The Silly World of Chelm The Mayor’s Shoes The little village of Chelm decided it was time to elect a mayor. By general agreement they chose Yankel. Now Yankel wondered, “How will strangers know that I am the mayor?” A town meeting was called to address the issue. Everyone agreed with him that there had to be a way for strangers to know that Yankel was the mayor. They presented the question to the Old Sage of Chelm. “That is an excellent observation,” the Old Sage declared. “If we got him a special uniform, strangers would think we are a military community. So we cannot.” “And,” exclaimed Mottel, “if we got him a fine satin kaftan, strangers would confuse him with our wise Old Sage of Chelm!” “Why not get him a special pair of shoes that would be made of leather, but painted with shimmering gold paint?” suggested Moshe. “Indeed,” they all agreed. “A pair of golden shoes would be perfect. Then when a stranger came to town he would know instantly that he is the mayor.” And so the golden shoes were made. “But wait!” shouted Yankel, “If I wear golden shoes, they will become covered in mud the minute I walk in our streets. In Minsk they would be ideal because the streets are paved. But, here in Chelm, theywould be covered with mud in seconds!”
“That is simple,” exclaimed the Old Sage. “You will wear a pair of boots over the golden shoes.” “Indeed, an idea!” the Chelmites shouted, marveling over the great wisdom of the Old Sage. “But if my boots cover my golden shoes, how will the strangers know I am the mayor?” pleaded Yankel. “He is right” exclaimed the Old Sage of Chelm. “I would suggest that you wear a pair of boots, and cut large holes in the boots so that any stranger could see you are wearing golden shoes.” “Amazing!” shouted the Chelmites, marveling over the Old Sage’s wisdom. “But that is no good either,” shouted Yankel. “If I cut holes in the boots, they will quickly be filled with mud from the streets we have in Chelm. In seconds no one would know I was the mayor.” “That is simple,” exclaimed the Old Sage of Chelm. “If the holes in the boots will fill with mud, all we have to do is tie some straw over the holes to prevent the mud from entering.” “Brilliant!” everyone shouted. And so if you are ever in the village of Chelm, and see a man walking around with a pair of golden shoes, under a pair of boots that have holes in them filled with straw, you should know immediately he is the mayor of Chelm. Excerpted from the book "The Silly World of Chelm."Available at www.WorldOfChelm.com and at Amazon.com.
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