Igniter Test

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The sense behind this concept baffles me for more than one reason. If a date is really speci l to someone, don‟t believe th t such n unsubtle ppro ch would be needed to remind said person about the date. Is it not the thought behind remembering a special day that matters most? Or has the world changed to valuing the exchanging of gifts or confectioneries more th n wh t the d te ctu ll s mbolizes? t‟s slowl st rting to seem like all these dates, anniversaries, are just free tickets to receiving gifts and that the meaning behind these commemorations are mostly lost and substituted with the love for material things. If ou‟re the t pe of person who lw s forgets nd ou know with utmost cert int th t there‟s bsolutel no w ou‟d remember Special day. I would suggest that you get it.

One more reason not to trust this ring: The conversion to heat energy uses loads of battery power which means the battery will not last long: So- the onl w ou‟d know the b tteries ren‟t ch rged is b actually missing a date.

On a brighter note, since the perception of this day is completely distorted and evil, we might s well milk it for wh t it‟s worth, so here you go: t‟s good d to pl nt good perception in a girls mind with the least amount of effort ever. eg. Give her a box of chocolates with a red ribbon on it nd it‟s reg rded s „speci l‟ … n other d , it‟ll just be nice So gr b the opportunit s this is the onl d in the e r th t h s this „speci l‟ kind of beautiful, profound „me ning‟ tt ched to ever gesture

So even if ou don‟t usu ll celebr te V lentine‟s D , be reminded th t this e r‟s speci l one and since being in a committed relationship is no longer required, join in the fun. After ll it is 2012, ‟m sure ou‟ve seen the movie! With th t ‟d like to wish all of our readers a happy unimaginative consumerist-oriented and entirely arbitrary manipulative and shallow interpretation of romance day. May all of you get wh t our he rt‟s desire – even fter the d h s come nd gone…

Ishmoodena


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