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Today’s Movies 12:00 a.m. HBO Cop Out aa HBO2 Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle ac MAX Get Him to the Greek aaa TCM La Bete Humaine 12:15 a.m. MAX2 It’s Kind of a Funny Story 12:30 a.m. SHO Jackass: The Movie aac 1:00 a.m. E( Saint Ralph aaa BET Love for Sale aa ENC Jason X ac 1:05 a.m. HBO3 Wild Things aaa TMC Metamorphosis a 1:15 a.m. PLEX The Killer Elite aac 1:30 a.m. AMC Trading Places aaa 1:50 a.m. HBO2 Love and a Bullet aa 2:00 a.m. MAX2 Brüno aac SHO High Heels and Low Lifes aac TCM Touchez Pas au Grisbi USA Attack Force c 2:10 a.m. STARZ Grown Ups aa 2:35 a.m. ENC The Haunting of Molly Hartley a 2:50 a.m. TMC The Hills Have Thighs 2:55 a.m. HBO3 Heaven’s Gate aac 3:00 a.m. TBS Joe Dirt aa 3:15 a.m. HBO Consequence aa 3:20 a.m. HBO2 Auto Focus aaa PLEX The Frisco Kid aac 3:25 a.m. MAX2 The Mod Squad ac 3:30 a.m. MAX Anything Else aac SYFY Jack Hunter and the Lost Treasure of Ugarit ac 4:00 a.m. AMC Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back aa SHO2 Last Orders aaa STARZ The Karate Kid aa TCM Des gens sans importance 4:05 a.m. ENC Moonlight Mile aaa 4:10 a.m. TMC Sliver aa 4:50 a.m. SHO Crazy Jones 4:55 a.m. HBO The Banger Sisters aa
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(N) Expedition Impossible (N) Rookie Blue (CC) (N) News (N) Nightline (N) Payne Family (CC) Office (CC) Friends (CC) Without “Without You” (CC) Without “Connections” (CC) News (N) Friends (CC) Office (CC) Family (CC) News (N) NBC News ET TVPG (N) Inside (N) Community Parks (CC) Office (CC) 30 Rock (CC) Law & Order: SVU “Pop” News (N) (:35) Leno The PBS NewsHour (CC) (N) Bus. Rpt (N) E. Edelman Wilderness Outdoors Money Fix (CC) Old House Matching stucco. Charlie Rose (CC) (N) Without “Honor Bound” (CC) Without “Viuda Negra” (CC) Criminal “Solitary Man” (CC) Criminal Minds “The Fight” Criminal “A Rite of Passage” Criminal Serial killer clue. Roseanne Roseanne Frasier (CC) Cash Cab Hawaii 5-O “Singapore File” Rockford Heat of Night “A Love Lost” Frasier (CC) Cash Cab Simpsons Queens (CC) How I Met Two 1/2 (CC) Vampire Diaries “Klaus” Plain “Conservative Jane” How I Met Earl (CC) Simpsons Raymond The PBS NewsHour (CC) (N) Bus. Rpt (N) Italy (CC) Celtic Thunder Vocal group. (CC) Bee Gees: One Night Only Live from the Balboa (CC) Christine CBS News Insider (N) Christine Big Bang (:31) Rules Big Brother 13 (CC) (N) Mentalist Murdered guard. Two 1/2 (CC) Late Show Simpsons Simpsons Two 1/2 (CC) Two 1/2 (CC) FOX 66 News at 10 (N) C NFL Preseason Football Philadelphia Eagles at Pittsburgh Steelers z{| (:10) Robin Hood: Men in Tights Robin and manly men. aac Pandorum (2009) Fatal space mission. (:50) aa Timecop (1994) Time traveling cop. not (CC) a Avengers ENC Pure Country 2: The Gift (2010) Amending mistakes. (CC) aaa Date Night (2010) Mistaken identity. (CC) Curb Your Entourage Entourage Undercover (CC) HBO (:45) Watch Life As We Know It (2010) Unexpected parents. (CC) True Blood “Spellbound” Mantle Baseball icon. TVPG HBO2 a Catwoman (2004) Vengeful hero. (CC) (:15) aac At First Sight (1999) Blind masseur undergoes radical surgery. aac MacGruber (2010) Soldier battles foe. Treatment Good Girl HBO3 (5:30) Los Sultanes del Sur (:15) aa The