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Reasonable doubt...

Scene: A court room in Oklahoma where a person is on trial for murder.

There is strong evidence indicating guilt; however, there is no corpse. In the defense’s closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client is guilty and that it looks like he’ll probably be convicted, resorts to a clever trick. “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise for you all,” the lawyer says as he looks at his watch. “Within 1 minute, the person presumed dead in this case will walk into this court room,” he says and he looks toward the courtroom door.

The jury, somewhat stunned, all look on eagerly. A minute passes. Nothing happens. Finally the lawyer says: ‘Actually, I made up the previous statement. But you all looked on with anticipation. I, therefore, put it to you that there is reasonable doubt in this case as to whether anyone was killed and insist that you return a verdict of not guilty.”

The jury, clearly confused, retires to deliberate. A very few minutes later, the jury returns and a representative pronounces a verdict of guilty.

“But how?” inquires the lawyer. “You must have had some doubt; I saw all of you stare at the door.” Answers the representative: “Oh, we did look. But your client didn’t.”

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Economics of the Free Market

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Earth Day - April 22nd

Playboy special

Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every month the centerfold is the exact same woman.

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When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: 1. The woman goes to the shops. 2. The woman fixes the salad, vegetables and dessert. 3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, beer in hand. 4. The man places the meat on the grill. 5. The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables. 6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer whilst he deals with the situation. 7. The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman. 8. The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table. 9. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. 10. Everyone praises man and thanks him for his cooking efforts. 11. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed her night off, and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there’s just no pleasing some.

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Bodie 601 Boys

By Terri Geissinger - The End

The Coroner’s Jury listened to some very interesting testimony about the shooting death of Thomas Treloar.

Mrs. Joanna Treloar admitted that she had met Joseph DeRoche 16 years previous and they had been close friends while staying in San Francisco with her sister. She reminded the jury that she was not married at the time and felt she had done nothing wrong. She admitted that she was informed that DeRoche was a married man with a family in Chicago. When he left the area, they had lost contact with each other and it was mere coincidence that they would both end up in Bodie. She did not deny the fact that she was the beneficiary for her husband’s $1000 life insurance policy. She added that her husband insisted on the insurance due to his previous near-death experience. She spoke clearly and unemotionally when she told the jury that her husband could be jealous and at times, would hit her when he was under the influence of spirits. She quickly added that although they endured ups and downs in their marriage, she loved him with all her heart and was greatly saddened by his untimely death.

Co-workers from the Standard Mill testified that Thomas Treloar was a good man and did his job with no complaint. It was noted that he had suffered a head injury the year previous, from a mining accident in Virginia City. His words sometimes got mixed up, he couldn’t always think clearly and although he probably drank too much, they all felt he was harmless. Two men testified that Thomas had expressed frustration in his marriage and asked for advice on how to stop his wife from accepting gentlemen visitors when he was not home. Thomas had also mentioned, on three separate occasions, that he was suspicious that Joseph DeRoche was trying to romance his wife. The jury openly showed disapproval toward Joanna.

The Doorkeeper, who stood at the entrance of the Union Hall, added testimony that shed important light on the entire event. He stated that when Mr. and Mrs. Treloar arrived at the Hall earlier in the evening, it was evident that Mr. Treloar would not be attending the dance for he was dressed in work clothes. He kissed his wife at the doorway and said, quite adamantly, “You stay off the dance floor and away from that little Frenchman.” He turned and left the premises and she went inside. Hours later, Mr. Treloar returned. He was very upset and having difficulty forming words. It became clear that he was demanding to be allowed to enter the dance so that he could “teach that little Frenchman a lesson once and for all.” Just then, Mr. DeRoche, dancing closely with Mrs. Treloar, came into view. To the Doorman’s horror, Mr. Treloar pushed his way through and grabbed Joseph DeRoche by the collar and demanded that he step outside to settle this once and for all. DeRoche grabbed his coat off the peg, bowed toward Mrs. Treloar excusing himself for a moment or two. He then stepped out onto the boardwalk where Mr. Treloar openly used threatening profanity and accused him of trying to steal his wife. A few muffled words came from DeRoche and they turned and started to walk toward Lowe Street. The Doorman testified that he did not think that Mr. Treloar was under the influence of alcohol and felt that his unsteadiness was due to the icy conditions.

