped cream into the meringue nests – if you have a piping bag this could be used to improve presentation. Arrange fruit on top and grate chocolate on

top.

Alternatively, you could mixed these ingredients together (crushing the meringues) to make the British favourite Eton Mess.

Alternatively you could buy a large meringue nest, add the whipped cream and fruit on top to make a Pavlova – you can add a much wider variety of fruit to this.

One final classic at a British Cream Tea is Lemon Drizzle Cake! Here is a simple recipe to make one: Method Line the cake tin or baking tray Lemon Drizzle Cake (makes with baking paper and grease. about 25 squares as tray-bake, 10 Preheat the oven to 180ᴼC/ slices as cake) Gas Mark 4. Mix everything Ingredients together with the exception of the 225g butter, softened granulated sugar and lemon juice.

225g caster sugar If you have an electric whisk or 275g self-raising flour handheld whisk, beat the mixture 2 tsp. baking powder well to increase volume and 4 eggs incorporate air in to the mixture – 4 tbsp. milk this will produce a light and fluffy 175g granulated sugar texture during baking. Scoop the 2 lemons, juiced and zested (keep mixture in to the baking tray or the zest) cake tin, and ensure the mixture is level all the way round, using the

back of the spoon where required.

Bake for approximately 45 minutes, until a knife comes out clean and the top is golden brown.

Set the cake to one side to cool and make the sugar topping by mixing the lemon juice with sugar in a bowl and beating until well combined. Prod a few holes in the cake with a skewer and evenly drizzle the sugar mixture over the top. Allow this to sink in to the cake and remove from baking tray when completely cool. Serve.

Summer’s here! Sit back, relax, and enjoy a cocktail!

ELIZABETH ANDREWS

4th Year Food Technology with BioProcessing

Exams are over and we are swiftly moving into the summer months.

If you are tired of a standard beer, or Pimm’s in the sunshine, why not try making your own cocktails? With endless spirits and mixers to choose from, you will not fail to find something that tickles your fancy, and the endless opportunities provide a good basis for an end-of-term party with friends in the sunshine!

The beauty of cocktails is you can choose to use your favourite spirits and mixers, with most complimenting each other well.

Cocktails are very versatile to make, and even tastier to drink!

If you like a tasty Margherita, why not try this recipe? The quantities below make a pitcher for 6 average-sized glasses, so amend the volumes as appropriate.

300g strawberries, halved 100ml tequila

100ml Cointreau 3 limes Salt, to cover the glass rims Ice Cubes 500ml soda water Mash the strawberries until smooth and mix with the tequila, Cointreau, lime juice and salt.

Pour the mixture over the ice in a jug and stir gently, topping up with soda. Dip the glass rims in the salt and pour.

Similarly, Tequila can be used to make alcoholic lemonade – simply add a dash of lemon juice, spoonful of sugar, a couple of fresh mint springs, as much tequila as you like, topped up with soda water. Store in the fridge for a couple of hours before serving, and adjust ingredients as appropriate.

If you’re a fan of gin, you can add a twist to a classic Gin & Tonic – simply add a cordial of your choice (such as Elderflower) for a refreshing flavour. Alternatively, you can use fresh fruit. Simply add

3 blackberries, 5 mint leaves, juice of ½ a lemon and 1 tablespoon of simple syrup in each glass, and muddle together. Replace the blackberries with any fruit of your choice. However, if you have some jam left over, this can easily replace the fruit! Just mix more thoroughly using the same recipe above. Alternatively, simply add a slice of cucumber for a cooling feeling in your mouth.

If vodka is more to your taste, why not experiment with a Black Russian or Blue Lagoon?

A standard measure of spirit in a cocktail is 50ml, and, using this volume, a standard ratio of 1:2:4 of blue Curaçao, vodka, and soda water or lemonade is used. Serve with a slice of lemon and shake with ice.

A Black Russian is typically 5 parts vodka, 2 parts coffee liqueur (such as Tia Maria) and 3 parts freshly whipped cream which should ‘float’ at the top of the glass.

However, if you’re not a big drinker, why not try making a

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mocktail? With a simple collection of fruit juices and ice, you can create a real refreshing treat!

Try crushing fresh watermelon and raspberries and mixing with peach juice – serve with a slice of fresh watermelon for effect (see image). Any mixture of juices will

often create a good combination, especially when mixed with crushed ice and served with fresh fruit.

So, what are you waiting for?

Sit back, relax, and enjoy the summer!

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Embrace a Summer of Festivals SARAH KENCHINGTON 1st Year English Literature

Festivals have something for everyone; if you want an excuse to hang out in the sun with a couple of beers with some friends, festivals have that sorted for you. If you want to experience typical British weather by braving the crowds with umbrella hats and waterproof coats, or relive the ‘sun and beers with friends’ in a tent but with less sun and more rain, festivals have that sorted for you, too. If you want a few days away from the craziness of everyday life, where you feel as though you’re in a bubble, you’ll get that at a festival.

If you like theme park rides and good old theme park food, festivals will have that for you.

And, most importantly, if you love music - all kinds of music - and want nothing more than to spend a day or a few days belting your heart out amongst a crowd with a band you love on that tantalisingly close stage, bright lights flashing all around, then festivals can most definitely provide.

Here, in this part of the world, we are lucky enough to have one of the biggest UK festivals right on our doorstep - Reading Festival, paired with Leeds Festival. This in itself was a smart move when this Festival first came to be; the same line-up simply on different days, so whether you’re up North or down South you have a chance to experience the music. As each year passes, Reading seems to get bigger and bigger, drawing in musicians from far and wide - but it is testament to the reputation of the festival that many of the artists say this is the place their careers truly began. The band Don

Credit to Sarah Kenchington

Broco have said many times that their career as a band begun when they were volunteers at Reading Festival and, standing on the Main Stage together, thought, “Hey, we should start a band.” A few years down the line, they were on that stage telling that story, with a 45 minute set to go with it.

It’s true that hygiene goes out of the window at festivals (baby wipes and dry shampoo are your best friends if you’re camping, along with toilet paper for the

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loos), as does sleep (prepare for campsites yelling “ALAN! ALAN! STEVE!” well into the night) but this really isn’t as bad a picture as the mind paints.

With everyone around you experiencing the same thing, you will adjust surprisingly quickly - and if you find it particularly difficult, tipping a bucket of water over yourself is perfectly possible (friends of mine did this when their hair became unbearable, and, by festival standards, it did the job

fantastically). Equally, with the adrenaline of seeing so much live music alongside the enthusiasm and buzz of everyone around you, sleep seems to become relatively unimportant for the few days you’re there. It’s odd, but it happens.

If you have never been to a festival before, I would urge you to go to one this summer. The festivals I’ve been to have been some of the best weekends of my life; the swell in my chest whilst

Shout-out to the two adorable guys who helped pick up cups at the end of Flirt! you were the highlight of my very manic shift!

To the guy running in the gym you must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day

After serving you in Mojo’s I feel like I’ve got my mojo back

To the girl in the red dress you are red hot

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singing along to Biffy Clyro, blink-182, Eminem and Green Day, and dancing to Skrillex and Netsky is a wonderful feeling that cannot be fully described but really should be experienced by everyone. If you love music, want to spend some time with your friends that will turn into stories you’ll tell for a long time after, and want some time away from everyday obligations, then go to a festival this summer.

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Inside the Met Gala SOPHIE MARQUANT 3rd Year History of Art

The Costume Institute Gala, commonly referred to as the Met Ball or the Met Gala, is the East Coast event of the year. Fashion wise, the Met Gala has been said to rival the West Coast’s Vanity Fair Oscar Party, and many celebrities dream of one day walking the famous red carpet erected on the steps of the Metropolitan Museum of Art. Anyone who’s anyone wants to be seen at the Met Gala.

So, what does it take to get in?

Well, simply an invitation from no other than the worldly renowned Vogue editor-in-chief and chair of the event, Anna Wintour, as well as a highly elevated social status and no less than a £16,500 cheque.

So no doubt we’ll all be there next year!

But what exactly is this Met Gala that so many celebrities want to be seen attending? It is an annual gala to raise funds to benefit the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute. It marks the opening of the fashion exhibition held at the institute.

However, the Met Gala is not your average red carpet event. The guests do not simply wear any evening gown, but instead, they are subject to a dress code, which follows the theme of the exhibition displayed. Each year, this creates a wave of speculation as to how each guest will interpret the theme in an individual and original way.

This year’s exhibition, which took place on the 4th May, celebrated Chinese fashion and was entitled ‘China: Through The Looking Glass’.

The excitement generated by the event does not disappear once the sun has set and the red carpet is over. The next morning, the question on everyone’s lips is: ‘who were the lucky celebrities to attend and what were they wearing?!’ The extravagant gala is never short of famous faces.

Every year, the biggest names and fashion icons from the music, cinema and fashion industries hit the red carpet, and this year was no different. Fashion enthusiasts saw the likes of Jessica Alba, Alexa Chung, Diane Kruger, Gigi Hadid and Poppy Delevingne walk the famous red carpet.

