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THIS WEEK’S EDITION OF SFR IS THE CANNABIS GUIDE Several other news orgs have undertaken similar efforts as rec sales begin. Ours is better, and it’s not close.
DONALD TRUMP POSTS VIDEO CLAIMING HE MADE A HOLE-INONE AT HIS GOLF COURSE He says “many people were asking.” We weren’t. Also, Trump cheats at golf, which is terrible.
DA SAYS EVERYONE CHARGED WITH AGGRAVATED FLEEING FROM COPS SHOULD BE JAILED UNTIL TRIAL We think the old case-by-case review might be more, um, constitutional. But we didn’t go to law school. (Insert shruggie emoji.)
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THAT ONE WEIRD TRUCKER CONVOY IS REPORTEDLY LEAVING WASHINGTON, DC Way to...wait, what have they done again?
NEW FEDERAL SPENDING PACKAGE DOESN’T INCLUDE FREE LUNCHES FOR KIDS STARTED DURING PANDEMIC But at least we made sure they got used to eating regularly over the last two years. Kids. Should. Always. Get. Fed.
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UPGRADES IN STORE FOR SANTA FE PARKS Goatheads still more than likely to attack you.
LIBERTARIAN CONVERT AUBREY DUNN IS SUING STATE OFFICIALS TO GET ON THE BALLOT AS A... REPUBLICAN Meet the new Aubrey Dunn, same as the old Aubrey Dunn.
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W E A R E WAY M O R E TH A N W E D N E S DAY H E R E A R E A CO UP LE O F O N LI N E E XC LUS I V E S :
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Second Street Brewery is leaving its original eponymous street behind, but it’ll probably hold onto the name.
Woman who led cops on wrong-way freeway chase resulting in two deaths will go to trial.
