SeniorNet Marlborough Sounds
November 2013
SeniorNet Committee:
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he following people are your SeniorNet officers and committee. Please contact anyone of them if you have any comments or questions relating to SeniorNet or courses. Chairperson: Gary Graham
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Deputy :
Bryan Strong
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Secretary:
Ian Cameron
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Treasurer:
Faye Daken
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Committee:
Jill Aldridge
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Robert Boren
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Margaret Gledhill 573 8943 John Herbert
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John Wright Editor:
Robert Boren
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Course Organisers: Bryan & June Strong
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another story! With increasing use of modern communications in our daily lives – where we are in total control – we are forcing the changes. In today’s world where, ‘Services’, have become, ‘Businesses’, and must show a profit, just who, is the winner, and the loser? —- Gary —-
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computer company placed an order for computer mice from Japan. After the normal delivery period had elapsed, they contacted the airport to enquire what had happened to the consignment. The official in charge said that it was nowhere to be found and should be reported as missing. Some time later the official contacted the company to say that the package had been found. When asked where it had been, he replied sheepishly, "In quarantine."
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programmer had been missing from work for over a week when finally someone noticed and called the cops.
They went round to his flat and broke the door down. They found him dead in the still running shower with an empty bottle of shampoo next to his body. Apparently he'd been washing his hair. The instructions on the bottle said: 1) Wet hair 2) Apply shampoo 3) Wait 2 minutes 4) Rinse 5) Repeat