Each guest, with the help of their chosen designer – which varied from Ralph Lauren, Calvin Klein and Stella McCartney, to name a few – adapts the theme to their own individual style. This year’s Chinese theme saw a parade

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of red dresses, golden touches and floral gowns. Karolina Kurkova and Allison Williams, for instance, chose to celebrate China by wearing the country’s famous colour: red. While Anne Hathaway chose to wear a golden dress which seemed to be taken straight from a Star Wars movie, but which was actually inspired by a Chinese designer. Others chose a slightly more literal approach to the looking glass side of the theme. Beyoncé, who showed up perhaps too fashionably late, chose a transparent Givenchy dress, which left little to the imagination.

Of everyone who was in attendance, it is safe to say that Rihanna stole the show. When on the red carpet, she told fashion journalist André Leon Talley that this Guo Pei bright yellow robe with an oversized train had been made by a single Chinese woman, and to me, this piece of information makes the whole dress even more impressive. Even if you have no interest in this event and all that it includes, you might have seen this incredible outfit, as in no time it became an Internet sensation.

Amused and less fashion forward individuals compared it to a giant pizza or even an oversized omelette. Jokes aside, whether one likes this interesting outfit or not, it definitely made a lasting impression.

Red carpets are always a challenge for male celebrities who wish to leave their fashion mark, and the Met Gala is no different.

In fact, with its imposed theme, it proves itself to be an even greater challenge. A challenge, however, that many are keen to overcome.

Personally, I am not a fan of Justin Bieber, but I must admit that I was most definitely a fan of the young singer’s approach to this year’s theme. His suit jacket was covered with golden dragons made out of gold bullion thread. This simple touch, yet extravagant enough for the event, allowed him to stand out from amongst the other men,

who generally wore simpler suits.

It was certainly a nice change from the usually baggy and inappropriately low tracksuits he regularly pairs with reversed caps.

Finally, when referring to fashion our minds tend to turn straight to what an individual is wearing, but this is a mistake.

Yes, one’s clothes are obviously the first link to fashion, but it is a mistake for us to ignore the other aspects of one’s outfit. Bags, jewellery, shoes and accessories are, in general, just as important as their clothes. For instance, Sarah Jessica Parker’s headpiece was definitely the most imposing aspect of her entire outfit. I must admit that ever since Parker pulled off her craziest Sex and The City fashion statement to date when she showed up to the 2013 Met Gala – Punk: Chaos to Couture – wearing an eye-catching Philip Treacy headpiece, I have been waiting for her to grace us with a similar fashion accessory. This year was that year. Sarah Jessica Parker threw herself into this year’s theme by wearing another of the designer’s headpieces, which was just as giant and head-turning as the one she wore back in 2013. Although I’m not entirely convinced by the look of this flame-like silver and red hat, I have to acknowledge Parker’s ability to take risks and embrace her original style.

This year’s Met Gala has once again satisfied fashion enthusiasts’ wishes to witness original and beautiful gowns. Even though the event has come and gone, the impressive fashion statements which were made will leave us all in admiration for the year to come.

And until the Met Gala returns next year with a whole new VIP guest list, and a new, undoubtedly extraordinary fashion exhibition, we are all left to fantasise about what it would be like to one day, maybe, get our personal invitation and walk amongst the hottest celebrities of the moment, dressed in the most fashionable gown imaginable.

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Name:Samuel White Course: Graphic Communication Wearing: Anglo American Spectacles, suede jacket from charity shop in Reading, corduroy shirt from Topman, skater fit T-shirt from ASOS Marketplace, trousers from GAP, shoes from Clark Originals.

Influence: "I'm influenced by graphic design I also am influenced by rock bands and their style too" Name: Archie-George Nock Course: Graphic Communication and Typography Wearing: Found Hat, denim jacket from Uniqlo, Sherwood checked shirt from Emaus France, slim jeans by Cheap Monday, shoes from charity shop .Influence: "The musicians I listen to influence my style” Name:George Allen Course: Computer Science Wearing: Italian denim jacket from Brick Lane, T-shirt from Decade (Guilford), jeans from Topman, trainers by New Balance from Size?, bag from ASOS, hat from Supreme.

Influence: “I listen to a lot of rap music so I guess that influences me a bit" Name: Valentin Meneveau Course: Environmental Science Wearing: K-Way windbreaker, ASOS T-shirt, slim fit jeans by Nudie Jeans, trainers Asics Gel lites.

Influence: "Friends and my childhood"

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Miss Advised Dear Miss Frustrated Finalist,

Miss Advised, I’m a third year and am living with a few of my best friends- all girls- and obviously our time at Uni is coming to an end. Since finishing exams, we are all trying to make the most of University life- partying, socialising, having fun and basically just trying to do as much as possible together. However, there is one girl in the house who changes our whole group dynamic- she has changed so much recently, and it’s mainly due to her actions surrounding this one guy, and our friendship with her has certainly changed as a result. We don’t know how to sort this out- obviously we’re angry at her, but it seems like such a waste to be in an awkward living situation for the last few weeks! But at the same time, she can’t feel like this is okay.

Please help!

From Frustrated Finalist

Obviously this is a very emotional time for everyone- it’s the end of an era, and I can see how you wouldn’t want to tarnish the memories by being mad at someone. However, if someone’s actions have changed your friendship, due to a boy, then this is also not okay. You really need to sit down and talk to her- it’s not as if this will ever be resolved without proper conversation. Explain to her why you’re angry- maybe she has a reasonable explanation, and was just too scared because there are more of you than there are of her. Again, I know you’re annoyed and you cannot change thisbut try not to make it seem like an attack, she will probably get defensive and then nothing will ever get sorted.

I know it’s a shame, but people change with time, and with life experiences. Unfortunately you cannot change that, and people are rarely the same when coming out of Uni than when they arrived. Some people change for the better, some for worse, and some you realise you were only friends with them because you needed someone to sit next to in lectures!

All the best, good luck! And enjoy your last few weeks of the freedom of s.

From Miss Advised

Mr Magnetic Dear Mr Magnetic Let me start off by saying – I totally understand, like really, I completely understand everything you are going through – you wouldn’t believe how similar the situation I find myself in is. Let me start out by telling you that there is nothing to worry about; The Spark is a fine establishment which has been running for years and will continue to do so when you are gone. Yes, you may be, with your incredible (if not less important) peer, the first Advice Columnist in the Paper’s history – but this does not mean you have to be last. Sure, you’ve been amazing and you were voted the best new segment in an online poll. Sure, you’ve been the talk of the campus and the three people who read your articles have desperately been trying to figure out who you are. You’ve helped literally tens of people with their problems and done it for no pay – and not being able to tell anyone who you are. But feel privileged that you have started something here, be cheerful of you incredible legacy. Much like The Stig on Top Gear, when you die – figuratively, that is - another shall take your place. You’ve set a high standard for excellence which I am sure will be met with by the next man to fill your immense shoes.

Now all that is left for you to do is to thank the three incredible editors you have worked under, thank your partner, the sharp and brilliant Miss Advised, and thank the readers for staying with you all year. I’m sure it’s been a wonderful experience for you – and it certainly hasn’t gone to your already inflated ego.

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Dear Mr Magnetic, I am someone who has worked for The Spark this year as an advice columnist and this is my last issue. I’m really worried because I’m graduating – what will my faithful readers do without me next year? How will they survive without my helpful, insightful, witty advice?

Please can you help me with this!?

Regards, Mr Magnetic

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Good luck in the future – and well done for getting through this year.

Best wishes to you and all the Students of UoR, past and present.

Best, for the last time – Best, Mr Magnetic

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Review: Slug and Lettuce worth the trek to the garden

NATHALIE SIAH The Editor

I know it’s not the most appealing sounding, but don’t be shaken up by the name of this place—the Slug and Lettuce is a real treat. If you’re looking for a fine dining experience but are short on cash, you’ll have to grab a bite here, especially on Mondays which have a stellar promotion of 50% off food. The view adds to the atmosphere as well, if you’re fortunate enough to grab a seat next to the river here in Reading.

I was attracted to the cocktails which are fairly well known at the bar and tried with anticipation, two of their drinks. The strawberry daiquiri was a bit of a disappointment due to its strong taste of Havana Club liquor and lack of consistency. However, the ‘Rocktail’ was a far better choice.

The colour was a lovely shade of pink and the taste was quite refreshing.

Appetisers soon followed in which I went for a taste of the calamari served with a sweet chili dip and lemon and the chicken lollipop wings with the hot chilli Sriracha sauce. If you’re looking for more of a flavourful option, go with the calamari. This crispy sensation is a go-to if you’re a seafood lover and looking for a light start to the meal. The chicken lollipop wings are quite a nice addition if you’re looking for a juicy classic taste however there is nothing particularly striking about the dish.

The strongest of the cuisine at the Slug and Lettuce is most definitely their mains. If you are the kind of person that finds themselves attracted to the star of the show, then these dishes are a must have. With their generous portions and exquisite tastes, the course is a definite highlight.

I’d like to recommend the 10oz Rib-Eye Steak for its tender texture and lovely flavours.

Its slight sharp tanginess and complex flavours are a delightful experience to be had. Paired with chips, onion rings, watercress and cherry vine tomato the steak is perfect and a must-try.

If you’re interested in a lighter

main, try the Italian-style salmon, chargrilled and served with potato wedges, sautéed peppers, red onion and watercress. This lovely meal is topped with a creamy white wine and garlic sauce and is divine. The sweetness of the peppers and onion alongside the freshness of the watercress counter balances the salmon counter balances perfectly.

