Arranged for Your Convenience by Kelly McAuliffe

Arranged for Your Convenience

by Kelly McAuliffe

Let's make a deal —

a comfortable

partnership of sorts.

I'll cook dinner on most weeknights

if you'll wash the dishes.

Besides,

soul mates are

archaic and the grass needs mowing and an unshared bed is

cold.

So you'll pay the mortgage on

the house I've cleaned, and

maybe I'll love you

someday.