First Wives Club (1996) Ex-wifes get even. (CC) aa Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief MAX (:15) aac S.W.A.T. (2003) Samuel L. Jackson. Jailbreak plot. (:15) aa Beverly Hills Cop II (1987) Axel Foley returns. (CC) Beverly Hills Cop (1984) Detroit cop in L.A. (:45) Voyeur’s Web (2011) A voyeur’s club. MAX2 (5:30) It’s Kind of a (2010) The Road (:50) Multiple Sarcasms (2010) Seeking to be happy. (CC) The Big C Therapy The Big C WEEDS (CC) Franchise Green Rm Franchise SHO (:45) Skin (2009) Girl unsure of her racial ancestry. rsx aaa Wild Target (2010) Assassin in love. (CC) (:10) Everyday Black Man (2011) Violent store owner. SHO2 River King (:50) aa How Do You Know (2010) Former athlete in a love triangle. (CC) aa The Karate Kid (2010) Boy learns how to defeat a school bully. (CC) Ugly Truth STARZ Autumn NY (:15) aac Kings of the Evening (2008) Contest alters men. aac Dog Soldiers (2002) Deadly training. (:50) aac Severance (2006) Weaponry salesmen. (CC) Suck (2009) TMC 48 Murder case. (CC) 48 Street murders. (CC) First 48 “Cold and Callous” The First 48 (CC) (N) Beyond Scared Straight Advice refused. (N) 48 (CC) A&E aac Conan the Barbarian (1982) Arnold Schwarzenegger. A hero seeks to kill a cult leader. Conan the Destroyer (1984) AMC (5:30) Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome Max finds village. (5:00) 106 & Park Swizz Beatz. (CC) (N) Born to “Designing Dancers” BET Awards ‘11 Comic Kevin Hart hosts hip-hop’s biggest event, awarding artists for their work. (CC) BET Matchmaker New Yorker. Matchmaker “Greg; Zagros” Matchmaker (CC) Matchmaker New Yorker. Matchmaker New Yorker. BRAV Matchmaker “Justin; Kevin” Extreme Family adopts. (CC) Extreme Man’s dying wish. CMT Made Sweet Home Alabama (N) Texas Women (N) Alabama “A Southern Dad” CMT (5:00) Situation Room (N) John King, USA (CC) (N) Anderson Cooper 360° (N) Piers Morgan Tonight (N) Cooper 360° Breaking news. John King, USA (CC) CNN (:26) Scrubs (:57) Daily (:27) Colbert South Prk South Prk Futurama Futurama Futurama Ugly Amer. Daily (CC) (N) (:31) Colbert COM (:56) Scrubs Good Luck Babysitter Wizards Good Luck Good Luck A.N.T. (CC) PrankStars Fish Hooks Good Luck Wizards Babysitter DISN Phineas Cash Cab Cash Cab Chopper: Senior “Fired” Chopper: Senior “Big Guns” Auction (CC) Auction (CC) Dirty Mny Dirty Mny Auction (CC) Auction (CC) DSC (5:00) aa Sweet Home (2002) E! News (N) Sex City Sex City E! True Story “Snooki” E! Story The best of THS. C. Lately (N) E! News E! SportsCenter Little League Series “Opening Round: Game 4" z{| Baseball Tonight SportsCenter ESPN SportsCenter World Series of Poker ESPN2 (5:00) World Series z{| X ATP Tennis from Cincinnati z{| O MLS Soccer D.C. United at Chicago Fire z{| Standing Standing aa Practical Magic (1998) Sibling witches deal with family curse. (CC) The Lying Game “Pilot” TV14 The 700 Club TV G (CC) FAM Standing Special Report (N) The FOX Report (CC) (N) The O’Reilly Factor (CC) (N) Hannity (CC) (N) On the Record (CC) (N) The O’Reilly Factor (CC) FNC Chopped “Chard & True” Chopped “Sticking To It” Chopped “My Way” Extreme Chef “Ghost Town” Iron Chef Wahoo battle. FOOD Iron Chef “Flay vs. Thiam” Barfly Game 365 Action Sports World Xterra USA Championship Xterra World Champion The Dan