Desserts are not to be taken lightly as well. The Belgian waffle is a warm and soft delight paired with vanilla ice cream and caramel drizzle. I am surprised by the weight of the waffle as such pastries tend to be quite dense, but its lightness is lovely. In addition, I cannot stress enough how excellent amaretti and Irish cream cheesecake. It is a divine way to end your meal and has a smooth and creamy like quality. Irish cream and amaretti work together beautifully and is a fine choice for the evening.

So if you’re looking for a little extra kick for your money, try the Slug and Lettuce. It is a fantastic night out overlooking the river with the food to match. I would recommend focusing on the mains and keeping your evening light, but if you’re in for the full meal then trek to the garden and find dive into a world of fresh tastes.

Belgian waffle with vanilla icecream and caramel drizzle

10oz Rib-Eye Steak, a must-have for all meat-lovers

The Rocktail, a lovely pink experience

Calamari with a sweet chili dip and lemon, crunchy and flavourful

Italian-style salmon in a creamy white wine and garlic sauce

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June Horoscopes What does this month have in store for you?

Highly Controversial Save the Orcas Jo Critchell reviews shock Read Wing Lam Kar’s review to gain an insight into documentary, Blackfish the violent game, Hatred

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Review: Blackfish Documentary JOSEPHINE CRITCHELL

2nd Year English Literature and Classics

When we read the phrase "Save the whales" we're prone to think of protest signs, or a button pinned jauntily to a hemp satchel. This stereotype is completely smashed by the documentary Blackfish.

It's a sophisticated, polished bit of film that is guaranteed to move you. Or for the cold hearted, at least educate you on the dark and unsettling methods Seaworld and its affiliates employ to condition beautiful intelligent animals into broken entertainment objects.

The documentary mainly follows the history of Tillikum; caught in the wild as a calf, traumatized and ill cared for and used to this day as the main breeding male by Seaworld.

Tillikum has been linked to three deaths while in captivity yet is still forced to perform. Any sane person will probably tell you that you shouldn't breed animals with a history of murder. As the documentary explains, these aggressive acts were born of frustration on the part of the whale.

Orcas have no record of causing intentional harm to people in the wild, however a lifetime of being kept in unsuitable habitats and given little stimulation other than their repetitive performances has

been proved to cause psychosis and severe emotional damage.

Orcas have more developed emotions and social structures than humans themselves. As a neuroscientist states in the film "Everything about them screams emotion. Intelligence." So why has Seaworld made it socially acceptable to keep them as performance animals? The short answer is: profit. Despite being aware of the psychological damage caused keeping these animals, Seaworld has consistently put their own trainers at risk to keep the illusion of “cuddly Shamu dolls” in place.

Before you throw this article down in disgust and cry “Conspiracy!” the documentary

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has a ridiculous amount of fact behind this attack on Seaworld.

Several previous Seaworld trainers give their accounts and even eye witnesses to Tillikums first killing are interviewed.

The documentary may be well executed, but that wouldn’t be enough to push this message if there were discrepancies that could be picked apart. It all comes together, as dark as any thriller.

Something is clearly wrong with what Seaworld has been doing.

If you’re an animal lover than you need to watch this documentary.

If you’re a professional animal lover, just skip to the bit where they manually obtain whale sperm for the Seaworld breeding program

(not for the faint hearted). It can be found on Youtube, but I’d recommend watching it on Netflix if you have it. It was made in 2013 and has been making waves (brilliant pun) ever since. Since you’re probably going to need kitten therapy afterwards, take a look at how Seaworld has tried to claw back its reputation after the world saw its dirty knickers. Not very well.

The Orcas at Seaworld shouldn’t be performing; simple as that. Watch the Blackfish documentary on Netflix or Youtube.

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Foxes breaks the world record with a gig in Reading!

NATHALIE SIAH The Editor

After much effort and preparation, Foxes has finally pulled off the feat of performing seven live concerts in seven cities in 12 hours. The new Citroën C1 was used as a means to travel from city to city. Each of these concerts had to be at least 50 km from the last and performances had to be at least 15 minutes long.

University of Reading’s home based band Cast of Light started off the event with the well matched duo of Oliver Ratcliffe and Callum Christie. Harmonies which run true to their Pop-Folk sound echoed through the room.

Despite some technical issues, they played bravely on. This band was an excellent choice as its fan base is heavily rooted at the University and was popular with the crowd.

As soon as Foxes came on stage, all could feel her star power.

Looking sassy in a black bandeau and high waisted jeans, she owned the stage. Her dynamic vocals were also a powerhouse despite the shift in tone when performing acoustically. There was not a loss to her musicality in performing her music in a different genre.

The crowd was inviting and energetic to receive the star, swaying to the beat and singing to her hits. Her performance of ‘Youth’ was by far the best of the set a melancholic yet strong and heady piece – worthy for an opening. The Southampton born star performed other hits such as ‘Glorious’ and ‘Let Go For Tonight’ as well. Foxes also took the opportunity to introduce her new upcoming song, ‘Body Talk’ released on 24 July. The performance although quick was not a disappointment. A chance to see Foxes up close and on campus without cost was a opportunity for all students to enjoy their time here before the year comes to a close.

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RUDS puts on the 24 Hour Musical for a good cause GARY GORDON 3rd Year English Literature

Recently the Reading University Drama Society (RUDS) staged a production of Oliver! The twist was we only had 24 hours to do so. Cast members auditioned the week before without knowing what parts they were auditioning for. Then, in two 12-hour days, cast and crew staged, choreographed, built the set, the costumes, plotted the lights and learned the entire musical.

It was a daunting challenge for RUDS and one that we have done for the last three years to raise money for an amazing cause.

Being affiliated with the University of Reading, we have been proudly supporting the local charity The Ollie Young Foundation throughout the years.

The foundation raises money for

paediatric brain tumour research and was founded in memory of Ollie Young who lost his battle against an incurable brain tumour shortly before his sixth birthday.

The story of Ollie’s bravery is told on their website by his mother Sarah Young. Her moving account of Ollie’s life details what a remarkable child Ollie was. She talks about his humour and mischievousness – Ollie had water fights with the staff at Helen and Douglas House Hospice – and the immeasurable effect Ollie had on all those in his life. Reading his story was incredibly moving and showed the cause’s significance.

The Ollie Young Foundation is funding PhD research at Portsmouth Laboratory into glioblastoma multiforme, the condition Ollie was diagnosed with. Using £90,000 to fund over three years of research, they hope to use their findings to fund a post doctoral research project which may help other forms of brain

tumours. In addition to using the money to fund research, the foundation also receives funds to buy equipment for the laboratory, which will be purchased in Ollie’s memory.

On the night of the performance, we were honoured that representatives from the foundation, Ollie’s nanny and great aunt, could come to see the show. They were introduced to the society’s President Josh Clarke as well as director Krystal Bird

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who passed on the cast and crew’s praise for the work the charity has done and our pride in being able to support them.

The musical was very successful and we would like to thank the audience for coming along to support such a wonderful cause. The night could not have been put together if it was not for the work of Krystal Bird, Julianna Süß, Olivia Wolfenden, Bethan Hastelow and Hannah Gillespie who fronted the production team

as well as Grace Hodgkinson who starred as Oliver. The whole cast and crew worked tirelessly with great humour and unity for this important charity. We plan to continue with the 24 Hour Musical annually in aid of the Ollie Young Foundation and hope that others look into their work and give generously. They are an incredible charity in memory of an incredible young man.

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Caitlyn Jenner ELEANOR ALICE RING 2nd Year Theatre, Film & Television

Caitlyn Jenner will be gracing the cover of Vanity Fair on June 9th in her first appearance posttransitioning. For those of you who are confused or haven’t seen the news, Caitlyn Jenner was formerly known as Bruce Jenner, the American Olympic athlete and TV personality famous for appearing in the reality show Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

She is the ex-partner of Kris Jenner, the parent of Kendall and Kylie Jenner and the stepparent to Kim Kardashian and her siblings.

Over the years, there has been a lot of speculation from tabloid press that Bruce was a trans woman: most of it wasn’t taken seriously, instead becoming a running gag in the press. However, Bruce has officially come out as transgender

woman, going by the name Caitlyn, using the pronouns she/ her/herself and undergoing gender transitioning.

The backlash to Caitlyn’s coming out has been vicious but, unfortunately, expected.

Mainstream media such as Fox News thought her transition was hilarious, Snoop Dogg called her “a science project” and the Twitter trend for Caitlyn was like a pick ’n’ mix of transphobic comments.

Some even petitioned to have her stripped of her gold medal that she won in the 1976 Summer Olympics men’s decathlon event, on the basis that she entered the competition as a man.

On the other side of reactions, some of my faith in humanity was restored. The BBC compiled a decent guide on transgender terms and definitions; many people congratulated her on the feature including brilliant trans women like actress and advocate

ENTERTAINMENT@SPARKNEWSPAPER.CO.UK Laverne Cox; and the Kardashians themselves have been consistently supportive throughout the big change. Caitlyn is even set to receive the Arthur Ashe Courage Award at the ESPY Awards, an award that honours “individuals whose contributions transcend sports through courageous action”.

Although I loved the Vanity Fair feature, some of the criticism towards Caitlyn Jenner is valid.

For example, she has more power and wealth than the average trans woman could dream of having.