Approximately 26 hours after Joseph DeRoche made his daring escape, he was captured 8 miles from Bodie on the Goat Ranch Road. He was hiding in an abandon rock cabin and did not resist arrest. The Posse proudly road back into town with the captured villain, delivering him to the jailhouse. Almost immediately, DeRoche complained that he was very cold and hungry and was soon satisfied with warm meal and dry clothes. In the meantime, the 601 Committee was in the middle of a very important meeting.

Just 72 hours after the murder of Thomas Treloar, DeRoche was sleeping comfortably in his cell. The young guard was sleeping on the desk when the loud knock came from the outside door. DeRoche sat up on his cot, listening to the heated conversation between the guard and the unknown. The door slammed shut. DeRoche stood at the cell door and asked the young man if everything was all right. He only said, “I am sorry, but I can’t die today.” With that said, he opened the desk drawer and brought out the cell key.

The jailor avoided eye contact when the prisoner quietly asked for his jacket. Joseph DeRoche fought the fear welling up from the depths of his soul and stepped outside into the eerie silence. Over 400 men, most of them masking their identities, stood motionless in the bright moonlight. They waited patiently for the order to move forward. Once DeRoche was secure among them, marching in unison, they headed down Main Street six blocks until they arrived at the scene of the crime. Not one word was uttered from the Committee or from the onlookers who stood motionless on the boardwalk. The haunting memory of the distinct sound of ice collapsing under the steps of the death march would remain in conversations for generations.

The night was crystal clear, cold and heavy. The light of the moon poured over the snow-covered hills casting uneasy shadows. The order was given to bring forth the wagon hoist and to set it over the blood stain that remained visible in the ice. Eight men struggled with the hoist and completed the task. A rope was set and ready. The committee leader asked DeRoche if he wanted to be cloaked; he did not. He was asked if he had anything to say. His last words, “Oh God.”

On a full moon night, January 17, 1881, Joseph DeRoche was hung by the neck to his death for the murder of Thomas Treloar. It is written that he met his death quietly. His lifeless body swung until dawn with a note pinned to his coat. It read: “All others take warning; Let no one cut him down -Bodie 601, Justice Swift and Sure.”

This is the only known lynching in Bodie. After this episode, the wild days of Bodie tamed considerably, the undesirables moved on to less tame mining camps. The Bodie 601 slowly disbanded. Joanna Treloar left town immediately, disappearing into the shadows of history.

‘601’ stands for: SIX FEET DEEP – ZERO TRIAL – ONE ROPE. Terri Lynn Geissinger is an Author and Bodie Historian

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Not all toxic people are cruel and uncaring

Some of them love us dearly. Many of them have good intentions. Most are toxic to our being simply because their needs and way of existing in the world force us to compromise ourselves and our happiness. They aren’t inherently bad people, but they aren’t the right people for us. And as hard as it is, we have to let them go. Life is hard enough without being around people who bring you down, and as much as you care, you can’t destroy yourself for the sake of someone else. You have to make your wellbeing a priority. Whether that means breaking up with someone you care about, loving a family member from a distance, letting go of a friend, or removing yourself from a situation that feels painful — you have every right to leave and create a safer space for yourself. (by

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Communication in today’s generation

Daughter to Dad Texting: Daddy, I am coming home to get married soon. Get out your checkbook, LOL. I’m in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Australia and he lives in Scotland. We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on WhatsApp, he proposed to me on Twitter and now we’ve had two months of a relationship through Zoom. My beloved and favorite Dad, I need your blessing, good wishes and a really big wedding. Lots of love and thanks, Your favorite daughter, Lilly

Dads reply…. Also by texting: My dear Lilly, like WOW! Really? Cool!

Whatever… I suggest you two get married on Twitter, have fun on Facebook, buy your kids on Amazon and pay for it all through PayPal.

And when you get fed up with this new husband, sell him on eBay. L.O.L. (lots of love) Daddy

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Aries

An Aries is anyone born between March 21 and April 19. Although the start date doesn’t sync up with our calendar year, Aries is the first of the 12 astrological signs in the zodiac. Of the four natural elements that represent the zodiac symbols (air, earth, fire and water), Aries is a fire sign and its astrological symbol is represented by the ram constellation. Those born under the sign of the ram are known to be energetic, adventurous, dynamic, and impulsive.