Patrick Show Action Sports World FSD aa Bride Wars (2009) An error turns friends into bridezillas. Two 1/2 (CC) Two 1/2 (CC) Two 1/2 (CC) Two 1/2 (CC) Wilfred (N) (:31) Wilfred (:01) Louie (:32) Wilfred FX Little House TV G (CC) Little House TV G (CC) Frasier (CC) Frasier (CC) Frasier (CC) Frasier (CC) Frasier (CC) Frasier (CC) HALL Little House TV G (CC) Property Hse Hunt Hunters (CC) 1st Place 1st Place Selling NY Selling NY Hunters (N) Hse Hunt Hunters (CC) Hse Hunt HGTV Property UFO Files TVPG (CC) Ancient Cowboys shot craft. Ancient Mythological beasts. Ancient Aliens (CC) (N) America Gold; sport; choir. HIST UFO Files (CC) Project Runway TVPG (CC) Project Runway TVPG (CC) Project Runway TVPG (CC) Project Runway “All About Nina” TVPG (N) Russian (N) (:02) Dance Moms (CC) LIFE Hardball with Chris Lawrence O’Donnell (N) Rachel Maddow (N) The Ed Show (N) Lawrence O’Donnell MSNBC MSNBC Live Live news. (N) ‘70s (CC) ‘70s (CC) The Challenge: Rivals TV14 Jersey “Going to Italia” (CC) Jersey Inner temptations. Jersey Shore “Twinning” (N) Jersey Shore “Twinning” MTV Sponge Sponge Sponge Wife (CC) Wife (CC) Lopez (CC) Lopez (CC) ‘70s (CC) ‘70s (CC) Wife (CC) (:32) Wife NICK TBA aa Sweet Liberty (1986) Hollywood history. (:50) aac The Philadelphia Experiment Men sent to future. (:35) Uncle PLEX aac The Frisco Kid (1979) Gene Wilder. Rabbi heads west. NASCAR Race Hub Speedmakers Pinks - All Out “Martin” American American Speedmakers SPEED NASCAR K&N Pro Series Jail Jail Jail Jail Jail TNA Wrestling (N) Hooters Snow (N) SPIKE Jail aaa Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End (2007) Johnny Depp. Pirate alliance battles corporation. ac Lost City SYFY (5:00) Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves Robin seeks justice. Queens (CC) Queens (CC) Seinfeld Seinfeld aa Joe Dirt (2001) A janitor tries to find his parents. (CC) Family (CC) Family (CC) Conan Louis C.K. (CC) (N) TBS aac La Bandera (1935) Man commits murder. pqw u aaac Pépé le Moko (1941) A criminal from Paris hides out. u Grand Illusion (1937) Aviators flee a WWI POW camp. u TCM LA Ink “Kat Bares it All” (CC) High Stakes Sweepers (CC) Tattoo School (CC) LA Ink “Tats for Japan” (CC) LA Ink “Addicted” (CC) (N) LA Ink “Tats for Japan” (CC) TLC Bones Las Vegas corpses. Bones Buried alive. (CC) Bones Identifying boy. (CC) Journey to the Center of the Earth Lost world is found. Leverage TVPG (CC) TNT Animals Gumball Adventure (:15) Regular (:45) MAD King (CC) King (CC) Dad (CC) Dad (CC) Family TV14 Family TV14 TOON Sidekick Cops (CC) Dumbest Fashion models. Dumbest Church burglar. World’s Dumbest (N) Top 20 Most Shocking (N) Most Shock TRUTV Cops (CC) All Fam. All Fam. MASH (CC) MASH (CC) Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond (:16) Three’s Company (CC) TVLD (:17) Sanford and Son (CC) Noticiero (N) Cuando me enamoro (CC) Teresa Calculadora. (CC) La fuerza del destino (CC) Mujeres asesinas 3 Primer (N) Noticiero (N) UNIV Alma de NCIS “Kill Ari, Part 2" (CC) NCIS “Silver War” (CC) NCIS “Switch” Double life. Burn Notice (CC) (N) Suits “Undefeated” (CC) (N) Suits “Dirty Little Secrets” USA Saturday Night Live TV14 ac Billy Madison (1995) A millionaire’s son repeats school. 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