There was some frustration from transgender advocates over the designer looks in the Vanity Fair feature. This is understandable as many transgender people live in extreme poverty and in America, the unemployment rate for trans women is 29% - five times the national average. There’s also the matter of Caitlyn’s silence throughout the years on transgender issues. Hopefully she will use her position to give back to the community and it does seem as though she will be doing just

that in her upcoming documentary series I am Cait, where her life as a transgender woman will be explored. It will be difficult for her regardless of how active she becomes in the trans community: she is under immense pressure to represent many women like her when really, the only story she has to tell is hers and not theirs.

Despite all of her advantages, Caitlyn’s actions remain to be incredibly brave. There is no denying that she is not typically what people think of when they think of transgender women. Then again, why should we have a typical image in our minds of how transgender women are supposed to be? Too often are trans women turned into a punchline or a punching bag. Too often are trans women victimised, forgotten and humiliated. They are kept away from success, from living a long life and from being themselves.

Caitlyn has succeeded on all these fronts: she is a transgender woman as well as a 65 year old former Olympic athlete with a gold medal and an upcoming

show to her name. As she said in the Vanity Fair issue, “This shoot was about my life and who I am as a person. It’s not about the fanfare, it’s not about people cheering in the stadium, it’s not about going down the street and everybody giving you ‘that a boy, Bruce,’ pat on the back, O.K. This is about your life”. The act of coming out, no matter how rich and privileged you are, should never be undervalued. We should celebrate the courage it takes to say to the world “this is who I am” especially when it means your future journey will become more difficult as a result. I hope the world can have compassion and respect for not only Caitlyn Jenner but for all trans women, no matter who they are or where they come from.

Young Guns - Ones and Zeros Album Review OLLIE WEEDEN Sports Editor

If you are looking for a rock record to provide a soundtrack to your summer, Young Gun’s ‘One and Zeroes’ is it. The band's third album is a follow up to its 2012 predecessor 'Bones' with the hit title track propelling them to national stardom, sees the band remain true to themselves. This album also shows how the group have evolved musically and experimented both within and outside their given genre.

The band expertly combines anthem rock melodies with pop overtures and clearly remain firmly rooted in their stadium rock roots, with the opening tracks of 'Rising Up' and 'I Want Out', both released as singles. These singles remind us of their appeal with such inspired lyrics and huge guitar riffs behind a driving beat.

The rest of the album contains the same 90s style synth-driven pop style of ‘Memento Mori’ and the electro-symphonic anthem of 'Daylight'. Once again, Gustav's Woods vocals impress, with tracks such as 'Speaking in Tongues' and 'Colour Blind' showcase how the band has matured musically.

The standard of the album

is incredibly high, but there are certain tracks which stand out from the crowd. Apart from those singles, there is the likes of 'Memento Mori', with a catchy chorus sure to live long in the memory, and 'Lullaby', showcases yet another side to the band and proves just how versatile they can be. Another great example of this would be 'Colour Blind', which builds steadily from its intro with an epic bassline to rival the flawless vocal harmonies.

'Gravity' is a slower song, which drifts perfectly into the soft beginning of the following track 'Die on Time', which boasts impressive string work. By the end of the album it seems that there really is something for everyone to enjoy, with those huge catchy choruses and driving beats leave us all wanting for more. It is hard not to believe that this could be the breakthrough which the guys will be surely hope for.

There are not many albums out there which could be described as appealing to those who want to chill out to something, yet also those who want a song that is an anthem and uplifting; ‘One and Zeroes’ ticks all those boxes.

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A first glance at Lindemann NICHOLAS HAIGH 4th Year History

When you think of a band that is sensitive not to offend, you don’t tend to think of Rammstein. Having been arrested in Massachusetts in 1999 for ‘lewd and lascivious’ behavior on stage, in other words simulating sex acts with a fake phallus throughout their song Bück dich (‘Bend Over’), it seems unlikely that they’ll be collaborating with Gary Barlow any time soon. At times their imagery becomes so dark, for example the sadomasochistic scene in Ich tu Dir Weh (‘I Hurt You’) which describes ‘bites, kicks, heavy blows, nails, pincers, blunt saws – tell me what you want’, that it led to their album being censored and put on the German Index.

Perhaps it’s unsurprising then that local authorities opted for U2 to sing above the Berlin Wall to mark the twentieth anniversary of its fall, as opposed to the formerEast Berliners of Rammstein, who Der Spiegel later dubbed as ‘East Germany’s aesthetic revenge on the West’.

In recent times however it seems that the tectonic Rammstein machine is slowing, with many speculating that 2011’s greatest hits album Made in Germany 1995-2011 may well be the band’s final bow. Lead-singer

Till Lindemann, however, returns with his solo project ‘Lindemann’ alongside Peter Tägtgren of PAIN and Hypocrisy. But rather than playing it safe, it seems Lindemann wants to push the boundaries even further.

As a fan of Rammstein, Lindemann’s first single Praise Abort is at first a tricky transition.

The overwhelming heartbreak of it all is that it’s sung in English!

Part of Rammstein’s mystique has always been their refusal to abandon their mother tongue, unlike other successful German acts such as Scorpions. And when Rammstein have used English words, it’s always seemed to be sticking two fingers up to America rather than a tip of the hat. In Amerika, for example, there’s a delicious interplay between German and English, which delivers a heavily ironic critique of Americanisation: ‘We’re all living in America, Amerika ist Wunderbar. We’re all living in America, Coca-Cola, Wonderbra’.

But aside from a nostalgic longing for the harsh, guttural sounds of Rammstein’s German, there’s something missing in the emphasis and impact of Lindemann’s English. Lines such as ‘And all my friends, they have big cars/Big mansions, too, and smoke the fine cigars’ give the impression that they were thought of in German, but translated to English. It’s all a little clunky.

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And what’s more, I can now understand what Till Lindemann is actually singing about. Listening to Rammstein, you always knew there was some unpleasantness happening lyrically, for example Mein Teil (‘My Part’) about infamous German cannibal Armin Meiwes, but you lived in a bubble of blissful ignorance. Now we’re inside Till Lindemann’s head and I just want my Mum to tell the nasty man to go away. There are unsubtle references to abortion ‘I hate my kids, never thought that, I’d praise abort’, as well as sexual references that are unpublishable.

The accompanying music video is equally as grim, albeit incredibly

well shot for something which, on the surface, seems to be a niche project. In the video, there are lab coats, menstrual blood symbolism, sadistic ballerinas, vomit, pigs, pigs urinating, metamorphosed pig-humans, dirty pants, violence - I mean, just anything you can think of that is bad is somewhere within the video.

But as the mayhem finishes, the song re-emerges, but as a calypso parody of itself, music you may hear your grandparents boogying to on a cruise liner or some such.

Till Lindemann, now as himself, picks up and nurtures a piglet used within the video, before walking slowly off set. Like many of the

vocals of Rammstein, there’s definitely some black humour going on. The ending shows you the human side of Till and has the effect of the viewer finding out it was all one big nightmare.

Musically, Lindemann seems to be going a little deeper into the Industrial electronic-metal than Rammstein had, but equally heavier at points. Nevertheless the song definitely grows on you, but whether I’ll be able to take a whole album will be another matter.

Full album, Skills in Pills, released 22nd June.

Snoop Dogg & Grandmaster Flash bless Reading

CHRISTOPHER J LIN 2nd Year Law

Say it once. Say it again. Loop that until the end of time. No one would believe you at all. I thought it was the best April Fool’s Joke.

Why would two of Hip Hop’s biggest names come to a small town like Reading, when they could easily host sold-out gigs in London and earn more?

So, out of curiosity, and with nothing to lose (other than the fortune spent on tickets), I decided to go.

For those who went to watch Snoop, it was mixed at best. Snoop Dogg is a rapper, not a turntablist (that’s why people such as 9th Wonder and Skratch Bastid exist),

so while we can give some leeway, putting a playlist of songs without much transition isn’t going to cut it. That aside, Snoop’s natural charisma and ability to hype up a crowd was on full display. Every now and again, he would do a shout out and everyone would cheer and whoop along. I mean, it’s Snoop Dogg, how could you not cheer?!

Now that I mention Snoop, I must also make a quick mention of his new album, Bush, which was the highlight of the Friday night. It’s a tribute to his funk upbringing, while at the same time, embracing the modern production techniques of Pharrell Williams. Balancing between both elements isn’t easy, but has certainly been achieved; and

amazingly it doesn’t feel as much as a competition of influence between the two artists. But its main flaw is that it isn’t special.

Sure, you can’t go wrong with Pharrell as a producer, and Snoop certainly lives up to the style that he fronts, but this album hasn’t got the “all-out” type of attitude that could easily solidify it as one of the best. It’s close but no cigar, yet still a great jam no less.

But enough with Snoop, because we’ve yet to cover Grandmaster Flash’s night.

The popularity of old school Hip Hop is not great, but a return to the classics is always welcomed, especially when Flash is involved. Throughout the hour and a half set, Flash spun to A Tribe Called Quest, Pete Rock

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& CL Smooth and many more Hip Hop hits of the past. The newer generation may not have recognised all the songs played but they were all absolutely fun to jam to. To further relive the scenes of the ’70s and ’80s, Flash gave three rules: Hands in the Air; Make Noise; and Sing Along.

