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TODAY - Clear the way for love, romance, or the rekindling of an old flame this year. Your imaginative ideas will gain you the support and respect that you’ve been seeking. Your ability to put your plans to the test will prove to be very rewarding. TAURUS (April 20-May 20) -- Small business ventures are likely to pay off. Consider real estate or home improvement projects if you are looking to gain additional financial security. A home-based business looks promising. GEMINI (May 21-June 20) -- Don’t let anyone stifle your creative output. You may feel edgy or uncomfortable around others. Attend to personal pleasures that are sure to help you relax. Steer clear of a jealous peer. CANCER (June 21-July 22) -- Refrain from squandering valuable time daydreaming about past events. What’s done is done. Face the future and put your best foot forward in order to get ahead. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) -- Step into the limelight. Share your plans with others. You will gain unexpected rewards from your involvement in a worthwhile cause. Show off your leadership ability. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) -- Keep your anger at bay today. Think before you speak. If you are too hasty to judge, you may end up alienating a loved one. Physical exertion will help ease stress. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) -- Love is in the stars. Your intuition will guide you to a romantic encounter today. Don’t hesitate to share your hopes and dreams with the one you love. SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22) -- Household duties you have been neglecting will have to be dealt with swiftly. An older relative is in need of your assistance. Do everything you can to help,x and you will be rewarded. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 21) -- Your self-confidence will enhance your appeal. You’ll do well if you get out and mingle. A new acquaintance is likely to play an important role in your future. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) -- You will meet with opposition if you reveal your plans too early. Your success will depend on following through with your plans without waiting for someone else to make the first move. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 19) -- You are overdue for some lighthearted entertainment. Get out and attend a social function. Your charisma and charm will help you meet new friends. An investment will pay off. PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20) -- Refrain from making a hasty decision. Get your facts straight before you act. You will be able to make an informed choice once you have considered all the relevant details. ARIES (March 21-April 19) -- Romantic connections can be made if you spend time with stimulating, creative people. Your lighthearted mood and sense of humor will lead to a very compatible companion.
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