With a zodiac sign ruled by Mars, the god of war, it’s little surprise that Rams are known for being brave and tenacious. Aries signs are pioneers—they’re the ones you call on to boldly go where none have gone before. Their fearlessness and courageousness make them the ideal people for trying new experiences, taking big risks, and breaking new ground.

Aries’ fire element is responsible for their energetic nature, passion, and creativity. Being first in the zodiac means that people born under this sign aren’t tied down with concerns about the past. An Aries is full of optimism and unbridled hope, making them highly generous and eager to help those in need, just so they can put a smile on people’s faces.

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Daddy’s Rules for Dating

Your dad’s rules for your boyfriend (or for you if you’re a guy)

Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk, you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter’s body, I will remove them.

Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don’t take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open-minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four: I’m sure you’ve been told that in today’s world, ‘getting it on” without utilizing a ‘Barrier method’ of some kind can cause bodily harm. Let me elaborate, when it comes to “getting it on”, I am the barrier, and I can cause bodily harm.

Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only informa- tion I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is: ‘early.’

Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process than can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don’t you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka – zipped up to her throat. Movies with strong romantic or sexual themes are to be avoided; movies which feature chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks’ homes are better.

Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a slow, potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway, you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car – there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.

Boys – you had better read up! Dads – be sure to use this information! (Author M.

Sheehan 2008)

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New Exercises for Older People

Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-lb potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can.

Try to reach a full minute, and then relax. Each day, you’ll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer.

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Whatsamatta University’s seminars for women, Spring catalogue

Once again, the male staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for women of all marital status in an attempt to help males and females understand each other better. Attendance in at least 10 of the following is required.

1. Combatting The Impulse To Nag 2. You Can Change The Oil Too 4. How To Properly Fill A Beer Mug 5. We Do Not Want Ties For Christmas 6. Understanding The Female Causes Of Male Drunkenness.

7. How To Do All Your Laundry In One Load And Have More Time To Watch Football 8. Parenting - Your Husband Gave You Children So You Could Have Someone Other Than Him To Boss Around 9. How To Encourage Your Husband To Cook More And Be Able To Stomach His Slop 10. How Not To Sob Like A Sponge When Your Husband Is Right 11. Get A Life - Learn To Kill Spiders Yourself 12. Balancing A Checkbook - Even You Can Get It Right 13. Comprehending Credit Card Spending Limits And Financial Responsibility 14. You, The Whining Sex 15. Shopping - Doing It In Less Than 16 Hours 16. If You Want To Know How That Looks On You, Ask Your Mother 17. How To Close The Garage Door 18. If You Don’t Want An Excuse, Don’t Demand An Explanation 19. How To Go Fishing With Your Mate And Not Catch Pneumonia 20. Living Without Power Windows - How To Turn A Crank.

21. Romanticism - The Whole Point Of Caviar, Candles, And Conversation 22. How To Retain Your Composure While Your Husband Is Relaxing By Himself 23. Why You Don’t Need To Invite Your Mother Over Every Weekend 24. Payday And Shopping Are Not Synonymous 25. How To Act Younger Than Your Mother 26. You Too Can Carry A Backpack 27. Female Friendship - Why Your Best Friends Are Not The Women Who Complain About You The Most 28. Learning To Appreciate The Beer Belly And Lard Butt Morphologies Of Men 29. Attainable Goal - Catching A Ball Before It Stops Moving 30. How To Close The Top On The Toothpaste.

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Playing House

A little girl and a little boy were at daycare. The girl approached the boy and said, “Hey, Stevie, wanna play house?” He said, “Sure! What do you want me to do?” The girl replied, “I want you to communicate.” He said to her, “That word is too big. I have no idea what it means.” The little girl smirked and said, “Perfect. You can be the husband.”

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Happy April Birthdays!

May your birthday be filled with happiness and blessings surrounded by family and friends! Happy Birthday to you!

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What is a Grandparent?

(supposedly taken from papers written by a class of 7-yearolds)

Grandparents are a lady and a man who have no little children of her own. They like other people’s. A grandfather is a man grandmother. Grandparents don’t have to do anything except be there when we come to see them. They are so old they shouldn’t play hard or run. It is good if they drive us to the store and have lots of money for us. When they take us for walks, they slow down past things like pretty leaves and caterpillars. They show us and talk to us about the color of the flowers and also why we shouldn’t step on “cracks.” They don’t say, “Hurry up.” Usually grandmothers are fat, but not too fat to tie your shoes. They wear glasses and funny underwear. Some can take their teeth and gums out.