These rules still exist in any club you go to, but Flash made crowd participation an essential element to his work, and you can bet that everyone followed these rules religiously.

Beyond the crowd participation, Flash held a masterclass of backspins and scratching, showing people why he is possibly one of the best of his time. He made the turntables an instrument of its own, paving

the way for future DJs and giving them a means to pay their bills.

But most importantly, he helped defend old school Hip Hop to maintain its current status. Based on the reactions by the crowd, the old school Hip Hop remains alive and well, and still loved by those who had the pleasure to listen to its works.

At the end of it all, as Flash came round to shake hands, I was lucky enough to have my hands blessed by one of the greatest in Hip Hop, and it’s safe to say I won’t be washing them anytime soon. Flash truly blessed us from the decks.

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Yik Yak on Freedom “I wish I could give up chemistry and become an artist…”

“Was so drunk yesterday I rang myself 8 times and text myself thinking it was Domino’s, life.”

“How can people back home be getting engaged and I’m still blacking out when drunk?”

“Thank you to Pro Plus, UniGrill and to that guy that introduced me to snakebites for helping me get through my first year at uni.”

“That feeling when you don’t even know what day it is…”

“When she says go deeper but you only took one philosophy module.”

“I’ll watch just one more episode of Netflix. Lol, jk.”

“I’ve never actually sky dived but I have zoomed in on Google maps really quickly.”

“Life’s too short to preheat the oven.”

“What a gorgeous day. Shame I’ve just woken up and missed 90% of it.”

“Most of you don’t know me, and most of you won’t care, but I just shaved my asshole, and now I’m free of hair.”

“All the things I wanted to do to procrastinate during exams, I now have no energy now that I have finished.”

“Yeah I have slept for 14 hours straight, but Jesus slept for 3 days and started a religion so don’t judge me.”

“On a strict diet of vodka, beer and vodka.”

“Dreading the forced ‘how’s uni going’ conversations with old friends from school.”

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The Beatles’ song lyrics are being combined with food lyrics. What’s the best that you can dish out?

Freya V., 2nd year Law: Let it bean.

Wing Lam K: 2nd year Law: Hey eggs, don't be afraid. You were born to be fried and get poached.

Ian S., 2nd year Law: All you need is tea, tea tea.

Anonymous: I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE. But in all seriousness the Beatles would do well to sing about fruit salad.

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Finding Dory is said to be a prequel to Finding Nemo. What would a young Dory say?

Wing Lam K: 2nd year Law: Hey, do you think I can turn orange?

Ian S., 2nd year Law: I like Ben and Jerry's :) and who's Nemo?

Anonymous: Will she even remember?

Hiew TJ., 2nd year Law: Argh!!!! I can't find myself! Where is me? Wait, who's Dory?

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In Canada, a student was pulled into the vice principal’s office for wearing a crop top and tweeted #CropTop Day. The next day students across the city wore crop tops in support. Should you pull a Britney Spears or hide your midriff in school?

Wing Lam K., 2nd year Law: I think the vice principal is just jealous (if she is a woman), or is conservative (if he is a man).

Freya V., 2nd year Law: Depends on the weather.

Ian S., 2nd year Law: Amen, who doesn't love a bit of anarchy and rule breaking every now and again.

Farah S., 2nd year Law: Everyone should be allowed to wear what they want.

Anonymous: Uni is a fashion show...in which case I seriously need an upgrade from the orange hoodie.

Hiew TJ., 2nd year Law: Hey, #YOLO, live while we're young!

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A graduate of Columbia brought a mattress to the stand to make a statement about rape. What would you like to showcase at your graduation??

Wing Lam K., 2nd year Law: Oh people should know what Kyoto University does at their graduation. I wish to learn from them.

Freya V., 2nd year Law: My grades.

Ian S., 2nd year Law: A mattress to make a statement about rape? I don't understand how that relates? I'll bring in a goose to show my appreciation for pillows.

Farah S., 2nd year Law: Let's first see if I can get through second year.

Anonymous: Some superhot fire.

Hiew TJ., 2nd year Law: Receipt of the purchase of my textbooks.

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5. In China, an annual dog-eating festival has caused outrage on social media.

About 10,000 dogs are cooked and eaten in Yulin. If you were there, would you give it a try?

Wing Lam K., 2nd year Law: I wouldn't kill a living dog, but if it's dead, refusing to eat it seems like a waste and shows no respect to its sacrifice...

Ian S., 2nd year Law: Is it any different from the mass, unethical consumption of meat all over the world? Dog, Cow, Chicken? maybe we should all eat Phish Food instead?

Farah S., 2nd year Law: A big NO. Anonymous: Hmmm and earn the hatred of dog lovers worldwide?

Hiew TJ., 2nd year Law: Cold, icy, fat NO. Any reasonable person wouldn't eat their best friend!!!!

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If you’re familiar with the concept of the Asian Tiger Mother, there is now trending the ‘Cat Dad’ on television. This father figure takes a more soft approach to parenting. Which one do you think demands more respect?

Wing Lam K., 2nd year Law: Both, a pair of a Tiger mum and Cat dad will earn my respect.

Ian S., 2nd year Law: Lebron James because I do what I want.

Anonymous: For personal safety I won't be answering that question.

Hiew TJ., 2nd year Law: Neither. I believe in the moderate path.

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Google is launching an app that counts calories on Instagram Food photos?

Best weight watcher or too scary?

Wing Lam K., 2nd year Law: Google does all sorts of scary things, think what of we see on google maps!

Freya V., 2nd year Law: Too scary.

Ian S., 2nd year Law: Oh my God, this is so amazing, how did I ever manage to survive 22 years without counting how many calories I eat! This is better than the light bulb, or electricity or the aeroplane...what has the world come to...

Farah S., 2nd year Law: Neither, more people will upload food photos to see how accurate the app can be.

Anonymous: I won't trust any app that makes lava cakes sound unhealthy.

Hiew TJ., 2nd year Law: Best weight watcher definitely! Makes you have less appetite to eat, which then reduces the amount of food you consume, and voila, lose weight!

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Kim and Kanye are expecting twins. What should the newborns be named next?

Wing Lam K., 2nd year Law: George and Charlotte? I am terrible at naming...

Freya V., 2nd year Law: South and east.

Ian S., 2nd year Law: Middle and East.

Anonymous: North and West. In the case of the latter, West squared (maths references what up?)

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Find out what the stars are saying about you this month...

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ARIES MARCH 21st-APRIL 20th Aries

LIBRA SEPTEMBER 24th- OCTOBER 23rd

It could be hard for you to transition from the demanding schedule you may have been experiencing over the past few weeks, but a much deserved relax will serve you well. If you like the fast paced and demanding lifestyle, look for opportunities in the middle of the month to keep you busy and on your feet. For those who would rather have some time to themselves, you will feel most fulfilled when outdoors. .

libra

SCORPIO OCTOBER 24th-NOVEMBER 22nd

TAURUS APRIL 21st-MAY21st Taurus

Gemini

You may have been feeling out of luck recently, but this could all be about to change. Take a chance on something you normally wouldn't go for and wait for the rewards to come flooding in as the month goes on.

Make the most of the fleeting summer and change up your routine to involve the sun, you never know what you might find on a day out with friends.

Scorpio

SAGITTARIUS NOVEMBER 23rd-DECEMBER 21st

Your excitement towards a particular event may have started to wane the longer you've had to wait for it, but when it finally comes around you won't be able to stop talking about it. Taking some time away from your obligations might seem selfish but it could be needed this month after working hard for weeks on end - so don't feel bad about needing a little you time.

New employment opportunities could make themselves known to you that could help you move towards a career - keep your eye on local advertisements. In fact, this month could bring a whole new you in terms of lifestyle - it seems you will become more organised, more motivated and less distracted. Take some time to evaluate what you're aiming to become and what you want to improve on.

Sagittarius

CAPRICORN DECEMBER 22nd- JANUARY 20th

The chance to become a healthier, happier person will present itself this summer in numerous ways - don't shy away from it! You will meet new, more positive people, who will instantly make you forget the negative experiences you may have had with others in the past, and you may find yourself not being able to stop smiling on some occasions. Pay attention to the letter 'C' in the upcoming month if you're looking for answers.

It looks like this month will be the perfect time for you to start that project you've been thinking about. It might not work out well in the Capricorn beginning but by the end of the month you should have something to be proud of. Are you feeling lucky? Take note of the numbers eight and 11 to increase your chances of good luck.

LEO JULY 24th-AUGUST 23rd leo

Something you have been building up to for months may turn out to be a let down for you, but don't worry too much about it. Alternative experiences may be on offer that could turn out to be better than your original plans and involve exciting new opportunities and the possibility of good fortune. When faced with the prospect of this good fortune, you should remember that the numbers nine and 13 seem to be lucky for you this month.

AQUARIUS JANUARY 21st -FEBUARY 19th This month has the potential to be life changing, but you have to set the wheels in motion, don't be surprised that opportunities pass you by if you're too afraid to take them. You will be faced with one of these Aquarius opportunities on a sunny day towards the end of the month - take it while you can! The sun will also prove a good chance for you to make plans with old friends and your best day will be spent catching up.

