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WEEK AND 4 DAYS UNTIL SPRING BREAK NUMBER OF INSTRUMENTS JUNIOR MIKE SCHEPPERS CAN PLAY AT ONE TIME: 1.) Guitar 2.) Harmonica 3.) Singing
THINGS YOU WOULD NEVER SAY TO SOMEONE IN AN ELEVATOR:
by CLARK NEAL>> 1.) “Would you like to meet my birthmark? He’s very friendly!” 2.) “Your face is so soft and supple, may I try it on?” 3.) “I’m sorry sir, I just cannot allow you to join us on our ascent, you are far too heavy for the high tension cables.” 4.) “...and just one more surgery until I’m an official woman.” 5.) “Hey, S.A.R.S. isn’t contagious is it? *Cough, hack, sneeze.*”
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[LEGAL] THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU ARE BORED:
1.) Dolphin Olympics 2.) Beat Boxing 3.) Go in your room and make animal noises (not to be confused with beat boxing.) 4.) Find a speed monitoring trailer and see how fast you can ride your bike by it. 5.) Hug a fish 6.) Bro-out 7.) Bead-dazzle your backpack/all of your blue jeans
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MONTHS AND 3 DAYS UNTIL SENIORS’ LAST DAY BEST SONGS TO LISTEN TO WHILE YOU WORK OUT:
1.) “One Hitta Quitta”-THREE 6 MAFIA >> 2.) “Sandstorm”DARUDE 3.) “Still DRE”-DR. DRE 4.) “Presidential”-YOUNG BLOODZ
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Mix olive oil with equal quantity of vinegar and apply an hour before your bath for sunburn relief.
Dry Skin The best cleaning method for dry skin is soaking the face in luke warm water for 10 minutes. It is better to avoid using warm water to clean the face especially in the winter.
Aroma Therapy Bath Try taking an aroma therapy bath with anise oil which is used for inhalations if you have bronchitis or any common cold. http://www.greathomeremedies.com/aromatherapy.html
5.) WWI Museum 6.) College Basketball Experience at Sprint Center
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1.) “I love you.”-CATHERINE WARD >> 2.) “...should I pay for your meal too?”-JACK STOUT 3.) “You remind me of my ex-girlfriend.”-LAURA JERZYK 4.) “WOW...that’s really expensive...can you order something different?”-REAGAN FROMM 5.) “SO...your friend is pretty hot.”-CHARLIE OGDON 6.) “Can I paint your toenails?” 7.) “Please marry me.”-JOHN ZECY 8.) “I can fit my whole fist in my mouth.”-NEAL STARK
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1.) *while working in the photo lab at CVS* “Does your phone number come with those pictures?”-DENA RICE 2.)“You’re hot, what’s up?”- JORDAN HAHN 3.)*while looking at tag in back of girls shirt* “...Just as I thought...made in Heaven.”- STEVEN VAN AUKEN >> 4.) “Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?”- MELANIE SHOEMAKER 5.) “Are those space pants? Because your butt is out of this world!” -ZACH BARNHILL 6.) “Did your dad work on the Manhattan project? Because you are the bomb!”-KAREN LEFTWRING 7.) “I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?”-NEAL STARK 8.) “You are one tall glass of water...and I’m thirsty.”- DUSTIN BALLARD 9.) “Did you fart? Because you blow me away!”- CC CREIDENBERG
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Sunburn?
PLACES TO GO IN KC ON SPRING BREAK:
1.) Great Wolf Lodge 2.) Branson 3.) Advanced Laser Tag 4.) Power Play
THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY ON A FIRST DATE:
WORST PICK UP LINES THAT I’VE EVER HEARD:
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CHECK OUT THE HARBINGER ONLINE! WWW.SMEHARBINGER.NET
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HEY LANCERS BRING A COPY OF THE HARBINGER TO YOUR SPRING BREAK DESTINATION AND TAKE A PICTURE WITH IT...YOUR PHOTO MAY END UP IN THE NEXT ISSUE! SEND PICTURES TO: HARBINGERONLINE@ GMAIL.COM here’s an example...
UNIQUE WAYS TO EXERCISE:
1.) POGO STICK-ing: burns up to 125 calories in a 30 minute work out 2.) At the mall, take the ESCALATOR but climb the stairs while you ride. 5 minutes of stair climbing burns 144 calories 3.) STANDING burn 36 more calories per hour than sitting. 4.) CHEW SUGAR-LESS GUM: the action of jaw muscles alone burns about 11 calories per hour 5.) DRINK EIGHT PINTS OF ICE WATER a day. According to “Men’s Health”
magazine, your body will expend 123 calories of heat daily to warm the water to body temperature. That amounts to losing a pound a month. 6.) ROLLER SKATING for a half hour burns 300 calories. 7.) JOG for 30 minutes to burn 300 calories 8.) 55 minutes of AQUA AEROBICS burns 300 calories 9.) 20 minutes of KICK BOXING burns 300 calories 10.) LAUGHING for 1 hour and 10 minutes burns 300 calories
http://www.weightlossresources.co.uk/slimming/slimming_tips/burn_calories.htm
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