The Gadfly, Vol. XXXIII, Issue 01

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THE GADFLY PRESENT

Comments compiled from the St. John’s College Class of 2015 Faceboo

SOPHIS

WINNING

Mount Brolympus was the shit until I fell on my roommate naked. That was the beginning of the end.

Soon you will begin to realize: at least 10% of xkcd comics are immediately relevant to the Program.

Oh he it fee b

Dude you’re like the Tincher of our year, but on the other hand it wouldn’t be an SJCA face­ book group with out one. haha.

I was instant disenabled once for throwing a burning mattress out a window. Also I’ve had three wives

I’m coming for you like Diomedes. If you go to 16 East and are asked if you want to play “Stump” or “Knives,” quickly decline and leave.

Middies break into our campus and steal about half of the fresh­ man girls each year. And impreg­ nate them. I wish I were joking.

Troll is trolling

7'*%'686"%.#"!6-9%-:6%5"(-%."&6'*(%,#2% /);6%)-%<-=%>#:'4(%)"6%)3(#%-:6%5"(-% ones you stop hanging out with. Even if I didn’t know who Sam Weinberg was, this would still sound like a bad idea.

Gonna be honest, I can’t wait for this group to be obsolete. 0%1#23*'4-%5'*%/,%"##//)-6% on facebook either...it didn’t turn out well. If you have sex your soul won’t !"#$%$&'!(%)'*%+,%&'-#%.#"/% heaven.

PHILOSO


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