VIRGO AUGUST 24th- SEPTEMBER 23rd virgo

You may make an important decision after reading an old favourite book this month, and this could lead to exciting new things. It could feel as though your life at the moment has been nothing but making decisions and moving on to different things and this could leave you feeling overwhelmed if you forget to step back every once and a while. Try spending time with old friends to keep your connections to the familiar in your life.

GEMINI MAY 22nd-JUNE 21st

CANCER JUNE 22nd-JULY 23rd Cancer

Expect a surprise towards the end of the month from a loved one that will leave you smiling. You should also find yourself grinning when you hear some news that you've been waiting to hear for what may seem like forever - this may be related to a change of direction for you.

Those looking to find luck in love would do well to take notice of those beginning with the letter "P".

PISCES FEBUARY 20th-MARCH 20th

Letting go of the past can be hard for anyone, but especially for Virgos faced with having to move on this summer. Help will come in the form of a friend who has never let you down and could also potentially come from a stranger with whom you share common interests. Be alert to situations surrounding the letter "S"; they can have both positive and negative effects on your wellbeing.

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You will finally get some time to yourself and the opportunity to do your own thing, you can throw out that seemingly endless to-do-list at last!

Don't forget the importance of spending time with others - you won't regret spending a day with someone special, especially as they may have good news for you. Look out for the number 15 if you're feeling lucky and avoid the number four.

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Tempus Fugit Each day a fingerprint, delicate, intricate, different.

They drift by unnoticed Flittering like pages in a book.

They hesitate then are gone like smoke, Frail and ungraspable, fleeting and beautiful.

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The day draws in a breath; opens its eyes.

Light immerses the ground where you stand, As the fire rises amongst the darkness Covering all that was once dull, In radiance and life.

The hands race round; a race they will never finish.

You cannot catch up to them; never will.

If you try and hold on, they will slip Through your fingers like water, Forever moving, unstoppable.

Another moment dissipates Washed away with pain you dwelled upon, As the sky changes from blue to black And the trees from green to gold You are glad not one second was wasted.

Hatred: Violence Maximal WING LAM KAR 2nd Year Law

The game Hatred earned its reputation by releasing its first gameplay trailer in 2014. It is pretty controversial, since the trailer showed a long-haired psychopath massacring, cruelly killing innocents and police with a lot of gore, of course. So it was not surprising that this game had soon been attacked by many.

It got removed from the Steam Greenlight, the individual game development platform. Yet Gabe Newell, the Valve boss, later stepped in and overturned this decision, saying “Steam is about creating tools for content creators and customers”. After attracting a lot of attention, getting removed

and reinitiated, this game was finally released on 1st June 2015.

Destructive Creations, the developer, once said “These days, when a lot of games are heading to be polite, colourful, politically correct, and trying to be some kind of higher art, rather than just an entertainment - we wanted to create something against trends”.

But did they succeed? That’s the question gamers need to answer.

The core gameplay of Hatred is shooting people and running around, shown in the trailer. The player can perform execution to a harmed target for a special cinematic scene and regenerate your hit point – they are violent indeed; blowing heads, stabbing hearts and breaking necks.

However, even with numerous weapons, there are only limited

ways for execution, players will be familiar with all of them within about 30 minutes’ gameplay.

There is no choice but to keep performing execution since it is the only way that regenerates health. In the later part of the game, players have to grab every chance to execute since they may find themselves often surrounded

by SWATs and be killed quickly.

The art style strengthened the ‘bad ass’ atmosphere that Hatred tried to conduct but it does not enhance the gameplay. The black and white filter makes it difficult to look and move around; police with black suits sometimes blend into the background and make them ‘invisible’ in some dim locations. The darkened scene contrasts with the strong blasting light source making it

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uncomfortable to constantly stare at if you have poor eye sight, like me.

Despite feeling in control and AI, which vary from person to person, what I really question about Hatred is its content.

Games featuring violence are not uncommon - almost every game nowadays involves some element of violence, even Nintendo ones.

Some are more controversial because, potentially, people may mix up the virtual with reality.

Hatred was rated ‘Adult Only’ by the Entertainment Software Rating Board in the United States. It is the third game that has received such a rating purely for extreme violence rather than sexual content, after Manhunt 2 and the never released Thrill Kill. Hatred does not exaggerate violence such

as Mortal Kombat, where you can break a skull in around 10 million ways; nor does it feel so close to real life that you will want to try to perform the hijacking trick in the game (yes, I am talking about GTA). What Hatred has is all told by its name - purely hatred - there is nothing more than shooting and moving around. It is suitable for those who just want it for anger release. The game itself teaches you nothing, though; four hours of gameplay lack of multiplayer, achievements and second round add-ons also render it no replaying value. This may change after opening a steam workshop which may help to modify the gameplay.

Still, personally, I would prefer to save that £14.99 for something more meaningful.

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45 years of RUBSAC After the divers reach their latest milestone, read what Matthew Standage has to say about the club

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45 years of RUBSAC

Laura, Dan, Harry, Jesse, Stephen and Matt in Malta Credit to Alastair Craig

45 years of sinking beneath the waves MATTHEW STANDAGE MA Information Design

This month marks 45 years of Reading University Sub Aqua Club. Founded on 26 June 1975 by a group of students interested in exploring the world beneath our seas, RUBSAC has gone onto explore not just the UK's waters but has also ventured into the Mediterranean and the Red Sea. RUBSAC has spent the past 45

years giving countless numbers of students the opportunity to not only explore the fantastic diving the UK’s waters have to offer, but also to gain recognised diving qualifications.

Providing free training is the foundation of most university subaqua clubs and we are committed to help members develop their diving skills. This year, our members have gained qualifications from entry level to advanced as well

as several members training to become scuba instructors. We’ve trained eight Ocean Divers, five Sports Divers, one Dive Leader and one Advanced Diver, as well as sending three members to train as Assistant Instructors.

But it’s not all training, during the Autumn term we spent a weekend in Plymouth diving two of the UK’s most popular wreck dives, SS James Egan Lane and HMS Scylla . The SS James

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Egan Lane was a World War Two liberty ship sunk by torpedo in 1944, and lies in just 22 meters of water. HMS Scylla, a former Royal Navy frigate, became the UK’s first artificial reef when she was scuttled in 2004. For some members these wrecks were not only their first dive in the sea, but also their first dives in the UK. Over Easter, 15 of our members spent a week in Malta diving some of Europe’s best shore

dives, including the world famous Blue Hole and Azure Window.

A packed schedule of eleven dives over five days allowed us to explore the huge variety of reefs, walls, wrecks, caves and caverns Gozo has to offer. This was the largest trip in recent club history and is a testament to hard work of committee members over recent years building the club's membership and diving programme.

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KATHERINE BROWN 2nd Year Law

In April 2015 the Reading Knights Trampolining Team found themselves in Cork, Ireland, for the Irish Student Trampoline Open (ISTO for short). ISTO is one of the biggest trampolining competitions in the student calendar, with hundreds of entries from all over the UK. Secondly, (and most importantly) it’s also one of the greatest social events, consisting of four days and

...Next week we are off to Swanage, on the south coast, for a weekend diving wrecks and reefs, including SS Kyarra, a twinmasted steamer sunk by a torpedo from German Uboat UB–56 in the morning of 26 May 1918. We will also be diving the Valentine Tanks, two experimental amphibious tanks developed for the d-day landings that sank during testing in 1942. The weekend will also be an opportunity to celebrate our forty five years history which will be celebrating with a few well deserved beers in the evening!

A sense of exploration has not been lost over the past 45 years.

We are hoping to use our dive boat, recently moved to West

nights of fancy dress, shenanigans and sightseeing! Reading Knights may not have been the greatest in the beer pong contest, but they managed to achieve amazing results on the trampoline. We were well represented in the Intermediate Ladies category, with Vicky Waghorn, Sarah Tutcher, Becky Plummer, Emily Bailes and Amy Wentford all completing fantastic routines.

Vicky came 67th, Sarah 43rd, Becky 32nd and Amy came 16th.

Not bad at all, considering that there were over 100 competitors

taking part in that category!

Emily Bailes, the Captain, took it one step further and went on to claim the trophy for 1st place in Intermediate Ladies. Emily was cheered onto the podium by her team mates, and had to try to find extra space for the trophy in her already-full suitcase.Paul Murray competed in the Advanced Men category and managed to achieve an impressive 16th place out of 32 other competitors. Katy Brown competed in the Elite Ladies category for the second time, having only just moved up from

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Advanced Ladies in February, and came 8th out of 25. Overall, Reading University came 10th out of a total of 34 different clubs; this was an amazing end to what had been an incredible competition.

How did we celebrate our success? The social nights contained a variety of fancy dress costumes, from 80s aerobics to Masquerade. On the last night, we said goodbye to Ireland in style, with live music and a final pint of Guinness! Looking back, I’m rather disappointed that nobody on our team thought to try recreating

Riverdance.

This was Reading University Trampolining Club’s second ISTO experience, and the team is already counting down the days to ISTO 2016. We also hope to go to Scotland next year for the Scottish Student Trampoline Open, also known as SSTO, and see if the Scottish competition can match the Irish. It’s definitely one of those “you had to be there” events, and we look forward to more people joining us for the experience

Bay, on South Dorset’s Jurassic Coast, this summer to discover some wrecks and reefs previously unknown to the club in Lyme Bay. In addition, we’re looking to take a group of divers to the Red Sea in 2016 for a week of diving in some slightly warmer waters as well as our regular programme of UK dives.