Grandparents don’t have to be smart. They have to answer questions like “why isn’t God married?” and “How come dogs chase cats?” When they read to us, they don’t skip. They don’t mind if we ask for the same story over again.

Everybody should try to have a grandmother, especially if you don’t have television, because they are the only grownups who like to spend time with us.

They know we should have snack-time before bedtime and they say prayers with us every time, and kiss us even when we’ve acted bad. When a boy was asked where his grandmother lived, he said, ‘’She lives at the airport and when we want her we just go get her. Then when we’re done having her visit, we take her back to the airport.’’

Memo from God

I am God. Today I will be handling all of your problems. Please remember that I do not need your help. If life happens to deliver a situation to you that you cannot handle, do not attempt to resolve it. Kindly put it in the SFGTD (something for God to do) box. It will be addressed in My time, not yours. Once the matter is placed into the box, do not hold on to it. If you find yourself stuck in traffic, don’t despair. There are people in this world for whom driving is an unheard of privilege. Should you have a bad day at work, think of the man who has been out of work for years. Should you despair over a relationship gone bad, think of the person who has never known what it’s like to love and be loved in return.

Should you grieve the passing of another weekend, think of the woman in dire straits, working twelve hours a day, seven days a week to feed her children. Should your car break down, leaving you miles away from assistance, think of the paraplegic who would love the opportunity to take that walk. Should you notice a new gray hair in the mirror, think of the cancer patient in chemotherapy who wishes she had hair to examine. Should you find yourself at a loss and pondering what is life all about, asking “What is my purpose?” be thankful. There are those who didn’t live long enough to get the opportunity. Should you find yourself the victim of other people’s bitterness, ignorance, smallness or insecurities, remember, things could be worse. You could be them!!!

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PIANO, GUITAR, COMPOSITION LESSONS. ALL LEVELS and ages. Experienced teachers with music degrees. Jim and Janet, Sunridge/Carson City (415)678-0504

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Breakfast in bed?

Two kids ordered their mother to stay in bed one Mother’s Day morning. As she lay there looking forward to breakfast in bed, the smell of bacon floated up from the kitchen.

But after a good long wait she finally went downstairs to investigate. She found them both sitting at the table eating bacon and eggs.

“As a surprise for Mother’s Day,” one explained, “we decided to cook our own breakfast.”

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Help Wanted

2 Part time (or 1 Full time ) position(s) located in Lyon County, BUCKBOARD STATION, Friendly, motivated individuals that enjoy working with public, preparing good food & maintaining clean/healthy workplace. Rate of pay DOE. Applicants are encouraged to stop by in-person, or can call 775-465-2289, request Jon or Sarah, Position is immediately available, 2160 State Rt 208, Smith, NV

ALPINE TREE SERVICE - TRIMMING, REMOVAL, grinding and lot clearing, no job too small, Licensed, Insured and over 35+ years experience (530)721-3136

IRISH DOODLE PUPPIES - MOM IS A REGISTERED

Irish Setter, dad is a registered poodle, so adorable with sweet gentle personalities, for information text (702)2909473

If you have something to sell or something to say, put it in the Scoop today! 775-782-4520 or sierrascoop@charter.net

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WANTED! 20’X30’X8’ TRAVEL TRAILER; 10’X40’ Mobilehomes, beaters or will pay cash if in better condition, Gary (775)782-3070

Easter Children’s Prayer

God made you and God made me, He made the world for us to see. God loves you and long ago, He sent his Son to tell us so. Jesus showed us many things, To love and share and dance and sing. To learn and pray, to help and care, He promised he’d always be there. He died but then came back to life, Let’s celebrate for he’s alive! Amen.

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STANDARD FLAG GRAVEL, R&J TRUCKING delivers, 25 years experience, call Roger (775)233-7337

CUSTOM INTERNET SERVICE! UP TO 100 MBPS (not satellite, not DSL). Great in rural areas, www.rural-internet.us or call Patrick (775)297-4777

WILLOW SPRINGS RESORT IN BRIDGEPORT CA is looking for a couple to do maintenance and housekeeping, RV space provided, call (775)781-4644

PERFECTO GARDENING SERVICES, SERVING Carson Valley over 20 Years! Tree and Bush trimming, lawn care, competitive rates and all work guaranteed (775)2657081