We also have a packed schedule of dives planned over the Summer including trips to the South Coast, Pembrokeshire and Plym.outh. If you are a qualified diver, why not join us? If you are not qualified, we’ll be starting our new diver training programme at the start of the next academic year.

P32 Patrol Boat, Camino, Malta Credit to Alastair Craig

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How did the Knights square up to the Dragons?

IAN STEVENS 2nd Year Law

On 6 June, the Reading Knights American Football team battled against the ‘Old Boys’ Dragons’ made up of former Knights players for the Amit Gohil trophy. This is the fifteenth year the two teams have come together and clashed helmets for the prestigious award named after a former player who passed away since the game began.

“The old boys game is always special. It is where Knights, past and present come together to celebrate this teams history” coach Andy Hollands commented before kick-off: Coming off the back of a very impressive season with five wins to three losses, the current Knights team was visibly confident and in good spirits before the game with music, sunshine and a touch of post exam swag. Little did some of the rookie Knights know about what the game had in store or how the Dragons were going to play.

The game began with a quick offensive drive from the Dragons resulting in a touchdown with their experience and strength immediately showing.

The pressure was all too much for the Knights in the first half who were also missing their star player and recently crowned, ‘Rookie Player of the Season’ Uba Emole, whose pass rushing ability was

desperately needed to stop Dragons Quarterback Ed Hopkins from running the whole width of the field time and time again before deciding where to pass. It seemed like nothing could stop the Dragons gaining yards ending the half up 33 to 0. The concept of a friendly match certainly didn’t stop the Dragons from playing hard, fast football in typical Knights fashion.

Nevertheless, the Knights defense regrouped and refocused after the break with ‘Player’s Player’ and ‘Team Most Valuable Player’ Chris James a.k.a ‘Daggers’ making some difficult tackles against some powerful Dragons and a double team hit on former special teams coach Eddie Loughton by two defensive backs on kick return. The Knights offense struggled to make ground against the Dragon’s defense that boasted over three experienced coaches amongst their starting eleven with hard hits being levied on rookie running backs as soon as they were handed the ball.

However, the Knights made some excellent plays and came very close to scoring touchdowns on a number of occasions, notably a pass to Will Holmes aka ‘Shitboots’ which stopped just short of the Old Boy’s endzone.

Eventually Knights Quarterback Liam White saw a gap and for the last time as a Knight, sprinted into the end zone, to put 6 points on the board. Shirley then converted

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a pass the wide receiver who caught comfortably for a 2-point conversion.

Although the Knights showed elements of class and determination, the last quarter comeback was too little too late and the game ended 44 – 10 to the Dragons who comfortably claimed victory for the eleventh time. The game was followed by beer, burgers and endless banter amongst the Knights family of

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both veterans and rookies who were supported all afternoon by friends, family and our very own Knights Cheerleading team.

The defeat, while in good spirit and fun highlights the challenge the Knights face in the future.

The league has changed and the 2015/16 season may well be the toughest for a long time with teams such as Royal Holloway Bears and Surrey Stingers standing in the way of a playoff

spot for the first time since 2009.

Confidence and talent alone are not enough; the coaches, captains and players themselves will have the challenging task of building a family both on and off the field that not only plays together but learns, works, wins and loses together. Will they rise to the challenge and become the team that the league fears?

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Most of you have finished your exams now and are having fun chilling in the sun with your mates waiting for the Summer Ball. But why not use this time to try something a bit different? If you’re up for a laugh and want to impress everyone back home by trying out some awesome sports then Reading Uni Boardriders is just for you!

We are a non-competitive society who do trips at least once a week for complete beginners

(most of us are) to those more experienced. Our society was formerly RUWWK (Reading University Wakeboard, Windsurf, Kitesurf Society) and now we do exactly the same sports as we formerly did with brand new longboarding thrown in, which we’re all super excited about. We have a new name, new logo, new kit and hopefully after you’ve finished reading this, loads of new members.

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Wakeboarding What is it?

For those of you that don’t know, it’s basically waterskiing but on a board.

When?

We do trips at least once a week depending on the weather and what everyone’s up to.

Cost? £1. Yes, £1 a session!

Cheaper than a cheeky pint, so why not give it a go?

This sport is perfect if you want to give something new a go and see some comedy gold

(mainly me, tumbling head first into the water).

Windsurfing What is it?

We have recently bought £10,000 worth of brand new kit for you all to come along and use. Again, like all the sports in our society we are open to all abilities (I, myself, am a complete beginner and haven’t quite mastered it yet).

When?

Along with our regular trips to our local windsurf centre, we also

do inter-uni trips. These are really popular and great fun, check out our Facebook groups to find events.

Cost? £3 per session, super cheap!

Kitesurfing What is it?

Similar to Wakeboarding, your feet are strapped to a board but instead of a cable pulling you along the water, a huge kite takes its place.

Trips We do lots of inter-uni events

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which can be found on our Facebook group.

along and join in.

Longboarding

This year we flew to Dahkla in Morocco for a kitesurfing trip of a lifetime! We teamed up with Southampton Uni for 9 days of kitesurfing by day and drinking by night. A chilled, friendly atmosphere and some awesome games played a huge part of the trip, especially in the road trip through the Sahara Desert.

Want to know where we’ll be next year? Stick around to find out when we start up in September.

What is it?

Unlike everything else, this sport is on land and it’s basically a long skateboard.

Our new sport for this year!

We’re going to be longboarding around the campus and checking out the best downhill spots in Reading. We’re getting some brand new kit this year which is really exciting. Because it’s new, everyone’s a beginner so come

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BUCS Squash 2014-2015 - South Eastern 4A P W D L GD Pts 1 Reading 1st

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9 8 0 1 24 133 3 Surrey 1st

9 5 0 4 -2 86 4 Imperial 1st

10 3 0 7 -12 61 5 Sussex 1st

10 2 0 8 -16 53 6 LSE 1st

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BUCS Badminton 2014-2015 - South Eastern 2A P W D L GD Pts 1 Brunel 1st

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10 3 2 5 -10 11 5 Chicester 1st

10 3 2 5 -10 11 6 Brighton 1st

10 1 2 7 -36 5

BUCS Hockey 2014-2015 - South Eastern 2A P W D L GD Pts 1 Reading 1st 10 10 0 0 30 30 2 Brighton 1st

10 7 1 2 4 22 3 Surrey 1st

10 3 2 5 -2 11 4 Portsmouth 1st

10 3 1 6 -9 10 5 Royal Holloway 1st

10 1 3 6 -13 6 6 Chichester 1st

10 1 3 6 -10 3

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P W D L GD Pts 1 Brunei 2nd

10 10 0 2 267 30 2 Brighton 1st

10 8 0 2 276 24 3 Reading 1st

8 5 0 3 45 10 4 Herfordshire 2nd

10 4 0 6 -24 12 5 Portsmouth 2nd

10 2 0 0 -149 3 6 City 1st

8 1 0 7 -103 2 7 West London 1st 10 0 0 10 -420 0

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Despite a looming transfer ban, los Blaugrana march on Barcelona claims their latest triumph in Europe

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Barcelona will not be able to make any signings until 2016; this was issued by FIFA in April after they were found guilty of repeatedly breaking transfer regulations. This didn’t seem to have any effect on Luis Enriques team as they won the treble this year.

The FIFA rules state that international transfers are only permitted for players over the age of 18 - unless the individual players meets one of three qualifying criteria, but Barcelona signed players regardless.

According to the FIFA, “Under-18s can move to a club in a different country if their parents move there for non-footballing reasons, if they are from another nation within the European Union or European Economic Area and aged between 16 and 18, or if they live within 100km of the club.”

Barcelona signed Suarez, Vermaelen, Bravo and ter Stegen after the ban was suspended during

their appeal. They have recently signed Aleix Vidal although he will not be able to appear until January when their ban ends.

Regardless, Barcelona have the best player in the world, Messi, and also the best youth academy which solidifies their dynasty for the future.

They have reigned dominant all season. With Xavi’s departure signalling the end of one era, the UCL victory marks the beginning of another. The Messi-SuarezNeymar team scored a combined 122 goals which puts them up there as one of the best attacking trios in the history of the game.

This was only their first full campaign together so they should be even better next season.

They have plenty of young talented midfielders to take the place of Xavi, although they will never fully replace him. Ter Stegen should grow into a premier goalkeeper, and their defence with the massive loss of Dani Alves this summer will need few adjustments.

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Blatter resigns amid FIFA corruption scandal

Amongst accusations of corruption towards FIFA, Blatter suspiciously resigns from FIFA presidency days after re-election ALEX SEWELL

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After almost seventeen years as president of International Federation of Association Football (FIFA), Sepp Blatter has resigned amid scandalous allegations surrounding the governing body for the world’s most popular sport. The crisis FIFA and its former president Sepp Blatter are facing represents one of the most dramatic falls in sport. Taking charge in June 1998, Blatter was recently elected for a fifth term as the president of FIFA; therefore, his sudden resignation fuels more speculation to the ongoing corruption that plagues ‘the beautiful game’.

In the past few weeks, seven of Blatter’s delegates have been arrested and are under criminal investigation by Swiss authorities for the awarding of the 2018 World Cup tournament to Russia and the 2022 World Cup tournament to Qatar. These arrests were on behalf of the US authorities, as the FBI had been heavily monitoring FIFA’s activities for at least three

years. Those who were arrested are all senior FIFA officials and it is believed that they were accepting bribes when selecting the host country for tournaments, instead of choosing honestly for the good of the sport.

It appears that this corruption and bribery may have been going on for years. The awarding of the 2014 World Cup tournament to Brazil is another example that raises suspicion. While it does bring in money through tourism, the cost of stadium construction and infrastructure projects for this World Cup are estimated to be the greatest in the history of the tournament, approximately $14 billion. This led to protests in Rio de Janeiro, Sao Paolo and other host cities due to the poverty that exists in Brazil; protesters were angered by the money spent on this tournament, as it could have been used to fund hospitals and schools instead.

Another example of FIFA’s corruption emerged recently in

relation to Republic of Ireland’s controversial World Cup playoff defeat to France in 2009.

The crucial goal was scored in extra-time in the second leg of the play-off by France’s William Gallas, which enabled France to qualify for the 2010 World Cup tournament in South Africa and eliminated Republic of Ireland from the tournament before it had even begun. In the build-up to the goal, France’s Thierry Henry clearly handled the ball; however, this was not spotted by the referee and outraged the Football Association Ireland (FAI). John Delaney, the current Chief Executive of FAI, exposed FIFA’s corruption further by confirming that FIFA paid them $5million to avoid legal action over the incident, concealing the money as a ‘loan to build a stadium’.

Perhaps the biggest dishonesty from FIFA was awarding the 2022 World Cup to Qatar, a decision that stinks of corruption for a number of reasons. Firstly and

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most importantly, it is claimed that ‘modern-day slavery’ is occurring to build the stadiums. These workers are being forced to work under dangerous conditions with the extreme heat and poor health and safety regulations for minimal wages. A group of BBC journalists went to investigate these working conditions and were arrested and held for two days. In a recent report by The Wall Street Journal, it is claimed that no less than 1200 deaths of workers have occurred due to construction for the World Cup in Qatar since 2010.

Secondly, not only does Qatar not have any stadiums fully built, some cities hosting the tournament do not even exist yet, such as ‘Lusail City’, which is set to host the final. While the cost of the 2010 World Cup in South Africa was $3.5 billion, it is estimated that it will cost Qatar $220 billion to build the necessary stadiums, hotels, infrastructure and cities to host the 2022 World Cup. Finally, Qatar’s temperature

can reach up to 120 degrees in summer; therefore, the tournament will most likely take place in the winter, which will be disastrous for European leagues as they will need to postpone their tournaments. Furthermore, FIFA will have to renegotiate broadcasting contracts with all the relevant television networks.

With all this in mind, it seems unimaginable that Qatar could win the bid for the 2022 World Cup without corruption.

As aforementioned, Blatter’s abrupt resignation during these shocking allegations against FIFA and only four days after his reelection would suggest he has something to hide. Now that he has resigned, it is only a matter of time before his successor is elected and hopefully FIFA can move forward for the good of football, away from all this corruption and be the honest governing body that the world’s most popular sport deserves.

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Substance over Style: How the Dutch are doing it right

Has the success of Dutch coaches in England prompted a return back to ruthless pragmatism

Editor Nathalie Siah Deputy Editor Jess O'Donnell, Jen Daniel News Editor Harriet Lynds Lifestyle Editor Annabel Horsley Entertainment Editor Amy Banda Sport Editor Ollie Weeden Design Editor Elliot Spain, Jessie Webb Head of Photography Beatrice Ridge Marketing and Distribution Natalie Pavelin Secretary Emma Campbell

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It wasn't too long ago when, at a time when Barcelona were 'tiki-taka' - ing their way to global dominance and inspired by one Pep Guardiola, English clubs looked to Spain in hope of securing the next bright, young, idealistic manager with grand hopes of bringing the Spanish style to the shores of England and the Premier League. Whilst this has, without a doubt, brought success to a certain few, many quite rightly felt that this latest 'trend' had done more damage than good to the English game. Nevertheless, as Gus Poyet himself once quoted on the BBC's weekly highlights program 'Match of the Day', the Spanish brand of high pressing, possession based football built on technical ability had become the 'fashion'. Never

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was this more clearly exemplified than with Chelsea back in the summer of 2012, fresh from their Champions League victory in Munich. With club chairman Roman Abramovich eager to shake his club's image of always being one to 'park the bus', a summer of lavish spending loomed with millions being spent to secure the signings of Oscar, Victor Moses, Azpilicueta, and somebody called Eden Hazard. All, with some variation, exceptionally gifted players proven at the top level.

These new additions, combined with the promising partnership Juan Mata and Fernando Torres (coincidentally both Spanish) made for a very different side who won in Munich, built on flair and technical prowess.

This began a short period in which we saw a Chelsea many would be unfamiliar with today.

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However, the party was not to last long as, despite initial success in the league, the team was failing dismally in Europe and even managed to set a new record of being the first team to have won the tournament, and then go out in the group stage the following year.

Di Matteo was then, in typical fashion, sacked to make room for a new head coach in the form of Rafael 'Rafa' Benitez. Who became on the most unpopular Chelsea managers in recent history (albeit rather unfairly). The lesson for Abramovich was therefore clear, yes you can try and replicate the style and substance of the Barcelona model of play, but it takes patience. Money cannot be made a substitute and attempting to completely reform the image of a club will take years, not months (requiring patience it seems neither Mr. Abramovich nor the

fans have). Thus prompted a return back to club favourite Jose Mourinho who, love him or hate him, has had two very successful seasons at the club after returning from Real Madrid. Sure, they haven't done it in quite the style many fans would have like to see, but this is quickly forgotten as the trophies are won and spoils enjoyed.

Other clubs, such as Everton (under Roberto Martinez), Manchester United (under the illfated David Moyes) and Liverpool (with Brendan Rodgers) have all similarly attempted to implement the aforementioned, more continental style of play. As per usual, in the short term, the fans were satisfied. Happy to wait for the team to adopt the new tactics and therefore gradually start to see results come. However, whilst this facade is very convenient for

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a new manager to hide behind, it can only last so long as inevitably, the fan's (and owners) patience will run out and a decision will have to be made. This is the point, at which, given recent evidence, it seems advisable to appoint a Dutch manager. During the World Cup last year, the Netherland's opening game saw them comprehensively beat holders Spain 5-1 (even after Spain had initially taken the lead). This, if Bayern Munich's demolition of Barcelona in the semi-final of the 2013 Champions League didn't convince, seemed to truly mark the end of Spain's dominance and serve as a lesson to others as to how the system they relied on so much, could be undone so ruthlessly. Whilst the Spanish had their exit confirmed before the last game of the group was played, Holland went on to make it to the semi-finals, before beating the hosts Brazil 3-0 in the playoff for third place. Who was the coach who delivered

such success? Louis van Gaal.

The same man who replaced David Moyes and went on to shape the club to the same image with which his Dutch team was built on. This meant playing fast, counter-attacking football with an emphasis on speed and the versatility of players, akin to the model he pursued at Bayern Munich in 2010.

Elsewhere, it seems obvious that the Dutch are finally enjoying the coaching opportunities in England they deserve, and are making good on them.

Ronald Koeman has just guided Southampton to their joint-highest league finish in 30 years, and brought European football to the club for the only the second time within that period. Meanwhile, seasoned veteran Dick Advocaat has extended his contract at Sunderland having succeeded in keeping them in the Premier League, and even Jimmy FloydHasselbaink has won the League

Two title with Burton Albion -the club's best ever finish in their 65 year long history. As a result of this, Dutchman are in high demand, with Frank De Boer (head coach of Ajax) being linked with the vacant West Ham job. What can also make coaches from the Netherlands such prized exports is that Dutch language skills often ensure a smooth cultural transition whilst they are often comfortable with working alongside a Director of Football. Perhaps most significantly, Dutchmen have an extensive experience of working with younger players and are always able to start afresh due to the realities of coaching in the Eredivise. As the much revered Marco van Basten put it: 'The difficulty in Holland is that every year you have to start with a new group because every year 40 per cent of the players who you work with are already sold or gone...You are beginning the season starting from zero again...If you have to

do a lot of these things starting from zero perhaps that makes you a better trainer.� I wonder how much Ronald Koeman would agree with this statement? If English clubs continue to open themselves up to the possibility, we could be seeing the start of an influx of Dutch coaches.

So where does this leave football? A return to prioritising results before all else leaves style and class in the backseat. This, of course, leaves clubs open to criticism of being 'boring', 'uninspired' and having to make 'laboured' victories in order to ensure progression or maximum points on the day. However, when the alternative so often makes for a slow, tedious game in which players seem to try and walk the ball into the back of the net before daring to shoot, maybe sometimes we can allow teams to take a more pragmatic approach. For the time being, it seems nobody does it better than the Dutch, and clubs

both in England and in mainland Europe would be well advised to follow this ever growing trend, more akin to that of the traditional games of the Premier League and Bundesliga. Will we soon be seeing a Dutch coach win the Premier League? With Louis van Gaal set to invest in the squad this summer after securing the club's return to the Champions League it certainly seems possible. What can be certain however, is that we may start having a few more problems pronouncing certain new managers names, but that never bothered us before, right?

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